Recreating the Worst Prison Weapons

Prison is dangerous. Life is dangerous. Here are some hacks that will help you with neither.
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[@daveslamer]

Whiping the cucumber is that what the kids are calling it these days

[@dinamush1342]

Sounds like bdsm

[@nightlust]

damn the number is perfect, can't like.

[@rugger8787]

9:00 to 6:30

[@spacey6261]

*THE KIDS*

[@wiitrapmusic456trapstad9]

Eeeeeee

[@austinwing8259]

I work as a prison guard. And these are just the bare basic things I see at work. You should show us tattoo guns, stingers, lithium battery packs and all the other impressive stuff that inmates can make.

[@Shinzo08]

what prison are you garding?! How do you survive?!!

[@lofeofsope2542]

@@DestructionPOV_ yes, read their username

[@ResponsibleBread]

Wtf are tattoo guns

[@nootnoo9799]

@@ResponsibleBread the tool they use to make tattoos...

[@spartanb16]

Agreed working in a super max I've seen pizza ovens... zip guns Swords.. homemade OC spray and so much more

[@yanuwwuu]

I love how the Inmate that made the Razor-Whip didn't even stop to consider: "Wait, isn't this stick 10× more deadly than this whip i'm about to make?" Then proceeds to make the Razor-Whip anyway because it looks way scarier lmao

[@aformofmatter8913]

I mean, the purpose of it was intimidation

[@choppalungon]

The razors are probably more painful and they also make nasty, bleeding wounds if you got a stick you can try and beat someone's brains out and you'd probably suceed but that's not as intimidating

[@eon2330]

Wouldn't... putting the razors IN THE STICK be far more deadly than just the stick or the whip..... oh well.

[@alfiemorgan3166]

My man just wanted his +82 slash bonus....

[@nachelia]

How can he make a tentacle for even more bonus?

[@styxy2657]

was the mans planning to take a higher abyssal demon down? damn

[@bg_2467]

Had to ruin the perfect 700 likes to 701

[@voidphoenix2991]

The atterax be like

[@imblayck]

I was gonna comment something like this /:

[@rabidchipmunkgaming]

*Drapes a razor threaded lace around the back his own neck and proceeds to LET GO of the heavy side with the stick* This man's days are numbered

[@Ididathing]

I trust myself too much

[@daviderizzello9360]

I think i missed that

[@Murspp]

@@daviderizzello9360 8:30

[@Diabhork]

OH NO

[@FirstNameLastName-il8ev]

I got anxiety watching that Jesus fuck

[@melvinrismark9599]

I'm Swedish and I just clicked on this video hoping to see some cool prison weapons and I get instantly attacked

[@clonecommando2125]

i am Norwegian and see no problems

[@ALLU800]

I'm Finnish and I see no problem either

[@brringgabriel6528]

i am danish and i also see no problem

[@peterstrauss195]

i'm danish and i see no problem

[@cannedsocks41]

im norwegian and i dont see any problem

[@toxicthereporter515]

The prison whip (with razors) isn't used to do serious harm, rather, its made to maim. Like razor-gangs in glasgow, its meant to leave disfiguring injuries, that while not deep, the meaning is almost immediately obvious in those circles.

[@pavelthefabulous5675]

If you get those razors dirty and shitty, it becomes a bioweapon though.

[@periodictable118]

@@pavelthefabulous5675 true

[@andreeacat7071]

@@pavelthefabulous5675 means you just don’t clean your razors, hell, take ‘em to the bathroom with you and piss on them

[@ChristianRingdal]

In Norway you basically live in a hotel room when you go to prison. There are even outdoor areas. Prisoners here can absolutely watch your videos, but they wont need any of these tips and tricks

[@L44tsmasher735]

The US has similar prisons, low security they call them. But you can’t exactly stick murderers and any other violent person with the non violent people. Doesn’t end well.

[@ChristianRingdal]

@@L44tsmasher735 In Norway, we even put mass murderers in the "hotel rooms". Sounds weird, but it's actually really effective

[@DMN.0000]

well go to finland

[@ChristianRingdal]

@@DMN.0000 What do you do to them there?

