Pilgrim (2019) KILL COUNT

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ALSO: I didn't realize the gospel song was a real song - "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker. Sorry for calling it "weird", I just meant weird in the scene given the circumstances!
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[@air03man]

Happy thanksgiving james now let's get to the kills

[@jamesiz4395]

You eating turkey today? Well good cause I have something better. Hi I’m a new Content Creator on KZbin and I’ve been consistently uploading to KZbin for months now. So if you’re interested in gaming and funny commentary videos checkout my latest video below, have a beautiful day today and stay positive ❤️❣️💞💜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKOunoKujrWDZs0

[@justinmckay6309]

Happy Thanksgiving

[@godzvnm7315]

Hey dead meat at some point you should consider doing lights out on the kill count its a good movie and i think you would enjoy covering it on the kill count for some of the things that happen in it.

[@raythefangirl1339]

Happy Thanksgiving James and Chelse (sorry if I spelled her name wrong iam not good at selling sometimes)

[@zinamavromati348]

Gotta love how "Based on a true story" usually refers to the murders but nope, apparently here Pilgrim reenactors exist and they might stay overnight in your home without breaking character

[@emmagrace8938]

I mean, that’s arguably the weirder thing here

[@MaxiLuca]

Yes... but to me that’s the weirder part.

[@ajunionizeslosangeles7998]

That's arguably pretty terrifying lol😳😳

[@deansanton6549]

Reminds me of a one South Park episode (even they weren't pilgrims). Never break character 😂

[@FoxValley123]

I would be terrified honestly.......

[@KanKan13th]

Fun Fact: James will find any other movie so he will never cover Thankskilling 3 2021: Well then, the wait is officially over

[@ALEJANDRO-ir9ei]

It’s so bad it missed its sequel

[@Thegamergabe4.0]

Took the words out of my mouth

[@RicardoSantos-tk4qp]

One day he will have no choice but to cover it though.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Yep.

[@jimmybrown4205]

But he didn't say he was ever covering it. Quite the opposite in fact. Last year he said it's not happening, so you shouldn't expect it.

[@zee-bruh5993]

Can we just Appreciate How many horror movie outfits this Man has?

[@maddisonnotrae7568]

yes.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

and the amount of props he has as well!! the only vid where ive seen him pass up on the opportunity for a prop is the mask from valentine

[@queenfall1880]

Yes

[@OobleyGoobley_]

The spooky drip

[@SIM-tm8eo]

I thought i was the only person who noticed that 👁️👁️

[@erebus6453]

"i thought it was pronounced nikolaj" ayyy is that a Brooklyn 99 reference.

[@enbygremlin8821]

Kneee collage

[@ernestsanchez6712]

ayyyyyy

[@erebus6453]

@@ernestsanchez6712 noicee

[@erebus6453]

@@enbygremlin8821 lmao

[@MFGThegeeza]

It’s Nikolaj

[@hazama0634]

I’m beginning to think James is paying people to make thanksgiving horror movies so he doesn’t have to cover thankskilling 3

[@iamilibitirenbetter3266]

When did he cover Thankskilling 2?

[@hazama0634]

@@iamilibitirenbetter3266 ... I hope you’re joking, but in case you’re not there is no thankskilling 2, that’s basically the main joke in the title.

[@NightLight9595]

the only Thanksgiving movie I can recommend is called "Kristy" it isn't about the holiday but it does take place during Thanksgiving break

[@zero_s]

@@hazama0634 I'm actually wondering how people don't know that when James explained it before

[@valorantsweats3530]

@JAIDEN PUE chill

[@CommanderSteelTrap]

You can’t avoid ThanksKilling 3 forever, James.

[@theonefriendwhoisntorigina8964]

Very true

[@b6yce]

he will find a way

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

Life uhhh... Found it's way

[@declansullivan7810]

He’ll find a way

[@quickman2663]

I will come for you James! Gobble, gobble, mofo! -Turkie the turkey, 2020

[@Gavgoyle]

"Traded out your stocks for pillories" is subtly HILARIOUS! Bravo!

