Cringiest Band Photos #2

[@braun2041]

"12 hours, that's a whole day"

[@atlashorne5655]

nitetime dude. Must be what he meant.

[@gagewartenbe6690]

Yeah technically is a whole day, because the other 12 hour half is pm

[@Psychedeloshippie]

Gage Wartenbe ummm you’re a genius

[@putridanimal]

exactly, whole day

[@tacocatpoopracecarpooptacocat]

12 hours is a day for someone with a sleeping schedule

[@purfias]

"that hair is so gringy, it's like from 2006 myspace era" Jared... you are aware that you still have that hair right?

[@ContentGarbageCan]

He didn't say the hair was cringy. He was saying the band photo was

[@dreadveil]

"The guy with his hands in his pockets is DEFINITELY the bassist!" Or, you know, the guy standing right next to him holding a bass... XD

[@alexdagayboi9571]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@lydnorth]

0:19 Austin's earlobes are trying to escape

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

NoiselessGranola they are jealous of all the booch attention

[@kickme5592]

lmao

[@WisconsinParkour]

Did you see WHAT HE DID TO THEM?! By the way, thanks for the Allantide mention/use! Cringey didn't begin to describe that.

[@Exzorius1]

LMFAO

[@mikebarnes7441]

You're an idiot

[@averym1539]

Not sponsored by war robots. Reported

[@averym1539]

i agree with this

[@chrisdix7037]

#Unsubbed

[@ya_boy_noobfucker4209]

Avery M did you just respond to yourself?

[@emp1263]

"Whats edgier than a metal band standing in front of a church?" first thought: (black) metal band in front of a burning church.

[@GlenTropile]

What about a Christian metal band standing in front of an abortion clinic?

[@metalismychim6536]

Dustin Bannister burning abortion clinic

[@GlenTropile]

National Socialist Black Metal band eating lunch at a kosher deli, maybe Infant Annihilator in front of a daycare.

[@JackClockerinos]

Infant Annihilator posing their band promo image with a Kindergarten class.

[@deathbattgaming9648]

That's not edgy that's fuckin cool

[@petarstojanovickucamaca123]

-Grandpa why do you have holes in you ears? - ...

[@rayansaid567]

I would like but the number is perfect

[@Sylvanari]

"that's the bass player" not the guy holding the bass though

[@bradleyfortier9682]

Jared dines, "12 hours, that's a whole day, 12 hours". -2018

[@atlashorne5655]

What do Dre and Nighttime have in common? I'll wait.

[@dwightschrute4322]

Jared you forgot to mention that those wireless earbuds are easy to pair lol

[@enriquenunez1256]

Dwight Schrute did he mention how many hours of battery life they have?

[@ElectroNinjaHD]

Did he even explain if you get a pair you get War Robots as a bonus?

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

did they mention earbuds?

[@dwightschrute4322]

Skeleton Rowdie the sponsor of the video was gogroove wireless earbuds and Jared and Austin were talking about how cool they are and he kept mentioning how easy they are to pair with your many devices so i suggest you buy a pair right now lol👍

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

Haha sorry Dwight, i saw the sponsor! I just took the question train a bit further.. too far it seems ;)

[@stipulateseven521]

17:03 I'm so happy you finally got to mine lol In defense of the guy on the right he used to have a giant mohawk but he had it down that day

[@Forest_V19]

Wow. Didn't realize how bad that looked until you mentioned it. Holy crap. Hope the Mohawk looked good to compensate.

[@nomadify9]

That makes less sense, “let’s do a band promo!” *doesn’t do hair that could be a sick Mohawk*

[@alecrobbins3989]

I love how Dickey’s earlobes shook when he sang heart will go on

[@seeteasea5497]

“Fourth in from the left” also known as second from the right 😂

[@trevorforrest352]

That “Oh no..honey..” at 7:41 I just pictured Jared being in Mean Girls for some reason lol

[@caffeinatedinsanity2324]

What's up with the "oh no's"? I thought it was a fun and funny photo.

[@thatperson2478]

He could😂

[@SpokenFlesh]

I'll wait for Austin's guitar shred video with War Robots sponsor in it

[@cosmosdtd3625]

I feel like the cringiness can be overlooked by the fact that you actually took initiative and did something

[@derekfletcher8934]

P.s. if you guys read this, I mean no offense or discouragement in any way at all. You're so cool, you get views from people (me) who aren't even hip 😂

[@jonartscc968]

Except for the guys who took a selfie in their band room

[@Tonjit41]

I envy their naiveté.

