Pimp and Prostitutes interview-Kelpy, Ashley and Crystal

Soft White Underbelly interview and portrait of Kelpy, Ashley and Crystal, a pimp and his prostitutes in Orange County, California.
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[@levitate7475]

“Women are bad at managing money. I pride myself in being a ceo minded person. We are homeless.” Totally.

[@NothingButSilicone]

Don’t hate on the game mane. You just jelly. Warren Buffet, Steve Jobs, and Bill gates were all homeless once

[@kc-nl8zc]

Yeah wow

[@TJ33308]

Exactly!!! My first thoughts after he just said they were homeless!! He isn’t even a smart pimp to make it appear it’s all success.

[@madidiamondhands]

...who got raided for 20k yesterday.. yeah, plenty of sense.

[@jdavid118]

@@NothingButSilicone the ignorance in your comment is incomprensible

[@mattrice7023]

"We are homeless" followed by "I'm really good at managing money." Great episode.

[@kellyjofrey4192]

Lol 😂

[@kristycartwright4743]

And don't forget the feds took his 20,000.00 yesterday 🤣

[@InsaneGilligan]

@@kristycartwright4743 he's gonna make it back with his badussy and give it to the girls

[@patriciamcguffie7387]

And dont forget they are homeless... so where did they raid??? I almost missed that one

[@This-account-is-hacked]

@@kellyjofrey4192 they girl with the red top of like to bang . I bet she sucks on hot 1 when high on crystal

[@lindybeige]

Of course I don't know the whole situation, but the impression I get is that if those two girls were happier with their pimp, then they would have been able to look at him during this interview, and would have smiled at him at some point. Their faces seemed to be the glum visages of those existing rather than living.

[@kaeleighhurn]

And all her cuts.. I wish I could help them 😭

[@enigmab8978]

He speaks for them,which they did not like.But he just lost their savings of 20k with the raid.That could be why they are not in such a good mood.

[@bbysaintz]

You guys are all wrong. 1. They're on meth so that says a lot about the body language. Fidgeting, hyper focused. Etc & 2. When you have a pimp, you dont look at another man in the eyes you keep to yourself. Its like a respect thing and part of the game.

[@kaeleighhurn]

@@bbysaintz lol bold to say someone is wrong, knowing you don't have the facts either 😂

[@bbysaintz]

@@kaeleighhurn okay you let me know when you've been around drug addicts and pimos irl. And you've seen it first hand.

[@alexxisnicole5016]

i want an update without him

[@chicksgrowtoo]

“Sorry my pimp isn’t here today, he is having his braces adjusted.” 😂😂😂

[@serenawheeler7194]

Lmaoooo i was thinking the same he is barely out of highschool 🤦🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@oonamurphy9696]

HAHAHA

[@Al-qs2gt]

😂😂😂DEAD!!!😂😂😂

[@tega9773]

All I can think about is Butters from South Park when he turns into a pimp 🤣🤣

[@Neenaross214]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mark-dq5qf]

Life would be 10,000 times easier for these girls if they just worked at McDonald’s and rented a room. The little boy in the middle is hilarious.

[@jrey6186]

Shit buy a phone and OF - zero need for 'Braces' da pimp

[@starcitynewsgmckay6623]

Who exactly does he think he’s protecting 😩 it’s wild on them streets he needs protection for himself. 🙈

[@Mark-dq5qf]

Pimps Don’t Cry- Will Ferrell Aka Gator

[@beralchen6778]

bruh he’s talking the whole time & it’s all so annoying i’m-

[@grandmaster_gus]

You mean he would be hilarious if he wasn't manipulating these girls and destroying their lives

[@colleenmichele5054]

You can't convince me these girls are happy. Sending them positivity and healing energy

[@darthcarnage6734]

No the one in the blue shirt looks miserable the entire time. This is very sad

[@xCwieCHRISx]

They look drugged

[@darthcarnage6734]

@@xCwieCHRISx not the smartest thing to do sometimes. When you comment before you watch, huh

[@Phoenix1664]

​​@@xCwieCHRISxYeah, I was thinking they look spaced out as fuck. He openly said they both on Crystal Meth.

[@diplomat2623]

@@darthcarnage6734exactly what I was thinking.

[@kaira7917]

this literally seems like a skit 😭😭😭😭 this dude in the middle is insane ☠️☠️☠️

[@Aviana.Blue__]

😂😂 he has braces can’t take him seriously

[@wcm5636]

I’m struggling to imagine this guy protecting anyone. Not to mention his money management skills.

[@Blazerghost]

Pretty sure this is just an act

[@atomicdruid]

He couldn't protect a wet paper bag.

[@Lilmakk6]

@@atomicdruid what kinda corny ass saying is that?

[@QuitYourBitchin]

He's a joke. Homeless pimp? I feel sorry for the girls.

[@Evil_Longoria]

It's called guns duhh

[@NoJumper]

this dude really got raided and did this interview admitting to various felonies the next day LMAOOOOOO

[@airportcrew]

Crazy world lmao

[@kels0952]

Please bring him on No Jumper lol. Have Sharp meet him!

