We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day | Unraveled

Link needs to eat in order to gain hearts, but are his recipes any good? Brian David Gilbert teams up with Eater's Adam Moussa to discover which of Breath of the Wild's 78 recipes are tasty and how many hearts they should actually restore.
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[@briandavidgilbert]

cooking pro tip: literally just use carrots as any other vegetable it's totally fine and doesn't affect recipes at all

[@rorysmistakes]

i question your ideas

[@ashleywhite8888]

this man be out here ignoring watery tasting lettuce which is just carrots but better

[@thatdork3871]

your MIND 😍😍🥰

[@Snowspring09]

BDG, please drop us a link on where you got that shirt, it's so good

[@ky5743]

Brian, I need you to figure out what happened to Barbara Finch in What Remains of Edith Finch. Please. The story has so many plot holes. Please, Brian.

[@pink_distro]

their standards get so low by the end lmfao adam: "that's crispy rice" brian: "it's good" adam: "that's a 9"

[@Silverwind87]

That's what happens when you eat for 7 hours without salt.

[@0Clewi0]

@@Silverwind87 weak people

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@0Clewi0 Unseasoned food has literally broken hardened soldiers, bruh.

[@0Clewi0]

@@GoddoDoggo sure, but this is one day

[@mineking57]

@@0Clewi0 also 78 meals

[@vicky248123]

Things had gone horribly wrong the minute the answer to the question "How's the meat?" was "Milky"

[@renn.1ie]

tori248 😏

[@mariyahjackson7556]

Abigail Aldridge NOoOoOooO

[@Scotchwillem]

@Human Resources I'll take a rum ham over milk steak any day

[@thedepressedmanatee7807]

As I was reading this I literally snorted the lemon Fanta I was drinking It still burns

[@zeusrulez]

The depressed Manatee no the cocaine is to the left

[@chickensandwich9977]

They came into this as acquaintances They left as brothers... Scarred...but brothers

[@crowned_moth]

😂

[@diggoran]

Scarred butt brothers

[@IceUrsa216]

S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S S I B L I N G S

[@jlancov8890]

They need to do a collab with the others Babish is Wisdom DougDoug is Courage They are Strength

[@chickensandwich9977]

@@jlancov8890 I am 100% behind this. Also, thank you for expanding the KZbin Cooks' lore

[@nb_nb]

I like to imagine link just carries around spices and seasonings for cooking with. Like, yeah he almost died, but what's he gonna do, make bland chilli?

[@mariothane8754]

Is that why he’s the only link that can’t stuff things in his pockets forever? He’s too busy worrying about making his food halfway decent?

[@calamaribowl8683]

@@mariothane8754 so what you're saying is that the only reason I can't have more armor is because he needs space for paprika? Cus that actually justifies it

[@baguettegott3409]

Samwise Gamgee does, I see no reason why Link can't do it too

[@Silverwind87]

@@baguettegott3409 What Tears of the Kingdom needs is a few good _taters._

[@Juanajito]

@@baguettegott3409 well, in lore the man is in love with food so-

[@folks3864]

Adam: “please never ask me to do this again.” *Brian, knowing full well he said the same thing after the first unraveled:* “ok.”

[@deanhart375]

God has punished him for his hubris, and his work is never finished.

[@thenicname279]

Botw 2 baby

[@thrownstair]

Time for Brian and Adam to make almost 151 curries from Sword and Shield to find the five best. Shouldn't be too hard since they're just six base curries and various toppings.

[@roberthatton454]

@@deanhart375 The sonic god specifically.

[@dandynoble2875]

Dude is constantly depleting his stamina, sprinting everywhere, fighting anything, climbing anything. Carbo-loading every single meal is exactly what he should be doing.

[@learouge1942]

You could be talking either about link or brian and both would make sense

[@chaotik7853]

I mean like how is he not jacked, when you take his shirt off he looks like an average Joe.

[@thewatcher9237]

Sure, but the carbs don’t even taste good so what’s the point even .

[@dandynoble2875]

@@thewatcher9237 Did you not... watch the video? What he said was that the things Link actually can make-- the things they ranked highest-- are just carbs.

[@0Clewi0]

@@thewatcher9237 Carbs with salt and butter

[@chatyxd6078]

I like how the good stuff is just "Oh, this tastes like actual food, +5"

[@naughtymelon6712]

Really shows you how low their standards got when the highest rated thing was essentially glorified hardtack.

[@user-ve1oh9oo6w]

@@naughtymelon6712 and the second best was bananas(although fried bananas are an actual thing in southeast asia so idk how flatbread ranked higher than that) Edit: the fried bananas were cold. that’s why

[@LovelyMetalhead]

"It just tastes like honey.... oh there's the fish" will never not be funny

[@ssarahhhhh]

i read that as soon as he said it 😭😭

[@astrohaute]

I love how their ratings start out very critical and by the end they’re just giving 10 hearts if the food is at a decent temperature or has salt

[@maxim.p6014]

They gave up on life near the end XD

[@lyl14ghost]

you know, people used to start wars over salt. you know how important salt to food?

[@bbrake]

Plain salmon and rice: 3 hearts Plain egg and rice: 10 hearts

[@davekachel]

@@lyl14ghost salt was so important because with it you don't die of spoiled foodstocks... Using salt as spice only is something for nobles.

[@shadesofjade]

There is rock salt in the game.

[@valty3727]

i like how at the start they barely knew each other but by the end they’ve just endured SO MUCH together

[@simeonrice6047]

Eating meals with people is one of the best ways to bond. Especially if you are eating the same thing.

[@Dylan_Platt]

Yeah, it's kinda crazy how you can literally see them getting more comfortable around each other as the video goes on.

[@valty3727]

Foxtrot Mulder i’d personally attribute it more to the shared trauma of the whole experience

[@reetskeet8607]

They have both seen and tasted simply too much and they are now brothers in arms because of it

[@Alfonso162008]

I mean, they had known each other from before. I don't know to which extent, but they've previously done some stuff together for the channel.

[@IAmCommonSense]

I keep rewatching this in awe because, structurally, it reads EXACTLY like a thesis or an academic term paper. Defining the scope, justifying methods, using a standardized review system for the results, even the exhausted conclusion...and its more fun than writing my actual term paper

[@ND-ft7xs]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I LOVE POLYGON!! It's so engaging to watch!!

[@Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary]

You fried my brain

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

And honestly not the most ridiculous premise I’ve seen for one

[@ericahess8218]

I wish I could like this more than a simple like!

