I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster | Unraveled

Castlevania's bestiary is terrifyingly large. In this Unraveled, Brian David Gilbert tries, multiple times, to understand the monstrosity of Dracula's domain, and ends up with something strangely hot.
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[@megslug]

this really is just a 15min long video of bdg exposing his kinks to the world huh

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

After griffin's vore kink I think most of us are numb to it

[@juwebles4352]

Hyena with gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sapphire4310]

looks like he loves muscly dudes

[@rainarain_2470]

@@juwebles4352 ppp0

[@garrettbates9124]

As well as showing how bisexual he is

[@jitespol1795]

They come from real mythology. *10 minutes later* Hyena With Gun.

[@ianbyrne465]

That’s my mythology

[@arandompieceofinternettras6461]

Ian Byrne *religion

[@edo7ensei390]

That hyena can GET IT

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

What, you never heard of the legendary Big Bang Hyena of Saskatoon? Read a book, bruh!

[@fickminne]

The hyenamonsters are part of the Were monsters.. And those exist in several folklores around the globe..

[@jodyjansa3207]

“I’m going to throw myself into the sea” “Who chooses to be born? … who chooses?” I don’t think BDG was okay 😂

[@allinairhanson6886]

if you ever thought he was okay then you haven't watched a single one of his videos "unraveled" is less about the media being unraveled and more about BDG being untraveled.

[@ExtraVictory]

@@allinairhanson6886 you don't have to insult the guy, I'm sure he's traveled plenty

[@Stardust20741]

“I don’t need any more req to be afraid of myself in the mirror. 5:40

[@TheBurkissWay]

Fun fact: outside of BDG's Brendan Fraser joke, mummies do have a strong history in sexiness. Many of the earliest mummy novels were about male Egyptologists reviving the spirits of sexy Egyptian queens. In some respects, the mummy as resurrected exotic temptress was the more prevalent trope until Universal made the Boris Karloff movie in 1932.

[@lokiawriter8077]

how fascinating!

[@brianstryker4536]

Are you saying Karloff WASNT a sexy temptress?!

[@hehe-dl3pr]

well i mean Rami Malek in Night at the Museum???

[@user-iy7ju3vf9n]

Can you recommend some?

[@justrusty8399]

As they should

[@fidget0227]

Brian saying “Anything unique can be sexy” is a lack of self-awareness of his own entire existence it’s adorable

[@Draukagrissah]

*Adorkable

[@chasedalton6579]

I can't tell if you're arguing that BDG isn't sexy or if you're saying he doesn't know he's sexy but either way you're very wrong.

[@buddyboog6661]

Anyone that I talk to does not understand the pure adoration I feel for this man, he is pure perfection and I will scream about it from the rooftops

[@user-oy6hk1gn7l]

@@buddyboog6661 He is the soul reason that I now have a thing for moustaches

[@andrewoxford1322]

@@chasedalton6579 wait, so he knows he's sexy??

[@charlie6658]

“...they come from real mythology and folklore” ah yes, my favorite mythological creature, Hyena With Gun

[@loginyes3745]

Have you not heard the legend of hyena with gun

[@smugumin3448]

I mean, have you ever seen a hyena with a gun in real life?

[@loginyes3745]

@@smugumin3448 yes, and it was very nice.

[@darroth42]

That's some texas-ass folklore right there, my friend.

[@aarondawal9037]

Maybe it's just a furry with a rifle

[@SamanthaLaurier]

But I WANT the hour-long lecture on mythology

[@SamJ.J.]

I've definitely watched hour long videos on less interesting topics.

[@reidroche267]

I want it so bad

[@genericname2747]

Brian please, we're all nerds here

[@henrygrey7857]

No you dont

[@icicubesgaming2876]

Pleaaaase!!!

[@vicentefernandez9084]

People rave about BDG's "natural hotness", but ain't nothing misterious about it. The man knows how to properly use the word "myriad". I would marry this man in a second.

[@ChadKakashi]

Clearly we define hotness differently.

[@vicentefernandez9084]

@@ChadKakashi Clearly, Chad, clearly we do.

[@jaquelynbuechler1267]

Myriad, nice

[@heatherrockwell9012]

Are you Heather Chandler...?