[@sensitivegangster162]

I have a CEO mindset, that's why I lost 20k this week

[@kels0952]

@@sensitivegangster162 And why they're homeless

[@quandaharding2977]

Where did he get raided? What door did they knock on? He said he was homeless

[@MeaganSal96]

8:39 he says he doesn’t want to go into specifics about how long they have been “working” together. Those girls are 18, he 100% pimped them out when they were minors

[@chipsM.26.7]

he 100% was a minor himself, when he starded...

[@rachelngatia3753]

Exactly

[@tierraglee-hall6987]

This all a lie. For his SoundCloud career. He’s no pimp. If u go on another interview he did with sharp on no jumper. It’ll make sense 😂

[@Jlitt-yw2zm]

“A whore house or a horror house” “A hoarder house” 😂😂😂

[@chameleonsoule314]

Lmfaooo mark has seen it all

[@aaronfrazier524]

I fucking died on that part 😂

[@redhoodieboy5839]

you know she a dirtbag lol

[@sonyab2u974]

😂😂😂

[@Chris_34]

Dude looks like he bought a pimp costume off of Wish 😆

[@Adamas11]

This 💯 He probably bought it from one of those pop up Halloween store lmfao😂

[@SuzieQuzie0773]

PSA..."Y'all just because ur friends envite u to a Pimp and Hoe party doesnt mean that's ur job it's just a party" lmfao too comical lol

[@DetroitFettyghost]

@@Adamas11 look at the necklace "$".....he did 🤣🤣🤣

[@tyreesneed]

@@DetroitFettyghost STRAIGHT OUT THE 25 CENT GUMBALL MACHINE FROM THE GROCERY STORE LOL

[@NothingButSilicone]

Y’all just jelly that you don’t have fly threads like us. Suckas.

[@laughingatbirds]

It's nice that these girls are keeping this small boy safe on the streets .

[@andrewvanderhoof2531]

Lmao underrated comment

[@whoisharo4689]

Lol best comment. Truth.

[@nataliaevanna1068]

Literally made me laugh out loud 😂😂

[@joncandyfliprecords]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHK7eaKrfrSFisU

[@johnnydownzer3839]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@claudiah3146]

the girl with scars on her legs hurts my heart. they both deserve a lot of love

[@E60666]

She stay mutilating herself

[@kdeloris2225]

She's a cutter💔

[@shitass5193]

These bussdowns are forever ruined

[@user-ee1et2pm1z]

Shes a cutter, she can’t deal with her emotions,im sure this doesn’t help

[@firstlast-yn4qg]

didn't even notice cause she has the features of a model.

[@xobrijae]

Pimp: I’m homeless Also pimp: my house just got raided

[@lora717]

I love how you asked Ashley & Chrystal questions directly. If you wouldn’t have done that, He would have been the only one talking through the whole interview.

[@callummackay75]

it made me so angry when he started answering questions for crystal at the end. straight up manipulative narcissist. wish nothing but the best for all of them though.

[@aliplayspokemon]

Haha yea I thought the same

[@skeleboy420]

Are you dumb he was even saying that he wanted them to answer questions and damn yeah they hoes he the pimp

[@roblockhart8410]

He’s all talk. He ain’t no Pimp. How’s he going to protect them lol. He’s smaller than them. He’s really good at managing money yet they are homeless.

[@SDnative1993]

I thought the exact same thing. Not saying he isn’t doing what he’s claiming, but if so, wouldn’t letting them answer prove it more?

[@janelleblaylock2715]

This kid is so full of himself in his Halloween costume . He has brainwashed those girls and keeping them on drugs so they stay under his spell. My heart goes out to them.

[@trenchk5933]

The way he smokes cigarettes is the most loser shit I've ever seen. You can see it in his face he's doing it for the camera.

[@lulsliiim474]

No fr 😭

[@RetroHippie75]

He said in the past he had girls dude you been pimpin since you were 12 lol 😂 this lil boy is a joke he would get checked if he went to a real deal set smh he would get robbed 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[@DawnDiggetyNoDoubt]

They all in on it

[@fredinabun1986]

This guy couldn't brainwash anybody as he don't have a brain himself.

[@wildlyuninterestingpodcast9033]

Btw, he wasn’t raided. He made that up to account for money that he kept rather than use for the girls or for their “investments” . I could be wrong , but this is a common trick to get over on your “business partners”. I could also imagine how easy it would be to setup a fake raid that could make the scheme more realistic. Who knows, but it is interesting to think about.

[@E60666]

He did get raided . He showed the warrant while he was getting roasted on no jumper

[@Andwhataboutithuh]

How he homeless and got raided?

[@stacitowery4461]

He may have gotten raided and used it as a convenient excuse for money disappearing.

[@lenafaircloth7291]

"CEO minded" omg this clown 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martinhernandez9986]

Don’t forget his mom was patiently waiting for him outside in the lobby because she drove him there 😂😂

[@taradevi8695]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eusebioaboytes302]

In his Benz

[@krystingrant6292]

Yes 😑🤭

[@terezasolo1114]

Wrong interview lol

[@stilo_trece]

well I mean he did have a suspended license lol. that's a violet felony in his world

[@fiveoh3732]

2 minutes in…”We’re homeless” “im really good at managing money” lmao

[@MsAdventure531]

I’m wondering if he is saying that for a reason...

