Personal Trainer: Cooking - Scott The Woz

[@ScottTheWoz]

Alright, okay, hi. This wasn't the delayed episode that was meant to appear Sunday, this episode was always supposed to come out today. Man, lemme tell ya this delayed episode, it's pretty much done, but these packages I need for it just refuse to come it's STUPID. I believe it should be out on Friday with another new episode on Sunday, okay and then we should be back to a normal schedule. Okay? Alright. Okay. Alright.

[@7jelly777]

Lol thanks for the vid, nerd. I am enjoying it. And you're funny okay alright okay bye

[@chipwhich]

Hey all

[@xeno7136]

:3

[@theactualfunnylord5307]

Okey Dokey Mr Scott.

[@gloomyboi2186]

Thx Scott,I love your videos btw,and also THIS GAME BLOWS

[@NintendoCollecting]

I would love to see Scott show up to Hell's Kitchen with a DS

[@hugeluigifan]

me too

[@Hario338]

Honestly, he should do that (also hi lithium! love your videos!)

[@requiem165]

Cooking guide: Cant decide what to eat?

[@requiem165]

There is a Hell’s Kitchen game on the DS

[@mikeshmit1363]

@@requiem165 and wii

[@plufim]

I respect just how much Scott is willing to spend on a short bit.

[@caseys2698]

The clam cans were greenscreened unfortunately, you can see the grain residue on the right But he still bought at least 6 cans for the closeup shot lol

[@SmokePudding]

@@caseys2698 Damn he honestly did it really impressively

[@perrydan3533]

Clam cans are like 20 cents each lmao

[@kirin1230]

@@perrydan3533 Still takes effort

[@Rylika]

@@caseys2698 with my not so great eyes and watching on a small screen Just can't tell the difference when it's there for a few seconds. If I look for it can most likely can notice it. Real or not. It was done good enough to the point I couldn't tell without seeing your comment

[@Samination]

I just remember that the recipes were always so exotic most stores didn't have the ingredients. Drove my parents crazy with it. lol

[@yes-jp5fj]

I never expected to see you on a scott video

[@commiemommiw9050]

Yeah Dead by Daylight and Scott the Woz is a combo I never expected but I am intrigued

[@yes-jp5fj]

@@commiemommiw9050 Yea I know right? Also is your name actually Hayden? Cuz that's my name

[@bobafruti]

I learned to make chicken tenders and Mac and cheese... those ingredients weren’t too exotic!

[@commiemommiw9050]

@@yes-jp5fj lmao yeah, it’s a bit of a rare name. Nice to meet another one lol

[@cmwaves]

Scott is now my new favorite Scott The old Scott was too much “Scott”

[@masonkelly7908]

Well said 👌🏾

[@rah9656]

I’ve never heard so much depth in a single comment this man needs an Oscar.

[@justicem2853]

How did you get 33 likes in a meer minute?

[@shinekadavis8228]

@@justicem2853 ikr

[@adamsrankings8860]

Comments like these are why I love this community. Nothing toxic, no yelling at people for having an opinion, just cracking jokes and having fun!

[@chipwhich]

“what’s in the crockpot?” “cereal.” your Rice Krispies are about to get a lot Krispier

[@reagan2735]

I love deep fried water! The texture is amazing, I totally recommend it to everyone I meet.

[@nathannotnate4908]

That sound like a threat

[@samuelb-1406]

I didn't hear you, *I have very slow ears*

[@R00M_SEXY]

YO! Deep fried water is what keeps my gears going around this time of year. It’s an absolute staple of Thanksgiving.

[@wintertheampharos4725]

@Anthony Standridge how do you deep Fry water? On second thought, don’t answer that.

[@EllieMiller510]

My new favorite Scott quote is “it’s a gourd bitch”

[@caimaccass6911]

"... Have you read Huck fin?" "Ive been meaning to give salmonella a chance" "I have been hungry recently... ... Lust"

[@supersamples1718]

"cereal"

[@illbebackeventually.9713]

I was wondering why it sounded weird for some reason, then I realised that he didn't censor bitch

[@EllieMiller510]

@@caimaccass6911 the huck fin part made me laugh so damn hard.

[@brendanmilburn9067]

@@illbebackeventually.9713 Scott has never censored bitch.

