Plunging Back Into The Trump Hole | VP Harris Concedes | We Know What's Coming

[@eziokenway97]

"The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe; for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."

[@sunnygindian2263]

Perfect. 👏👏👏👏

[@rainfalls1842]

Great analogy

[@moonhunter9993]

yes

[@KaptainKKD]

wow well said

[@KeepItCivilPlease293]

Yeah, this doesn’t apply at all. Dems lost touch with the struggle of the middle class American. And you’ll keep losing elections until you realize this 😂

[@longerthanyouthink]

"I thought we were better than this. I really did." "And the fact that we're not doesn't make me feel all 'right' and 'superior'. It makes me feel... sad." "Because I know that, at the end of the day, ordinary people are gonna be the ones who are gonna have to pay for all of this. Because they always, always do." - Steve Carell _(The Big Short)_

[@joshuajohnson6890]

You should campaigned hard enough for her Latinos cause the election.😢

[@DoloresAW]

Yep. I'm not sure I have much sympathy for them in me, if they voted for him. It seems many Americans need to suffer harsher consequences before they understand the silver spoon con man will only help billionaires.

[@maryroberts589]

​@@bobbritches846why is wanting equality, safety & security for all so bad?

[@nancyhajeski3360]

I could watch that movie once a week. A master class in acting. And Margot in the bubble bath is just divine.

[@anniejayy9559]

@@maryroberts589 I think he means we didn’t realize just how racist, misogynistic, and hateful the majority of the country really is. And that reality is what so many foreigners see in us all the time.

[@laalaa99stl]

Elect me once. Shame on you. Elect me twice. Shame on the whole damned country.

[@Starjumper2000four]

The scary part is there’s more of them than us.

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

No rest for the clueless here in murica

[@tuyenle8107]

trump 4everrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Starjumper2000four]

You got that right. Y’all are scary.

[@janwag6856]

@@Starjumper2000fournope

[@CalebWeed02]

Anybody else here hate watching this 😂 I proudly helped turn PA for Trump

[@s_.777]

You’ll regret this

[@thomasel9171]

​@@s_.777educate yourself, you might find 90% of the crap the msm said about trump wasn't true at all. I used to be a vehement anti Trumper, I still don't like everything he does, but damn if he isn't a far better choice in the short term than kamala, who was a completely empty vessel for her establishment masters.

[@Juve-vo3ie]

@@s_.777keep coping Lib… 😂

[@s_.777]

@@Juve-vo3ie keep struggling to afford basic needs, those tarrifs will ensure that😂

[@Juve-vo3ie]

@@s_.777 bruh it is harder than ever to afford basic needs after Biden has been office. Grow up!

[@williamstewart9031]

“Well… f**k.” My thoughts exactly.

[@angelezebuiro9676]

I have the same reaction too.

[@Rasarel]

I have the opposite reaction 😅 After another 4 years all MAGA crowd will be doing either exactly the same or worse. Best thing what could have happened Trump winning this election 😊

[@WolfRamAndHart]

@@angelezebuiro9676 I believe it was the actual headline of a German Newspaper.

[@brittany9627]

It’s like the world said see you aren’t allowed to be hopeful

[@brittany9627]

@@Rasarel. Love the enthusiasm but I’m not sure you are right here

[@heartofdawn2341]

It sickens me greatly that the country wouldn't choose a woman over someone who assaults them. AGAIN.

[@jaquanpowell4605]

We won’t get a woman in our lifetime

[@Vaquix000]

@@jaquanpowell4605 ? I don't see why you'd say that. He's only getting another four years.

[@eofalassion]

@@Vaquix000 he can change the 22nd Amendment now that he holds the House and Senate.

[@TheAfterglowProject]

@@Vaquix000anyone with half a brain knows Kamala as commander and chief would’ve been a nightmare. She would be laughed out of the room in the Middle East. You know, the places that want us all dead? The ones who specifically murder women for looking at them wrong? You’re failing to see that people didn’t vote for trump. Not all of them. They voted for a man. Because we had to.

[@StarboardCG63]

A woman that lies with no proof and a stacked crazy NY crazies convicted. More of us voted for him. Popular vote baby!

[@Jay-z2x]

“First they came for the Communists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Communist. Then they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out-because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak out for me.” -Martin Niemöller, a German Lutheran pastor and theologian.

[@patienceobongo]

Nobody is coming for you. Get a psychiatrist.

[@infin8ee]

I hope that you're wrong but I have a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach . It's already having international ramifications and as an Australian , I know we will be caught in his anti China stance . I feel sorry for ordinary people, medical needs, housing , pensions etc are concerns that we can all relate and commiserate with you over. It's incomprehensible that this is the world we live in now. Look after each other, you're going to have too because he certainly won't.

[@randalcranor9037]

@@infin8ee this is me,73, SS and Medicare and ???? what now???

[@MrNncon]

i hate to tell you this but americas going to get what it deserves a clone of the Chinese Communist Party, he removed the laws protecting him kingshiping himself now he will, including secrect police arrests from his enemys and the media all supported by his cult base.

[@driehoogachter5729]

Your comment is so level-headed and proportional

[@denverb585]

Ah the tears in this entire comment section. The sweet sweet tears

[@lephinor2458]

I'm noticing all the trump comments are around a week ago. I think most of the trump supporting comments were deleted to make our voice unheard.

[@deborahmuller7559]

An American here living in Germany, my health care will not be threatened, but yes we are also in mourning over the outcome in the USA. I send my deepest sympathies for my friends, relatives, fellow citizens. I have chosen not to view any news, or the acceptance speech, but I will listen to Stephen and Jimmy. Love to you all.

[@neuronic85]

There are at least a few million people here that are hoping you have a couch to crash on for, say, four years.

[@darklordojeda]

Mourning? Jesus, why don't you ask whatever Jews are left in Germany what mourning is.

[@brigittehof]

what a bs

[@JanMorsø]

@@darklordojeda here's one...

[@sealyoness]

I am mourning. Again. I thought we were intelligent. My apologies to all our allies. We're stupid.

[@90sbaby4eva]

I’m so proud of VP Harris and Governor Walz. I truly am. What an impressive run considering the circumstances - time constraints, who the opposition is, and everything else. It was an uphill climb from the start but we did all we could. Unfortunately, enough people are too deep under his spell to be reasoned with… I’m horrified and terrified and mortified at who I’m learning my fellow countrymen and women are… Never felt this way and never thought I would. I’ve always been proud to be an American but, I don’t know how I feel about that anymore.

[@kelliekeigley5669]

Well said. I feel exactly the same.

[@patienceobongo]

When will you move to Haiti with the Hollyweird gang?

[@TheOzthewiz]

It used to be that "Money talks and bullshit walks". But, not in Harris' case, she had MORE money and still lost.

[@mikeca98]

Couldn't win with a $1 billion war chest. Biggest case of buyer's remorse.

[@patienceobongo]

Everything else? You don't know?

[@muhupalam2755]

Thank you. This is why we watch you. I was so nervous about what could be said or how do you articulate the what happened and you’ve done it so succinctly. Thank such simple words but what relief to hear say what was needed and to thank Kamala and Tim. Thank Stephen.

[@James-p1t7p]

Is it really that traumatic?

[@MidnightToker24]

@@James-p1t7pit’s… Trumpatic

[@jakefromstatefarm142]

@@James-p1t7pit’s sad that you joined KZbin 15 hours ago and your go to, is to troll people.

[@jammyy]

This channel has been a propaganda outlet for the anti-democracy democratic party spreading lies and disinformation against Trump who is a true patriot. I hope everyone when reflecting on the loss, can try to understand why so many people voted for him instead of resorting to demonising their enemies like they always do by being intellectually lazy. We'll have a great next 4 years

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

@@James-p1t7p for those that know history, I’d say yes…

[@Kevin-le8qc]

Funny how Colbert can be so insightful about the human condition, sometimes, but sooo BLIND when it comes to all the good that Trump has done for this country. He either can’t see it or doesn’t want to see it.

[@MohsinKhan-nn6xu]

The scary thing is he has more power than any other president in the last 100 years, house,Senate, Supreme court. No one should have that kind of power.

