Phrases That Sound Alike

[@troopsome6254]

"French Vsauce isn't real, he can't hurt you"

[@RougeSanta]

AH HONHOMHON

[@Commie_Crucifier]

Hon hon hon hon

[@LreemssKukn]

Would you like to play gacha life with me

[@I_Cant_Think_Of_A_Name]

Wait for Romanian Vsauce 😬

[@ToiletRock]

ohawhonhao

[@Mr.Moonshin3]

"Wreck a nice beach" Vsauce in june 6th 1944

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

Oh nooooooo 😂

[@ascendedvegeta]

Took me a second lol I was thinking more like spring break 1984 😂

[@LLothian]

D-Day reference?

[@Heavy-weapons-guy420]

Heh he... N-not didn't laugh

[@Tswift_13_fan]

​@@LLothian yeah

[@Kekoapono]

That French laugh was practically a jump scare.

[@user-nt4yu4er6m]

He is becoming spy from tf2, we must stop him before he becomes too powerful

[@san_d9995]

INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

[@user-nt4yu4er6m]

@@san_d9995 RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

[@keannoxyrenceesquivel2349]

​@@user-nt4yu4er6mthat's exactly what I heard lol

[@TNTYOD]

I understood everything and nothing was new Till it all went French and that English poem I read the first line I was like wtf and it all went ohhhh heellll naaaahh my god!

[@YanisBenhayoun]

"HON HON HON" that laugh killed me 😂😂😂 As a french this is how we laugh

[@favoritemustard3542]

Oui oui 🥐🍷🐸🗼🥖

[@StarSailor1343]

Bonus points if you're a chef or a waiter/waitress

[@StyrofoamDevourer]

Vsauce sounded like tf2 spy

[@Rimmer-i3j]

BLOODY SPY

[@Meph00s]

non pk t'invente aucun fr ne rigole comme ça

[@Dracoswizard]

That feels like a french person heard humpty dumpty and their internal translator auto corrected to validate the gibberish they just heard

[@photic9855]

Honestly I listened like 5 times but about halfway through I just can NOT hear the English anymore and I don't know French anymore either 😂😂 maybe if it was more of an English accent for the singing I would get it but I just couldn't

[@sathishs7238]

Umpaty dumpatty agrees with this

[@deltascorpion6027]

Well that's me... what the hell is the song?

[@Dracoswizard]

@deltascorpion6027 it's a nursery rhyme about a egg that liked to sit on the edge of a wall. He was warned not to and didn't listen. He fell and cracked. And no one could put him back together.

[@Gatapotata]

​@@deltascorpion6027 Humpty Dumpty

[@n0t3v3ns1a]

that French laugh at the end was uncalled for 💀

[@Knight-73]

Bro is TF2 spy

[@Cool-chiken]

@@Knight-73thats what i was about to say🥲

[@139_Scarbon]

@@Cool-chikenSAME BRUH

[@hlomphokhauoe9565]

😭

[@Captainbob4444]

BRUUUUHHHH

[@wesgaming8807]

Vsauce thought that egg joke would crack us up

[@flamequakezx1653]

🗿

[@MichaelThickson]

That was an egg joke? No wonder it left me scrambled

[@copper_coin]

@@MichaelThickson That was a funny yolk

[@juancamilonorena803]

-2

[@ecby5269]

SOME MOTHERS

[@RCBackstaber]

I finally Got it Humpty Dumpty is the Nursery Rhyme

[@Ditto366]

YES I WAS WONDERING FOR SO LONG 😂

[@twighailey1967]

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped. (Nvm I guess he did drop)

[@scareddog6163]

Heheheh

[@Veran1337]

Thats brilliant!

[@662mann8]

Relapse album is like 90% these lol

[@joshuasolomons6736]

He actually used the Euthanasia - Youth in Asia one

[@blxckdreadful7419]

​@@joshuasolomons6736like kids in Taiwan

[@jackismname]

As a french person, it was extremely hard to hear the english words in the poem without my french understanding overriding it.

[@TylerDollarhide]

Bot. French people aren't real.

[@debilusm8297]

J ais compris umpty dumpty mais pas le reste

[@Th3NukeShark]

Same bro...