[@dorienrose9982]

Owns like 200 guitars and has a cracked phone screen. Priorities: you're doing them right.

[@vomito630]

Sometimes i write Dickey on a banana and eat it

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

blood i support this choice

[@vomito630]

lmao thx

[@phantomechelon3628]

How do you stop the pen going through the banana though? Or do you write on the skin and eat that as well?

[@stpbasss3773]

@@phantomechelon3628 huh??????

[@mrpapagiorgio5404]

@@stpbasss3773 think about it. Not that hard to understand

[@coltondoescars]

*"They're sitting on like, a Pontiac"* That's a Corvette... 😂

[@jorgemasviballs]

Its a thunder cougar falcon bird

[@VenusStateofMind]

All of Austin's vibrato comes directly from his earlobes

[@HorrorNightsFan13]

Fluff has always rocked a dad look.

[@TheJokesterSCR]

LMFAO!!! Busted ass phone during your sponsor ad, hahaha! Nice. I legit love it.

[@garethgrubb6729]

I like the way Dickys earlobes wobbled during the close up

[@DarkestofTimes]

Called an LTD bass a B C Rich, triggered

[@cityofglass69]

DarkestofTimes happy to see that someone else saw that too

[@williamsixx8235]

As soon as that part came up I went to the comment section to see if anyone said anything about it and thank you!!! I had a wee bit of rage in me for a moment lol

[@brettboden3571]

DarkestofTimes exactly what i thought

[@aryalelfe1476]

I have the exact same and I'm triggered

[@benchazy1016]

WILLIAM SIXX same😂😂😂

[@orphanuprising]

"The TWS automatically re-connect after an initial and simple pairing setup process".. Oh cool. Kind of like every bluetooth device ever?

[@Adhok77]

15:30 "Thats the bass player!" The other guy literally holds a bass

[@shuruff904]

Thunderbird lol

[@scottsmith8162]

LOL!

[@corinacretu102]

Hands down best intro/cover I've ever witnessed . My ears are bleeding and I'm happy

[@ITzCrimePvP]

But are they easy to pair??

[@kailove8767]

Mika right? Lol but read the reviews first. Not a lot of people recommend those

[@brianbarr4689]

They are. And they last 12 hours. That a whole day!

[@mrflipperinvader7922]

9:40 balck dude looks like wearing a zebra shirt 16:30 love the squidward pic though, perfect reaction

[@TheAir97]

Shout out to my boy Dan Jacobs. I know him in person and hes actually a really fucking cool guy. His current band, Garroted, is a fucking insane death metal band who just released a new demo. Will support that band for as long as they're around

[@SumnerMultimedia]

Jared: We Just wanna give a quick promo to our sponsor... Jared, a whole two minutes later: Lets jump into some cringy band photos

[@ViteloElyos]

Man, all those band pics make me wish that I was that kind of kid back then lol Playing an instrument, having a band. Really seems like a missed opportunity.

[@cityofglass69]

Makes me feel less bad about my old band pictures from 2011

[@sandyamaulana2317]

That symponic black metal band has to be from Indonesia.

[@morganstuart8798]

Jared: 12 hrs, that's a whole day... Me: hALF

[@mooreoutdoor9841]

I've got some epic band photos from back in the day that need to be added the next time you do one of these!!!

[@MaxS8476]

My first band was 1982 we took one promo photo and I saw it and then immediately lit it in fire.

[@AndruJorj]

2:41 to skip the commercial.

[@aguidamenezes4861]

Skip, skip, skip. ...📤📥📤📥📤📥📤📥

[@gruu]

THANK YOU

[@stoneddoomer6664]

not all heroes wear capes

[@ugubu5359]

ty

[@BelleBristow]

saviour

[@memebigboy1946]

3:26 "The BC Rich bass guitar" ExCUUUSE ME MITSER FISTER DINES BUT THAT IS AN ESP LTD F-200

[@cal2702]

Jared: They last for 12 hours, that's a whole day. Earth: Bruh, you forgot about the other 12

[@thecreatedvoid117]

Almost 140k?! Happy to see the subscribers going up on this channel - you guys deserve it!

[@migueldy3653]

"Holds enough battery power for 12 hours! That's a hold day." ~ Jared Dines

[@Steier420]

Jared looks like me when I went through my emo phase and wore hats.

