Polyglot SHOCKS Native Speakers

[@a00d00a00m00]

Should aliens ever visit us, we’re sending this guy. Not to learn their language but to shock them that he already speaks it

[@ankhi3585]

We all know AASL is the universal galactic language.

[@zajinramirez2780]

@@ankhi3585 Can you all help me with my goal of learning ancient albanian sign language

[@loremipsum9444]

“I get abducted by aliens, but they don’t know I speak their language…”

[@CloudFizzle]

666 likes lol

[@YTUSERNAMEWITHNUMBERS]

@@CloudFizzle This comment will get 1k likes soon.

[@lawurence1550]

as a person who is fluent in speaking Native, this is truly incredible, i've never seen anyone speaking the native language so well

[@dan-unneeded]

@Lawurence fluent in speaking Native??

[@fyrhunter_svk]

@@dan-unneeded woosh

[@skull7877]

Yeah, weird right?

[@nojokejon9577]

I’m a native speaker too, I come from my native country

[@PPONG-gp1pj]

I wish more people would learn Native

[@nj4774]

as a native speaker, this is so SHOCKING to me

[@israellai]

Omg you're a native speaker? Me too!!

[@itsytyt5192]

,.,.nm

[@fafalur7722]

@@israellai me three

[@shiningwizard6963]

@@fafalur7722 me four

[@liszt646]

@@israellai Me Billion

[@Yaakuwu]

You exceeded all my expectations with this video, absolutely loved it

[@LanguageSimp]

Really appreciate that

[@itsytyt5192]

gh

[@falconofbalasagun4163]

Yeah, his previous videos are kinda cringy, but this one is really funny.

[@barbarosbozkurt758]

@@LanguageSimp T E A C H M E A N C H I E N T A L B A N I A N S I G N L A N G U A G E

[@soulreaper5620]

@@LanguageSimp is this real

[@sheldonrego6121]

"I speak Russian, I play CSGO" all those languages he knows and he chose to speak facts

[@sadkyoya6283]

He also nailed that phrase, said it the way native speaker would do

[@4yoknutiy_koyot]

He dont said "play", he said "driving" in Russian

[@buliyonchik]

@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a Russian myself i can say that this is the way most of CS:GO players say "I play CS:GO" in Russia

[@MegaJoy_0001]

@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a native Russian speaker, i ofittialy confirm, that "катать" is correct in this situathion. In fact, that's more unofficial word, so that sound more native

[@4yoknutiy_koyot]

I translated this for non-Russian speakers, долбаёб

[@timiuin]

As a native speaker of all languages i'm shocked

[@ТамКто-то-и1з]

How?

[@ТамКто-то-и1з]

@Anaximander омерикан меме?

[@ButIDigest]

@@ТамКто-то-и1з 😂

[@gamingwithmaysam7822]

Asalamualakum jaan e kaka, shuma khuban?

[@gamingwithmaysam7822]

I can guarantee that y'all can't speak Dari in the latin alphabet

[@m.e6586]

As a Senegalese I can confirm that he speaks perfect Russian.

[@Stephanie-ud5gg]

He doesn't, I'm Russian.

[@m.e6586]

@@Stephanie-ud5gg "You wouldn't get it"

[@pia_mater]

@mysqlinfo do you not know how jokes work?

[@lestath2345]

It is not possible to speak a language 100% perfect

[@rwepnca7424]

@@lestath2345 he speak perfect Russian though. We speak that way in southern Siberia.

[@nathanntan]

i did not expect such a cinematographic masterpiece LMAO, this was genuinely fantastic! 🧡

[@dandanger5637]

As a Russian, watching this "Russian" chief speak Russian was extraordinary.

[@frenglish4669]

Постановочное видео. Это же видно, спектакль

[@dandanger5637]

@@frenglish4669 никто не спорит.

[@_BDN]

БЛЕЕН

[@developerninja619]

Я ниче не понял из того, что он сказал 😂

[@TheoSur]

@@frenglish4669 юмористическое.