[@Th3NukeShark]

​@@debilusm8297de même icitte

[@hto_dog]

same man relatable!

[@ATLAenthusiast]

lactose intolerant ❌ lack toast in toddler ants ✅

[@JelloJio]

HONHONHON

[@silverbird1639]

lack toes in taller ants?

[@ATLAenthusiast]

@@silverbird1639 polar opposites

[@popilup]

​@@silverbird1639 Lack of toes and told her aunt?

[@titan401CT]

"You're an 8 on a scale of 10." "Urinate on a skeleton."

[@derpeth2101]

No

[@wojtix7034]

What a homophobic phrase.😃 How homophobic!🥰

[@amOhad131]

Maybe if you say it "scale a' ten"

[@unknownboi3824]

​@@wojtix7034 what 💀

[@lazy_xx]

huh​@@wojtix7034

[@xensonar9652]

If you stare long enough into the Vsauce, the Vsauce stares into you.

[@sileudies]

vsauce is the abyss

[@bryangrubbs3404]

Once you look into the abyss it looks back - The gamer

[@Kirtiraj_Deshmukh]

*Vsauce music starts playing

[@brodee0]

vsauce was always staring

[@prestonbyrd8443]

Get lost in the Vsauce.

[@Unbegrenzt23]

Vsauce disappeared for 4 months just to make a youtube short with an egg joke without elaborating further, legend. Edit: I am aware he elaborated, or did he? You see, he made this egg joke in which many people skipped over in terms of relevance because he didn't elaborate on the joke. If you look really closely at the top of vsauces forehead, you see the shape of an egg! It can't be a coincidence considering his past with HowToBasic. The lore is coming together, the eggs are coming.

[@CrunchyCarrots12]

He just made a short yesterday

[@MaxerV19]

Nice username ​@@CrunchyCarrots12

[@jellyfishno.22]

Maybe he was laughing too much at "egg samples" to film the short properly.

[@alecxjones4419]

It’s like his thing. You’ll get use to it

[@Xatzimi]

He is how2basic

[@sambidhanbhattarai2083]

"yo guys i can speak french" :-"Humpty Dumpty........"

[@bharatdixit7281]

"Ghumphtee dhumphotee ..."

[@thewritingmechanic]

Set on a waal

[@xaigamer3129]

umpety dumpety

[@ZeedYsacSarraga]

Hæd a gchreat fall

[@thewritingmechanic]

Alo kins orses, Alo kins menn.

[@HelloIAmARandomPerson]

Kant put unpittie unpittie teggedoe eggan

[@EzGaming69420]

*"HON HON HON 😈"* caught me off guard 😭😭😭

[@David685]

SAME

[@MM10567]

@@David685 HON HON HON

[@Browniera_]

​@@David685HON HON HON

[@naplm-.3]

spy tf2

[@spidersinyourventilationsystem]

my therapist: french vsauce isnt real. he cant hurt you. french vsauce: HON HON HON OUI OUI BAGUETTE CROISSANT

[@Gonachigo]

"Real eyes realise real lies"

[@Nobel-1384]

underrated

[@user-tl8yr6cq9j]

Real ice

[@demeter-the-great]

That’s the quote someone would put on their MySpace profile in 2004

[@CoderMedia]

Seen that on the back of a hoodie before

[@BenjaminWahome-qk6ur]

Underated fr

[@bac0nlifeforever956]

for ppl who haven’t figured it out: it’s humpty dumpty

[@DVnc_]

"UmPathy DUmbpaTy saTuRn a wEll"

[@somercet1]

Thank you, I could not hear it.

[@senmetwo42]

Thank you, I could not hear it.

[@mikelezhnin8601]

this should be pinned ngl

[@jaydenkim-jg4sm]

81st like

[@juansnow5897]

humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty isnt french at all

[@NovaaTheGreat]

We were afraid Micheal was losing his sanity. But this is worse... He's becoming french.

[@nuruzzamankhan1610]

Becoming br*tish is worse then becoming fr*nch

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@ommsterlitz1805]

Hard news for ya aside for the language being majority French, the English population also have more than 50% French DNA.

