ONE UNIT GETS OVER 4,000 KILLS! HILARIOUS - Total War: Rome 2

[@war_designer8763]

Apollo: Club Levy is really Goo - Chariots: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I am the Captain now

[@marvelrifter]

background music when the chariots charged... *stelio kontos*

[@anathar8830]

You forgot to end it with “...Irish.”

[@BrayOfTheDonkey]

I get the feeling this was the writers D&D from Game of Thrones who played with the club levy lol

[@BroFiST13]

Good thing the Geneva convention didn't get signed in ancient times

[@Robbini0]

Not really sure what reasons they could use for banning chariots or specifically scythed chariots

[@Shadow-rl8cu]

@@Robbini0 Weapon of mass destruction?

[@Robbini0]

@@Shadow-rl8cu So... they would be banning a very common transportation vehicle, due to a modification that could be done in minutes or hours at most?

[@Shadow-rl8cu]

@@Robbini0 No, just TW's chariots will be okay

[@MCshadr217]

@@Robbini0 common transportation vehicle? Chariots were very rare for such things, they were literally designed for one thing, two if you count later times. They were designed for war.

[@kyleshuler2929]

Me, a Plebian: Five Hundred Apollo, an Intellectual: Half a Thousand

[@schlumpy982]

Exhaled

[@TheDrumstickEmpire]

Jupiter, fecking Jupiter: half a million.

[@kapitan19969838]

Mah niqqa, it's a regular way to speak

[@mcsquared4238]

Me: a Plebia: K/D Apollo, An intellectual Kill/D

[@serenade4926]

Normal people: One thousand. Me, an -Intellectual- arsehole: ten hundred.

[@Algernon7]

5:30 "Can you Imagine 300 men dead already, it's not even been a minute" WW1 would like to speak with you

[@blitzcrieg101]

And they thought the Battle of the Somme was bad

[@drip9210]

@@blitzcrieg101 on the first day of the Somme there were over 250,000 British killed

[@donbajgora9383]

Comrade дерьмовая грудь no dude , on the first day out of 50k british casualities , out of them only 20k died , u went of the charts . 200k is just unbearable for a day

[@TheDrumstickEmpire]

Comrade дерьмовая грудь 250k was the battle as a whole 37k for first day.

[@blitzcrieg101]

I said 250,000 I should have said 57,000! Sorry

[@RMD_RMD_]

I think Club Levy did a good job. They almost touched the walls.

[@hyper8701]

Yea, I was surprised they even touched the ground.

[@vladsimon9873]

Yeah, great job club levy!

[@pandaboy9932]

So true 😂😂😂😂

[@Jesusthememer]

Look keep in mind they traded roughly 6000 in exchange for roughly 40 (including chariots and cav) seems like a great trade to me they did great

[@hugonilsson1575]

Samta Hohimer LOL

[@badbutton5869]

Used chariot salesman- *Slaps chariot" You can cut down 4000 men with this bad boi.

[@kapitan19969838]

*sigh* ''good times''

[@justinpopelka1148]

Bwahahah

[@justinpopelka1148]

Mint

[@jaro551]

I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂

[@jaro551]

Just imagine it being real 😂

[@jayd8091]

"Why did you not bring any siege towers or siege equipment?" - Because they aren't club levy, obviously.

[@legokingtm9462]

Obviously

[@blitzcrieg101]

Laying siege without siege equipment... DUDE WHAT THE CRAP!

[@Fabianwew]

I wonder what he thought would happen when he reaches the gate.

[@blitzcrieg101]

@@Fabianwew I have no idea

[@blitzcrieg101]

@@legokingtm9462 dude, you make Lego stop motions? Me too! I saw your pizza delivery. It's awesome!

[@LordSkullkid]

The stupidity of this strategy is almost admirable

[@BrayOfTheDonkey]

I still think surely that was set up to see how many kills a unit could get lol

[@uctruongtri5352]

there's 2 things that is infinite, the human's stupidity and the universe, and i'm not sure about the universe -einstein

[@keevomora]

this is so stupid im actually worried about the guy playing club levy lmaoooo

[@jeffthemercenary]

I think they got a breakdown combining like that

[@krystofcisar469]

Gotta be easiest AI :D

[@desertranger1095]

I imagine some 14 year old rage smashing his computer when he finds out he isant a military genius.

