Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 29-March-24

[@sallyjeffrey2803]

Messing with Easter eggs and hot cross Buns in celebration of Easter in a Christian society. Leave things in our culture alone, stop messing with things and this stupity🤬 I am absolutely offended by these actions!

[@maudieedwards9332]

So am l... sick to the back teeth!!

[@nigsbalchin226]

Call the police and they'll tell you where to stick your offence, you don't belong to a protected group.

[@Pawsforthought222]

Thankyou,best comment ❤

[@lindaclifton2460]

Love my Easter chocolate and fruit hot cross buns …. Cadbury in New Zealand took the word Easter of there eggs I refuse to buy them if it does not have the word Easter on them.. I am a Christian first and its our tradition we are loosing so much of our traditions over the last few years to the minority it’s time to stand up for our traditions 😢😢😢

[@paulgriffiths9824]

Totally agree, why should everything be changed just so we don’t upset someone. I’m not Cristian, don’t start me on all that’s wrong with it, but dosent change my thoughts that we shouldn’t change to stop some wet wipe crying.

[@christopherbrowne736]

Well spoken ALEX, in defending our faith when others won’t. It is our state religion, whether people accept it or not is on them. We do not want Iceland or any crapland and their ‘inclusivity’ mantra. It’s the thin end of the wedge when you try to please and appease at the cost of what binds us together. He didn’t die on a tick.

[@KayBacci]

Alex Phillips is great. I love her passion! ❤ I agree with her choice for POTW, the judge who granted asylum to the hideous monster who has blinded a woman and injured her two children.

[@lindageorge8209]

Send him home, he'll stop being a Christian pretty soon.

[@RoyIngs]

You must admit though that talk TV is a bit crap.Even Murdoch has decided to pull the plug

[@jameshennighan8193]

Alex Philips........truely ❤❤❤❤❤❤...

[@jasoncooper9391]

Alex Phillips plank

[@rocky76dude7]

Weird tastes in women

[@melindak9602]

Please let’s get rid of Khan.

[@Steve-Cross]

The demographic in London will not allow Khan to be unseated. The Islamists have infiltrated the establishment. We are all doomed. You can blame our spineless treacherous government for that. 🤬

[@אילייןלוי]

Dont worry He,ll be gone soon

[@אילייןלוי]

​@bishbishtv3748 What a dumbarse statement Where do u live? On the moon? Khanna a traitor and your comment is BS

[@CliveAdlam-yn8uz]

Bonkers .​@bishbishtv3748

[@hannacook859]

You should clarify you mean to vote him up, and not go jihad/ intifada on him

[@artfte]

I am 80 years of age .and watching this episode makes me think,Thank GOD I dont have to live much longer

[@nickhickson8738]

I'm 86 and think the same way. I feel so sorry for those who've had children and they have to grow up in this ghastly society we have landed them with. It's probably best to have dementia and not be aware of all the madness going on around us now. Despite the so-called 'poverty of the past I think I've lived through the best time in my earlier days. Driving on decent roads was the highlight for me in the '60s to the '80s.

[@myfanwymorris4083]

​@@nickhickson8738me to just worry about what's not left for my grand children

[@diane4488]

​@@nickhickson8738 Agreed!

[@hannahrose7372]

I live in the country side - I have a mixed raced daughter and the entire village LOVES her. We moved here from the city, there is no crime here, you dont need to lock your house, or your car, there is a sense of real community, we all go to the same church, the same local shops. Teenagers help old lady's carry their shopping - this is old England and this is what this country used to be before immigration pulled it into the depts of hell

[@mogznwaz]

I miss it very much

[@Rosebud100]

I live on a beautiful Scottish Island and it sounds exactly like your village. God bless your beautiful daughter.

[@nisharai8646]

Make sure you remind yourself of your comment, particularly the bit about how' immigration has depths of hell', when you're having any emergency NHS care from a doctor, or nurse who have come to the UK to work. You think your mixed raced daughter has no DNA from another part of the world? Such a lame, generalised comment about immigrants who work hard and pay into the system.

