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[@HumanShitpost]

Dude... this is why that fish apology video was like 45 minutes long :'D I'm dying. This is so beautiful

[@sarahmartinez6203]

She's such a beautiful person and we should strive to be like her

[@Sweetzerlandia]

It's so fun to get a look into how a person grew up to be who they are I loved it!

[@madongseoksbiceps]

HAHAHAHA

[@tiffanymoon13]

Debbie should get a leisure suit, and you guys should give her a mom day and cook her favourite meal

[@boopdot9106]

Tiffany Moon yes!

[@milauryblondel9116]

Best idea

[@DirectlyHere]

Genius

[@browneyes112890]

Mother's Day video

[@emilie5940]

Tiffany Moon YES

[@frankie4294]

Debbie- "Theres jennas , juliens , peaches and marbles" Kermit- >o> k then

[@ElpSmith]

Middle child problems

[@Shy.coffee.bean.]

@Child0fMercury Never forget your an cermet.

[@Zastew1231]

I mean she did say "and barking" so he was *kind of* included

[@frankie4294]

@@Zastew1231 okay fair enough

[@blackkat5605]

And Julien called him son lmao the burn

[@floof4794]

The frogs name:Frog The gooses name: *SaMaNtHa*

[@julienbelair6524]

Somewhere my gram has a mother's day card I wrote to my mom in kindergarten or the first grade which says "Dear mom, You love asparagus, and that is why I love you."

[@vamperus]

This made me laugh so hard! What a cute note :)

[@jaimereynolds258]

That's adorable lol

[@mawithaxdd]

I have a card that I made my mom for Mother’s Day where I drew her and wrote “My mom is really sexy. She also likes to drink Pepsi.” smh

[@meganmichaels9510]

Hahaha

[@watermelonwishes4193]

I wrote one when I was little too. "I love mommy Like my tummy; She is yummy. Taffy is gummy." 🙄 🙄 🙄 I was all about the rhyme. lol

[@georgiab4769]

Julien siding with Debbie over everything is making my day.

[@MKSsmile]

Such daddy aries vibe lol

[@ladyerynicorn3863]

It's so funny because I can relate to this whole scenario. Every time my aries bf sides with my mom.

[@diablalyssa]

Is she an aries by chance?

[@stacib4056]

can someone please animate Jenna’s stories she wrote as a child

[@fhjhhj]

“I’m sorry I didn’t do the dishes, but mom can I PLEASE have my poor eyesight fixed?” 😭😭😭😭

[@Just_Bak3r]

I feel the way Debbie explained and handled Jenna as a child is the same way Jenna handles Julien. Jenna was an Aries when she was a child hahaha

[@mawithaxdd]

“My name is Frog.” “Mine is Samantha.” I absolutely lost my shit at this part

[@Stardusky_]

“Noooooooooooooooo problem” IM CRYING LMFAOOOO THAT GOT ME

[@hannahcleary-hughes688]

9:53

[@m.s.flores]

@@hannahcleary-hughes688 unsung hero

[@Elizaluppi]

I'm taking notes on Debbie's parenting for my future self. I'm tryna have kids as kind as Jenna.

[@oscarh1616]

Lizzy della Luna gotta make sure they’re virgos too lmaoo

[@Stephaniemickle]

By asshole I mean sasshole by sasshole I mean she’s just a prepubescent 5th grade girl with feelings she’s doesn’t understand and I’m trying to still be her BFF but she just wants to hangout with her friends and in her room. lol but of course I love her more than the world.

[@Elizaluppi]

@@oscarh1616 you already know it lol

[@tugz589]

You know this is probably why she is such a good communicater at a young age she learned how to calmly lay out her feelings and the reasons behind them. Definitely planning on doing this whenever i have kids

[@amandabeltran1914]

Julien defending the Debbie machine for 59 minutes straight 😂

[@judith3192]

Like...really. It actually made me a little uncomfortable at the beginning.

[@yellowfellow5013]

And 28 seconds

[@a_solo_yolo]

When your boyfriend teams up on you with your mom for brownie points. -Julien 2019, along with every boyfriend and mom ever.

[@superdooper1830]

I hate itttttt!!

[@evatovbe]

Yup then I say mom dad stop!

[@sayfabouasy5149]

Nah they just friends, *~best friends~*

[@emiliaoates8263]

they’re just friends

[@femvsfilm]

*gets told to wash dishes* I’ll just THROW THEM away

[@mariaandino2309]

My sister says that and she actually did

[@abbie5998]

My older sister did that. She’s 24.

