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[@ahorseofcourse7283]

The dude casually enjoying a splinter of wood at the end makes for a fantastic punchline.

[@jibranbhat8711]

That's authentic pasta

[@zroh_in]

It’s a woodchip ? 🤔

[@meganstewart9724]

@@zroh_inauthentic pasta from italy

[@emberjaxx585]

@@zroh_in it’s authentic pasta

[@LoFi3]

It’s wood

[@yujie9305]

first time he’s actually made something practical and useful

[@matthewaaa5138]

Yeah lemme just go in the drawers and pull out the ol pizza axe

[@unai49999]

​@@matthewaaa5138bold of you coming in here with that pfp

[@Are_you_eyeballing_me]

We might be stretching the definition of “practical” to its limits with this one lmao

[@hinderburger3804]

calling THAT practical is quite the stretch

[@breathingisfun69]

​@@Are_you_eyeballing_me Maybe not "Practical" but definitely "Useful"

[@frankvboy]

When your father is italian and your mom is french...

[@mrblack576]

What is the french part

[@chessterstone]

@@mrblack576execution

[@TheBlackzman]

Lol

[@user-mv4mc5xm6h]

😂😂😂

[@dydy974fr]

@@mrblack576 guillotine

[@alishooreshi4227]

That forearm vascularity

[@morayeel344]

all it takes is a papercut

[@crndgz3989]

Goals

[@GeneralStriker]

😢

[@nocontender6409]

@@morayeel344How dare you but I still support you

[@jmmj3746]

OMG I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ACTUALLY POINT IT OUT

[@eazypete2156]

Dudes standing there waiting for his next victim like a town executioner

[@PiRatZii]

that fucking face LOL

[@DaveYognaut]

the face when the melon gets brought in... that soulless stare... 😂

[@waffle_chair9269]

😂😂😂

[@yxngclarity4552]

lets all be real this is the axe we should have seen from the town executioner in skyrim elder scrolls V

[@toothhair3676]

i think someone needs to @ dwarven dad with this one he needs to see this fr

[@themaninthehat9139]

The fact it works so well is what’s so funny

[@cact0s_ulion405]

I did NOT expect it to work

[@A-Train--]

I know right ! 😂

[@ThePandaAgenda]

Gets stuck in the board every time

[@thejanitor5671]

@@ThePandaAgendait’s cardboard

[@elijahpelito4722]

@@ThePandaAgenda cardboard also turns to sht(literally) if it gets water, which is like the least intimidating thing ever(except in oceanic quantities)

[@whatdidyousay245]

that looks like an italian execution weapon

[@Drekromancer]

"I sentence you... to _DEATH BY PIZZA"_

[@whatdidyousay245]

​​@@Drekromancer Stats: (Sharp + Tetanus) 70 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10 (Tetanus) 10

[@CandiceGoddard]

I thought a cross was an Italian execution "weapon".

[@christophervicknair545]

The Italian barbarians favorite weapon

[@Stranger-gl6ie]

+5% iron +20 Style +10% Chance of infection

[@alexrusset8614]

If he uses it frequently, I hope he keeps it clean.

[@FrizFroz]

5% pleasure 50% pain

[@drwmusic5704]

​@@FrizFroz and 100% reason to remember the name

[@craigselvon8602]

Those numbers don't add up 😂

[@redballproductions1321]

@@drwmusic5704Damn, so many Mike shinoda references.

[@SB35702]

homies aim was actually clean af for the pizza.

[@piggydabest]

I wonder how many pizzas it took to get it that clean

[@yungwhop]

@@piggydabestOne

[@yobrethren]

You know for a fact imma miss that swing and end up with a desecrated pizza

[@freescape08]

No kidding, Costco food courts could learn a thing or two.

[@Lxk3ez]

It’s not exactly hard to miss

[@Someone-sc2hk]

Am italian and I've been making pizzas since I was 3, we need to get this in mass production

[@Wolfcodealtaccount]

wth, im italian and ive not been making pizzas since i was 3 thats so weird ngl

[@Someone-sc2hk]

@@Wolfcodealtaccount Dipende da che genitori hai.