[@DMN.0000]

@@ChristianRingdal like a 5 star hotel homeles people often do crimes just to get there

[@KalGoltur]

I love how an Australian guy jokes about Sweden being inhabited by inmates.

[@user-yj4qz5lo6k]

🇸🇾

[@asianbois522]

Dang

[@amebee709]

Hahaha

[@whats_tungsten9178]

lmao 😂

[@shxhebx2039]

Imagine a continent of 25 million inamtes

[@gluh1172]

I imagine the bread might be so that the dead yeast acts as yeast nutrient to give your final product less of a yeast flavor

[@ReikerForge]

In prison only certain white bread products are used for alcohol making because they contain active yeast, specifically white hotdog and hamburger buns. The bread (whole wheat or white) doesn't have any so we didn't use it

[@Rig0r_M0rtis]

@@ReikerForge Baked goods don't have active yeast because the yeast was cooked. There's plenty of yeast around in the air, on the skin and everywhere else to ferment the sugary water. Adding bread is either a matter of tradition or miscoception. Or both.

[@jama211]

@@Rig0r_M0rtis Well said

[@jama211]

@@ReikerForge I'm not sure any active yeast would've survived the oven that baked the rolls...

[@ReikerForge]

@@jama211 Honestly I don't know the science behind it, just that a 40 year brewery owner who got arrested for beating a shoplifter was telling us to do it like that and that one way or another it worked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@smuglord5057]

"We haven't locked up sweden" Me lives in Sweden: Haha wait pls no

[@Ididathing]

ahaha everyone except you

[@doctornobody611]

*amarican anthem intensifies*

[@hiicxo4190]

I did a thing what about me😢

[@clasdavid5450]

@@Ididathing hey! what about me?

[@atnfn]

@zWEz E Perhaps cause Sweden is nuts. I remember watching a video of a guy asking random Swedes on the street if there should be ANY limit what so ever to immigration. They all said no. I guess that means it's fine if the ENTIRE population of Africa moves to Sweden then? Same as leftist socialists in America come to think of it, only difference is they aren't running the country... yet. America is a much bigger place so it's not quite as crazy to say that everyone could come there, still crazy though.

[@MeepChangeling]

Homebrewer here: You'll get way better orange wine if you leave the peals in for the primary, then put the fruits in for the secondary. Freeze the oranges so you can use the same ones next week after you rack the wine in a new container to get rid of the peals. ALso, freeze any fruit you want to ferment with. That helps break down the cell walls and makes more of the fruit get into the drink. ALso mashed up bread works as an okay yeast nutrient if you boil it first, but with real fruit in the primary you wont need any of that. You do need yeast either way.

[@thedude7737]

bruh

[@thedude7737]

wait till this guy find out about liquor stores

[@samquinn4095]

@@thedude7737 I think most homebrewers do this because alcohol tax, or just the activity is fun.

[@crazyabe4571]

Instructions unclear, used frozen fruit to break out of prison.

[@bloodyhell8201]

Tips on to not kill ourselves with botulism?

[@GoldenBeholden]

You playing around with that razor whip made me ever so slightly uncomfortable.

[@Ididathing]

Yeh i blurred it out but the cut was pretty bad

[@kaib535]

"ever so slightly uncomfortable" = "absolutely terrifying"?

[@kld0093]

i had to close my eyes

[@camb381]

Strees level 100

[@GoldenBeholden]

@Jason 2.0 yikes

[@ricer7214]

The way you peel oranges should be a crime

[@bonkers4226]

2:20 is the timestamp

[@balls536]

He’s Australian so he does everything backwards.

[@tccasanova]

You missed the point, you have the get the peel off in one go

[@pravin7541]

tccasanova wtf don’t you peel it with your fingers

[@topramen5884]

Tio Even Driving?

[@billythecrayon983]

The razor whip is 100% a bigger danger to the user than anyone else lol

[@ArtypNk]

These tips really work!! I tested both the alcohol and the blade whip on a prostitute, she got really drunk and got really dead. Sadly, I forgot the first rule, and didn't pay her, which, ironically enough, led me to being snitched on by her pimp and being sent to jail.

[@Da-choppa]

Damn bro same, what cell you in?