[@ktt5378]

Abbie my dad hid them in his closet until it was his sisters turn

[@watermelonwishes4193]

@@ktt5378 😂😂

[@SpoonieScully]

Wow I can’t believe Jenna wrote wicked. Big fan

[@JaneMcQ100]

Queen of feeling empathy for Elphaba

[@AiyanaWolfe]

I love when the only 2 fandoms I'm in collide

[@xxSammxxxx]

Except she isnt gonna die from some bitch throwing water at her that's pure fear mongering propaganda by the government and you all know it. Conspiracy theory proven.

[@mariealexandra3177]

I wasn't expecting the goose's name to be Samantha 😂😂 I laughed out loud when that happened

[@samevelyn]

Marie Alexandra same

[@KendallHopkins]

Me too!!!

[@lb_6248]

Lmao same, Frog and... Samantha😂😂

[@samik294]

i’m a goose i feel honored

[@ninosa5700]

same

[@kirstenn3116]

Shout outs to single moms raising great kids. Good job Debbie Machine! 👌

[@jordiiiiiiiii]

“im trying really hard to find a way so this wont happen” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@promghost07]

This whole podcast was hilarious but that part made me fucking lose it 🤣

[@embergqvist7900]

@@promghost07 same, stopped breathing

[@watermelonwishes4193]

Literally my favorite part about this podcast. 🥰

[@cozycasasmr4510]

The apology letter idea is actually a brilliant parenting idea 😂

[@cozycasasmr4510]

Agreed, like kind of develop self awareness about their actions or something 😁

[@TheSnowReport28]

I’ve tried it and my daughter always just sits there for hours and won’t write. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s been a few years now, I may have to try again

[@mistyisntded91]

Yess. I am going to incorporate this into my parenting. Genius! My 4 year old can't write yet, but the sass is real. And my 7 year old who can write really doesn't ever get in trouble. Lol they are both two totally different children. Hopefully by the time my 4 year old is 7, she will never get into trouble and we won't have to worry about it. Lol

[@rachelcollett8111]

Jenna u should Make a video of u recreating the “chocolate dreams” recipe and follow it exactly how u wrote it !!!!

[@joakuz]

Rachel Collett YES PLEASE!!!

[@heyyygreyyyhound1669]

Yes, recreate the recipe!!! ...but (plot twist) the vegan version o.O

[@Reioa]

YES!!!

[@AriVirtual]

TREAT YO SELF

[@rubyrider7902]

omg this is a great idea

[@mimidef54]

Letting marble sleep on the table was the best podcast decision ever made 💕

[@cjgnomes]

Can't believe our own Jenna Marbles wrote the hit musical Wicked

[@healthymomlifestyle5543]

Thank you Debbie. I will now be making my children write me letters when I send them to their room.

[@alluvermin]

It is kind of genius

[@parryyotter]

I just did it by choice as a child because I hated saying how I felt out loud.

[@HarryStikers]

But don't like... Force them. It can seriously make them hate writing. It did me for years. Suggest that if they won't apologize with words they write a letter.

[@valerianaranjocruz25]

When I acted up as a kid I would just go by myself to my room and stay there until *I* considered enough time out. No tv and no games, but I would put those punishments on me, my mom would just ask me when I came out: are you done? Me, teary eyed: yeah, am sorry. My younger brother was an earthquake in comparison.

[@aviealien]

“Jenna’s the cop and also the person she arrested” - as a Libra, I couldn’t relate more 😂

[@piplupinabasket9035]

She's got that Mercury in Libra lmao

[@katieowen4366]

I’m going to start integrating “I’m trying to figure out a way so this won’t happen.” In my everyday life.

[@blueprint-edits]

How in the world did my mom handle 5 of us? Standing ovation for single moms.

[@rebeccahayes6873]

I'm tired af and read that as "standing ovulation" for single moms and thought, nah they good, no more ovulating bruh.

[@blueprint-edits]

@@rebeccahayes6873 lol

[@dannygold9]

@@rebeccahayes6873 I thought I read that too lmao

[@JMac-27]

We don't handle it, we resolve to run away at least twice a day and then the little monsters who previously had you hiding in your bathroom with the door locked to get a few seconds of peace from the little gang of delinquents that are little versions of yourself at your worst drunk moments in college. Then they have the audacity to walk in wrap their arms around your neck and give you a pretty picture they drew for you as they tell you they love you so much, and weaken all your defenses to mush as they then let you in on the real ploy they have joined together as a unit against you and ask, "please make us some mac n cheese", and we're back.

[@toriandtilly]

That teacher that criticized you for not starting the story by establishing who was talking wad dead wrong! Finding out it is villian talking is half of the suspense!