[@jaredjjacobs]

Scott: * At the grocery store* Cashier: " Sir that is a lot of clams" Scott ' oh these,,, these are just clams.... for my family"

[@louiepikmin3184]

He bought a whole cart full of chips ahoy once so I think they're used to it

[@wef6146]

“You see, I am in desperate need”

[@AP-uj2fg]

Clamily...

[@MaherandIbrahimsAvengers]

Fun Fact: those arn't even real Only 5 of them are, the rest are green screened in because there wern't enough clams at the store for Scott to buy. You can see it a bit when looking at the scene Scott said it on his behind the scenes video on his second channel

[@sebastianalvarado7867]

mmmm steamed clams

[@don9503]

His 3DS being on the literal stove gave me GREAT stress and mild anxiety

[@plufim]

Particularly given how many he's destroyed lately!

[@serp022]

@@plufim “It’s f*cking Mario Kart again!”

[@Michael18751]

_It has a capture card too..._

[@Marssnowable]

good thing you clarified that it wasn't on a figurative stove.

[@AlexVeridyTLW]

Yeah but he has, what, like, 6?

[@SweetzTheOne]

“You know what they say; if you can’t make goulash, give up.” - Scott The Woz, 2020

[@theflev-matic4892]

Correct

[@kanjo_tts]

@@ronnza6668 Nice

[@gohantanaka]

That might be a Solzhenitsyn quote.

[@catriamflockentanz]

Most people actually *do* give up half-way through as they are satisfied on the half-way mark and think they finished the goulash already when they in fact just made the sauce and nothing else yet...

[@HyetalL]

I want that on my gravestone

[@Eldelastrufas]

0:27 Oh yes, I remember the walking tutorial game. They made us play it in kindergarten

[@shardtheduraludon]

Legend has it there was one kid that snuck an actual game into class and played that instead.

[@BBC600]

@@shardtheduraludon Now he can't walk...

[@fixedfunshow]

Cocina Conmigo ¿Qué Preparamos Hoy? I actually played this game and all the other games in the same series, is like 8 games in total, crazy huh?

[@MultiDarkZen]

Ahh i see you've played walking stranding as well

[@shardtheduraludon]

@@BBC600 It was worth those 5 minutes of playing Mario Party DS.

[@RogersBase]

Personal Trainer Cooking is legitimately one of my favorite DS games so this video makes me absurdly happy.

[@TankEngine75]

Same also hi Rogersbase!

[@Mierrie]

Game?

[@tokuclips6618]

Ayyyyeee rogerrrr!!!!

[@bigstar66]

why

[@doramilitiakatiemelody1875]

No COOKING MAMA WAS THE BEST

[@Vailskibum]

Wednesday Night Scott The Woz has a unique flavor to it

[@edgeofsky6684]

It does ngl

[@LukasPrimeEdition]

i couldn't have put it better myself

[@that-queer-fnaf-theorist]

It does-

[@-_-.09]

Wtf are you doing here

[@brandonlopez3799]

Love your videos,didn’t see you as a Scott fan

[@potatogod8831]

My math teacher actually let me when I asked for me to use the Pokémon platinum calculator since she thought it was so funny

[@Deoxys911]

Epic-you're truly a Comedy PotatoGod!

[@urielc918]

lmao the fucking poketch calculator

[@emminet]

Just wait until we someday can finally emulate DS games on a calculator, and then you can play D/P/P on a calculator and use the in game calculator there!

[@hasuki5604]

PotatoGod I hope that comes back in the remake lol.

[@tvoltage]

@Eric Lee they would think its funny

[@rheenusthebeanus]

I live for Scott's banter between him and his friends. Every second is always filled with a subtle and dead-pan joke and it just flows oh so well with every joke leading into the next.

[@caimaccass6911]

"This is the best thanksgiving ever!" "These pretzels are actually stale" "Even I cant compeat with this!"

[@wingbeltcreations5455]

I just realized the brilliance of 5:20. An empanada and Chicken Pot Pie are basically the same thing with minor differences, which is so fitting for a cooking video.

[@ylfethan]

Seeing the rest of Scott's house feels like we unlocked a secret bonus area

[@Deoxys911]

I think I saw a Star Coin up in the corner!