[@Jumpjoe4587]

thank the democrats

[@QuantumCosmos3.0]

YEA EXACTLY! LIVE WITH IT!

[@docterblood]

Makes no sense. That goes against the entire balance of powers ideology.

[@gurmeetkubicek5665]

🤯

[@gjh9299]

all based on hate

[@deborahtanaka3527]

Thank you, Stephen. For being coherent today. I was totally nonfunctional once I accepted the election results. I spent the whole day drinking and refusing to watch any more news. You brought me back to the here and now. You're right. We have to go on and deal with it the best we can. You joke about the bathroom janitor, and explosive diarrhea is spot on. Not pleasant, but something that needs to be dealt with.

[@HairynosedWombat163]

From Australia, I share your disgust and disappointment at the election outcome. Instead of opening the champers I opened the Whiskey and I'll need it for the next four years!❤

[@snarky4lyfe144]

i havent been able to stop crying and sleeping is out of the question , i cant keep any food down , im broke and need some rum so i can go numb cuz im tired of crying and just want the pain to stop so i can catch my breath.

[@harryrabbit2870]

Explosive diarrhea? Really? Kimmel said the same thing. Do we learn at last that Donald Trump causes diarrhea? Why wasn't that brought up?

[@charli3811]

Stephen, you hit the nail right on the head when you likened the orange disaster to explosive diarrhea, because we're in a deep pile of doodoo! Today, I was a tequila Democrat. I heard the definitive results this morning, and patiently waited until around noon to start drinking. Lord, help us!

[@marlenefannon]

@@HairynosedWombat163 I had my bottle of Kahlua ready to drink last night, but changed my mind and made a root beer float instead. I just can't drink anymore. I would've needed something much stronger, anyway. LOL.

[@valeriemoran842]

Kamala Harris and Tim Walz: we love you !!! If common sense had prevailed you would have won. I am sorry. In spite of the outcome, it was a job well done. You both acted with honesty and integrity and did not stoop to lies and fear tactics. Thank you.

[@meatpuppet5036]

What? Yeah they did, wtf?!

[@WaldoOtto-f9h]

All the both of them do was LIE LIE LIE

[@slayer5097]

Thank god no tampons in bathrooms

[@Chunkboi]

@@WaldoOtto-f9hYes, we know Trump and Vance lied.

[@kingsley878-y8c]

Yeah because comparing your opponent to Hitler isnt a fear tactic. Are you people able to really hear yourselves?

[@aguasal2764]

This is the funniest comment section I’ve ever seen

[@-PRPLEHZE-]

👏

[@PAVEL-JAKL]

Thank You Ms. Harris for everything you did, we came up little bit short but you did amazing job in such a short time 🥺

[@jamesyoung1012]

Learn to accept defeat and a huge defeat at that!

[@truthray2885]

Six million votes. Less than the population of Greater New York City area.

[@Zeitgeist2000]

A little short? The Republicans blew the democrats out of every part of government. Nothing about it was close

[@Zeitgeist2000]

@truthray2885 that's not how the political system works. The popular vote is unimportant, the only thing that matters is electoral college

[@jaquanpowell4605]

@@jamesyoung1012like 47 did?

[@lyndabrowning7516]

Yes, the VP’s campaign was superb! Thank you for acknowledging that! As for the results of the election, I cannot fathom the mindset of those who have just chosen to replace their democracy for a dictatorial chaos that will ensue. God bless America.

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Superb? It took like a month for her to run focus groups to decide what her positions were going to be. Had Biden died in office, there would have been a solid fort night when nothing happened while they rounded up focus groups.

[@b-dub6865]

I loved Kamala, but she didn’t talk about the economy enough or distance herself from Biden, an unpopular president blamed for inflation. She focused too much on Trump & “saving democracy.” But when people are struggling to make ends meet, that’s not their top priority. A $25k first-time homebuyer credit wasn’t smart or feasible. It benefits only a small group & doesn’t address the real issue - inflation. Voters backed Biden & Obama because they were centrists with clear, practical plans to boost the economy. This wasn’t just Trump supporters - she did poorly in blue states as well. Remember, her last campaign turned off voters on both sides because her ideas were too far left, & that still mattered this time around.

[@dkg2894]

Well that's simple. The mindset was millions of reasonable folks being tired of Democrats gaslighting and falsely claiming Trump will be a dictator. You can't run for president and dodge interviews and give recycled answers and expect to be voted in. 🤣

[@sundayhinojosa8114]

Will we ever see the Epstein tapes Trump has released

[@caroldesantiago7313]

I personally am proud to say I have never voted repub cause they can't lead. When the shit hits the fan I will just know that it is their own fault same as the first time you idiots elected him. I told you first. A two year old has more sense than people who voted for this cretin.

[@kendallpeak8511]

This is thick with sadness and depression. I feel it so much right now too. Thank you for still finding ways to make us chuckle when it seems like there's nothing that could lift our spirits. I'm not a bourbon democrat, but I'd consider myself a 4:20 democrat.

[@popthiccle1158]

Trump is gonna make America Great again

[@kendallpeak8511]

@@popthiccle1158 I guess you're part of the Make America DREAM BIG again troop. Enjoy that.

[@CosmicSpaceBaby]

Taking a mental health day from work and will light one up for you, bro. You’re not alone in this. Know that decent Americans exist.

[@michelesalles1231]

@@popthiccle1158 Of course he is, The greatest president in my lifetime for working class blue collar and poor people which I am not. Stephen is a prissy little elitist born in Washington DC. He doesn't understand or know any true working people. He was an actor who appeared on Law and Order. He still is an actor. He is not a comedian but a political commentator for the Democrats. Why do you watch him with his low ratings when you can watch GUTFELD! Stephen is also almost Democrats an antisemite.

[@miguelromo8410]

So you didn't have sadness having to pay 7$ for eggs because I did 😂😂

[@cloudstrife206]

Still not understanding why you lost again is the real problem

[@AlinaProbably]

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for noodle soup

[@madduckling2071]

Russian propoganda?

[@SamPashmi]

@@madduckling2071for peddling pro-Hamas, pro-phedo and open border policies

[@TempinoTuMadre]

​@@madduckling2071 Russiahoax

[@thomasel9171]

Seriously. They just keep making the same damned mistakes, they need to listen to cenk, he knows.

[@apedley]

From England; you have my heartfelt sympathies. I don't have to suffer the orange fool directly, but his incompetence and selfishness will have far-reaching effects. I worry for America and the world.

[@angelm.bouchard3722]

Thank you.

[@ModelsExInferis]

Having sympathy for Americans is like having sympathy for the people of Clacton!

[@pawelNiszczyciel]

ha ha, you should worry about your country, because here there are just a lot of crazy people at the helm lol. More benefits for everyone in the UK, more. Sad and funny country...

[@leonardfleming723]

Kiwi here, I feel the same...

[@aninewforest]

​@@pawelNiszczycielYou haven't a clue, do you? Their policies are the same as the conservatives.

[@lwosijk]

My heart weeps for you. Love, Canada

[@antionettewilson4250]

Thank you....

[@alanavillano2189]

Thank you. We tried to win . Proud to be 💙

[@leese.23]

Can all of us Democrats come live with you in Canada? Pretty please? 💙🙏

[@carolcope8544]

Thank you-but the majority of this country did it to ourselves....... We will reap what we sow...

[@lorrieshigley3625]

This was so rigged!!! Trump is going to HURT us that are Democrats.

[@richardfugelsang4603]

🇺🇸 You Reap What You Sow America, And This Is Going To Be One Hell Of A Bad Harvest. 🇺🇸

[@lindachristianson196]

Yep.

[@skyboy1956]

How's that fear mongering working out for ya?

[@PuredirtMike]

How so?The Biden administration has politicized,and abused the justice system to attack the only competition to the Democratic party....for 4 freaking years?Not one criminal filing has born a single conviction.Biden,and his son committed embezzlement,and fraud In Ukraine when Biden was vice president.The real corruption has been hidden by the media,and the current justice dept.,and the Biden family.I didn't give it any thought until I researched It 4 years ago.Its a fact.