[@ControleDois]

1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

[@paulofigado]

Você por aqui?

[@brug6110]

Ill cry if he does and if he doesnt

[@FlorescentInk]

1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

[@chago5624]

Y E S

[@IchiHishi]

Peraí, Controle Dois. Vá devaaaaaaar, homi... uauahuhuahuah

[@disabster]

"If someone comes up to me and introduces themself to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off." -Brian David Gillbert

[@charlieannwexler8441]

Honestly mood

[@MrFlip2247]

I hope someone meets him at a con and does this

[@mushroom5606]

me

[@mrvaporiz]

This was a mood

[@joeyfromschool]

Safety Fan a Bureaucratic Wunderkind, The Lewd Improvisation-Man, Brian David Gilbert

[@Silverwind87]

"Alucard is Dracula backwards, he calls himself Alucard because he's the opposite of Dracula" is the Castlevanian pledge of allegiance.

[@leviathxns]

I've seen this video probably 6 times and every time I forget what the scientifically proven top sexiest monster is It's like the Halo video, it leaves my brain as soon as I watch it Still love it tho

[@joshuapama7371]

"man beast comes in two forms: _twink_ and _twUNK"_ IM SCRREAMinG

[@havocspiral]

im just hoshin.u _twuNK_

[@settixfire4592]

I literally read this comment as he was saying this(Yes I am a year in the future, no it is not going well)

[@jameswilcox511]

I looked away for a few moments at that point so was Googling 'castlevania twink and twunk' before I realized that... there was no possible way that was the actual name of the monsters...

[@morganward2361]

Every time I watch one of these videos I can only think about “that polygon twink has gotten too powerful”

[@addsend]

Omg yes

[@guwon1864]

twink man has become powerful

[@Flowtail]

i disrespectfully disagree, Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Wunderkin, can never be too powerful

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

run whïle you still can

[@heliveruscalion9124]

@@Flowtail Beurocratic Wunderkind*

[@Jeevesie1988]

I love that after several years I can watch this again and find new joyous moments, like Brian almost cracking up when he says "Twink and Twunk" but the camera cutting JUST in time.

[@countcain]

He was just way too proud of that line 😂

[@bees4106]

5:45

[@spillfish4327]

It’s been 4 years and “that hyena can GET it” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@gabrielblanchard3921]

There are other parts I laugh a lot harder at, but the raw power of saying "In the Japanese version, he's called 'Soccer Boy!'" and then giving *no follow-up explanation whatsoever* is probably the thing I admire most here

[@detectivesky6123]

do you want context, because i can give context-

[@pinkusdean1178]

@@detectivesky6123 yes please!

[@detectivesky6123]

@@pinkusdean1178 Yorick kicks around its severed skull like a soccer ball

[@jannickesselink3912]

@@detectivesky6123 huh.... i liked just soccer boy more

[@juliereno4873]

There was also a famous Japanese racehorse in the 80s named Soccer Boy; maybe that has something to do with it?

[@elid6577]

“i really do think we should include hyena with gun.” this is the funniest sentence i have ever heard

[@redshepherd32]

"I'm not naming my son nairb" is a close second for me

[@cornerficus4513]

Hyena with gun, nairb, and just being reminded of the skyrim episode are worth watching this video alone

[@jennyinutil2018]

Also "that hyena can GET IT"

[@Snorkyuu]

Time stamp PLEASE

[@sand__witch]

@@Snorkyuu 12:05 for hyena with gun and 11:34 for Nairb. BONUS: 5:46 for twink and twunk.

[@likeapro4242]

I feel like the suggestion of picking the hottest character was less of a reasonable suggestion and more of a panicked idea so that Brian wouldn’t jump into the ocean

[@rhinopoley]

“Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks” This sounds like a weirdly themed self-help audiobook

[@Pomudachi]

*I WANT THAT HOUR LONG MYTHOLOGY LECTURE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!*

[@twentyonealiens2910]

LETS START A PETITION

[@jodah_eternal]

You have my signature

[@ohno2462]

... mine too...

[@inskeeprulerable]

Same here.