[@ArtypNk]

@@Da-choppa 47, cell block D. Used to be in C before, but then I met some nice people and was moved to be closer to them. They are really nice, but they do have some wild ideas. Say things like "We hate anything that ain't white".

[@dr.coomer789]

What an unfortunate turn of events! I had a similar misfortune teleporting my prostitutes without paying them first!

[@ize100]

D BLOCKKK

[@stephenglassdale5914]

@@ArtypNk you should have paid closer attention and stuck to rule 1. but at least watching this video prepared you for jail while landing you there

[@Ididathing]

I wasted so many cucumbers i couldnt even make a salad for dinner

[@akba666]

Just make a prison salad. Simple replace the cucumbers with razor blades and tada.

[@lobstergal4643]

Do your salad’s only consist of cucumbers?

[@Ididathing]

and olive oil

[@misterhat144]

@@Ididathing well you could always make a carrot sala-oh

[@Ididathing]

@@misterhat144 I could make a finger salad i am good at cutting those

[@tijansigin4768]

The Modern Rogue: "We're not drinking this cause we don't want to die" I did a thing: "Cheers"

[@Jacob-ge1py]

And they actually used a proper lid to stop air and bacteria getting inside! There's a reason your're not meant to just open the lid

[@tijansigin4768]

true. lol

[@flipper6582]

Fucking love the modern rogue

[@immaunicorn4124]

I just posted a comment saying how he stole all of these ideas from them lmao

[@wingedfish1175]

@@immaunicorn4124 you realise modern rogue doesn't have copyright on prison hacks right?

[@kasandriakoldovo815]

I made prison wine when I was a kid and hid it under my bed. I forgot to release the gas and it fuckunf popped. This video was nostalgic asf

[@Dinnizzel97]

When I was in prison we drew a very crude dart board on the wall and threw little pieces of wet toilet paper at it,and we saved our milk cartons and made a deck of cards out of them so we could play rummy and whatnot 😂😂

[@RandomPerson-hd6wr]

What did you do and it got you in prison and not jail?

[@danielgonzalez-yp7hi]

Yeah WW1 was an eye opener !

[@Dinnizzel97]

@@RandomPerson-hd6wr I got a felony,that's normally how it works

[@Chruh]

Woah. A non-felon who actually knows the difference between jail and prison. A first for me

[@crazy_wwww]

@@Dinnizzel97 what did you do if you feel comfortable sharing

[@LgmusicTVplayVideo]

The reason this dude hides his face is because he’s actually slazo

[@helpimaworm6721]

Convex Polygon s-sush

[@BalkanWeeb]

🤫

[@wasilwatch]

Australia only has 1 inhabitant and that one person is slazo

[@IgnitedxSoul]

He sounds almost identical to Slazo 😂😂

[@Gamer4EvaTrailers]

But if we all know he's slazo why his he hiding his face?

[@martinbissonnette257]

This was really helpful thanks now I can finally break out of prison properly

[@Ididathing]

No worries mate. Hit me up when you are out

[@nowalternottoday3809]

Canadian Dude well I’m not surprised they’ve got prison cell WiFi these days😂

[@MouseGoat]

@@Ididathing Im sure hes gonna hit you up, hit you up real good and take you money :)

[@SenkaBandit]

Canadian Dude your Canadian you just ask nicely and your out

[@tyb7869]

1000th like

[@oli5dijksma616]

I once dropped my Stanley knife with the hook blade while cutting boxes, my hand was above eye-level so gravity pulled the razor sharp hook right through the fleshy part of my thumb/palm. Surprisingly it didn’t hurt much because the knife is just really sharp so the wound stays nice and clean and the cut is nice and straight.

[@NothingYouHaventReadBefore]

Same! I once cut clean straight through the flesh of my thumb (lucky nothing permanent) with fabric scissors. No pain, just a lot of bleeding. Straight cut.

[@nickphaux]

When cutting with razors it usually only hurts afterwards when it's healing

[@Careonovam]

I collect and make knifes, be it switchblades, one-handers or survival knifes. Getting cut almost never hurts, since I sharpen them very finely - getting stuff into the cut (sweat, dirt, anything) really hurts. Interestingly enough I've never suffered a cut on the back of my hands, only fingers and palm. Tried out the "lemon juice into fresh cut" - thing out of curiosity and circumstance, can absolutely recommend if you like pain. If not - hurts like a bitch, do not do that shit.