[@Tsuruchi_420]

I've been coming back to this video ever since it launched, this is not the whole reason I like it, but it's one of them

[@kigut7443]

so there was absolutely no reason for me to do this, but i was curious about the steamed meat. the game is obviously made in japanese first and then localized/translated into english, which means that a lot of items in games that have an english name may not have ever been intended to have such a meaning. so i wondered if link had actually steamed the meat, since steam is an instruction right? you steam the meat. i changed my switch's settings to japanese and opened up the game. i traveled to a stable where i knew a cooking pot was and made the recipe, which called for one herb of any kind and a piece of meat. in japanese, the item is called 包み焼き肉 (tsutsumi yakiniku), which translates to WRAPPED GRILLED MEAT they never had to steam it and turn it into a grey piece of leather. it was wrapped in herbs and grilled this whole time

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

Okay, this is actually really interesting! And, it also explains why the meat comes on a leaf! Though, I don't know why they changed it to steamed when "wrapped grilled meat" is perfectly understandable? (Also, I see I've found another chad Shelter 2 enjoyer)

[@TheTandborsten]

This is good journalism, +5 hearts!

[@geekybunnycat]

If I had a nickel for every time Brian ate cooked-to-grey meat due to a video game translation error, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice (the other video is the Unraveled on Stamina Increasing)

[@mandiblackwell4668]

these dudes also willingly drank "sweet scrambled eggs" instead of making an actual egg pudding/custard (which last time I made it it took me like 15 minutes while I was making frosting.), we shouldn't be too shocked.

[@KlutzyNinjaKitty]

@@mandiblackwell4668 - and they also called dipping food in raw honey “glazed.” I couldn’t watch any more after that, lol

[@averynelson1186]

You can literally see their friendship develop over the course of the day thanks to the shared trauma

[@traior246]

How Friendships works in Schools and Offices

[@jf2801]

A bond forged in fire, as the saying goes lol. Specifically, the fire under the wok

[@davemccombs]

Literally? Like, literally, can you literally see that? Jesus

[@averynelson1186]

@@davemccombs hey dude are you okay?

[@jonathonwong8291]

@@davemccombs literally can be used in the literal sense or to emphasize something despite it being not literal

[@twiexcursori]

There's a reason empires were built and wars were fought over spices. (And salt.)

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

I think it was the indus river valley civilization that had a strong central government that was notable for having a policy of giving salt to its citizens. Only a central government could afford to mine salt at such a capacity during that time.

[@dkpsyhog]

Roman soldiers were often paid in salt because it was such a useful commodity for both flavouring and for preservation. That’s where we get the word “salary”- from “sal”, the Latin word for salt.

[@ShootingStarNeo]

@@dkpsyhog "Goooood mornin' kings and queens, let's get this salt!"

[@fruitygarlic3601]

And now that it's widely available, we've got people that don't season their chicken. I don't even know anymore.

[@sophia0660]

It all makes sense now :00

[@myiachanmagicalgirl]

I like how many of these recipes feel like they were written by someone who was a child and is now trying to vaguely remember what other people used to cook for him

[@_windy_day_4276]

i like the implications of that recipes are usually written by people who were never children

[@zarks-heroes]

@@_windy_day_4276stfu kids are not stupid you idiot

[@pinkdrinkdeleted8144]

i mean that's basically link's life story in terms of food

[@vitorschein8073]

​@@_windy_day_4276fuck, came here to do the same joke, arrived 5 months too late

[@emmanuelpena2228]

​@@_windy_day_4276Well, most professional chefs have some sort of childhood trauma, myself included, so it checks out

[@Lefioreunparte]

Brian: “who would put a watermelon, a dragonfruit, milk, and a radish into the same meal?” Also Brian: “10 hearts”

[@dariusbrown9000]

The four ingredients rank anywhere between 2.5+ hearts and in the plusses on their own.

[@TheTrueFeetMan]

the fact that they gave plain eggs an 8 shows me how bad some of this was for them.

[@gamingtime9716]

But like, you ever had plain eggs?

[@bern9642]

@@gamingtime9716 plain eggs is very good. 😅

[@nahor88]

They could've made the dubious food by gathering lizards and insects and frying them... LOL.

[@kadebrockhausen]

ThunderBird117 idk about you but eggs really are an 8+/10

[@markmathis9616]

Fried bread: +5

[@tnuoccaeht]

This guy is the most productive unproductive person I've ever seen.

[@thatspoonybard8013]

This comment is so accurate, I wish I could like it twice.

[@natyx24]

He rivals Rhett and Link, let's be honest.

[@redheadrogue]

That is the most accurate description of BDG I have ever read

[@spgarcia055]

Productive procrastination

[@loreleimarivaine6241]

He puts a lot of energy into things that don’t really matter, just ask his mom.

[@coolkid92223]

i remember watching this video when it first came out and being absolutely disgusted and baffled by these recipes. now, as a college student with no money, no time, and no cooking skills, i have genuinely made botw "risotto". sometimes without anything to add so it's just rice butter and salt. it's pretty good, i'm not going to lie to you.

[@Quacktivate]

its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good. BUT i'm not going to lie to you, its not the best but its pretty good, its pretty good. im not going to lie to. im not going to lie.

[@KWBR1123]

@@Quacktivate Diablo the cheater?

[@KGKSkull]

Here’s an easy cheap garlic bread recipe. Long bakery loaf(like a country loaf or something that looks like it has a thick crust. Cut in half, spread a lot of butter, dust on garlic powder, season with garlic powder, garlic salt, salt, pepper, an Italian herb mix. Set over to 350 and put it in as it heats, and just take it out when it feels crisp enough on the outside. Also I need to fry some bread

[@cubisttubist]

@@Quacktivate wow that was a reference I wasn't expecting

[@Yattatt]

The sentence "Then it was time for *every omelette* " is so powerful.

[@coolsplooge4355]

“Can’t fret over every egg”

[@KWBR1123]

@@coolsplooge4355 "the mother of all omelettes"

[@emmanuelvargas296]

​@@KWBR1123 NANOYOLKS, SON!

[@pinkducklett1051]

They should start a cooking show called "Coulda Been Worse." And all they do in it is make mediocre recipes found in video games.

[@pinkducklett1051]

@Michelle M. I need to see that.

[@kikoonthemove]

@@pinkducklett1051 They would probably die of unknown diseases and that's just half the fun

[@tecwynjones6532]

@@kikoonthemove Well the mush bars gives duplicants diarrhoea so...