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

I’d sign that

[@heathenpotato]

“...born from the ground where hanged men bleed” honestly sounds like a Hozier lyric, which is further proof that Alura Une is, in fact, the sexiest Castlevania monster.

[@idontneedaname318]

Absolutely a Hozier lyric

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

Absolutely a Lust Flower that needs to *Consume Human Flesh*

[@insanitygaming1526]

Incorrect we all know it to be hyena with a gun

[@emilysmith2965]

If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece… every Sunday’s getting more bleak, from the ground where hanged men bleed…. TAKE ME TO CHURCH

[@nickcariglio8228]

It also works as part of a fresh prince of theme song parody.

[@SamanthaLaurier]

The Ukoback is literally just "I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"

[@GreatFernicus]

And the answer is YES

[@abigail4569]

Me facing the smallest of challenges every day: "I am going to throw myself into the sea" (1:10)

[@thebettertee]

b r e a d

[@EmIdc]

5:46 “man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk” so you with and without a mustache

[@insertcheesypunhere]

um twink and daddy

[@soullesstomato1669]

which one is twink and which one is twunk

[@EmIdc]

@@soullesstomato1669 twink is without stache

[@mayochupenjoyer]

I DIED at that

[@Silverwind87]

Twunk Brian is the sleazy bed salesman BDG from the buy my bed video.

[@gregorychizhikov5587]

Alternative title: Brian talks about his fetishes for fifteen minutes straight

[@eiaboca1]

Who knew he was a feeder?

[@sweesbees]

he’s not into toilet stuff though

[@TheZanzibarMan]

We could have had an hour of this...

[@Brainwashed101]

@@eiaboca1 I guess I have to watch it, since the "Bone Dragon" thing led me to think he was somehow pro-ana

[@elijahdage5523]

1. Bones 2. Lizards 3. Names 4. Candles 5. Mushroom

[@mandalorianmanic9525]

Coming back here after a few years and still haunted by the chaos that was Markiplier's Smash/Pass of the Pokedex, and suddenly I want Mark to do the same to the Castlevania bestiary...

[@straebaseborn983]

Polygon please, after watching Brian's final video with you, my fervent desire for the full lecture has only been stoked by Brian's adorkable snippet of the full Castlevania video. As a mythology enthusiast, the concept of hearing Brian David Gilbert calmly and snarkily discuss the origins of these creatures intrigues me. I beseech you to edit and release the full breakdown, as you would not even require new footage. Sincerely, A fan

[@abigbagofskittles9023]

Discard all of the monsters. You, Brian, are the sexiest

[@jcs6387]

And make no mistake, Brian is, in fact, a sex monster.

[@GoodVibes-nn6gb]

Ezra Lynch Ah Yes, im gay for that

[@camit5153]

Ezra Lynch This is the truth.

[@melodyfuri1004]

But hes to unique so he doesnt fit the criteria

[@aneggsandwich]

He can GET IT

[@catriziacat1756]

While I do trust him... I love mythology and facts and I want to see that hour long video

[@mikehenderson7907]

I thought the same with the 8 hour Pokérap video...

[@wmskemdke]

same

[@tinseltina]

at the very least its something to play in the background while doing something else

[@kasparschwandt453]

YES PLEASE

[@fireycircus]

Me too

[@inferno7892]

"Castlevania: Minuet of difficult talks with your father" "Aw dude I love that one!"

[@millie6621]

Love how one of the monsters we're 'considering' dating is literally called the "Twink variety"

[@josephkilker6154]

"The man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk"

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

All the best man beasts are twinks and twunks.

[@josephkilker6154]

@@benjamingreenwood7370 all man beasts are the best man beasts

[@bowlofpasta8846]

Brian Gilbert comes in two forms, twink and twunk

[@NathanATaylor]

He is always twink untill ots time to twunk 😂😂😂

[@petermarsella6537]

Did you know that the twunks have twinks? And the thwomps have thwimps?

[@beanstalk7426]

Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land). 1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise. 2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form. 3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense. I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video. Your lowly subscriber, Jack P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.