[@Wolfcodealtaccount]

@@Someone-sc2hk Giusto vero hai ragione

[@mrcatastrophe5986]

"The Italian executioner desires the Pizzaxe"

[@davidcii]

to execute the one who made it

[@Meat_Duck_Dude]

" The defendant claims they are not guilty your honor " " We have preformed the exploratory surgery and have confirmed they defendant has eaten a.. a-a PINEAPPLE PIZZA! "

[@Meat_Duck_Dude]

" THIS CRIME IS ONLY PUNISHABLE BY DEATH "

[@FrstSpctr88]

" DEATH BY PIZZAXE!!! "

[@rallyrabbit3716]

"He had put pineapple on pizza, off with his head!"

[@TheIncredibleMrT]

Alexas commitment to his role is really what sells the whole thing, like the cherry on top 😂

[@janfilby7086]

Alexa is a real one, he even took a concussion for IDAT's boxing training 😁

[@Pengu69420]

Alexa is such a great friend, always goes all in with Alex's "great" ideas

[@kamae1868]

Chef’s kiss!

[@emerosky9899]

Emmm the Meatball on top

[@koganeitou]

Who is Alexas

[@sawhz_]

I wasn’t expecting to open KZbin and see those 2 words together

[@F4T4L3RR0R]

"This design is very human"

[@lratio551]

The kitchen's chef gonna look like a silent hill boss with this one

[@Xeonort]

The pizza at this restaurant is cut table side.

[@ramiyounis7569]

@@Xeonort hahahahaha golden

[@adam-vm3zj]

Just add little arrow heads to the end of the 8 prongs and you've got a Warhammer 40k chaos weapon

[@shanebryant6478]

​@@Xeonort little kid reaches it to touch pizza as axe is coming down

[@matthewscott1544]

🤣 The only thing someone could have added to make this any better than it already was!

[@big_shrekus]

the design is very human

[@lefay7637]

what human are you using this on pal

[@YurieSnowie]

​@@lefay7637 midgets

[@bakedtoast278]

let my good friend demonstrate

[@freddiesolis8531]

Very human indeed

[@alanmonteros6432]

Very easy to use

[@KiwiTheRetroGal]

You just created one of the most creative weapons in Dead by Daylight.

[@ryouarozado1350]

Alex: Uncooked Pasta You're Next. Italians: Dying Of Heart Attack.

[@kajin807]

This would actually be sick in a sit down pizzeria. Imagine they bring out the pie, set it on the table, and slam this down on the pizza right in front of you

[@TheOfficialChannelOfChannels]

call it Slaughter House Pizza or Medieval Pies

[@nexiuz2233]

Yeah, sounds a bit messy

[@hyperbroli6672]

and imagine they just happen to miss the mark by a little bit and your head ends up the same as that watermelon

[@polo619652]

And I plop my head right on it while the axe goes down, good night sweet prince

[@ROTMGmimighster]

I could definitely see that going viral on tiktok or something and everyone flocking there just to get a video.

[@GobanShodan]

Your friend deserves an Oscar for that commitment to the bit when he ate that splinter

[@Gropylol]

Friend? They are together hahaha

[@MoshiSquared]

@@Gropylol Some would say they're roommates even

[@exalented]

Some would say they're gay

[@exalented]

Some would say they're 👬

[@ren137c]

​@@GropylolWait are they? I never would have suspected.... The way they act towards eachother just seems normal amongst any good friends... A little kissing here and there don't make you gay....

[@ThisRealBilly]

Lionfield needs to see this

[@AdrianHernandezromano-pq9it]

Bro is just making things for a zombie apocalypse

[@rajulrowdy4578]

"it will cut" -forge in fire

[@makvelo1001]

"It will KEAL" -the KeAl guy

[@gavinclark6891]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO PUT HIM ON THE SHOW WOOOOOO WOOHOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WOO WOOOHOOOO YEAH YEHEAH WOOOOO DO IT WOOHOOOOOOOO MAKE HIM A CONTESTANT WOO WOO HAHAHAH YEAH HAHAHA WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@LordSaitamer]

WILL IT KEAL THO?