[@Aaron-mj9ie]

They could keep that show going and make awful food... Until someone died... :/

[@therabbit555]

WE MUST REACH 666 LIKES WE CAN DO THIS PEOPLE!

[@CDCaptainFalcon]

*literally fries some bread* "Delicious. Finally some good fucking food"

[@derrhurr]

@@loxeresczech439 I would say it's kinda like "Roti Canai". A kinda fried, flaky bread that is eaten with curries or other sauces

[@sydneym7811]

it’s a fair bit like toutens! it’s a common breakfast food where i live (although they tend to be more fluffy). super tasty lol

[@quillthomas4753]

It frybread whenever I go to a powwow I always get a frybread strawbery short cake

[@GigaWhitArtandStuff]

Frybread is great. You can have it sweet, you can have it savory. Indian tacos are the bomb, sad I moved to a place where I can't find any and I'm terrible at making frybread lol

[@quillthomas4753]

@@GigaWhitArtandStuff That sucks. I actually don't like indian tacos which my whole family teases me about because im a dancer and we always get meal tickets that I cant use

[@_zander1025]

i love how bdg keeps saying things like “now what you’d *normally* do is…” and it feels like he’s trying to reassure us as well as himself that he knows how cooking works

[@X-SPONGED]

19:50 I love how Adam and Brian accidentally reinvented Naan Bread from Ancient India and then praises it as the best meal they ever eaten in this entire fucking video. It's literally fried flour and salt but it's legit one of the best dishes our ancestors ever invented. Humanity really peaked when they invented bread, huh? Edit Do y'all really have nothing else better to do than to complain in my reply section about "Naan Bread"? Some people do not know what Naan is, I'm just clarifying it for those people. Now please leave me be! Edit2: _"NAAN BREAD?! NAAN _*_*MEANS*_*_ BREAD, BRO!!! WOULD I ASK YOU FOR A TEA TEA WITH ROOM FOR CREAM CREAM??!!"_

[@drawnwithlove3499]

bread is one of those universal dishes that was so good in every way, EVERY country had to make a version of it themselves. Same goes for like cheese or deep fried dough with filling

[@boonsaplenty3924]

Adam Moussa is his first and last name, did you mean Brian and Adam?

[@X-SPONGED]

@@boonsaplenty3924 yes, I'm an absolute dingus, I'm sorry...

[@boonsaplenty3924]

@@X-SPONGED Lol no problem mate, just a silly typo

[@eos_aurora]

@@drawnwithlove3499 well most people didn’t make cheese actually but the rest of it yeah :)

[@katac7286]

can we just get some mad respect for the actual food chef who had to endure Carrot Hell™️ with brian??

[@abuutbutt2579]

Pressing 'F' to pay respects.

[@saacattaac007]

Was that a pun?

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

@@saacattaac007 maybe it was a ramsey reference?

[@WanderingElla]

Carrot hell made me genuinely laugh out loud

[@Solanuma]

Zelda: Oh how i'd love to taste fruitcake, my favourite dessert once again after all those years Link: *reaches into bag and hands her a charred loaf* :)

[@goonsdirge3464]

and they say romance is dead

[@beezus3867]

this is the funniest thing i’ve read in a while

[@solanceDarkMOW]

funniest thing since this video, but only if the face at the end is how link looks at zelda as he gives it to her. that's my condition

[@Solanuma]

@@solanceDarkMOW :)

[@Krauerking]

"hyah" :)

[@metronicmagician1816]

The time crunch both feels horribly unfair, and totally accurate for the dishes since obviously narratively link takes more time, but mechanically these dishes are made really fast.

[@thegreatqtip4516]

Their egg pudding is instant death. I have personal experience, my mom once substituted vanilla coffee creamer for milk while making scrambled eggs and it is the worst thing I've ever tasted, not because it was that atrocious, but because she didn't mention the substitution before serving it.

[@rogainegaming6924]

Why are you using milk in your scrambled eggs?

[@thegreatqtip4516]

I never do, not sure why my mom always did.

[@drawnwithlove3499]

@@rogainegaming6924 milk can be used to 'expand' the egg without having to use more eggs. It also makes it creamy, though don't use too much or you're basically just frying milk

[@eos_aurora]

@@drawnwithlove3499 truueee it also makes like, I dunno how else to describe it, wet eggs? If you use too much

[@DoragonShinzui]

@@rogainegaming6924 A splash of milk in your scrambled eggs is fine. Like, a tablespoon, for two eggs.

[@halibeann]

“Two grown men discover the hard way why salt used to be valued more than gold”

[@bleh1569]

LMAO

[@abuutbutt2579]

Sadie A. Your comment is criminally under-liked.

[@musicaccount3340]

That's a myth btw. At no time in history did salt price even get close to gold price.

[@lubeniobenio7343]

@@musicaccount3340 r/iamverysmart

[@jimmu8689]

Music Account no that’s actually not true, spice was more valued than gold due to how cheap it was and how easy it is to harvest. There’s a reason why India was so valuable

[@christiandunne5505]

Link's to-do list, in order of importance: - Get lots of salt. - Defeat Ganon. - Literally anything else.

[@chillbatman3329]

You like smallant

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

In Breath of the Wild, I mine all the rock salt I can find.

[@helenaherz7468]

@@aetheralmeowstic2392 whats the benefit of salt?

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

@@helenaherz7468 Increases health recovery of a dish by half a heart (unless it's already hearty).

[@bubbak1739]

But for speed runners it’s -defeat Ganon -nothing else

[@Vbeechu]

I love how anything with butter and salt was transcendent

[@kg5999]

recipes they didn't hate. 11:40 Risoto 15:23 Glazed fruit 18:00 fried bread, omelette, 28:15 fried banana

[@eos_aurora]

I’ve made BDG/BotW risotto before and it really good

[@hinicetameecha3443]

that is not a lot lol

[@lingeringinthedarkness9380]

Thanks, was planning to only give link the good ones

[@Silverwind87]

all of which had butter and/or carbs

[@thesanguineseal7856]

@@Silverwind87and/or salt

[@agentstache135]

“Perhaps the most difficult challenge a young man can face: feeding himself.” I don’t even feel attacked or called out, just seen.

[@Vanessa_exe]

Ditto

[@Jus_Joj]

Validated

[@Honey-Boo-Boo]

Honestly it’s 6:00pm and I still haven’t eaten today. Not that I couldn’t or something, just too much work you know?

