Subway Shenanigans w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176

[@BigSirZebras]

45:10 Tom low key bummed that someone just blew his black guy impression completely out of the water.

[@Ynw_Wemby]

That was exactly my thought 😂😂

[@satricon]

i mean damn, i had to rewind two times on my phone cuz i thought it was a soundclip at first. crazy good!

[@parkerolsen7056]

@@satricon same dude 😭☠️

[@SamGreen]

OMG it was SO impressive! 😆

[@Ynw_Wemby]

@@satricon I’m not even kidding I replayed it like 6 times because it was so good

[@neighborbruce]

I love how Cross refers to YMH as "your mother's house"

[@Jacob-cc8ix]

Thank god it’s Tom

[@henribehnen5922]

I've bee. Praying been the last 2 hours I can't handle 2 weeks in a row of bert episodes

[@Ottophil]

@Lucas DonValour daves funnier than either bear, plus hes woke

[@zped4484]

Fucking RIGHT. The fact that the bert did the ep with C.K still has me sad

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

They both kinda be bland nowadays ngl

[@Greatlakeskyle.]

@@Ottophil because being “woke” is what’s important 💀

[@breitbandig]

I can't wait for David Cross' own podcast, I've been enjoying all his appearances in the podcast world.

[@Teah8cbdude]

Didn't he have one for a bit now?

[@idontknowmuch3441]

I want another stand up special from him. He’s the best

[@frenchtoast2319]

I hope its with bob odenkirk

[@jerrybast]

David Cross, apologizing for cutting Tim off within the first minute, is something Tim will never experience again.

[@stanners4363]

Why

[@Shuffffff]

​@@stanners4363 because Brent loves hearing himself talk so much he'll cut ppl off before they finish and ignore how annoying it is.

[@justinhayes3901]

​@@stanners4363Because the majority of this show is usually Bart talking over Tom.

[@gerardoreyes5961]

I actually ran to comments to find this comment or mention it myself.....

[@jakubgadzala7474]

*is something Tim will never experience again.

[@alexpietsch2108]

Dave and Tim should do these more regularly. Dave’s a treasure and their chemistry keeps your jeans so high and tight.

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Would love it if Dave did a pod on the YMH channel!

[@leonunlimited7552]

ONLY DAVE COULD CALL IT "YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE" AND NOT GET A REACTION

[@gavinrush4995]

Right? Tim respects David enough to let that one slide.

[@Garblegox]

Reminds me of when Mos Def and Christopher Hitchens were on Real Time. Mos got heated over something and Hitchens was like "Excuse me, Mr. Definitely..."

[@billbozeman]

TWICE

[@cornbredx]

I suspect that's because he knows David Cross is the kind of comedian that does things wrong on purpose to get a reaction, and he'd rather be in on the joke with David Cross then correct him and find out if it was a joke.

[@Nohyp01]

I literally lol’d when he said it. It was just so…David Cross.

[@timbrawdy2249]

David calling it Your Mothers House literally kills me lol

[@andrewatts2714]

David: “I’m sorry I cut you off…” We’re in for some proper conversations folks.

[@sachamusica1]

Oh u mean Neal Brennan isn't the guest?

[@scumlord4709]

If Bert didn’t talk over people all the time id watch more of his solo episodes

[@JohnnyChimpo907]

It’s okay, Episode 177 is right back to Bert talking to himself for 3 hours again 😅

[@TK-il2xw]

Let the conversation begin 😏

[@paradoxlust]

2 Beers 1 Can is where I go for all my proper conversational needs.

[@dennisaarts7924]

Davids impression of a black man is actual amazing 😆

[@9500sasquatch]

I was listening to the podcast and had to immediately check out the video because I wanted to see who said that 😂 impressive

[@CHINESE_PRIDE]

It turned me into a telescope 🔭

[@zachhall624]

Very Barry White

[@neuvisean1739]

That caught me so off guard, and I saw this comment first lol

[@sportsfront5480]

Came here to post this. That was unreal.

[@MrOuchiez]

I love that you can see in Toms eyes that he understands that Cross is a comedy legend. Worthy respect

[@drewwhipple9135]

2 minutes in and David apologized for cutting him off. Probably the first time Tim has ever heard that on this show after dealing with Bart for so long

[@BaNoodles999]

Tim? Thought his name was Tom.

[@Toad_McLoad]

@@BaNoodles999 Tim is Brent's co-host on Two Bears One Cave. Catch up.

[@markallen8757]

​@bigconey203 Bart Brent something like that, definitely Tim though

[@StruggaBugga]

Finally finally, we may be one step closer to having HJB with Tim Tom and the 1 Bear 1 Burger podcast will begin.