[@indianasquatchunters]

Desert Ranger YOU’RE DISRESPECTING A FUTURE US ARMY SOLDIER rheeeeeeee. Haha but in all seriousness I can see that happening.

[@onlinekurtu]

hahahahahaha so true

[@carinjansen8579]

Isn't

[@KaylumHSQ]

Carin Jansen saving the world with grammar corrections

[@simplifiednews4235]

Soviet Russia would love his tactics

[@50shekels]

Gimli: 17! 18! 19! 20! Scythed Chariot: *cough cough*

[@kiwifish2990]

I dunno, 2,432,902,000,000,000,000 is a lotta kills for Gimli

[@NightShadow_digitalphotography]

Lmao

[@dark.8557]

Gimli: *Drops Warhammer* I GIVE UP

[@eudimzy-4349]

It’s actually not click bait like what the hell

[@lolhi9823]

Lol

[@blades9152]

NICE

[@h3egypt]

The most overpowered unit in the game... yet few people actually know about

[@jordinagel1184]

Hagag Hamed only overpowered if your enemy doesn’t have the right tools to take it down

[@jeffthemercenary]

@@jordinagel1184 yea but its more useful in a open field battle

[@Thoran666]

I always wondered if it was a legit strategy to lag out the opponent. Just make a massive unit spam that his PC cannot handle and win by him failing to command his army at 1fps. Well, seems like it is very situational and generally not a good idea.

[@sevthegamer8976]

Well i guess the only way it can work is if the other player is a friend or you know he has a worse pc if he has a better pc you can hit yourself in the knee

[@Freya27395]

now thats thinking outside of the box

[@jeffthemercenary]

That actually work one time i played shogun 2 and the enemy just spamming Yaris and Swords and my 3-4 year old PC cant handle it and just crashed EDIT : some typos

[@madcow1326]

One of those cav units from Saba got over 700 kills

[@Angannatar]

But if the cavs hadn't entered, I belive the charriot could have killed at least a thousand more. The levys fleed due to the extreme loses and excess of strong enemy units flanking them.

[@ohnoa2]

so how many club levies you are bringing? yes

[@aidentalley3787]

*yes*

[@manuelbes]

and how many club levys are gonna die ? yes

[@Lo-tf6qt]

When you said a unit got over 4000 kills I thought you meant someone used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

[@ragnartwrii744]

That would have been 5k kills!

[@SomehowUnsurprising]

LordKamikaze That was the initial strategy until the thrower counted 1... 2... 5!

[@indianasquatchunters]

For Jupiter’s sake, I sure hope the Rabit of Caerbannog hasn’t made its way into the glorious city of Rome. How will we use the Holy Hand Grenade when Christian Rome hasn’t come to be yet?!?!?

[@elijahhartke9463]

Love that movie

[@scottdolan201]

Is this a ready player one reference?

[@alexalexalex92]

Can we get a nine-chevron unit of Praetorian Guard against four armies of club levy?

[@MrMalicious5]

When I got my Praetorians ranked up all the way, 3 or 4 units with some counter cav would demolish most full stacks.

[@chloroxbleach8561]

"Assault the walls! Everyone push up!" "Uh sir there it looks like there won't be a siege your grace."

[@elysium7242]

*Stannis Baratheon wordlessly draws burning sword, edgewalks into death and eternal glory*

[@gastonjaillet9512]

That's what I love about your channel. Sometimes, I come here to see good strategy and tactics. Sometimes I come here for fun, just like that. We can have all that with Apollo! And the commentary is just on point whatever the content is 👌

[@blitzcrieg101]

Don't forget Apollo's narration. It's funny. Just like in 9:23 "it's disgusting" 😂😂😂

[@gastonjaillet9512]

@@blitzcrieg101 Absolutely 😂!

[@BrayOfTheDonkey]

I still think surely that was set up to see how many kills a unit could get lol

[@blitzcrieg101]

@@BrayOfTheDonkey oh yeah

[@XDlosDominicans]

"Hey 85 kills is good!" "Yeah? Try 4000!" Got some Gimli and Legolas vibes right there

[@markaxworthy2281]

Given what we now know about Total Winners, this was clearly rigged.