[@emeraldlaneian]

Nathan Bruh, feed yourself

[@DustZMann]

@@Honey-Boo-Boo Bruh im finna go make a sandwich out of carrots and my own tears for you one sec

[@soloops8322]

"If I can't be accurate... *grunt*... I'm sure as hell gonna be extra" You go you funky little chaos man

[@mikelcarter1274]

*_funky little chaos man_*

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

I saw this comment as he said that

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

Funky Little Chaos Man/Men new solo project/band name I call it.

[@spleakerphone]

he even has nail polish. he is so funky

[@elainesteel3433]

Chaotic Good

[@Sn00z_Bu77on]

the funniest part of this episode is how the kitchen slowly devolves from this beautiful kitchen into ground zero

[@kanejgf]

adam and brian accidentally discovering bannock and voting it the best meal out of all 78 is so funny every time

[@rbains707]

IMO it’s naan

[@normalperson4sure]

actually inspired me to make bannock for the first time since i was a child and they're right, that's bonus hearts for sure 💛💛💛

[@LeBatteur]

@@rbains707 It’s just fried bread, most cultures have some variation of it.

[@tuzikopalo]

this is just a passive aggressive PSA about how important spices are for a nice food experience

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Yeah... Too bad Britain decided it didn't like any of 'em AFTER invading half the world. Now the British try to shame everybody else for actually having flavor.

[@beembamb]

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 Does Britain ACTUALLY want spices for their food? Britain: Well yes but, actually no.

[@tasanokiranoko881]

@@hauntedshadowslegacy2826 I thought it was war conservation efforts resulted in lack of spices and seasoning for personal use, and a generation that grew up on that mentality has propagated it to this day.

[@Kylora2112]

Brits: "Let's invade everywhere on Earth for spices!" Also Brits: "The only seasoning we use on food is vinegar."

[@nn6404]

I'm just imagining how much salt they would have eaten if they salted everything though.

[@minna3286]

The time limit aspect of this is actually good for game accuracy since link makes every single recipe in exactly six seconds

[@LimeyLassen]

Good point!

[@blazingblight2706]

True, but it made me a little sad tbh.

[@aromaladyellie]

Well, IRL time maybe. Game time it's more like five minutes lol.

[@h0neyp13]

@@aromaladyellie I've counted (but its been a long time since)and I'm pretty sure that 30 seconds in irl time = 5 minutes of in game time goes by. Either that or every 10 seconds = 5 in game minutes. (Someone please fact check me, I've played this game for 2 years just to 100% and I sincerely don't want to ever boot it up again)

[@aromaladyellie]

Honey I was literally playing BotW as I said what I did and checked before I replied. It’s about 5 seconds for 5 minutes to go by. I even waited until I finished a Shrine to reply so I could be sure.

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

“You don’t have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson” “We are cutting all the recipes that include monster parts, because we all know the true monster is man.... and cannibalism is frowned upon in New York” I can already tell this is a good video

[@kninenights]

Him: “Link doesn’t have the luxury of getting a wide variety of ingredients.” Me: *hoarding food from everywhere I go and consequently having basically every single ingredient*

[@ShadowLink-np8rt]

Me: *Climbs every tree, grabs every hearty durian, grabs every apple, cuts grass with the Master Sword, buys a lot of milk and hearty truffles* Also me: "time to ruin my appetite!"

[@killuazoldyck5750]

I have a main account for normal play and side accounts for challenges. My main account has everything

[@hansb1337]

"Now that's milk and meat, together at last." *screams in kosher*

[@mischieffoal8689]

Literally all my thoughts for this video

[@moirajones1071]

same hat

[@Oblivion776]

This is literally the best thing I've read in at least the last 30000 seconds.

[@beahwatson]

/glazed apples are just apples dipped in honey *grins in rosh hashanah*

[@BBarNavi]

Oy vey, it's like anuddah aveirah

[@EpikkWin]

I kind of wish that they actually had the time to do all of these recipes well but then I remembered that this is unravelled and I'm just here to watch a disaster train trying to steer its way out of killing everyone on board

[@megalomaniacalHalide]

Unravelled is actually just Brian trying to solve The Trolley Dilemma but through a series of conceptual videos.

[@jayisokay]

See i thought (while adam was hilarious and im glad i saw him on) they were gonna collab with babish

[@Arrakiz666]

@@megalomaniacalHalide And the two things to save on the trolley are his sanity and his KZbin success.

[@taakotuesdays]

This is the best description of unraveled ever.

[@symanthahoward5238]

Do trains steer?

[@jlancov8890]

Babish is Wisdom DougDoug is Courage BDG is Strength

[@swiftfated]

YSAC is Charisma

[@killuazoldyck5750]

VSauce is Intelligence@@swiftfated

[@FrankFrendreiss]

@@killuazoldyck5750 ordinary sausage is constitution

[@digilici951]

shrimps is bugs

[@gillbill5309]

My personal favourite moments 6:04 Thats cookin baby 6:16 Turn away, no one needs to see this 8:47 not the porgy 10:33 steamed meat and sirens 10:47 NO 13:17 HA 14:28 Thats a sweet meat 14:56 If this was anything but a steamed porgy that would of been a really lovely shot right there 16:00 Look at this cream carrot 16:20 and that's why most chefs are wrong 16:56 Its very drippy 19:06 Patrick said oh daddy in an audible space 19:30 No regrets 19:53 Wheat bread for the win 20:45 We're gonna take some liberties 22:17 Heh 23:51 regret 24:57 Fruit cake 25:52 oohooh 25:59 it looks just like paella does 26:27 eeh 26:42 STOP POINTING TO IT 27:43 Mushrooms of apples 28:58 Fruit cake/brain slice 31:07 it could have been worse

[@Eager_Eli]

For a more authentic Breath of the Wild tasting experience one should put the dish into their pocket, forget about for weeks then get into a near death situation and eat fifteen of them at once.

[@RoyaLotad]

Or have something throw you off a high cliff so you eat at least ten full meals on the way down before you hit the ground to save you from dying.

[@stonecat676]

@@RoyaLotad now that's high dining

[@breakbeatboy2]

@@stonecat676 well played

[@ChespinCraft]

This comment chain is among my favorites

[@theflamingquilava9651]

nice

[@olive4998]

Start: 2-3 stars End: IT TASTES LIKE FOOD + 3 STARS!

[@cabbageman2184]

LMAO

[@daemondoodles]

_honestly yeah lmao_

[@acat3772]

Hearted comment: It’s canon

[@claudedebussyreal]

yoo no way food?

