Unique Polyglot Encounter in Desert

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Polyglot gym bro - @PatKellyPerformance
Gigachad actor - @yocarliniclips
Thank you to @MildlyLinguistic for helping with script writing, editing, and voice acting
Music by bensound (specifically the background suspenseful music)
Ending music credit: "La Marseillaise" composed by Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle, performed by the United States Navy Band

[@ColeLangs]

This man left his engineering job to make bangers like this. Respect.

[@dogwater204]

W Language simp

[@why1513]

It's Cole

[@ArconicTower]

Respect 😱😎🤩

[@lx4302]

he's actually an engineer?

[@usertheunknownhash]

@@lx4302 Yup. I think a Bioengineer with a neurological focus.

[@lukescastle]

Therapist: "your dreams have meaning" My dreams:

[@feddy1103]

Bro 😂

[@eggscelent-yolker]

hilarious

[@GreenDbz]

lmao

[@alexandergrogudragontrainer]

XD jajajajaja 😂😂😂

[@adamabdelhamed2524]

I'm very impressed with the mutual intelligibility between American, and my native language, Canadian. I understood all the American spoken in this video!

[@haniyeh.]

You mean there are Canadians who don't understand an American speaking? While both of them know English! There are definitely differences tho.. but bruh😬

[@milou8434]

@@haniyeh. You new here?

[@haniyeh.]

@@milou8434 damn! I get it now!!! lmao 🤣

[@Komatik_]

I was taught British at school, and somehow that helps me understand American flawlessly.

[@glennkelly4058]

They're both dialects of Australian.

[@evaqum]

As a native Russian speaker I can confirm that this is truly a внезапная встреча с очень талантливым гигачадом полиглотом moment

[@pi_da_ras17]

Same here, бро))

[@flow2960]

same here bratucha

[@letsgobrandon3057]

Фор рил

[@advanceme-skincare3144]

what was the song at the end

[@evaqum]

@@advanceme-skincare3144 it is national anthem of France

[@kokonutmaster]

I can confirm that this is truly the greatest masterpiece I have ever seen.

[@savazeroa2]

Ye

[@-danR]

"shut up in any language!!" 🤣 ded

[@lauraanne7108]

do polyglot encounters ever go right 😥

[@DJTechYT]

As a native Mandarin speaker, I can confirm that he speaks Brasilian perfectly.

[@mikaeljorgemarcondesdeoliv7089]

I cracked when he was being tortured and said "you sick filho da puta"

[@aawriter]

You left your job for the right thing

[@thatverseguy]

"I hate anime!!" _proceeds to run in Naruto_

[@FNCSMercy]

As a Native Finnish speaker, i can confirm that this is a Masterpiece

[@taver75]

Terve

[@craftah]

nälä

[@violenttoddler7168]

What does he say?

[@dylloz6735]

本当に野菜が好きですか？ Bro your name must be a troll. 毎度肉のほうがいいです

[@zeedooiscringe3879]

As a Lithuanian i confirm that this guy speaks Arabic fluently

[@zeedooiscringe3879]

My other comment got deleted for some reason

[@Shimanas527]

Same

[@zeedooiscringe3879]

@@Shimanas527 lb

[@Shimanas527]

@@zeedooiscringe3879 labas :D

[@abdulrhmanashour4306]

what the

[@habilsubarqah]

That La Marseillaise caught me off guard. So unprecedented 😂

[@jankersting]

i've never enjoyed a product placement so much

[@F4sy]

I'm so glad youtube let you put your bondage videos on here. Now people who don't pay for your OnlyFans gets a taste of some exclusive content!

[@athenagreen5390]

nani?

[@dawnwatching6382]

hot buff shirtless guys in rope

[@milagros.h8513]

omg si tus padres te escucharan...

[@pablokaufervinent8012]

I appreciate so much that the mountains played such an appropriate music at the time of your being tied up. This is a very happy coincidence since mountains seldom play background music.

[@F4sy]

The polyglots spoke Mountaineese with the local mountains beforehand to politely ask that they would.

[@athenagreen5390]

I know this is a meme channel but this is genuinely insightful commentary at the state of the language learning community. It seems like EVERYONE has an opinion if you learn Japanese or not. Damned it you do, damned if you don't. (I'm currently learning Japanese and French so I get it). Why can't people treat Japanese as any other language. Let me be nihongo jouzu if I want to be and leave people alone who don't want to be nihongo jouzu.