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

@@ommsterlitz1805haplogroup analyzers trying to find who Did Not Ask:

[@save7597]

F is for French

[@ryanking1634]

For those who still didn’t know the nursery rhyme, it was humpty dumpty

[@BlueMonkey_YT]

Thanks I hear it now

[@JudgeDreddz]

You have to close your eyes

[@Obedthian-UK]

Ik

[@youbutilovethenumber69]

Humpaty dumpaty

[@IIISPKIII]

I speak french so I couldn't hear it before lol. Now i can see the similarity.

[@LillianGuiteras-f2i]

Bro your videos are so fascinating every time I watch one I either laugh or learn some random information I’ll never use again

[@Respectfully_Shut]

"We Are Sea men" "We Are Semen"

[@rBox.]

he's not wrong

[@MicaNonbinaryWriter]

I swear, if anyone else likes this comment I'm gonna die cuz its perfect right now

[@davethegr8waffle]

​@MicaNonbinaryWriter what was it at 100? Now it's not perfect in any way I can think of

[@cerealkilleryt]

@@davethegr8waffle It was probably 69

[@_Ledoot]

Bruh we in a McDonald’s hashbrown

[@alexwisniewski2309]

For anyone unsure, it’s Humpty Dumpty.

[@lifelonglearner56]

Hah! I couldn't make any sense of the French supposedly sounding like English ... until your heads-up that it was Humpty Dumpty. Now I cannot unhear the English words!

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

Wow

[@macin6931]

Ahh I never heard that so makes sense that I didnt recognize it 😂

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

Ta mate. I had nothing on the first reading

[@dannymarz3269]

I couldn't hear any English until I read your comment.

[@jacobrusso2211]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

[@floot2sussy]

Thank you so much

[@coyoteartist]

Yeah, still can't get it. But at least I know what I was suppose to be hearing.

[@franksanchezruiz8338]

Didn't get it until I read this a long. Thanks

[@free4everinmyworld]

I never got this one

[@DSzaks]

was that what it was supposed to be? I couldn't understand any of it.

[@YTPravdo]

I jumped when he started laughing in french😭😭

[@illford]

The classic Youth in Asia homophone, i remember someone spending ages writing an essay on Youth in Asia only for the topic to actually be Euthanasia

[@mst4705]

Both can be interesting topics depending on who reads it.

[@JosiahFickinger]

How would anyone get that mixed up?

[@identiticrisis]

@@JosiahFickinger because they sound the same

[@allenfamily1035]

i coundnt imagine working hard on a project just for the teacher to say: "that is not the topic for the project, you're disqualified"

[@Lemantra]

I am a homophome

[@mannatsharma9202]

"Eminem" "M&M"

[@Justakatto]

"no I meant the rapper" "WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE WRAPPER??"

[@YokoX23]

🤯

[@growinguniversally216]

aim n' aim

[@Col_Mustard]

Yeah, it was totally not on purpose that Marshall Mathers chose a name sounding just like his.

[@lesavdesabonnes]

Hemi -sphere- name (half name), or hemi nem 🍜 (half nem)

[@Clearness122]

The actual rhyme is "Humpty Dumpty" Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again.

[@n76543]

thanks cause im belgian i could only barely hear humpty Dumpty nothing else in English

[@yelimsnusm7551]

lol thx i didn't understand a word but i also didn't know the rhyme so

[@AnonymousPlayers100]

thanks I think this rhyme is much more culturally specific to the English-speaking word. I'm Latin American, and the first time I'd ever heard of Humpty Dumpty was on the Puss in Boots movie lmao

[@artiumromanov9798]

​@@n76543 wtf same, was just abt to hit Clearness w the same thank you

[@artiumromanov9798]

​@@yelimsnusm7551watch puss in poots it'll all make sense

[@JakHart]

I started working on a rap a few years ago that uses this, but I never knew what it was called. I was inspired by whats now an adage. It goes, "Real eyes Realize Real lies." My rap, and i just started working on it again recently, starts like this: "I prefer to lies the truth to fertilize the youth don't euthanize the youth in eyes who search the skies with truth in eyes mesmerized by corporate ties don't supersize those processed lies immortalized by electric eyes you're tryna fry a billion minds." The song will be called "Immortalized", and I'm glad I saw this, because it will help me finish the rap.

