Being Horny Is Not A Crime (w/ Keith Habersberger) | Perfect Person Ep. 23

Keith joins the show to demonstrate prowess in dating a horny boy, being addicted to Bad Boys and what to get a dad for christmas.
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[@chloerowitz7547]

I love how Keith said he’s qualified to answer any question and then approximately 2 minutes later after the first voicemail stated he had no idea how to help her 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m waiting for Miles to get a guest we wouldn’t expect to land up at all. Maybe Jennifer Coolidge. Or Quinta Brunson.

[@jackl8025]

Dua Lipa

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@jackl8025Even better: Dua Lipa and Hasan Piker.

[@bleusles]

Ben Platt

[@titanweenie]

Yesss Jennifer Coolidge would be amazing on this 😂

[@JRodMcSniper180]

I recon Quinta would love to be on this pod😂✨💗💌

[@jonrmartin]

TALL BOYS UNITE! That's what I'm talking about. I'm tired of all these short ass guests. Miles is a fellow High Guy and knows what's up. Keep it tall, king.

[@driannamendez2908]

😭😭 the short people slander is killing me

[@erukei_]

Jonathan Kirk next please

[@ambriaashley3383]

Hahahaha 👑

[@LP-un8ic]

Keith was so critical of himself but gave such great advice. Asking, what are your strengths? is social work 101. It was nice to see this side of him

[@justindabolish7382]

Id just like to say Keiths sauces are a pretty good Dad gift. I got it for mine last year and he liked it but he was also like “who is this guy?”

[@jaylabo]

We need a Zach + Will episode next week please ❤

[@TheLucidMystic]

YESSSS

[@derekparisfrantz1365]

Miles getting up and running to activate the motion sensor lights was an iconic moment

[@converse1401]

dying at keith's silent hunched over laughter at 15:04

[@alexare6655]

What was that about?

[@elizabethmontoya5633]

@@alexare6655 Motion sensored light lol

[@spookyfish24]

TBH: the 'evil stepsister' sounds like someone who is deeply insecure about the relationship her dad may have with the sisters. She doesn't know them and may feel like she's been replaced and is the outsider. It's a hard place to be in. :(

[@grllwrfr]

yeah tbh reading in between the lines of the depictions like "she was really disrespectful" sounds more like she's aloof and uncomfortable because she's clearly an outsider in this family dynamic

[@lezlezzin]

I agree, I also didn't catch if they revealed the ages of everyone--but they're all young and going thru their own shit. I think their advice of olive branch and trying at first and then letting it go if it doesn't go well def was the perfect medium approach

[@fbueno227]

@@saruhhhh Immaturity isn’t necessarily bad, and it just sounds like immaturity all around. There’s also immaturity in not recognizing how hurt the “step sister” is and how her responses are likely out of that hurt and feeling out of place. Sure she may not need to be “rude” but the sisters also do not need to take it so personally if they were mature enough to recognize where it comes from. Really no one’s fault- except maybe any of the parents who are potentially not fostering enough of a secure relationship with and amongst their children. Hopefully everyone involved will be able to look back together and in clearer, more secure spaces.

[@barbaral3302]

@@saruhhhh the only example they had was she didn’t like the color pink, so it really doesn’t sound like she was taking anything out on anyone.

[@snickersblah]

I feel horrible for her.

[@TheLucidMystic]

As hard as it is for some to talk about, I really do believe a lot of peoples interests stem from their past experiences, their childhood and their trauma. Like the first girl they talked to, I really wanted them to ask about the relationship dynamics she saw growing up, and even her parents relationships. Because if someone loses interest once a relationship seems to be WORKING, it may be because it's unknown, and it's not a model of the relationships they are used to seeing in their life. I know it can be a heavy topic sometimes but I really do feel like a lot of it stems from our beliefs, experiences, childhood and what we feel is "safe and familiar".