[@nisharai8646]

I cannot believe the depths of your racially abusive worded comment. The time when you'll require emergency NHS, or any type of care, by someone who has immigrated to the UK, will you think they've pulled you in the depths of hell? I don't know the racial profile of your mixed raced daughter, but I doubt it it's 100 percent English. Not everyone who comes here causes crime. But many who come here and work hard have to pay via their taxes for the scum who were born here who do not work.... I also live in the Countryside and I hope people like you don't live here....

[@Ruda-n4h]

Britain is a predominantly white North European country, which the ill educated leftists in this country don't seem to realise.

[@whatsgoingon4815]

You hit the nail on the head Kevin, it’s always the 4 fifths that are ignored.

[@mogznwaz]

If there’s no difference between the sexes as the activists claim why don’t transwomen just play in the men’s league?? They’re all equal aren’t they?

[@susanyoung2396]

My hotcross buns have the cross on, refused to buy from Iceland, they're only sold at Easter for goodness sake. Christian.

[@ruthcollins2841]

Countryside racist? Well there are black & white cows, but also brown ones, even Scottish ones (Aberdeen Angus). Sheep: some white sheep have black noses, most look greyish, but the Welsh have their own (Black Welsh Mountain), there's even black & white sheep (Jacob). I won't go into horses & pigs ; birds, and other animals. So I DON'T think that the countryside IS racist. The racism lies firmly within the person / persons who said it!😊🥱👎🤷‍♀️

[@levi5073]

Alex Philips is completely right. There are evolutionary reasons why men would be better at things like throwing darts.

[@IanWilliams-j2h]

Khan is a plank every day

[@אילייןלוי]

...Hasnt Khann been resigned!!!! STEP DOWN KHANN....TRAITOR

[@אילייןלוי]

😅😅😅..."TRIGGER" would have been a better Mayor of London! And Del boy,PM!! Theyde do a much better job! At least theyde be LOYAL!..and ENGLISH!

[@אילייןלוי]

..F**k them Antisemites..crooks..gangsters! Israel WILL take part..and theyll probably win! 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱❤🇮🇱❤🇮🇱🇮🇱We,ll take part,in whatever WE want! עם ישראל חי!!❤🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱" Queers for Palastine"!😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂!WHAT QUEERS?!..You'll be an "extinct" species. 😅😅😅😅!

[@rickyj5547]

The useless laughing labour party dictatorship of London

[@Kualabear02]

Plank du jour

[@atherstone55]

At least I know what a women is and I love them

[@TEL250r]

Alex is absolutely brilliant she should be an MP or something high she knows what this country wants

[@dudeyfeb88coach]

How is she brilliant in her little middle class bubble ?

[@stephenmcdonagh2795]

@@dudeyfeb88coach Because most who reside in the middle class bubble have never been outside of it, she has, so is it simple class snobbery that feeds your dislike or is it what she actually says? Common sense is more common than people have been led to believe. Judge on character, not on the financial background people are born into.

[@liahurst8575]

She is in the Reform Party.

[@annerosson4730]

⁠@@stephenmcdonagh2795 well said Stephen

[@rocky76dude7]

Yes they have in their bubble .She supported and voted for blonde mongrel .If she was in America shed vote for a democrat or RINo

[@denisburgess2966]

Khan is plank of the decade.

[@BrainfromSpain]

Nike buns! What next ? I've already reported Hamza Yousless for his hate speech in June!

[@catwoman7462]

England doesn't enter the Eurovision Song Contest, the UK does. For the ignorant comment by Salmond he should be plank of the week.

[@ColinTreherne]

Couldn't agree more

[@carolinecapell1115]

Please God not Labour.

[@cathyg7767]

I love Alex. She says exactly what I feel.

[@dudeyfeb88coach]

A minority feel , as the majority vote for the woke

[@christopherbrowne736]

I disagree. Vocal doesn’t mean majority

[@lalaholland5929]

​@@christopherbrowne736quite right.

[@nuhadonyt123]

I totally agree either Alex about Christianity being persecuted in comparison with other faiths. Most Western countries laws are derived from Christianity.

