Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld) | Perfect Person Ep. 26

Zach is here to take calls from people with PRESSING issues about their trusting of a certain Shart.
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[@madisonmatthews4439]

“If it was the right person, they wouldn’t annoy you by existing” is straight PERFECTION MILES

[@ES.Evergreen]

Miles just serving this 'you're not the boss here' energy to Zach 😆

[@TheShauNanigans]

The fact that he has a better sound board... perfection.

[@herb_rolls]

Miles is the master of delivering the sweetest, most reassuring, "if it doesn't work out, that's okay"! It's so healing to hear what a measured response to disappointment sounds like, it's not the end of the world!

[@emilypants287]

For the annoyed girlfriend, I would add a goal of honing her ability to identify when a relationship isn’t working and leaving that relationship sooner and more gracefully. Try to leave as your best self, not as your angry or resentful self because you stayed too long. Resentment is often an indicator of a boundary that wasn’t held. Staying too long isn’t a favor for her or him.

[@amandajunecesarano7423]

So true!

[@gmarascofordhamedu]

been waiting for the miles & zach collab, their dynamic is truly underrated

[@zerocraic3966]

I love how funny they both think the other is. I can’t count how many trypods involve either Miles saying something funny that Zach then starts to employ for a good portion of that episode, or Zach proposing something ridiculous that Miles is only delighted to “yes, and” Underrated duo I love this

[@EmGa11ant]

#realbuds

[@gmarascofordhamedu]

couldn’t have put it better myself!!

[@mjl7214]

i would watch 12 seasons of candid competition

[@gmarascofordhamedu]

real

[@xgreydovex]

Now we need Maggie and Matt to round the whole gang out 😊

[@TheShauNanigans]

I'm hoping he eventually gets around to other office staff as well.

[@peacechickification]

@@TheShauNanigans I think this would be the coolest way to get to know some of the lesser known second try staff!

[@ravenblue]

… Ariel 😮‍💨🤧

[@samlila678]

Kwesi too?

[@TheShauNanigans]

@@samlila678 I don't see why not.

[@sleepypup]

"A week and a half without ass eating...we're gonna call this a big problem" I'M IN TEARS 😭 Edit: Why is this actually good advice 🤣

[@bookishlybouv]

As someone who is chronically ill and disabled, I really felt Zach’s fear of losing quality of life more than death. Even just through flares, it can be wild to see how bad my quality of life can dip, and that suffering has always scared me more than death.

[@jessy.bessie]

That part really hit me hard as well, especially as someone who also has Ankylosing Spondylitis. I think a lot about quality of life.

[@waitsgirl1510]

Petition for Miles to purchase a potato cannon and launch a potato across the room to activate the lights

[@gmarascofordhamedu]

bro this is my favorite fuckin podcast. miles is the absolute man, I could watch / listen to him all day. just so hilarious and interesting

[@TheShauNanigans]

Usually I get kind of annoyed when KZbin automatically moves to the next video in queue, and it's a video I've seen before (out of billions of video possibilities), but not with Perfect Person. I'll end up listening to close to half or most of an episode before I get around to switching it to something else instead of pretty much doing it right away.

[@gmarascofordhamedu]

totally on that wavelength myself as well

[@zerocraic3966]

I will never tire of Zach not understanding the phrase “dipping a pen in the company ink” I think I’ve heard him tamper with this phrase a half a dozen times, and I need MORE

[@connerolmedo888]

From eating ass to asking about the fear of death, this podcast literally has everything

[@Ellejacklyn1]

To Emery: if you see this, I hope you asked him out! When I was 22, I was in a show and super down on myself. I had just stopped seeing someone who didn’t want to call me his gf. I was friends with the sound guy at the theater the show was at and we flirted a lot. I stated to like him and I had a suspicion he liked me, so I told him I wanted to go out. We’re celebrating our 5 year anniversary next month 😊 GOOD LUCK QUEEN!

[@Kveg-y6k]

Came for the gaffs, stayed for the get real. It’s honestly become one of my favorite things to listen to. I love the whole episode but now hearing that piano loop gets me hyped.