[@gamingwithfly9868]

😂

[@lanibourke8084]

Exactly

[@lanibourke8084]

Motivator, oh lord

[@jodydolphin79]

just lost 20grand to the feds

[@janellemccumber6805]

Really saddens me to to see how deeply empty these young women look. Sure, we get glimpses of smiles when they talk etc but the emptiness behind their eyes and their blank expressions really gave a view into their world and the toll on their emotional health. Showing how this lifestyle robs you so much of your self. Praying they find peace in life and find a way out. ❤

[@maygrantz4426]

correct..

[@jon3913]

That's the first pimp I've ever seen with braces!

[@juspete5527]

Most confident homeless man ive ever seen

[@marydonovan4174]

Ran away for the weekend

[@NothingButSilicone]

@@marydonovan4174 Hey Mary. How you doin 😉

[@yatesy117]

Taking care of the girls.....*buys them brand new tent*

[@msdemeanour]

an insecure kid

[@xDannyDLx8]

Feds took 20k

[@shawnconley-el6784]

Who else is here after watching him get his ass handed to him on Sharp Tank????😂

[@bryantinman1535]

1000% 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@guccigreen1197]

Me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@in4gainccali129]

Lol yep he never should of done that interview...Sharp set his ass on a platter for a real ass beating. Dude is self snitching on himself I couldn't take this clown serious..the homeless pimp with $500 dollars 😂

[@chiqui2370]

Me 😂😂😂😂 he a clown . He say he homeless and gets raided . He said they took 20,000 but he has no where to live 🤔

[@WalkAroundWillard]

That’s all I could fucking think about ahahahahahah

[@Elle-vm3ge]

Made me laugh so much when he said he’d noticed all the women in his life were bad at managing money, so Crystal and Ashley needed him to do that for them. Isn’t he homeless?! And wearing a gold chain with none other than a dollar sign?! Lmaooooo

[@leslyjones20]

3 'little birds with broken wings ..may you all heal and fly free❤

[@jonathangehman4005]

"I pride myself as being a C.E.O. minded person, I'm really good at managing money" said the homeless pimp while the women who are carrying him on thier backs sit right beside him. If this kid ever has a moment of self awareness and clarity he's going to feel about a half inch tall

[@crystalj6494]

Dude for real

[@andresimoes7467]

And the fact that he is so proud saying all that bullshit. makes me sick

[@iamatlantis1]

Sadly I see a young man that probably received little to no guidance from any sort of positive role model or parents in his life. He says it all with such a straight face and believing he's the shit because he genuinely doesn't know any better. We only know what we see and get shown growing up. It isn't an excuse but man, you're right he's going to end up awfully regretful from inside a prison, or maybe just dead.

[@kevindielemans3809]

Don’t miss the lean addiction

[@JK-oj7ph]

💯

[@joshuah.4496]

My jaw absolutely dropped when they said they were only 18. These poor girls have been so manipulated and misled.. I really hope they get the help they need

[@Rubycella]

Meth what a drug smh

[@fasteddie0306]

Misled? All three are lost souls

[@Robmancan1987]

These are kids. They won't even realize their mistakes until 25.

[@fasteddie0306]

@@Robmancan1987 realize by 25 or later imo. They won’t actually change till 30ish

[@Rubycella]

@@Robmancan1987 *shrugs* at least they will realize then

[@wildmist93]

I wish Ashley and Crystal could see just how beautiful they are and how much they deserve the world 😭

[@heatherw02hw]

I felt so bad when it showed the self harm scars on Crystal's legs. I hope these women get clean and find a better way of living.

[@InteractiveIdea]

We don't know if they are self harm ones. It's not comfortable to cut yourself that way. It could be a bdsm type of situation.

[@ariesfairy4444]

@@InteractiveIdeathe whole point of self harm is for it to hurt and be uncomfortable lol. those are def sh scars

[@drbennyboombatz9195]

It's almost like a comedy sketch, if it wasn't so tragic it'd be quite funny

[@edpsdad8663]

it's funny as fuck

[@alejandraguzman7709]

Dude right? It feels like satire

[@richhall1808]

Being on the channel is likely an unintended marketing opportunity for their brand.

[@mindfulnessorganix1588]

They are lying like a mf this white boy never struggled or will survive out here in the streets and his female obvious never been through shit and you could hear it and see it if you been through shit and grew up in the LA hoods

[@chrisharm6242]

💯 % agree

[@jonq8714]

The biggest confirmation of all of these interviews is to just be supportive and in your child's life. If you have a kid, that's your only job, it gives them emotional tools and confidence to handle the constant barrage of shit life throws at you. My heart breaks for these two beautiful girls.

[@Luchamom]

My heart breaks for all 3 of them! Just babies

[@Stupiddumdum]

thats a given fuck you talking about

[@commentatron]

Unfortunately (and realistically), that and $5 will buy you a half-caff cappuccino at Starbucks. Apparently, these souls come from a place where either the laws aren't enforced, or the people in power have decided that it's _mean_ to hold people accountable for their actions.