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Suebi players: *achievement unlocked: LEEROY JENKINS!*

[@thevebis6392]

Okay guys, I did the math! The chariots got their first kills when the timer was at 11:08 (game time, not video) and reached 4000 at 8:48. That gives them 4000 kills in 2 min and 20 sec. There are 12 chariots, which gives them 333,3 kills each. Divided on 140 sec (2 min and 20 sec) you get 2,4. 2,4 kills per SECOND! That's crazy! And at that point they hadn't lost a single Chariot. Video referance: Chariots first kills: 7:10 Chariots reach 4000: 10:40

[@Kublaioi]

Respect

[@blades9152]

Total war Rome2: chariots are surrounded and slaughter thousands Real life same situation: Clublevy: “slit the horse throats!”

[@TheMrFu]

Poopoo peepee

[@tunakhan6950]

@@TheMrFu what?

[@blades9152]

Snafu what

[@ItsMickIntosh]

Cant kill what you cant catch

[@blades9152]

Nicholas Merrell they were surrounded by infantry.

[@ken83276]

The other two generals as soon as they hear the club Levvy allies get charged by chariots. "Well ah, boys... I think we can go home. There no need for war."

[@gamerkev30]

10:00 "it just keeps on going up, its like a download or something" XDDD

[@benedictjajo]

24 Chariots> 300 Spartans.

[@blades9152]

No. Spears are effective against chariots as said. I don’t care if you tried to make a joke. It’s a retarded joke.

[@TheMrFu]

@@blades9152 poopoo peepee

[@linkofvev]

@@TheMrFu Each night, before they go to bed, a Spartan warrior checks under the bed for Scythed Chariots.

[@karlfranz1808]

@@blades9152 I only hear mimimimi

[@Fabianwew]

@@blades9152 Japan is gay and the katana sucks.

[@chewswisely7365]

Me: *sees the title* Also me: Are you sure you aren’t playing Three Kingdoms?

[@Sislik5182]

take your snacks and drinks gu.. oh wait, its already over...

[@capnfungi7875]

4,000 people get brutally slaughtered by just 100 men, funniest shit i've ever seen.

[@whowoulge1256]

14:30 that aged well....

[@kallias]

This was such a good idea for a video! Really brightened my day 😂 You should keep this format alongside your regular siege battles and call it Total War Fails or something and make a series 😜

[@MollymaukT]

"The defenders are Total Winners so they're really good and experienced players" boy this didn't age well

[@cheekybum1513]

What happened?

[@MollymaukT]

@@cheekybum1513 They were caught cheating on a Rome 2 multiplayer tournament that Apollo was organizing. There's a video about it from around 2 months ago

[@bluiedaniel2739]

@@MollymaukT, yeah, it kinda killed me that they cheat and saw some if their okd battle

[@im_flat]

@@MollymaukT how the fuck do you even cheat in total war

[@hello7522]

@@im_flat The part that makes it even more embarrassing, is that they lost the game they cheated in.

[@SpaceBadgerino]

Just saying I would love to see a Elephant go against those Club Levis

[@KadinoTheDumpling]

I thought the unit was elephants lol

[@SpaceBadgerino]

@@KadinoTheDumpling 9 months later lol

[@soinsu3950]

@@SpaceBadgerino 9 months later again bro XD

[@SpaceBadgerino]

@@soinsu3950 Fair enough

[@wargriffin5]

@7:00 "It was at this moment the Germanic player knew...he fucked up."

[@deanpomeroy753]

This was epic.Also I would like to see Apollo make a compilation of best artillery hits

[@stopmotionjj3609]

yes!

[@blades9152]

No!

[@stopmotionjj3609]

f off bi**

[@blades9152]

stopmotion jj No!

[@stopmotionjj3609]

im sorry

[@nerdybacon6244]

The Club Levy guy probably just did it for the memes

[@anonymousguy6928]

This Total Winners is a great team didn’t age very well lol

[@Scrungelz]

Club Levy player: "3 months ago I lost 4000 men in the blink of an eye...and Apollo just fuckin watched."

[@jamesmurphy7828]

That is what you call a noob stomp, lol. They didn't even bring siege equipment. They'll never touch club levies again. lol.

[@releca3735]

11:50 meat is back on the menu bois !!!