[@Evilwhiteclownpunk]

Jared thinks at 7:50, "I like that they, like, all have the exact same hair... AS ME!!!"... but the words that come out his mouth are, "I like that they, like, all have the same exact hair, except for the dude on the left, with the curly hair"...

[@aspookyknucklehead1309]

Sometimes I eat potato

[@aspookyknucklehead1309]

Cyrus Logan cool

[@ironanvil3873]

Cyrus Logan I was about so say that

[@Xoct232]

Cool

[@skeletonrowdie1768]

God all these potato lovers... potato potáto potato

[@MartiniAndrini]

Dickey7861 No! How could you betray us?! And I don't mean the fact that you sometimes eat potato, it's the fact that you aren't even Austin!

[@zombiehalo9588]

I was going to get that MCR shirt that Jared is wearing

[@Bladesmc1]

...

[@BelleBristow]

i came to the comments to look for this

[@brendanduffy4379]

Zombie Halo I have it!

[@chito651]

Pls dont, u will regret it

[@samjames8259]

0:17 when you find someone just as weird as you

[@MrInitialMan]

I have so much fun at conventions with that song you guys opened with. I play recorders at those conventions.

[@tannerrichardson9596]

You can't tell me the guy (3rd from the left) at 9:23 doesn't look like the guy from ARTV (KZbin channel) when he was younger. That and the guy next to him looks like Cone Maccasalin from Sum41 (The bassist)

[@jxstjoeii]

9:55 omg, Sancity in Silence 😂 they played my cousins like, 16th birthday party in Tacoma hahaha.

[@jordanbogdan2329]

now that we know what NOT to do I think jared should give us advice on how TO take good band promos

[@Ober1kenobi]

12:47 back in the day I’d show up early to a lot of gigs at one of the local venues, eventually started helping bands unload and load their gear, then the sound guy got me doing stuff and eventually I just got permanent guest list status, was kinda neat coz I was broke AF Had to ‘work’ to see the bands but that was fine Then eventually went on tour with some of these bands as a roadie and backup sound guy Learnt heaps from the sound tech, good bloke

[@MichaelJohnson-bo1tv]

YOU TWO ARE BADASS...ALWAYS LAUGHING WATCHING!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samtheguy286]

Cringy band photos are great

[@yooman9941]

5:47 Suomi Perkele🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 Torilla Tavataan!!!🇫🇮🤘🎸

[@noyesplease9522]

Tuure Somalian... lol

[@sevscislowicz780]

Can't wait to get my bomb ass headphones in the mail!

[@300productions7]

I love how he says that’s the bass player when the guy in front of him is holding a thunderbird bass😂😂

[@drewbeta01]

I'd have to dig them up, but we had a multi-location, multi-costume, full day photo shoot with a photographer when we first formed the band. It was pretty epic, and they were some of my favorite pictures, but we never did another one after that because it was such an ordeal (and the band was together for like 10 years).

[@grapefruitsimmons]

"remember Waking The Cadaver" uhh yess! They played the tiniest, shittiest bar in my small town in Canada and it was amazing. People were literally tearing the ceiling down. WTC were like "who wants to hear a new song" and legit people responded with "nooo, play Bludgeoned again!" lol

[@coreyw5981]

That was me in the back of Jestin's photo! Im glad that one made it in.

[@MatthewsTrueShow]

When all you can think about is, "why, just why?"

[@aguidamenezes4861]

I don't know

[@alexhauptmann298]

You guys planning on doing another one of these? Because EVERY photo my high school band took was fucking PAINFUL. We were called "Between Elements" and we were, to my knowledge, the only Weed Folk band with a microkorg. (I played the microkorg.)

[@tylerschmutz218]

austin has always reminded me of the caterpillar from a bugs life

[@tomtik101]

Crazy thing is, Austin looked the absolute best out of his bandmates in the thumbnail photo. Goodness gracious, that was horrible.

[@DieCryMan]

6:09 on the other hand, there's nothing that makes us even think we're a band

[@autumnautiee6510]

Gotta love the ear jiggle🤣🙌 love you guys

[@thenecropolis_ov_former_lo3396]

I keep reading these as cringy band pornos lol

[@PainxPiss]

Honestly shocked that you didn’t go in harder on us, feels great to be noticed for something aside from a shitty acoustic EP tho (that’s on KZbin if any lurkers wanted a laugh) and I assure you, it’s way cringier than four 14 year old scene kids covered in blood

[@mellehoglind7553]

1:34 Hehe, Nicole tryna get that sneaky shout out. I see you guurl xD

[@nicknovellin2871]

Did anyone else imagine a nice teehee during their my heart will go on opening? 🤣🤣

[@Fungusgunk]

my friends and I took a random ass picture of us doing shit in front of a grocery store security camera monitor as a promo picture for a hardcore punk band we made as a joke.