[@tinajackson6875]

Me to

[@Tacmama420]

It's even more sad that this generation doesn't wanna work because of the shit pay this country offers. U wonder why young ppl r turning to these life styles. This country is going to shit. The amount of taxes that get taken outta my pay is outrageous!

[@ramunesoda1]

This boy honestly sat here and said "they are white girls you dont see many of them out on the streets" 😂 when I tell you I HOLLERED 💀

[@hanginwithhunter3395]

Kelp: “I’m not saying they wouldn’t be where they are today without me, but I wouldn’t be where I am today without them. And vice-versa…” Also Kelp: “We’re homeless.”

[@sergeysvirsa3993]

I mean, without him the girls might've had a roof over their heads lol

[@hanginwithhunter3395]

@@sergeysvirsa3993haha! 😂 aww… sad

[@wendycook3777]

🤣😂🤣 I'm here after the sharp tank interview he was in LMAO this shit makes that shit 30 times funnier LMAO 🤣 🤣

[@keepit100_]

The game is real this foo is the real Malibu most wanted smh 🤦‍♂️

[@deagle2yadome696]

deadass same.

[@Lildoodirty]

Nigga really pimp role playing 😂😂😂😂

[@TheProliifik]

Same😂

[@Saidsofoodiecuisines]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Honey_Daddy]

You don't need a pimp. He just wants to convince them they need him.

[@DMaria216]

That's pretty much the definition. He's just a middle man.

[@NothingButSilicone]

Shame on both of y’all! My girls need me!!! On god! Bet on that!

[@NothingButSilicone]

@@DMaria216 baby girl you just a square and don’t understand the game. But if we met, I promise you would beautiful.

[@mark-ish]

​@@DMaria216 boy*

[@staysmooth3048]

Shut Yo Square Ass Up ! Lol

[@Bratzdolljadeee]

Why it look like he went to party city and bought a “pimp” costume that came with a plastic chain 😂

[@kimthompson3846]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-to1hn7jz2r]

He said they’re #1 hustlers in the OC and have everything they need, yet he said they’re homeless….make it make sense 😮

[@donnaradney2743]

Nothing wrong with a 9 to 5 girls. Love yourselves, go home, let your parents help you regroup. This dude is a joke.

[@deerheart87]

Def get out of this filthy way of being it’s disgraceful

[@ashleynicole5336]

The problem with a 9-5 is that they’d have to be responsible and not use drugs all day. I feel like that’s why so many addicts end up homeless. Not blaming them for their addictions, just stating my opinion on why it’s so hard for addicts to get out of that lifestyle. They need drugs, and daily drug use affects your job. Addicts will almost always choose drugs.

[@mindfulnessorganix1588]

You know this is bs right they all never been through shit and are lying it's obvious if you actually grew up in the hoods of LA and bs their actually privileged and grew up in a good homes look at them how they speak its obvious

[@moblack5883]

@@ashleynicole5336 Right plus they feel they can make an easy 100 bucks and not have to wait 2 weeks to get paid. They need money that day for drugs.

[@yagerr4279]

Lol right on

[@kriscleland6655]

This dude doesn't seem like a mean guy, he actually seems like a little kid. A pimp is actually meant to PROTECT their girls, this dude would get knocked out by most other actual pimps.

[@pyt.Cecexi]

wanna be. all his friends are prob black so he feels in he prob says nigga more than any black guy out there lmao

[@smokeazip]

he keep blick on him he not lacking

[@seife41]

I mean he is 19 tho

[@4321watts]

@@smokeazip lmfao Yea he can afford bullets sure

[@BellaxStrega]

pimps do not protect girls.

[@curryreeves1369]

“ I’m good at managing money “ 2 minutes ago he said “ I’m homeless “

[@BuIIet]

Everybody's talking about the girls but I actually feel bad for the pimp too. He's charismatic and well-spoken, I can only imagine what he could be if he had better influences growing up.

[@al5612]

Agreed.

[@KristinaKage]

I agree that he has a good mouthpiece. Defiantly would be a good salesman...just not of women. I could see him making a ton of money selling cars and thriving lol. Hell, he wouldn't even need to stop the drugs

[@Rapidre73745]

Lmao

[@DiscipleGarrett]

He’s a suburban kid who wants to be a pimp😂 I don’t think his “mouthpiece “ is going to get him anything but his ass beat😂 u can have good looks with an awkward demeanor as can you talk a lot but not be really saying anything. And charisma? 😂bro charisma?? This guy is the least charismatic person

[@texasktea]

Every pimp talks like this

[@dk237]

This was one of the most depressing interviews I’ve seen on this channel. Two absolutely beautiful young girls with so much potential doing what they’re doing is just …. Tragic. The “ pimp” is very full of himself.

[@sophialegs]

"They need the drugs to stay normal and work"?

[@matussafarik9523]

I suggest you go watch episode on No Jumper with Sharp ... kid thinks hes the pimp truth is hes mom drove him to the interview

[@gwareb8842]

Exactly pimp is full of himself what do we expect from a 19 year old its all about being cool.