[@squirrrrrrelplease474]

At 11:47 Julien makes a very true statement on how Jenna accepts punishment for wrong behavior even if she's "gotten away with it". Definitely feeling that now that she's left her channel. What an ethical soul 💔

[@16Jenni10]

saw the debbie machine, never clicked so fast on a video! I'm sooo ready for this one!

[@ValerieLacasse747]

I love how Julien was on Debbies side about everything 😂 they have such a great relationship

[@storey662]

“Love yaself, cause ya cool just the way ya are.” -Jenna’s Mom, 2019

[@Stephaniemickle]

Stephanie Storey she’s an actual saint and I wish she was my mom haha

[@ceuti]

JENNA (almost) WROTE WICKED I CAN'T 😂

[@aquariusmisfit6462]

Alexandra Defreitas plot twist her teacher stole the idea

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Welcome wasthelight She was jealous It was why she got mad at her for not identifying herself at the start of the story

[@toshibaanand1950]

These three of them just laughing and sharing memories have such a wholesome warm vibe to it, including marbles sleeping peacefully on table unbothered.

[@59vampirinas]

25 minutes in and I just noticed him thanks to your comment

[@watermelonwishes4193]

He looks so relaxed. 😊

[@sarahwohl3493]

I am LOVING this trend of Mr. Marbles sitting on the table with you guys

[@alexandria3583]

"im trying to figure out a way that this won't happen" BEST COP OUT EVER

[@Dkclyrd]

Alexandria just take the blame, and put it somewhere else! 😂

[@jalisaalanaye1662]

Lmao I’m trying to figure it out , I’m really trying here mom don’t you see the effort ?!?

[@NoemieGriffi]

Next video idea for jenna: paint your face like a frog & put on a big renaissance wig & recite your story in a very theatrical way ✨ thank me later

[@abandonedhandrail4581]

oh god that bit at 11:57 about Jenna not letting herself get away after making a mistake hits different now. i need Jenna to know that as a POC i know she never meant harm and her apology and self-inflicted punishment just proves how sweet and genuine she is.

[@EmilyElle]

Debbie listing everything that makes it dog heaven Names literally everything except Kermit

[@watermelonwishes4193]

Yeah-that always seems to make me sad every time I watch/listen to this video. 😕

[@sandilovee]

We need juliens mom on the podcast so she can tell us julien stories

[@jessicaschafer2409]

To be fair..she's already done that. They did a show and tell episode with a few of Julien's things

[@jessicaschafer2409]

I looked back and its episode 103 (:

[@sandilovee]

Ahh thank you! I’m so behind on the podcast I just watch or listen to random ones

[@jessicaschafer2409]

I've been listening since day one and glad I have something to listen to every Monday Haha my favorite episode is "pizza party"

[@sandilovee]

I just kinda stopped because some episodes do get a little boring and I listen to my podcast list while I’m driving to work

[@thecassyscorner]

I wish Jenna knew how much she genuinely brightens up my day

[@KitCat898]

The Debbie Machine is present, everyone be on your best behavior because A LADY IS PRESENT! Welcome Debbs!

[@vickytang]

watching marbles fall asleep really gets me 🥺 hes so cute

[@Laura-ef3kw]

You can tell how much Mom loves Julien. We stan a loving family. Family that podcasts together, stays together 💕

[@RedRvmm]

Jenna: Have you felt her elbow skin?! Debbie: Nooooo Julien: that's her's... 😂😂😂

[@taya____]

Rebecca Verhaeghe ugh my brother always do that to our mom and she gets pissed lol

[@forest_goblinn]

I used to do that with my mom too 😂

[@edsidfug207]

"iTs mInE" -Jenna Maurey 2019

[@Lovealwaystata]

I used to play with my mom's arm fat. My brother and I called it her bat wing lmfao

[@LindseyObrooke]

"Julieeeeeeeeeen! I wrote that when I was a child! It's not a segue!"

[@ladyerynicorn3863]

😂😂😂😂

[@shaynagibson1303]

can we all appreciate marbles’ little snout nuzzle at 53:23 !!!!!

[@hollycollects]

Shayna Gibson omg I just rewatched this like 13 times 😩 my heart

[@Hipporacle]

WAHHHHHHH 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@eduardoo31]

yesss i'm glad other people noticed, that was the cutest thing i've ever seen

[@xHighD]

Shayna Gibson omg my heart MELTED

[@Sophie-zy6qm]

BABY BOY

[@paigevincent2519]

I love how Julien defends momma marbles so hard for everything 😂 “i think her finger pointing at you meant you were the sassy one”

[@courtneyandben2010]

I'm here for the mom tips from The Debbie Machine. *taking notes*

[@EGlVM]

"Love yaself cuz you're cool just the way you are." "You may be bigger than me, but you'll never be tougher than me." Debbie Machine dropping personal mantras, oh shit!