[@s4nm3t]

Native russian speaker was so shocked about him speaking english, that he even forgot how to speak russian lol

[@seeyouchump]

As a polyglot AND native speaker I am shocked and shocking

[@ip5676]

I forgot the part where that's my problem

[@languageenthusiast283]

@@ip5676 gonna cry?

[@ip5676]

@@languageenthusiast283 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes

[@jansojele289]

Lol

[@jansojele289]

@@ip5676 bruh

[@rendy1421]

I admit to say you actually sounded like a REAL RUSSIAN when you said "конечно, я катаю в каэску!". That was really the most native way to say that coz only native russian speakers say the phrase that way. Сигма гигачад as always!

[@useless457]

Откуда он блять знает? Как?

[@arogueburrito]

is the accent good? I'm a native English speaker with very limited Russian background, but that sounded like a great accent to me

[@vichi9923]

@@arogueburrito his accent's good but still not native. If he talked to a Russian with that accent he would easily be understood but still his interlocutor would notice that he's a foreigner. And he actually sounds somewhat pouty

[@thelucky4083]

@@arogueburrito 92%

[@arogueburrito]

@@vichi9923 thanks for the info!

[@bigshagger1789]

Thanks to you, I'm now fluent in the albanian sign language and I've been continuously harassing people with it, I think they think I'm deaf 🤩 Plus my hand game went up through the roof 🥺

[@_perza]

You too speak it! It’s a very rare language, especially cause it is ancient. 🙏👐🙏🙏👐👐🙏🙏🙏?

[@youtubespy9473]

@@_perza Can you check my accent? 🤚🤏🖐👏👏👽👽👽👏🤚🖐✋️

[@United_States_Of_America__]

Albanian is the weird language, it’s is it’s own language and isn’t really in a language branch

[@ИванМартемьянов-м7б]

I'm from Russia and you are the most impressive language speaker I EVER heard! You're only a tiny bit away from sounding pure russian! I guess if the bartender gave you shot before you started, you'd sound perfect, but Who knows? Серьёзно, такой уровень я не видел никогда, а ты тут ещё и жанглируешь языками. Реально гигачад сигма.

[@timstarlord3659]

@Gustafius Knautschus кста да

[@kovalthenarehate]

Я в последний раз так охуел когда увидел ту серию симпсонов про дом Фландерса, где ещё коридор сужался, тут такая же умора.

[@itsytyt5192]

gh

[@bizzzz443]

Хайперполиглот гигачад альфамейл.

[@DarkTruthPlatform]

овео ажуее ьёзьн мавкой

[@GhostlyMVP]

“Soy un gringo, pero hablo espanol perfecta-fucking-mente.” I’m dead dude.

[@Imperial_stroopwafel]

Now this is some hyper polyglot gigachad alpha quality content

[@carlosv7801]

As a South Americanese, i can confirm that he speaks Russian with a perfect Brazillian accent.

[@ekaterinamyslinskaya]

In Russia, I had friends from Brazil who spoke Russian really well, almost without an accent. Brazilians speaking Russian sound like super caring grandparents. Alphamale sounds the other way

[@ekaterinamyslinskaya]

@セナHW Imitate a strong russian accent speak English, of course

[@ПочтаДжимайл-ю7с]

Yeah, I also thought the chef is actually Latin American

[@HiimIny]

"you speak esperanto? get out of my kitchen" best part of the video by far

[@linguafiles_]

Absolutely!

[@pomoruga1469]

Sed iomete ofenda

[@treeskers]

@@pomoruga1469 to those native esperanto speakers? lol

[@thenietzscheclub2181]

+“You speak Esperanto?” -“Yeah.” +” Get the fuck out of my kitchen!”

[@thenietzscheclub2181]

@Sasha05 precisely!

[@ticketforlife2103]

This is pure entertainment, this is what the internet was made for hahaha thank you man. From Shanghai, I needed this laugh ❤❤

[@thedarkloon1563]

祝你快乐，真好看hyperpolyglot gigachad

[@ticketforlife2103]

@@thedarkloon1563 我是外国人住在上海我也是 hyperglot gigachad

[@deanchur]

@@ticketforlife2103 我们都是 hyperpolyglot gigachad

[@sagnik3556]

do you speak shanghainese or mandarin?

