Removing a fake mustache to reveal your real mustache is such a power move.
@featherycoffee14013 жыл бұрын
Not as powerful as the line behind it.
@loganstewart37513 жыл бұрын
Gene Parmesan vibes
@LudenNine3 жыл бұрын
Joel Haver vibes
@simonwyzik86613 жыл бұрын
You watch Ryan George
@loganstewart37513 жыл бұрын
@@simonwyzik8661 I do, yes
@Misch13f5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" is both the most powerful and quotable phrase BDG has ever said.
@zevspencer-shapiro70295 жыл бұрын
I beg to differ. God has cursed me for my hubris.
@Kaiwala5 жыл бұрын
I stopped the video and liked for that sole reason alone. I don't like Polygon, but holy fuck this man is very good at being hilarious.
@OkamiRose5 жыл бұрын
A quote I will now be stealing as a woman with bodily autonomy. 😏👌
@tparadox885 жыл бұрын
BDG BDE
@alac78755 жыл бұрын
@@zevspencer-shapiro7029 Then beg
@Silverwind87 Жыл бұрын
I just realized how hilarious it is that Artorias is considered an average manager, but his dog Sif is an exceptional manager.
@minaashido51811 ай бұрын
Jon is an average loser but his cat is an exceptional loser
@lud34456 ай бұрын
Sif as any dog is a perpetual emotional con that you know it's there but fall for it anyways. Think about it would you like to be told you're doing overtime by some boring old knight or a wolf with fluffy fur and a sword?
@BookWyrmOnAString6 ай бұрын
@@minaashido518gardfiel?
@Lolbitdrangonmaster6 ай бұрын
My sister's cat is keeping me from thinking about a pun...
@commandertoastcz62564 ай бұрын
Artorias is the guy who just runs of to do his own stuff and then comes back to work like nothing happened.
@sergiocruz1623 жыл бұрын
My title is “Crucified Sun Guardian,” and I must say, I sound RAD as *HELL*
@IsMgb453 жыл бұрын
lucky, I got the crucified aerobics instructor
@ThefifthBishopofGord3 жыл бұрын
My title is “Luminous Golem” and that is a boring title
@sergiocruz1623 жыл бұрын
@@ThefifthBishopofGord Honestly, give yourself some credit, that ain’t half bad
@ThefifthBishopofGord3 жыл бұрын
@@sergiocruz162 okay
@silvercandra42753 жыл бұрын
"Burnt bone Collective" ... give me your bones. I want more pelvises.
@maezelbop5 жыл бұрын
bdg has gone from 90's suburban mom to cool midwestern dad within a single month
@CastafioreOnYoutube5 жыл бұрын
Why is this so accurate...?
@justas4235 жыл бұрын
@@CastafioreOnKZbin because it's true
@syntheticgerbil5 жыл бұрын
You mean '90s.
@Jukajobs5 жыл бұрын
who needs parents when you have bdg looking like both of yours, right? is he planning to adopt us all or something?
@zieellingham72975 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting him to come trotting up, jorts and socked sandals, with a big grin saying something like 'hey there, sport!'
@jmlkinc5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body" - Subscribed.
@meris84865 жыл бұрын
The moustache does look stupid though
@quaternaryyy5 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486 No u
@itstherealbrace64245 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486 You may be right but his videos are stupid too
@themindset41645 жыл бұрын
@@meris8486 uno reverse card
@Joseph_Drew_III5 жыл бұрын
It’s been a long day... since when we began
@charljuliojonnemek26523 жыл бұрын
comrade brian does advocacy for worker co-ops (2019, colorized)
@BarbarianGod Жыл бұрын
and unions! union strong!
@supergingerr3 жыл бұрын
“Which is why I’m including an HR index.” Aldrich Devoured of Gods: *Nervously sweats*
@RTGame5 жыл бұрын
it's so good to see you again you beautiful man
@genericyoutubecommentnumbe19465 жыл бұрын
This is a weird anime crossover
@stephendalton13315 жыл бұрын
Hey dan love your vids almost as much as I love bdg
@meganknapp62265 жыл бұрын
Hi RT!!!!!!!