[@bluebomber875]

This is random, but your profile picture was my favorite character in Lego Batman lol

[@cjlite0210]

Can I have permission to make Scott's house as a game?

[@ylfethan]

@@bluebomber875 lol same here man

[@theshakyguy]

@@cjlite0210 Make it a big house game. Nathaniel Bandy would love. (This comment was a joke.)

[@QuillC]

The fact there was a second layer of canned clams behind the first, really brought that bit to the next level

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"What are we Sinning today" - God the Woz

[@airplane6417]

Thats a sin *ding*

[@Aaron-xo5ud]

I was originally gonna say Pride obviously, and then he just randomly chooses Lust...

[@SgtPotShot]

"I am pretty hungry....Lust." Ah yes, a true man of culture & taste.

[@wintertheampharos4725]

@@SgtPotShot I’m more for gluttony

[@first-last557]

"It's a gourd, bitch." that might be the first time i've heard scott say bitch and i was not expecting it in a joke video

[@lvara2216]

Have only seen like 8 Scott the Woz episodes you’ve got a lot to see (;

[@BogusmanTheSwagman]

He never censors bitch, hell, ass, or damn.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

"Has anyone ever used Personal Trainer Cooking on an exam?" I do have a friend that needed a calculator for his exam and they let him use his copy of Pokémon Pearl.

[@ombranox]

That's awesome, even though the poketch calculator app was so much ass.

[@sawkchalk6966]

@@ombranox it was the only thing that got me through Phantina's gym /s

[@xbomblive8552]

“Personal Trainer: Cooking” so Cooking Mama?

[@tokyobandz3307]

Yes but with more tax evasion

[@Glennjamyyyn]

Cooking mom

[@kwisowofer9872]

yes, but boring

[@saucefreakystyle]

Yeah the only difference is the food is real

[@FriskyD.]

Wasn't there a guy who actually used Cooking Mama to cook?

[@donovan802]

I was about to say, "Did you say Huck Finn?" If you didn't know, the story is about a boy named Huckleberry Finn whose father frequently drinks and assaults him, never displaying affection towards Huck at all.

[@Benzona]

Yeah lol, not to mention Huck being witness to a murder in the first book.

[@pyrotechnic96]

Not the mention the N-word

[@jayfarias8440]

@@pyrotechnic96 Which is what H.P. Lovecraft named his cat

[@thespeediestgonzales7704]

@@jayfarias8440 please tell me you’re joking lmao

[@thespeediestgonzales7704]

@Eric Lee jeez

[@fgsfdsf]

i like to imagine scott serving gordon ramsay, and it's literally a ds on a plate, with a stylus as a fork

[@fgsfdsf]

@@marble-q6j maybe lamb sauce will help.

[@hxney_bree]

@@fgsfdsf It better not be raw though, or we'll all catch Hell for it.

[@anthonyrubel4057]

Ramsay: Finally some good fucking food

[@fgsfdsf]

@@anthonyrubel4057 lol.

[@jackk.33]

I would pay money to see that

[@ninabou6445]

"They got the DS Chef in on this?!" has the same energy as "S***, they got Vince Valenti to program this?!"

[@gamergod98l86]

Wait where does the second quote come from

[@botondkovacs6228]

Yep. And to be exact it was one of the beerpong games

[@seereebee]

@@gamergod98l86 it's from the Wiiware chronicles series.

[@MichaelSwartz-bf6we]

@@botondkovacs6228 "Blue 42, hike hike."

[@adamsrankings8860]

I love this community. There's almost no toxicity, no yelling at people for having an opinion, no heated arguments, just cracking jokes and having fun! Thank you, Scott ❤️

[@monkeykidd420]

His comment section has always been like that its a rare thing

[@dippin4dots]

F*ck y*u

[@internetguy.]

Until someone says hey y'all instead of hey all

[@Messier__]

@@internetguy. ay y'all Scott here

[@nintendoalex6443]

Nah I'm joking

[@PauperoftheFishies]

"I'm gonna wear this chef's hat like it's 2027" I love the referencing

[@mattsstuff907]

Mario Galaxy anybody?

[@mememeom9241]

Right

[@reagan2735]

I can’t wait for robo ebola!