[@sallyjeffrey2803]

Farting cows in the countryside, what about the many farting people in towns and cities🙄

[@ThranWoman]

Cows first. People next is the agenda.

[@johnwickham9805]

I moved away from london to west country to get away from racism

[@aib0160]

John Craven should take himself down to a black nightclub in London and see if he feels welcome, safe or like some sort of pariah.

[@JustDucky-d9k]

At least he has the correct last name.

[@christinerussell113]

Dear old John Craven, long past his sell by date according to the BBC bigwigs, who generally get rid of us oldies asap, particularly if they are of a rather pale complexion. So perhaps Mr Craven, eager to please, (and thus hopefully keep his job), is singing from the woke/Marxist playbook. Funny though how a number of ex BBC employees are quick to sing a very different tune about the said BBC once they have been 'retired'.

[@aib0160]

@@christinerussell113 That's very true. The BBC are dying a slow death of a thousand cuts all of which are self inflicted.

[@shivaunt71]

He would suddenly realise what a jungle is like, never mind the countryside.

[@annastybeach9064]

The Sadiq Khan ban on the Hot Dog was about Pork , use your brains guys.

[@johnmarsh2078]

How ironic ..... this programme did indeed banish the Hate Monster for me. I always hated if not Salmond himself, then his ridiculous Scottish vision. But I found he and I had common ground and I will confine my hatred to Abu Humza instead. He is one of the reasons that "Islamophobia" is an oxymoron.

[@zenocrate4040]

There IS actually a biological difference between male and female vision: women are generally better at detecting subtle distinctions in colour and shade, men generally better at perceiving motion and precision at distance.

[@nicksmith3245]

Salmond one of the good guys? Look at the bigotry he supported in Scotland!

[@Strength-in-Union]

Not only supported - but stirred-up! All that's missing is a silly wee moustache. Good guy... sleepy cuddles... 🤔

[@andrewsheppard3189]

And taking Putin's rouble.

[@SA733]

I think Sadiq Khan deserves Plank of the week every week regardless of who else joins him!

[@nickandrew3242]

Yes I totally agree sadiq for plank of the week but then he should be made to walk it.

[@SA733]

@@nickandrew3242 Nice one Nick. I wish he would! 🤣😂

[@jeremyroberts39]

Plank of the week cheers me up so much in this oh so sad world (as does Tom the mime) 😊

[@Steve-Cross]

I am surprised Iceland didn’t put an Islamic symbol on our traditional hot Cross buns. The Church of England are happy to fly the Islamic Pakistan flag from Westminster Abbey. 🤬

[@kaytrundle9002]

Watching from Cornwall!! No racism here!! 🤣

[@stopnow609]

As always, I'm here for Alex!!!

[@dudeyfeb88coach]

Why ?

[@stopnow609]

Because she's great!

[@Musical_Man_Guitar]

Let Alex run the country, she is passionate and generally correct!

[@urban.uk.official]

Goodness, the woman is a moron!

[@rocky76dude7]

She s barely got the stamina to walk and talk seated or standing .Saying that the blonde mongrel toff she supported and voted for in 2019 doesn't

[@abdulwadood3123]

lol

[@nicnac360]

To be fair to Sadiq, if people eat cucumbers instead of hot dogs they will lose weight, therefore making Londoners harder to stab.

[@philipc2025]

I love it when Alex goes off on one. She's great.

[@theoneforgaveme]

Hot dogs are pork. And our muslim friends sont do pork so they find it offensive. So they want them banned. Its nothing about getting fat. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@marial8415]

@theoneforgaveme. Every action of this weasly little man is in preparation for the UK caliphate, from banning the poster of the girl in the bikini under the guise of body shaming (which done by anyone else I would have no problem with) or something in his early days on. So no surprise that he wanted to ban hot dogs, the marketers of this should have offered to change the picture to a beef steak sandwich and see if the treacherous weasel would have been ok with that.

[@charlytaylor1748]

Hmmm. Interesting

[@TNT-projects]

To sponsor a citizenship you have to say you know of no reason why someone should not be given citizenship.

