Pettiest Reasons To Leave Someone!!

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[@eXtendedmusicHD]

"Why is there an Italian waiter trying to serve me fine cheese" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@markiyanhapyak349]

o_0 WhAt? 0_o

[@xhell247x7]

Cracks me up every time

[@dking3939]

I was dying when he said that. 😂

[@ernestogarcia3193]

That fucking killed me

[@bardownedits9718]

I died 10000000 times after that holy shit

[@msblackdahlia3091]

😂😂 Austin’s explanation for pegging killed me.

[@spicybean2004]

MsBlack Dahlia same😂

[@buttongaming4970]

IKR

[@ShredGod7404]

Do you listen to Hollywood Undead

[@phantomphoenix4981]

Are you the one who’s bf liked pegging?

[@marcusbigounce6928]

@@ShredGod7404 not good

[@torspomedia5861]

I was once on a date with a girl who actually said "I believe this world would be a better place without music". Needless to say: there was no second date.

[@themoniathansnest5404]

TORSPOFILMS I would’ve drop kicked her at those words

[@mohawkmohican8611]

She probably only heard shit rap and pop and believed the stereotypes about rock and metal

[@phantomphoenix4981]

And I am now a felon and have a life sentence in slammer

[@Lvng_Kvlt]

TORSPOFILMS that girl is gonna have her own terminator movie

[@konspirou3862]

Now we now who demon is.

[@derpyhit9600]

Literally half of my piano class doesn't listen to music. WHY TF DID YOU TAKE THE CLASS THEN

[@usualdosage7287]

Now that is some retarted shit

[@Amy-wi1pt]

There parents being annoying probably

[@outis439-A]

They wanna be like really innovative

[@virgillewis6240]

There’s a lot of musicians that actually don’t listen to music in their free time. I find it weird but whatever

[@hyde4004]

@@virgillewis6240 I guess it's mostly people who work a musicians. I play guitar but listen to a shit ton of music, however if I played guitar professionally I would probably listen to less music.

[@wolfstar675]

People who don't like music are not human.

[@legozach77584]

Enrique Godinez it's true

[@breaden4381]

I didn’t listen to music until I found metal, where does that place me?

[@legozach77584]

Braden Vande Plasse well you gained your humanity with that

[@JUNKO____]

Braden Vande Plasse There is a difference between being lost and finding your footing and purposefully NOT listening to music.

[@sirnik6304]

no they are Human cause they just lie ;D

[@josephblumenberg6574]

Welcome to Pegging 101 with Dr. Dickey

[@Jonezzzzzzzy]

I'd love to see a new series on this channel thats just Austin explaining different things in the way he explained pegging

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

😂😂😂

[@gus26_77]

Props up for that! Me too !

[@flamerspace]

*Dr. Dickey*

[@DJ_BFG]

I think Dicky is into pegging.

[@np4563]

"Austin, what is Pegging?" Oh you know... demonetization 'n' stuff

[@jessegardner33]

*why won't war robots sponsor us?*

[@tristaneisner9526]

Hahahahahahhahahahaha

[@andrewpappas9311]

It was just the delivery that got me, that was brilliant

[@jaygreen2621]

I got dumped after 3 days because apparently she was schizophrenic and didn't remember asking me out 🤣😂🤣

[@ratshu462]

Oof

[@rockytopg4767]

Ever seen 50 first dates?

[@RushFanatic87]

Day split personality tho 😂 I bet her wild side got freaky as shit!

[@h4zemuny]

same happened to me but instead she asked when she was high but i was high too at the time so we both went on the date high and then laughed about it the day later

[@SlyHikari03]

Damn

[@ciangartland3103]

I love how Austin low key tried to set Jared up with his mom 😂

[@Cyclonejack1988]

Hey whats wrong with that? From everything Austin has told us, she sounds like a classy lady.

[@kegonpegs2833]

"she is single right now" that's homie shit

[@porkins93]

He needs a djaddy

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

I'm not that far in the video yet so idk what the fuck is going on yet

[@metalboy5150]

Ghiman the guy Why the fuck you reading the comments then?