[@JoshMarshain]

10,000% correct, usually this kind of attraction to toxic people can stem directly from growing up in a toxic environment as an impressionable child, that kind of toxicity will become familiar and as an adult be the only thing that feels comfortable to them, as a proper healthy relationship would feel foreign and alien, allowing familiarity to cloud decision making ability. Another cause of a toxic childhood would be low self-esteem which could make her feel as if a toxic relationship is right or what she deserves. It could also make her a magnet to drama and instability, our parents and our childhood are the root of SO many common issues and an attraction to toxic partners is absolutely one of them, so maybe some advice to her should be to try and unpack what toxic personalities may have been present in her childhood and if maybe her parents weren't the best to her or the best examples for what healthy love looks like. Unpacking one's childhood can be a long and hard but often necessary thing to do, maybe she should seek professional help via therapy to help her on her journey to root out toxicity in her life.

[@TheLucidMystic]

@@JoshMarshain 10000% agree with you!!

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

"lose yourself in the music, the moment" I CAUGHT THAT MILES AND YOU GOT LAUGHS OUT OF ME. sneaky reference

[@victreebel170]

lol how is that sneaky? it was a massively popular song and he said it out loud

[@daughterofdemeter]

The new sister isn't evil, she's lost a lot and probably feels like it was given to you two. This is a really good opportunity to practice empathy and try to see things from her perspective

[@lindseyziegler9869]

And the advice definitely leaned that way, but I wish they had doubled down on it.

[@barbaral3302]

I didn’t think it was clear that she was rude at all… I’ve been a teenaged girl recently, and look, these two girls only being able to come up with an example of her saying she doesn’t like the color pink when one of the girls has a pink bedroom is not a good sign for the two girls. I really imagine that they’re being over critical and looking to dislike her, when really, when someones in a tough situation, the thing to do is to be as nice as is reasonable. But even if not, there’s 0 reason to be mean or or rude or “give up” on someone because they don’t respond the way you want them to when you do something that you think is a kind gesture toward them. They might not even know you were going out of your way to “be nice”

[@tofuteh2348]

Well she is a republican so-

[@kathleenuclear]

I worked in a liquor store for years and the beverage industry is BOOMING. It is CRAWLING with single, young party people and if she doesn't find another sommelier, I am sure she could find a whiskey guy or something like Miles said. She is definitely going into the correct line of work if she's looking to network and meet new people.

[@5footsomething]

the way keith handles advice he's gonna be an awesome dad

[@objectreborn.artsewing]

"Listen, I tried to be nice, and you didn't want it. So let's just not talk." - Keith Exactly how I handle coworkers

[@lexiiiilooou]

wait where is this lol

[@lezlezzin]

I gotta say... of all the guy guest hosts (other than Eugene I think) Keith has given some of the most genuinely helpful and grounded advice to the call-ins. (also sorry for clarifying to just guy hosts, but you know I gotta give it to Becky, Sarah, and Rainie first always

[@grllwrfr]

agreed! u can tell keith has a capricorn rising from how actually reasonable his advice is

[@lezlezzin]

@@grllwrfr haha oo good point!

[@nalinikale2924]

You've converted me to Ember and now I'm closer to being a perfect person

[@danielaterra3271]

I started listening to the podcast because my favorite segment on Trypod is advice that goes from Miles. And I expected fun tips like GET CANDLE! But you actually offer some great advice that has been helpful to me and you can show your insightful and thoughtful side. I love Keith, but my favorite guest is Will. This is my favourite podcast now! Long live the king of our nation!! Big hug from Uruguay!

[@georgiakuchinsky]

for the record though, miles taste in candles is impeccable.

[@gracebawden4123]

As somebody who married a sound enginer (former basist) that advice was pretty spot on haha

[@naxp42]

To the person who likes a challenge/bad boys: This is likely a trauma response. You possibly grew up in an environment that was unstable so it is all you know how to survive in. Stability can feel "boring" because you are no longer in fight/flight, and fight/flight is what you are comfortable in. My advice to you would be to create/find pockets of stability in your day-to-day life that feel accessible and train yourself yourself to enjoy it. Just some ideas... e.g. you could intentionally create a wind-down routine after a work day that you enjoy (e.g. taking a long route on your walk home), it could help you notice that there is beauty/excitement in the everyday simple things of life too? e.g. you could look back and see if you have any friendships/family relationships that you have had for a long time and feel relatively stable and feel good. It is possible that you are already in a stable non-dating dynamic and if you enjoy that, it is possible you could enjoy a stable dynamic too?