[@ianwilliam3811]

O'Hanlon should be in front of a judge as well.

[@harveycotton5185]

It's even worse than that, the facts are that if the top man in literally any field competed against the top female in that same field the top man will always win every time.

[@peterlovell]

Leveling Up is Levelling down in reality, look at London on how its gone down over the last 20-40 years... London was soon be like Bradford or Luton....

[@tug1345]

Sadiq Khan is definitely very special, he falls into a 'plank from birth' category, there's nothing he can do to stop being a 'plank'

[@dafinker3443]

Love Kevin too 👏✅👏

[@normanfairbrass7275]

How many men play darts. How many women play darts? It must be 1000 to 1 at least

[@sharonsmith84]

Great job Kevin

[@johnmacdonald623]

I went to a wedding in cornwall and broke down in tears when i heard the speach by the father of the bride and groom

[@gherkamum]

Sadiq Khan what a lovely plank of the week, good choice.

[@RichieRich1234RICH]

14-20 year olds aren’t going to listen to the Hate Monster.

[@Steve-Cross]

No Spielberg movies then, at the Rio cinema. Wonder how many blockbusters Hamas have made? 😂

[@RoyIngs]

Mike graham should get back together with mike parry.Those 2 together are comedy gold

[@peterlovell]

Miss those day's

[@calvinaitkin-sf9up]

London is safe,,Sadiq Khan,,better not read headlines today.

[@davidforbes2795]

Alex Salmond’s silence about the disgraceful comments about Palestine says a lot about him………

[@hughmiller9737]

Khan must go

[@jameselder3476]

The big mistake is the hate monster is speaking English. Why? 🤷‍♂️

[@Jack-pu4rf]

Dartboard manufacturer's should replace the bullseye with a small picture of Sadik Khan this would improve the strike rate of dart players, well the incentive is thier to do better and Sadik Khan should be proud of himself to think that hatred for him as a positive aspect.

[@ruthcollins2841]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Kualabear02]

It’s incredible plankworthy to think for one tiny minute that the UK don’t have their own cyber attackers and aren’t using them!

[@ianbroadley4643]

Anything South of WATFORD Ia a Massive ( PLANK ) 🇬🇧 .

[@alberttickle1106]

Love POTW....watch it on Sat morning 😂😂😂

[@DougMinde-hs3dr]

Best comedy show on TV.

[@cyndy2484]

Why do woke people talk such twaddle

[@davidmiller4078]

Perhaps because they have fixed views which the far left anti Western civilasation lecturers told them at university were correct Its one thing to critique capitalism Democracy and science but its political agitation and social infa structure damage to unlease these un educated cretins into the job market where they will continue to sprout their snippets of un proven theories almost as if they were true ? and have the arrogance to insist other comply with these delusional marxist based crackpot delusions ?

[@annewicks4993]

Because their twaddle keeps getting validated by morons.

[@dudeyfeb88coach]

Majority in the uk

[@michaeljago4869]

@@dudeyfeb88coach Your fucking deluded

[@edwardharley9]

They have no perceptive objectivity at all??? ..............................or just stupid..

[@nickhickson8738]

Excellent show this week and even Alex was calmer than usual.

[@andrewsheppard3189]

Respectfully, I disagree. She only does hyper-hysterical at full volume.

[@saffronsolo9668]

I love Alex.

[@pugwash84]

If they are offended by hot cross buns then can't they just buy a teacake instead ? bonkers !!

[@marlenewolffe4613]

I think you missed the poing hot dogs are made from pork!!.... think about who is in charge

[@fledermausmann3338]

Alex Phillips for Prime Minister

[@liahurst8575]

Vote for Reform then, she is policy adviser to Richard Tice.

[@TopDraw-v8y]

Love Alex :)

[@dr69dav]

are we allowed to hate the hate monster?

[@lindageorge8209]

Ho hum... In Australia you can already buy cross-less buns... Because some people don't like the texture.

[@robertrose81]

This isn't complicated it's about hand eye coordination and spatial awareness and it's been proven.