[@cr652]

The best part of this channel is how much jared laughs at austin's jokes 😂😂

[@SEiMEi_EXiSTS]

noni noe Austin: "I feel like Danny DeVito's underboob" Jared: *dies of laughter*

[@lex_C_88]

This dude is funny af

[@absolutionx7701]

It's because Austin is bigger and can kick his ass

[@predictivetextisforaunts]

@@absolutionx7701 Why would he kick his ass for not laughing at his joke?

[@zoewhitlow206]

his laugh gives me life tho.. and who wouldn't? Austin is hilarious

[@4n4Me]

15:53 killed me. "No Dickey Dines, no Dining on this Dickey" 😂

[@AntonioThompsoniAmSam]

It was lunchtime-- my sophomore year of high school-- the day before the big homecoming football game. School spirit was at an all-time high. The Warriors were rallying as they prepared to face their rivals; The Panthers. I sat atop the bleachers surrounded by my peers. It was complete bliss. Surely nothing could spoil this moment. That is, until SHE came. I had only met her a couple days prior to this moment. Her name was Leah. She only knew me as "Homeboy." That's what my friends liked to call me. For reasons unknown, she grew somewhat of an attachment to me. I thought she was nice. There was nothing particularly special about her except for the fact that she had shown genuine interest in me despite the fact that she didn't know me. I wasn't much of a "Tryer" back in high school. I don't say that to sound egotistical. I just never really had to try. Some may have even called me easy. So there I sat; milkshake in hand, when from a distance I noticed Leah's friend prancing excitedly in my direction. I knew what was coming. She approached my seat, looked me in the eyes, smiled, and said, "Homeboy, Leah wants to know if you'll be her boyfriend." I smiled back and said, "Yes." She turned around, disappeared into the distance, and moments later returned with an absolutely ecstatic Leah, whom of which sat beside me and proceeded to rip my milshake from my hand and eat the entire thing. Most people would see this as a "Normal relationship thing," but I was furious. I was a broke and jobless high school student who was treating himself to a milkshake that I purchased with my fifteen dollar monthly allowance. It was my last five dollars. I wanted to enjoy it, but Leah stripped me of that pleasure. I lived a thousand lifetimes in the remainder of our lunch. Thirty minutes had never felt so long. The lunch bell rang-- we hugged and kissed and said our "See you laters," and returned to class. We only dated for two weeks. I broke up with her because I couldn't get over the fact that she had eaten my entire milkshake. You may call that petty. I call it justified.

[@ghost-sk7ce]

Best... Story... Ever

[@alexvaldivia1855]

You're a genius

[@sluggykitty]

oh my god, I have a story too. So I was dating this guy in high school and my bros and I treated him to a twins game and we stopped for dairy queen after and we each ordered blizzards. My oldest bro likes reeses, my bf got triple chocolate, I probably got cookie dough, and I don't know what my 2nd oldest bro got. But when it was time to pick up the blizzards, my bf literally stole my bro's blizzard and he got stuck eating this triple chocolate treat and he was so pissed. my bf didn't even realize what happened, but my bro has never gotten over that moment. long story short, that bf and I are no longer together (all because of that blizzard) lol.

[@mattevans1643]

@@sluggykitty his body was never recovered

[@Anonymous-ng4wc]

Antonio Thompson NO ONE MESSES WITH THE MILKSHAKE 😤

[@ApacheX11]

Me or Metal? Well, can't spell Metal without me! Have your cake and eat it too, my dude.

[@Phnxsmv]

Me tell you, "You can't spell 'metal' without 'meh'." Tell you! XD

[@killzonekiller7181]

Is that a necessary evil reference? I like it

[@paypalroyale1995]

@@killzonekiller7181 exactly what i thought😂

[@f4ll3nfr0mgr4c3]

was that a miw reference to necessary evil-

[@joelsweesy]

Mitel

[@JR-so4rb]

I feel like Austin's jokes become 3x funnier combined with Jared's reactions

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

Austin is a sitcom and Jared is his laugh track.