[@asgacc8789]

As a non-gigachad polyglot, you are not a true hyper gigachad polyglot if you only learn european languages

[@hiplsnols4394]

​@@asgacc8789 he learnt arabic

[@spongeborgtheford4971]

Also learning Japanese and French lol

[@Algo1]

dude, romaji tho.

[@ripno2672]

I havent seen much of anybody saying something for learning any language or not except for learning smaller, less known ones.

[@VanquishR]

「日本語話せますか？」 「はい、アニメ好きです。」 The good ending.

[@brojoe44]

いいな終わり

[@iyar220]

@@brojoe44 いい though it has its exceptions, is an い adjective.「 いいな終わり」 is incorrect. 「いい終わり」, is how you'd say that. 頑張って下さいね。

[@kakahass8845]

@@iyar220 Wait... does that mean いい can be inflected?

[@brojoe44]

@@iyar220 ありがとうございます、いい日本語ですよ。

[@aldrichsmith]

@@kakahass8845 Yes, you can inflect いい but it is irregular. いい、よく、よかった、よくない、よくなかった、etc.

[@Parad0x47]

3:55 At least now we know what anime he watched.

[@humanityisdoomed]

All jokes apart Language Simp is such a gigachad he makes content around languages which people consider boring.....but he makes them so enjoyable and funny...He is an alpha for sure

[@silent_wxlf316]

as a native polish speaker i can confirm that the dancing at 8:29 are beautiful, and very pleasing to watch

[@yolkyhorizon]

As a native Romanian speaker, the way he pronounced "日本語話せますか。" is enought to make my 200 day streak on duolingo turn into 100 days, his accent is super good, I thought my japanese was good. Clearly, his japanese is "一番です。" , I mean, who doesn't want to learn Japanese when 日本の女の子はかわいいです。Well done to the man who's name I don't know of.

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

草

[@yolkyhorizon]

@@amadeosendiulo2137 fuck your grass i know i am hella cringe

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

@@yolkyhorizon www

[@user-nf3kz9ee2n]

"日本の女の子はかわいいです" 私: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@yolkyhorizon]

@@user-nf3kz9ee2n come on bro, i think my reasons quite valid

[@jibraankhan4901]

these are my favorite type of videos, you should make more. The more random the better

[@Cimmanoncat]

This guy really did a whole skit just for an ad. Respect

[@Giraffinator]

i'm glad everyone took off their shirts, I usually have a rough time during the holidays and that really helps

[@LURTZcz]

This how polyglot encounters always go. This happened to me twice this week.

[@astridallenmand917]

Это уже другой лвл роликов. Спасибо Гигачад альфа мужик, который нравится всем девушкам... и мужчинам на планете

[@doyomsoonaexol3654]

2:13 Да,Спасибо 😂😂😂

[@user-vk9gf9eh1n]

Чего б****? 🤣

[@realnamefakename]

Amazing video overall, but I believe you forgot one thing: Ancient Albanian Sign Language! That would’ve put that polyglot in such a trance he couldn’t threaten you anymore!

[@realemperorkuzco]

Bro so powerful, that he managed to sprout Mojave cactuses in the Gobi Desert. Truly inspiring. He has such a way with words.

[@Turksawse]

8:18 caught me of guard so much lol

[@haru-chan8762]

2:58 the man in the background could not give less fucks

[@eurovicious]

This is like Language Simp: The Movie

[@georgios_5342]

Says he doesn't watch anime 3:55 proceeds to Naruto run Well played sir, you fooled us in the first half

[@spedrun]

I was not ready for the rendition of the Marseillais

[@MrBrianYoutube]

Damn this must be the most smooth transition into a sponsor segment I’ve ever seen on KZbin!

[@louis_plaire]

It seems like nobody is talking about the Marseillaise but it was actually really beautiful 😔🤌

[@aardvark1234]

Dude, this has gotta be the funniest thing I've seen in months.

[@dlm2028]

Реальные мужики: выясняют насколько продвинулись в изучении других языков Тем временем прохожий: что тут происходит ? Неважно,меня тут не было.....