[@a_san_t]

@@Careonovam bruh, you let the intrusive thought win on the lemon experiment

[@Human-san]

​@@Careonovam Did it scar?

[@ceruleancenturion]

I know I’m a bit late, but the reason you’re first whip didn’t work well was because you forgot to add a counterweight at the end. The original whip had some type of screw at the end, making it much easier to control and much more likely to wrap around an appendage. You’re second attempt achieved the same effect by the large razor blade at the end.

[@zackbobby5550]

"Whips cucumber." *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE.*

[@TelebrotTV]

Hell yeah dude, Santa Fu is like the coolest prison in Germany, they've even got an online shop where they sell goods the prisoners made in the workshop, I ordered a prison towel a while back.

[@Ididathing]

thats actually very cool.

[@ScubaShark--8964]

@@Ididathing *_Buying prison alcohol from that SchantaKlaus Prison._*

[@VulcanicYT]

I just checked it cuz i wasn't sure if you were joking but it's a real thing woa

[@VulcanicYT]

@@simonseis744 yeah

[@brazilianambassadordale8223]

The fact that they give prisoners methadone treatment tbh makes it pretty cool

[@russianbigbird4161]

6:38 actually razor blades are given each morning, you got a limited amount of time to use em then you gotta hand em back to the guards they inspect them for tampering and throw em away and the cycle repeats itself everyday, the way you get away with the blades is that there's a small soaped slip along the outside of the razor, you carefully take that off, and you got access to the razor then just gotta get it out, then you cut out a couple small strips from a magazine, carefully place a couple of those slips in where the razor was, put the soap back on and boom untampered razor, guards will only usually take a quick glance at the razor then move along to the next person

[@mullerb.i.a8545]

Instead of chewing gum wrapper we used the uncle Toby's porridge satchels and tear away the thin layer of plastic then cut thin strips.

[@Someone-bb5ft]

I love this channel so much, the sarcasm is so calm it makes it way funnier. Keep up big man bloke

[@Ididathing]

thanks someone

[@Someone-bb5ft]

After 8 months of you waiting for my so very anticipated reply i am here to deliver. You’re welcome.

[@david25201]

@@Someone-bb5ft oh

[@Jnosa]

This looks way more sad if your think about it

[@Someone-bb5ft]

bread what you mean

[@fab9207]

They only slapped the book because you were reading it back to front.

[@doge3169]

A heart comment with 304 likes and 0 replies Wow

[@fab9207]

@@doge3169 and you ruined it

[@Mortario]

@@doge3169 Weirdo

[@thekrusad3r290]

They were disgusted.

[@danlotroth9231]

But it's such a great read, n inspired a movie as well

[@matthewkf]

Don't worry Im locked up in Norway so luckily I could watch your videos too

[@Pork-Zombie_Puke]

Here's another great prison hack I learned while locked up. If you take 3 strands of dental floss and braid then together, then do that 2 more times so you have 3 lengths of braided dental floss. Then you take those 3 lengths and braid them together. You can use it as a hack saw. Use tooth paste as a cutting agent and pull the saw back and forth like a handheld chain saw (not a chainsaw). We tested it out and in about 5 minutes we were able to make a noticeable cut into the metal bed post.

[@evansearch7935]

If you locked up Sweden, we wouldn’t have Minecraft, which is always a bad thing.

[@Tatertots.]

Evan Search or no Pewdiepie

[@sci_pain3409]

@@Tatertots. that's a positive

[@mwamwamilky3485]

sci_pain3 how could you

[@thereisnomeincooldudebutth5436]

Or no banana pizza Which is a good thing

[@kolax8796]

@@sci_pain3409 water sheep will delete you

[@MrDankTM]

"We haven't locked up Sweden" Me: HEY WAIT A MINUTE

[@kevinboyle3104]

Flower Swag when?

[@JDMOON55555]

Jodishere

[@andyvie5332]

Who are you?

[@raphaeljacobmendoza9893]

@@andyvie5332 i saw a comment saying that this JOD acc. was hacked so idk.