[@kyleeclipsemusic]

that is a fact

[@ninomorelliguitar2247]

I need a friend like Austin omfg

[@rainbowsixsiegefunnyclips9979]

My girl left me cuz she saw the screensaver on my phone of Jared dressed up as a cherry pie

[@nirjharmukherjee3514]

😂😂

[@guitarmichael]

I once had a girl date me so that her friend could be the rebound when we broke up haha. Their plan didn't work but I could respect the effort.

[@jakeguitarguy]

Michael Briggs she was playing the long con

[@DeuceSF]

The friend was fat wasn't she?

[@RiPP2_The_Core]

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💨🔥🔥🔥

[@matressi6843]

that hand explosion killed me

[@yahirfernandez5042]

My ex left me because I would feel uncomfortable with her constantly wanting to or being high and I would inform her I wasnt okay with it, she said I was "controlling her" She left me for another mutual friend of ours who was more into weed. 3-4 months passed by & I found out she left the person she left me for because he would smoke too much weed & not focus on her. LOL

[@macabre_and_cheese]

Yo if Djared dated Austin's mom then he would have an excuse to cal Djared Daddy. Also I once dumped a chick cuz she used Internet Explorer unironically.

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Spicy Lemon That’s not a petty reason though. That’s a smart one. Chrome all the way. Hell even Firefox does a great job!

[@RiPP2_The_Core]

The internet explorer part... 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ludocrious7898]

trololl xD

[@metalboy5150]

lucas Opera? What is this, 2008?

[@dorilabo-4216]

no you didn’t.

[@MotivGuy94]

I haven't got far enough in a relationship to dump someone. They always dump me or get a brain tumor and don't remember who I was and block my number (true story)

[@Tainami_]

MobileGamingReviews Iv never even got close to dating anyone :/

[@jaketyler1890]

Nachthexe DerShredder lol that’s me

[@MotivGuy94]

Nachthexe DerShredder it's alot like drugs, when your on it, you feel like you're in a whole new world. When your off it you need it, crave it, and drives you insane til you have. I've been happily sober from love for over 3 years

[@kaylatarapaskoski2390]

Holy shit...

[@xferal5181]

And then everybody clapped and the tumor gave me 1 million dollars

[@anusrepairman]

My ex had a multi effects pedal and a modeling amp.

[@tylerchatterton8579]

Anus Repair Man damn that’s fucking rough

[@dragostego]

That's not a bad starter setup

[@PhyrigianFlame]

Your username haunts my dreams

[@Whiffofficial]

I'm sorry to hear that..

[@blaketaylor4763]

Anus Repair Man this the second video I’ve seen you comment on tonight.

[@AidanMmusic96]

I think that's the first time Austin's laughed at his own one-liner! 'Italian waiter', hahahaha! The fact Jared missed that the first time around is even better :p

[@baileylucas845]

"iT HAS BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE MY lil fisHY HAS SEEN SOME SOAPY WOAPY" OMFGGGGG

[@Xoct232]

I did not listen to music at all until i was 15. Then i started listening to evetything from synth pop to deathcore. When i did not listen to music at all, i did not understand to people who enjoyed it. I think people who do not listen to music have not discovered their genre/style.

[@shawnconway5696]

Xoct232 I think you are 100% right until I discovered rock and metal I was that guy

[@lewisbulled6764]

100% agree, I barely listened to music until I discovered rock/metal around 3 or 4 years ago. Now I listen for hours a day and play guitar and drums!

[@markiyanhapyak349]

:-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

[@markiyanhapyak349]

Lewis Bulled, WOW!

[@caffeinatedinsanity2324]

Me listening to Dead Kennedys for the first time made me go all-in for dark, satirical humor.

[@Fey_Fatale]

18:43. I had a college roommate that would eat chicken BONES. She would dip them in her mashed potatoes and chow down. The sound haunts me....

[@thetruenemesis469]

Fey_Fatale She must be a vulture.

[@CJ_YT.]

Oooooooh noooooooo....

[@darthkotya]

Then she's a bitch.

[@derekfletcher8934]

I used to do this when I was a kid. Sometimes still do but usually I'll suck the marrow out and then just chew the bone and spit it out instead of swallowing them. I have no idea why I do that but marrow is tasty as fuck.