[@ihaveajobtodo]

Is that a gate? “No, a fence… you’re stupid.” “No offense… you’re stupid.”

[@Hayanomie]

Noah fence

[@gayflower900]

Noah Fence, yours two-ped

[@proserpinaa._.]

no athens, you're stoop'd

[@E..-_]

Noagh fents, u are s2piD

[@whydidhe360noscopeme7]

Same impact, same sound, different words 😭

[@2Good4U164]

That “Smothers” was personal 😭

[@p1nstark]

A mother smothers some others

[@Coltscozycorner]

Ye

[@bingobeego]

Wow so funny😐

[@2Good4U164]

@@bingobeego ikr

[@anomalousanimates]

"Sometimes, phrases like these are called oronyms."

[@ChaosInsurgencyC653]

Rare footage of Vsauce turning into TF2 spy

[@watermelonturtle_]

litterally what i thought 😭😭 any people with a french accent make me on edge bc they might backstab me

[@randomaccount349]

Yes, and we got Vsauce thirst trap before a TF2 update

[@wasp795]

honk honk honk honk

[@TheUnderscore_]

@@watermelonturtle_Think you got conditioned into racism there buddy 😂

[@Autisnn]

Yes

[@ewdaddy7030]

I am so glad the subtitles covered up his powerful gaze when he leaned in, i dont think i could have survived it

[@HyperX755]

The spy laugh at the end 💀💀💀

[@ethandahler5363]

Vsauce is about to foil the entire team's defense by backstabbing me (engineer) and sapping my whole nest.

[@TheMilkmanoEditz]

YOUR MOTHER! Or is it really your mother? (Insert moon men)

[@Ihatefurries4ever]

Nah it was pyro laugh

[@iEatGenshinPlayers21]

"Well, off to visit your mother".

[@bonkatomicpunchenjoyer]

vsauce has already breached our defenses *appeared in rec* look what he did to our colleagues *brain explode* and worst of all - it could be any one of us *second account* he could be in this very room, it could be me, it could be you, it could be even- *gunshot*

[@waylendkoliata]

Katara: please let us leave King bumi: lettuce leaf?

[@Resuvean]

Avatar Reference?

[@waylendkoliata]

@@Resuvean always

[@Kamu11307]

yes i remember this over and over again

[@AjGeorge-zs6xs]

The laugh 😂

[@HowieGordonMusic]

I say this every day. not joking

[@RC_Engineering]

"A child of a child" Is a chilling line.

[@greatmusic142]

welp, blame all the entity u can think like religions and politics but u cant deny the fact that its common in a world especially infested and ridden with wars and poverty

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

Ya, what ​@@greatmusic142 said

[@NeoArmstrongJetArmstrongCannon]

It's not, actually. It's all a matter of perspective. Your mother is your grandmother's child, so to your grandmother you are the child of her child.

[@greatmusic142]

@@NeoArmstrongJetArmstrongCannon ye well only the perspectives of the living matters, if ur talking grandfather and grandmother and anything beyond, they r most likely ded already

[@bymwithlucifer]

OR Is it a chidling line

[@king_o_dogs]

Aggressively French vsauce is something I didn't know I needed

[@Super_magi_c]

lol

[@earl_globz]

Hahahahahaha

[@PiousMoltar]

HONHONHONHON

[@cheese92512]

Alert! Red Spy is in the base!

[@Super_magi_c]

@@cheese92512 a red spy in the base?

[@Ambrosia2012]

Not the french laugh!!! 😭😭😭

[@OnyxArchambault]

multitasking when you need to put a french speaking kid and an English speaking kid to bed

[@Sigh14612]

Lol

[@mythickun2071]

That's not multitasking, that's kiling 2 birds with 1 stone

[@mythickun2071]

Or 2 sleeping baby with 1 song

[@quickquranrecitations3091]

@@mythickun2071 "Killing 2 kids with 1 stone" :skull:

[@stanley_barberson]

"LET US LEAVE!!". "lettuce leaf?".