[@sournois90]

é impressionante que, a cada dia que se passa, o sotaque brasileiro dele soa mais e mais natural

[@carlosbernardo1074]

honestly felt like a porn plot and acting, love it HAHA

[@arealnowhereman8255]

C´était la meilleure version de la Marseillaise que j´ai entendu de ma vie! Tellement émotionnel ! Vive la France 🇨🇵

[@dvv18]

An extra point for the flag 😁

[@ceskul]

As a native Arabic speaker I can confirm this is truly a لحظة انخطاف سمب اللغات

[@luigirocks3075]

Truly An Emotional Roller-coaster Of An Amazing Story Of Friendship And Loss...

[@sim5090]

Imagine se os espanhóis descobrem que no Brasil não falam mexicano 😟

[@sim5090]

@@Raya-ir4tm your latin is good too! Keep grinding!

[@Jermy6GD]

@@Raya-ir4tm Я Русский

[@herreira276]

@@Jermy6GD your polish is great though

[@Jermy6GD]

@@herreira276 i dont spæk polish

[@herreira276]

@@Jermy6GD as a native russian speaker, i can confirm that u speak polish perfectly

[@Rex9594]

Holy shit... I've only seen it in two videos, but when these three fellas are in the same video, shit goes golden. Keep doing what you do bro, this is probably my favorite of your videos now lmfao

[@gabrieloliveira1170]

the way you speak portuguese is so cute, I can tell that you really put some effort on the pronuncitcation, even if you sound weird for natives

[@PedroHenrique-rl6pp]

Sempre engraçado ele falando do Bolsonaro KKK

[@gabrieloliveira1170]

@@PedroHenrique-rl6pp sim, eu sei, eu queria ver ele falando das eleições que o Bolsonaro perdeu

[@lukeskywalker9016]

i wouldn't say it's weird just a bit americanized but completely understandable

[@lukeskywalker9016]

@@gabrieloliveira1170 bolsonaro=muito muito gostoso lula="fiwyo da poolta"

[@nylonnylon937]

​@@lukeskywalker9016no it is weird , it seems like everyword is over emphasized but it's very intelligible still yeah

[@miguelvic3222]

I had never seen someone dancing the marsellaise, beautiful

[@maksoniqchannel1399]

Как носитель русского языка, я могу подтвердить, что ta Marseillaise est magnifique. Je pleure

[@TheLightOI]

This is gold content. 💯 So good.

[@zarathustra498]

Love how at 7:14 he uses a slang "for me all is flat" i.e. I don't care. And, yes, I'm a hyperpolyglot gigachad who just happens to speak Russian by accident

[@infernalyouth516]

rather "for me everything is equal"

[@ethernalclassic3076]

It's common sentence bro

[@doyomsoonaexol3654]

3:30 what about Japanese ? Run🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[@roundedosu]

i fucking lost it at чего блять and the entire video is a masterpiece, i hope it does well in the algorithm

[@vlazik]

Me too!

[@garlicbruh7777]

This is one of the videos of all time.

[@astrojello6882]

I really love the content, a language creator with a lot of creativity!!!

[@brennooliveira500]

what a masterpiece! my life will never be the same again. I am touched by this work of art

[@mrstudent9125]

When he said "Чего блять?", I felt that.

[@arishmccrary3720]

I literally just watched the greatest commercial speakly could ever hope for!

[@NoahthetopG.]

What the frick this is insane

[@LEISUREalaaithbg]

Did you watch it already?

[@middleEastLebanon]

@@LEISUREalaaithbg yes I finished watching it

[@NoahthetopG.]

Yes

[@ywominona777]

But you hadn't even seen the video when you commented, hahaha.

[@NoahthetopG.]

Did I tho……. Oh wait I forgot I skipped *I think that was a giga moment* lol

[@das6235]

"Nihongo hanasE masuka" lmao

[@RightyRonaldo]

I need more Language Simp uploads, this was absolute gold

[@adamd.philips7657]

3:20 as a native anime speaker, this guy speaks anime better than natives

[@grammar_shark]

I betcha that natives are shocked!

[@daptydeduck3998]

Quality content!!!!! Bravo, ce'st Incroyable!!!!