[@snugglyhedgehog]

Jack Brady good luck jack

[@taakotuesdays]

Brian he has The Number. Brian give him what he wants. He has The Number Brian you don’t want to be responsible for the Pink One’s wrath

[@Cat-de2xc]

This is the best comment I've seen under these videos so far

[@spottedpelt1256]

i would ask game theory, since brian doesnt so much calculate as he does make like, videos that focus more on like literature as opposed to math

[@folks3864]

We wish you luck, jack.

[@Zen_rebel]

I’d love to think that this video inspired Brian to make his Halloween covers; you cannot tell me this video didn’t prepare him for the truly genius lyricism that is “Whether you’re a banshee or whether you’re a banshee” lmao

[@seth-tanner]

Honestly think it would have been hilarious for them to release an April Fool’s video that claimed to be the hour long mythology lecture but was just 62 minutes of literal nothing.

[@aangsstaff4174]

Please do most to least edible Pokémon you don’t even have to include ghost and poison type Pokémon

[@davidmorgan758]

Semaj Patterson I hope he does this so much. Tbh I just need to know if I can eat Mr. Mime

[@aangsstaff4174]

David Morgan exactly

[@livingoctopus]

David Morgan I can and if not my desire to live will allow me to succeed

[@Qwertyuiop-lg7ko]

We eat Jellyfish and Fugu

[@jvbon646]

Top 5 would be Vanillite, Vanillish, Vaniluxe, Swirlix and Slurpuff

[@sapphiremaplehayden884]

WE 👏DESERVE 👏A 👏HR👏 LONG 👏SO👏 CALLED👏 "HORRIBLE BORING"👏 VIDEO

[@KageNekoSamax]

We need that footage now!

[@toaster4193]

@@theartistformidablyknownas3807 please speak basic english

[@jjef8706]

@@toaster4193 what happened hete

[@jjef8706]

Here

[@toaster4193]

@@theartistformidablyknownas3807 "You annoying me delete" does not sound like english my man. What even was the context here?

[@hyenagamer200]

he excluded werewolves because if he did it would have been an instant #1

[@Orangekid65]

10:58 Maybe if it fucked Patrick he would change his mind.

[@admiralofcuteness]

Hey, don't ditch the necromancers! They've literally got romance in their name!

[@lackofcreativity4829]

Ah yes the nec romance is legendary

[@999murimdumplings]

Barry "the lover" Bluejeans is a necromancer and he deserves better than this

[@TheDonutMan3000]

Gimme that *_necc_*

[@temporaltoast9692]

Necro romance! *Call the police!*

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

"necro" "mancers"?? more like "neck" "romancers". don't kink shame them! they just like hickeys

[@Feltorum]

My title is: “Overture of Anxiety” My sibling’s title is: “Sonata of Depression”

[@emeryjem]

I'm overture of depression 🤣🤣🤣

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

Hey all, "recitative of difficult talks with your father" here!

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Funky, also Overture of Anxiety!

[@RCSDominoToppling]

Minuet of Sadness. It's a little too accurate and I feel personally attacked, lol.

[@shreyanshkumar8680]

I'm Jazz solo of Anxiety xD

[@benjaminacuna8013]

This man can talk about anything this level of charisma is next level

[@zuke3438]

Castlevania: Congregation of Anxiety Sounds about right

[@MiniMii550]

Hey Brian, now that we're in quarantine and people are losing their minds with nothing to do, how about you reconsider uploading that hour long Castlevania video about all the monsters?

[@Albatross0913]

i really really want that. in brian's own words, "we could all use a distraction sometimes"

[@lexplays7464]

Yes please

[@toster387]

this ages poorly lmao

[@manicfreeman8861]

@@toster387 I came back here to see if anyone would say that lol

[@lokosoko]

oh nooooooooo

[@aidansilber2028]

If I ever meet Brian in real life I'm gonna say "Hey I'm Duke Mirage."

[@timothyscott8430]

DO IT COWARD

[@Margar02]

I gave this comment its 1,000th like

[@chrystletebo3248]

You’re really funny and all the work you do to make these videos is worth it. Everyday that i watch your videos is a great day.

[@arrowpride5468]

Oh to be Brian, free of the understanding that trolls need to be on the "already fetishized" list.