[@DeadMeat]

Thank you!! Was really proud of that one

[@goeasyonme3087]

@@DeadMeat Hi!

[@MrSuperGeekster]

I hate to ask but I don't get it? I'm mega tired hahah I bet I'll kick myself

[@tmaxgo6696]

@@MrSuperGeekster I think it’s a joke on stock trading. Like the stock market

[@DwarfyDoodad]

@@tmaxgo6696 Stocks were another form of public punishment. While pillories imprisoned the head and hands, and left the rest of the body exposed, Stocks imprisoned your feet. It's also a joke on Stock trading

[@samuraisharkie]

Literally Cody was the only reasonable character in that movie

[@jules6735]

Agreed, I wouldn't trust those pilgrims either

[@jules6735]

@Gold Rose I hear you! I agreed with the other gossiping rich ladies who didn't like the idea of it 😅 Plus, if they took away my technology and source of light I would more or less go crazy (I'm a music and book junkie)

[@KillerQueen-gx4vb]

She was insufferable

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@KillerQueen-gx4vb no

[@grimes558]

@@ReiAnikaAyanami no they are totally right she sucked

[@yemustbebornagain2049]

I can't believe "BUSINESS" is one year old

[@DeadMeat]

Exactly! First appeared in last year's Thanksgiving episode, Home Sweet Home!

[@yemustbebornagain2049]

@@DeadMeat wow James replied to me! Feels good to be a patron!

[@johndeacon5921]

ok

[@bgydhdhdhd3504]

Your the best dead meat

[@emperrjrdn8552]

@@DeadMeat hey James I went through two phones while watching you I’ve been watching for 2 years thank u for good memories

[@SoldierSeuss]

Im not sure which hit harder. The drowning pool joke or the thumbs up the son gives his mom after she killed patience.

[@DeadMeat]

That thumbs up kills me haha

[@Doe_Miki_yo.]

@@DeadMeat I can agree

[@ilikeweirdnojumpscarehorro8701]

Lol

[@TheFriendshipTunnel]

Yes

[@britishwatermelon680]

@@DeadMeat lmao

[@Kaltagstar96]

Can we give credit to Patience and her dedication as an actress even in universe (considering that I imagine her and Ethan are just REALLY dedicated re-enactors) when she got an ice-pick through her head that it didn't stop her or cause her to break character. She was great in this movie.

[@elextricy3962]

Katherine: sometimes life just suck y'know Patience: **holy music stops**

[@k9qtea]

Did anyone else get the feeling that the guy pilgrim was maybe kinda grooming the kid so he would join their weird cult after the rest of the family was killed?

[@opalsummers5793]

:O

[@anonymous92388]

omg yes

[@cocoshanell715]

and he talked about early on in the movie how he had a family once but lost them, maybe what he was trying to do with Tate is what actually happened to him

[@spacekid9580]

Yes

[@lucyfoster8555]

Yea

[@T1J]

youtube used to literally recommend every video this channel made and it randomly stopped doing it and i've missed the last 4 videos

[@vindiesel1869]

Yup

[@dabbingmnm8074]

Sad

[@arizonaanalog389]

Dude same wtf

[@TheAngryMoth104]

Subscribe then to not miss any

[@rockinHurley777]

KZbin sucks

[@booled1]

James when he realizes that he has done every thanksgiving horror movie than Thankskilling 3: “Fuck....”

[@jasonjuneau]

"The dinner table's for dinner, not BUSINESS!" James A Janisse, 2020

[@animeandgaming9247]

Sepasepasepa

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

Sepassepasepa

[@jasonjuneau]

@@Kevin_Theadore1 Dafuq?

[@samisnotmyname8865]

Also I'm sure that's a persona 5 reference with the little edit he did. I really like it

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

Aye it’s basically a copy of the All Out attack finisher screen for Persona 5

[@jasperharden2841]

"Did..Did we just murder as a family?" Yes ignore common law, you did murder as a family. Very wholesome!