[@ctk97rlz]

I had that same A Skylit Drive tshirt in middle school lmao.

[@Otterpoptheotter]

The zooms in on Austin’s face made this video everything

[@nickXVX]

That wallpaper on ya laptop tho 👀👀

[@everytimeidad]

Zesty was far right, Keller was the one on the ground. Ironically the vocalist of the first band I was in grew up with those guys and we were playing music at the same time We Move Mountains was a band👍🏼

[@ryansmith1349]

In the first pic it's not a B.C. Rich bass. It's an ESP F type bass. I know cuz I have an ESP E-II Doris Yeh Signiture Andromeda Bass, which is an F type bass

[@zakktastrophe5955]

the best part about the sponsor is how jared didn't even try to hide the fact that he was directly reading a script lol

[@niksmith9781]

to be fair, the dude with the bowl cut at 9:21 is wearing the Germs GI album tshirt. Historic Punk album, that.

[@Floruebergehend]

18:15 They even stole the Background xD It's the album cover of Mantra by In Vain. LOL That looked so familiar.

[@sam.graff_7158]

Jared: “12 hours! That’s a whole day.” Tony Stark: “Your math is blowing my mind.”

[@balockaybumblebee]

14:42 Kid looks more like he watched to many Harry Potter movies and fell in love with Snape.

[@phil381100]

Love the shirt Jared!!!

[@ricochetrebellion6028]

You guys are like the real life Wayne world show 🤣🤘

[@kennymort676]

“12 hours, that’s a whole day”-Jared Dines

[@Ooshton]

00:29 the way Jared says “show” sounds so Australian

[@masis5942]

I love that Austin said that Finnish youth look like Russians

[@duffelbagbaby7696]

“Oh no honey,oh no” Are you MAC? You two should meet.

[@lesbomatic2848]

5:29 my first thought was "looks like a rip-off of an early 2000s fall out boy photoshoot bc Pete was always just climbing things" "watch him be the bass player wanting to stand out"

[@CMFT_69]

14:07 is Garrett one of the guys in guitar store dad joke video?

[@seanrydell112]

When Daniel Burris is in a video and nobody mentions gamma sector r.i.p

[@НикитаЛубин]

well, it's probably not like they didn't knew a band, i'm fairly sertain they've heard their album, it's more like Daniel by himself is not recognized as a standalone vocalist yet like Ben Duerr or Dickie Allen or any other big name

[@Brandons_Heavy_Riffs]

That moment when you're gonna "get right into it " but WAIT!!! ....A word from our sponsors

[@COMAHANDS2024]

Still can’t believe my former guitarist Kevin was Featured on this video 😂

[@Shdwkd666]

Dylan, ThAt skylit Drive shirt is dope!

[@tamiswanson8761]

Making fun of the kid with the bull cut but hes rockung a badass Germs shirt... hes probably low key cooler then everyone here lol

[@davisenas9949]

forgot to submit my old bands lol

[@RivLoveshine]

To their comments on the photos where the people aren’t centered: It’s called rule of thirds. It’s an element of photography.

[@connormckee4431]

sneakyMCR Howlter but they’re not even in rule of thirds and they hit the edge of the frame

[@CarolynDestruction]

What is your profile pic?

[@RivLoveshine]

@@CarolynDestruction a collage of pictures of Gerard Way, singer of the band My Chemical Romance. I wish I knew who did the photo.

[@paulgranqvist1833]

09:16 from left to right: a younger version of James Hetfield, Lil Nas X if he was born a decade earlier, Joba from Brockhampton and a younger Flee. That's why you don't mess with a space-time continuum, folks (looks like a dope idea for a Dr.Who episode, tho)

[@thewolfden4680]

I had the F250 a long time ago for about four hours before I brought it back and decided I'm not going to Veer from Les Paul's ever again

[@Mr.Goldbar]

I wanna feel triggered from that symponic black metal band, but unfortunately I'm too mature and proud to feel triggered

[@alexdagayboi9571]

Same

[@brandonpulliamtgp]

"Tape her to a train tracks"