[@CactusBrannigan]

@@gavinclark6891I’m glad you’re having such a good time bro 🤣

[@Cindarr1]

it will keeeeeel @@makvelo1001

[@NB125_]

The fact that he made something that worked really well is super surprising

[@nexiuz2233]

It’s not that complicated of a design

[@Nik-bu9fd]

@@nexiuz2233 🤓

[@alexturnbackthearmy1907]

Gun-hammer was also very good.

[@SuperCrazyEstonian]

Yet its so stupid that it works. "A pizza axe" ...wtf?@@nexiuz2233

[@SnailHatan]

Yeah, no. Everything he makes is useful. You’re just a boring knob

[@tylerturner3145]

The fact that he hit pretty much dead center on that pizza is impressive

[@LoneMaestro-]

Imagine you go to the pizza restaurant and they serve you an uncut pizza straight out the oven and you are like wtf how we all gonna eat this then you see a man in DARK SOULS ARMOR armed with the PIZZA SPLITTER!!! Obviously a strength build weapon

[@olsamthememegodbicyclechin]

alexa just voraciously chowing down on that splinter before a chefs kiss is perfect

[@giraffewithabowlerhat1883]

I know! I squirmed when i saw that.

[@salvadormuro7346]

🤣

[@peabrain6872]

His gums: ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Ma1l]

i think it is a painted candy

[@melliferou]

I love him

[@IMeanIGuessWhatevs]

“Dad this piece is so much smaller than-“ “THE AXE HAS DECIDED!!!”

[@ind0m635]

Your clever This got rolling 😭😭😭

[@mkzhero]

THE AXE HAS SPOKEN ALL PRAISE THE PIZZA AXE

[@dnice2nice902]

YOU WOULD DARE QUESTION THE JUDGMENT OF THE AXE CHILD?

[@wtfRyantater]

I actually lol'd quietly

[@marellius2868]

i lol'd rather loudly @@wtfRyantater

[@captainremington5109]

Honestly, the accuracy of that first swing is amazing.

[@NovikNikolovic]

We need Lionfield to see this!

[@Sponska]

"Excuse me, I asked for my pizza to be pre-sliced" "Oh, my apologies. TONY, GET THE AXE!"

[@HorusHeresist]

TINAAAAAAA! ... Bring me the axe....

[@thetacoking6438]

Mamma Mia my-ya bad, Ay-ya Toney get-a the Axe

[@Unknown-gq4qg]

​@@thetacoking6438😂😂

[@Gilgamoor]

You sir, you have won the internet for today! 😂😂😂

[@0ixvs]

who tf is tony 💀

[@RealStrikzZ]

Legend has it, he has 8 tables now

[@cliftonlamar6596]

Fuckin gold bro

[@Kifearu]

No it’s not “fuckin gold bro” damn this is not funny at all and I’m sorry for being a buzzkill and not fun at parties and I know it’s just a joke but damn that was complete trash like wow what the heck, what is this kindergarten!?

[@Ididathing]

and 8 cutting boards!

[@CapybariRL]

@@Ididathinghaha

[@LeanWilhelm]

Or 8 pieces of what used to be a table

[@dorathedestroyer770]

It only cuts even slices if you hit it perfectly.

[@KnoxCarbon]

Practical for pizza AND home defense

[@talleywa5772]

An OSHA employee just had a heart attack

[@pjvitali2846]

There is no osha in pizzerias.

[@CapN3Cook]

@@pjvitali2846 Stop flexing your B I G knowledge. You clearly know not that OSHA does come to restaurants, including pizzerias.

[@pjvitali2846]

@@CapN3Cook o wow I didn't think that was a thing. I figured they only went to dangerous jobs. Kinda weird u told me to stop flexing when u could have just told me nice. Lol

[@EinDeutscherPatriot620]

As a welder, OSHA can kiss my ass

[@rhettoberts18]

An OSHA employee just died

[@matteogreco9443]

As a medium aged italian man owning a pizzeria I'd love to buy your axe for free

[@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson]

NGL, if a pizzaria near me had the axe, I’d have to go check it out at least once. And while I’m there, it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m eating some pizza.