[@_Cragon_]

"Let us leave, please catch up! "Lettuce leaf, please ketchup"

[@Lowkeywannapullfirealarms]

Was that an avatar reference bc an episode has those same lines🤔🤔

[@PanBookworm]

…Avatar reference?

[@bigdumb5483]

King Bumi?

[@lolonoazoro420]

@@PanBookworm the last airbender, not the alien smurfs

[@user-sv2oj5um1q]

“Examples. Or egg samples… pshhphtftft” -Vsauce 2024

[@cyr0_gd]

Exercise? You meant Extra fries?

[@dolfyrantsparodies608]

Howtobasic?

[@alekthestemkid7184]

​@@dolfyrantsparodies608Did you mean: how too base sick

[@Terminaspider87]

I can’t stop hearing”Hump petit Dump petit set the tamales”😭😭😭

[@Nellygetlegal-gm2xm]

Bro became spy tf2 at the end

[@Wattson-]

Red spy is in a base!

[@progaming_570]

​@@Wattson-A red spys ın the base?

[@fishyidiot]

@@progaming_570 HUT HUT HUT

[@progaming_570]

@@fishyidiot Protect the breifcase!!!

[@progaming_570]

@@fishyidiotProtect the breifcase!

[@StarDustMoonRocket]

I discovered one as a child on the farm. There is a steel pin that is used to connect tractors to wagons. Forever, I thought it was called a drop-in. It is, in fact, a draw pin.

[@tinbanger66]

The farmer is outstanding in his field. The farmer is out standing in his field.

[@MindlessTube]

When I was five I used to say back back instead of back pack.

[@StarDustMoonRocket]

@MindlessTube my wife is in her 40s and says pack pack.

[@Sip_Dhit]

It's a drop-in draw pin

[@natem1579]

​​@@MindlessTubebro you just unlocked a core memory for me from when I was a kid and discovered it was a backpack and not (this took me a minute to remember and now I can't stop staying it aloud) a "backbag."

[@conradminer3186]

“No Offense” “Noah Fence”

[@ronynnn]

noahfinnce

[@ack7956]

That's a drag name

[@r.mcdonnell8614]

Ohio State had a player named Noah Spence a while back and for a few years my siblings and I said "Noah Spence" instead of "No Offense"

[@ComeForMeDaddy]

Know a fence

[@Future_Farmer_1013]

@@ronynnn that's what I was thinking!!! 😂 ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@GDXenair]

That laugh killed me bro 😭

[@jaizo_827]

meanwhile the beat: "yuh." "yuh" "yuh"

[@tadasblinda-ss3wo]

😂😂😂

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

yeah wtf is up with that 😂

[@anomalousanimates]

yuh yuh y-yuh

[@Mr12Relic]

"She's not home right now, she's giving the neighbor her peas."

[@AmishMan777]

🤣 that neighbor need to get checked

[@Nullified573]

😳

[@Minimaglite12]

why did i read that aloud

[@TheMc1808]

In french, we have 2 homophonic sentences : "en terre inconnue" and "en terrain connu" the fun fact is that they mean the exact inverse so that makes it really confusing for everyone when you use one of them

[@triplezgames3882]

We have something strange in german. If you're driving on the road and there's an obstacle you can either "umfahren" or "umfahren". Both are written the same way but pronounced slightly differently. One means going around it, the other one mean running it over 😂

[@armandoaguilar6896]

You can differentiate the phrases by their accentuation, because in French almost all words end with the strongest syllabus, making it easier to understand

[@Calliopius]

Do y'all use personne for both of its meanings? I'm thinking it must get really confusing right? I thought I should ask, given that you speak french, and this has been puzzling me for some time now.

[@droidnick]

In American English, we use "forget about it."