@morelikegayattorney70995 жыл бұрын
Daniel what's your boss title
@louisgunstone7235 жыл бұрын
Somehow I'm not surprised that you would be watching this.
@nothisiskas5 жыл бұрын
"im not dancing this season." nothing has crushed so much in me so quickly. i am devastated.
@Kenneth_A_H5 жыл бұрын
you know he's lying
@DUHRIZEO5 жыл бұрын
It’s best it was done early because now you have time to heal and love what he’s evolved into. Mr. Hatcher.
@critch75145 жыл бұрын
He ain’t dancing, but he is emoting very physically and violently
@Lotties_handsaw5 жыл бұрын
"I am devastated," thank you, Raymond holt
@Ozzieapologist2 жыл бұрын
It’s a shame that the Ivory King was put in the “good boss-bad guy” list. He used to be an all-around great guy but after that whole Old Chaos business he really let himself go. At least he left management to Alsanna who has plenty of common sense and clearly values the company.
@bluegem85826 күн бұрын
At least he chose to step down, putting the company's importance above his benefiting from leading it
@thepigeonmanlyon71553 жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is that the 5 C's of being a good boss are actually really applicable to real life bosses
@DaveTheVader3 жыл бұрын
Especially the last one
@bugdracula16623 жыл бұрын
@@DaveTheVader you have clearly always been a boss
@megapants4445 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad BDG evolved into Ned Flanders
@toadpa45655 жыл бұрын
Holy shit you're right
@DUHRIZEO5 жыл бұрын
Now that I’ve seen it, it’s clearly the best choice.
@ghostmarquiche33525 жыл бұрын
i hate you
@psyducktective5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking young gomez addams
@pineappletwoface32245 жыл бұрын
There's no way this is even his final form.
@theryanbard5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what I do with my body" is going to be the title of my book.
@th3randomn3rd745 жыл бұрын
Title of your sex tape
@DidntExpect5 жыл бұрын
What sex tape?
@cornbreadloverrr5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something a fat person would say Coming from a fat person
@theryanbard5 жыл бұрын
@@th3randomn3rd74 Well to be fair my book is an erotic thriller
@Jessie_Helms3 жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget at work one time a coworker was trying on a pair of slacks (I’m a wardrobe consultant) and the waist band was too loose. My tailor said, “it’s good in the legs but you’re gaping” and I _LOST IT_ and then had to explain to a 60 year old tailor that someone took the bad guys from a video game, ranked them as managers, and said “under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping.”
@essendossev362 Жыл бұрын
I love the fluidity between the take where Brian still has the wig and moustache in his hand, and then turns to a new shot where he's got a mug held in the exact same position. It almost feels like he magiced the wig and moustache into a mug...
@MegaMGstudios3 ай бұрын
It's so clean I didn't even notice until after reading your comment
@ThyGeep5 жыл бұрын
BDG went from looking like my son to my dad real quick
@VauxhaIIOpel5 жыл бұрын
wait
@Raph5845 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Daddy Gaymer
@saxmaverick4 жыл бұрын
From son, to dad, to daddy?
@Netheraptr4 жыл бұрын
From you’re profile pic I’m assuming neither matter to you.
@Dark0neone4 жыл бұрын
@@Netheraptr or maybe it a fucking joke and you shouldn't be so insufferable, you tool.
@ellathompson60525 жыл бұрын
"You have no say over what I do with my body" PREACH
@elijahlorenzo63635 жыл бұрын
He's looking at Georgia
@alexajay55145 жыл бұрын
that line sounds like every 14 year old girl on tumblr after her first short haircut who thinks she’s a soft boy right now
@reksapluss7165 жыл бұрын
Reminder that a baby's body isn't yours and that killing babies is not a right
@curiousteddie5 жыл бұрын
my sympathies for getting transphobic AND anti-choice replies on your actually good comment dude
@addiereynolds39615 жыл бұрын
@@curiousteddie lmao it's almost impressive
@kaylynmeier38313 жыл бұрын
"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as gaping." Me, a sex worker: 😅
@vi_cesario6 ай бұрын
under one circumstance should you be in a work setting and described as gaping
@quaiddairloom9221 Жыл бұрын
Pat saying "hey yo can I gape in here?" At the end sent me, I didn't hear that the first time I watched
@ILY12734 жыл бұрын
"Spend all day on Reddit and then send one email at 5 and peace out." *Sweats nervously in receptionist.*
@nathan.w054 жыл бұрын
*fuck around on Reddit
@theblackbaron41194 жыл бұрын
Please, don't parasitically invade receptionists and sweat inside their bodies. That's disgusting.