[@alanedgarfillinpillin8880]

​​​@@Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogsonyou could also hire a special guy, give him a red hood and a leather apron, and every Friday, between 5 and 6 p.m. he does an "interesting" type of event. Would watch everyday. Props to ​@crazyeddie1981, for correcting me on grammar.

[@PFnove]

as an Italian too, this is approved

[@tristanbulluss9386]

I have a picture of a ghost on a tv.

[@sansmojo]

I think you need a new translation of buy.

[@woofnuggiez]

Pizza places, write that down.

[@dream__soda7900]

Brings a whole new meaning to pizza-face.

[@nattydaddy316]

watching this leaves me no question why i’ll have a lifetime of work repairing stone counter tops

[@dreeph]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zerobird-fx2xw]

In ancient times this would’ve been called the head star. An execution weapon to split the head into 8 equal pieces

[@Rabid_Nationalist]

Really? Can you send a link? Havent found anything on it.

[@nekomoves1714]

@@Rabid_Nationalistit’s a little confusingly phrased but i think he means “If this existed it would be called that”

[@ZBlade9000]

🧢

[@marquezzart]

​@@Rabid_Nationalist"would"

[@warrenarnold]

Yea the classic skullll splittrr

[@BoomerNick]

The commitment at the end to put a giant splinter in his mouth and actually chew, at least for just a moment, is top! 😂

[@capntizzy9029]

What got me was not just the chewing, but the wistful look of enjoyment.

[@RJ-mh3ox]

i hate holding them idk how he did that😂

[@dside_ru]

It's probably not even half bad. Ever chewed a wooden toothpick before? Looks about the same, maybe double the thickness, but hey.

[@Ass_of_Amalek]

he deserves it for the north korea video. and the ukraine video. and probably others.

[@paawan3764]

​@@Ass_of_Amalekyeah and the damn crab video. Mans a trooper.

[@ckcky1755]

This will be more useful when you can add more "kniefs" on that axe.

[@TripleBarrel06]

Khorne is pleased by this axe design.

[@rose4961]

Aleksa's acting always gets me so good.

[@helloworld2409]

what acting? in my country gịnị kpatara ị ga-eji tụgharịa asụsụ nke a ("splinter of wood with finest silver") is a delicacy

[@mthemstandsformilk1965]

​@@helloworld2409you have too much free time sir

[@samllanes9403]

@@helloworld2409lol

[@Ididathing]

He's just hungry

[@Prophet_of_Colour]

​@@helloworld2409because there button.

[@dickygushy]

I like how he felt the need to tell us how he made it. "I made an axe with 8 blades. I made it by taking 8 blades and putting them together."

[@JordanMetroidManiac]

I watched this video. I watched it because I clicked on it.

[@katamine11]

@@JordanMetroidManiac😂

[@HeWhoRoamsAimlessly]

😂😂🎉🎉

[@seanhuds7351]

It all adds up, clearly this is a man of mathematics and science.

[@aldar8240]

@@JordanMetroidManiac I read your reply. I read it by reading it.

[@-RMR-]

"How to make a torture device“

[@Fushichoreal]

Everyone focusing on execution and the weapon and his arm's nerves but nobody talking about his smile after taking out the pizza slice

[@neonlights3739]

“The design is very human.”

[@Jack-mt3fw]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that

[@charlesplante]

Every Chinese toilet be like...

[@therandommemecat7738]

"Very easy to use"

[@tacticalbananas8885]

This may unironically be your best invention

[@shivertheiguana]

I’ll take 2

[@basilunderworld]

Id buy one 😂

[@Ididathing]

Tampon gun

[@ToasterOfToasting]

​@@Ididathingmake a real gun next 😂

[@bluerdoll3460]

@@Ididathing pizza axe gun, shoots and blade arms expand as it come outa the barrel with Italian intent

[@lightningjet9444]

Pretty much the first thing this guy has invented that I could see genuinely being mass produced and an actual product

[@ThePotatoMemer]

The tongue splinters.

[@chunkycheesemonkey99]

The design is very human

[@chunkycheesemonkey99]

@masonmorley5065 nah just didnt see the original one whenever i posted this. Thx for going out of your way for me though, prick

[@chunkycheesemonkey99]

@@masonmorley5065 ^

[@fish.967]

​@@masonmorley5065 Plembis

[@fish.967]

​@@masonmorley5065 Plembis 2

[@gabrielc7861]

​@@masonmorley5065 Stealing your oh so valuable internet points, womp womp.