[@dk237]

@@gwareb8842 right. I pray they see the light and somehow get out.🙏🏻

[@lisajen3502]

Well, if people decide to dance with the devil and play with fire they get what they get. It's pitiful all the way around anytime people are defeated by Satan. That guy in the video is doing exactly what he is supposed to do for Satans plan. Those "ladies " have no business doing what they're doing anyway. They are all losing , there's a lot of them out there that will do more for less pay. So they're all little demons and that's what they get. Play with fire get burnt . Dance with the devil and lose out

[@vaemonaey471]

Lmaoooo This is me at a job interview I know I’m not qualified for

[@CireB760]

Lmao

[@kayy888]

😂😭

[@Abbyd888]

🤣😂💯

[@anthonyesparza4163]

Good one Lmfao

[@brokvejar8801]

Truest shit ever spoken lmfao

[@wendymccullough7909]

Those girls look haunted.

[@Nolly518]

Wow … my prayers go out to Crystal and Ashley. They should’ve never met someone like him and deserved to experience better things. They are so lost and I hope the 3 of them get on a better path.

[@jojjes3494]

”I see myself as a ceo type im good at handling money” ”We are homeless ”

[@HeyItsJumpman]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Charles-tx8pw]

top comment lmao

[@urielcastaneda4024]

And how you homeless but got raidid

[@Royyaaaal]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 & he’s claiming he’s White here, but when Sharp was getting on his ass he was quick to say he’s Mexican.. dude is confused & just fills in the blanks as he goes 😂😂

[@daddydanko1189]

I’m fuckin dead 😂😂😂

[@Babydudetatts]

Hes not a pimp. Hes just a sad homeless drug addict that was able to manipulate these girls and further ruin their lives. Feel so bad for them.

[@alexmezzos5585]

So I have a question if he was a real pimp would that make him a really good person??? Either way he’s damned if he is and he’s damned if he’s not I think all you people need to leave everybody alone they’re not related to you you will never see them ever so technically you shouldn’t care about them. You guys are all acting like if he was a real pet he would be a better person

[@admetussenatorofthesullane7759]

@@alexmezzos5585 contradicting your own comment. Why do you care then?

[@Gangstermo_310]

Exactly 🎯 even said on his no jumper interview, he learned everything from KZbin. No real Life experiences

[@aarondaniele4141]

Lol yep

[@alexmezzos5585]

@@admetussenatorofthesullane7759 dude I can care less if he dies or lives. The problem with America today everyone is in everyone’s business

[@Milli4daze]

"I'm really good at managing money." Also, "We're currently homeless."

[@DD-hf4qs]

Let's remember y'all that each one is struggling w/ their own choice of drug .. I just hope & pray that the 3 of them seek help. Whether it's for rehab or & a different way of living, making money. Good Luck to the 3 of yous! ❤️🙏

[@joepana88]

"Girls can't manage money" "I'm good at managing money" .... also Kelpy "we are all homeless and hooked on drugs"

[@lizziegutierrez3473]

And he just got rated the night before, but homeless

[@joepana88]

@@lizziegutierrez3473 good catch lol I didn't even catch that

[@Craebae2022]

The Feds just took 20,000.00 dollars from me...the money the girls busted their assess for!? What did you really do with the money??? Raided ur tent? Hmmmm..questions...Girls wake up! No disrespect.

[@jaycutter5815]

And how’d he get raided??? He’s homeless!!! They raid the shopping 🛒?

[@travisflatt609]

Got raided and got kicked out of apartment.

[@thedooktroops5608]

‘A Pimp Named Kelpy’ sounds like a cartoon kids watch on Saturday mornings 😂😂😂

[@carolinespagnola6781]

I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@bensno7690]

Oh my!!!!!!funniest comment yet!!!!!😆🤣

[@jopalmer777]

In Australia, a Kelpie is a type of dog used to herd sheep and cattle (so unfortunately that part of the name suits him as he treats women as livestock). But unlike the working dog of the same name, this little mongrel in the video is neither working nor smart... It's like absurd theatre-sports or Larping taken to the extreme.

[@thedooktroops5608]

@@jopalmer777 he does look like he’s LARPing 😂😂😂 “I don’t know what you heard about me, but I’m a motherfuckin LARP” - Kelpy Cent 😂

[@mindfulness1118]

Yes indeed……. Kelpy (ie) the Farm Dog.

[@zerogoat]

That guy is like amazing, going from saying they are homeless right now to talking about how great he is at the money management game.

[@michaelamccrackin]

Thank you for sharing your story. I'm glad you all have each other. God bless and much love to all three of you. Your all very beautiful. Please be careful out there for real.

[@Tom-ym2id]

I've never met a homeless CEO before.

[@papadopoulos656]

He's the definition of a level 3 GTA 5 character.

[@lavaical]

LMFAOOO

[@daishalipford8868]

😂😂😂😂

[@shijakudarli8622]

Never say never. Here u just met one lmao

[@HotspurSkill]

KEKWWWW

[@bornloser113]

You can tell that Ashley is rethinking her life in this interview and I'm glad she used this interview like a therapy session to go back home. She let all the shit talkers talk

[@keatonjones6115]

Yeah, her body language screams uncomfortable, her finger tapping, the way she cant look up or has to look off to the side, thousand mile stare , not making eye contact with kelpy, body even turned away from him (compared to the other girl). That guy, makes her feel uncomfortable, not even the situation. Edit: oops i think i got the names mixed up, crystal, the one on the right seems uncomfortable.