[@user-re3qu9dc8b]

Is that not self defense to kill one person from a large group of murderers living in your house

[@StoneBuzzard]

"Did we just murder...as a family"

[@justacursedimagewithintern7235]

Did we just murder -as- a family?

[@calebbaving953]

@@justacursedimagewithintern7235 LMAO. Did we just murder a family as a family?

[@yoylejuice]

hooray! family bonding 🎉

[@tremaineesser9940]

The song playing during the dinner scene is a gospel song called "Grateful" by Hezekiah Walker.

[@eboniedreamz1371]

Yep it honestly surprised me

[@tremaineesser9940]

IKR! We used to sing it all the time on the praise and worship team at church. I was shocked that Hezekiah would allow that song in a horror flick. I guess he likes horror movies also! 🤣

[@ryandags7453]

Hi

[@Sadik90tom]

And the one from the vomit scene? XD

[@kylebenjamin358]

Idk why he gave them permission to use that song🤦🏿‍♂️

[@blknitenca]

I still can't get over how Patience too a WHOLE ice pick to the head and just walks around like nothing!

[@thinefaithfulcrusader2829]

She built different

[@themilkman6969]

mf got leon trotsky’d

[@butchbaker68]

The blood is from the skin wearing away on the palms of her hands - she’s obsessively churning in a penance paying manner😁

[@explorer47422]

I reckon Ethan's family was murdered by the other Pilgrims, to teach 'him' a lesson in being thankful for what he had, which traumatised him enough to somehow join the Pilgrims to continue their work

[@haseenabadshah5381]

69 likes lmao

[@fc43]

Or, it could have been a car crash/accident he caused out of his “ungratefulness”. Seems more realistic that way.

[@mythicalthings1796]

@@fc43 Considering it's implied they got there super naturally realism isn't exactly on the table here.

[@OrangeAceGaming]

Same here. I thought they were going to convert Tate into this cult as well

[@OrangeAceGaming]

@@fc43 That just sounds like a rip-off of John Kramer

[@horimisu]

“Did we just murder as a family?” Yes you did.

[@loganrcooke]

True Bonding Time

[@kanyeeast5555]

Man I love killing with my family every year

[@dcbishop7932]

@@kanyeeast5555 same

[@dajamcafee2757]

Omg it is so weird hearing the Christian song Grateful in this horror movie after growing up listening to the song in Church 💀💀💀, I praise danced and everything to that song

[@ebonih7138]

I was looking for this because SAME.

[@sKketchygal]

Bruh saaaaaaaame

[@staticdoggoe34rd]

Ik

[@queenrayray3]

Thank god I wasn’t the only one who has to replay it multiple times to make sure it was the same song

[@Hyperion4K]

same

[@Nunyabusiness-ny4xb]

The gospel music in the background just tied the knot in the dinner scene, truly a great thanks giving movie!

[@Jck_Lrkn]

I allways love the little cuts he makes on the videos like “Tate likes eating glue” “That is a decent argument” “I haven’t eaten glue since I was little “Haha overruled” It’s just funny and makes me laugh

[@wesfooty3825]

:8

[@_Ch1llz]

6:13 I was looking for it and I found it

[@thisisafalseaccount105]

@@_Ch1llz thanks

[@XrayTag]

James: *goes through another thanksgiving movie* Thankskilling 3: “I am inevitable”

[@ScorpionStrike7]

I was just about to comment that!

[@douglasfreer]

Maybe he’ll avoid it by covering a long franchise or bring Christmas early when that happens

[@ScorpionStrike7]

@@douglasfreer Like Godzilla?! 😆

[@beans8059]

@@ScorpionStrike7 Probably not godzilla because its not really a horror movie

[@ScorpionStrike7]

@@beans8059 They did a podcast about the first one a week ago

[@jimjohn2170]

Pilgrim: gets an ice pick to the head: *im fine* Me after I stub my toe: *dies*

[@thenexus8384]

I wanna know how she didn't die from that

[@chelchel5504]

18:05 i love how tate was just like "👁👄👁👍"

[@lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222]

The pilgrim's in a nutshell: "I hate appreciation" "Ok" *"Kills"*

[@izaiah858]

Sounds like krampus

[@TheAnthonyG.]