[@user-uj4sc7tg9v]

So when is this film getting nominated? Absolutely suspensful and action-packed all the way through. I found the character performances stellar (to be expected from a director like Mr. Simp) and the music direction was absolutely divine. The one thing I wasn't blown away with was the CGI, but that's always a high-risk high-reward.

[@eggybread.]

Beautiful. Cinematic masterpiece. Tu es le meilleur youtuber du monde !

[@mattressfan335]

what a though-provoking piece of cinema. i especially like how the ending was left open to the interpretation of the viewer

[@brennooliveira500]

that guy peacefully walking in the background at 3:02

[@antonm1834]

this is actually so well made haha good job bro

[@randomcypriot]

"I watched anime ONCE and it was an accident" 3:56 *Proceeds to run like Naruto*

[@polyglotguything643]

True Lol

[@Komatik_]

Imagine if he'd watched more.

[@user-yn7uo2oy8v]

Как же ты прекрасно говоришь по русски, особенно мне понравилось "чего блять?"

[@mattynek2]

Ruština je jednoduchá

[@bricksinside9015]

Hearing Language simp sing the french anthem is something i never knew i needed in my life

[@Baja_Blastbeats]

As an American hyperpolyglot learning Mexican, I can honestly say that this video was とても面白い

[@mongolia8962_]

しんじ?

[@FamousFleming]

that simp dance at 8:17 goes hard

[@boraozdemir6193]

Great video as always, I cried when you played French Guinea’s anthem 😢😢😢❤

[@unsaltedbutter_]

This is the best ad I’ve ever seen

[@geokyle6646]

Incredible, you found a desert in Mongolia that looks just like Phoenix !

[@anintrovertonyoutube5271]

The “See grassyass” gets me every time

[@Louiscare]

Man just needed an excuse to sing the Marseillaise and I understand that

[@RetroLine911]

As an Arab from Saudi Arabia I can confirm he speaks Iraqi Arabic Curse and Egyptian 😂

[@wSn2024]

😂😂😂

[@truelingoism]

an absolutely beautiful video

[@ip5676]

At this point, there's plenty of creative segways into sponsor segments throughout youtube, but this one has to be the best I've seen so far

[@arkosedits]

this man is a gigachad polyglot can’t argue about that

[@loganbrown4756]

"Anime, what about the Geneva convention?" Oh my god hahahahana

[@gugusalpha2411]

La Marseillaise sung by a fellow french countryman : I hate it. La Marseillaise sung by a Gigchad Polyglot : What a masterpiece.

[@browse7288]

That "Чего блять?" killed me

[@youngtuck3605]

Polyglot encounter: gone sexual

[@azorglu7352]

Bro!!! That was … mind blowing 😂😂 !! (Coup dure pour La Marseillaise 😅) Anyway, thank you for this amazing video ! 🎉

[@Zestieee]

this is the single best video on the entirety of youtube

[@gabrieleomg252]

When the math teacher becomes sick before a test 8:18 When you realize you have a sub teacher 3:47

[@PatKellyPerformance]

Wow your accents are amazing! Bravo!

[@Leraov]

Omg your Russian is very good and you don’t have much of an accent I’m amazed) I really enjoy watching your videos You have a great sense of humor❤️

[@orfrisbee2121]

This should be in the cinema

[@yellowedbasalt4901]

I'm pretty sure this is the best video on youtube edit; this is allegedly set in Nomgon, Mongolia. Near Nomgon Uul peak.

[@_eco_kate]

Я как прирождённая носительница русского языка, могу сказать что его русский близок к идеалу НАСТОЯЩЕГО гипер полиглоту гигачаду. Поздравляю 🥳

[@libraryoflilylol199]

I'm totally a hyperpolyglot gigachad too. On average, I speak like 5 languages. Don't ask me how languages average out. I totally don't just learn a tiny bit of a lot of languages and switch every few weeks to get my novelty fix like some kind of language junkie.

[@vonbaphomet]

This is truley one of the videos ever made

[@raguiviultragamer7500]

This is,by far,the video ever

[@malter87]

your singing actually isn't bad! that's not an easy song at all to get in the right key! very impressive

[@clauseblitz4682]

Le chant de la Marseillaise est au top!

[@random-ft4mf]

this is the best educational video ever !

[@user-xs8eb7zf1u]

peak production