[@gabsol7397]

@@Calliopius Yes we use both meanings, but there isn't any case where both can make sense at the same time so it doesn't cause any misunderstanding

[@langcao3544]

"Gotta catch 'em all" "Gotta catch a mall"

[@fyukfy2366]

"ahuehuehue" -Michael Stevens, the father of online education

[@LreemssKukn]

Would you like to come over and play gacha life with me

[@Energonjaz]

Humpty dumpty

[@CrunchyCarrots12]

Sounds like the video "Ayahuasca" 😂

[@griddycheese]

tf2 spy laugh

[@vmpdtv174]

INTRUDER ALERT: A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

[@mathlover69]

Humpty Dumpty after visiting France💀

[@Gooby_cs]

That French laugh was devious💀 Edit: holy sh!t thats alota likes

[@DrHurricaneA115]

As hell 🤣

[@AlytheAlleyWay]

Fr I'm laughing so hard from it

[@sapphicsapphire82]

Hon hon hon

[@bananaman2096]

dont forget about how he looked during the poem

[@IStoleYourToast_6]

He turned into spy💀

[@vivosarma6977]

“Soup or salad” “Super salad”

[@JoeNathan255]

The full book of poems (Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames) is one of the funniest reads ever for native English French speakers.

[@Simboiss]

Mots d'heures, phoque heures

[@object-official]

​@@Simboissdon't do that to me

[@klarth.lester]

You win the internet for that ​@@Simboiss

[@drawingdoritu]

@@SimboissIM KMS

[@lesavdesabonnes]

​@@Simboiss 🔫Mauser faux coeur

[@heathermcfarland6317]

Did you know that Humpty Dumpty was not an egg? The original Humpty Dumpty was a large cannon which is believed to have been used in the English Civil War (1642-1649), specifically, in the 1648 Siege of Colchester. So now you see why it would’ve been so important for all the Kings men to put Humpty Dumpty back together again especially if it was broken during battle. This “idea” that Humpty was an egg first appeared in Lewis Carroll’s 1872 novel, Through the Looking-Glass. But Alice merely said that he looked like an egg not that he was one. From then on, Humpty Dumpty being an egg is what stuck in everyone’s mind.

[@benjisaac]

I thought it was just about a man and they drew him as an egg to make it less horrifying

[@yoeza]

"OH SHIT THEY ARE BRINGING OUT HUMPTY DUMPTY"

[@stevengexx5997]

I thought that was found to be untrue?

[@todietootoo]

Me:....all I can hear is together again, what is that(scrolls to look for answer).....why is person giving humpty dumpty facts that's so random(scrolls on)..........oooooooooh thanks for the facts, they were apparently relevant 😂😂😂😂

[@eatmyfrigginshorts]

Hey, Vsauce! Heather here

[@willemkoning]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again

[@sumirunihon]

THANK YOU! i was looking for this because i couldn't for the life of me hear english...

[@archael18]

Very hard to know this if you speak French because you only hear the French words.

[@mendyc158]

@archael18 True, or if English isn’t your first language As someone that learnt both (and neither is my main tongue) I was sooooo confused

[@AlexKuz]

​@@mendyc158same

[@thegiganerd395]

​@@archael18 same lol

[@theMemeanator329]

That laugh was personal 💀

[@mjlnirswrath9782]

*”OH HoN HOn hON”*

[@Mlemomn]

Gentlemen?

[@troev]

​@@Mlemomnwithout s

[@MandrakeGuy]

Translate to English

[@astroadventures3559]

​@@MandrakeGuyI did that too😂😂😂😂

[@ToffTheDawg]

@@Mlemomn*MEET THE SPY*

[@Mr9White]

Vsauce is like a 60 second teacher for random knowledge

[@binarycat1237]

do people not know vsause used to make full length videos?

[@user-yj7gv4oe2x]

But he’s like better than my actual teachers

[@TommyTuckerTuba]

What do you mean “like?”

[@Riley_Christian]

​@@TommyTuckerTubathat's what I came here to say lol

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

I mean, also longer than 60 seconds, he makes full length videos

[@T0talDunce]

“Some mothers smother some others” -Vsauce

[@user-in6cl2yb2x]

NAHH💀💀💀💀💀

[@brownbackpack6820]

Mm yes

[@benoberle9312]

Some other smother some mothers

[@drdude3920]

saying laughing in french just got a whole new meaning

[@mahdihashimi9157]

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 💀

[@wiggletonthewise2141]

As the kids say: humpty dumpty really fell off

[@dylantd9189]

I didn't hear it the first time at all but second time I HEARD it. Thanks!!