[@thejinxedcat3616]

At the worst meals they just say dam it it tastes 93 stars / heart

[@Chip_Hip]

This was Brian’s first step to become a midnight gourmand

[@brotemca8020]

"If I can't be accurate, I'll just have to be extra." - Every historical fiction author

[@chickenskink1]

YES. YES. YES. GIVE ME THE UNRAVELED ZELDA CONTENT THAT I CRAVE

[@ryanaverill1959]

CHEERS BRO ILL DRINK TO THAT

[@FreshGirl3000]

What the fuck I wanted to post the exact same comment😳😂Like no joke I clicked at that video thinking "Yes Yes Yes BDG and Zelda Breath Of The Wild, fuck yeah!"😂😂😂😂

[@polarispulsar]

I scrolled allllllllll the way down for this. Well at least I'm on the very bottom of all comments so Fiirst?.??.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Bamboo Bhang ... Everybody catches Zelda Food Wave.

[@VeloCira]

People inventing fried bread: this is the best thing we've ever made.

[@animegirl5165]

Best thing since sliced bread.

[@Scarleto]

Bannock is delicious, highly recommend

[@Draukagrissah]

@@Scarleto I'm from the southwest, and Indian tacos are better than corn or soft tortilla tacos, and I'll fight anyone who disagrees. Can't even get the same effect deep frying a tortilla because there's extra fat in the tortilla so it soaks up fat from the fry oil making it greasy, every time.

[@0Clewi0]

@@Draukagrissah I just cut and stir-fry tortillas with salt and sometimes some time of hot pepper when I want nachos and don't have any. Deep fry wastes too much oil

[@littlemissblonde1231]

i mean it kind of is though. fry bread with jam? delicious

[@Silverdenn]

The sad and hesitant face Adam made when he had to give away that last piece of bread breaks my heart

[@madgoat2125]

seeing as he can make so many fluffy baked goods that rise when made, canon link must have a small container of homemade yeast like a damn potion on his belt or something. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@vanguardiris3232]

I have never played a Zelda, but if they introduced a mechanic where you have to tend Link's sourdough I would play a Zelda

[@appointmenteer]

i love the idea of link just sitting with some other people and one of then going “oh im out of yeast!!! how can i make the bread rise now” and link just. pulling out some yeast??? that he has??? and everyone being in awe

[@madgoat2125]

@@appointmenteer Y E S

[@lizpimentel2566]

He just keeps a sourdough starter in his pockets at all times.

[@madgoat2125]

@@lizpimentel2566 they smell like yeast and death but work ridiculously well

[@ZanraiKid]

“Please don’t ask me to do this again.” “Okay.” Several months down the road, RECREATING COOKING MAMA DISHES WITHOUT MAMA TO GUIDE US.

[@azurecobalt6602]

A guy already did it

[@anny8720]

@@azurecobalt6602 yep it's GameTim

[@wombawombate]

Mars well, GameTim uses the games as a guide. Trying to make some of that stuff without any guide is a disaster in the making.

[@gingersnap6004]

You tempt god

[@gayflower900]

~RECIPES FROM BEST TO WORST~ 20:18 WHEAT BREAD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 💛💛💛💛💛 28:19 FRIED BANANAS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 💛💛💛💛 19:34 MUSHROOM OMELET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 💛💛💛 11:41 MUSHROOM RISOTTO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 💛💛💛 20:34 CRAB OMELET WITH RICE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 24:17 CREAMY HEART SOUP ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 19:15 FRIED EGG AND RICE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 15:26 HONEYED APPLE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 15:24 HONEYED FRUITS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 26:56 POULTRY PILAF ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 12:01 SALMON RISOTTO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 27:06 CURRY PILAF ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 21:41 FRUIT PIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 26:49 MEAT AND RICE BOWL ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 23:14 PEPPER STEAK ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 11:50 VEGETABLE RISOTTO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 22:35 MEAT PIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 28:50 NUTCAKE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 19:21 OMELET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 12:26 SALT-GRILLED CRAB ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 12:35 SALT-GRILLED FISH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 12:47 SALT-GRILLED MEAT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 12:20 SALT-GRILLED MUSHROOMS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 22:20 FISH PIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 28:32 HOT BUTTERED APPLE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 21:57 PUMPKIN PIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 25:24 SEAFOOD MEUNIÈRE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 26:18 SEAFOOD PAELLA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 10:15 STEAMED FRUIT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 10:24 STEAMED MUSHROOMS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 28:56 CARROT CAKE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 11:57 CRAB RISOTTO ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 14:48 GLAZED VEGGIES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 25:27 PORGY MEUNIÈRE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 12:12 SALT-GRILLED GREENS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 23:06 SPICY PEPPERED SEAFOOD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 17:19 CLAM CHOWDER ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 14:31 GLAZED MEAT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 23:37 HONEY CANDY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 17:58 HONEY CREPE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 25:45 SEAFOOD FRIED RICE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 19:44 VEGETABLE OMELET ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 17:57 WILDBERRY CREPE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 22:08 APPLE PIE ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 14:50 GLAZED MUSHROOM ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 7:31 MEATY RICE BALLS ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 17:56 PLAIN CREPE ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 25:34 SALMON MEUNIÈRE ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 25:55 SPICY MEAT AND SEAFOOD FRY ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 16:35 PUMPKIN STEW ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:43 MEAT-STUFFED PUMPKIN ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 7:14 MUSHROOM RICE BALLS ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 7:35 SEAFOOD RICE BALLS ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 17:16 CARROT STEW ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:56 FRAGRANT MUSHROOM SAUTÉ ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 15:17 GLAZED SEAFOOD ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 26:33 MEAT AND SEAFOOD FRY ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 17:17 MEAT STEW ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 7:59 POULTRY CURRY ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 23:05 SPICED MEAT SKEWER ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 8:03 SEAFOOD CURRY ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 8:13 VEGETABLE CURRY ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 7:34 VEGETABLE RICE BALLS ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:51 HERB SAUTÉ ❤️💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 8:18 MEAT CURRY ❤️💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:27 CREAM OF MUSHROOM SOUP ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:27 CREAM OF VEGETABLE SOUP ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:27 CREAMY MEAT SOUP ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:27 CREAMY SEAFOOD SOUP ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 7:55 CURRY RICE ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 29:53 FRUITCAKE ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 11:20 STEAMED FISH ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 13:27 VEGGIE CREAM SOUP ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 10:45 STEAMED MEAT 💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 14:02 CRAB STIR FRY 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 22:46 EGG TART 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💜 28:07 FRUIT AND MUSHROOM MIX 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💜 27:37 EGG PUDDING 🖤🖤🖤🖤💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@Q.Brainrot]

This comment is HEAVILY unappreciated, thank you

[@penguinlord2837]

Late, but thank you so much.