[@playdohkingplaydoh9997]

I'm glad the Gordon's fisherman paid a visit to the cave this morning.

[@giantturd5157]

I trust him

[@18436572gmc]

Gordon Fistherman?

[@Mannydamon]

The yellow hoodie and the beard. Make him look like the Guy in the fish food products in the grocery. I love their breaded fish in the frozen aisle

[@HeyThatWeirdGuy]

​@@Mannydamon 🤫

[@reefchiefer]

​@@HeyThatWeirdGuy 🤫

[@tonytone5265]

I’ll always remember the scene from scary movie 2. “I don’t need help, I can do it myself slurp slurp” and then when they put on the glasses and there’s jizz all over his face 🤣 epic

[@stephenflanagan1177]

Or like when he falls after jot grabbing the strong hand. Then like 30 minutes later, he comes crawling in. “OW”

[@FrenziedManbeast]

You can tell when Tommy has someone he really respects creatively and professionally: he gets sooo much more chatty and really starts driving a conversation. We should all be so lucky to get excited like that!

[@craigdiianni1156]

LOL at David saying “oh sorry I cut you off” when Bert does it 50 times per episode

[@taylorgill5961]

I love these new Tom Talks 😅

[@carter6070]

Kinda sick of guest bears. I’m just a huge fan of this shit and it’s been like 2 months with fucken guest bears. It’s a god damn treat to see the original 2 Bears now.

[@williambartholmey5946]

@@carter6070 Nah, I never watch a Bert episode unless it's a guest I really want to see. Btw, OP, I'm guessing it is just a labeling thing, he realized he'd always get more views under the 2 Bears name.

[@botmon.]

You and no one else

[@kristiskinner8542]

​@@williambartholmey5946 no its still 2Bears even if it isnt filmed in the 2Bears studio & even if 1 of the 2 Bears isnt there

[@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk]

Who is Tim?

[@chrisgonz19]

Love the Tom episodes, watching Bert is just getting sad now.

[@gavinsmith6108]

Bart looks like he's about to lick the bucket.

[@thestraydog]

@@gavinsmith6108 The KFC bucket? 🍗

[@VitaKet]

Just saw his new special... about 60 seconds of it before I turned it off.

[@andycatsell]

You gotta love bernt"s squealing hyena fake laugh though,right?

[@gavinsmith6108]

@@andycatsell no

[@Wowreally42]

Hearing David go “I’m sorry I cut you off” within the first two minutes was so bizarre. A self awareness severely lacking on the other side of the table normally 😂

[@psychobilly42069]

Was so delighted to see this on my feed I love David cross Mr show is my favorite of all time

[@HotNickles918]

I love to see Tom showing off his records looking so proud of his collection

[@MrKylederp]

Tim definitely doesn't own a record player.

[@Jack-is9sm]

​@@MrKylederpNo but he probably has a turntable for playing all the old Hip Hop tunes he owns at home.

[@crackerbarreIkid55]

Same, pretty cool collection! Gotta imagine he’s got a sweet music set up at home now that he’s not a fat poor, just a skinny rich

[@alnava7524]

It’s so sad that Bart is no longer with us

[@matt5721]

​@@I000II0I0Ia guy that rich can have a copy to listen to and a copy to appreciate for the cover art I'm broke and I have that for a few. One with a good disc and one with a good cover

[@la-fetwalkswithChrist]

The world needs a solo podcast from Tom so bad

[@Barbievel]

He had one. And no one watched so he stopped

[@scotty4473]

I disagree completely I think I would prefer him with a co-host

[@billybuttons4298]

Hard pass

[@TheBigFunky4]

@@Barbievel Do you have any evidence to back that up?

[@awfulpwn]

@@TheBigFunky4 look up Tom Talks

[@TheFreedomofLiving]

Tommy Bunz just pronounced Linear “Lineer.” Mommies, please put this under the won/“wawn” category 😂😂😂

[@dcremuno2675]

53:10

[@ashleyclay7953]

Came here for this

[@desynchonosisdragon9108]

1 of the many great soundbites to come from this episode. YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE and David's black impression was pure gold.

[@rustypotato9064]

Juan is what he's saying. He is a spic.

[@Kango26]

Now, this is an episode I'll listen to!! We love David ❤️ Cross!!

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Tom hardly ever looks insecure except when he's around someone he actually loves and respects and David Cross is clearly one of 'em lol. Glad to see there's a little joy left in there bud

[@stefanbarcelo1358]

rick rubin is always a treat!