@Nannada12124 жыл бұрын
Kinda a yikes here
@zelg.55514 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbaron4119 What's disgusting is your kinkshaming. He and the receptionist are both (allegedly) concenting adults, they can do whatever they want in their spare time. Yes, even invade each other's bodies with *[redacted]* and sweating up a storm in there through vigorous frictions.
@rynabuns4 жыл бұрын
I do that, it's just that I'm unemployed as well
@rickyrayVig5 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert is incredibly lanky for carrying the entire weight of the game journalism industry.
@twinostrich80455 жыл бұрын
Hey now, don't dis my man Jim Sterling
@schoo92565 жыл бұрын
@@twinostrich8045 that was the response i didnt know i needed.
@twinostrich80455 жыл бұрын
@@schoo9256 You're welcome, I suppose
@treystokes40905 жыл бұрын
have you seen those thighs?
@traviswilliams23484 жыл бұрын
Yhatzee crowshaw wants a word.
@Cheskaz3 ай бұрын
That first 20 or so seconds is the most succinct and perfect dismantling of parasocial relationships and I think it's rad
@cairoraiser9338 Жыл бұрын
Using the BDG method to evaluate my Manager Beth, who got sent to us when our normal manager had to cover a different hotel, but is now not leaving and is our new manager. CV: Beth managed to sort our entire linen closet in about a week using three employees she brought in. Legend. Our hotel is in much better condition since she joined, and she’s balanced job responsibilities better throughout staff. CF: Beth regularly sends our housekeeping group chat reviews about the rooms, both bad and good, asking us to pick up where we lack or congratulating us with doughnuts when we do well. CE: Beth treats us all with equal footing. Just because you’re older or you’ve worked here longer doesn’t mean she’s going to cancel someone else’s holiday for you. Beth works on a first come, first serve basis, and tries to get everyone settled in a fair way. CL: Beth buys us doughnuts and drinks, makes sure we have freezer space, keeps up with our lives and checks in when we’re not doing okay, going as far as to offer help. CRGTTOAMF: I have been harassed at work three times. Beth has sworn up a storm and defended me two of those three times. The third she didn’t know about. Though customers are on a two strike basis, she typically assigns me rooms as FAR as possible away from the room of the customer who harassed me.
@risky_busine553 жыл бұрын
"i'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is iconic and we stan a king who sets boundaries
@featherycoffee14013 жыл бұрын
Stalker WOOO
@ninjabunny1013 жыл бұрын
@@featherycoffee1401 what?
@featherycoffee14013 жыл бұрын
@@ninjabunny101 don't you know what a Stan is? Stan - *St* alker F *an* Comes from an Eminem song from the same name. It's honestly a VERY bad thing that people used to label stalker-ish obsessive creeps but the K pop community and the Mctwt just ran with it and changed its meaning to just super fan. Which is weird, because now we can't pick out bad things people do, and now criticise "stans" and there will always be the counter-argument that "not all stans are bad", which is inherently wrong, like saying not all criminals did illegal things. That's what a Stan is, check out jawsh for pretty much everyone who's not a stans take
@featherycoffee14013 жыл бұрын
@@honkstheclown8631 yeah, that's why I said, the k pop *and* mctwt communities. :)
@ninjabunny1013 жыл бұрын
@@featherycoffee1401 are you calling this commenter a stalker? that’s a bit of a yikes from me, man.
@lungleafinthefifteenthocta68044 жыл бұрын
"If you kill him, you might become him." Didn't realise this is The Santa Clause
@musetangolazorus18754 жыл бұрын
AwesomeKitten K I really like that joke. Like a lot
@weebtrashune89793 жыл бұрын
underrated movie
@pennyw22263 жыл бұрын
*flashbacks to Danny’s song on the movie*
@parist67353 жыл бұрын
Kill him to absorb his power. This is the way of Santa.