[@elennacruz9697]

Local man explains pansexuality (2018), colorized

[@MiseFreisin]

Elenna Cruz bad bot

[@elennacruz9697]

@@MiseFreisin Thanks for reminding me that I have 320 likes

[@seleenshadowpaw3012]

i think with most castlevania monsters you need to delve into omnisexuality, pan doesn't cover half of it :_D

[@seleenshadowpaw3012]

​@@burgers4alvn393 it is though, and clearly defined by psychology, sociology and, idk, the hundreds of thousands of people identifying as it. Good for you to have an opinion, but 'because i think it should be like that' never was a convincing argument. Also, omnisexuality is something entirely different as well and describes a general objectivity and openeness to all kinds of sexualities, genders and paraphilias. It was a joke because of all the furries, animals and zombies in the list. Whooossshhh. And not to blow your neatly categorized and readily comprehensible mind, but theres also stuff like Demisexual, which as pansexual, is completely indifferent to actual gender and biological sex, but instead of potentially considering everyone, potentially considers no one except people with very specific criteria, be it physical, behavioural or even something as simple as a large portion of overlapping kinks and fetishes. It's great that you think you have the whole thing worked out, and for yourself that may be, but things like that keep evolving, exponentially quickly in our day and age. And if you prefer your neatly binary view with bisexuality shoved somewhere in the middle, do that, but spare yourself the humiliation by publicly preaching it and trying to convince people otherwise by basically just repeating "Because i feel that way"

[@quynhpham7549]

Lmao

[@bigbadblob]

Now do which Kirby enemy would taste the best.

[@AllisonIsLivid]

Oh HECK!

[@juneguts]

wOAH

[@whoisspark3281]

there are more kirby enemies than castlevania enemies it would take a month to do

[@AllisonIsLivid]

Not if you cut out the ones that don't taste good.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

This is genius.

[@beatrizklotz8183]

Years later, BDG unraveled videos are the videos i go tl when i just need somethig to chill to or a fun video to fall asleep I know every word and joke, but i still laugh at them. They're just comfort food videos like that

[@TheDMJoel]

The people deserve the hour long cut. Give us what we need

[@OkamiSykan]

Probably gonna get lost in the comments, but I wanted to show appreciation for the fact that Brian pronounced "Chile", "Mapuche" and "Chon Chon" correctly and represented them really well what with their metamorphosed head leaving their body behind as they fly. As a Chilean, I love both the inclusion and the fact that he didn't call it Chilly or Chili or made a joke along those lines (which I have had to endure a fair amount of sadly).

[@guyperson650]

Wait, is it soft "e"? Chilly would be soft e and I'm not sure how chilli would sound but I assume the correct way is like chil "eh" otherwise known as soft e

[@veggiebr0th]

@@guyperson650 yeah itd be something like chi-leh

[@aegis_9690]

me siento completamente igual y estoy terriblemente feliz de que siquiera haya investigado BDG te amo

[@anonym3]

As a german I can say that his Alraune was... OK. Not good but really bad.

[@lilacgrace6025]

@Adam Filinovich I feel like many English speakers would rather respect the correct pronunciation of a word then see it as pretentious

[@bcbc6335]

I’m sorry, but learning that I am “Castlevania: Waltz of Anxiety” feels like personal attack. Accurate, but still painful

[@greensun0008]

mood, mine was jazz solo of angst

[@chimneybill9651]

I am a ‘Minuet of Apprehension’ forevermore.

[@Morzansdaughter]

My sister's is "Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Angst" and it's pretty accurate... Mine is "Waltz of Angst" and I feel your pain

[@gregochego1567]

I am *Castlevania Jazz Solo of Frightenment*

[@dacianbuzlea]

Better than "Jazz solo of Sadness"

[@battlnerd2128]

I feel personally attacked by how little you said about the Jiang Shi... Having it do anything you want makes it way more sexy than it is on first glance

[@logantharp8263]

"Congregation of Despair," that's just a Tuesday afternoon.

[@varsitydanni]

I literally know nothing about Castlevania but if BDG is in it YOU KNOW im there

[@paradoxacres1063]

Same.

[@cheshirei]

Same!