[@kjcyninja312]

Yeah this is rly helpful well done!

[@travisretriever7473]

How is this not the top comment?

[@jcespinoza]

God damn it! You're a hero!

[@vizzy5764]

Watching this is both entertaining but also very stressful bc its clear that Brian has never had to plan for making a large amount of food in a short amount of time before. When he said he left the hardest recipes for last, it hurt my soul

[@kekiboo]

I love Link's happy expression whenever he cooks. Zelda's right, he's a glutton

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

To be fair, I think the shortened recipes fit the spirit of Breath of the Wild cooking. I mean Link always seems to make these things instantly, so he’s gotta be taking some shortcuts with the preparation, he’s probably just putting meat in milk and calling it a stew, too.

[@sunn7045]

++

[@harb1ng3r82]

The item descriptions in the game are always from Link’s perspective (Using “you” as the pronoun in stuff like rupee acquisition), so what if the nice-looking cooked food is actually just what Link is imagining while plugging his nose and closing his eyes?

[@moeneet7069]

@@harb1ng3r82 He's also been asleep for a hundred years and was a soldier beforehand so I highly doubt Link even knows what good food tastes like and is just happy to have something to eat. I do fasts and my god when a long fast ends the things I've eaten out of sheer hunger are strange things like bananas with cheese ham and butter on bread or a Hamburger and cereal I don't remember the taste but I remember feeling my body want them more than ANYTHING and eating being more of an impulse, like when you hold your breath until you HAVE to breath I think after a while your body just wants nutrients sooo bad it doesn't care how you get them in.

[@simonbelluci]

to be additionally fair, you can actually add salt to multiple dishes and not actually change the recipe - the recipe system is usually pretty flexible in that it prioritizes the most pretty dish with the ingredients' valid picks, prioritizing body over 'spice' components, afaik. so any dish they made with

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

He eats everything in a single gulp so I doubt he even tastes it. Just slam it back and get back to the fight.

[@demas5334]

Adam- “Please don’t make me do this again.” *The sequel to Breath of the Wild is now in development.

[@MarthaSanchez-hu7wu]

There probably not going to add new food

[@johnrodriguez1922]

@@MarthaSanchez-hu7wu X to Doubt

[@SeanFerree]

Lol!!

[@deckle5455]

“Awww sh*t, here we go again.

[@hickorymccay2994]

@@johnrodriguez1922 x

[@austinhomant5592]

I so badly wish there were more of these episodes. This one has become like a comfort food to me, the video I always go back to when I'm feelin sick or down. Thank you Brian and Adam.

[@erinkarp]

I almost wish they had had more time to cook, but the rush was quite entertaining

[@13bigbangtheory]

Alternative title: two men in floral shirts make dishes incorrectly and suffer the consequences

[@aaaafjwlcn]

Wow 348 likes and NOT ONE COMMENT-

[@sx9elio919]

@@aaaafjwlcn Wow 618 likes and ONE COMMENT

[@aaaafjwlcn]

@@sx9elio919 Wow two weeks ago and two hours ago

[@michaelwebster3124]

that poor porgy. remember folks, fillet knives exist for a reason

[@thedoorman8570]

Two men in slightly UNBUTTONED floral shirts make dishes incorrectly and suffer the consequences

[@TheJanzap]

There are about 800 different vegtables to choose from BDG: *C A R R O T S*

[@enderwiggins8248]

Even tho they’re low key hard to find in game anyway

[@kiddfaith4397]

Carrots are cheap in grocery stores XD

[@arillusine]

I thought about the fact that they could have used onions, which would have probably helped a lot of these recipes, but you can’t find onions in BotW. They were basically restricted to carrots, pumpkins, chili peppers, and mushrooms

[@jijipoid]

don't forget radish.. lol

[@tracyblanchard7663]

@@arillusine Considering chili peppers and pumpkins are both fruit and mushrooms are a fungus, that only leaves carrots and radishes.

[@katjosephperez8772]

I always imagined the “Fruit and Mushroom Mix” to be like a platter you slowly nibble on at a wine tasting. Like duck tongue, many cheeses, and fruits being served together in Sonoma.

[@SilentAnonymity]

If Brian added more milk and then steamed his egg pudding, it actually would have turned out really good - it's like a variation on a Chinese dessert dish that already exists

[@dinosaur4506]

All of that work Over 70 dishes And the best one Was a piece Of Bread

[@davinaz6885]

As a German, I deeply relate

[@atmsoa9222]

Have you tried bread

[@morbidmanatee115]

Is this slam poetry

[@timb.4219]

@@davinaz6885 ehrenmann

[@LimeyLassen]

100 nearly raw carrots vs one bready boi

[@nostalgiafuelsmylife]

Probably unintentional, but I like how the time crunch added that classic Unraveled spiral into slight madness.

[@cupfulofeathers]

They held it together for a surprisingly long time!

[@Nison545]

From here on, whenever things are going too well, a Polygon executive should walk into the recording booth and tell the Unraveled gang they have an hour to wrap it up.

[@cupfulofeathers]

**Unraveled intensifies**

[@rachelb.684]

You could say they've become... unravelled :D

[@thebadpoet]

I was at a lovely Japanese Italian fusion restaurant a few months ago, and they had a dish on the menu which was a thick slice of cauliflower with all sorts of lovely seasonings. The waitress described it so nicely, then said “but we’re out of cauliflower, so today it’s a carrot” and I just could not stop laughing! We actually ordered the roasted carrot and it was delicious, so the theory that carrot can sub in for any vegetable does hold up in practice.

[@sarahp6512]

*Before* 4:16 Brian: do you know what you've signed up for? Adam: I don't know, let's cook some food! We'll be fine :) *After* 29:24 Adam: please don't ever ask me to do this again :(

[@genericname2747]

Adam thought he'd make good food. Instead he made satltess sad food

[@mossymagicks]

"This is less than the sum of its parts" "I Just wish this was something else" "10/10"

[@LuceOhsure]

TheMelonboy me to me when i did one (1) good thing but am still a piece of garbage

[@rachelladue1572]

yeah that one got me lol

[@lycheestew]

IGN is that you?