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

sameee

[@aleks-33]

And sometimes it gets super earnest and sweet but you see Miles' hand reaching for the soundboard to restart the loop and u just die laughing.

[@snickersblah]

They handled the immaturity of the annoyed girlfriend really well I personally love when Zach asked if a lot of people annoy her 😂

[@whereyoubean]

Actually her reasons are valid like not helping her when she moved out from her apartment to her parents' house eventhough she helped him when he moved in at her apartment.

[@mollystahl1654]

the little nod when miles asks “you think i’m a himbo“ is so perfect

[@rhiannonlister517]

At 21 and someone who is already at the stage where they dont have their health or ability to manage pain anymore. It is you guys that bring the happiness and relief

[@FariaMarjaani]

I'm so so sorry ❤️

[@alanchen7421]

The last call got me on the floor….she’s like ay he breaths all the time, disgusting. 😂😂😂

[@hollycaylynn9370]

Not this ep going from ass eating to like making me cry at the end while Miles talks about living boundlessly?!

[@jimmyoutlaw9384]

This might be the best episode yet. I don’t think anyone said “no” at any point it’s just rolling with the ideas I love it

[@alexisreve1]

"We didn't get your name, but maybe we shouldn't" Cackling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ananyageorge9962]

please bring Zach back this episode was EVERYTHING!!

[@thatonehatgirl]

Korndiddy just seems like the perfect fit to give someone some heart to heart advice with a lil humor. Love it.

[@KittenCece]

Where we force a genuine moment to learn more about each other and ourselves; I'm gonna write this on the cover on my journal ✨️ Lol and I'm gonna respond weekly in there to whatever question you pose each week miles

[@julians4094]

that's a great idea honestly

[@alaytheaherr]

THE MOTION SENSOR LIGHT GOING OUT KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericaavery9382]

As someone with chronic illness and chronic pain, dear God is that fear of losing quality of life that Zach brought up real. I feel so seen from Zach addressing that.

[@saraa.7836]

“If I find out you have a better sound board…” 😂

[@lauracola]

It's midnight and I should be sleeping however I'm only a person and Miles is perfect so I must watch

[@simplicitylost]

Australia? 🇦🇺🦘

[@emerson1998]

Miles and Zach, you guys are literally my goal in masculinity as a trans persom Open, honest, raw, funny, strong, squishy, awe inspiring. Love you guys

[@herb_rolls]

Are those traits attached to masculinity? Or does he have those personality traits regardless of his gender? Don't aim for masculinity when it truly means nothing but gender norms/prescribed personalities, you're a perfect trans person as you are! Don't let cis people give you costumes you feel you have to wear. Cis men are not cooler than any gender, they simply are more privileged and have been allowed more individuality. You got this!!

[@emerson1998]

@@herb_rolls lmao back off? I dont need a hero, thanks bud

[@emerson1998]

@@herb_rolls maybe spend more time in therapy figuring out your apparent ego issues rather than giving unsolicited advice to people in KZbin comments, I didn't ask for advice on how to be trans, especially from some random stranger on the internet. Lmao go touch some grass, I have many OTHER inspirations of masculinity. OBVIOUSLY these traits and masculinity are not mutually exclusive, I'm not a child. I have a wider understanding of gender than that, I'm perfectly fine. I don't need your preachings or teachings, rando

[@cottagegremmy]

@@herb_rolls Dawg shut up. You obviously have no clue what it's like to be handed societys view of men and be told you don't fit it; we see people like Zach and Miles change societys view and now that's a view we can be. This isn't about fitting a 'gender norm', it's about feeling confident in how we present our masculinity and how we feel that the two of them are helping our confidence with their presentation of masculinity. If you're trans: Stop. If you're cis: You aren't a good ally. Whether you're one or the other, you're still trying to talk over this trans person, let them voice how they feel. Stop trying to be a hero.

[@gdanzer13]

This is the only podcast I listen to on a regular basis. The mix of humor, pathos and genuine vulnerability is a needle well-threaded. 10 out of 10.