[@MrSlayer250]

🤣

[@ralphr8250]

Everytime I see David Cross I get reminded of why he's been such funny comedian..lol

[@Akeusbwjq]

a podcast with these two would be amazing. i’ve checked out on burnt railroading every show

[@nolongerblocked6210]

Same

[@giantturd5157]

Unsub

[@Akeusbwjq]

@@giantturd5157 on ymh studios i don’t have a choice if i want to watch tommybuns

[@Dirty_Lamberti]

I’d love to see these two as a recurring theme, like a super chill protect our parks series

[@kellyalbright1984]

I love David Cross!! “Got something in the late 70’s, early 80’s punk files?” I hope Tom took notes.

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Ahhh shit!!!! This is gonna be killer. My jeans are high and tight for this one.

[@ETAisNOW]

Gay

[@michaeloftaoism]

​@@ETAisNOW not without eye contact

[@ETAisNOW]

@@michaeloftaoism GAYYYYYYYY

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

Sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce are essential parts of Thanksgiving dinner.

[@RickRomo]

"I'm sorry I cut you off." that's a two bears first.

[@therealchenoa]

I will absolutely listen to a David Cross podcast 💯

[@brainbrain542]

Both these guys push the limit with abandon. So refreshing. Love Cross - his biting satirical bent. It’s been a salve for the craziness of those who seek to destroy ideas, liberty, freedom, intellectual curiosity, and playfulness. Brave dudes. Respect.

[@Africanlady2]

Please MORE DAVID! Literally so funny and I haven’t even watched yet.

[@halfpoints]

When I hear "actors with an odd cadence", I immediately think of Tennessee.

[@vitamind2387]

Let’s all give David a standing ovation after apologizing for cutting Tom off

[@josephspicer3820]

Please have David Cross on more often. Todd and Danny's chemistry is awesome.

[@Trashcyon]

David cross is forever the rc guy from San Andreas ❤️

[@terryhughes6248]

I miss the 2 bears of 2 bears..

[@ricardotavera1330]

the sign language bit on tod margarate is the best

[@Impuhlz]

The fact that they're not only both masters of their craft but very close and comfortable friends with great chemistry makes this peak podcast material imo- love both of these dudes, it's like seeing world's collide. I could hear them riff about food for hours and be totally cool with it.

[@blockboyRP]

I love the your mothers house podcast network

[@sixstringsofmetal13]

David Cross went full Boxy Brown @45:11

[@Lineman22705]

David is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Dude is so funny and twisted. Looking forward to his podcast

[@Alex-rl4uy]

All I can ever think about when I see David is his scene in scary movie where he tells Tara Patrick he can do it himself 😂😂

[@strangeadv4977]

Hahha same!! His character was amazing in that movie...Him and 'grab my strong hand' dude 😆

[@antgrantrant]

H jon Benjamin did the intro to the audio version of David cross's book. If you haven't heard it, look it up. It's called "I drink for a reason". One of my favorite books

[@isailopez423]

David apologizing for cutting Tom off literally made me feel relaxed 🤣

[@clevermissfox]

I want YMH to open a studio in NYC just to add David Cross into the fold.

[@zachhorton5334]

Been a year but I put duffle on my podcast history and I forgot how great this one was Thanks Tom

[@AirWindFire]

4:43 in an already laughing more than I have in a week! I love this analrapist!

[@liquiddevil7396]

“Get ready- Here comes ANUSTART”!

[@victorgreen1176]

Tom Segura and David Cross are so good it’s like they’re at the mall bitch slapping Will Smith in the face, like, “keep my Cinnabon out your mouth”, just skipping in front of him in line.

[@lukeberthiaume595]

Bert’s special drops tomorrow. I’m so excited, but I’m also willing to bet he still somehow interrupts someone in the special! He looks fatter than ever, so I can’t wait for him to tell us how skinny he looks😂

[@HawgWyldFishing]

This guy will forever be the man from Small Soldiers in my eyes. That is a classic movie from my childhood. He will never not be that guy to me.

[@Nestle_Hustle]

David Cross starting a podcast? Consider me subscribed sir!

[@EEscoto90]

Cloudburst Brewing that’s what David’s hat is. For a second I thought it was cookies the weed brand lol

[@collinbrown7388]

Almost nothing makes me laugh harder than Mr. Show's night janitor sketch, it's so damn funny.

[@Tier2powergod]

The more successful Tom gets, the more his inner Garth reveals itself

[@JayBry1989]

😂😂

[@TheJoshestWhite]

Apt. Apt analysis.

[@danimal_drum]

David was right. Podcasting is the best way to promote. I have tickets to see him in Cleveland now

[@BossHawgDawg]

Praise Allah, I couldn’t listen to Bart cut people off again this week.

[@BiganticGalls]

“Im sorry I cut you off” first time hearing that.