[@WolfieboyYT]

ikr

[@natevemuri9024]

ROBO EBOLA!!

[@PanzerMan332]

"I haven't eaten all of the month of November to prepare for this." I see someone's participating in NNN No Nutrition November

[@savagegamer81013]

What does NNN stand for

[@CJCat64]

@@savagegamer81013 I see you're new here

[@grey3247]

@@savagegamer81013 Nice Nevada Nachos

[@joegardner851]

Ohhh Nut is short for Nutrition

[@JessP1]

@@savagegamer81013 Nine Ninch Nails

[@doorknob5223]

So it's canon now that Scott doesn't eat. And because he doesn't eat, he scientifically can't classify as a living organism.

[@CaveHunter47]

He's a legal building. He's been reviewed on Yelp several times

[@Tuxflop]

Yes he can, he’s just an autotroph. He produces his own energy from light like a plant

[@EZX280]

@@Tuxflop except not from light, usually it's gex but sometimes it's flingsmash.

[@cmantheninja]

It’s always a possibility that Scott makes his own energy

[@Deoxys911]

Since when are virgins really living?

[@GeneralBasco]

"What am I going to do? BE THANKFUL?!" next line: "Thankfully--" Scott, you poet you.

[@theboi5584]

I’m glad he mentions how, uh, “Special”, Huckleberry Finn is.

[@AwesomeAutismHC]

“You ever try to read Lovecraft?”

[@Guharfuh]

@@AwesomeAutismHC "You ever hear about Lovecraft's cat?"

[@misterspeedforce3525]

Holy shit I lost it when he said that. I had to stop and comment about it, so thank God someone else appreciated the moment.

[@leemrian8585]

It’s an awesome book. One of the first books to really be anti-racist in the USA.

[@lordhelix1705]

yep its quite the novel

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

" So easy, you need to buy a DS to make mac and cheese. " I KNEW I was doing it wrong this whole time!

[@Starling_54]

@@marble-q6j The battery in the DS really brings the whole thing together. The taste of lithium Ion... Mmm, delicious.

[@Omelander]

@@marble-q6j the plastic shell also gives it a nice crunch

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

@@marble-q6j I tested it with a 3DS instead of a regular DS. You can really taste the 3D.

[@ManiacOfYouTube]

@@solierafromtheultrareconsquad it adds a whole other dimension to the meal

[@lewatoaofair2522]

“Anybody use Personal Trainer: Cooking on an exam?” *raises hand slowly*

[@bb010g]

How'd you get it approved?

[@linguicaguy]

Doctor's note.

[@Emperor-Z]

And if u look on your right u will see the rare personal trainer cooking test taker

[@aubreyh1930]

@@bb010g I don’t think you have to because it falls under the “you didn’t say I COULDNT use it” clause

[@vantretiredargumentativedu7763]

Teacher: Sorry, we don't have anymore calculators, but you can wait for someone else to finish the test so you can use theirs. Lewa: wait hold up, I just remembered I DO have a calculator on me. *pulls out DS*

[@joeisnothome]

Thumbnail looks like an old school scott the woz episode. Love it

[@myfriendjesus4788]

Cookin hard

[@DubceeDeluxe]

My name is chef

[@birdboy16]

@Austin Byrd I think he’s referring to the plain color background used in Scott’s earlier videos

[@joeisnothome]

@@Chad_Eldridge there was reference to scott wearing a chef hat in 2027

[@joeisnothome]

@@Chad_Eldridge f

[@devindykstra]

"What's in the crock pot?" "Cereal" Had me slayed

[@catsareyes6446]

Imagine what cereal cooked in a crock pot would look like.

[@jaunstindarby2720]

Your Rice Krispies are about to get krispier

[@MichaelSwartz-bf6we]

That's something I would do

[@AustinD_YT]

I like to imagine that that's just where he keeps the cereal and so when he gets up in the morning he goes to the kitchen, opens up the crockpot, pours some cereal in the bowl with a laddle, then closes the crock pot and sits down to eat.

[@Knightgob]

I don't know why it was so funny, but it was

[@ancel4452]

"It's a gourd, *bitch.* " idk why, but that made me crack up so hard. Honestly that was the only good thing about my Thanksgiving lmao

[@gidkidgaming3567]

Scott's stuff is just so great. He's able to put so many great jokes into every episode and it doesn't feel repetitive or get boring.