[@HopeElizabeth]

YEEEESSS WE STAN THE DEBBIE MACHINE, give me an hour of just her sitting there talking by herself and id still watch it.

[@cori8934]

💪👁👅👁 my brain when i wrote "and then i woke up" at the end of my creative writing

[@PequenoGiant]

So you're calling me bad? A lot. So I was bad? A lot. 😂😂😂 the comedy gold I come on the internet for

[@Margar02]

She was a lot bad!

[@mariebunny]

"Compliment her, don't tell her she has clubs for arms" xD

[@deelaam9100]

You are the police officer and the person you arrested! You are both LOL!!!! I'm CRYING

[@alexandria3583]

i wanna see a whole series of debbies parenting advice lol

[@janecampbell4662]

Alexandria She has a blog!

[@AJ-hg4by]

Jane Campbell where can I find that?xx

[@janecampbell4662]

Aimée Thomas hellinthehallway.net it’s linked in her twitter as well which is @dmourey

[@purpledragon3545]

Seeing the person Debbie machine is, makes it easy to understand how amazing Jenna is.

[@RawrItsLaur77]

can we just appreciate the sweet baby angel marbles sleeping on the table the whole time like IM CRYING

[@Qrengee]

*"you are the police officer and the person you arrested"* :julien solomita 2k19 edit: *"there's two of you still listening"* :debbie machine. (i wheezed)😂

[@januaryeliot6958]

kermit wandering from person to person to be held was so sweet I almost forgot he is the NaStY bOy

[@sonder_safety]

The debbie machine: "There's two of you still left listening." My brother, my mom and I: *burst out laughing*

[@jessicapatalano2870]

Jenna before the podcast starts: ok mom do say anything embarrassing *literally 2 minutes in to the video*: I call her my terrierist Jenna: -0-

[@JamJeke]

at 11:47 when Julien said "You've been like that, when you do something bad, you over punish yourself" hit hard, knowing Jenna was very mad at herself we last saw her. I love you Jenna and I wish I can enjoy your content both again

[@NahlaAnwer]

Jenna is just so cute. I love how they're complimenting her writing and she's like, THANK YOU!

[@TheCrewIsAwesome]

Middle child forgotten in the list of things that makes their house dog heaven!! xD

[@audrey9947]

Well, he makes the house nasti.

[@TheCrewIsAwesome]

@@audrey9947 Nasty boy!❤️

[@forest_goblinn]

Nasty rat

[@wickedcampaign]

the Debbie machine: julien: marble: no one: jenna: rEAd iT tO mE LiKe *THIS*

[@KelliHarrah]

Finally the machine! Jenna’s NY accent comes out real strong when she’s angry lol

[@MegaSonglover99]

K Harrah she’s from Rochester They don’t have an accent there. I would know, I live like an hour away from there

[@KelliHarrah]

《PattiRose》 I live in West Virginia. So to me, she has an accent.

[@marlesmeep]

@@MegaSonglover99 I live in the midwest. EVERYONE has an accent from the east or west or south lol

[@halfsucked-mang0]

@@MegaSonglover99 everyone in the world has an accent to someone

[@nemi9889]

《PattiRose》 actually we do have a rochestarian accent our vowels are notoriously nasal sounding that’s why you might have seen or heard someone say rahchacha or rahchestrrrrrrrr. it’s why jenna’s “I” sounds really pronounced and nasally EYE along with ah, er, and so on we all do it in the roc

[@bess_e2186]

Watching this inspired me to wash our dishes... and i can’t explain how happy my mum was 😊 Gonna do more for her. I’m so lucky to have a caring mum.

[@desireeann3734]

When my son was in kindergarten, one of the assignments they would do is write short stories.... He wrote one story about me leaving him at the zoo in a cage with a really big snake. The second story was that he wished we had pet bats because the bats would scare me. I have NO idea where these ideas came from but we still laugh about it today (he's 13).

[@jayliketheletter4941]

I hope one of the animators from your last meme review draws out and animates your story about going out to space lol.

[@emilyoverton1534]

Omg YESSSS!! I need that in my life!!!

[@lilyana7341]

the debbie machine deserves every beautiful thing life has to offer.