@screamsformemes3 жыл бұрын
OMG A FELLOW GREG!!! HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY
@Ebvardh2 жыл бұрын
“He’s the kind of guy who sends you an NSFW link at work and then reports you for clicking on it”. Please tell me that’s never happened.
@gluebottle5683 жыл бұрын
My job title is apparently “Joyless Mistake” which is the most accurate description I have ever received
@aliencafe5 жыл бұрын
'I'm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body' BDG, king of audience/creator boundaries
@isiabet80494 жыл бұрын
Top comments with no replies are depressing. Thank me later.
@thelonelyboner14 жыл бұрын
@@isiabet8049 yeah I agree
@neolexiousneolexian60794 жыл бұрын
@@isiabet8049 I think it's nice. The replies on top comments will almost always be worse than the comment itself, for statistical reasons if nothing else. Seeing no replies is like knowing that everyone appreciates it, and nobody is self-important enough to feel the need to spoil it with their own stupid, entitled opinion. Of course, now I've gone and helped you ruin that, so oops.
@isiabet80494 жыл бұрын
@@neolexiousneolexian6079 idk, to me it sort of feels like you said a joke, but no one but you really laughed? They all cracked a smile but now you feel stupid for doing anything more than that. Idk.
@yaoimafia5 жыл бұрын
Brian: I’m getting mustache surgery Pat: It’s gonna be okay *after the surgery* Brian: **wakes up** where’s pat? Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache?
@loxjvh5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this beautiful head canon.
@thiccboss47805 жыл бұрын
The transplant killed him?!?!?1
@thiccboss47805 жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling me his name is *_Brian Gilbert_*
@alexd75625 жыл бұрын
Thicc Boss no mustache no life
@livingoctopus5 жыл бұрын
Thicc Boss it's Brian David Gilbert, you deserve to know that his name is three first names
@Spectator_lawful_evil Жыл бұрын
3:17 is that an abyssal dragon in your armor or are you just happy to see me
@tangentfox4677 Жыл бұрын
Honestly love that he pushes back against parasocial relationships so strongly in the beginning of this one. I'd forgotten about it, but it's an important thing for a public figure to do.
@katieshead3525 жыл бұрын
“The best boss is you... and all of your dead friends” As an archaeologist specialising in human burial I have never felt more validated. I and my skeletons thank you BDG.
@kaydencox15614 жыл бұрын
... what.
@OliverSachgau5 жыл бұрын
“I’m not dancing this season.” Yeah ok we believe you
@connormawe015 жыл бұрын
Me: Looks at the PowerPoint from the "Perfect Pokemon Rap" presentation. Me: "Yeah... I give him 3 videos."
@pursuedcomic35 жыл бұрын
As of today it’s announced he will break that in his next video, yes they announced this, this isn’t a joke.
@Foxy020165 жыл бұрын
pursuedcomic3 the Zelda cooking video right,
@di.ayaladel38043 жыл бұрын
Ok I believe you
@hansolobutimdead2 жыл бұрын
2:58 "The kind of boss you can chat with at the Estus Cooler" Had to watch this video a couple times to discover that gem
@omegawrack97792 жыл бұрын
I feel like Gael would be a good Boss. He helps you in the end, and tests you to see if you're worthy of taking on the company. Plus, his helper treats him like he's family
@NihilistCoomerLord8 ай бұрын
He ate everyone else in reality
@fukkthisnewupdate88827 ай бұрын
@@NihilistCoomerLordnobody's perfect
@VampireofEmotion5 жыл бұрын
the lack of dance is more distressing than the moustache
@isaacmccarthy45595 жыл бұрын
VampireofEmotion bring back dance!!!
@Faisure5 жыл бұрын
You Mortal FOOLS!! The moustache only gives him power to rule over the Kingdom of Jorts
14:58 "Santiago, Sunken Giant" sounds so accurate and badass it's almost scary
@patterbay5 жыл бұрын
In an interview a month ago, I was asked what qualities I liked in a boss. I answered the five C's (almost) verbatim I have my first job in an office now
@Marispider4 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming CGTTOAMF was the part that forced you to put that "almost" in there. If it wasn't, you have power inside of you and deserved that job anyways.