[@spriteup382]

Yes this is maths

[@fatjuicymeatball2266]

It has a little something for everyone

[@lizrathburn8603]

>We made all 78 Breath of the Wild recipes in one day Brian. My son. I know you look like Link in witness protection but that does not mean you have to eat like him.

[@syahrezadifachri5121]

"Link in witness protection." Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I legit laughing out loud.

[@sowhatnow7491]

Dead

[@maximellow5745]

This comment made my dayXD

[@neonspartan7407]

That political compass tho

[@Amelia-yu6ii]

socialism is based

[@thepbrit]

Honestly feels like any vegetable other than carrots could have helped a lot of these dishes. Also despite the name, I'm 80% all the steamed dishes are actually smoked and the inclusion of herbs in the recipe is to create an aromatic smoke, but since every dish cooks near instantaneously we can't prove that these dishes are smoked and not steamed (for the uninitiated, smoking takes considerably longer than steaming)

[@Novastarsss]

God this video is still amazing… Imagine if they made a part 2 where they made the new recipies in Tears of the Kingdom

[@pforgottonsoul]

sadly unraveled got scrapped before the game came out.

[@CloroxBleach-eb4ll]

The egg pudding was rated at -6 hearts, that's 24 damage A blue hinox smashing you with a fist does 24 damage

[@michaelgillespie8097]

I honestly doubt the hinox would even eat this

[@OhHoneeBee]

Yeah, sounds about right. Sugar and eggs alone sound disgusting ngl

[@STARSINTHEWlND]

@@michaelgillespie8097 I broke the holy number

[@henryg.8762]

Uhhuh

[@samlevy9897]

Clorox Bleach So what you’re saying is that eating that stuff is worse than getting punched in the face?

[@Samantha081275]

Love how you got so desperate you literally gave fried bread a +5

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

The thing is, Pat and the other guy actually liked it too. And in principle, it's not really different from potato fries, or naan, or fried batter, etc. I think humans maybe just really like pure carbohydrates soaked in pure fats.

[@finerz321]

Neolexious Neolexian fried carbs are just great! The complex carbs break down into sugars, the Maillard reaction makes the sugars break down even further to create some rad flavours; all this + the savoury from the salt and flour creates a Large Yum™. No wonder nearly every culture has some type of fried carb

[@TheCompleteMental]

@@finerz321 And it's one really good way to enjoyably carbo-load your soldiers!

[@yagirlsheila7705]

@@finerz321 makes sense, and I guess it's also the reason why there are so many recipes that call for reusing leftover carbs and cooking them again. In my country, we have capirotada, which is bread leftovers fried in oil, sweetened with unprocessed sugar and served with cheese, fruits and nuts

[@qwertyuiop-pu8uc]

@@finerz321 in spain we have "migas" (it literally means "crumbs") that are just fried bread leftovers or flour and water with peppers, sausage, paprika sausage and some really fatty meat, similar to bacon (don't know its name). this plate slaps. u should try it, you won't regret it (but it's hard to make, it takes a lot of time, so try it in a restaurant or smth)

[@lului1456]

i didnt know porgy existed before playing botw, so i thought it was a fictional fish like the octorok or something. imagine my confusion when i saw the actual fish on the table

[@ghanig9948]

“if I can't be accurate i sure as hell am gonna be extra” modern paleo art in a nutshell

[@hashi258]

Link has the Triforce of courage for a reason, and it's being able to eat these fucking abominations he makes at any cooking pot

[@w.lester255]

😂

[@lindseylindsey9200]

This is completely irrelevant but I went “:D” when I saw your pfp because I just started playing persona games

[@danielyoung7534]

Tbf he has canonically eaten rocks

[@le_danielle_delilah419]

I'm the 1K like!

[@thidderreal]

@@lindseylindsey9200 Teddie

[@goose1120]

What the title said: Every Breath of the Wild recipe :) What the video was: EXTREME SPEED COOKING

[@RegularMatsu]

Cooking at *MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE*

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@RegularMatsu MAX POWER COOKING SHOW - Quick, before the batteries die on my Switch!

[@franciscoguinledebarros4429]

NO SALT REQUIRED

[@thiccnicc3657]

The triforce of courage was split in two and given to both Brian and Adam. I can’t believe how tired they must feel after eating and cooking so much in one day. Absolute champions, these two.

[@holdencovington151]

I know BDG left polygon a while ago, but man I’d love to see a sequel to this Hylian Pizza!

[@skyeoak3]

I understand why Link has the triforce of courage now

[@LR_Bushido]

It takes me some courage to be forcefully fed fruitcake from us

[@timberwolf1029]

This is the most clever comment I’ve seen yet

[@SeerWalker]

Skyeoak and not the triforce of wisdom

[@turner15]

I’m extremely proud of you random stranger.

[@zoculus2669]

Omg yes.

[@didyouwashyourlegstoday3601]

All of my favorite moments because I'm bored and I want them for future reference 1:48 - "You don't have to be good at cooking..." 2:29 - "Oooh look at Gordon Ramsey over here making warm milk" 2:38 - The true monster is man, and cannibalism is no bueno in New York 2:56 - cooking doesn't work like that 3:54 - "T h a t ' s s c i e n c e , b a b y" 4:49 - "If I can't be accurate..." 5:23 - dubious food warning 6:16 - "Turn away, no one needs to see this" 7:39 - spicy m u s h + regret 8:37 - filleting a porgy 10:29 - two grown men eat shoe leather on camera 10:48 - the most distressed "no" I've ever heard 11:00 - """"""""delicious"""""""" looking porgy 13:15 - "We're just drinking milk with carrots in it" 13:53 - rip Adam 14:40 - "The style points are off the charts!" 15:03 - "If you say anything more that 3 hearts..." + "It just tastes like honey- oh there's the fish" 16:01 - laughing way too hard at carrots thrown on top of cream sauce 16:44 - milk and meat 16:52 - drippy ass carrot 19:06 - "Oooh daddy" 22:14 - "Tastes like burning" 22:54 - you aren't supposed to inhale a skewer 24:13 - it's terrible, 10/10 24:57 - they have created, beef patty + Adam has an actual meltdown 26:42 - Brian happily points to beef patty fruit cake "sTOP POINTING TO IT" 27:15 - sweet scrambled eggs 27:43 - "Let's have something that's slightly better..." 28:58 - "I feel like this fruit cake is like, staring into my soul"

[@Starlight-Tale]

BDG deciding that covering something in honey counts as "glazed" is about to take me down several life points.