The Pilgrim's in a nutshell: Family: "I don't appreciate anything in my life..." Pilgrim's: "So you have chosen death."

[@alexandratwoface6422]

O

[@lilmactop6798]

The little boy was in Brooklyn 99

[@RC.-]

I thought this was gonna be a historical movie about pilgrims murdering natives-

[@efnfen]

Sometimes I think James doesn't really need sponsors and just prefers talking about shaving balls.

[@axelnilsson5124]

He’s like Brian’s soundboard

[@AshbeeGaming]

This is my favourite James conspiracy

[@tophatstudios8183]

Is he a rob zombie guy

[@Prince_Phaedru]

Who wouldn't take every opportunity to talk about them smooth boys?

[@spencerlevite6628]

That Brooklyn 99 reference to Boyle’s kid was so damn smooth, in a kill count too😫 James I watch for your sneak references

[@the_robot_waltz]

Did not expect James to perform a business-themed all-out attack at 6:28

[@alexas4005]

James would literally rather make his own movie and review it rather than cover Thankskilling 3

[@Jerrremy]

Your profile pic is exactly how i feel about that statement

[@shisexee]

@Law Dorherty is everything at home ok?

[@dead0ntime]

I hated their parents’ willingness to let these people into their home and it kinda just killed my enjoyment for Pilgrim. I think I’ll give it another shot.

[@angelzamora4768]

I hated that they never attempted to call the cops.

[@speznaslordtachanka1064]

@KZbin Sucks fair enough

[@speznaslordtachanka1064]

@KZbin Sucks yeah that sucks

[@karama5562]

@@speznaslordtachanka1064 at least your elite is cool

[@speznaslordtachanka1064]

@@karama5562 Finally some respect on the Lord

[@Havokwreaker]

I love that "Business!!!" has been such a long running joke in this series.

[@brayden87543]

"Noooot BUSINESS!" my favorite one of James saying business😂

[@r4my657]

timestamp?

[@brayden87543]

@@r4my657 I don't know how to do a timestamp

[@mettatonneo1147]

You’ll run out of Thanksgiving movies to cover eventually, James. Then Thankskilling 3 will be the only one left

[@parisgreen4600]

Then he will start an early Christmas marathon :-D

[@crusaderamongus]

He will make his own Thanksgiving movie

[@brokesmoke101]

@@crusaderamongus honestly, anything would be better than Thankskilling 3

[@cheekbonestrenchcoat]

"We're looking at the Addams Family movie that has Thanksgiving in. It's kinda horror and it's set at Thanksgiving. Don't @ me people!"

[@ilikeweirdnojumpscarehorro8701]

What about 2 lol its just a joke

[@porttominator5401]

Every time James says ‘BUSINESS’ an Angel is born

[@quoteonquoteclub9711]

And this thanksgiving version probably spawned 5 at once

[@fraydizs7302]

"Sometimes life just sucks" *Cue vine boom sound effect* **Pilgrim will remember that**

[@poeticblade]

James: "I think I need to make room for the numbers." [proceeds to 'evacuate' as electronic music abruptly plays] I lost it here. My composure, I mean, not my Jerusalem Cherries.

[@jasonbolar3958]

James just doesn’t know how he played a big part in my life from 2019 all the way until now he even helped me get through quarantine❤️

[@DeadMeat]

Well I know now! Hope you're doing well

[@ethankeziah377]

Yeah james entertaining

[@devin4229]

Same

[@cooper9063]

Same

[@cbfitnes]

Yup

[@Lucas-ns3qe]

James: shows people dying and being brutally murdered Manscaped: YES

[@grammernotzi]

Yes, but Manscaped won't brutally murder my balls.