[@randomcarbonaccumulation6478]

The problem is that you laugh at one joke for a tad too long and miss a dozen others

[@RomanMcMillan]

“I”m gonna wear this chef’s hat like it’s 2027” I was so happy about that reference

[@cabracadabra3054]

i dont get the reference

[@ValueNetwork]

It’s a reference to the Mario Galaxy episode where Scott traveled to the future and Robo Ebola strikes back

[@cabracadabra3054]

@@ValueNetwork sweet

[@definer0]

Hot Scott lore

[@basicbird2467]

I knew it was coming I was so happy when I heard it

[@somesetere]

"Ever actually read Huck Finn?" Are you implying that a Nintendo DS game that doesn't even have a rating says the N word like 200 times?

[@KeyboardOtaku]

That remembers me of a joke in Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Gohan reads Huck Finn and says "Oh, i've never seen that word before, I'm gonna say it out loud...Ni-..." And the episode cuts.

[@CoolerMike]

@@KeyboardOtaku Or what about another joke when Gohan says "But mom I've already read Huck Finn." Then Chi-Chi says "But this one has the N word taked out."

[@johanestilaar1445]

Tom Sawyer

[@gadgez_]

If I remember right the 100 Classic Books are abridged, edited down versions.

[@LakoIsFun]

Nope, Nintendo even said "All the books are the complete, unabridged editions."

[@de132]

"You ever actually read Huck Finn" I cackled.

[@ravenwraith1017]

I never have. For reference, is it less or more screwed up then a Stephen King novel (I don’t have a better benchmark)

[@de132]

@@ravenwraith1017 Let's just say... The N-Word makes frequent appearances

[@ravenwraith1017]

@Manek Iridius ...and yet, still better than most of the shet good old Willy Shakespeare wrote. Think I’d take Huck over Taming of the Shrew or The Merchant of Venice any day

[@heathc148]

@@de132 Now I gotta read it!

[@ObsidianJake]

@@de132 so much N-word it gets gratuitous honestly

[@ezramengesha8165]

who agrees that scott should’ve been nominated for creator of the year?

[@thatonenon-uniqueindividual]

Me

[@XDevonBueno]

Me

[@EnzoZambrotti]

Everyone with a brain

[@austinm.9832]

Where?

[@airplane6417]

Yes. Everyone is so samey or just not good enough. This guy works hard (and often alone) on each and every episode and doesnt get enough credit for that.

[@strawberrana]

**Scott then takes out a comically large spoon.**

[@ethansprague2005]

Can I have some ice cream

[@strawberrana]

only a spoonful

[@suomi5475]

Steel wool: can I have some murder? Scott: only a spoonful Steel wool: *Pulls out a comically large spoon*

[@strawberrana]

@@suomi5475 bro spoilers

[@nicolasa.3192]

**Scott then takes out a comically large DS stylus**

[@lunch_trey]

I love how Scott just has a group of friends that are immediately down for whatever shenanigans Scott's cooked up (pun HEAVILY intended).

[@DonWeaselYeehawEdition]

I come back to this video often. Such rapid fire jokes in an incredibly compact time. The face Scott makes when he says “have you ever actually read Huck Fin?” Makes me nervous laugh

[@crazybillykook]

“I’m gonna wear this chef hat like it’s 2027” I see what you did there.

[@extentnearby6139]

In the year 2027 robo ebola reigns supreme

[@daythenite5683]

its a 2027 thing you wouldnt understand

[@Cisco_Tube]

Its a Mario Galaxy reference

[@aidenbutterfield754]

Man in 7 years Scott will probably wear a chef hat that entire year he's so committeed to the bit

[@DaSheepKiller]

If he referenced it now, he's definitely committed to it. 2027 will be the best year ever because Scott will be wearing a chef hat in every video of that year.

[@startedtech]

3:50 so did Scott seriously buy like 2 dozen cans of clams for that bit

[@Blakey_B]

@Hongtai Jiang nah, all practical effects nate

[@gezi5927]

@Hongtai Jiang he bought a whole cart of chips ahoy for a one second joke, he ain’t faking it

[@sammie4032]

@Hongtai Jiang he breaks consoles and discs in way too many videos for him to fake this

[@Code7Unltd]

This is the guy that bought a bunch of cookies as a joke prop, a turkey decoy (Hi! You caught me in a goose) and a bunch of cake mix for jokes. He also broke four Chia pets in one other video. Something tells me he bought 24 canned clams for that scene.