@EDoyl4 жыл бұрын
SLICES! DICES! BIG OL' CRUNCHERS!
@cinnamonkittamon4 жыл бұрын
What did you actually say for the last C though I'm really curious
@ondrejsaska32014 жыл бұрын
Can just really go to town on a motherflipper
@cinnamonkittamon4 жыл бұрын
@@ondrejsaska3201 Specifically capable of beating the hell out someone who can cause female parents to perform full rotations in the air
@Tribdinosaur5 жыл бұрын
I'm really grateful BDG put the acronyms for his boss criteria at the bottom so I could totally forget what each acronym stands for
@peachabutt5 жыл бұрын
@@Moths05 Just say fucker
@thepan4ever5 жыл бұрын
@@peachabutt no
@peachabutt5 жыл бұрын
@@thepan4ever fucker
@thepan4ever5 жыл бұрын
@@peachabutt *H O W D A R E Y O U*
@YEs69th4205 жыл бұрын
It's such a good touch
@quantummidget2 жыл бұрын
"When has the duke led you astray before?" Brennan Lee Mulligan has broken this trust forever.
@joerobins56492 жыл бұрын
It's funny because the Ivory King is the corrupted form of a guy who was actually incredibly good before circumstances changed, and I feel like that describes more than a few managers.
@natedobson89574 жыл бұрын
"Now you might think you are small, and insignificant, and also dead..." This is the most honest call for working class solidarity I've ever seen.
@FlapJacques5 жыл бұрын
Why does Brian look like he works at Disney circa 1930?
@bernatgarcia63485 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard
@averagejoey20005 жыл бұрын
he doesn't work at Disney. he's Walt
@amberbydreamsart54675 жыл бұрын
I feel like he's about to sell me a used car
@thevoidlord17962 жыл бұрын
After finally completing all of the mainline souls games, I can confidently say: this is pretty funny
@abot40292 жыл бұрын
9:58 this needs art
@11ducksinatrenchcoat763 жыл бұрын
“I fully expect my boss, Tara Long, to put me out of my misery when I stop being useful.” - Brian David Gilbert, 2019 “Then I guess this is your last unraveled.” -Tara Long, 2020
@gunop113 жыл бұрын
He....He was right all along... Brian David Gilbert is a god amongst men and we should always see him as such
@evanmarcus59753 жыл бұрын
I came down here to make this exact comment, but if course someone got there first 😂
@ambertherockjohn44753 жыл бұрын
oh my god
@thegiantegg96723 жыл бұрын
good to know enough people are still rewatching this video to give this comment 1.4k likes
@Rocky-cy5bd3 жыл бұрын
@@gunop11 amongst....
@garbage12465 жыл бұрын
"this is BDG and he has two forms. twink and twunk."
@thekingofthecats420695 жыл бұрын
Thwimp and thwomp
@tape-65 жыл бұрын
R Booth fwimps and fwomps
@molIymawk5 жыл бұрын
R Booth i need you to know this is the funniest reply i’ve ever read on youtube and i’ve been laughing at this on and off for two hours now. thank you so much.
@justas4235 жыл бұрын
TWUNCH
@chriskuveke54063 жыл бұрын
"Knot-ridden grave robber" is perhaps the most vile collection of words, and i will use it religiously
@jacobcolijn41162 жыл бұрын
Jacob the crucified conqueror. That gives me such a good idea for a boss
@spike101iscool5 жыл бұрын
"Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as 'gaping'." - McDonalds Training Manual, 2019
@memequeen77575 жыл бұрын
when he said “i’m not your friend” i really felt that 🤘🏻😔🤘🏻 edit: i’m not saying that it’s a bad thing at all!! this is just a dumb joke! (i definitely think it’s important for ppl to realize they aren’t friends with their favourite creators just because they enjoy their content)
@clovely0005 жыл бұрын
That shit hurted 😢
@RoboJean19945 жыл бұрын
Like a dagger in my heart
@sunnysea245 жыл бұрын
I felt it like a healthy reminder that even though we love his content we are random internet strangers and need to respect his space 🤘😔🤘
@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc5 жыл бұрын
Now I am depression
@unblorbosyourshows96355 жыл бұрын
@@AnaRodriguez-cg1bc Hello Depression! I wanted to talk with you for a long time. I have just one thing to say: Fuck You.