[@blitzcrieg101]

That is from the Two Towers. When the Orc said that after chopping off the other Orcs head. lol

[@churchjauregui8913]

Club Levy: You can’t just beat our overwhelming numbers in mere minutes! Scythed Chariots: haha knife horse go swish swish

[@ThaFlyinHawaiian]

As soon as I saw the sea of club levy I fell off my chair lmaooo 😂😂😂

[@trebor797]

When the winged chariots arrived!

[@reidf8506]

Coming down the river side!

[@Barrystue]

@@reidf8506when the winged chariots arrived

[@EpicDoughnut]

I'd love to see more of these goofy moments! The 40-60 minute videos are great, but sometimes it's nice to just have a short, funny one now and then.

[@friendlyfoe8982]

club levies: "We have you outnumbered 400 to 1 chariots: "I like those odds

[@fattail01]

Messenger: "My lords! Its... the Club Levys." Lord: "We have walls."

[@jasonwright1687]

Wow... That is totally nuts! Dang... If the levy player had placed that hoard in the very rear and let allies break defenses, they could have come in at halfway point in the battle as reinforcements and swamped the defenders

[@ellingtonGaming]

Holy. Crap. That's NUTS

[@hoanglongtran2707]

So this is the immortal Total Winners 🤣🤣🤣

[@Nick-cu1mg]

4000 club levy pulls up Chariots: I’m about to end this whole mans career

[@ashina2146]

Apollo before: Club Levy is awesome in defense, not in attack That 2 Players: ok

[@capriceoussun8838]

One chariot unite causes genocide Apollo : " that's hilarious , they would ride to the sunset."

[@bronysaiyan5236]

Put those poor levys through the grinder :(

[@goodkarma82]

PA: 1066, good historic number. Anglo Saxons: Am I a joke to you?

[@ryanhinrichs7353]

Me when Apollo says it’s clickbait. What is the title?

[@SethanderWald]

Lol, same. xD

[@Amadmaniac1]

I would have believed it if it was war elephants, but chariots? WTF?

[@ARMOREDSCARUB]

Sweet buttery Jesus...

[@evanmack8527]

Two friend's in a call* "WHAT!"

[@miguelzuniga1776]

When your unit in Rome 2 acts like a mage in Warhammer 2

[@Zoey--]

I clicked this video zoomed right to the end and was like... "Chariots. Rome 2. Should have seen this coming." The most broken, rage inducing unit used against one of the most idiotic siege attacker armies in the most ridiculous 'formation' I've ever seen in gameplay. Being able to mvoe order chariots through an enemy army is the most broken thing in a total war game I've seen because chariots just seem to utterly ignore enemy mass and slay everything on contact like they're surrounded by force fields.

[@antred11]

Agreed. Chariots are incredibly stupid in Rome 2. There's a reason why they had basically disappeared from armies around the world well before Rome even became a great power.

[@null8441]

"Total winners are some really good players", this didn't age well.

[@blitzcrieg101]

Apollo, you are a magician. I pretty much only watch your NTW vids because I love Napoleon, but your title was so compelling that it hooked me instantly. Now I feel like watching more of your RTW vids. Amazing!

[@tronalddump1133]

"This is a positive K/D" oh really? Couldn't tell...

[@nopepotato1303]

Apollo on Jan 2020 video : GREATEST ARMY COMP OF ALL TIME!! Consists of club levy's *One year later* *Fast forward to this* Chariot: Let me introduce myself.

[@Cnupoc]

Scythian Chariot drowning in dead enemies: 4000 kills, Sire! Sire: Marry my daughter!

[@s-z515]

Would love to listen to that chat room 😂😂 I like the format of a little bit sillier videos sometimes. Keep dishing out the great content PA

[@Dangelboyd]

Given it was Total "Winners" I'm almost certain this was staged. Got some of their buddies in to feed them to get their name out there.

[@robertgould7792]

I love the videos where the point is a single strategic move. Whether it’s an epic sally out or a great use of pikes or archers it’s fun to see a single strategic move used to the extreme

[@ervinrommel1056]

This guy will certainly bring glory to rome

[@bingobongo73]

Ok they won’t expect a Illyrian levy spam guys

[@nathanielzeckendorf6542]

Hey Pixelated Apollo! Been a fan for several months and a sub for a couple of days. I would love to see a siege battle where you just pick one random soldier to follow for the whole battle. Showing some other parts of the fight as well but mostly watching the battle from the perspective of one soldier. Thanks! love ya!