[@Meloncholymadness]

How do you know she went back home?

[@KatKaotika]

Sadly he probably got them strung out on the drugs too.. he doesn't do meth but THEY do.. I wonder why🤔 SMFH 🤦🏽‍♀️ this kid is disgusting I dare him to come to the east coast with real NYC pimps and hustlas.. mafucka wanna talk about the trap.. fukk he knows bout dat? NOTHING BESIDE WHAT HE SAW IN VIDEOS. I risked my life caring for kittens and rescuing a cat from the trap on my floor.. you wouldn't be able to handle the south Bronx yo

[@KatKaotika]

@@keatonjones6115 word I noticed that too.. I feel bad for them... I'm willing to put money that he got them strung out with promises of a BS fantasy they believed.. I HOPE she went home can that be confirmed? She's young ASF she can easily get her life together!!

[@DutchKing]

This dude looks like Butters from south park in that bottom bitch episode

[@nickconsuelotorres1428]

I left home at an early age too. I also left because of all the fighting and all kinds of bs like that, I felt like a burden. Now im 30, got my life together, had a kid... And I learned what love, and respect was on the streets. I found a "family", and maybe it was a little f0cked up? Sure. But we really looked out for each other, specially when the bad days kicked in, we took care of each other. They say we understand our parents only after we have kids, but now that I do, I understand my mom and dad even less. I try to be a better person so my kid won't have to go through the same shi7 that I've been through. Loved hearing your story, want to send you guys lots of love. It might not be an ideal partnership, but no judgment here, I think it's great that you have each other

[@paulevans6066]

I hired Kelpy as my financial advisor and now I’m homeless

[@evelynfrierson5257]

I highly recommend bringing crystal and Ashley back for their OWN video. Kinda want to see them be 100% real and emotions. Praying for all three❤️

[@frank9592]

thats probably not easy to do, since he controls them

[@lrg863]

He would never allow that, Control is his tool for his survival. He's a leech and the girls are codependent. They never developed enough confidence nor value for them selves.

[@Himijendrix014]

Yes! Try to get the ladies to speak alone. Then you really see how controlling pimp is

[@killeralltires]

Then the pimp sees the video and the girls are never seen again.

[@chasingstacksent4486]

Facts

[@alexisshantel6355]

“I just got raided yesterday” “I’m pretty street smart” someone come get their kid 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️

[@shavonne4831]

LOL

[@ohitsesther7127]

He got his ass beat on no jumper podcast

[@Nessa_1990]

For real... this is so confusing. You're homeless and got raided THE FUCK where? A tent in his shitty way of trafficking women? Fthis clown

[@charliestone892]

Said he was homeless to so what got raided? They sure gave him hell on no jumper...boy getting lucky with the views and notoriety Prob will end up rich faking it the whole way

[@fishbones3177]

Plot twist his mom drove him to the interview and is waiting outside.

[@autumnequinox4166]

Can we have an update on them?

[@wishwash.washwish.1865]

This dude is obviously strapped. I'll be suprised if he makes it but hey who knows. All the best you three. You too Mark! 💯

[@adamdewees2476]

This feels like a high school senior project for drama class. Reality is gonna hit these kids hard very soon, playing this game.

[@YMSocialMedia]

I was thinking the same thing. I think they are barely scraping 18. They look younger, to me

[@nycapplesJH]

They look and act younger than 18…he acts like he’s playing a game of GTA

[@dingdongpoopoo7605]

Oh my god, yes

[@randlemcmurphy2672]

Is it April Fool's day today????

[@odesangel]

Kinda feels like a LARP tbh

[@MsG110]

Dude sounds like he learned his “pimpin” from watching Soft White Underbelly.

[@AymeeDonovan]

Lmao 🤣 seems that way don't it

[@r5ndom551]

He missed some episodes

[@private5261]

“This works. This is the best possible situation” (but we’re homeless crystal meth addict prostitutes being protected by a child in a clown suit). Feel sorry for them…

[@hairbysasha9157]

They way both of the girls looked away awkwardly when he spoke of his money management skills 😂😂

[@didosification]

fair reply, however his venomous grooming on underdeveloped minds works and sadly he will continue to grow in that direction. confidence fools those two teens

[@peach8142]

I caught that too lol😂 they looked like they wanted to pimp slap him and the girl on the right was trying not to ball up her fist lol

[@joncast1]

@@didosification they already left him wtf you talking bout 💀💀💀

[@465marko]

@@didosification I almost believed when he talked about "we're special people" etc. Yeeeah maybe that kinda talk could work for a while. But ultimately I think they were paid to be there to sit this interview, none of its real.

[@josephcheek4033]

@Abandon 1:49

[@luke7750]

This kid thinks he’s got life figured out. I remember being 18-19 and thinking the same. It’s sad they don’t realize yet that the decisions they’re making now will probably negatively affect the rest of their lives. I hope they cross paths with a mentor that can get through and point them in the right direction. Great video as always

[@reyhanajacobs1595]

He’s a “Sharpe impersonator”.

[@wildwildItaly]

It's the drugs that are going to ruin them.