[@arnur1237]

What are you doing here, i thought KZbin is banned there

[@neon_wombat]

As an Australian I was shocked at his perfect accent!

[@voicchat]

Did you mean SHOKED?

[@99drums54]

sounded nothing like it

[@waterdrinkerrr]

I honestly can't tell if he's an actual polyglot or if he's very good at memorization while having a passion for languages, deriving his own unique style of humor from it.

[@StillAliveAndKicking_]

His French accent is so good that he must speak French to an upper intermediate or advanced level. I cannot comment on other languages, apart from English.

[@matthewr.1486]

@@StillAliveAndKicking_ french was the first language he learned so yeah i'd say he does speak it at least conversational

[@StillAliveAndKicking_]

@@matthewr.1486 To be honest most British people I have met who speak French do not speak so well, although I have only heard a bit from him. I suspect accents are improving due to the Internet.

[@ahab9712]

@@StillAliveAndKicking_ honestly idk how people learned accents back in the day. Must've been such a pain

[@StillAliveAndKicking_]

@@ahab9712 I think mostly they didn’t.

[@odydem5639]

Idk why he makes such complicated videos, but I really like it for some reason, the randomness is so entertaining

[@QuallenKatzen]

So this is what it's like to be a polyglot! So inspirational

[@MarcelRecasens]

Pure, unadulterated surrealism. 10/10.

[@anti-emo4721]

That was fun, man! We need a part 2, now! Also, what a coincidence, I could not notice your friend at 1:48 to 1:50 has a fatty lump on his back! Just like I had. Mine was cut out a couple of days ago. Tell your friend to visit a doctor.

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

Pls bump this comment to the top so that he knows.

[@anti-emo4721]

​@@NoNTr1v1aL Bump the lump! Haha! Supposedly, usually it's nothing serious, man. Just bad aesthetics. I had mine for about 2 years, didn't want to visit a doctor, because of a "gigachad" attitude and used lockdowns as an excuse, but finally did it.

[@joecostner1246]

tell larry david about it

[@puff6796]

boost!

[@kaseywahl]

"Please reproduce in my wife. How many languages do you speak?" I get this all the time when I speak Chinese.

[@loganhuffington]

I became a polyglot this morning and I am impressed how well you speak Albanian!!!

[@Paguo]

As an hyper polyglot myself I can confirm that these were indeed native speakers. The authenticity of their accents pumped my blood to learn more 12 languages in the last 5 minutes. I can hear the whispers of God now

[@bahdanshyshkin7918]

“I’ve just got a call that some asshole polyglot was in here shocking natives” lmao bro this one is golden

[@sundorgo6973]

I just had a feeling this viddy was gonna be a banger, however it greatly exceeded my already high expectations for it, I'm genuinely impressed. Amazing work as always bud. 11/10

[@А.В.Н-ю5ъ]

"конечно, я катаю в каэску" God, this is perfect level of russian. You did native speaker laugh to tears))

[@rabiosas6473]

When he started speaking ~Australian~ I was dying 😅. The cop was no match for an alpha gigachad hyperpolyglot!

[@aspookyeel]

As someone who's trying to learn native this is so impressive... Keep up it :D

[@MaddieFishblob]

“Omg Please reproduce with my wife!” For some odd reason everyone seems to be overlooking this line 😶 but in my opinion it definitely stands out 😆

[@_perza]

As an Esperanto speaker, you butchered that pronunciation and I absolutely love it

[@languageswithevan]

Same. Somehow it made it funnier.

[@roderickmesa9478]

We are both Esperanto speakers. He just made it funnier than a sit com

[@Knappnax]

found every esperanto speaker there is

[@eugenelevchenko9422]

I want to fight you

[@kw4093-v3p]

@@Knappnax hahah ikr there are only like 5 real life speakers of esperanto

[@SpaceMonke99]

As a native I can defintely say that this guy is a speaker

[@Ghost____Rider]

I honestly somehow thought you'd do an actual in public video but I underestimated you somehow. We need more of this man!