[@saxrendell]

literally me lmao

[@ethanlivemere1162]

I mean Yes

[@Armaan8014]

I was just gonna comment that i don't care about Castlevania but I like watching this guy

[@iamclueless6398]

Ah yes, that classic quote. _"Alas, poor Soccer Boy."_

[@RekoTheProducer]

I kicked him well...

[@sydneygoldstein2569]

a man of infinite... goals..?

[@zoetv2170]

I laugh so hard every time I remember this quote

[@fandomfollower5247]

Fuckin 666 likes...

[@thecactuscat01]

I have found my people.

[@comradebusman3]

it's been years brian, I am a mythology nerd and I need to see that hour long video. Also I know you probably won't see this because you no longer work for polygon but I NEED THE VIDEO DAMNIT!

[@chrille8569]

It's almost 2022. No christmas gift would be sweeter than the hour long Gilbert cut

[@yourconscious]

Clearly a siren called to Brian, that's why he threw himself into the sea.

[@Thehipsteremo]

You have the most beautiful yet terrifying profile picture I've ever seen, thank you.

[@ploppyjr2373]

Thehipsteremo it’s just terrifying.

[@Owen.Fallon]

You think he needs a reason to dive into the abyss, the murky blue, the end, the beginning, the sea

[@Silverwind87]

I wonder how she attracted him. My guess is she promised him the secrets of Kirby.

[@mitochondria6247]

@@Silverwind87 No, she just told him she was making the live action Waluigi game.

[@demonprincess5714]

"you should be careful of people who base their personalities around swords" sapphics: 👁️👄👁️

[@rangopistacho6928]

All fire emblem characters: :o

[@sly7598]

“Stay away from this knife pervert” -Brian David Gilbert

[@CaleyWarrior101]

@@rangopistacho6928 I instantly thought of Felix from three houses lol

[@drawnwithlove3499]

And he's goddamn right

[@adrianrandom3448]

its okay sapphics we still love yall

[@poofa4009]

"And finally, mummies. Brendan Fraser. Wasn't the mummy in the film, but he's sexy enough that just by association-" "Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch-" A man of culture, I see

[@GhostoftheSnow271]

Yo like 2 years ago I was spiraling bad on an acid trip but my friend played this video for me and in the moment it was so funny I stopped spiraling and had a good trip. Miss these vids, hope you’re doing well BDG.

[@niccilus7758]

“Man eating plant” Vore people: *hoo bOy*

[@Circ00mspice]

If that's not hot, I don't know what is.

[@Flowerboi145]

@@Circ00mspice thou needeth Jesus

[@sashathegoma7914]

@@Flowerboi145 No. Let them be one with the P L A N T

[@sh0bez]

ÒwÓ

[@tyrant-den884]

Please, true vore connoisseurs (pun) know perfectly well: EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST CAN EAT YOU🤤

[@cattheinternethobo4124]

“Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch.” I feel attacked

[@simona.4673]

SAME THO

[@cattheinternethobo4124]

Sarah A. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WOW OKAY”

[@simona.4673]

@@cattheinternethobo4124 YES AUFNAJNFUANDA HE SAID BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND I JUST "-wait."

[@cattheinternethobo4124]

MUD PIE blueberry crumblesnap

[@theredvelveteer4721]

@@cattheinternethobo4124 indeed, bennydeet cabbagepatch

[@leahl5007]

Kudos to BDG for all this heckin work! To honor him, they need to include a new Sexiest Monster for the next Castlevania that’s called the Unraveled 😚

[@DannyCapM8]

The one hour mythology video seems up my alley ngl

[@byzaurum6677]

BDG: That video was so boring, I think you guys are going to like this one better! People: hum...nah, we're more interested in seeing the 3 hours long lecture video. Bdg: WHY? DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING ME SUFFER? People: *YES*

[@davemarx7856]

BDG : But it will result in my suicide... Me : After you upload the video though?

[@dianag.7328]

Hey, stranger. Uh I just wanted to say you're gay (like Alfred.) K bye. :*

[@byzaurum6677]

@@dianag.7328 YOU'RE DAMN ASS RIGHT I'M GAY LIKE HIM! :D

[@Hannah_Em]

I mean, regarding the "no naming your child your name backwards" thing at 11:31... *laughs in having a name that's a palindrome*

[@dianak8656]

Alright hannaH

[@Hannah_Em]

@@dianak8656 Or Han² for short!