[@johnwickham9805]

Those comedy programs were very funny

[@jameselder3476]

It wasn’t the weight. It was the pork.

[@viviennewearne6173]

Definitely.

[@daylehudson6810]

We are a christian country

[@m.bowyer5045]

Khan is plank of the week every week......khan out.

[@jeananderson3008]

The little raisins do look like dead ticks on the Iceland buns. 🤢🤮

[@Aurora-uq5hm]

WELL IF THIS IS THE CASE!!! THAT MEANS THE MAJORITY OF THE ICONS & IDOLS THEY WORSHIP IN HOLLY WOOD & THE MUSIC INDUSTRY ! UNBELIEVABLE THE IRONY!!!🤭😏🙂

[@joycemcleod8249]

Brilliant comment s.Well said especially Alex

[@47Seagull]

They ought to nominate Kahn as "Plank of Planks" none under, none over. 🤣

[@RichieRich1234RICH]

The Eurovision Song Contest especially the voting has always been political so slightly naive of the panellist to say it’s not. I still think it’s a bit daft Russia has been excluded since it invaded Ukraine but that at least was a decision taken by the organisers of the contest. But it’s all a bit daft - performers just wanna perform their crapola songs. They’d have got no votes anyway. As witnessed Ukraine won and I couldn’t tell you what quality their song was. However the Rio Cinema in Dalston deciding international geopolitics get in yer lane.

[@tinzil557]

As an Aussie, I’m still puzzled about how/why we’re in it?!

[@keithrobinson7201]

Plankerama? More like Plonkerama! 😂

[@RichyDH]

so Nike has desecrated our flag and now our buns ---- what next

[@johnmarsh2003]

Thanks for the reminder that SNP used to be an excellent party

[@jim9667]

How is it "Plank of the week : with Mike Graham" without Mike Graham?

[@ruthcollins2841]

Yep & with yeller O'Sullivan and disgusting Salmonella!🤮🤮🤢😡

[@Pitarolle1]

I wouldn't buy Iceland hot tick buns if they were free!!!!

[@whatsgoingon4815]

I knew someone called Fred Shufflebum, he was so embarrassed he changed it by deed pole, he’s now known as Bert Shufflebum. Boom boom.😂

[@johnmoncrieff3034]

What TFL failed to recognize was that Ed Gamble was one of the judges on the GREAT BRITISH MENU, & that this poster was full of IRONY. which is all part of his act!

[@michaelcleary7065]

RIP Mr Salmond. Genuinely funny man

[@jeanbrown8295]

It sounds like a lot to me Mr Hunt,a bloody lot more than my paltry pension,but my vote as plank would go to Khan

[@stucatfreeuk]

Alex Phillips, what a legend. We need more Christian presenters!

[@PeterStone-ch9dw]

Get in there Alex.

[@christinetaylor3539]

If you live here then our flag shouldn't upset you, if it does you need looking into as you clearly hate the country that gives you everything.

[@patchlolly979]

I wondered where all the planks went

[@mark5694]

Sadiq Khan a Blank ... He needs to be made to Walk it !!!

[@philipgregg7912]

I miss Mike Graham

[@Agentzxz]

Khan : we need shariya law Citizens : Get out from this country💯

[@c.t5136]

So, why does every tube station have a sweet shop or two in them, sometimes even on the platform!

[@strakermidwich9679]

Did anyone else hear "FARKING Cattle" lol

[@lalaholland5929]

That is when reparations SB paid out. To the unfortunate woman & her two daughters... Foolishness of Church & Judge.

[@michaeljago4869]

I see Sadprick Khan is at it again

[@garycaskie7313]

scott fitzgerald representred the uk and he was a jock

[@justlikebuttah]

Reach, size of hands etc for snooker makes difference as well as other things I am sure.

[@JaggersLips]

Protect the countryside from John Craven

[@andrewwelbeck7145]

I totally agree with banning the picture of Wedding cake as it does encourages obesity, Wedding cake is the worlds most fattening food, ask any married man what effect it had on his bride after eating it.