[@danielc1978]

@VERNIKA-f4c Peace and love to you, fellow citizen...

[@JONESH99]

I could not agree more !!

[@mrs3533]

Best night of my life, GO TRUMP 🇺🇸👍

[@BuellStreetBlaster]

hell yeah!

[@Chunkboi]

@@mrs3533 AND TAKE THE REST OF MAGA WITH YOU

[@haroldjoseph8296]

Wow your life must be so sad.

[@lephinor2458]

It's about to go up when we have actual food to eat.

[@merissaj4518]

"I wish none of this had happened." "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil."

[@TerpSith_Ea]

Somebody had to quote that on Colbert's show! Good job! 😄

[@merissaj4518]

@TerpSith_Ea Thank you! I was surprised Stephen didn't.

[@TerpSith_Ea]

@@merissaj4518 True! 😁 Now we just have to find the Ring of Power and Mount Doom. I guess you could make a pun about the vote of power, buuuuut.... well.

[@sidekickmusic5936]

Idiot MAGATS would've brought the Ring to Sauron willingly.

[@Scrungge]

My favorite quote literally ever ... Thank you so much for the memory

[@raddestnerd]

I only emotionally survived because of this man. God bless his patriotism, his wit and humor, his wisdom, and faith

[@dlg9369]

You are a child.

[@James-p1t7p]

Honestly, get a grip of yourself, pls, stop with the doomsday rhetoric , so much of that going around

[@christyann2268]

​@@James-p1t7p.... Honestly, keep your BS crap to yourself and stop trying to dictate how others should feel! YOU won't be immune to the consequences of Project 2025 either and I take comfort in that! 😂😅

[@christyann2268]

​@@James-p1t7p.... Oh, stop whining! 😭

[@sadtimesahead1958]

An insurrectionist patriot. Hmm

[@marthawhite3353]

Yes, I am also questioning the fundamental decency and humanity in people today. I am not feeling very well, sick really. "In a democracy, we get the government we deserve." What does this say about us? I feel sick -

[@patienceobongo]

Psychiatrists will be busy for 4 years

[@Redactedlllllllllllll]

You must be young, human beings have displayed much worse already

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

@@Redactedlllllllllllll thanks, I was hoping for evolution…

[@Zlatka-j1g]

Had Kamala won we would be reading exactly the same lamenting posts on the right wing channels. The only difference would be that the right wing would curse but not feel sick and still turn up for work.

[@KillWokePeople]

Can't be openly racist towards white people anymore? Hilarious 😂

[@enriquetorres7177]

I love this section. Nothing but tears. 😂

[@mad_titanthanos]

And full of pompous self righteous people who are still arrogant enough to think the majority are fools who voted wrong.

[@HRHDMKYT]

Enjoy your deportation!!

[@HRHDMKYT]

Enjoy your deportation, Enrique! (Don’t bother saying “I’m safe. I’m a citizen”. So were the Japanese Americans jailed in camps when WWII began. They’ll do sweeps and deport first, and check for errors later. Maybe they’ll check… 🤨)

[@Capedcrusader-Y3]

Not as bad as how y’all acted four years ago 💀

[@thomasel9171]

​@@Capedcrusader-Y3it's worse, remember how you libs reacted when he first won? People are STILl using those memes 😂

[@elizabethsanmiguel]

Thank you, Stephen. These of us living in Europe, could not believe the result. We had hoped to visit family in the States. But nooooo, not now. Your writers rock, and so does your delivery.

[@mikeca98]

Stay there until we make room after the mass deportations.

[@driehoogachter5729]

Lol, why can't you fly to the States? Are you going to be round up?

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

@@driehoogachter5729 Probably same as me, I'd rather give my tourism dollars to an economy not dictated by Putin and Trump.

[@ickesanicke]

The US was fine back in 2017-2020 too. People forget how little difference he made back then.

[@67band]

Visit Canada and have a family reunion here.

[@DvLnDsGyZ]

RIP NATO, my condolences to the countries that are going to suffer even more because of us. I'm sorry we failed you.

[@nickrhook4809]

Interesting how the people who use "communist" as an insult essentially voted to let a Russian dictator re-shape the effing Soviet Union

[@danielshields34]

Why do you need to save everyone? Just look out for number 1 first.

[@trise2033]

@@danielshields34 With great power comes great responsibility.

[@LissaSofienberg]

We Will manage We also survived Hitler Greetings from Denmark

[@northernlight8857]

​@@LissaSofienbergSurvived yes, but if it wasn't for the allied forces you would make that claim in German.

[@peachesthesordid8619]

Thank you, Stephen. For everything. For your optimism, for your humor. Thank you for not pulling punches. Keep making us laugh in times of need.

[@rogerc23]

Get over yourself. He used you.

[@almichaels4128]

@@rogerc23Yup. Sadly won’t break the spell. The man ruined late night altogether by creating this hyper political atmosphere, unheard of at the time. The others had to follow to keep up with the rabid ratings. These shows used to appeal to the whole country. Now it’s just injecting fear into the left, with a little comedy mixed in to drive the ideas in deeper.

[@TempoPrimo2023]

@@rogerc23 LOL, you telling others to get over oneself, with a comment that actually applies to Orange Dumpster Fire shows how you lack self awareness.

[@ezilla30]

@@almichaels4128not even good comedy Gutfeld has better writers

[@almichaels4128]

@@ezilla30 Yep, much. They do the same “Trump bad” joke here for 8 years, you’d think his audience would be bored. Nope, here comes another 4 years of it while they drool on their remote and say “thanks daddy Colbert for always being there” like some emotional support animal to navigate the world. Low class people.

[@akadacat]

Oh. I hadn't thought about President Carter. Shit. Now I'm crying again.

[@octobersun221]

Sending you a waaahmbulance.

[@TheWtfanime]

Stephen thank you for being a light in shining darkness these past long years. Please we need you these next four years. Please stay safe for these next four years.

[@dHolbach77]

By Feb this show won't be allowed on the air. Only State TV will be. And Colbert will be in danger of being rounded up as an "enemy of the state". Hate to say it, but this is very likely, unless We the People Resist like never before!

[@m.a.farrokhzad1962]

😂😂😂😂 yes especially his vaccine dance! Losers!

[@kellywest8168]

@@m.a.farrokhzad1962

[@SA-ww1ge]

@@Daryl-yz8iju actually believe a bizarre clown hahahaha. U believe anything -when he wants u to drink cool aide don’t cry to us. I know he’s ur god w his own bible. He’d never do that because he protects u. Hahahaha

[@danielc1978]

@@m.a.farrokhzad1962 Peace and love to you, fellow citizen...

[@cassienunes2173]

"well f*ck" is a sentiment shared by several including this young woman from california. i already have high anxiety. this has just increased it ten fold. my god i am horrified

[@larrymunn5279]

Just sitting here on the north side of the border literally right on it, thinkin' of my ex. She had a bad childhood, and a lot of pregnancies. We have healthcare and resources here, if she were down there well. Woulda gone a lot differently. All ya can do it keep the people you love close and do what you can.

[@JK-yy5gm]

​@@larrymunn5279yep I'll be Vancouver ASAP, FL the first time was bad enough😅

[@adarcus4053]

Don't know how old you the last time we did this carousel but people got so sick of Trump's shit they tossed loads of Congress and Senate seats back to blue at midterms. Keep the faith this country is in for a bad patch but a lot of us will be there to pick up the parts and make a better place.

[@lynettegraves6261]

From Down Under there’s a few more colourful words added but basically, yeah. Sums it up

[@patienceobongo]

Seek a psychiatrist for Trump Derangement Syndrome. Everything you believe is a lie.

[@euwritingdownthebones9123]

Amazing campaign indeed! Harris has been absolutely fantastic. I hope we'll see her often again. Her concession speech was the best ever, 100% in line with the entire campaign, SO inspiring, and as she says: we lost a battle, but we continue to fight, and when we fight, WE WIN!

[@sandraneiman]

She truly is a class act. Class is something that Trump will never have even with all that money.

[@ohitherewantamarshmallow4348]

@@euwritingdownthebones9123 I would love for her to be the nominee in 2028.