[@Tawana_X]

@@wildwildItalyhopefully they find their way out before the drugs that over completely they still have their looks in this video which makes me believe it’s still a chance it’s still early in the drug use!!

[@stephenmurphy4604]

That kid will never have a normal life though l. He will never be able to do the normal 9-5 even if it was $200k per year. He’s attached to that hustle lifestyle

[@Wendy-rt5em]

The sex online will never go away!! For the rest of there lives

[@sarahhuber6466]

I would love to see an update. 🖤

[@mitternachtsplausch9559]

meme: "I'm really good at managing money" lives on the street

[@amandabeltran1914]

Him constantly talking over them was so infuriating. Saying he's always had it better than his peers, raided 20k, and that he's their money manager but their homeless. This one was interesting for sure.

[@LaCalmaChicha66]

he was even blowing smoke in her face smh

[@sarah-lee-cupkakes]

I think this video is a fake.

[@EmLeeTravels]

I was DUMBFOUNDED when he said "I'm 19, they're 18." That shit broke my heart.

[@vacheriedevacherie1959]

Same here. My daughter is their age, she’s in college studying design, and I’m so glad she’s smart enough to keep away from leaches like that kid in an ugly suit.

[@moblack5883]

I'd bet money one probably isn't even 18.

[@erikalivas1218]

when he said They need a pimp! real talk.... I was like what in the actual fuck.....

[@tdawg3803]

@@moblack5883 yea i bet the one on the left is like 16

[@gabrielalvarez1189]

They all old wtf don’t believe their bs young sells in there world

[@webthom]

3 Traumatized children, 2 women with borderline personality and a guy with narcissistic personality coming together and living in fantasy. Healthy childhood is so underrated. God bless those souls.

[@annabelladelli6121]

I think most people here are forgetting that the real villains in this story are the thousands of male adults who daily rape these babies. This helpless boy pimp has finally found two human beings who need him and who ask for his help. These are three children who are coping in the most destructive way possible but none of them is to blame. The ones to blame are the clients, period.

[@Thatguyhuhh]

This is both sad and hilarious at the same time.

[@blahblah4129]

Agree. The kid in the middle is laughable, well his delusion is.

[@sandycheeks5955]

@@blahblah4129 you see sharp roast him on no jumper? Fucking classic

[@jakejason4333]

@@sandycheeks5955 that was so pathetic

[@chronicillz1879]

@@sandycheeks5955 can you post a link please?

[@flygemini08]

True!🥴

[@jj4483love]

Childhood trauma is a hell of a thing. It destroys you if you don't work on it. No judgment on these people, they survived trauma and now they're broken addicts. My heart goes out to them.

[@Canaryislandgal]

Respect

[@DAVELa-Soul916]

No doubt, I had a crazy upbringing also..my heart goes out to these youth.

[@kedwards1093]

🙏💕🙏

[@peachoxo4099]

100% judging the thing in the middle 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@rsgshakey992]

You can see on Ashley’s legs that she used to be a cutter (hopefully it’s used to!) And that broke my heart, especially to see how much scar there are! I really hope they all get the help they need!

[@RNFORLAW]

This little boy wouldn't last 1 day in the streets. He is playing with fire posing to be a pimp. He says his mommy drove him to the no jumper podcast....Amazing ~

[@eileenlovato131]

Why are they homeless if your good at managing money.they should not be homeless sad

[@flirtwd]

A suburban, homeless pimp. What a joke. I can’t even watch this episode but I just love what Mark is doing.

[@jessica2brook]

Exactly

[@donnamichelle6440]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@curtismorris8126]

I got to about 4 minutes, was scaring the animals laughing too much.

[@JamesBlue28]

@@curtismorris8126 I was giggling from the start. Once I saw the money sign pendant I lost it.

[@marydonovan4174]

😅😅😅

[@elobee6147]

This is the kind of kid that yelled at his mom to shut up when she interrupted his video games to tell him dinner is ready.

[@mikesweet5848]

Eric Cartman?

[@pipelinecowboy]

Damn im having the 1995 movie " kids " flash back ! 😂

[@katsmusic8939]

17:00 This part is really telling, when she's talking about her family and her pimp reinforces the idea that she's better off with him. His reason is because her family was trying to control her, but really, he wants to be the only one in control. He'd do anything to grow that distance between these girls and their families.

[@AllPaperTaker-KingG]

Sharp gave him a verbal ass whooping like I’ve never seen before this dude is something else 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GHOST91141]

When Sharp told him that he seen him with two girls who looked at him with no confidence I died laughing 😂😂

[@chrissunshine8275]

Sharp said " No Bitchassness" 🤣🤣

[@__culturtingz]

That’s why I’m here 😂

[@jakegroegler1901]

Bro I fucking died within the first 2 minutes of it. Watched it 3 times since. After 70 minutes of straight disrespect kicked his faking ass right out the studio. His mom drove him 😂

[@shandaleah84]

Best podcast EVA 👏

[@izzycrybaby1164]

This kid sounds like me in a job interview.

[@80zbabyvinoru40]

🤣🤣🤣

[@user-rb4cf5dy4p]

Zero conviction in his voice lil boys a phony

[@franciscocisnerosjr7101]

🤣🤣🤣lmfaoo foreal !