[@nunjabusiness7004]

Linus Andersson me to😭

[@SportySnake]

That razor whip is absolutely nightmare fuel

[@jg1019]

The razor whip would be much more effective with a longer handle so it can't swing back in your hands and you can get more leverage.

[@bilbowagons7932]

“It would be extremely effective if you wrapped it around a fellow inmates cucumber” Me: instinctively protects crotch

[@gabrielhenson5751]

Oh god no

[@cosmicsoup-1763]

"Makes a cool camera trick by making the viewers think that he is actually behind bars" Me:oh thats cool "shows a literal castle door" * Ok EXCUSE ME?*

[@ethanday6563]

b. gvyh

[@thebeansmaster1366]

I love how it’s just him waving his hands around to commentary

[@eastmax989]

Now I'm no seasoned slammer dweller but you'd think the guy who had that many blades would have used them more effectively in a real life jail situation.

[@Smokin_Snowman]

"Have you ever had prison alcohol before?" "Not out of a wine glass" 😂😂😂

[@subterror2274]

This man legitimately terrifies me and makes me worry for his safety back and forth rapidly between the two

[@theexchipmunk]

The squish with the hands is what actually gets the yeast in. All humans have yeast on their skin as part of our skin microbiome. The bread is mostly there for nutrients and to keep the yeast in suspension to better be able to digest the sugar.

[@sorensouthard927]

I looked it up and prison alcohol is actually a real way to get drunk surprisingly. Who knew. That being said it's easy to get sick said several medical websites, so it's not advised.

[@xploration1437]

Almost everyone knows that.

[@MrTuneslol]

of course it is?! Who doesn't know that already? lmao

[@maejek]

7:57 “And I think this would be extremely effective if you managed to wrap it around a fellow inmate’s cucumber” Even the most evil prisoners wouldn’t do something as inhuman as that

[@Unkle_Genny]

Idk, you ever hear about the things they’d do to eachother in Green Dolphin Street Prison?

[@viperz_slays7278]

@@Unkle_Genny nice jojo reference

[@despacitobruh4026]

Jeffrey dahmer would deffo have done that

[@tangytim6699]

@@Unkle_Genny fuck I hate weebs so goddamn much

[@ditotron9560]

@@tangytim6699 weebs more like I commit war crimes

[@fabianklevenz4800]

Tip for anyone trying to do the razor whip: Make the stick a bit longer than the razor filled rope so you can swing it without it reaching your knuckles.

[@BESTvsWORST-vx2dg]

gold

[@realmark8125]

thats assuming we are gonna recreate it

[@idrinkmilk282]

*than. You wouldn't need to lknow how to make prison weapons if you'd stayed in school and learned basic English.

[@realmark8125]

@@idrinkmilk282 How about you shut up? Nobody cares for a grammar ally so how about you instead of mentioning a spelling mistake, you instead mention how bitchless you are.

[@atlas_19]

@@idrinkmilk282 Yeah, cuz a typo is going to get him inprison. 🗿

[@mcbrite]

"And it is disgusting! But it's cheap, strong and a good way to forget you're serving life without parole..."

[@xfatalxflawx]

You need a much thinner piece of gum wrapper to make a lighter. Taper it slightly in the center, but not too much, otherwise it burns too quickly and you lose connection. If it's made right it should spark a flame in just a few seconds and then burn the paper long enough to light a prison joint smuggled in under a COs ball sack.

[@elijah7430]

0:36 Ok.... **Cries in Swedish in my IKEA bedroom**

[@redpowerwire]

Wait he was actually serious in his last video

[@nepotisphallus8839]

Can you explain the reference? I'm clueless

[@dolphinducks7522]

Nepotis phallus search up “can I make a spoon using only a spoon” and skip to 3:14

[@jasonarmstrong5750]

Prison weapons are always interesting for how creative inmates can get

[@jackpollard550]

Honestly a part of me wants to go to prison just to ask inmates about all the cool and creative stuff they’ve made. I’d spend my time just being an insufferable nerd. “Woah, you made a tattoo gun? That’s so cool! How’d you do it?” 🤩

[@sadsworth4605]

I hope your gay or

[@AQDuck]

In Sweden you're probably better off getting locked up in prison than trying to find an apartment. Some people are in line for 10+ years, I'm on my second year now...