[@emilyrosenfeldt1641]

I was just looking for this comment!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking too. Unless we heal the root issue, we continue going for people who replicate the ways we’re used to receiving love… usually an unpredictable parent. Which is something I’ve been learning from my therapist 🎉 Also, I recommend therapy, even just for a little bit

[@mayanz7]

YES THIS IS WHAT I️ WANTED TO SAY

[@GahMorninJulia]

This comment is more helpful than the past few professionals I’ve tried. Thank you for the insightful and perceptive reply on this issue!

[@ViesFreequencies]

48:28 when Keith talks to miles about advice it looks & sounds like an old married couple & I just love that picture in my head, reminds me of my grandparents 😂😍

[@unfrgtblmemoriez]

I died at "what's her favorite food? Probably beef." 🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

[@aprilgirl4]

In case the dad gift girl is reading - my dad buys himself everything. So one year I got my dad a retractable back scratcher (because he was always scratching his back on the corners of walls😂) and he says it’s the best gift he ever got and it was only 10 dollars!

[@goyzaa]

Miles is giving fairy god mother with the “perfection is only one call away”

[@abigail216]

a gift i recommended for the girl looking for a gift for her dad, is a heated blanket. got one for my dad recently and he loves it

[@ajamatz1912]

Living in Boston myself I can confirm that crazy shit happens when you get too cold. I peed myself as a grown adult working outside In the bitter Boston winter!

[@aimsora]

Please bring Keith back he didn't get enough hot goss 😭

[@shelleytroupe4726]

In yet another example, Keith shows us he is, and always has been, the true dad of the Try Guys. Happy Holidays, Grandma Gooch

[@kaleighnicksic6687]

135 IS the perfect Ember Mug temp for coffee. I have told everyone I know to buy one and I got one because of you. Thank you for changing my life. Sincerely, a mom with hot coffee

[@nataliefogg2163]

The goal of tasting the wine is to check and make sure it’s not off! I don’t think it matters whether you personally like it or not! I don’t know if that makes you feel less stressed Keith, but thought I would let you know!

[@rachelpdmusic]

As a North Dakotan, I can confirm it's really that bad. Even today, basically the entire state is shut down because of snow, no travel advised anywhere. Would love it if Lewberger could come to town, though! (Maybe in the summer😂)

[@mariapizzaa]

Miles guessing that the evil stepsister's favorite food is probably beef was totally underrated by Keith and the sis!

[@lilavril3]

writing from boston- i’ve totally almost thrown up from a cold breeze like that. it smacks you in a way that makes you gasp for breath and it makes you wanna vom

[@literarymary4933]

Miles I am very upset that you always wake up my BABY by making me LAUGH so hard while I’m HOLDING her’s all.

[@gretl01]

🥰🤭

[@htlmn98]

Keith explaining why he qualifies as a Perfect Person was just wonderful HAHAH Valid points

[@kittensbreath]

Wait I thought Miles has been saying “freelance psychic” and I’m just now realizing it’s “side-kick”

[@georgiamunns43]

Hahaha same

[@siobhanmoriarty89]

Walked a marathon once... Took me 10hrs. I'm 5'5 and did no training... Don't recommend it. But it can be done.

[@StargazerApril]

Ugh, I want to call in so badly! But it scares me! It takes me an hour to get ready to call anybody for anything.

[@beckmannm]

You can definitely walk a marathon in a day! There's a 20 mile "Walk for Hunger" in Boston every year, and that takes ~5hours. A marathon is just a bit more!

[@allshookup1640]

Just from Keith’s storyALWAYS wear a seatbelt! Even if you are sleeping! It is less comfortable, yes, but it can save your life. You can put a pillow around the seatbelt and I’m not gonna lie I won’t be perfectly comfy, but it’s much better. Don’t risk not wearing your seatbelt.

[@zZsadpandaZz]

What I find kinda hilarious is I watched a new episode today with Jonny and then was like hey let’s see Keith. A year between episodes and the motion light is still in play.