[@Tylerprado06]

@@grammernotzi indeed

[@Lucas-ns3qe]

@@grammernotzi lol hope not

[@Spookcee]

What happens when you don’t use their razors

[@crushelnast6657]

Hi

[@jcsthedon]

James, I wanted to share a few words of thanks with you. I have been watching terrible movies ritually by hosting a bad movie night once a week since 2005. I assembled a crew, and even keep a list of the films seen to rank them. Due to the death of my best friend, and the betrayal of another, I had almost lost my love for finding the cult classics and ranking them. That was until I found your channel. Thank you for sparking the love for finding the worst of the worst in the horror genre. It means so much to have it back.

[@SugarSloth]

I love how some of James's videos are bangers. Every now and then he'll make one that I don't mind watching a million times over. And Pilgrim is definitely one of them.

[@pigeoncat3786]

James dressed as a pilgrim yelling "we save balls" got me dead 💀💀

[@leepicgamername3318]

added to the kill count

[@believe_in_milk]

Same

[@cinemabrickstudios]

I bet that once he runs out of thanksgiving horror movies, he’ll just do a horror movie that isn’t even related to thanksgiving just to avoid thankskilling 3

[@niksimmons4448]

He'll do the trailer for Thanksgiving

[@galladegamer3579]

That's exactly what's gonna happen

[@ColossalM]

He'll do the Nightmare Before Christmas

[@squidwardgaming1087]

he'll do birdemic

[@lyndsaypimentel6245]

when this video came out it popped up on my recommended page and i was intrigued. in the year since i’ve seen every kill count at least twice and every podcast episode as well. only wish i found your channel sooner james!!

[@MissKatePhoenix]

Your references are always on point! "His names Tate, but I always thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" - I never would've twigged that it was Charles son from B99 😂

[@De13373r]

That “business” shot killed me.

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

The old timey pipe made it work!

[@au7923]

BUSINESS

[@killianjerrr2176]

I don't know what it made me feel or why, but I liked it

[@UMinecr]

Time for an all out attack!

[@extraordinarilyordinarygam6935]

@@UMinecr oh my god your right!

[@PoisonedLuck]

I have no clue why him staring at me and saying “We Save Balls!” killed me for the entire rest of the video, put me on the count alreadu

[@wingless7733]

Already*

[@somerandomturtle9536]

@@wingless7733 Thank you for your service. Correcting grammar when others won't.

[@seanisgone5413]

@@wingless7733 we are grateful for your contribution

[@bisbeegreen1554]

@@wingless7733 You should win a Nobel Peace Prize

[@jamesiz4395]

You eating turkey today? Well good cause I have something better. Hi I’m a new Content Creator on KZbin and I’ve been consistently uploading to KZbin for months now. So if you’re interested in gaming and funny commentary videos checkout my latest video below, have a beautiful day today and stay positive ❤️❣️💞💜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKOunoKujrWDZs0

[@nataliekline5655]

Happy Halloween! I started a binge of the kill count series at the start of the month, and this is the last one I was able to watch before November. I finished it at just past midnight. Thank you so much for this amazing content, I love the commentary on the films, as well as your wonderful jokes for each one. Make sure to be good people you guys!

[@historyisinteresting371]

I swear to god James U make me BROKE every sponsor u have i end up buying with no doubt

[@thirstyfordoctor609]

Even so we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here in Germany I wish everyone a wonderful day with the family.

[@user-ni7ui1nk8p]

Thank you kind sir

[@emersonmaliszewski7225]

And a happy Thanksgiving to you

[@sleepypanda3414]

Happy thanksgiving

[@seandully2816]

Thanks man god bless

[@teutonictobacco3545]

Danke.

[@SwaggyG_2102]

If this video were to taught me anything, It's that James has a limited amount of Thanksgiving movies left before he's faced with ThanksKilling 3

[@gustavowadaslopes2479]

It's all part of his plan for director to release more thanksgiving horror movies

[@Lol-jb1ud]

Since many Thanksgiving movies are made each decade he'll probably do a killcount on 1 made a few years after 2020 and going on so he won't make one on thankskilling 3

[@wilabanodeniro9780]

That Drowning Pool joke at 16:47 was remarkable

[@0ddsandb0dkins]

I didn't find this channel until September of this year. Let's just say it is now one of my many KZbin hyperfixations. Thank you James! You now make me laugh every day when I go to work!