[@sim2413]

Yessss... new saying to my son's "you may get bigger than me but you'll never be tougher than me"👏👏👏

[@annierebeccaa]

I gotta say I love Julien and Debbie’s relationship. With every partner I’ve had I’m terrified talking to their parents no matter how nice they are 😭

[@clareperkins304]

Jenna: I'm cute Julien: you are cute *my parents*🥺

[@allenjones1947]

I've been rewatching the previous podcasts all day waiting for today's new one! I listen to them while working. They really make my day easier. Love you JnJ *dink dink*

[@naomileigh7499]

ok but can jenna and julien have their kids write apology letters so they can have this in the future

[@kiwilitious]

Naomi Leigh OMG CAN U IMAGINE IN TEN YEARS WATCHING THIS PODCAST AND THEYRE READING THEIR KIDS APOLOGY LETTERS 😭😭🥺🥺🥺❤️

[@deliisshha]

I don't think cermet can write

[@lupa1445]

They're dogs..??

[@destineehorsland4254]

Got my coffee and I’m ready for some Debbie comebacks ❤️😂

[@nataliecorrine4]

After knowing Debbie in a professional setting, it’s so fun seeing her like this too 😂☺️

[@patchouliodonovan9529]

Jenna you are right about you're teacher being harsh about the start of your Wizard of Oz story, beginning the story without introducing the character and then revealing their identity through the rest of the passage is a legitimate tactic that grabs the readers attention and draws them into the story and it is great you had a more advanced writing style like this at such a young age. Your teach can get in the bin, trying to make you fit in her silly little box, go get em girl!

[@Jason-su9tg]

1. I’m so excited Debbie is back 😭 2. Holy shit I also live in Oregon

[@saralove7827]

Yay for oregon dinks!

[@Maya-nc7wx]

ME TOO

[@Gurlygurlytalk101]

oregon dinks for the win🌿

[@kassiefuller9729]

OREGON DINK YAAAS

[@Jason-su9tg]

Yeeeeees Oregon dinks! 🙌🏼

[@megcozadd4053]

marbles squished little face has me *crying*

[@branka9389]

-"Have you felt her elbow skin?" -"That's hers!"

[@NahlaAnwer]

I love these... I actually think I'm going to use some of these techniques with my kids. The Debbie machine did an amazing job!

[@Lak37489]

At 12:04 watching this November 2020, tears welling. Miss you Jenna

[@Michelli131]

I have subconsciously started calling my mom The Betty Machine and it confuses the heck outta her.

[@lunefulx]

Elle FYI my moms name is Debbie... haha.

[@josephrogers4672]

I just want to say that watching this podcast has made me realized how good you guys are. I realized that you are both kind and generous and just all around great people. I am son glad that you guys have this platform to share your thoughts and opinions. You spread happiness and joy and I am so thankful for that. Sending love and positive vibes, thanks! Love you guys!

[@rainotter]

The too-much-gene in letter form?! Yes. Sign me up.

[@varlakittykat]

debbie machine reminds me of gayle from bob's burgers and i want her to babysit my doggos

[@justinewhite-hadley3138]

My heart is just bursting. Jenna, you are SO lucky to have such an amazing, loving, kick ass mom And Julien who truly adores all that you are. If all of us could have such love surrounding us, what a better world it would be. 💖

[@jessicat9007]

I've become so into these podcasts. I look forward all week for them. I wanna be Jenna and Juliens friend so bad lol

[@laurahutcheson5853]

"There's Jennas, there's Julien, there's Peaches, there's Marbles, theres toys." ... She forgot Cermet...😱😭😭😭😭

[@rapsquirrel6268]

As usual, the middle child is forgotten

[@Kimiblues]

He really is a middle child😂

[@lance9249]

This is why he cries.

[@rianiquelotter3065]

Yeayyyy!!! My favourite KZbin mom is back!!!!!🌸💐 Missed you Debbie machine!!!!❤🌸

[@FrankLuver96]

"i'm trying really hard to figure out a way that this won't happen" is literally ME

[@ashleysonali]

truly, The Debbie Machine’s laugh could make flowers bloom and the sun shine

[@megsblue]

The wicked witch story was so good too that was unexpected 😂👏👏

[@judith3192]

It’s super nice y’all have these memories. My mom died 14 years ago, and my home videos are some of my most prized possessions.

[@paigeronald3813]

love how Debbie omitted Kermit from the list of things that make It dog heaven

[@SpiderKelsey]

So this is why Jenna had the most sincere apology video……ha. No but really it broke my heart how she admits that she punishes herself way harder than she realistically should be 😭 that hits hard now

[@yeeee859]

Imagine as a single mother bringing up a child as successful, kind, smart, funny and widely beloved as Jenna. She must be so proud. I don't think I've ever heard a single person say a bad thing about Jenna