[@thepuppydog26]

Ember, get this man a sponsorship already!

[@heejs6100]

The absolute feral warrior scream I scrumpt when I say Keith in the thumbnail. I can't believe you got him, this is HUGE for you, Miles

[@sjdrjh]

Yes, you can walk a marathon in one day. Averaging 3 mph with a lunch break, bathroom and water breaks you can finish in 9 hours.

[@literarymary4933]

I am here and ready to cackle.

[@madelinemiethke4285]

Same 😂

[@DeathlyHolos]

Listening to this while driving home on my two hour commute today in a snow storm listening to y’all talk about warm winters.. 🥲🥲

[@charimarferrer7948]

So I grew up in tropical weather, not use to the cold. I lived in Pennsylvania while I was pregnant during the winter and I would throw up walking to my car because of the cold.

[@tifnod]

Anyone else want to hear Keith say "Don't sleep with your employees" on the list of things he learned in his 5 years owning a company?

[@KrystalAmor1]

Keith was right these calls were especially spicy 🔥

[@avabergren5820]

im getting a degree in audio engineering, thanks for the shout out Keith we are under appreciated ❤

[@jennabarbary4990]

Trying to date in Vancouver is a nightmare to begin with bc everyone there is from somewhere else, looking for a good time not a long time. Which is great if that's what you are looking for, but if you want an exclusive thing, it's not the best city for that. Girl I feel for you!

[@tofuteh2348]

Omg finally Keith Hamburg

[@jettybetty3173]

I'm only 13 minutes in but after hearing her describe the guy and hearing Keith describe what men in that area of Canada look like I can only imagine Stewart from Letterkenny.

[@ellebee3857]

I mean this with the upmost amount of love and respect, My advice for the girl who likes bad boys and struggles with commitment: Therapy?? 💜

[@mel.bon12]

Might I say! This was a fine episode! 👏🏻 you never disappoint, doesn’t matter the guest (even if I don’t know them) it’s always awesome and funny!! 👏🏻 I always want to call cuz I need advice but I’m scared someone I know will recognize my voice..

[@5footsomething]

rooting for the girl at the end so hard i hope her date went amazing.

[@clarinetist18]

This was one of my favorite episodes! Love you two together! Thanks for the laughs guys 💙💛

[@actuallyansel4697]

in my humble opinion, caller 1 has some sort of a savior complex, an “i can fix him” mentality. thing with that is you cannot fix him! you gotta find a man that’s already fixed himself

[@spiceandmice9135]

re: almost the very end, having identical stocking stuffers that are wrapped, what my family as always done is, the first time someone picks that item up to unwrap it, say "You all have one of those," and then we'll all find that shape of package and open it at the same time.

[@lauracorry54]

I completed the MoonWalk in May, 26.2 miles around London, during the night. We started at 11pm, crossed the finished line just after 9am. It was horrendous!

[@victreebel170]

Sounds god awful! Where do you pee at 4am?!

[@lauracorry54]

@@victreebel170 ha, there are porta loos along the route!

[@JoshMarshain]

First caller badly needs to go to actual therapy to deal with her low self esteem, commitment issues, insecurity and comfort with toxicity. She even referred to herself as a red flag. The only way she will stop being a red flag and turn things around is if she unpacks the root of all these issues head on, her childhood. Until then I'm afraid she'll be a bit of a red flag and a non option for anyone good for her or anyone looking for lasting love, shouldn't even be dating (referring to dating for real lasting romance and not just hooking up) until she begins to resolve this mess, she's not ready yet and that's okay

[@Mx.BridgetS]

Ember has gotta get into that bottle warmer game for Miles' mini spawn, Kilometres.

[@patienceismyrealname]

The most wholesome duo

[@Namite0001]

finally keith gets to be on the show 😂

[@fakemj]

I love how Keith immediately plugs his hot sauce and is met with complete silence 😂😂

[@makaylaarcuragi5550]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR KEITH. THANK GOD

[@carmenlittle9454]

this podcast brings me so much joy each week!

[@Eagerphill]

You can absolutely walk a marathon in a day. When I tracked my milage when I did double shifts serving at a restaurant and bar, I regularly hit 30-50km.