[@mylesquintyn]

“Cody’s younger half-brother rate though I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj” Ha that made me laugh thanks for that Brooklyn 99 reference. Also the Cobra Kai reference made me laugh too

[@kieranhunter1974]

Nikolaj*

[@squishy9370]

@@kieranhunter1974 nikolaj actually

[@gabrielt.c]

*tate

[@krypticmajor9713]

@@squishy9370 no it’s pronounced Nikolaj

[@Dylan-if9jr]

It’s nikolaj u melons

[@rickthestick4661]

Ok so James talking about Balls while dressed as a pilgrim is the greatest thing ever

[@cringegod]

yes indeed

[@LP-ey7np]

balls

[@jromb0Productions]

I just watched this movie and I absolutely loved the “in your face” style. One of my favorite Thanksgiving movies I’ve ever seen! Thanks for showing this to me last year on my bday James! 🙌🏼

[@darkmetamario]

Is it me, or did James put a Persona 5 reference at 6:28 with a end screen of an all out attack of himself disguised for thanksgiving and a turkey., and of course, business!!

[@TheManOfManyNames373]

Fun Fact: This isn't Into the Dark's only Thanksgiving episode. Meaning he can avoid covering Thankskilling 3 for ANOTHER year!

[@kal8563]

And there will probably be more till the next thanksgiving so he can avoid thankskilling 3 even more

[@CT--my4lf]

HECK.

[@unwrittenemmy098]

I come from the future with great news…

[@NostalgiaMan]

Now that is a costume!! Really pulls the video all together

[@danieltuck4167]

James's costume

[@csar07.]

I swear, James does so much more than just narrate kill counts. The effort he puts into each one is amazing. In every episode he does so much more on top of even the background info. And he does a podcast thing on top of that. This guy is a crazy multitasker and it’s great the amount of effort he puts in.

[@cloudyquakes821]

Wutaii1 Nostalgia Your Like Everywhere man

[@baha2716]

James always gets the good costumes on holidays

[@cit7287]

Hey aren't you in every sniper wolf comments

[@soupiaaa]

Pilgrims literally throwing up poison and almost dying in violent ways: The techno music: 💃🕺💃🕺

[@tokukizo648]

James puts so much effort into his videos it’s amazing i love everyone with little bits of humour

[@ElBarani13]

did you use Turkish Anthem for that bussiness scene? Because TURKEY!? well I'm from Turkey but I laughed.

[@DeadMeat]

Was wondering if anyone would catch it - I took the audio file from a Worms game lol

[@user-gy9dp8tq7v]

@@DeadMeat Noyce

[@user-gy9dp8tq7v]

I didnt notice

[@Arrall]

@@DeadMeat I also caught that and I laughed so hard.

[@daggerfly0087]

@@DeadMeat when are you going to make a business shirt

[@thomasslocum8870]

The Brooklyn nine-nine reference 2:44 made my day

[@okays434]

there was two right he called it Turkey day but I might be wrong

[@Timelord448]

6:31 : is that a persona 5 reference ? Ps: LOVE your show ! Thank you and everyone working with you.

[@insheepsclothing5574]

James: "Family dinner gets really gross" Screen: Shows what is definitely a human rib cage Me: Oh sweet mother of...

[@Wiegehtsgut]

DEAR GOD

[@-DerangedArtist-]

I would’ve eaten it. It probably tasted good too.

[@Wiegehtsgut]

@@-DerangedArtist- wtf

[@redhunter1211]

@@-DerangedArtist- go back to the Sawyer Family farm

[@konstance13]

@@-DerangedArtist- 2edgy4me

[@Avarissa-]

i'm so glad James tells us in what other killcount movies some of the people are in so i don't have to break my brain thinking about where i know him/her from.

[@gorillaguy5664]

It amazes me how James always places a smile on my face in every review. It's like criticizing a stupid (or good) B Movie with your fun uncle.