[@_MrTrue]

Can I ask lf zoomers to deadass, lowkey, stop being cringe?

[@poopyfartboi]

Thanks dude I had no idea until I read this lol

[@Antimony.]

all of the king's horses and all of the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again 💀💀💀

[@JarrodStewart-in7ip]

Me: “Wow, what a nice-“ Michael: OHOHOHOHOHOH-

[@gale_master1475]

He is The Spy

[@user-bb8fx2yh3k]

“Pornography starring your mother!” ~tf2 spy

[@millionmills2440]

That was actually such a hilarious poem. I would never have thought about something like this. gonna play around with this more, because I absolutely love it now thanks Vsause

[@Cosmic_Zer0]

It's humpty Dumpty for the people who couldn't recognize it 🥚🧱

[@ras_al_juan]

Growing up Catholic, I always heard "Lettuce Spray" 😂

[@lapindicitte]

sounds like a stand attack

[@letti4285]

In the words of the great Rowley Jefferson, “Peas be with you!”

[@vicalonso6597]

wait, I need lettuce spray now

[@Ferret_kid]

Hah! I am the lettuce spray

[@skibidibrianbell69]

i also always used to think it was “our men” instead of amen

[@Flopy_Cat]

Bro im dyslexic, english and french, u couldnt get me any better than this 😂😂

[@Frans-ys]

If you didn’t know already, it’s Humpty Dumpty.

[@cris_vx]

How is u typin if u dyslexic

[@Nobel-1384]

@@cris_vx if u dislexic, that meas you can't *_READ_* things well, not *_WRITE_* things well.

[@Flopy_Cat]

@@cris_vx im not retarded lmao

[@Scope34]

Blud does not know dyslexia works 😭 google is free brother​@@cris_vx

[@Thrill_of_the_hunt]

"Tickle your ass with a feather" "WHAT?" "Paticularly nasty weather"

[@rubysbiggestfan]

???

[@Georgian_guy-1]

Wat

[@SharpShooter-1310]

Not the same at all lol

[@Lollycandymations]

@@rubysbiggestfanRUBY FAN!? Same Ruby’s my favourite bfdia character (bfdia specifically)

[@MegaPankita]

Wtf

[@yehoshuaapphia3757]

"What are you waiting for?" "What are you wading for?"

[@Dondoki_]

i imagine that every vsauce short is just me strapped down to a chair and having random knowledge forced into my head

[@DigitizedGalaxyAlt]

You’re trapped in the basement and he pulls out his laptop and forces you to watch a French poem while he laughs at you with a French accent.

[@TheGabagool7]

“Real eyes realize real lies.” -The Deep

[@MarIsOffline]

why does it make sense 😭

[@urboyluke_]

@@MarIsOfflinebecause it's a sentence that makes sense?

[@franklindupont7716]

Slipknot bro

[@polar9692]

name soundalikes if they were explained by a college professor:

[@Err0rcube_2]

Bro became spy from tf2

[@SingularisFox]

That TF2 Spy laughter in the end was perfect. 😂

[@Zarian_The_Proto]

SPY!

[@bobbyshores]

It was just a French laugh lol

[@GameBoy090]

@@bobbyshoresWe gotta spy ‘ere!

[@spartoninga]

Vsauce had me in the first half … ngl I thought the “Yeah’s” were Lil Uzi ad libs 😂😂

[@nesnahnevard4907]

:(. If you listen to Lil Uzi, I bet most of vsauces videos go right over your head lmao. I bet you didn't even understand the banach tarski paradox.

[@jesus7486]

@@nesnahnevard4907 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lil Uzi Vert. His music is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of his lyrics will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Lil Uzi's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his lyrics, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lil Uzi Vert truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Uzi's existencial catchphrase "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lil Uzi's genius unfolds itself in their speakers. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Lil Uzi Vert tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[@fettuccinitortellini5830]

@@nesnahnevard4907my grandfather was a professor at umass amherst and listens to uzi!

[@sg0846]

@@jesus7486 azealia banks is better

[@AmishMan777]

Imagine believing that Lil Uzi’s music is deep 😂

[@NectarNapper]

Mark : Possessed by Medic Vsauce : Possessed by Spy

[@richardjacket1736]

That vsauce is a spy!

