Phone S*x Dating Simulator

[@DirectDoggo]

Hey, Dogman here, developer of Dialtown! Just wanted to quickly thank you again for streaming the route. I had a lot of fun watching the stream when it was live! The whole route was a real labour of love from everyone involved and I'm really stoked to see how excited the comments have been to see more DT on the channel! Thanks again for playing, Kwite!!! :)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@SomethingStupidLike]

AAA ITS THE DUDE HIMSELF- :DD

[@BananaDuck-vc8uy]

ASSCHEEKS

[@fandomidotscrew101]

DOGMAN AHHHHH❤❤❤❤❤

[@ranchsoda7759]

dogman!!!!!!

[@SlimeMakesArt]

Oh dear god he made a fucking part 2

[@W1LD_and_his_voices]

My first thought seeing that notification

[@elainad6728]

Another one

[@imposteramogus2167]

Mr president a second dial town video has hit the kwite

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@MerakiAdHd]

I saw him post and i yelled this same comment before laughing my ass off

[@Nova_is_silly_goofy]

I don’t have the mental capacity to be mad at Roger he’s so silly

[@themostcertified4377]

SAME

[@emptygrudge]

ROGER!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES I LOVE DIALTOWN

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@meowzalp]

roger is so silly

[@elizemartinez8067]

i literally can’t get enough of this game,

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@ToddtheSkeleton]

0:25 it’s going in the jar

[@actuallycartson]

It's bigger than the first plush, so we're gonna have to put it in a jug 💀

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@matthewboire6843]

Yes

[@SockButDifferent]

😨

[@Pyro_Papillo]

He literally made it bigger just so we can’t do that

[@blixerthememer5465]

I JUST ESCAPED MY HYPERFIXATION OF THIS GAME NO

[@Rw_mushroom]

Mephone 🤝 random phone guy named Roger. YOU MUST HAVE MORE HYPERFIXATIONS MOORREE

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@blixerthememer5465]

@@Rw_mushroom FELLOW II FAN?!

[@RikkiLove0317]

There is no escaping Dialtown

[@TheOldEverglades]

TACO!??

[@icetide9411]

New Folder (2) is the best, I love New Folder (2). I should give all my earthly possessions to New Folder (2). All hail New Folder (2). ALL HAIL New Folder (2)!

[@ShuuichiMinamino25]

ALL HAIL NEW FOLDER (2)!!!

[@mars4480]

OH MY FUCKING GOD IM HYPERVENTILATING KWITE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR THIS

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@ijriccan]

Wish I could make somebody feel that way... Wait a second... _A DATING SIM!_

[@mars4480]

@@p-__ what the freak..

[@Shplep]

DIALTOWN BABYYYYYY edit: d- baby girl dave… 19:05

[@oatbran]

thought you said daddy

[@Shplep]

@@oatbran I should’ve said that dang it

[@fufu_kunnn]

​@@Shplep"d-daddy girl Dave..."

[@bagofskellies]

I actually screamed when I heard his voice 😭

[@Shplep]

@ I JUMPSD UP LMAO

[@Cdidathing]

0:25 portal music for the entire add and a little more I presume. Glad to see the portal fandom isn’t fully dead.

[@PhoenixoftheForest-o6i]

19:05 WHY HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT

[@Expriexp]

okay but the voice acting made me LOVE rodger edit: how tf did rodger make me CRY

[@Plaguedocwhoneedsabreak]

You are now legally required to play Dayshift at Freddy’s now.

[@ratticus7314]

3:25 👏👏👏 chop chop fanartists. Time to sans-ify the funny kwite man

[@Williamafoton]

Day shift at Freddy’s flashbacks I’m actually crying. I missed that game so fucking much.

[@T3mporalAbyss]

HOLY GUACAMOLE. RETURN OF GAY PHONES

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@TAZEDADA]

INSTANT THUMBNAIL CLICK

[@Question-Past]

3:42 the phone in Dsaf

[@yourlocalisation]

Dsaf not fnaf

[@Question-Past]

@@yourlocalisation Wait let me edit my comment right quick

[@yourlocalisation]

@@Question-Past now thats better🔥

[@nharo2442]

It’s made by the same guy

[@burn.the.evidence]

Dialtown is back oh god

[@yourlocalisation]

3:44 PETER ?!!!?!IS THAT U!?!?!

[@kaiserbeam5114]

Well Yeah.

[@m.r.b.e.a.r]

why am i attracted to roger 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@dr_doge2655]

Who makes the thumbnails? They’ve been killing it lately

[@Cyber-Abyss]

I LOVE ROGER SO MUCH ALREADY😭😭

[@Gurlfrumcyberspace]

OH MY GOD ROGER

[@Gurlfrumcyberspace]

Oh my god i love.hpones sonmuch

[@Gurlfrumcyberspace]

Holy shjnt

[@Gurlfrumcyberspace]

Imhyperventilalting

[@Gurlfrumcyberspace]

I can't breyah e

[@Gurlfrumcyberspace]

Ddialrownm. Part. Tee

[@diggyhole5787]

DIAL TOWN!!!

[@senatorpalpabean2638]

I'm cupping Roger in my hands, what an absolute goober of a phone man

[@JimJamKittyKam]

Oh no he found dialtown again

[@Tophatguy665]

19:04 DAVE?!