[@ailenmarie5056]

Being SUPER nice to someone who’s started/starting shit w you is the way to go (w some exceptions). Always makes you look good and them look bad, especially if there was never Truly an issue at first.

[@FranklyFargo]

Hi from North Dakota, Keith and Miles! We are actually in the middle of a big snow storm that has dumped a few feet of snow in some areas

[@hconf]

I just discovered today I didn't finish this episode the day it came out. Best thing that happened to me today was finding this out.

[@kaitlynrain899]

How did Keith not break out into “daddy gifts, gifts for your daddy” from topic masculinity

[@sarahrose7163]

For real though, Keith’s suggestion that she go to the hardware store with her dad as a gift is actually a fantastic idea!!

[@ES.Evergreen]

As a kid, my husband bought his father a fire extinguisher for Christmas, which ended up saving his house.

[@maggiewhitaker9486]

I can't believe they didn't call it Daddy's favorite hot sauce to this day!!!

[@donywahlberg]

The "you got a one track mind" reply from Miles was the definition of the brand of this show.

[@GretaGeliz]

Don’t have the budget to get your parents something nice? ASK YOUR SIBLING(s) to go in on a presie with you. That’s right, get them something actually nice and not the same cheap shit you always get. Or get them a framed photo.

[@lydiamae1230]

Great episode! Thinking about that last question and wondering how her friend feels about it

[@floralvarezr]

Great dad gift advice I’m impressed

[@notmn8210]

two of my favorite perfect people!

[@ChocolatTherapy]

about the live food voting thing - i think sorted food has been doing that the past year? with their pass it on live shows? not sure, and actually it doesnt matter so nevermind. what i really wanted to say is that i dont think it's that weird to have a ticketed live show, that people have to pay to view. you've been doing free videos for years now, free livestreams, free everything. it's totally okay to ask for the money. please dont feel like you have to defend or explain yourselves

[@Tati_ab]

Listen I’m walking 17 miles on my Disney world vacay in one day, I can walk a marathon

[@EvWuzhere]

Keith is such a baddie

[@94bestyearever]

I really hope Huey is a guest sometime. I feel like he would be perfect on this show!!!

[@bookishlybouv]

Lol my stepmom wraps every stocking gift and my husband can’t stand it 🤣

[@AlwaysSpring62510]

This is so good. Amazing real life advice that I think about often.

[@zerocraic3966]

Taylor is so real for her self awareness as the straight western canadian woman archetype working service industry Only want men who are mean to them/they have to “win” Messy and fun Judgmental of stability/suspicious of kindness Lived in calgary and van for nearly a decade and i can count on 1 hand the straight canadian girls in industry who were not like this. The success stories were the girls who eventually fell for their best industry friend and settled down. Also considering the zero old somms in Canada idk where she got that image of a somm 😂 theyre all tatoo covered white ladies just like taylor 😭

[@wendycook6895]

I've bought 4 ember mugs at this point and just ordered my mom a second one.

[@ericaconnor611]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS omg i can't wait to watch 😌

[@lillianruiz3491]

I’m from ct and I’ve definitely gagged because of the cold lol 😂 🤮

[@ccloves9866]

When Miles said “the summer that changed our lives” and referenced sottp i burst out laughing in the best way 😂 Also Keith, come to Vancouver in the summer, you’ll love it. promise.

[@emthegem01]

Miles, I’m loving the retro look of your shirt. 👌🏼

[@arielsandoval5595]

OMG i always gag when it’s really cold out….

[@MmeViper]

I really love this episode!

[@TheOGBabbleBug]

Lots of ppl walk marathons

[@vonnbeaulieu5967]

A GRAB DAG! A DAG GRAB!

[@katiex3171]

i have been Waiting for this

[@alyswonder]

For the step sister- here's a trick, ask her a favor. No matter how small it is. She will think you owe her something but literally that's the first step to be able to control her. LOL They love being needed.

[@notmn8210]

that’s genius

[@GeorgiannaMiller5]

There is a great book called On Adventure with Dad that is **chef's kiss**

[@taylorrachael2238]

LETS GOOOOOOO