[@nebulousboops4985]

@@Hannah_Em you have won this entire comment section.

[@Hannah_Em]

@@nebulousboops4985 *takes a bow, bonks her forehead on her desk, stumbles around dizzily for a moment before slurring a lightly concussed "Ta Da!"*

[@ToastJelly]

*laughs with you in having a name that’s a palindrome* ... *frowns in being named after a MASH character*

[@hannahmott2703]

"Overture of Despair". Sounds about right

[@thelengendzach7473]

Overture of Dissonance fit together pretty well!

[@3vercent]

"Be thankful that I'm not releasing an hour long video of me basically just lecturing you on mythology." Thankful? Thankful?! I'm really fucking annoyed! That sounds fascinating! I love stuff like that. An hour long of your personality with a mythology lecture? And I CAN'T have that?! How dare you expect me to be thankful?! You've just sucked away 45 minutes of interesting and you want be to be grateful! No sir! I refuse!

[@mattomanx77]

I want the hour long lecture!

[@Coyoteari]

"I do think we need a sexy skeleton" *undertale fandom flashbacks*

[@voicetale]

Yeah, I know *undertale sans drawings*

[@mashgore]

*GLOWING BLUE LONG BALLOON WARNING*

[@mithmoonwalker]

*underlust exists*

[@Marispider]

more like undertail...

[@nix.i]

*Sweats in Sans and Paparyrys*

[@SonnyFRST]

Just a small side note: Dracula named his son Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, Alucard is a name he adopted when first opposed his father.

[@AmphibiousGentleman]

I'm sorry, *Fahrenheit*? Like the thermometer?

[@SonnyFRST]

@@AmphibiousGentleman I think so? < Uses Celcius

[@lemeres2478]

9:57 On one hand, Jiang shi are super stiff (think 50's movie zombie levels), which is a reverse gymnist situation. On the otherhand, they hop everywhere they go because they can't do subtle steps, so they are basically doing constantly jumping jacks. I am sure that does something for someone.

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

WE WANT THE FULL UNCUT HOUR!!! I WILL PAY!!!

[@broodwich206]

should we get a kickstarter going?

[@alexanderh9642]

WHAT DO WE WANT? THE FULL VIDEO! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? HOPEFULLY SOON BUT ALSO WE ARE PREPARED TO WAIT

[@euriherasme]

@@alexanderh9642 NOOOOO, WE WANT IT RIGHT NOW

[@euriherasme]

@@broodwich206 maybe a change.org petition too?

[@euriherasme]

@@alexanderh9642 well, I can wait too.

[@personman7741]

"I really think that we should give a chance to Hyena with Gun" -Brian 2018

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

that hyena can get it!

[@panzerpizazz101]

He’s packin’ heat in more ways than one.

[@Dotexclamationmark]

Jazz solo of Anxiety. Hit the nail on the head with that one

[@mateusrabelo7890]

Before watching the video i wanna say that the Bone Dragon from Curse of Darkness was the only thing that ever scared me on the games

[@demsla]

btw I am genuinely 60% of the way through writing a screenplay based on Brian's throwaway comment that plants should be the next sexy monster

[@Crunchy_Punch]

We do have Poison Ivy though that's as a result of a mutation, and not really a monster.

[@MildExplosion]

Hope your screenplay's making progress!

[@leangreenmememachine5246]

Sounds amazing

[@MildExplosion]

@@leangreenmememachine5246 your username 🤣🤣🤣

[@josealfonso8370]

Nice

[@beano7292]

I.... Castlevania: Impression of Depression

[@madelainewentzel2362]

:O i got that one too

[@alikaci]

August 8th gang gang

[@siragon756]

Not gonna lie, we have a rad Castlevania name

[@marly_goblin_boig4295]

Melody of difficulty talks with your father Why Me

[@brokenchalk1607]

Remind me to come back on the 8th of August to celebrate you guys

[@SpiritFlame122]

Castlevania jazz solo of that feeling when your toes go all numb

[@johnlaremy3592]

I am overture of depression unfortunately, you nailed it

[@unamericano]

12:07 the way he says “Hyena w/gUN” will always get me

[@inksans2930]

Truly a masterpiece

[@lightningcolond]

hyena with GuUu~Nnnnn

[@MycelianNetwork]

I think about this too much

[@saulo4302]

"Hyena with gUuh-en."