[@sammie4032]

@@Code7Unltd wouldn't surprise me at all, this man does just about anything for a couple second bit

[@seereebee]

"I'm gonna wear this chef's hat like it's 2027" Shoutouts to whoever gets the reference

[@CoolerMike]

2027 when Robo Ebola reins supreme and Scott becomes a chef

[@aiaproductions9319]

I understand it. It’s from his Mario Galaxy 1 episode

[@MovieEggman]

Broke: Personal Trainer: Cooking Woke: McDonald’s eCDP

[@novathefallenstarwarrior]

I see you're a person of culture as well

[@urielc918]

@@novathefallenstarwarrior nick robinson

[@novathefallenstarwarrior]

@@urielc918 I know I saw his vid

[@gracjanszmyt1442]

@@novathefallenstarwarrior me too

[@grahamsteele7907]

Man, I still use this profile pic

[@JOOT49]

“We’re going to put on this chef hat like it’s the year 2027” Original Scott the Woz fans get this reference

[@vibe.64]

cant wait for robo ebola in 2027 like scott predicted

[@KrishMortyJunior]

The reference is from the Mario galaxy episode of Scott the woz

[@josippejic6622]

Robo ebola

[@GrinceMaster73]

@@Thederp-gamer it’s a 2027 thing you wouldn’t get it

[@Chevywolf30]

Can't wait for him to be wearing that hat for all his videos in 2027.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

This might be the shortest Scott the Woz episode

[@taxevader7735]

I think that honor goes to the chia pets episode

[@donutto4]

Fixing bad game trailers, tinder, and get rich quick are the shortest ones

[@aristoshii]

@@donutto4 as seen on tv, chia pet, what the wii u did right, physical vs digital, gaming on a budget, a console's last game and the art of speedrunning are also really short

[@Cybercymbre]

it's stop smoking

[@Garfewloid]

No

[@NintendoNerd64]

i like to imagine Scott went into the store, bought literally every can of clam that they had, refused to elaborate further, and left

[@tobias6107]

Scott: “What am i gonna do, be thankful?” Also Scott in the next sentence: “Thankfully...”

[@serp022]

**visible confusion**

[@jacobjenkins7362]

Congrats!!!! You got the fucking joke!!!!!!

[@lordofcorgis3442]

@@marble-q6j that's literally exactly what it means, that's why they get it.

[@Diego-Solano]

If youtube survives and this channel is still a thing then We need to make Scott wear a chef had for the entirety of 2027's videos

[@hassanbeydoun2460]

We need to refer back to this video in 2027 to tell Scott to wear a chef hat, and it will be a 7 year old reference by then, so niche no one will notice lol

[@TheEPICMarioBros2]

and the villain of the special is Robo-Ebola

[@meesajarjarbinks1949]

“YOU CANT MAKE CHICKEN IN THAT!” That line made me laugh so hard I was crying

[@WilsTube]

5:37 “Nice throw!” -Wii Sports Announcer

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

I wonder if Scott from scotts stash knows cooking. Would love to see him and Scott the woz collab. But I think they are way too different for it to work.

[@caden3ds]

that'd be a great collab

[@moss5356]

agreed

[@moss5356]

wAiT sCoTt AnD sCoTt StAsH aRe ThE sAmE GuY

[@Mntan]

Idk man Scott's stash is more about long, unedited videos and Scott the Woz is more used to a faster pace

[@real_abender]

FFS, how many times have you made this damn joke?

[@cidredwood6170]

Imagine how everyone was looking at Scott as he carried a full shopping cart of baby clams out of the store.

[@Infinite_Archive]

Eh, he did it before with Chips Ahoy packages, I'm pretty sure the staff just know him as "That Guy Who Buys Strange Things In Bulk" by now.

[@Deoxys911]

I'd like to think that he had his order of all of the baby clams brought to his home by someone via an app.