[@anthony972003]

Worst candidate of all time

[@dansegelov305]

I'm sorry to say it, but no! It was a sh*t campaign. Yet again! A largely friendly national media, the largest war-chest in history and the most broadasting of any election ever, and they still failed to provide any reason why anyone should vote for her! Simply saying 'she's not the other guy,' wasn't enough in 2016, and it wasn't enough this time! Trump won because the nation is desperate for change, and in response, the Dem's nominated the 'continuity candidate.' It was basically a carbon copy of Hillary's campaign. Too little time spent on policy detail, too much time spent courting celebrity endorsements.

[@matenzo]

How was it amazing? She spent way more money, had most of the media backing her 24/7 and still lost badly. Enough denial, it's not productive. Self-reflect and try to have an objective look at all the things your party did horribly wrong. Cause you don't get a failure this big by doing things right.

[@josephho2427]

Man in his echo chamber

[@princesslluviacaemercury4136]

Our constitution Our democracy Traded for the price of eggs

[@shanedaley6236]

Voted for the constitution democracy and the price of everything

[@jaredSS2112]

The implication that the price of eggs will go down is cute....

[@Rasaiel]

9 meals from anarchy. If you even know the price of eggs, it already proves the economy is too hard for you. People will give up anything, even their dignity, and children for lower price on eggs. Democracy can only be sustained above a certain economic level. And vast portions of the usa is falling below that.

[@brodyweaver4696]

@@jaredSS2112 how much you wanna bet?

[@Saint-t9t]

​@@RasaielSo working as designed.

[@roseannejacobsen7115]

“Too stupid to coup” was term I saw. It breaks my heart that your fellow Americans would rather vote for a convicted felon than a woman that is over qualified. In this day and age you would think the women would support a qualified woman over a serial rapist.

[@anniejayy9559]

Yeah, I thought so too 😢

[@sitinowak]

Like Hillary said those who voted for trump are deplorables.

[@karissakline6765]

Christians ‘forgive and forget’ even rapists, iykyk

[@TheOzthewiz]

NO! Women should be KEPT at home.......barefoot AND pregnant!! LOL

[@patienceobongo]

She can't string 2 sentences together. It demonstrates most realise the judicial system is brutally corrupt.

[@davidharrowe4083]

All the working class people who voted for Trump believing that a second Trump presidency would make their lives better are about to be sorely disappointed.

[@anthony972003]

Cope

[@yesand5536]

He will, if all they want it to feel like they are at the top of the hierarchy. Which is apparently, ALL they want. And they'll get it 100%. So, job done as far as they are concerned.

[@Jumpjoe4587]

so you have been wrong unitl now that will not change

[@patienceobongo]

Why? How will it be worse? How many illegals are uou putting up in your house ?

[@NaturesChild-mu9kd]

​@@anthony972003More people lined up on streets for 4 to 5 hours to vote. Millions of mail in ballots, millions in person voting, millions voted on election day. Yet, 20 million less votes than 2020 election. In other words, 20 million votes are missing. Elon has access to high technology, and so does Putin. I strongly have gut feeling that the turbulation machine was somehow tempered around in most voting stations in swing states, blue areas. It was could have been programmed to control the machine remotely.

[@nathanslay6342]

I love this!! Cry cry Colbert! I love the salt from you!

[@KealohaHarrison]

Thank you Stephen for being a light in the darkness. We’ll take some time to grieve and mourn, but then we all have to get back to work to resist this evil yet again. Am I tired? Yes. Do I wish we were in a better position right now? Absolutely. But am I giving up? No.

[@tuyenle8107]

trump 4everrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Withjoyfulsenescence]

Not giving up. Really good!👍 i think late night hosts would be so stressed but at the same they’ll win.🥲😆

[@TrxmpBrownNosersBgone]

​@@tuyenle8107 Now we know who doesn't believe in term limits.

[@avianna7738]

OP ❤

[@danielc1978]

@@tuyenle8107 Peace and love to you, fellow citizen...

[@karenneill9109]

I’m peeved at all the Americans who didn’t vote. They’ve taken their lives for granted, and they will almost certainly regret it.

[@Norvik_-ug3ge]

Turnout is only marginally down on 2020 according to Newsweek. Not remotely enough to cause this big of a loss. Sorry, not the reason why...

[@karenneill9109]

@ If Biden won with 81 million, and Trump won with 72 million, doesn’t that make a difference? Also, only 2/3 of eligible voters voted. I know that’s ‘normal’ for the US, but it’s still frustrating.

[@ultimatepayne5816]

@@karenneill9109Harris was Biden’s VP, did happen you to see their approval ratings during this administration? Not so good, so why those who are turned off by their administration vote for them again?

[@bobbyfartz5591]

“So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause.” -Padme

[@pussnbootsxL]

lol you cant be serious right? do you think CENSORING people, firing them for not taking an unproven vaccine, um, trying to suppress political opponents by ANY means possible including assassination, letting in millions of undocumented aliens into our country for more democratic votes. should i go on? THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY OPEN YOUR BRAINWASHED EYES

[@JokingChickenn]

And with it my hope for humanity

[@SUNSHINESAFARICLUB]

@@bobbyfartz5591 …couldn’t have said it better!

[@carolmuir2997]

Only if good people do nothing...

[@siggimosmann2833]

Thank you for giving us some levity in this terrible time. I am amazed at the ignorance of the voters and sorry for all the people this is really, really going to hurt. The people that surround him are dangerous and cruel.

[@sherrysaunders3445]

The voters are not ignorant, thank you.

[@DancinQueen1000]

@@sherrysaunders3445 Some are, some are not.

[@7x779]

@@siggimosmann2833 you're right, the voters on the left are the ones who are ignorant. They're closed minded narrow-minded don't know anything about what voters on the right know. On the other hand, the voters on the right know everything that the voters on the left now because that's the default position of Simply being born in the US and doing nothing to seek out truth on your own We are inundated 24/7 since birth with 99% leftist Democrat indoctrination, the entire mainstream media and most of the education system has been owned and controlled and programmed by them for decades It's really sad and heartbreaking distance on the left either don't know this, or are willfully ignorant of it and won't admit it

[@andrewc6874]

Hi Stephen. I watch your show regularly from NZ and am sharing your horror and grief at recent events. This show definitely helped. As will your future shows. Keep doing what you’re doing.

[@shannondavidson8069]

I'm in Australia, and I don't know how I am going to cope with this reality going forward. Colbert is one of the few bright spots, to find something to try and laugh about amidst the horror and grief.

[@rogerc23]

Maybe unwash your brain.

[@jay1jayf]

@@shannondavidson8069 why are you that invested on american politics?

[@Ric_Vicious]

Yeah. The cultists can't even try to defend their convicted sex offending, felon, of a cult leader 🤣

[@michellewatson4843]

@@jay1jayfbecause we are interested in what goes on in other countries, not just our own…. Plus our RWNJs will get emboldened by this, so it will affect us.

[@oliversherman2414]

As a Brit, I greatly appreciate your optimism and sense of humour, even in difficult times like these. Keep up the great work

[@sealyoness]

Apologies. I did vote for the Attorney and the Coach. Getting the criminal instead is shameful.

[@outdoorguy845]

That's what you liberals get for making fun of trump. I hope you're crying everyday

[@Richardfry]

stiff upper lip and the like

[@VV-bk1wv]

As a Brit, I hope trump can give #TwoTierKeir some pointers on free speech

[@oliversherman2414]

@VV-bk1wv I wouldn't ask that from the guy who tried to overturn a free and fair election because he didn't like the results. Trump is quite literally the antithesis of democracy

[@lavieaustralie5635]

Thank you Stephen and team for doing the show today. We all needed your words. The world is in shock. Hugs from Australia.

[@tracybrown6821]

Absolutely 💯. 😢 ✌️ and ❤ from N.W.Ontario 🇨🇦 Canada ✌️ ❤

[@wanderingwhimsy4800]

Australia you don't have to live this nightmare

[@susanrinde5598]

Thank you Australia, how do you feel about an d expat, coming to you you? I have a bit of money but am 71. Not the best candidate, but I’m not a felon 😀

[@ae4116]

Need any medical lab personnel in Australia?