[@telkinia]

That's brutal

[@cameronwall5159]

19:13 when a girl in your class says “I’ll listen to anything, except country and *S* *C* *R* *E* *A* *M* *O* “

[@nilswegner2881]

Shredsum this girl would be dead to me. Thankfully I don't have anyone in my range that thinks like that. A lot of the girls I know are more into metal than most of the boys in my class.

[@yourlocalryan]

Personally. Don’t blame her. Not a big fan of screamo or country.

[@ItsJustaMeNow]

Not all of us were/ are smooth enough to have kissing experience as an adult. That shouldn't be a deal breaker.

[@Patty-P]

LaRaikaa *it’s not that hard*

[@IshidaNikurasu]

Well, you know what they say: Either you know how, or you don’t.. It’s not exeriance..

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

I feel some people try too hard, like when they give a tongue kiss by jabbing it down your throat like they want to lick your tonsils. just open your mouth and let them graze each other! it's kissing, not jousting lol.

[@NEmetalhead]

16:44 SO if my math is correct, then she was 16 WHEN SHE HAD HER FIRST KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@Mesder13]

Actually if that's her youngest son... she was 16 when she had her LAST kid!

[@thwipxthwip5435]

She probably only had 2 kids in honesty

[@absolutelynot9823]

ZanderReaper908 AHHH YOU ACT LIKE THATS NOT NORMAL NOWADAYS..

[@metalboy5150]

GALAXY_ PANDA Doesn't mean it should be treated as normal. That shit should be shamed, demeaned, and ridiculed. Okay, not really. But it certainly shouldn't be celebrated.

[@0Freguenedy0]

Dude never saw 16 and pregnant? lol

[@tobyjenkz9448]

A girl broke up with me one time because her dog died, she said she needed time to herself. All my friends started rumors saying I killed her dog lol

[@dwaynegaertner4907]

She pulled the dialup cord while playing diablo 2.... Left her at my house and walked to my friends (who I was playing with at the time I got dced) with my pc...

[@mashpesoj9394]

Jared: Breath is a huge one Driving is a big one Comedy is a huge one

[@thedjentleman1662]

Now try to get all of these perfect and you can date Jared 👍

[@Fey_Fatale]

6:00 I have a cousin whose sister is Kim and his mother is Diane. He married a Kimberly Diane.

[@sergeantsnuggles7433]

I broke up with my partner because I broke my hand.

[@Clodnesia]

Sergeant Snuggles sounds like he or she was really fucking desperate for an excuse...

[@zaimusic_150]

I see what you did there...😂

[@porkins93]

Hey leftyy....

[@metalboy5150]

Colombian Noodles Sounds like you didn't get the joke.

[@markiyanhapyak349]

It's *UNRELATED.*

[@RedEyesTops]

Where I'm from, you can't get a license until 18. Even then, you pay for it yourself. But what about people who never had a relationship before? You can't expect them to be the best kissers right away...And yes, they exist. You have weird standards

[@lhommedesbois639]

For the license, same in my country

[@theblacklights901]

My ex didn't laugh at something I showed her that you guys did on this show but my current gf was just dying laughing. Current gf is also a metalhead, has a band and loves music. Needless to say I'm happy with her

[@outis439-A]

send pic pls or do a vlog or something

[@budderutter]

@@outis439-A uh wth

[@budderutter]

Bro I wish I could find girls like that. The ones here care more about their eyelashes than anything else :/

[@zackg.9412]

That also means that one 33 year old had her YOUNGEST son at 16 Which means she had her first child at 15, if not younger

[@Shinigami-cult]

I remember my ex was a pretty bad driver. She was trynna teach me how to drive since I waited forever to get my license and she would always be like "HURRY, GO, COME ON, GOOO." After we broke up she got into an accident and totalled her car

[@Torgomasta]

I had an ex that was a shit driver but if you told her to drive better she would get really offended, like why get pissed off about driving skills lol

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

I've heard that learning how to stick-shift drive can really help your driving skills. Then again, I've never set foot inside the drivers seat in my entire life and I'm 16 so other than word of mouth from someone who was taught that way, what the fuck do I know?

[@Shinigami-cult]

Kaelan McAlpine I learned how to drive auto but then learned stick. Now I do rally cross and drift events for fun lmao.