[@jil623]

im a swiss german native speaker and even if he didn't speak my language he still managed to stunn me and my wife!

[@iamfuzzydolphins7792]

The other day I met someone who spoke my native language, german. I also live in Germany. So that might be why.

[@iraklitos20022003]

hahaha !!!! Lol

[@notsojharedtroll23]

xD

[@TheVerdant01]

I burst out in audible laughter upon hearing this

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

I wasn't sure he spoke Russian fluently until I heard "ya katayu v kaesku" 1:12

[@Octoyahu]

This is an example of the true hard experiences our KZbin Polyglot Superiors have to endure that They don't show us. I will be subscribing, bless You for sharing the truth 🙏

[@StudioBleenk]

As someone from Alabama I cant believe he spoke with a perfect Albanian accent!

[@jheimygaldoscespedes9687]

Si eres poliglota entenderas este mensaje y le daras like porque tus videos están super geniales. Gracias capo!

[@romcha2856]

2:40 "ouèche ma ɹoufe" pour "wesh mon reuf" m'a achevé

[@NebulaShadow_]

LMAO this is your best vid so far man. I was laughing the whole time, well done you hyperpolyglot gigachad

[@anojs8720]

this is hilarious. keep the videos coming :D

[@MRrZero]

You are Officially the bestest most recognised and the greatest polyglot to ever Grace KZbin. The sensei to all senseis.

[@ik2a]

1:31 Russians always guess the American accent, like me.

[@janTelo]

After learning every language natively tomorrow, I was absolutely SHOCKED since you, an American, could speak my native language!

[@daniel.h2488]

man, this is like 2012 KZbin where people just make silly video with their bros

[@Martytalius]

This is homoerotic content and I'm living.

[@its.JD.Jordan]

Bro we need more of these, we need to learn more native!

[@Cebollas]

This seems totally real, i too would react like that if i saw a polyglot

[@Gameinger16]

4:22 holy shit he's fluent in my language

[@illya1842]

what is that language

[@nezptune]

@@illya1842 australian

[@despacito2]

i also shocked some natives but the police weren't too happy with it

[@aquamarine6719]

Better than modern movies😂😂😂

[@AYAKATTA]

I saw this video one year ago and then I wanted to watch again so I came back, this is a masterpiece.

[@huzeyfealptekin]

This channel will reach 1M so quickly!

[@nihil303]

That's how people who speaks 2 languages and half think the world gonna be when they learn more than 5 languages kkkkk

[@Bl4z3MC]

És brasileiro?

[@liszt646]

@@Bl4z3MC He is Nothing

[@Bl4z3MC]

@@liszt646 What?

[@liszt646]

@@Bl4z3MC Nihil = nothing

[@chrismartinez5711]

#braziliannazilaugh

[@alexjenkins6023]

What a rollercoaster of emotions

[@Gobear1]

A. I'm completely SHOCKED, B. You have some hot friends.

[@ottogibbs]

This is the greatest piece of art I have ever witnessed in this mortal life

[@olliemartinelli4034]

This made me laugh a lot. Hope part 2 is on the way

[@barbarosbozkurt758]

I'm watching this like it's been a year but now it's only been an hour

[@kaythia-s9h]

This is unbelievably funny. Ty for this Language Simp, I've recommended it to all my friends

[@PatKellyPerformance]

that cook is a LEGEND

[@madmonkee6757]

This is amazing. Hot guys, shirtless, but also, they're all hilarious. Mi vin amas, sed mi vin amas Esperante.

[@BBTMS]

I'd love if this were a series

[@TikoVerhelst]

I LOVE your challenge. Have been searching for something like this for SO long. Please put Dutch in one of your video's. Just say Scheveningen or Gouda. (some Dutch city with a G) with the most American accent possible and you'll have made my year. :) Much love from a Dutch person (whose blood boils every time someone says they have only learned Dutch for the weed)

[@pattedechat2457]

"Quoi de la fuck" est mon nouveau juron préféré, il faut absolument que je le ressorte. 😁

[@newzealand1240]

While the plot is a whole mess, all i can think of while watching this is all of these men having an orrgy

[@senor2930]

No doubt. They pass around le dicqué.