[@Ididathing]

yeh dam i have heard it is bad didnt realise it was that hard.

[@EzFoMeh]

Pvt. Duckling in line for what

[@StupidStuff62]

EzFoMeh he means he has been in line for getting an apartment for two years.

[@myckeli]

I have a friend in stockholm who was signed up by her parents when she was born, she has 27 years and still can’t find anything good there ..

[@veganmocha]

myckeli holy shit

[@crackerman5519]

i am actually trying not to watch your vids and go to sleep but i cant

[@jaytarot5000]

Literally same it's 5:30am here and I've got work at 10

[@NotMe-jm2vd]

Same

[@twisted3288]

lol same i’m like binge watching all his videos

[@joenguyen5778]

Cutting the gum wrapper with the whip was the FUNNIEST thing ever! OMG! It was genius!

[@angxl989]

I can just imagine how the kids felt when they saw a grown man sitting there cutting oranges

[@hooper5586]

As a kid I hope he did it as a joke

[@sdafkjwkop]

Nothing out of the ordinary for Australia tbh

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Or how the other parents felt seeing a grown man sitting there cutting oranges with a *fucking bread knife...* 😂 Combine that, plus what you said, AND that he was filming it all... And it's a small wonder that he _wasn't_ filming it from a cell! haha (edit: damn you autocorrect!)

[@markuss6940]

Why do you remove the skin of the orangea like that

[@Victoria-hp6sf]

why dont you

[@anonymousstout4759]

Wait you don't?

[@kaydenspressurewashing]

@@anonymousstout4759 wait hold up, what skin?

[@zcurridor_q_r_td680]

I thought ppl ate the peel tf?

[@LeaksHater]

@@Victoria-hp6sf OP say "like that", so it ment that maker of the video removed the skin in some other way than normal, not that OP doesnt remove the skin.

[@twman_]

If you put the shoelace in the alcohol and light the shoelace, you can make a Molotov cocktail.

[@Spoderman29]

I love your style so much, I know you make all these cool things but the thing I find the most impressive is the way you move the camera, the graphics and the pacing. Your creativity is awesome

[@since1876]

I'm so glad I got into one of the few prisons where I can watch KZbin. Thank you for helping me get dangerously intoxicated to the point that I actually needed to go to medical.

[@krystalthegreat]

why did u try them tho

[@henkkahenrik4183]

*"What's even more sad, we haven't locked up Sweden"* You sir, have acquired the alliance of Finns. 😂

[@henkkahenrik4183]

40two perkele. 😂

[@OfficialSektis]

Jumalauta suomalaisia

[@Emi3162]

*Denmark has joined the channel* "Did you say lock up sweden?"

[@Kelle0804]

Yeh, we ownd you, in like 1400-1700

[@konapepe]

7:12 "I'm gonna be testing it on this cucumber, which I put in a vice, which is actually a very common scenario in prisons." I understood the meaning of this right away and I am still cracking up 😂😂😂😂😂😂🥒🥒🥒

[@noahboat580]

One thing that always fascinated me is when its not a melee weapon in prison. Sometimes it can be literal spitfire from coffee creamer, throwing boiling water mixed with a candy bar, or even projectiles like zip guns and even a prison crossbow. The ingenuity of using simple items is sad but genius when youre in a place like prison

[@squattinggopnik8514]

I also rang up 2kilos of carrots instead of prime steak. But I also stabbed the store manager...

[@Moe-vw4jj]

did he just folow up on a joke from a year ago

[@Coprionix]

whot?

[@cheezy5588]

Coprion the irony

[@Coprionix]

@@cheezy5588 XD

[@russianbigbird4161]

4:03 to test the quality they'll actually put a small flame on it for a couple seconds, if it can keep that flame then that's how you know it's good

[@elbentzo]

"Now that you've successfully intimidated everyone by poisoning them and then threatening to cut yourself up with a razor whip..." - absolute gem of a sentence xDDDD

[@schtinky1151]

On one hand youve got the chaotic good of prison and on the other youve got chaotic evil.