[@metalboy5150]

Kaelan McAlpine I don't know if it will make you a better driver, especially if you suck, but it's a lot more fun than driving automatic.

[@Zinetha]

I'm 26 and I don't have a licence. Back when I was 18 (the legal age to drive here) I had quite severe anxiety disorder, so I would have an anxiety attack pretty much every time I made a mistake while driving, so I never passed the test. Now the disorder has gone better, I have an attack maybe once in three months and I can control them better. But now I don't have the money for a licence. (My parents used to pay for my lessons and tests until I moved to a different city to study and decided to quit trying.) I intend to get one once I have a full-time job... Since I graduated 2,5 years ago, I've had part-time jobs and now I'm actually going to study again next fall. It has been a slow journey from my most depressed & anxious years (starting when I was 7-10, at it's worst when I was 18-21), but I'm proud how far I've come.

[@derekfletcher8934]

Did you ever get your license?

[@DylanIsPasta]

13:45 Finally someone who pronounces Reese’s the same way I do!

[@Impzhahaha]

after 2 years, i saw something jason newsted said, i swore off relationships and have since learned how to sweep pick, seems to be working

[@lucakeltie2491]

Ryan Thomas what was the thing he said

[@Impzhahaha]

luca keltie Jason swore off relationships to focus his life on music, and make other people happy over his own happiness, the reason ge left metallica

[@alexvaldivia1855]

Ryan Thomas do you have a link?

[@zachbrown8421]

Hoshi Studios I think he said that in the Some kind of Monster documentary

[@bradlocken2621]

Sweep picking on bass??

[@Speakers94]

she said i love you after 3 days of talking and was trying to move in with me

[@CavitteMonster]

Broke up with girl because she couldn't take a damn compliment...

[@sicmaggot82004]

next time you compliment a female and she doesn't like it, tell her she's fat and her pussy smells like salmon and her butt crack smells like a sewer. and then just totally annihilate her with shit you really wanted to say to her for days were she would have to go to the mental asylum.

[@hazeleye99]

I can understand. The only time a compliment wouldn't be the best, is if you have to bring other women down to lift another one up. She should have accepted the compliment.

[@quinnplays9166]

I'm 27. Don't have a license. Can't afford a car so whats the point.

[@jaydendavidson9176]

I agree with you there if you really dont need one plus cant afford it why even bother.

[@jorroj]

Do you at least have an ID?

[@quinnplays9166]

Of course I have an ID. How else could I buy alcohol and cry in the corner of my room?

[@Shy_Hulud]

I don't have a car. Used my ladies car to get my license so I could get my motorcycle endorsement and got a bike.

[@zac3126]

Brandon Meadows how long has it been since that never happened

[@matthewkeough8310]

Is it me or does the background look like Charlie Brown’s shirt?

[@NotHappernot]

Solid point.

[@csmolen]

yes

[@basic3570]

im the opposite, i hate fancy restaurants, i get major anxiety thinking that everyone is judging

[@caffeinatedinsanity2324]

I hate them for opposite reasons: I despise people who try hard to look formal

[@tan-ekasharpe853]

I came across this video on my KZbin and it's the only thing cheering me up right now. Thank you.

[@tomdixon1468]

I used to not like music, then I learned guitar and everything just worked, now I honestly don't know how I lived without it.

[@stewiegriffin4]

I just heard a leafy joke in 2018 and didn’t want to die. I guess the pain is over

[@j.s.6127]

Dude, Austin is so freakin' funny. That explanation about what pegging was had me laughing the whole time. I love Jared's guitar skills in his channel, but here Austin's the star! Way to go guys!

[@rebekahcarter8120]

Why are these so damn good? Y'all never fail to crack me up.

[@leviathanmcdermott1310]

Holy shoot! The quality of lighting and overall production is amazing in this video. Great job guys, keep it up👍🏼

[@ykitskanyenorth847]

Umm my gf broke up with me because her friend told her to. tbh now I'd rather be with the friend.