[@grimble4564]

I love that this basically doubles as an archaeological expose on how people used to eat after we discovered fire but didn't know salt was a thing yet

[@nmeister007]

“Everything tastes awful but the alternative is literally starving to death.” -Pre-salt cooks

[@henryfleischer404]

N_Meister I like my eggs and my rice unsalted. I'm SOOOO edgy!

[@ricochet4674]

probably was still better than eating it raw though

[@hollowhoagie6441]

@@MeatballSubFromDominos imagine prehistoric yelp reviews

[@isabelclayton7626]

I never salt anything I cook, but maybe thats a British thing. Salt only ever goes on chips (or fries if your not british)

[@shingshongshamalama]

"Crepes" Inch thick pancakes. I think I see your problem.

[@sconiersherrie]

Lol my thoughts exactly

[@jaiye_]

@Asterix but not the egg pudding?

[@ABAlphaBeta]

Call them drop scones and pretend it was on purpose

[@Pictochatz]

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[@mystic-hm9mk]

Lol ikr ( tho not like i could do any better)

[@jhaigh1970]

I came in thinking I’d see the faithful recreations of all those delicious looking BOTW dishes, and I left with the image of the fruitcake looking like a steak, and I couldn’t be happier.

[@isabellaenriquez8546]

My two dads trying to make me food for my class' potluck tomorrow, telling me "not to worry about it" and all I hear from my room is "Thaaaat's meat and milk"

[@FreyaEinde]

Isabella Enriquez so many meaty yogurts

[@roseclouds5838]

Milk steak dads

[@Joyce-xi1di]

Scrumptious

[@Janine.Najarian]

Good luck Dads

[@ditzyrose700]

Please update at your convenience 😆

[@A_Wild_Dyzzy]

When he flips over the fruitcake in the pan, solidifying it's similarity to a beef patty, that's the moment you can see both of them lose their last bit of foundation. They become broken men just waiting for the journey to end.

[@user-gt2bn5el2f]

The light has faded from their eyes, and they wait for the sweet release of the abyss.

[@mydemon]

Timestamp?

[@nadebeef6529]

@@mydemon 25:00

[@kodarpy]

the true acceptance of their fate comes when BDG says “let’s have something better, mainly mushrooms and apples”

[@ceciliap5336]

This is my comfort video. I have watched probably 50 times, I love everything about this!!!

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

Same

[@me7141]

Same

[@inhuman3005]

So great to see people still coming back to this video :')

[@WAMTAT]

It's very calming

[@WAMTAT]

It's comforting

[@pisandro2936]

21:42 BDG: Nine! AM: You're being really generous there, buy okay... BDG: Yeah, well, I have to be, okay?

[@wef6146]

List of vegetables currently in existence according to Brian: 🥕

[@juggernaut7_]

You... you’re implying there are MORE vegetables? I thought it was just carrots for years

[@Pigmedog]

okay but gourds

[@juggernaut7_]

@@Pigmedog What are those? All I’ve discovered so far are potatoes and corn. Also, nice literary reference there. Hope AM lets up on you sometime.

[@Imago27292]

@@juggernaut7_ A vegetul? Into the void with it!

[@Circle2763]

Ahh yes you included my favourite non-carrot vegetable: (The joke is that it's non-existent)

[@drewalden2289]

Polygon quotes I use when taking tests: "If I can't be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna be extra" "We are looking for speed over quality"

[@STARSINTHEWlND]

Broke the holy number

[@edge21str]

"It could've been worse"

[@juniorbunior142]

This is me during pre test

[@ruthrichardson9717]

What about "You just have to be good at arson"?

[@ianbehrstock]

AP 2020

[@yer_pall_memes4799]

I Like how they added a cannon reason for why link can eat so much and so fast by adding a entry into zelda’s diary saying that when she got link to speak he admitted to being a glutton also being very nervous to not talk

[@mirandap7034]

im gonna be honest, watching these videos back it is GLARINGLY obvious that polygon as a company did not give BDG nearly enough support on his content

[@tolaut]

After leaving polygon, brian actually said in an interview that he had conversations with higher-ups because he felt they focussed too much on him and not enough on the other video producers. Its this one if you are interested: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eprCdZ2Xhqalnq8

[@Cruxin]

Bruh, how so

[@marioperez-kj9vl]

"no dubious food" *proceeds to make only dubious food*

[@DoragonShinzui]

Hey, the fried bread was transcendent.

[@alfalldoot6715]

Well he did say that dubious food would just happen naturally

[@foxloaf8843]

the omelets were pretty good, like they looked like normal omelets

[@angryasian7654]

True and false

[@angelinebejaran2906]

What about rock hard food?

[@pandaboy5o]

Brian looks like a possible outcome for your customizable character in dream daddy.

[@leahditto9808]

Emily Primer this is the most accurate description for him I’ve ever seen

[@Arrakiz666]

It is a testament to how great Dream Daddy is that you can feasibly end up with the power-mustache twink dad as the protagonist. Also, given that you can also, by design, create the show-runners of Game Grumps, Dan and Arin, this suggests that there is like a platonic ideal of a successful KZbinr Brian is undoubtedly tapping into.

[@aliteralgoblin8761]

He literally looks just like the character I made. When I saw this comment I flashed back, I had forgotten about my dadsona. I predicted my hyperfixation on bdg 2 years ago

[@mariaantoniaportodevasconc4012]

Someone please do this and tag him in tt

[@123tatirox]

OMG

[@HalfLight333]

Honestly the one thing that gives the menu in BOTW context is the fact that Link has canonically eaten a stone steak that Daruk gave him without so much as batting an eye. And then all of a sudden it makes a lot more sense. (You literally get to WATCH Link put some of these things in his belly in Age of Calamity and it's HILARIOUS)

[@namenamename390]

Very few videos make me laugh as hard as this one. "We're just drinking milk with carrots" completely broke me

[@mastermarkus5307]

Choosing vegetable when you could've chosen herb was a BAD IDEA.

[@manamongmen3381]

So bad. When you're working with minimal ingredients, never cut out the spices.

[@YourPerch]

Lol always a mistake to choose anything over herb💚

[@Arrakiz666]

Ah mon, that bitter 'erb, ey?

[@frenchgoose2712]

Bruno Bucciarati why are you lecturing the people who are obviously professional

[@megakiller999]

Listen to your Mob mom Polygon