[@thecrusaderhistorian9820]

It looks like Kush and Athens lost a bet and got the worst Total War players for teammates as punishment. I loved this video! It was very funny!

[@CaporegimeMarcus]

This made me feel better at my own Total War skills, hope you make more vids like this! XD

[@thehedgehogdriver4591]

I've been a long time fan coming in with your reforged videos but lately, i haven't had the time to watch really long videos. This one was short, funny and overall enjoyable, and I think it would be great to see some more. As a side note, I really love what you do and your videos got me and my brother playing Medieval 2 and Third Age Reforged. Thank you so much.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

I can imagine all the salt in the game chat lmao

[@EmperorKandyKatsuVonKandai]

Apollo: I think he (Pontus) did that Me: You are Pontus!

[@alanhouk1427]

Surtha Ek and Settra The Imperishable, the chariot masters of warhammer have to creamin their crops at this

[@deanpomeroy753]

I love seeing these kind of silly battles there super entertaining

[@deathrecated]

At first, I assumed it was staged because it was just too convenient for the attackers. All of their units bunched up, with chariots and cav seconds away.. Then I realized the attackers were Total Winners and now I'm 100% sure this was completely staged.

[@Jeda_Tragumee]

No, the DEFENDERS were Total Winners.

[@forkmor1661]

Looking back after total winners cheating scandal, I'd say it's just staged

[@asadalikazim]

Found your channel this week and this is my new favourite YT video ever.

[@voidfire3582]

Keep this up pixie it's both funny and educational for new players to total war so they know what not to do and the result of if they don't listen

[@zg4705]

are these the total winners that cheated lmaooo

[@vengeance5537]

If I was that chariot commander, I would have probably fainted exhausted merely by yelling so much.

[@Tortuga629]

Pontus had a whopping 287 K/d ratio. Club levy dudes had; .012 .014 Every one of their dead men did 1% damage. That's incredible.

[@thoratix6310]

This is almost to the standards of Thermoplyae

[@AfaqueAhmed_]

How did his teammates still have the audacity to continue the war .

[@stevenkies802]

Funny, but in real life, the charioteers would have been swamped and cut to pieces when they came to a stop inthatmass, even by low tier units like club levies. This highlights a flaw in the system. Chariots shouldn't deal the same damage at a standstill as when in a charge.

[@witchkingofangmar3721]

Apollo's attitude and voice sound so positive. Always makes me happy watching these videos :)

[@anubisd613]

5:00 Russian army ataking Berlin 1945 Colorized

[@agentsmith3632]

Soviet, not russian.

[@AVH-Marv]

Now this is the quality content I subscribed for 10/10 P.S. I love your vids Apollo.

[@AjLechtenberg]

"In melee, unit winning decisively" You don't say?

[@Youtubedocamilo]

Nice video! Hahahahaha liked the small silly battle

[@hardybryan]

When you said it wasn't click bait, I just assumed some archer unit had glitched into unlimited ammo or something. That was amazing to watch. I have to assume those guys were like, 'fuck it, let's just see what happens if we try this.'

[@Firefox-xr7mp]

4000 club Levi: charge!!!! Chariots: hello there.

[@gamingwithraspyvoice3236]

That is the funniest thing ive seen in total war rome 2. keep up the great work apollo and if i was starting i would spam archers then the phrase our arrows will blot out the sun works

[@RIP_Greedo]

If this wasn't an intentional setup, perhaps one explanation is that the Suebi players did not realize during army selection that they were attacking. They had the same upgraded club levy spam that PA showed off on the defense before - clearly they knew what they were picking. It would also explain why they didn't bring any siege engines. If they were really clueless noobs (and how many clueless noobs are in a clan?) I figure they would have spammed a fancier unit and brought a catapult. Once the battle started and they were outside the walls, not much they can do besides have a laugh about it.

[@taiwanukraine4363]

I guess there will be people spamming chariots next time. 🤔

[@kafir1mw2quick]

I thought this was amazing, until I heard the defenders were "total winners". Then it was pretty clear it was rigged.

[@JD-hs1wm]

The most kills I got was with armored indian elephants playing as seleucid 1820-75 something like that in campaign