[@QuantumBeeWellness]

Zach you're so right about living in the now, focus on the present because that's all that matters. But if either of you is truly interested in life, death, or in between, you should look into getting a QHHT session (Quantum Hypnosis)

[@sierrasmith2768]

Miles, my tab at work says "Ass eating" and trails off. If I share my screen, it looks suspicious. And I feel that you should know that.🤣

[@nowthatsurban]

Not sure if 'ass eating disaster' would make it any better 😂

[@sierrasmith2768]

@@nowthatsurban no, definitely not 🤣

[@FariaMarjaani]

To the question of fear of death - I've recently been exploring the idea that we don't live in this world as individuals. We are actually, all together, one big organism. Nothing starts or ends with one individual life. We contribute our wisdom, our spirit, our talent to the world, but the organism doesn't start or end with us. This has helped me remove the fear of death a bit. I'm not so worried about achieving some very particular thing for myself in life. Now I moreso see it as I need to spend every day contributing my spirit to that organism and doing my best, but having the faith that life goes on and on even after I go. Life is a force that repeats the same struggles and joys generation to generation, country to country, from one house to another. I believe that our ancestors' stories live in our blood, whether we know of them or not, and our stories will also live on in that silent and powerful way.

[@elishao473]

Here's the thing, that girl's boyfriend sucks. Like it's not about her just not liking him -- he was super lazy and inconsiderate and didn't offer to help her move, he didn't take care of his lease and expected her to just take care of him. Like I don't think she's just an angry person, he sounds like THE WORST.

[@kurshid7866]

I read this as "Ass Eating Disorder" and I'm so embarrassed for myself.

[@ES.Evergreen]

I did too 😅

[@guanocurry]

Same!!

[@ashwee9053]

Lol okay I'm glad I'm not alone in this

[@angelita98gaby]

i only just realized, i had to double check the title after reading this 💀

[@ketamineis4horses]

same

[@KillaChaos]

Mile's quote at 23:55 is so funny when he says "you can still show to their house", made me laugh. It definitely gave me Tim Robinson vibes haha. Appreciate you Miles!

[@SarahTheSassy71]

I would love to hear Ariel on this (I totally understand why we probably never will) but she is so wise and I miss hearing her thoughts. She'd be great for this show tbh

[@mchammerandnail]

Zach’s leo energy with Miles virgo energy is so funny together. Zach’s fiery side with miles very methodical approach is so good together

[@intheyellowcorner]

I lost my big brother to gastric cancer and i had to watch him fade out too. Noone should ever have to see that. Miles, thank you so much for talking so openly about sibling grief. It refreshing and truly helpful. 💙

[@stellkirkie]

I almost cried at the end of the show! I’m 25 and feel recently like I’m super lost, especially after the pandemic since I’ve fallen into some mental health struggles that have been challenging. Your perspectives on death and living life to the fullest were very beautiful. Love the show and love you all!!

[@hollycaylynn9370]

IDK seems like they were kinda acting like the last person just hated the guy for no reason, but if he said like hey my lease ends TOMORROW I need to live with you for a month?! I'd be pissed off too, that's insane. And then didn't offer to help her move?! Just want to say if that was you, I hope they didn't make you feel like a bad person for wanting to dump him lol.

[@simplicitylost]

She just seemed hyper annoyed with his being though. Like, even his name. Definitely she should break up though. She said it was her first relationship, so I imagine she probably was sticking around because she thought she should keep giving it a chance.

[@sugaandyams6092]

I definitely agree, that stood out to me. I was waiting for them to mention the bf just moving in!

[@hollycaylynn9370]

@@simplicitylost Oh I definitely agree it was super obvious she needed to break up with him, I just felt like the detail about the last minute moving in was glazed over!

[@alainafun5684]

this was one of my favorite episodes, i’d love for zach to come back !!!

[@esalti]

When I first read the title, I thought it said “Ass Eating Disorder!” 😂

[@strangeaslife]

I thought the same thing!

[@literarymary4933]

SAME

[@rhondabear5639]

Oh my god Miles this title!! You know how to hook your listeners 😂 Also loved that you called Will a little sweetie, could not agree more!