[@brcglockjohnson5107]

It's awesome when Tom can actually speak lol

[@SP-vo7ty]

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret - Best comedy show ever. Fight me

[@emanfoo07]

David cross....man the years of laughs i have had from that guy, so good.

[@dominic123454]

Lol Tom mad when radio doesn’t do research before his interview, right after he didn’t read a page of Quentin’s book before their podcast

[@birdog9633]

Tom called the gas station “Allsups” “Allups” and that’s how you know he’s not from round these here parts.

[@KK-rt9ye]

David Cross will make an excellent Santa.

[@MaxJam684]

I could listen to Cross and Segura talk shop all day long. Such cool perspectives of their own material.

[@nolongerblocked6210]

@108:38 Tom's serial killer origin story, lol, he enjoyed that slaughter house a little too much

[@mikeydicola]

This is what 2 bears SHOULD be

[@joefrontel4330]

DAVID CROSS SHOULD JOIN YMH STUDIOS whenever he goes to do his pod

[@kevinbaer6882]

David rocks! All we need now is Burr

[@dontpanic15]

LOL @ "Is that berry country" Excellent question! and response

[@fadilfawzi7879]

David cross is very kind, and would be kinder if he gives Tom a standing ovation

[@michaelconnor3302]

i first saw David cross in small soldiers as a kid (bloody excellent film) he has since become one of my favourite comics... this episode is fucking excellent to see, a pair of legends interacting in the best way

[@gmailalias2508]

David Cross is a national treasure

[@cerealboxtoys]

No actually he’s a part of the woke mob.

[@nickbotic]

His career has been so diverse and varied, even though nearly all (or just all) of his endeavors have fallen within the comedic arena. He does different styles of comedy so well, and always elevates any projects he’s a part of. Definitely one of the best comedic actors of the modern era, who I personally think doesn’t get the reverence he deserves. He’s beloved, for sure, but he should be in the conversations that mention people like Carlin, Robin Williams, etc. I’m gonna stop sucking his dick now lol

[@tonypointless]

I love that the guy who was in Alvin and the Chipmunks had a squirrel infestation. (Chipmunks are squirrels FYI)

[@lowellmartens6135]

Ever since Mr Show, i have not been able to get enough of David.

[@jayslabotsky462]

"She gave me some good notes." 😆

[@milkcatdog394]

Finally an episode I can watch

[@rianafern01]

David has nailed all his guest appearances so far I can't wait to see what else he creates in the podcast realm. Hoping we get to see some David Cross on TYSO content soon!

[@patrickmartin2942]

I’m from a rural mountain and we have the same problem with contractors. People don’t show up or take way longer then necessary. My biggest pet peeve with rural Towns is the slowness. A lot of Time it’s just laziness

[@letstalkaboutgermany8288]

For the longest time I understood that David went on tour with Sean Penn! 😂 I was like: hmmm, that’s rather odd….. but then in the last minute it became clear that it’s Sean Patton…. 😂😂

[@camwoo]

I would definitely listen to a David Cross podcast. The guy is so naturally funny

[@mattm8932]

David Cross 🙇‍♂️ 🙌

[@LaidbakZak]

David Cross’ black guy voice is amazing

[@rayfinkle35]

2 bears has turned into 1 bear 1 guest

[@Len124]

I love these episodes guest starring Tom Segura. Great for Bert to bring him on, not to mention other occasional guests like David Cross. I love Tom's unique comedic timing that relies on full sentences and the suspense of waiting to the end of an uninterrupted thought. And to think Burnt Kreature organized this while simultaneously being on tour and shirtless!

[@Yourewrong1]

Pretty crazy how last year March, 22 David Cross was on YMH

[@dopeyjoe4822]

This is the funniest I’ve seen David on a pod.. works well with tom

[@papafreshly]

This was an absolutely phenomenal podcast. You guys go well together

[@jeff_conrad]

"I came in with a La-neer idea"? Tom buddy, it's Li-nee-ur. haha!

[@samanthab1923]

Love Jon Benjamin. Just watched an old skit from the Demetri Martin show. It was a kid having lunch with Galileo, Ben Franklin & Shakespeare. John Oliver was Shakespeare & Jon played Franklin 😆

[@milkinator13]

Bro the fuckin riffs in this one are so good, the olive oil part killed me

[@ryanclark141]

I thrive when I'm able to find the time to hear anything YMH...I Love You Guys/Mommies!!!

[@madpad4397]

I can’t tell what I like more. David or that beard. I’ll go with David

[@MilesKimbrough]

Oh my god that rant about Tim displaying his Netflix specials and net worth at that director’s funeral was pure fucking gold 😂😭😂

[@WhatAreBippies]

H. Jon Benjamin's "Baby Pranks" clips are still amazing. "It's not your grandma...idiot."