[@joshcheaney7322]

one whole memey boi i asked a girl out and her friend told her not to even though she did

[@shawnconway5696]

Awww man that sucks

[@Cyclonejack1988]

I can relate dude. My very first "relationship" in highschool lasted all of about 6 hours. We hooked up early in the day. And by lunch time she was avoiding me then has her friend come over and tell me "it's over" More confused than hurt at the time because I thought it was a joke or something else going on. Then I found out about a month later after she and I got together (if you can call it that) she went and told her friend who responded with "OMG your with HIM?!?! EWW" Apparently that was all it took for her to change her mind. lol I guess she had an "image" to protect.

[@Solowinniuck]

This video in particular shows Austin’s natural affinity for comedy and improv, and it’s awesome.

[@ashleyhester4049]

I love Jareds and Austins BroMance it makes me smile!! 😃

[@callummorgan3059]

You are my spirit animals. In a blender.

[@ShrubPlays]

Nicholas Cage is my spirit animal.

[@isaacblack6005]

Tried to kiss a girl, she said no, still never kissed anyone

[@dejaneiracantizaniz3659]

Isaac Black That's sad lol but good luck in getting your first kiss (:

[@dingdingmelonman7491]

Im single big boi😘

[@dingdingmelonman7491]

😂😂

[@markiyanhapyak349]

HORRIBLE! NEVER allow this.

[@johnmoran2437]

How old r u?

[@dime_life4768]

lucky u have friend like austin, dudes genuine

[@laceemtight2651]

i watch you guys when i drink at home and literally laugh along line in just hanging with my buds

[@onilion5679]

1:13 - 1:48 *Demonetized*

[@mybestfriendlober]

4:59 those zooms killed me

[@kennabear9333]

Your smile is so cute Jared😂💜

[@JustSomePunx1312]

Love seeing the transfermation of quality in the videos... PROGRESS

[@rakebrown2622]

One time, I was dating this girl who actually liked Logan Paul. It ended pretty quickly

[@terraria7042]

Lol

[@markiyanhapyak349]

Hh; I feel Proud I don't know him.

[@markiyanhapyak349]

✓

[@outis439-A]

How old was she 10?

[@floriyoo1036]

Video Quality is awesome btw 😁✔️

[@lakejizzio7777]

Austin is so funny and describes jokes perfectly.

[@eliscornik5405]

One of the funniest Dickey Dines in a while keep it up guys! Well get to war robots one day!

[@THEONLYONE555]

I once broke up with a girl cause she caused too much drama and it effected my life

[@sidthejovian5105]

I hate girls that cause SOOOO much drama 😑

[@therestingmitchface6241]

Austin, I love your Posty shirt

[@Dickey7861]

Munchell360 thank you

[@rantional8180]

it's weird to have found you guys through your music stuff but then to also like your personalities enough to binge watch these sort of vid's! kinda rare to genuinely like both the music and the person/persona. also what's up from carnation,wa! hope to bump into you guys at a show one day! i'll be the dude wearing a wife beater and cargo shorts, can't miss me! lol

[@Sparson]

4:40 one of the best jokes of all time. 😂😂😂 I cant believe Jared missed that shit 😂

[@legozach77584]

19:42 that's false advertisement, that's illegal!

[@chrisfusion6945]

Once you land on Solstheim, head a little north to the stone, there you'll find the Telvanni wizard Neloth, he's the only person who knows anything about Miraak, he's mark the temple on your map, go there, get through the temple and read the black book. Miraak will kick you out and then you head to the Skaal village, the shaman there will take you back to Neloth, he'll take you to the Dwarven ruins of Nchardak, once you restore the steam to the central area inside, then you can unlock another black book, read it, get through, and take the black book, "The Winds Of Change" to the Skaal village shaman. After "the incident" occurs, read the black book and fight Miraak. Boom! you just beat the Dragonborn DLC in under a day! You're welcome.

[@alexandermotley8739]

Chris Fusion im proud of you and proud to realize with you how damn short the dlc is

[@pasi8800]

I just LOVE the Space Jam Shirt Jared is wearing!

[@corbinthepieguy0249]

I love going back to these. It’s really funny when Austin says a hilarious joke but Jared completely ignores it but I’m laughing from the ridiculousness of the joke

[@whiskey6964]

"here I am"... Me: ROCKING LIKE A HURRICANE

[@zh2856]

16:40 she was 16 when she had that kid then. 20-3=17. 33-17=16.