[@sydney4377]

Zach and Miles pod truly is perfection

[@becca2710]

As someone who has been struggling and dealing with chronic pain I 100% relate to Zachs fear and really appreciated what Miles said afterwards about not feeling so trapped and living boundlessly. ❤ Such a hilarious and heartfelt episode! I wish you both the very best and I better see Zach back on asap! He's my kind of perfect 🥰

[@procrastelinaa]

“Right when we’re about to go in, that’s when we edge” Perfect 👌🏽

[@unionize_me]

I've been waiting for Zach! The trifecta has been completed!

[@T.Florenz]

Only 16 minutes in, and the timing of the patter between Miles and Zach already has me laugh-crying

[@JuanitaColorado]

Literally the same time I broke and went to look at the comments bc this is gold.

[@oliviadorothy]

The energy in this video is wild and I'm obsessed

[@alaytheaherr]

OHHHH the break-up girl (last caller)! i recognize her voice!!! she was the one who called about her bf asking to sleep with other ppl when arisce was a guest! GIRL BREAK UP WITH HIM. WE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO DO THAT.

[@heydirle]

I’m so impressed you recalled that!!

[@cottagegremmy]

ima be honest she kinda got me a lil upset bc like-- its so obvious and shes been told multiple times that dude aint the one for her ! she also just sounded mad at everythin, not a vibe

[@alaytheaherr]

@@cottagegremmy i feel the same. the way she talked reminded me of an acquaintance in college who, instead of solving really simple issues with a clear direct solution or listening to anyone's advice, would just continue to live like that and complain. i'm the opposite kind of person and literally just stopped going to where she was known to hang out at the times she was there. also never accepted her fb friend requests lol.

[@alaytheaherr]

@@heydirle it's one of my favorite episodes so i revisit it often 😂😂😂 does that reveal too much about me lol

[@2014wolfy]

I see dudes in the comments, but are they not calling in?? C'mon, fellas. We wanna hear it.

[@grooovydeadite]

Pretty much born with chronic pain (shout out to neural tube/spinal cord birth defects!), like "didn't realize most people never wake up with some level of pain every morning until professionals told me" levels. That quality of life fear is so real. Yesterday was my birthday (38!) and hey, my aging process will look different, that's just the reality of it. It's fiiiine.

[@lorithomasscott349]

Im really sorry for your loss, miles ❤ loads of love from one griever to another. and I couldn’t agree more that science does feel like magic.

[@edward2256]

miles we gotta have a zaramiles ep it needs to happen on a more serious note-as a super anxious person, i really appreciate the way you talk about life and living it. because you're right-if we have the ability, we should live every single moment taking advantage of our health because having it is a privilege that too many people are denied. just being able to do things is such an underrated gift, and you truly inspire me to stop stressing the little things and just live. wishing the best to you and your family!!

[@sundaesorceress]

Zach’s energy in this is so calming

[@rayrunn]

That second “focus up Zach” really got me

[@Sara-yk3lg]

This episode felt so authentic. Then ending it on the “get real” segment when it was already real in the first place. I wasn’t expecting it and wanna give you both a hug right now. Love the vibe. Love this podcast. #milesnation #korndaddy

[@devillapatel]

insane title ohmygod😭😭😭 also ive been waiting for zach’s ep for so long !!! so excited for this

[@corifordham7793]

I've been on a Perfect Person binge today while running some draining errands. Your advice is thoughtful and hilarious. I do have to say -- telling a woman who is frustrated that her boyfriend is in her space, when he SURPRISED MOVED IN FOR MONTHS WITHOUT HER ON BOARD felt like you were focusing on symptoms and not the root of the problem. I agreed with your advice, but can't say that he didn't do anything wrong. Forcibly moving in, even if it wasn't done with malicious intent, is pretty disrespectful of people's space and boundaries.

[@coveofhorrors]

the way this episode ended was INTENSE but actually surprisingly comforting

[@TheShauNanigans]

I just looked up the definition of himbo, and using it to describe Miles cannot be further from the truth. He is attractive, but he certainly isn't unintelligent.

[@TheShauNanigans]

Also, get a marshmallow shooter that shoots the large marshmallows for the motion sensor light. They would likely be big enough to register. Not sure about Nerf bullets being large enough.

[@stephanielastname8271]

i really enjoyed the get real segment this week and the talk about living each day to the fullest.