[@kingxd3ath_arts485]

Grateful by Hezekiah Walker is one of my favorite Gospel songs and I never expected to hear it in a horror movie, but it strangely fits well

[@lizzykk9482]

15:13 he's the head of the family

[@MartyBrawls]

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[@isaacrios764]

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[@Kevin_Theadore1]

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[@aileenmagno1]

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[@endless193]

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[@memegodgaming2630]

Nobody: ....... *Ethan and patience throwing up blood* Movie director: GET THE ELECTRONIC MUSIC SUSAN!

[@calvinhuddleston576]

Le Meme God meme I'm still trying to get the sauce on that baller ost, problem is Scott pilgrim stuff clutters any attempt to find it

[@calvinhuddleston576]

I found the sauce it's; burst planningtorock

[@mabby69]

@@calvinhuddleston576 ilysm omg, i was looking for the song name

[@snorunge591]

I actually love his sponsorships and how he does them! It's just so funny and creative and really made me wanna buy the manscape products and I frickin' love them now❤️

[@myeyesbleedblack]

Manscaped after inventing gory horror flicks: BIG STONKS.

[@salamibandit3070]

BUISNESS

[@marko_zgal2517]

"I thought it was pronounced Nikolaj" We stan a Brooklyn 99 fan.

[@cnote4822]

Yessir

[@sirduckington5435]

I was waiting for a comment noticing it

[@cdrippy4205]

yess

[@tw1sted303]

Yessir!

[@sirduckington5435]

@Miguel Messina toight nups

[@matthewmorrison9700]

I love the amount of power and dangerous energy that is put into the "SHUCKING", truly awesome.

[@cwardziegler5969]

I love the "Stand your ground law" in effect

[@dxwid9567]

2:35 Didn't think that there would be a brooklyn 99 reference on here "Nikolaj"

[@gamelordkiller3344]

Nor did i.

[@grantricks1995]

Ikr I was just looking to see if someone commented about this

[@gamelordkiller3344]

@@grantricks1995 same here

[@Bluezaoshow99]

@@grantricks1995 same

[@sot55gaming]

@@grantricks1995 samee

[@notholdini2740]

This could’ve been prevented by 1.not letting them stay 2.calling the police

[@blackpantheress4216]

I believe it only went badly because of the wish the girl made.

[@Starlight-by3cf]

Pretty much

[@someone0]

Or if james had just covered Thankskilling 3 this year

[@LLStark]

I wondered why nobody called the police or something. I didn't care for this movie. Matter of fact i hated it!!!😠😠😠 Ok so i finished it and i guess was hating on it too soon. The end turned out better than i thought it would. I'd say it was an ok horror movie after all.

[@LLStark]

@@blackpantheress4216 That's what i got from it too. But wonder what exactly did she wished for? Surly not for her family to be killed.

[@mushy1499]

Anyone else getting reccomened this channel, and after one video, you're addicted?

[@therival5544]

Yea boi

[@dreamieskies056]

Love how enthusiastically he says "WE SAVE BALLS!"

[@jaycaoracing3119]

No one has pointed out that he said “the drowning pool” and then “as the bodies hit the floor” clever clever

[@bransonwu9307]

r/whooosh

[@SleepEternal]

Ah a man of culture aswell

[@sajones4860]

@Jeff Bridger “Bodies” is a song by the band Drowning Pool, and the chorus has the line “let the bodies hit the floor” repeatedly sung.

[@lemonvanis9823]

U idiots it's Nikolaj*

[@alecmacgillivray7793]

Colonial Jigsaw: escapith thy trap, livith thy life

[@myeyesbleedblack]

Though shalt have three score and five seconds to escape the enclosed trap for hunting upon your face, before it distends and destroys thy livelyhood.

[@HuneeBruh]

Throust does not appreciate thine life.

[@scoloma82]

I never laughed so much at a Dead Meat video than this. Love the jokes/music 😂

[@jasonvoorhees310]

Ok...i call bullshit. The moment those poiseness plot berries where introduced, I'd ask wtf did you pick them then,...with my little bro.🤔 They be outta my house ASAP! Family saved

[@projektyeetus6002]

Hope next time James has Manscaped as a sponsor, he picks up a skull and says “This is what happens to ya when you don’t protect your balls.”