[@dustid]

the editing is f-ing awesome

[@justinfeldermusic]

Looks like the video quality improved or something, love it!

[@WerdFTW]

5:51 had me dying for a full minute

[@bigspinshit]

The italian waiter comment... lmao!

[@P0stL]

Dickey always making me laugh, love you dude (no homo)

[@bbussey1967]

Best show on KZbin

[@fallenhw]

Honestly I would never get with someone that listens to “Trap”

[@Thisisausername556]

4:40 best line in here

[@martinpleau5388]

I could listen to Jared laughing all day

[@werethealvoids3343]

Somebody should make a compilation of Jared's laughs. They make me cackle lmfao

[@khanbomb]

1:16 I died laughing

[@ajrockel3838]

Girl I was with said she loved metal, talking like Thy Art, Brain Drill, Cannibal Corpse and all that deathy stuff. So I made a playlist for her of music I listened to, which were those exact bands. Turns out she hated it, and instead listened to Pink, Shinedown and the heaviest she went (which was rare) was Marilyn Manson Also me and her brother had the same first name, my nickname was “K”

[@mattevans1643]

I mean shit dude shinedown is great, and i can tolerate Pink. So like a good girl to me.

[@sidthejovian5105]

Omg, She needs to go man. . .

[@meiermakesmusic]

Happy 150K

[@19ThreeLions97]

Actual good focus and light and edit What's happened guys woah

[@Alex_Varriale]

I'm having a fucking good today because I'm going to see slayer's final tour in Glasgow on the 12th of November with my best friend

[@ddub1253]

Alex Gencs nice dude iv seen em 3 times always good. their contribution to the scene can never be denied. I'm going to see nofx tommoro I'm pretty stoked on it I shaved my head into a Mohawk and everything

[@jemmamp5147]

Dude holy shit same, November can’t come sooner

[@huntermichael5086]

I WANNA SEE THE TOUR SO BAD but still have to convince my mom it's not that bad

[@SlackerPopRecords]

DDub 64 i saw nofx 2 years ago bro it was fucking good. He was crossdressing as usual.

[@KAINMUSIC]

I saw them on the first date of the tour. They closed with Angel of Death and I got in the pit. It was sweet.

[@graytiger4016]

I'm so confused. No one ever asked why the Reesie's cup was on the floor!?

[@P34V3Y7]

Im 31 and am just getting my license now. I lived in the heart of Boston 90% of my life and all my friends with cars got everywhere super slow and stressed out as well as wallet drained for parking spots and gas. We would make plans and I would take a bus for a buck or two and make it on time. My friends with cars were always late and pissed off. I live in Maine now with a kid on the way. License at the end of the month. Driving here is fun

[@kellyc2425]

Mr. Dines was totally and completely 💯 BAKED! 😂😂

[@ScreamingSilently666]

She knew I wasn't haha. Got huge into Kpop, wanted to move to south Korea(seoul) I said no. Her current bf, Korean.

[@darthkotya]

So she became a weeaboo, but instead of Japan its Korea?

[@katatonic5672]

@@darthkotya I think the term is "koreaboo"

[@Cheesybeansman]

Going to machinehead tonight BOIZZZ

[@frvnz02]

pan la frying I went to their concert here in Portugal some months ago, it was fuckin great! Good show dude! Have fun

[@MetalDisciple97]

Sing your lungs out of your body dude

[@darijapavlovska6867]

Headbang for all of us😂

[@Dickey7861]

Have fun!!!!

[@grantbeck8482]

pan la frying dooood, sounds awesome!

[@ichaos65]

Austin makes me cry laughing 😂😅

[@TheBcoolGuy]

14:51 That's sad. I've purposefully avoided all of that stuff because I don't want to make it less special. I'm hoping to find a woman with the same mindset, but I'd still be happier not finding anyone than trying to pretend to be in love with someone who doesn't think love is special. Sometimes I feel like this world is built for a completely different type of person than what I am. I'll keep trying at any rate.