[@DaSheepKiller]

When I was a kid I always told my parents that my dream was to watch a video called "Personal Trainer: Cooking - Scott The Woz" by Scott The Woz. I'm glad that my dream is a reality now.

This feels like something Scott would tweet

[@DaSheepKiller]

@ That's what I was going for.

[@7rhymes599]

"They're games for Jerry Atrics's patients." So this is the arc after Dark Age of Nintendo...

[@gezi5927]

Scott did a thanksgiving special in the only way he could- with a ds cookbook

[@neobyte8444]

"So uh, I don't have macaroni noodles so I'm just gonna use thick spaghetti" I love this guy

[@theshakyguy]

T H I C C s p a g h e t t i

[@jasonkeleher5295]

“It was the controller, not me!” No Johns, Scott. No Johns.

[@EllieMiller510]

Was bouta comment this, glad to see someone did the work for me lmao

[@MysteryMii]

5:02 Not gonna lie, that doesn’t look half bad.

[@theshakyguy]

"half"

[@MartyTuro]

Personal Trainer: Quit Smoking episode when?

[@thedubstepdoge]

Nice pfp

[@Josuh]

Nice pfp

[@Codename_Crow]

Nice pfp

[@leahluostarinen]

Nice pfp

[@echodork8963]

Nice pfp

[@Dr.Alligator]

I am now going to refer to everything I do as “Ohioan Style”

[@walkingglasses6264]

The ancient Martial Arts style passed down and taught to all Ohioans at the age of 5.

[@karkashan]

"You ever actually read Huck Finn?" As a person who spent her formative years in Missouri, the home state of Mark Twain, the answer is "yes".

[@snowyfolfskyroo2739]

4:36 words to live by

[@CGYT_Gaming]

It’s funny how Scott the Woz can do literally anything at all and we will always enjoy it.

[@gryotharian]

Good now review “personal trainer quit smoking”

[@wolfetteplays8894]

He already did

[@gryotharian]

@@wolfetteplays8894 oh shit he did where

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@gryotharian it was one of his first uploads

[@ravenwraith1017]

@@wolfetteplays8894 I cannot believe that is actually real. Wow.

[@burningcrisp12]

The fact that you brought up a joke you made two years ago about wearing a chef hat in 2027 makes me have a new found respect for you.

[@pit3165]

0:52 "used on games meant for Jerry Attricks patient" i just got this after the fourth re-watch of this video

[@EllieMiller510]

I loved when he said “you ever actually read huck’ fin?”

[@lewatoaofair2522]

Use of Alcohol in a cooking application: AGE-GATE THAT SHIT!!! Use of Alcohol (among other things) in a book: Meh.

[@EllieMiller510]

@@lewatoaofair2522 it’s so weird that it didn’t have an age rating. I wonder if any other games made in the ESRB era don’t have a rating.

[@LukeWatson13]

Last time I was this early Scott didn't even have a pumpkin license.

[@leseed23]

SAME

[@luisluna746]

Welcome to the club

[@leseed23]

Oh I’m not new

[@leseed23]

Chibi robo zip lash was a pain and I never want to play it now

[@leseed23]

At least that’s what Scott said

[@tax1283]

As a desperate Ohioan I can confirm I've given in and used spaghetti for mac and cheese. Thank you for representing our culture 💪💥👍

[@damb3151]

His “Hey all, Scott here” gets more and more sarcastic

[@joseclavell8382]

“I’m going to wear this chefs hat like it’s 2027.” It’s official; Scott’s videos have better consistency than the Star Wars Sequels.

[@Southern19]

Which episode was that in? I can’t remember. All I remember is it came out in 2017

[@haydeneccleston5780]

@@Southern19 it was in his mario galaxy episode i believe

[@zacsolo1594]

Wait its 2077... Oh god

[@crasudo4969]

Gotta watch out for the robo-Ebola

[@Southern19]

@@haydeneccleston5780, thank you

[@blanketpineapple]

Can I just say how much of a bop Scott's outro theme is? I get that crap stuck in my head all the time.