[@thirdworldposse1324]

@@wanderingwhimsy4800Australia is a nanny state and loves to be told what to do by their government.

[@LennoxMarr]

Someone must have a Diddy tape

[@sjmtc3450]

Trumps known Diddy since his 1st marriage Google "Trump & Diddy" then hit images. Fun pics to share w/Repubs😂

[@brake-kg5yb]

@@sjmtc3450 buddy theres pictures of diddy with obama and clinton 😂

[@RickStar5672]

@@sjmtc3450 literally you don’t know common sense. Diddy and Trump were not even close. Compared to him with OBAMA, HILLIARY CLINTON, ETC. they need to be investigated and tried into court for their crimes against humanity

[@s_.777]

Trump referred to diddy as his “good friend”

[@s_.777]

@@brake-kg5yband we don’t like them either, what don’t you understand? 😭

[@AbqDez]

I have been saying this: It is okay to be heartbroken, angry, sad, scared, etc... what is not okay is to just give up. More than ever it is important that we remain good people. If you ever thought to yourself that you would have been one of the good people hiding Jews in you attic during the Holocaust.... Now it is our time to prove it. Our friends and neighbors will Need us. Some of their very lives may depend entirely on our bravery.

[@ChineduOpara]

All I can think about is how Social Security is gonna be gutted and I won't have anything when I retire in 15 years

[@hyzercreek]

Remain good people? You mean BECOME good people

[@mattrondeau7466]

@@ChineduOpara Lol. You people will believe anything. Why didn't he do it 8 years ago? Why is he proposing eliminating taxes on benefits? What world do you live in?

[@ChineduOpara]

@mattrondeau7466 We live in the real world, where we pay attention to FACTS. Especially when they have been confirmed via multiple independent sources. He said he would do it but back then he had GUARDRAILS (pro-Constitution Republicans) stopping him. Now, there is NO ONE to stop him. He is effectively a king. Why are you even commenting here??? Evil won, OK??? EVIL WON, so be happy!! Go away, go dance with Putin and other dictators, leave us American Patriots alone to figure out how to survive the downfall of the once-great country.

[@onesong2001]

George Soros is a multi-billionaire who funds many left-wing organisations. You should do some research into how he made that money then you'll be able to see just how wrong you are about everything.

[@karmarocks1521]

The UK is grieving with you America...know this.

[@jessepacheco6020]

He won the popular and electoral college. America ain't grieving, chief.

[@sagarvijayakumar]

The UK is gonna get a tough trade deal negotiator when Trump comes to town…so that’s a fair reaction

[@HelenCamile63]

Thank you, UK.

[@sundayhinojosa8114]

Thank You I've always thought highly of the U.K.

[@rainydaylady6596]

Thank you UK. When can I move to your country? 😭❤️

[@MaeWest51]

I 'm guessing (and hoping) that "We're better than this" disappears from the lips of everyone, because obviously we aren't.

[@PreferredCustomer]

You're the only person who gets it. Everyone else on the comments would rather drink the blue MAGA kool-aid and watch the corporate comedian numb their attitude in self-righteous pity. If you gave to ask why Adam McKay finally gave up on the Democratic party, look no farther.

[@ChrisWaltz-z9i]

@@PreferredCustomer Lol He’s still going to make fun of Trump. Get over it.

[@thetruthwizard]

We are better than woke death cult nonsense, which is why Trump won

[@cc1k435]

​@@ChrisWaltz-z9iUnless he's not allowed on TV anymore. "Free speech" with this GOP does not include criticism of Trump.

[@ilovebeinagirl]

They'll just start gaslighting, like they already have. They will blame Democrats and the left for something that's not their fault, problem, or issue. I've seen so many "opinions" about why she lost from "she wasn't center enough" to "she shouldn't have embraced Liz and Dick Cheney," i.e. she was too center. The one thing NO ONE said was the truth: the fact that she was too woman to win and that was the only "problem."

[@sikwitit4life]

Cry cry, cry people. Life will get better for you over the next few years, and you'll feel stupid for overreacting.

[@nathandavis1742]

It's not enough for you guys to win, but you have to spit in our eyes after too. You can't be gracious in victory or defeat. What a spiteful thing you are.

[@geometrysquared1939]

@@nathandavis1742 Cry harder... your Liberal tears sustain me :)

[@SuperSaiyanLink99]

@@nathandavis1742cry wittle baybeeeeeee

[@lolstalgic9602]

@@nathandavis1742 Your side was ALWAYS spiteful. Seth, Jimmy, Stephen, Fallon, none of you were ever FAIR. It was always the "Fascist" card. Always mocking, always kicking down, laughing and making fun of us since 2016. Trump and his voters were fighting an uphill battle, we barely won in 2016, utterly lost in 2020, and EARNED the popular vote and the Electoral college by a landslide, and yet your side never stopped screaming about how "evil" he and his supporters were. You called US "Notsees" "Deplorable" and "Garbage. and now WE'RE the majority. We are the DEMOCRACY in action, and yet you call us spiteful? Rethink things, dude. Please

[@uhedum]

​@nathandavis1742 let's see how gracious you guys will be over the next 4 years.

[@MessyRedStudios]

"Because I know Jimmy Carter wouldn't lie to me" Dammit, Stephen, that hit me and now I'm crying.

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

Jimmy Carter, an honest to goodness hero, saved Canada from a nuclear meltdown at Chalk River. He was lowered into the reactor. Like the modest person he is, he never boasts. America always picks the dross over the gold,

[@JudyLeeThurber]

Me, too 😢

[@00SmileTime00]

One of the biggest silver linings to all of this is that both Biden and Carter were alive to see it.

[@jordanalexander5275]

I love how you all can say so much but have so little meaning. Jimmy Carter was an embarrassment to American president's, just as Joe Biden has been. Those 2, are the worst in modern history. That last one backed up by the democratic party who aligned with...dick cheney

[@brittany9627]

I’m am crying and you’re crying.

[@chookieist]

I have thoroughly enjoyed watching your show every day in Australia. I agree with everything you have said. All I can say is good luck America you’re going to need it

[@sunnygindian2263]

Agreed Mate, from Bharat here.

[@LYLE-cu3hm]

not just America but the whole world need the best luck to survive the next 4 years.

[@patienceobongo]

Australia is facing stagflation. Victoria is bankrupt.

[@patienceobongo]

​@@LYLE-cu3hm Check in to a mental asylum to get away

[@juliehill9247]

Nah I’m coming over there I want a koala bear -

[@coasterjaz89]

Beautiful monologue Stephen! Thank you for the comedic relief!! Please continue to be our comedy beacon and voice of reason these next 4yrs!!

[@dav__71]

He's just a political hack now, everyone's sick of it, that's why they all voted Trump.

[@ZacharyMusk]

We won trump trump trump

[@Ericmathewishappy]

Haha trump won. And you are a loser

[@brigittehof]

beautiful?

[@saraesmoon]

20 million missing votes? Hummmmm 🤔

[@Sindollx666x]

I LEGIT WANT one of those "questioning the fundamental goodness" STICKER'S!!!!❤❤❤ I also like to Congratulate Kamala Harris and Tim Walls deserve kudos and say they ran an amazing for the amount of time campaign. I STILL BELIEVE IN THEM. If they were to RUN AGAIN - I'D VOTE FOR THEM AGAIN!

[@moneylust]

It's Tim Walz, not walls. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Or maybe you're right about walls. The walls that stopped Harris/Democrats/Woke feom returning to the Whitehouse. 🤔🤔🤔 You can't even name your candidate correctly and yet whining about the election result. Do you know any policy of your candidate in begin with? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@BeHempy]

@@Sindollx666x You missed. You will never be a woman. TRUMP WON. Seethe more.

[@mikekapamadjian9765]

Your sticker should say "its fun to be mental"

[@kevinkerkhoff6670]

This time there is no excuse for voting for Trump or enabling him by not voting for Harris. I have absolutely no empathy with those, when in the near future they complain about bad things the government did.

[@James-p1t7p]

Don't worry, no such thing will happen, ok

[@TheOzthewiz]

Not to worry, the blame will go to Harris/Biden!

[@DagobertX2]

@@James-p1t7p My guy ignored all the deaths in the pandemic that could have been prevented or the children who died because of his policy. I mean if you have a pea brain, this is natural for you. Won't even mention all the other stuff.

[@juresichj]

​@@James-p1t7pSure. Last time, only a million people died because of his botched response to the pandemic, children were stolen from their parents and never returned, and 3 liars got installed on the Supreme Court. What could possibly go wrong this time, besides maybe losing our democracy.

[@DaniSwanz-pk7en]

​@@James-p1t7phave fun with project 2025😊

[@norcal4usc]

“Can we just tell Jimmy Carter that she won?” 💙 I too thought of President Carter today and his determination and enthusiasm to cast his vote in this election. I think Stephen has the right idea. 😢

[@BrownstoneWalkUp]

"Can we tell Jimmy Carter that she won?" - That broke my heart.

[@catalinacurio]

That’s a beautiful idea.

[@carlaaxelson6338]

I thought of him too

[@ricardomartinhodacruz]

After kamala harris and sleepy joe entered office: 60% increase in sex trafficking 350 kids went dead or disappeared to sex trafficking rigs 12 15 20? million immigrants (not even kamala can't answer this) 500k convicted criminals immigrants released by kamala and now roaming free in america 15k were murderes, cases where some had 20+ murders to their name 15k were sexual predators, released by harris, now roaming free in america sex change transition operations given for free for prisioners and illegals trillion given to ukraine with no solution in end and actual ww3 tensions 30-40% increase in overall inflation, eggs cost 40% more real estate overvalued by 40% in 2024, milleanials and genz will never have a home wages continue the same, and still the same unemployment kamala saying she wouldn't do anything different than biden she actually said that there was nothing that came to her head biden spent 40% of his term laying in a beach, on vacation, where is he?? word salads, edited interviews, lobbying media, donations by bill gates and being endorsed by diddy friends like usher and beyonce should I keep going??

[@norcal4usc]

@@BrownstoneWalkUpmine too 💔

[@jembozaba4864]

“So this is how Democracy dies… With thunderous applause”

[@shanedaley6236]

Maybe in 4 years this....this is how the Republic survives

[@jembozaba4864]

@ one can only hope. If they don’t rig it in the meantime so that like Russia, all future elections don’t actually mean anything

[@comfortlee1418]

Democrats are also sore losers

[@halfvader8015]

@@shanedaley6236 If he doesn't abolish terms the way he said he would...

[@anantc88]

So what now? Running to Canada comes to mind. 😅😅

[@Jagar_Tharn]

I miss when you talk show hosts were funny, instead of bitter partisans.

[@FZJanimated]

yeap. they are clowns that dont make me laugh, just pathetic, weak and pandering for a bit of attention, at least the guy make alot of money with his perfomance.

[@Arcanis_07]

So don’t watch. No one is forcing you.

[@Jagar_Tharn]

@@Arcanis_07 Nobody said anything about watching this.

[@ackbooh9032]

FIX YOUR EDUCATION SYSTEM. And stop living like your lifestyle can be reconciled with a livable planet for everyone.

[@tayler7441]

No chance of that since Don the Con wants to eliminate the federal Department of Education.

[@NeilGaede1]

What does this even mean? Please elaborate? I agree the education system needs help, but what does that have to do with Trump?

[@Mogwai-z9f]

​@@NeilGaede1google Reagan southern strategy

[@jamiewillis5690]

As a Brit, I've nothing but my thoughts and prayers to you as a nation who has to endure 4 more years of Emporer Cheeto, we got a Prime Minister who I voted for yet he wants a special relationship with this felon yet Trump couldn't care less about one of the US's greatest allies for the past few decades which is quite a shame. I wonder where all the Puerto Ricans at because they were pissed off at the MSG garbage island joke the other Sunday at?. It's a disgrace to me to see a mighty country like yours fall so much I really thought Americans were supposed to be more smarter than this :(

[@Norvik_-ug3ge]

The Puerto Ricans living in the USA turned out in droves for Trump. Turns out people who emigrate from a place tend to view it as a bad place to be. Who knew? 😂

[@nerdygem8620]

I'm hoping it's just an arse-kissing strategy to limit damage to our economy and defense. If the economy tanks Labour won't get a second term. We really, really need the left and centre to hold against the right or the UK will go the same way. But it's not always palatable.

[@patienceobongo]

No Ukraine flag or I got boosted avatar?

[@neuronic85]

Everyone has to suck up to our new old president if they want a continuing relationship with the US. It's the way this embarrassing man operates. Boris and Farage would be closest to his true allies, but they aren't your PM. Everyone else operates on diplomacy.

[@DancinQueen1000]

Some of us are well-informed, sensible, and educated, others listen to the compulsive liar con man.

[@kirbysnortfarts9819]

“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright fool and a complete narcissistic moron.” H. L. Mencken, Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920 “When fascism comes to America it will not be labeled ‘made in Germany’; it will not be marked with a swastika; it will not even be called fascism; it will be called, ‘Americanism'” - New York Times, September 12, 1938.

[@TheDocbach]

Wow. Now, that's some epic foreshadowing.

[@johnny5k]

💯

[@Vickib202]

😢😢😢😢💔🙏🏻

[@aldiorg]

It is happening at this very time.

[@BubbleGum-f8f]

Man, that is deep and real.

[@keegobricks9734]

"It's not us that's wrong. It's the majority of the country!" ~Old man yelling at extremist clouds

[@MrWang-uy5ec]

You mean 51% of the people that decided to vote? That's not exactly "the majority of the country." Winning by less than 2% points isn't exactly a mandate of the people.

[@keegobricks9734]

​@@MrWang-uy5ec So in other words... the majority. This is the stupid system you guys have, either you follow it or you don't. When the actual measurement takes place and you lose, you can't turn around and say it's the measuring system that's inadequate. Don't get me wrong, the US needs to split apart, the differences are irreconcilable at this point. I'm not even from America and I can see that one side is utterly devoted to the destruction of the other even at the cost of their own well being. Unless they get in check right quick the USA needs to break up, or there will probably be blood. I should say, even MORE blood. The fact there are people who will still call the other side the extremists despite it being the majority is proof that this can't be fixed by voting.

[@dani3640]

Thank God for Comedians, I felt sick but watching this I do feel better...Thanx!!!

[@KevinMullin-iz9bp]

Comedian?

[@Likeitordont]

This man is not a comedian. He pushes every single main stream agenda. You need to wake up.

[@lpquagmire3621]

We won't have comedians to make ourselves feel better much longer; it's likely anyone outside the government will even be allowed to visit them in prison.

[@Bobtaful]

@@Likeitordont Of course!! All main stream agenda LOL. What is main stream exactly? Is'nt MAGA? What's more mainstream than the BIGGEST Podcast by Joe Rogan. Does he push the same agenda? No? You guys make no sense. Everyone of you repeats the same bullshit. MaIN STreaM AgEnda1!1!!!! Everything is mainstream and fake news if it is not what you agree with. You guys are so beyond stupid, it's ridiculous

[@PaulojnPereira]

@@Likeitordont You are right, the true comedian is Donald Trump, Colbert is just pointing out the joke that he is, the world will watch another 4 years of clown circus in USelessA.

[@user-wk1mw9nj3i76]

Thank you for making me laugh through my tears, Steven. You’re a good guy. Please keep doing what you know is right.

[@miket7184]

He'll help take your mind off your grief! Try hobbies too, so your mind isn't occupied by Trump 24/7.

[@maryroberts589]

@@user-wk1mw9nj3i76 but others who agree with you are & feel the same way. Remember that those of us who voted for Kamala are still here with you!

[@terryrobertson111]

Stephen hasn't made anyone laugh since the Colbert Report

[@cethomas324]

We need to stop laughing and deal with this monster. Charlie Chaplin laughed at Hitler and regretted it. No more laughter until we get rid of him. I meant it about not going back.