[@Eelectrik]

DAVE OUR BELOVED Also I just wanted to mention the fact he’s a virus more than anything in the phone world is hilarious

[@Jamie008-gh7yp]

Its a good day to be alive

[@0_caged_bird_0]

HELL YESS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG AAA

[@courtneybergman5263]

Kwite, you dont understand: your first play through is one of my fave comfort videos Ty for going back!! QwQ

[@kirrb-dot-exe]

Roger’s technological ineptitude is stressing me out sm 😭😭😭

[@MCat-555]

OH MY GOD ITS BACK

[@Skeepy_deepy.lol1]

Roger's dlc is actually so fun tbh 😭

[@qu33r_take0ver]

19:05 DAVE DSAF MENTION!!

[@strawbxrryshortcakeicecrea3236]

I can't believe there was fanart of one the characters even tho they're stock images of people with heads on your thumbnail! (Still a cool vid tho.) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@SR_73]

Roger is one of my favourite character in the Kwite cinematic universe

[@Johnnie-gg3ge]

Already finished the video, pretty good

[@limeaidart]

plsssskeep playing dialtown... the people beg...

[@VikaPollo-rt8ls]

DIALTOWN AND MINI PLUSH KWITE?! YESSSS🎉

[@Silly_lil_creature]

YIPPEEEE DIAL TOWN GEHEHRHRHRHEE

[@lemohecc]

yeah

[@Annoy.]

UCK YEAH DIALTOWN

[@00_UMAXCI_00]

as an Australian Kwite's pronunciation of emu is killing me

[@GlowingOlm]

I FINALLY GET TO A VIDEO EARLLYYY, I BET THIS IS GONNA BE AMAZING

[@RubyLoxolyte]

YEAHHH ROGER DAILTOWN WE LOVE TO SEE IT

[@catincake3467]

Not again Kwite. Please Kwite.

[@Angieurmom]

Kwites plush is just a South Park character, give it

[@_ratt]

GOING FERAL I LOVED THE FIRST DIALTOWN PLAYTHROUGH RARARRRAAAAAAAA

[@slylyme]

Do you ever click on a kwite video and think “damn kwite would make fun of me for watching this”

[@user-Silver-9258]

Good vid

[@MaIedicturn]

oh goodness please don’t start laying eggs again, green hoodie man

[@childrenthedog]

The fact I knew exactly what game it was because of the title of this video says a lot about me

[@USSRS_FAVORITECHILD]

Lol Roger live laugh love Roger

[@Ni-Cool139]

they should've made roger a walkie talkie

[@supremeking2020]

IVE MISSED THIS GAME, AND I MISSED RANDY EVEN MORE

[@angelicam.8016]

Your first Dialtown stream introduced me to you! AHEHAHAHAHHA

[@IHAVEAGUNONME]

I CANT ESCAPE IT

[@strawberrysodaa19]

I CANT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW

[@Mr.TelePhone]

i was summon here hello hello

[@E1sie3r_v4l]

27 seconds I’m chronically online

[@abyssal_mist]

WAIT HOLD ON THERE'S A DLC????

[@MonoTheSergal]

I love roger so much

[@butterrmugg]

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS KWITE I LOVE DIALTOWN OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY SAVIOR🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@Paanpu]

I sleept in with yt autoplay AND THIS IS THE SHIT I WAKE UP TO

[@SecretGachaAccount]

This game brings me back to the days where i'd pirate kwite videos on motherfucking spotify of all places

[@JustABitOfBread]

Getting freaky with rotary phones is a new low 😭

[@Hi-zg4nw]

i can’t believe youtube hid this from me for 12 minutes

[@sillygoober.0]

PART TWO BABYYY LETS GO

[@catsfishies]

I remember seeing the stream notification right before boarding my flight, I was there in spirit

[@ilycea]

YEEESSS DIALTOWNNN

[@Apollooxx]

I was kinda hoping for Roger and Peter to get together

[@Novaissue]

ALL HAIL NEW FOLDER (2)

[@nothumanmaybe]

christmas has come 2 months early

[@sinfulpuritan3430]

Roger is so stupid I love him.

[@riv3rw4ter]

kwite... no... do not the dialphone please

[@cannologoat]

Get the man some stimulants. Adderall or something.

[@EVERYBODY-DO-THE-FL0P]

foot emoji

[@Honnii]

fucking sobbing and cry and sobbing and crying I MISSED WATCHING IT LIVE!!

[@williamafton8077]

NOT A PART TWOOOOOOOOO I CANT DO THIS ON A THURSDAY

[@lim.6535]

0:25 I thought my phone alarm was going off already.

[@Griff.NM86]

Hi, Kwite

[@idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkbruh]

Erm what the sigma

[@Lucifer-mornigstar124]

No bad person no brain rot

[@Ooglybogly00]

KWITE YOU SHOULD RE-PLAY DSAF ITS SO GOOD PLEASE 😭

[@Cakeiezz]

YES YES YES YES

[@Beeean]

You know what, actually im gonna buy this game and watch this after i do so.

[@ilovedoomedyaoi]

oh. okay. guess this is what in watching now.

[@rockcandyeyeball]

ill be getting the little kwittle next week...rehehehe

[@MoffTought]

Hello? Hello, hello. ☎️

[@StevenStevenson-t9h]

NOOOOO I MISSED THIS BY 12 HOURS

[@conkorro]

Are we allowed to uhh.. modify… the plush?

[@i-live-laugh-love-tally-hall]

YAY!!!!

[@Abraham_the_pierra]

ok, so I was in a game lobby, and I shit you not, there was a person who's pfp was the dog from the begining.

[@chroniccannibal]

Dialtown prt two lets GO

[@sonyp1483]

THIS IS AMAZING LMAO

[@wisedog2267]

ROGERRR!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME

[@SpidersofGod]

so the hot phone guy art wasnt a lie

[@stephaniebaker1975]

I love Roger

[@Rangattt]

I LOVE DIALORTOWN