[@StuffOfSonny]

3D Dot Heroes has a great OST, and Breakout (Scott's Outro) is no exception.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

There's a good roxk cover by Alan Riddick I believe. You'll bop fer sher

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Scott: “the touch generations label. Used on games meant for geriatrics patients” Me, an enlightened individual: “the touch generations label. Used on games meant for Jerry Attricks patients”

[@Brione30]

Including Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival, Mario Tennis Ultra Smash, Chibi Robo Zip Lash, and of course Gex

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

@@Brione30 to quote Gex Guy, Jeb Jab, “that’s fucking Gex”

[@sam-or9kf]

“Macaroni and cheese, Ohioan style!” excuse me i don’t see a single speck of chili on that spaghetti

[@Tepdrew]

"New England Clam Chowder? F*ck it, that's kind of funny" made me laugher harder than it should have

[@gezi5927]

“thank god it’s not the old version”

[@loganhanssler4419]

“Party like it’s 2027” -Scott

[@LukasPrimeEdition]

i think it's a reference to one of his older episodes

[@loganhanssler4419]

@@LukasPrimeEdition Yes it is when it was Scott warning him from 2027

[@LukasPrimeEdition]

@@loganhanssler4419 you sure? I thought it was from the polybuis episode

[@ayden6860]

@@LukasPrimeEdition it’s from the Mario kart 1 review

[@loganhanssler4419]

@@ayden6860 Yeah that’s what I thought about, “a mediocre game warning from the future.” Wasn’t sure what video but I’m pretty sure you’re right

[@ChristopherMoom]

2:15 "I'm gonna wear this chef's hat like it's 2027" Can we talk about how Scott referenced a joke from his Galaxy 1 video that was made YEARS ago

[@ch4rlesiv115]

"I'm gonna wear a chef hat like it's 2027" Scott's references to himself are amazing

[@DingBoyVR]

I had the “sequel”, America’s Test Kitchen: Let’s get cooking.

[@TheGoodWario]

Isn't that the same game?

[@Vic_Coco]

Scott is lusting after this food

[@TheWhitestArchiveUKnow]

I mean, wouldn't you if you knew how Luigi tasted?

[@Josuh]

@@TheWhitestArchiveUKnow i wanna taste luigi's

[@birdboy16]

@@Josuh homemade macaroni and cheese

[@tristanortega3265]

I like to believe he just went to his ds shelf, picked a random game, and said, "alright"

[@BirchMonkey857]

I love how it sounds drunk when you slow down the voice, which changes the energy from "I would like to take this opportunity to help you improve your cooking skills!" to "inebriated cook in a shady restaurant who somehow still makes great food"

[@frds_skce]

There's no food that MSG couldn't make tasty

[@Changanator]

Scott's friends always add to the videos, I know scotts the one who writes all their lines, but I just can't get enough of them, they're all so funny and well written

[@elidasilva5558]

They add to the lore

[@steventreece9917]

But isn’t Gex guy vegan

[@Changanator]

@@steventreece9917 yup

[@dolphabear8754]

I feel like Scott is generating more sass than he can release. Eventually, he'll sassplode.

[@georgmikal]

Scott: "I don't know how to cook." Also Scott: Cookin' Hard

[@alarakush7655]

I remember so many road trips of me loading this game on my DS and being proud of myself for cooking a Pavlova in 10 seconds

[@gadgez_]

In the UK it’s called “Can’t Decide What To Eat? Cooking Guide.”

[@eviii1752]

Thanks Tomas Game Docs

[@paceeilers2253]

“You can’t cook chicken in that!!” -Scott 2020

[@ParkerMiller.]

This video is now a new yearly Thanksgiving tradition. Thanks Scott.

[@mobzollerthememeguy6765]

2:58 I love the way Scott says “foud”

[@theshakyguy]

food*

[@mobzollerthememeguy6765]

@@theshakyguy it’s the way it’s said I’m emphasizing

[@theshakyguy]

@@mobzollerthememeguy6765 Ok, I understand. I kind've figured that, but I wasn't completely sure.

[@PortablePybro]

2:14 I love Scott's callbacks

[@Hamster07]

"What's in the Crock Pot?" "Cereal."

[@vslazer6728]

"If you can't make Goulash, give up" -Scott, 2020 I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard at this joke. This has got to be one of the funniest Scott the Woz videos ever.

[@charbplus]

I love how Scott's writing has been identical since he started and the only legit way you can tell the difference between old stuff and new stuff is camera/audio quality