[@danielpavlides3753]

I actually have tried "hooch" in jail. Both with and without bread. Some people claim it doesn't work without bread, but it did and also is wine instead of beer technically.

[@BLANKONTOP]

Does it actually get you drunk?

[@danielpavlides3753]

@@BLANKONTOP yeah. Some people would make garbage bags full of it. Itd take weeks, and the rotting fruit attracts flying bugs but it wasnt too annoying. For most it was worth not being sober for a few hours

[@TheLsund]

@@BLANKONTOP yeah it gets you drunk and doesn't taste awful, but my god is the hangover brutal

[@gorganfredman5363]

I don't understand why they don't make it from just sugar, water and yeast. it only takes a couple of weeks to ferment, almost doesn't have any smell and taste

[@josephisadorebaldez8403]

@@gorganfredman5363 because they have better access to fruit and bread than large quantities of raw sugar and yeast

[@lukeebsworthy785]

Can't believe you didn't run us through the basics of kiestering

[@jordannichols3067]

Sadly... that falls on the USofA, I guess their skills are unparalleled. Take the inmates holiday around spring.... You always set out your deck shoes with a soupa for The Keister Bunny.... 🐰 🐇

[@tylerbarnes626]

I did the battery one a lot as a kid, it works great if you cut it into an hourglass shape

[@rpg_packer5744]

When i watched that one i got anxiaty because ive tried it before and the battery exploded

[@ihascheeks7382]

Insanity is repeating the same 9:16action, and expecting a different outcome

[@linkedwinters]

We've known he was insane for a while.

[@mistymist5808]

Thank you so much for thw tips! Now I'm the boss around here, my prision mates won't be messing with me and they give me their food.

[@AsthmaBreather]

lmao

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Thing is that the razor blade whip would probably be a more effective weapon if you instead got a longer stick and put the razors along the sides on the end, like an Aztec Macuahuitl.

[@dylan_was_taken]

i'm having a drink while watching this and the bird noises at 1:20 tripped me out, for a second i thought "what strange pigeon flew into my house cuz it doesn't sound like any pigeons here" 😂

[@panicatthedisconnect]

Thanks. I asked for this. Now I can commit crimes without worrying about prison life.

[@panicatthedisconnect]

You know what the worst thing about prison is? The dementors.

[@TheWrongNeighborhoodm3m3]

Finally man. Remember how I was arrested for homicide after using the camera stabilizer? Now I can finally bust out of this joint and find you.

[@Ididathing]

i have always got your back

[@mr.creeper6836]

I would not want to be in the prison with this guy.

[@kr1tikalh1t92]

“Is this safe to drink?” “There is a chance to get botulism from it” *slowly lowers cup*

[@raxo4009]

very nice video but i dont think you know how to snap. Edit: Thanks for the reddit gold!.. wait

[@FirstNameLastName-il8ev]

Who needs snapping when you got a giant razor rope on a stick

[@raxo4009]

@@FirstNameLastName-il8ev true.

[@juliusgustafsson5270]

ya like jazz?

[@kadenmullins5036]

raxo luffy pfp

[@raiden6607]

I have nigga

[@natec.2346]

Funnily enough, guards do razor checks in jail and you need to turn them in unscathed. Some people will take bits of foil from snack bags and replace the blade with it. They snap the razor back together and it doesn't look too suspicious. Other things people will do are curl construction paper into an extremely compact cone (for art supplies, but are still super pointy), or take the metal brad out of buttons and straighten them, then sharpen them depending on the use (shiv, embossing on cups, tattoo equipment, circuit bridging for starting small fires, etc). Considering work orders don't go to fruition unless there's a medical emergency, and clothes are stolen all the time, a good way to sew clothing is necessary (hence the button brads). I personally just used rationed soap as chalk for DnD games and milk powder to make candy for people who didn't have money for commissary. Thanks for the videos and some good laughs, I look forward to watching more of your content.

[@ataphelicopter5734]

Huh, can I ask what you’re in for, if that’s not too personal a question?

[@idrinkmilk282]

@@ataphelicopter5734 can you not see past tense when you see it?

[@atlas_19]

DnD games and candy? I wouldn't think inmates would be that kind of people.