[@BaldskiTheIII]

Whenever I see a french accent containing with the devious laugh, I think about the spy.

[@user-hq9ru5yi2s]

10/10 video considering how this years going

[@professorgame3662]

Imagine Vsauce in a rap battle

[@robotic_17]

😂 underrated

[@PandaMane]

I thought "euthanasia" was actually "youth in Asia" for the longest time growing up and I was so confused every time i heard it 😂

[@HakunaBee_of_the_Mojave]

That came to be after the US went to war in Vietnam 😢

[@MyGenderisMechanic]

That Laugh at the end deserves something

[@savannah7375]

My mom thought it was pretty funny when I would do it at 10 years old 🏆🥖

[@XXPYR0XX]

I am sofa king we tod did because ice bank myself.

[@ultimatecultchaos]

Death.

[@bruhmoment3741]

*_insert TF2 spy joke here_*

[@RoyceRemix]

Since we're basically talking puns here, I was proud to come up with this as a kid: How did Columbus explore the world? - Incontinence What did he say when he found the new world? - Urination!

[@TheLonelyGamer_17]

Bro, that laugh was wild💀

[@ryszardnapora]

TF2 spy ahh laugh

[@hexdevel]

​@@ryszardnaporaLmao 💀

[@zman90]

I didnt realize how much my brain dosent like vsauce wearin different glasses

[@Riley_Christian]

Realize? Or real eyes? OR real lies...? 🧐🤯

[@Qwaziop]

@@Riley_Christianoh my go shut the uo you are

[@felicefelice3423]

​@@Riley_Christianunderrated comment

[@deetz23]

What

[@JacksonHill-jp3sw]

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

[@froolsy]

Real lies Realize Real eyes 😔

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

But how can our eyes be real?

[@Guythatsucksatgames]

Real lice

[@AirWick694]

Real ice

[@mastershooter64]

@@BaldorfBreakdowns If mirrors aren't real

[@Y3K-Automaton]

Re: a lice.

[@M_antas]

You just reminded me that I have Ice cream in the freezer, thank you Vsauce.

[@Tetr0id]

When the world needed him most, he returned!

[@Scorphyr]

AS a Frenchman, we totaly laugh like that

[@bruh-bruh-bruh-bruh-bruh]

You scream I scream we all scream for mercy

[@DarskideDraws]

you're welcome!

[@LabRatz-Ivor]

I scream, you scream, we all scream, at the terrible house fire at the family renunion

[@gagelankford287]

@@LabRatz-Ivorthis is what I was looking for

[@favoritemustard3542]

_You haul, I haul, we all haul with U-HAUL!_ should be their slogan lol

[@theinconceivablerat]

"I won a math debate." "I won a math debate." "I won a math debate."

[@Lalalalalalalall4093]

Pretty sure that should be "maths debate"

[@riv_tsukiro.]

OMG 💀

[@Cane4092]

I dont get it

[@Cane4092]

OHHHHHHHH-

[@benzhangzhong]

I don’t get it

[@Tobias-JK]

Vsauce pulling out a French accent at the end is the last thing I expected from him

[@TKuberr]

"Definitely" "Deaf in Italy"

[@thepenguin9]

Auditory Processing Disorder peeps currently having a crisis :

[@chronicmelancholic]

🙋🏼‍♀️

[@nelevenchts]

He gets more feral with each short

[@Weissiee]

Why did “Youth in Asia” absolutely floor me 💀

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

I've spent my whole life trying to separate those two phrases

[@scmtuk3662]

There's actually a thing on the internet where someone was supposed to write an essay on "Euthanasia" but wrote about "Youth in Asia". It's probably one one of the millions of "funniest kids test answers" compilations, or whatever.

[@carlnorris2392]

Seth Mcfarlane actually did that joke in a pre-Family Guy skit called "Larry and Steve" Steve (the dog): If you don't adopt me, you will be responsible for the resulting euthanasia. Larry: Yeah, they got too many kids over there as it is

[@MrEditor6000]

If you speak like you know Swahili, those two phrases sound identical. But if you speak with the correct pauses, it's different rather clearly:)