[@OdaGoda957]

Oh hell nah, bro munching on that wood tryna taste the splinter 💀💀

[@shadowofsadnessz182]

Fr my dude really trying taste flavor 💀💀💀

[@Siosifa]

​@@neromauritzen6170 You save minutes doing it this way, time is money 🤌

[@snivyservine6361]

@@neromauritzen6170 I don't think this was about efficiency to be honest.

[@Derekzparty]

They pizzaxe really brings out the oak and vanilla flavors

[@kintsugi3932]

​@@neromauritzen6170weirdo

[@JerryPatola]

Imagine putting a hand under before it cuts Yours.

[@Eatingguy]

I’m eating pizza while watching a video about pizza :)

[@Sgt-lott10]

The only pizza cutter I'd ever want during a home invasion

[@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762]

What about the chainsaw pizza cutter

[@Sgt-lott10]

@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762 the *what*

[@wuzi7049]

Depends on if you are a strength or dps build

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

​@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762every doom eternal fan would spawn in your house

[@frandurrieu6477]

​@@austinwhydoyouwanttoknow5762I'm sorry??

[@ewepop3746]

As a pizza who owns Italians. I would love to own this.

[@PlsLeaveMeAlone]

😮

[@1943vermork]

Nothing beat a nice slice of Italian

[@Ididathing]

Its all yours

[@ghostbombl8034]

@@Ididathing You just strike gold man.put this safely and small on market, your ritch.all ready you have people wanting. Go paten this make quick mill for new projects that will make you rich.its a stepping stool for investment. Lol

[@jackshapiro4668]

Holu-

[@gavinletsplay109gaming6]

Pizza. Axe. (Deep inhale) I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!

[@laimawolf6826]

"Honey, can you whip out my pizza cutter?" "ofcourse!" *Grabs the medieval like torture device*

[@Kier_but_who_cares]

😂😂😂

[@CursedSFMS]

Paxe

[@eroi8649]

I'm an Italian lumberjack and all I want to say is THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

[@RalfSRobotRalf]

​@@Aiel-NecromancerI'm a highly educated italian lumberjack, and I can confirm the above original comment is legit.

[@eroi8649]

@@Aiel-Necromancer Eroi means heroes, you can check. Plus, Italy doesn't make sense, so it makes perfectly sense if it doesn't make sense

[@smilemaask]

@@eroi8649 i dunno but that makes sense to me 💀𓂸ඞ

[@well_said7846]

​@@eroi8649 it makes sense now thank you

[@BlackerSpaniel]

​@@eroi8649makes sense to me🤷🏿‍♂️

[@user-qv9uf5pv3n]

His face expression tells how much he enjoyed wielding such power

[@cubeforturtle]

Italians if you put ketchup on pizzas:

[@Ichiidino]

Still cut better than most Domino's pizzas

[@jasonruka1665]

😂😂

[@Phantom914]

And Little Caesars

[@chasedean4032]

​@Phantom914 is hot ready and 5 bucks what more do you need

[@donnymcgahan1158]

It's a Slap Chop

[@ILiterallyFeltThat]

You spelt *all* wrong 😂

[@Khorn510]

Bro's bicep peak is immaculate 💀

[@averyangrygringo6440]

He got that Blacksmith strenght 💪🏻🔨

[@RM-xq7gf]

Gay

[@Coolbro347.]

​@@RM-xq7gflike your mom

[@royal_doberman]

​@@RM-xq7gfeven better

[@WilsonL15]

​@@RM-xq7gfHow insecure do you have to be to call admiring someone's features gay?

[@screaming_cat2007]

This is what my metal fabrication classes feels like, making stupid yet working funny things

[@Purple_lemon558]

This is literally the one useful thing that I might be able to use regularly

[@MuYe]

As a pizza eating Italian, I need this in my life

[@nhatihius3175]

YOOO MUYE

[@chedrwastaken]

Why are you here so early

[@slavboii420]

MuYe got here faster than his "slightly modified" pigeon

[@DarcMagikian]

As a Italian eating pizza, I need this in my life too

[@OscarSalami]

So you eat Italians, also how good do they taste. Just asking.