[@Zubiila]

I loved this episode's Get Real. It was magical. ❤️

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

i fucking love get real, i like the combo of funny and genuine advice and then just truth and vulnerability at the end, idk its awesome. laughing and smiling and then reminded of what matters and left with interesting ponderings you know?

[@dallontaylor5840]

the little clip of you accidentally put in the beginning? love her

[@angelita98gaby]

cool someone else noticed that too lol

[@zoeyjones7496]

I love u guys. I watch tripod and just started this and I just appreciate the random, conversations about nothing, helps getting thru my repetitive days

[@Somethingcorporate99]

The Zach and Miles pod is the one I've been most excited for 🙌 hell yeah

[@samuelcareen5563]

Zach "Pocket Rice" Kornfeld

[@TheShauNanigans]

Probably less messy than corn.

[@derekparisfrantz1365]

I’ve never clicked so fast on a notification 😂 fav part of the work week is when this pod drops. Thanks miles!

[@rn5439]

The episode we’ve all been waiting for

[@arielle.notthemermaid]

just dropping by to say that among the tryguys x miles.. zach x miles is my fav combo

[@UnicornsForSale]

the way Miles made a joke about not bleeping the boyfriend's initials and then proceeded to not bleep the initials when Zach says them

[@RosNicole]

This is my new favorite podcast

[@breezebee]

24:00 the way I just laughed so loud in my cubicle was extremely embarrassing lol

[@titanweenie]

Keep on with the dork boy schtick 🤣 loved this weeks ep!!❤

[@jemg9359]

another great episode :) I’d love to see a get real special. just a full episode of getting real w a guest n calling people back n asking them deep questions

[@janihostetter4348]

I can’t stop laughing at Miles face when Zach says his keyboard is ugly 😂😂😂😂

[@LivingMyLife22]

Loving these episodes! Would love to have Rachel as a guest one day, think that would be a great conversation

[@donywahlberg]

I fell off the wagon for a while but I am getting back on via re-watching the episodes around where I left off. THe origins of the Wrecking Ball Crew have been funny, let's see if Zach holds up.

[@sydneyderose7165]

I love the show keep kicking ass

[@henjiin]

Okay, I think I’m now a fan of Zach. This episode was super fun!

[@roses4430]

I love that Zach said this was sad and Miles said it was beautiful. I use the phrase “ hauntingly beautiful “

[@justineglickman]

I have never laughed so hard. Miles and Zach out there really doing the lords work💩 🙌 🤣

[@faith2980]

an iconic and underrated duo

[@shanm08]

Came to the video just to see 1) Miles’ sweater and 2) Miles run to the motion sensor light 😂 I love this bloody podcast! 🙌🏻

[@pandaforce6162]

put off listening to this podcast but finally got around to it and binged every episode over the past 7 days excellent work and can't wait for the next episode, thank you for your service

[@Alice-nt4qr]

Not helping because you haven’t been asked is actually often a sign of selfishness

[@laurlaurmarmar7697]

In that case, it’s even more than selfishness. It’s classic weaponized incompetence because he’s putting it back on her to help him….help her? When it should just be common sense to help your fucking girlfriend move??? Lmfao he sounds like a nightmare of a person

[@katherinet8237]

this one had such good energy

[@Scooberdo]

Zach is my fave try guy now cuz of this podcast lol

[@ashleyholmes4221]

So glad I'm watching this stoned

[@jamesdoyle4989]

You have the most spectacular couch... I enjoy your show greatly!

[@hconf]

I tell myself I should hold off from listening immediately because then there's a whole week of nothing after, but I just can't wait.

[@titanweenie]

We need an advice marathon!! Some of these calls are so funny

[@gmarascofordhamedu]

u don’t even know how much this title enthused me when I saw it

[@uffda3937]

Every time I see the title of this video my brain reads it as "Ass Eating Disorder" 🤣

[@Anthonyeatspoo]

They make a Nerf gun BAZOOKA. Get that shit for the motion light and warn NO ONE 😂

[@rayrunn]

Honestly Miles.. This episode? absolute banger

[@Josh-kr9xf]

this is the one I’ve been waiting for!!!

[@havf8thyoga]

YES! PREACH ZACH! ❤️