[@youheard03]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s blagging it lmfaoooo

[@nicholaspike6158]

Yo that’s hilarious

[@jro182]

“I’m really good at handling money…” 10 seconds prior.. “We’re homeless.” Sounds like a financial wiz

[@mjb6446]

You can't be serious. Surely no one is taking this kid seriously.

[@noax79]

There’s no way that these girls are happy with their situation. The amount of cuts she has on her legs from self harming is horrible. I hope they find a better life for themselves before it’s too late.

[@jessicalund5190]

Yes, so much scarring from cutting.

[@liascully4661]

Noticed that too hopefully she and her friend get the help they need 🙏🙏🏻🙏🏽

[@SophiaDelReyDom]

Are those cuts or whipping?

[@pleun315]

Its so sad to watch this.....young girls for God saje

[@JJ-mh4xd]

Ok I noticed the cuts too.

[@kathleenasmr]

When Crystal started to talk about her parents… She misses them so much. Her disassociation throughout the entire interview is a coping mechanism, her silence is deafening

[@motivategreatness6515]

I 100% agree… I feel such comps for her. To me I saw her as the odd one out of the group. There’s something different about her. If something better came her way, I feel like she’s be more prone to go after it.

[@This-account-is-hacked]

@@motivategreatness6515 I think it’s funny

[@pinoyboysandme7251]

Her poor leg's from cutting 😔

[@alilih3652]

She doesn’t really look like she misses her parents bc she never really had them much. She looks like she’s just bored in the video. The one in the blue (Ashley) is 100% disassociating the whole time and looked upset bout her parents. I think u for the names confused

[@karlos1060]

@@alilih3652 Well Crystal is the one on the right in blue...so you are confused about that. But right in the rest.

[@AnastasiaSAM01]

this is so sad... i understand that these girl get a feeling of love from him which in a way makes them feel secure but deep down they know this isnt how there life should be these girls are worth sm and there young so god bless them and i really hope they find another way in life.

[@ell_emm_ohh]

I feel so bad for Ashley. All the scars on her legs break my heart. Something tells me that if she had full support from her family, she would not have chosen this lifestyle. She can't check in because they block her. I can not image not knowing where my child is no matter what age. Sad

[@kanofwhoopazz7852]

The dollar sign chain kills me 💀

[@BlueSkyyNoise]

It's fake for sure hahahaah

[@bushratbeachbum]

Also mentions how real he is, and bags out others wearing fake jewellery etc, while wearing that ridiculous suit and necklace!!

[@apogeotropism1714]

Honestly, it’s probably real… Also, probably why they’re homeless, right now. Lmao

[@micahsalas8963]

This ladies and gentlemen is called, trauma bonding. Extremely dangerous practice.

[@leahswenson7776]

It's so hard to break. Thinking you have something special and unique and really it's just trauma. Thinking you're well matched, nope just trauma.

[@hollyharris1874]

I so want to see Ashley & Crystal again. Independent, healthy, & happy in another portrait by Mark. Love to these babies 💜

[@pinkfairydust83]

This was devastating to watch.

[@thats.so.geh.]

Crystal and Ashley... Just because your parents didn't know how to love you, doesn't mean you don't know how to love yourselves. You do. You have the wisdom inside you. Don't abuse yourselves because you think you're not worthwhile. You are. Your parents just don't know how to be parents. That's all.

[@MrNutsPea]

this.

[@lilianamedina1724]

They victimize themselves. They are grown ladies. They made it through hell. Why not work on your self worth and prove to your damn family. Hey look at me now. I'm successful without you

[@thats.so.geh.]

@@lilianamedina1724 I wouldn't consider anyone in their early 20's "grown". I didn't know sh@t when I was that age. Love and encouragement goes a lot further than judgment and expectation.

[@lilianamedina1724]

@@thats.so.geh. Every one has a diffrent mentality at a certain age. Some maybe be young, but much wiser others maybe old and still are immature. Life is what shapes a person no matter what age you are. Some will wake ⏰️ up others will not. I could have easily victimize myself too, but I choose to better myself from my demons

[@rsgshakey992]

Things like this should show people that both parents are needed in the home! They told the same story of the family breaking up and from there they went downhill, that says it *ALL!*

[@charlaburnett4290]

He says he has a CEO mentality and he puts their money into investments but they are also homeless. Let's be real here.

[@mikerico5568]

Search warrant... um, how does a judge sign off on a search warrant for someone who is homeless?

[@zachinnifayfayfomosadface]

This hurts my heart I can’t even watch this

[@beckyleon4622]

"I actually just got raided.... yesterday" HAHAHA this kills me. The ego on this guy is insane to me. He claims to be good with money and providing them security but in the same breath states that they are homeless.

[@erikalivas1218]

welp you wrote what I was thinking l... lord

[@beckyleon4622]

@@erikalivas1218 hahahah I love that for us!!

[@andreww2111]

It’s all an act 😂 haha

[@TheDayTripDiva]

Exactly! We’re homeless, but the feds took $20k when they raided me yesterday. 🤨 I can’t with this guy.

[@sslilac]

I'm a 45 yr old proud independent woman and this lil boy is playing with my mind lol. He got game 😂