[@shogunai]

Did my man just actually fold a god damn splinter into his own mouth?

[@Under-Kaoz]

its just likr a toothpick

[@tiddybearkush]

He made it look tasty.

[@Shufflingisahabit]

​@@BaxterBlack95the what?

[@Abdullah77715]

Don't playing with "God" word

[@shogunai]

@@Abdullah77715 Shut up Abdullah. This isn't the middle east and I'm not wearing a burka.

[@generalowen4344]

Fun fact: the one talking is actually the pizza cutter and the challenge is the giant bare foot man.

[@Piece-Of-Time]

I expected pizza and melon to explode and their pieces be sent around the kitchen like it usually happens

[@ACR_Legends]

*THUD* “Honey what was that?” “Our upstairs neighbor made pizza again”

[@FalitoVII]

xD

[@michaelblue4619]

Little do they know, it was the pizza delivery man that he used it on.

[@DerSisch]

When the Barbarian serves the food:

[@abaankhan7007]

Fr bro is jacked 💪

[@Georgesspierre]

😂😂😂

[@MatthewMS.]

I mean this as a compliment from New Jersey 🇺🇸, with ✌🏼&❤️. Anytime I see you and Alexa 🇦🇺🦘 I will always think of the Toxic Gossip Train 🚂 on Hasan’s stream.

[@MatthewMS.]

Please come back next year (assuming Hasan’s invite on his behalf)

[@Sten172]

1k like.

[@lexolus1308]

I just imagine an automatic belt-line of just dudes with axes smashing pizzas in slices and boxing them 1 per second

[@colinloh6427]

Make sure the design is very human tho.

[@benjypineapple2570]

The worst part is that it works perfectly

[@Chanksss]

If your Aim is immaculate, and that's a big "If".

[@cyberturkey77]

how can you miss lol @@Chanksss

[@vdun]

@@cyberturkey77Miss the centre by 5 centimetres and you have a badly cut pizza. If you need to apply force, hitting the same spot over and over is hard

[@333333333797]

Wouldnt that be the best part?

[@eddiemin4312]

This is similar to what is used to cut pizza in Disneyland. Their’s is a contraption where the die comes down directly, no swinging required. Much more OSHA friendly

[@ceering99]

Now I really want a medieval themed pizzeria where you sit down and the waiter brings down the pizza axe on the table

[@rhettoberts18]

As cheeze sprays on your face 😂

[@dickhitswater4836]

Don’t you mean the executioner brings the axe down upon the pizza to be damned?

[@randomguy6152]

above guy is right 1 time I bit into a hot ass slice of pizza and part of my cheek burned down to the pink flesh and stayed pink for like a month, rather not have real pizzeria pizza chopped like this by me from watching distance

[@rhettoberts18]

@@randomguy6152 sometimes you gotta live life on the edge

[@Mika-ph6ku]

Kinda unrelated but there is a restaurant in coastal Alabama where the waiters throw rolls at you.

[@gunnand5923]

It's a cool idea, until you realize how many times people would miss the center of the pizza in practice

[@RenaissanceEarCandy]

I wouldn't handle an axe if my veins were like that

[@Vekomer]

No one is going to talk that chef literally ate wood 💀

[@wallacerg9udcbldmvuihroaw511]

Splinters

[@leathmccaffrey1532]

Master Splinter

[@RealTardskii]

That’s what I was thinking.

[@LorraineWatling]

😋🤤

[@kamuix9932]

@@LorraineWatling Which wood are you talking about becasue im getting a feeling it isnt a plant💀

[@dillonbirdsong7192]

Major respect for the homie giving himself mouth splinters 😅

[@camplays487]

No just cringe

[@Dfc4life]

Yeah was pretty funny ngl

[@Cyan_the_protogen]

@@camplays487 that’s why you built like a bowling ball

[@kaz4442]

​@@Cyan_the_protogen😂😂😂

[@Unbearableweightofwisdom]

Man wtf you didn’t warn anyone about welding in the video. My unprotected eyes were exposed to shining. What if my eyesight is gonna get worse >:(

[@-konu-]

bro was looking VASCULAR at the beginning😂

[@HowieRaps]

The guy eating the wood should be a GIF

[@MrKelsomatic]

A far more humane and merciful way to cut pizzas 😌🙏🏻

[@randomshxt2099]

indeed

[@HariSeldon913]

I wonder how many pizzas it took for him to get that close to the center.