@SomeFreakingCactus2 жыл бұрын
“Under no circumstances should you be in a work setting and described as “gaping”.
@Squatchy5482 жыл бұрын
I swear they put the ads in at the ✨perfect✨ moment to show the peak of insanity
@EpicGamer-kw9cm5 жыл бұрын
a wise man once said "Comedy Gold usually comes from people on the brink of psychosis" and i think hes right
@taakotuesdays5 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Muhly that explains polygon, mbmbam, and John Mulaney. Excellent work
@ProfXander2 ай бұрын
"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what i do with my body" is one of my go to lines when someone tries to give me advice
@PerpetuallyDaydreamingАй бұрын
I'm aware that I'm YEARS behind in consuming this video, but my boss name is "Holy Archdemon," and that's simply the coolest name I've ever gotten in one of these generators
@mariojumpman96385 жыл бұрын
BDG: *says violation* Me: *Has an OSHA flashback*
@SpiralSine65 жыл бұрын
Having PTSD flashbacks without a proper on-site coping mechanism. *that’s* a violation!
@thevoidlord17965 жыл бұрын
@@SpiralSine6 VIOLATION! VIOLATION! VIOLATION!
@guytorie5 жыл бұрын
The wig and mustache gag was perfect and I am in love with that joke romantically.
@Ajehy2 жыл бұрын
“Gaping with surprise as Steve unveiled the new prototype.” Booyeah!
@Ajehy2 жыл бұрын
Also, I’m Ajehy, the Torturer Sun Guardian… basically Smough 😝
@kameronrobison49823 жыл бұрын
My boss name is rotting throne watcher, which sounds like the assistant manager that has been working longer than the manager themself.
@sksp63355 жыл бұрын
I'm just scared about how that wig turned into a cup.
@fernando471805 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't notice he didn't have a cup at first
@PandaXs15 жыл бұрын
I mean he does say the world of dark souls is frightening and murky when it happens
@kittenpower90175 жыл бұрын
His dad powers activating
@R0S3inC0NCR33T4 жыл бұрын
my boss title generator name was "knot-ridden dragonrider", which just makes me sound like a furry
@ihinx42724 жыл бұрын
Mine was burnt orphan
@lukefrancois61734 жыл бұрын
I'm "forsaken mistake"
@gunthereinritterdesheilige84364 жыл бұрын
Joyless archivist is mine, though i think the joyless is a given
@lemonhead15714 жыл бұрын
@@gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 Gunther, The Archivist
@lemonhead15714 жыл бұрын
Damn, you right. That sucks, sorry man. I have either Luminous Beast or Forsaken Beast and I don't know which sounds better.
@cabbageman23863 жыл бұрын
2:38 best theme on google slides no doubt
@lordofthe6string2 ай бұрын
I was 'Knot-ridden Child" which sounds less like a dark souls boss and more like my first day at school after the 'mitten incident'.
@quinnsinclair70283 жыл бұрын
"Do it for the duke." Brian's attraction to Duke Mirage continues.
@saber1epee0 Жыл бұрын
That's re-Duke-u-lous. Duke you want to try again?
@Lolbitdrangonmaster6 ай бұрын
Duke.
@notgoingtokillyou_3 жыл бұрын
The fact that my dark souls boss name is Jimmy the Joyless Orphan ironically brings be so much joy, as I can just imagine you walking up to the orphanage not expecting a boss battle but little jimmy is lookin real joyless today and he just starts swinging at you. Fighting him isn’t very hard, the main challenge is just dealing with the moral repercussions of killing a sad, small orphan in order to progress through the game.
@Zeelu053 жыл бұрын
Same vibe as Sif
@vmvarga22303 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm joyless orphan too and believe me, I will revive you
@Yetiii233 жыл бұрын
im the accursed mistake LOL
@medallion28362 жыл бұрын
Listen, if the orphan didn't want to be drop-kicked into the next life, they shouldn't have challenged the guy with a sword in armor. They started the fight, and I'll fuckin end it.