[@Brian-cn3pc]

Obviously you are not old enough to remember when late night tv was actually funny and entertaining. Colbert is neither funny nor entertaining. Take some time and watch some re-runs of Carson, Leno, or Letterman. No liberal bias, just pure comedy and entertainment.

[@davesloat9006]

Ok, the Jimmy Carter line hit hard. 😢God Bless that good good man.

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

This will be the third time I’ll tell you what a true hero Carter is! He saved Canada by being lowered into a reactor on the verge of melting down in Chalk River, like a true hero he didn’t go around thumping his chest. He’s built homes for Habitat for Humanity, taught Sunday school. Far cry from the 34x felon you elected for president. Pure gold Jimmy Carter- pure dross D. Trump

[@Norvik_-ug3ge]

One of the most despised Presidents ever. Ridiculously unpopular in office.

[@tomelmore8431]

The astounding damage inflicted by Jimmuh Cawtuh remains with us to this day.

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

@ That’s a load of bollocks

[@chrismcevoy2503]

I’m really afraid of what’s coming 😮

[@killed_by_the_architect-829]

You're afraid of prosperity? That's weird.

[@josephho2427]

The illegal border border crossing people are coming in everyday, don’t you be afraid?

[@VonNothias]

I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My husband and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on his pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific lnvestment account with my Abby Joseph Cohen my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month.

[@LeaDupo]

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[@JobanyMilito]

How can i reach this Abby Joseph Cohen, if you don't mind me asking? I've known her by her reputation at Goldman Sachs

[@VonNothias]

​@@JobanyMilitoWell her name is 'ABBY JOSEPH COHEN SERVICES'. Just research the name. You'd find her details to set up an appointment.

[@SallyMeyerz]

Abby Joseph Cohen Services has really set the standard for others to follow, we love her here in Canada 🇨🇦 as she has been really helpful and changed lots of life's

[@SallyMeyerz]

The very first time we tried, we invested $7000 and after a week, we received $9500. That really helped us a lot to pay up our bills.

[@b-dub6865]

This isn’t the same as last time. He has unchecked power - a “mandate” as he says. It may be “a chapter in America’s story,” but it will be a defining moment in history - a turning point with far-reaching consequences that will shape the future for generations to come. God bless us all cause we effing need it!

[@thomasbraeking6225]

2015-2021 was a chapter. 2024-???? will garner as many books as the "Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire"/"The Rise and Fall of the German Empire". If there are any historians left.

[@b-dub6865]

@ Right. Some say it is a chapter, but really it is a defining moment that will change the course of our history. That’s what I meant to say if that didn’t come across as that.

[@NeilGaede1]

@@b-dub6865 Yes, you did. Thank you for the encouragement. That is what we are all hoping for.

[@DancinQueen1000]

God save America and all good people in the world.

[@WaldoOtto-f9h]

You are so ignorant of the checks and balances.

[@annalopinski4459]

That last bit about Jimmy Carter made me tear up. I wish he could tell me she won too ❤🥺

[@bobbritches846]

Things got bad under Jimmy much like Biden. Especially energy prices and inflation.

[@00SmileTime00]

I'm so glad he lived to see the fruits of his labour. This is what the neoliberal turn gets you.

[@danielc1978]

@@00SmileTime00 Peace and love to you, fellow citizen...

[@00SmileTime00]

@@danielc1978 To you as well. It's a rough time, gotta take your silver linings where you can find them.

[@antonbrakhage490]

Out of everything the last few days, that was the one that made me cry.

[@RowanBriar]

I lost my faith in humanity while being an "essential worker" during covid in the south.

[@debbiedixon-paver9927]

Such a sad day for America.... Sending condolences from South Africa.

[@HelenCamile63]

Thank you. Could you please take musk back?

[@sweetness371]

I've been waiting for this all day. I feel like I've gone crazy over the last 24 hours.

[@bobbritches846]

You have the thing. You have the TDS. Get help from family or counseling and quit watching this poison.😁

[@ericar.6370]

@@bobbritches846​​⁠Are you done rage watching? You good now? Fox and Truth Social are waiting for you big guy ➡️

[@patienceobongo]

Call a psychiatrist

[@mikeca98]

These liberals are clinical. I'm elated our beloved orange man beat all odds. God bless America.

[@mirnaclavell2597]

Same here, I just can’t believe this, it’s like I’m in a nightmare that I want to wake up

[@supernaturalta6174]

"There's no education in the second kick of a mule." - Sam Rayburn

[@Mark_Bridges]

There is if the person being kicked is too stupid to learn from the first kick.

[@67band]

@@Mark_Bridges True. If the donkeys had stayed on, it would have been more that just a kick. It would have been the end. They need to regroup and actually choose a qualified candidate, not let the brain diseased cronies make the choice for them.

[@darklordojeda]

@@Mark_Bridges luckily the American people did learn from that last kick.

[@Seigensi]

so, american education is all secondary mule kicks? It makes sense.

[@francisnopantses1108]

​@@Mark_Bridges See: Iraq War

[@jonburrows2684]

Colbert is what's wrong with the United States!

[@brendapaint]

I just hope they dont start shutting you all down. slowly but surely people - we have to do something .

[@leahslux6726]

True, but people like Stephen can afford to leave the country, but the average Americans citizens will suy

[@LR-mh8hs]

Yes, we need to organize!

[@bobbritches846]

@@LR-mh8hs To do what exactly? Start an insurrection?

[@melindacadarette3447]

He'd be welcomed into Eastern Canada. At least we have some sanity here.

[@darklordojeda]

@@leahslux6726 He can afford to but he won't. These people who talk bad about the United States know better than to leave. They know the outside world sucks.

[@stephanielight4161]

Maybe the people who care so much about him, need to find out how LITTLE he cares about them" - Jimmy Kimmel

[@scott-qs6sp]

just like these late night talk show host

[@jnbp9312]

They will learn a very difficult lesson and it's sad. Good luck, because a lot of folks will need it. Prosperity, is yet another 4 years a way.

[@Marshall_Stacks]

@@scott-qs6sp Did you finish high school?

[@jerseyraider9618]

@jnbp9312 he was already President. There will be no surprises. Prosperity is here NOW and will be for decades. Who will the Democrats run in 8 years, AOC? 🤣 🤣

[@isabella-d5s5g]

@@jerseyraider9618 I hope you like surprises

[@thomasferris-l4j]

Harris/Walz ran an incredible campaign.💙😭💙 thank you

[@whomanbeing]

That failed!

[@dkamphaus43]

They did? When?

[@danielc1978]

@@whomanbeing Peace and love to you, fellow citizen...

[@danielc1978]

@@dkamphaus43 Peace and love to you, fellow citizen...

[@whomanbeing]

@@danielc1978 hey, I’m all for peace and love, but I’m also a realist.

[@jimmykuratz-comedian]

I'm so happy Colbert is crying. Long live Trump! Heil Trump! 😂😂😂

[@societyyouwin9627]

I came here for comfort after a sad and weird day in history! Thank you Stephen for your service of humor to us! We need it more than ever!

[@doriangrey9702]

You're not alone. 💙

[@AlanThornton-c2z]

😂😂😂😂 Trump won. Start the coping process 😂😂😂😂

[@acmelka]

They have all branches of government - MAGism is fuelled by grievances and enemies. Stephen will soon be told to tone down Trump attacks. The network is part of a publicly traded conglomerate that exists to maximize shareholders value not protect free speech. It will start small. Basically, despair all is lost!

[@scott-qs6sp]

Stephen is about as funny as diarrhea

[@mikeca98]

Seek professional help.

[@aliciafrappantbas]

Seeing this show as always from Spain. I'm feeling devastated because it's going to be disastrous ... keep your heads up

[@indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927]

says who? Im a Trump supporter and quite happy he won. Hope yall are recovering from the floods tho :(

[@jackbauer5455]

Disastrous? People have voted its a democracy the democratic party failed to resonate with majority of Americans lets wait and see if it's going to be a disaster or not.

[@meukbox]

Watching from the Netherlands. Four more years of hate and stupidity.