[@EC-dz4bq]

@@atlas_19 Human?

[@lemolea9571]

@@EC-dz4bq lol, yeah. That guy obviously watches way too many movies and tv, thinks every criminal is like a buff robot

[@AspiLeo]

„Oh man… the Blade is missing. Who’s building a whip this time? Is it you, Heinrich?“ „No mine is missing too. Hey, look: Günter is freshly shaved.“

[@isometimestrytodothings2375]

some 10 year old will find this and start making weapons and alcohol, then he will end up in jail, finally he will be a jail crime boss and end up in history.

[@Breacher049]

inmate: r*pes me in the shower me with my razor lace: YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?

[@davidribosome4326]

>pulls whip out of ass

[@bideabiere6125]

7:50

[@TwistedRagdoll]

Polish Guy “ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?”

[@Breacher049]

@@TwistedRagdoll YES! TRY TO GET MY ASS FOOL I DARE YOU!

[@cedrick25]

@@TwistedRagdoll Florida: *Is this like a personal attack or something?*

[@tiaanwest4905]

I'm happy I found this channel. I canned myself when he said "makes it more exciting!" after slowly lowering his glass xD

[@InternetzSpaceshipz]

You should hold the battery in one hand with two fingers, then it wont discharge into you/burn you as much. That's the way I've always seen it done in movies and such. You're supposed to pinch the aluminum gum wrapper a bit in the middle according to the picture. You just left it flat, and I think they might use a bigger piece of the wrapper as well. It definitely works if you do it right. It works by overloading the thin metal, just like steel wool.

[@SwervinJirvin]

I always though the best prison life hack was the soap on a rope. I hear it cuts down on some very awkward situations.

[@Ididathing]

or a bouncy soap ball

[@maxmuenchow]

To the people worried about the razor... At least he knows its dangerous. The prison alcohol is so much more dangerous. Great video tho

[@MouseGoat]

yeah lol everyone is like "oh no the razors" were im like: did he just drink rotten food with no worries? Like making drinkable alcohol, its basically trying to make a poison just weak enough that it wont kill you. that is what alcohol is.

[@Enderplays12]

He did mention about a chance to get botulism.

[@wetnoodle3451]

Why buy alcohol when you can wait a week and get pruno that can kill you

[@arata571]

The alcohol is a lot worse. The LD50(the dose at which 50% of subjects die) is only 1 microgram.

[@afox5319]

@@MouseGoat Methanol is whats killing you, not ethanol/alcohol btw

[@A-A-wRONg]

Lmfao! The “hoochie mama” joked killed me!

[@Dadoudoudoudou]

thank you this helped me a lot, need more guides like this

[@actuallywalter2445]

Who knew watching someone put razor blades over someones cucumber would be so entertaining.

[@PabzRoz]

in prison we took staples out of magazines and put them on each side of the battery and touched the tips together causing the tips to glow red so you can light whatever you're smoking. also rip off some card board from a book to put over your fingers to avoid getting burnt. you learn the weirdest stuff in there

[@liamh2001]

As a winemaker, I can say this is how you make fair dinkum grog.

[@themanwhosoldthemeth]

3:17 NAH JIT CRACKED ME UP

[@Name-uo3wo]

I did a thing: "Do your cell mates have the runs due to your magic fermented liquid?" I did a thing's solution: *Let's make a RAZOR WHIP*

[@shekelsnatcher8504]

My favourite prison life hack is the VERY "SAFE" one where you get a plug, strip the end off of it, plug it into a wall and drop the stripped end into some water to boil it and definitely not make it completely undrinkable in the process.

[@joeshmoe6930]

It does. Have live yeast in it I mean. Trust me. It works. **wink** The stuff we made with our breakfast orange juice tasted like vodka when it was done, though it was definitely not high proof. I think the highest you can get is around 12 with this method, as the alcohol will start killing off the yeast at that point.

[@Tartar920]

Would love to see more of this kind of prison tips if I ever end up in the slammer

[@KegaB3]

And with this video I’ve watched almost all of your videos in one night, unintentionally. It is 5 am, I’m sleepy, this concludes the annual accidental binge.

[@Hugetom]

Britain’s prison is called “Australia”