@lowlyworm85102 жыл бұрын
im joyless aerobics instructor. even in dark souls im the normalest one there
@kirstenc4279 Жыл бұрын
I arrived to the party late and didn’t realize there was any my stash controversy. Yes Brian, I don’t actually know you, so do whatever makes you happy.
@Lonely_Moth Жыл бұрын
Dude, your videos are really fun. Also, "Alexandra the Rotting Magistrate" sounds badass, and I will proudly call myself that on the internet from now on.
@sadgirlhours40885 жыл бұрын
"No dancing this season" Lads, I wasnt having a very good day, and that isnt making it better
@RoboJay-jq3cu5 жыл бұрын
"Joyless Mistake" I thought this was supposed to give me my Dark Souls Boss name, not my actual nickname.
@zacheray4 жыл бұрын
omg i saw that matchup and felt instantly bad for anyone who got it
@TheBoarKing14 жыл бұрын
At least yours makes sense, I’m the crucified grave robber,
@toastycafe4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Oh dear. I do feel bad for you. My nickname is the knot-ridden mistake and I don’t know what knot-ridden means.
@budingiesy04 жыл бұрын
Mines not so bad, odorous throne watcher
@rhymeswithmoose2284 жыл бұрын
Mutilated Serpent Spawn I have no opinion
@DomyTheMad4209 ай бұрын
"constantly works from home and ends all his emails with 'send from my hottub'. " ngl, that is a mood. that is a vision. that is a GOAL.
@AltiumYT Жыл бұрын
My Dark Souls boss name would be "Nightborne Mistake", which makes perfect sense as I was actually born at 3 AM
@realdingo36015 жыл бұрын
Ned Flanders talks about Dark Souls for 15 minutes
@TeddieSage19875 жыл бұрын
Diddlydoo.
@dumbkoffcrow9745 жыл бұрын
Prepare for ReNeducation by HR
@chickenskink14 жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about Pat's phenomenal joke of "Yo, can I gape in here?"
@rachelrachel91523 жыл бұрын
Everything pat says or does adds ten years to my life
@fuckwit1073 жыл бұрын
@@rachelrachel9152 talk about a woke bae
@LegendaryDarkKnight602 Жыл бұрын
He fucked me up when he said "They're nude from the waist up, and nude from the waist down.
@TheGIJew. Жыл бұрын
@@fuckwit107 "it's a horrible line i'm sorry for writing it"
@cpt.cranium5471 Жыл бұрын
Forsaken Sun Guardian just sounds like Sephiroth exaggerating on his resume
@LexIconLS2 жыл бұрын
Love that the Rotten is the best boss for once hahah.
@ashsweet5 жыл бұрын
The moustache reveal... top ten anime betrayals But for real it’s a look. 10/10
@sydnickiB5 жыл бұрын
I was convinced that BDG had a fake mustache on under his fake mustache And I’m still not entirely convinced that it’s real
@jcs63875 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just a mustache that he drew on himself with a marker.
@tpk57035 жыл бұрын
Watch the video he put up on his personal page about making Jorts. The mustach is real, and it's hysterical
@VauxhaIIOpel5 жыл бұрын
should I put this on r/wooosh?
@grzeg_5 жыл бұрын
Borys Barski what the fuck where is the wooosh
@grzeg_5 жыл бұрын
Borys Barski don’t be so obsesive about r/wooosh post only funny situations, also there is no wooosh
@knoxgordon9859 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not your friend and you have no say over what I do with my body" is the mood I've been in the past few years.
@Netophile Жыл бұрын
"The Joyless throne watcher." A man who has crawled his way to the top, but realizes all that he has left behind and the means to get where he has gotten has left him hollow...
@Alex-cg9dy5 жыл бұрын
I feel like _Great Grey Wolf Sif_ has the same energy as _Hyena w/ gun_
@Joyce-xi1di4 жыл бұрын
Or just straight up wolf link
@thegreatmajora50894 жыл бұрын
That grey wolf can *get it*
@ColderDay4 жыл бұрын
a rougher Okami Amaterasu
@cockodemon74434 жыл бұрын
Great Grey Wolf Sif is Hyena with a gun's dad
@patrickbutbored49934 жыл бұрын
No it is POKÉMON
@errantweeb22345 жыл бұрын
I may not be a fan of the moustache personally, but the utter savagery with which that intro was delivered makes me not give a damn. Keep doing what you do, Brian. -James, the Burnt Conqueror
@MagizardInternet5 жыл бұрын
He went from instagrammable nerd to that teacher that's so smart it's cute.