[@DivinesLegacy]

Sigma male grind set right there

[@sarahh08]

same

[@yohankim5577]

Dude, wtf is going on. I'm laughing so hard in Russian, Korean, Portuguese, French, French Canadian sign language, English, English Canadian, English Canadian sign language.

[@comprehensiblechinese]

there are many polyglots on KZbin but you are the really funny one hahaha

[@king7rojo]

I feel bad for the Esperanto speaker. 🤣

[@YTUSERNAMEWITHNUMBERS]

Same, because the Esperanto language is just an artificial language.

[@Vince_ExE]

I can speak interslavic​@@YTUSERNAMEWITHNUMBERS

[@genericbee1902]

He's a poser anyway, he said he "parantas esperantu"

[@beanman880]

Lmao the Lebanese was so good I thought some guy told me that outside my house, pronunciation can be better but goddamn you’re good

[@browse7288]

As a native water speaker, I have to say I like this video

[@mariobot128]

2:35 as a French speaker "Wesh la fucking street" killed me xD

[@yaelzermeno9836]

A regular day for the "polyglot" youtubers be like:

[@amony2210]

Я заржал когда повар сказал" ПРИВЕТ ТОВАРИЩ".

[@MrNinjy]

Hero: I'm an American and I speak Russian as a native. (makes an "you owe me" gesture) Yep, I know. The cook (in a very foul language): Pancakes, I'm from Russia that's cool! Pancake! Pancake! Pancake! Lots of pancakes...

[@indra5112]

Блин in this context means "oh shit", and not "pancake"

[@MrNinjy]

@@indra5112 шутку тупую изволили не понять вы :)

[@indra5112]

@@MrNinjy ах, прошу прощения 😂 Претензии отменяются!)

[@kubermr29]

@@indra5112 Nah, блин is more like damn, i`ll say бля is more like shit.

[@indra5112]

@@kubermr29 i agree

[@sweetdurt2143]

We are getting the new Hyperpolyglot action series. LES GOOOOOOOOOOO

[@hiplsnols4394]

as a monolingual beta, i can confirm ur absolutely fluent

[@jakelownds8878]

We NEED a part 2!

[@vagueann5506]

This video should come with a shock warning for all the native speakers watching 😲

[@robetheridge6999]

Just beautiful. Just the right amount of suspense and amazing knowledge of all languages thrown your way.

[@dasha_schigortsova]

Аххаахха, прикольно:) Восхищаюсь людьми, говорящими на нескольких языках, хотелось бы также😄

[@MrFenix6921]

он очень плохо говорит по русски

[@iliamatisov6814]

Если бы вас хотелось, то вы бы говорили:)

[@entropic9280]

​@@MrFenix6921уже отлично

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

"Polyglot shocks native speakers" I actually thought he would be holding a tazer

[@nkzmaskdd]

Now this was so random.... I love it It inspired me to do the same, thank you!

[@Mrboombastic41]

I’m from lebanon 🇱🇧 thx Fr putting my country in ur video picture!

[@thebahooplamaster]

1:56 Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@jamesyeung3286]

As a speaker of native, I fluently am SHOCKED

[@hydrogen821]

As a mexican, i love how he speaks spanish perfectly with an absolute clear voice

[@jayeff8096]

Muchas gracias monsieur блин gigapolychad hyperglot.

[@jqydxn8941]

a piece of art

[@leoscherrer812]

Wow that was amazing!!! Hollywood quality

[@Z7youtube]

2:16 LMAO

[@hongkongcantonese501]

This is not only a brilliant parody of the “shocking polyglots” drek but funny as hell in how absurd it keeps getting.

[@baconadventures2068]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE

[@sergio.observing]

I'm from a country and this guy speaks language very well!