[@randomnumbers7839]

Lmao

[@randomidiot8848]

😂

[@jamesiz4395]

You eating turkey today? Well good cause I have something better. Hi I’m a new Content Creator on KZbin and I’ve been consistently uploading to KZbin for months now. So if you’re interested in gaming and funny commentary videos checkout my latest video below, have a beautiful day today and stay positive ❤️❣️💞💜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKOunoKujrWDZs0

[@soto3520]

Thanksgiving Movies James will probably cover before ThanksKilling 3: • Flesh and Blood • Blood Freak • Kristy • ThanXgiving So yeah its gonna be a while...

[@hoodieguy3905]

Don’t give him ideas

[@tugeye6391]

Only 5 more years

[@mrIllusionist1331]

The Last Thanksgiving (2020)

[@csar07.]

Why wouldn’t he want the beautiful zombie turkey?

[@DeadMeat]

Oooooh, thank you!

[@arturosandovalsaito2704]

Patience: survives getting stabbed to the head. Also Patience: gets killed by getting stabbed to the neck.

[@frederalbacon]

An ice pick that deep inside the head (even through the hand, that was deep enough to touch grey matter) would 1. Be stuck (you're not casually pulling an ice pick out of your head) and 2. Cause some form of neurological injury, especially where the stab was, in the temple.

[@BennyLlama39]

Mom: "Where else would he stay?" Daughter: "Um, a motel comes to mind. We don't know them." Me: I'm starting to like her. 😀

[@anonymous92388]

omg same

[@noriii]

prolly cus she’s ,, yk ..

[@mamanyajessie5511]

@@noriii wdym

[@ninacore444]

@@noriii me too I’m curious

[@graciewaite3791]

@@noriii what are you- oooooooh... That's really rasict

[@NostalgiaMan]

I'm John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrim - Peter Griffin

[@erinmefford8041]

Happy thanksgiving

[@hoodieguy3905]

Happy thanksgiving Pilgrims

[@pajatime2403]

why do i see you everywhere

[@jackscoular3235]

Someone had to say it

[@mr.gh0st678]

Peter Griffin go hehehehheheheheheheh

[@pmc8451]

I would genuinely love to see a film dealing with the fallout of something like this happening. The clean up, the police response, interviews, trials, media circus etc. The police arrive at that house to see those two surrounded by dead bodies, most of which had clearly been murdered, they’re not just gonna take their word for what happened and let them get on with their lives.

[@Dartkitten]

Yeah you could do it in a cold case way by using flashbacks or more suspencful, not knowing if theyre telling the truth.

[@psomichelle2758]

I really loved the Grateful part. I seriously doubt he knew that was what his song would be used for.....now whenever church opens back up I have to not lose my shit when the choir yells: GRATEFUL GRATEFUL GRATEFUL. Aww man, they should've had his heart in their hand then lined that up with, "Flowing from....my heart....his gratefulness..."

[@clockguard7983]

“Pilgrims didn’t have the privilege of looking at infinity cat pictures online” *stop looking at the camera like you know me*

[@ms_artsy2143]

"I thought it's spelled nicolaj" love this Brooklyn 99 reference

[@Zaps99ESP]

I was gonna comment the same. And I loved that he also referenced Cobra Kai

[@tr3yball799]

Bruh james is the greatest youtuber ever every time he upload a kill count or podcast im on it the second he uploads i swear to god

[@simplerika7295]

15:29 I fr can't believe they play that song. Nahhh uhhh man. I ain't got no words.💀💀💀

[@kaitlinklassen6527]

I love how Patience makes such a deal about wearing her washing clothes, and then spends the rest of the episode, not only NOT wearing a chemise, but then wearing a sleeveless dress to show off her extra bare arms

[@humphrey4480]

🥵

[@NightTheNeko]

Ayo @@humphrey4480