@scylla17725 жыл бұрын
#Conquerorsquad unite
@bingobongo28085 жыл бұрын
Couldnt have said it better myself James
@ShootingStarNeo5 жыл бұрын
-James, the Burnt Conqueror Sent from my hot tub
@yorkshire_tea_innit80973 жыл бұрын
The four kings are more like the bosses in Office Space. When the main character doesnt hand in his TPS reports and they come in one after another asking the same question and you give each one the same reply.
@andrewjustice2102 жыл бұрын
Joyless Golum? One has never known the truth to be so sharp as the sword but also the tongue
@Superellysan4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not dancing this season" Proceeds to dance in every other episode this season
@BeccaMoses4 жыл бұрын
proceeds to invent ska this season
@ezekielmartin43234 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to skank harder than he's ever skanked in his life in this season.
@halkywalky5 жыл бұрын
He comes in two forms. TWINK AND TWUNK
@jamie_mkv5 жыл бұрын
um, BDG is a twank xx
@fateofthekid90915 жыл бұрын
Big otter vibes
@LacerationGravity5 жыл бұрын
a twunk is not determined by body hair but by noticeable muscle mass. I am an expert in gay trust me
@officialprozac5 жыл бұрын
I strongly believe we in the comment section would all greatly benefit from you deleting all your social media
@nicolassagrillo14425 жыл бұрын
twear
@adamnotes58303 жыл бұрын
“Adam, the Nightborne Orphan” Is oddly prophetic
@leablade3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm wayyy too late to this video but that little flourish in the music at 1:06 goes OFF
@TSMaster3 жыл бұрын
What
@unicorntsukinc54955 жыл бұрын
Bdg : I wont dance this season Bdg, 2 minutes later: clapping and dancing while talking about the 5 c's
@venal59125 жыл бұрын
The mustache was ok. Saying that he's not my friend is tough, but understandable. But no dancing this season is unacceptable Brian. Also I'm a crucified deacon what
@dajosh420698 ай бұрын
This was one of the greatest series's on KZbin. So sad it's over.
@ciferlu2543 жыл бұрын
I'm the Sunken Pallbearer, so I'm imagining a swamp creature carrying and protecting the coffin of a deceased loved one
@phoenixanimation56524 жыл бұрын
Just something that makes it easier to remember the 5 Cs: Cv = clear vision Cf = consistent feedback Ce = cherishes employees Cl = compassionate leadership Cgttoamf = can go to town on a mother fucker
@penbailey96773 жыл бұрын
oh we love this
@vraolet3 жыл бұрын
His management acronyms are so realistic no one can remember them, just like the real ones.
@michaelhughes87843 жыл бұрын
Saw this at 999 and just had to put you over the top
@parist67353 жыл бұрын
CGTTOAK = Can Go To Town On A Karen
@gannongarfin16343 жыл бұрын
yes
@treblecleffa75945 жыл бұрын
Never in my life have I touched a Dark Souls game but you best believe I watched this whole damn video for this wonderfully mustache-d man.
@bigrat21255 жыл бұрын
TrebleCleffa what exactly are you waiting for?
@ptownspazz75875 жыл бұрын
Same
@ASquared5442 жыл бұрын
7:24 You sure are making assumptions about his title
@satsujin-shathewitchkingof61852 ай бұрын
"Crucified serpent spawn" So I'm snake Jesus?
@xxblueeyesxx5224 жыл бұрын
As a 5’11” individual named joy, my name of joyless giant gives me great satisfaction
@mango-ju4go4 жыл бұрын
my name is joyless graverobber
@Vlugazoide4 жыл бұрын
LOL, that's awesome
@christopherstiles81924 жыл бұрын
@@mango-ju4go mine is Sunken Blacksmith
@maoh01834 жыл бұрын
@@christopherstiles8192 I got gallant mistake... -__-