[@jerseyraider9618]

@meukbox You misread the results. Kamala lost 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

⁠@@indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927 maybe you can convince your guy that climate change is real. Do us at least that solid…

[@aubsmart86]

Thank you, Steven! As always. You’ve gotten us through so many hard times to quote your favorite series LOTR, “So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for us to decide all we can decide is what to do with the time that it’s given to us”. Right now we mourn and tomorrow we fight.

[@thomasbraeking6225]

The "Wormtongue" of MSM since 1981 didn't help anything.

[@Mrgoofyoops]

@@thomasbraeking6225 I would have thought that you meant Rush Limbaugh, but he started in 1988, please, who are you referring to?

[@thomasbraeking6225]

@@Mrgoofyoops Main Stream Media. Reagan gave them the greenlight to push corporate propaganda when he killed 'The Fairness Doctrine'.

[@coletrainatec]

Lol claiming we voted against democracy when your candidate didn't win. Thats rich.

[@batfreeze56]

This is the worst week in American history.

[@Rasaiel]

I think your worst weeks are ahead of you.

[@182kramer]

Sooooo you don't remember September of 2001?

[@olgaalick3240]

911

[@lastofmygeneration]

Absolutely hysterical take.

[@woadblue]

​@@182kramer Well, if we're abandoning all tact and drawing comparisons, about 3000 people died on 9/11. So far, from pandemic inaction a few years back (roughly a million dead) and the abortion ban (more women dead from lack of care than marines were slain in Afghanistan) I'd reluctantly say yes, it's worse. Because those numbers will continue to climb.

[@randytessman6750]

That writer needs a raise and Bravo for saying the concentration joke....lol

[@oyveyism]

It was superb!

[@kingsley878-y8c]

If you eat your meals directly under a liberal right now you can save on salt.

[@faxmine]

It was good, I don't know why they boo'd😂😂

[@snowmonkey1]

All of you are brainwashed by mainstream media

[@sumyunguy4150]

It was a groan, not a boo. Big difference.

[@stephenn77]

Keep us laughing through the next four years Stephen! We’ll need it!!

[@slimshady3032]

bcuz yu aint go no choice, hun suck it up 😆

[@bonniekerr4964]

@@slimshady3032 neither do you. 😂😂😂😂

[@loglog58]

You wont have anymore 4yrs!

[@BoyG10]

@@slimshady3032 Don’t get cocky yet. It’s just the first day and your dictator hasn’t tasted blood yet. Make sure he could get enough for 4 years without yours.

[@slimshady3032]

@@bonniekerr4964 i luv trump hahaha

[@simonportelli8493]

GO DONALD TRUMP, GO DONALD TRUMP LOVE FROM AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺

[@ds5651]

When China takes you over we will sit back and watch. America First

[@ictfc1897]

..from Europe...three emotions that I felt on watching the news yesterday morning...surprised....shocked...disgusted...

[@michelleoneal8157]

Same for me and add heartbroken.

[@gen332utube]

Exactly

[@maeversailles4609]

as a generation z who still is struggling to leave, hope Europe is going to welcome me if i move there. please.

[@antonystringfellow5152]

America really is garbage! Trump was right after all.

[@sealyoness]

And I, who voted for the Attorney and the Coach, am ashamed that we disappoint our allies.

[@wandaburns2565]

I fear not only for America, but for the entire world 😢😞💔🙏🏽👼🏼

[@Palagioxxx]

Nah we good # trump 😎🙏🏼

[@driehoogachter5729]

Yeah, it’s so terrible for the world that the party of Dick Cheney and John Bolton lost the election

[@driehoogachter5729]

Yeah, the world would be so much better off with the party of Cheney and Bolton

[@johnwattdotca]

You should visit Niagara Falls, Canada. When you look over the river and think how different life in America is, you'll realize America isn't the entire world.

[@colleen113]

@@driehoogachter5729 Never thought I would agree to a statement like that.. but yeah.

[@KrackerJack5586]

We need you and your humor now more than ever Stephen we can't let despair take ahold of us

[@shanedaley6236]

Pop the champagne we did it we brought back sanity

[@tuyenle8107]

trump 4everrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pinnnkyton]

You're screaming into the void my dear Americans on the average are Trump supporters 😅 that's your culture You're thanking the rich white guy for his humor when his whole show is about politics 😅 Stephen has another 4 years of income , making more annually than you do in a life time 😅

[@Zak-bv4qm]

And trump will cut his taxes​@@pinnnkyton

[@Zak-bv4qm]

​@@shanedaley6236forcing kids to give birth isn't sanity.

[@THEWOLFE-007]

STEVIE COLD-BERT!! "EXCITING!! THERE YA GO to the LEFT--THERE YA GO TO THE RIIIIIGHT!!!" [Laughs!] You are a J0ke! The laugh is on you boy!

[@sasquatchfoote8235]

As an Australian, i am flabbergasted that people in the USA are so blind to trump and what he represents. I guess they have to learn the hard way, AGAIN, sadly.

[@Mark_Bridges]

There is no 'again'. They didn't learn anything the first time.

[@iljavija]

I mean every empire lasts for 250 years USA is 248. Right on cue.

[@pierrejustinvil1798]

Of course the Maga racist are so strong, even immigrants came to their side. Unbelievable!!!

[@scott-qs6sp]

@@Mark_Bridges yea we learned that we were better off under Trump than Biden and Harris

[@patienceobongo]

What does he represent?

[@dwighttjornhom9940]

I am counting on Evie to make sure you help those of us who survive the next four (+) years to stay relatively sane. At lest those who are not in concentration camps or starving or bleeding out in parking lots. Thank Stephen. WE NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!!!!

[@Edwardsjm]

YOU CHOOSE TO BE MISERABLE

[@johnjones-uc3ni]

Looks like sanity is already a problem

[@athanatic]

Stephen Miller and lots of others are the people who will do things as quietly as possible, and _they_ are FOCUSED!

[@ThatDudeCalled]

I don't think it will be quiet. Not this time. Otherwise why would they release project 2025?

[@annstoner8118]

He is the Real Hitler here -donnie dumpster has no idea what’s going on

[@UnknownPascal-sc2nk]

And no Jeff Sessions, John Kelly, Gen. Milley, and Rex Tillerson to curb his dangerous impulses.

[@AshenDruid]

Don't forget Peter Theil

[@nefariousfox4891]

When he said hey google, my phone paused the video and asked me whats up. 😂

[@romanzaporozhets4237]

Pray for Ukraine

[@GDavis49]

How many more billions from the US would be enough?

[@snowmonkey1]

@@GDavis49Democrats have become the pro-war party it’s fascinating

[@soupcon4331]

@@GDavis49 Solidly clueless…

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

Jimmy Carter, true actual hero. Saved Canada, from a nuclear accident. Bless him!

[@rutgerhauser2377]

Saved canada? Are we sure he's a hero?

[@beauhancock4922]

Dude is the GOAT to the core. Took 109x a lethal dose of radiation and that was back in the day he's still alive. F&*%ING LEGEND!!!

[@dianevillaloboshagen6322]

@@beauhancock4922 Former POTUS Carter IS still alive --

[@russellmiles2861]

I remember when we heard President Reagan had become president...the same thing. I don't expect to live long enough to see a change. I imagine it will be generations.

[@ae4116]

You mean Pennsylvania from a nuclear accident. 3 mile island is near Harrisburg. The capital of Pennsylvania. Or was there a 2nd incident.

[@celestemoon]

I feel so sick. How? How in the hell?

[@shanedaley6236]

Because God said so we don't want hell

[@andrewalderman9489]

@@shanedaley6236 Trump is not God, The MAGA cult will go to purgatory,

[@Rasaiel]

Society is too complex to understand. Economy mechanisms is beyond most people. The population crave a leader that can make it easier for them. Who is good, who to hate. Basically, you need to speak to the electorate in small words.

[@Templar462]

@@shanedaley6236 nobody cares about your made up sky daddy. Go peddle your puritanical shame flagellation elsewhere.

[@celestemoon]

​@@shanedaley6236 God sent his beloved, trusted son in the shape of a serial con artist who paints himself orange, swears with every breath and feigned felatio on a microphone stand? You really believe that? Jesus wept.

[@kylieross5498]

Goodbye America, it was nice knowing you 🇺🇸🇬🇧