[@julzrulz11111]

Man got splinters in his mouth for the perfect italiano meme. What a gentleman

[@Danthemighty1985]

I was thinking same thing, he put the splinters right In there...

[@tld8102]

design is very human

[@zache4821]

That part hurt me mentally and physically

[@wackyweyland8857]

Now it needs an optic, so you're always centered when you cut your pizza.

[@sheridan7475]

He looked so scared after cutting the pizza

[@SpookySaurian]

No one talking about this man’s absolutely ripped forearms💀💀💀

[@imeanslaverywasveryprofita4626]

Caught me off guard not gunna lie

[@kotic-9]

Bro as a definitely not straight guy them arms got me actin up

[@cheridoris]

Smash

[@gggc1003]

You mean the veins from dehydration?

[@modskot]

Well he’s a Florida man obviously he would have ripped forearms

[@Oak_II]

The average Italian executor:

[@Sathene]

Italian final boss

[@theshuman100]

me: gets fucking mangled by this thing italian excutioner sampling my corpse:👌

[@Leo.23232]

he gets things done

[@fallenafterling4128]

Sounds like some Rick and Morty shit

[@rihardcisar6961]

That's not what that means 😂

[@abduttayyibabbas4111]

Acdc hits different slowed, Feel like a supervillian listening to this

[@jayczzzya]

Perfect weapon for the zombie apocalypse

[@amylomo9793]

having this to use would have made my double shifts at dominoe’s a lot more enjoyable

[@DaTimmeh]

I’m sure the customers would be more kind too…just keep the pizza slicer up front

[@Prosciutttto]

​@@DaTimmehlmao

[@j03man44]

Now make a pizza guillotine.

[@joshmillere6263]

​@@DaTimmehthis makes no sense

[@joshmillere6263]

Having used one of these before, it's absolutely garbage because they are very difficult to maintain and sharpen. It's really not that difficult but corporations can't be asked to deal with shit that has to be done by hand. The cutters they have at dominos right now work just fine, the 4 or 5 sided blade like in the video just gets dull and becomes a massive problem later since it never makes a full cut anymore.

[@josephsimmons1232]

Aleksa's cameos add so much to every video he's in

[@jhvhest]

Yes. Sometimes the magic is in working together. Also i like when they did the more kinda serious things like the covid episode and the haircut in north korea.

[@09blackopps]

Came back to this, realized how uncentered it is, now traumatized

[@VentiVonOsterreich]

That's no pizza cutter that's an Italian mob execution device

[@Hatsworthful]

When the Italian Dwarven clans roll up to the party

[@Asper_A_Goose]

The image of Thorin Oakenshield with an Italian accent is now implanted in my brain, thank you.

[@KimDare75]

🤣🤣😂😅😆

[@Dr.Mcstaby]

omg this needs to be animated into a comic

[@somakruz2297]

So Joe Pesci.

[@keiichimorisato98]

@dwarvendad

[@TheObserver3]

Dude was so dedicated to the bit he actually chewed on the wood risking splinters in the mouth 😳 😂

[@samknabel849]

It's true, I was there

[@hboyO2]

I mean, he also got a concussion and was about to get even more fucked up for another videos bit, lol

[@notjimpickens7928]

Extra fiber tho 💪 💪 💪

[@skyfire299]

Design is very humane

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

The zoom when you said "You're fired, Lily" is sending me.

[@tossmangrenade1400]

Dwarven dad needs to see this

[@chaosundivided2525]

+

[@CorgiShark]

We need to tag him

[@ignis2638]

I wonder what his reaction is going to be, something like "The Italian axe?" Or "where can I buy one"

[@camrendavis6650]

"Oh sweet Moradin" 😵😵😵

[@rowanroberts7140]

Certified gnomish engineering