[@rachelcantread7001]

Then proceading with "That hyena can *GET* it!"

[@zeyface6366]

"If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong" Photoshopped my face onto that piece of papper and used it on my tinder profile

[@UsagiTime]

Same some people for the rest of us, fam-

[@mr.pancakes6973]

Q how many dates since A yes

[@kevinwillems8720]

Smooth

[@digilici951]

papper

[@zeyface6366]

@@digilici951 Swedish auto correct

[@wildpaws3719]

Jazz solo of a rejection letter from your dream job. thats a dope title

[@sweesbees]

"the tsuchinoko is a snake that's fatter around the middle than its head or tail" "it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol" IT'S ME

[@alexanderthefine]

Im sorry but this radiates the thiccest bisexual vibes i’ve ever witnessed.

[@onionbot2]

Alex Is Bi you’d know

[@ZeFluffyNuphkin]

?

[@let_there_be_dark]

I think he's gay, but as a bi person I can say the vid does have that sort of bi energy

[@alexanderthefine]

Christina most likely bi if anything lgbt+, from what i realised he’s been dating karen for a while now (but tbh its none of my business, the video is just very bi energy)

[@onionbot2]

he’s been dating karen??

[@FanNotANerd]

"You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords." Me, a fencing and HEMA enthusiast: Sweating

[@avacatherine5646]

I know that feeling

[@calcifer6142]

hehe same

[@HimanXK]

It's one thing to build your personality around swords. It's another thing to legitimately know how to use them (as well as being athletic)

[@ehermenegildo827]

Me, a stage combat teacher, dnd player, and avid blade enthusiast: oh nO

[@jaxryz_380]

Elizabeth Hermenegildo we appear to be the same person

[@jackandrews4739]

Impression of Angst sounds like a great Castlevania game

[@Pinkstarclan]

binged Castlevania season 1 and then immediately came here for the tonal whiplash

[@grimtygranule5125]

"The Man Beast comes in two forms; twink and *_TWUNK_*

[@nualahalpin6119]

and thwimps and thwomps and wimps and womps and grindles and spindles and grolls

[@temporalCaster]

2 years later and I still want Brian to lecture me on mythology, and I also still don't understand what he meant when he warned against looking up Rycuda

[@patrickistruck]

i just looked it up and PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IT UP OH GOD

[@silverrust2451]

@@patrickistruck i'm gonna look it up-

[@vallenthedragon8411]

@@silverrust2451 vore. That's it just vore. Yeah, honestly I expected worse. Definitely not good, but I expected worse.

[@silverrust2451]

@@vallenthedragon8411 oh that isn't so bad. at least considering the fanfic i've read

[@bulletmonkeyxp]

@@silverrust2451 i was also curious, and found nothing

[@magicman6908]

rewatching this video made me realize my birthday is one day apart from bdg, by several years most likely, but the calendar day itself is just a day apart!

[@vagueCogitation]

4:33 Obsessed with the way he says Nominon

[@caspianodinsson5084]

I feel personally called out by his "be wary of people who build their personality around swords" as I believe the technical term for my sexuality is "sword gay"

[@sanny8716]

So you're a sword who loves other swords?

[@caspianodinsson5084]

@@sanny8716 ha. very funny.

[@thisisausername9356]

Sword gays are exempt from that warning

[@seasaltsky]

Wtf is a sword gay? I tried Googling for a definition and couldn't find one

[@aceofjacks7071]

@@seasaltsky gay person who likes swords :)

[@wabicajo]

You underestimate the internet's ability to watch three hours of Castlevania

[@whoisspark3281]

just look at a livestream of castlevania they said it wouldn't take 10 hours they said

[@wabicajo]

@@whoisspark3281 I should phrase that better, I would watch three hours of Brian talking about Castlevania

[@ChickenHunter08]

I legit got startled when you said the same game title as I was saying in my head 😂

[@ItsGreenHerring]

Castlevania, Overture of That feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb