Solving the Zelda Timeline in 15 Minutes | Unraveled

[@robingoodfellow8097]

I like to think that somewhere out there, there’s a dad trying to understand what the story of Zelda is so they can connect with their kid, and they clicked on a video titled “Solving the Zelda timeline in 15 minutes”, completely unaware of what is to come

[@janTesika]

Puck!?

[@keganadams9215]

I'm a dad and as for most dad's of young children these days. We grew up with Zelda or were at least teenagers when Majora's mask came out

[@perplexedpegasus7498]

I think it would be the other way around...I was 6 when I played OOT..now I got 3 kids that play BOTW...

[@regann7227]

That would be my dad honestly Hi dad when u stumble here

[@HereComeTheTrainComingBlues]

What's a dad? Never heard of one of those before...

[@hamletbot5136]

Polygon trapped Brian in a conference room with only water and mini party foods for 4 weeks then threw the Monopoly game at him

[@finnkatz]

Ágnes Lévai the fact that polygon itself harted this means its true

[@TheoneandonlyDrops]

Brian freaking out: BUT HOW? HOW DOES IT ALL FIT?! the slot where his daily lunch is slid in opens up, but instead of lunch it's a Monopoly. Finally all is clear

[@j_0anna]

@kevin willems same (hhgttg!!)

[@DewMan001]

@@TheoneandonlyDrops Brian: *rips open box* what? What is this? What does this... Oh my God. Oh god. *Looks up into the light* it all makes sense now. CLARITY! SWEET PERFECT CLARITY!!!

[@gamerobama5283]

Thanks im baby

[@Coyoteari]

"dont ask me to do this again" *accidentally makes arguably the most popular series on polygon now that the mcelroys are gone*

[@SuccuLeaf_VT]

Somewhere off screen, bdg begging Griffin and justin to come save him

[@micklynchcomposer]

@@SuccuLeaf_VT BDG: Guys come back I'm trapped in a loop Justin, dressed in a full wizard costume and sipping a martini: Nah.

[@petermarsella6537]

@@micklynchcomposer a _time loop?_

[@quietsamurai1998]

@@petermarsella6537 A time _Lup?_

[@rosie8304]

@@micklynchcomposer Justin: Nah Justin's good out here

[@snuffy5321]

Honestly as a kid the timeline seemed so simple and coherent to me and I could read off all of it verbatim so I have no idea why it took me 19 years to get diagnosed with autism

[@hansonkerman7286]

this is probably the single best description of neurodivergence i've ever seen

[@unicornmustache9273]

HELP this is so real omg I know like every single line and plot from favorite shows

[@hansonkerman7286]

@@unicornmustache9273 i have memorized every single line in portal 2. and the hyperfixation hasn't even come back for months

[@nicolehafner8616]

Oh

[@grapes4832]

I just turned 19 I’ll update u on my diagnosis sometime this year

[@haliku9705]

I absolutely love the lighting becoming slowly more and more red as Brian becomes more and more unraveled, really adds to the chaotic atmosphere

[@mostlyghostie]

Hali ku I guess that’s why it’s called Unraveled, huh?

[@arthurxmedic]

oh my gods I never noticed

[@danniehopkins6650]

INTENSITY INTENSIFIED

[@Splitcyclewastaken]

"Joseph Gordon Levitt doesn't exist in _any_ timeline."

[@jjef8706]

@@arthurxmedic wait really??

[@isabelr3467]

"He's completed his life's purpose at age 12" All of us who peaked in secondary school felt that

[@Ray-wz8sg]

The story of every pokemon protagonist

[@retrieverstudio]

GOD I felt that

[@BlueToadFan]

i swear finishing secondary scool felt like a game ending but then life continued and its like what no-

[@Silverwind87]

You also used to be a "gifted student"?

[@xronium]

Anil Sezgün getting the true ending and 100%ing the game

[@bananaboatcharlie]

"Over here in Basketball Timeline, we've got Ripened Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love." --God, probably

[@onionbot2]

what do you mean probably? he said it himself at 7:32

[@certifiedcoolguy583]

what do you mean probably

[@onionbot2]

~ahem

[@certifiedcoolguy583]

@@onionbot2 sorry i didnt check the other comments

[@violetdettmer8604]

Wait it’s trip of love??????? I THOUGHT IT WAS TRIPLE VLOVE

[@thevoidlord1796]

What I love about this video is that Brian said on MinnMax that he didn't have a script, he just did this because a higher-up at Vox Media told him to make a video on the Zelda Timeline and he tried to explain that it would suck but he had to do it anyway so he just went with every single piece of Zelda media and rambled for three hours in a studio with Clayton

[@tile_guy]

1.1k likes and no reply’s lolmao

[@thevoidlord1796]

@@tile_guy i swear im not a bot people have just left me out here to die

[@tile_guy]

@@thevoidlord1796 you smell like code ngl

[@thevoidlord1796]

@@tile_guy *looks down at hands* maybe I am a bot

[@smallmann4628]

@@thevoidlord1796 imagine being a bot

[@joshuaashton822]

why is this the funniest god damn thing i've ever seen just... a grown ass man in a three-piece suit getting SO upset over this timeline to the point where he's yelling about monopoly

[@gabejones8112]

Because it _is_ the funniest gol' darn thing

[@theorganizationxiii9765]

just... let it happen

[@Eric-sy1xu]

Also, just let it be known that he is wearing that vest Exactly how you're meant to and it angers me how good he makes it look.

[@ieuanhunt552]

@@Eric-sy1xu I was going to ask how you could wear a vest wrong. Then I realised he is wearing something fancy and people are really weird about it.

[@Eric-sy1xu]

@@ieuanhunt552 Mate I wear stuff like that all the time, the point with a waistcoat is that the "Proper Way" you wear them is having the bottom button undone, and having the thing quite snugly fitted to your form. The bottom button undone is done because if you sit down the fold looks *_way_* better.

[@squaresandstuff6385]

"Don't ask me to do this again." *Polygon proceeds to ask Brian to do this again, 8+ times*

[@faroshscale]

Your profile pic...❤

[@flental6708]

@@faroshscale love the pfp on both you guysss

[@Catffeine_Cafe]

In 8 separate timelines then reconverge them all back into this timeline*

[@emerz3530]

Beaurorcratic Wunderkind: Don't ask me to do this again Polygon: *Fly you fool*

[@mayakirkhouse84]

22 now lol.

[@AthenisOculi]

"Everyone, All the time, Everywhere... and also Sonic" He said this like Sonic was something incorporeal, timeless and out of reach... kinda like a god or something... WAIT A MINUTE

[@liamanderson7082]

Or something that could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!!

[@Jpx0999]

@@liamanderson7082 my god,i loved that video

[@gavinator2730]

Either sonic is god, or could kill god... so yeah he is omniscient and omnipresent id say

[@pedroivog.s.6870]

Now I guess Kirby ate Sonic and took its place

[@J.R8765]

@@liamanderson7082 👍👍

[@Nikapocalypse]

Knowing now that this was 100% just Brian ranting for 3 hours and no script to try and make his boss happy makes it even better.

[@kaiserharry6568]

Where did you hear that?

[@Linlinstellaluna]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eprCdZ2Xhqalnq8 It was in an interview he gave after he decided to leave Polygon. idk where exactly the segment is, but it's a good video.

[@petertrigg9311]

@@Linlinstellaluna Just found it, it's at 21:23 of the video linked by Gabriella

[@Alzoura]

Yeah he made 20k a month by being his own boss

[@TheRambunctious]

@@Alzoura hey I get that reference

[@paige_1265]

me: man i wish polygon was making more longer videos polygon: ok heres brian yelling about legend of zelda for 15 minutes me: oh thank god

[@Drake-wo9ir]

Paige Gedicke, you forgot to add the part about monopoly

[@yayeet5284]

Im so sorry

[@reubenbailey7491]

Also he has an existential crisis about monopoly

[@GoblinLord]

You mean, Oh thank sonic

[@thelordoflore6572]

POV: You are tied up in a chair while a conspiracy theorist explains the entire Zelda timeline while simultaneously stripping.

[@VoidStaresback]

I'm into it.

[@spicy1615]

POV: You're inside BDG's head

[@alexsofia6884]

I thought your comment said POV: you are tied up in a chair while Matt pat from game theory explains the entire Zelda timeline while simultaneously stripping.

[@ferninfestedskulls]

@@alexsofia6884 omg no

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

@@alexsofia6884 oof the mental horror...

[@morgankingsley8711]

I love how the first 3.5 minutes actually seem like a legit attempt to explain everyting, and then it just turns into madness

[@BrookeFryes]

Welcome to unravelred.

[@pallyboy6005]

All of it seemed legit to me. Seems like a *lot* of work to so for a silly little bit /s

[@kimballblack2668]

We go from an actual explanation, to Joseph Gordon Levitt and Time Break.

[@wa6488]

Yes

[@ricky99903]

the lighting also gets progressively more red as the video goes on.

[@ethanbishop6693]

He ends this first one with "don't ask me to do this again" and ends the final one with "now legally you can't ask me to do this again" that's really cool.

[@k2_x376]

Quag

[@Ilsezwarts]

​@@k2_x376 sire

[@pauperprince4353]

@@k2_x376mire

[@bitnev]

There's second one?!

[@ethanbishop6693]

@@bitnev I meant the final unraveled video

[@thoughtsaboutrodger2956]

I like how he gets progressively more disheveled as the timeline gets more complicated.

[@Direultimatum]

Also everything gets progressively more and more red

[@Brisarious]

this series wouldn't work nearly as well if he wasn't so dang good at the "dapper academic turned crazed conspiracy theorist" look.

[@andrewlaporte5477]

He still forgot the jigsaw puzzle. Shhhh......

[@JupiterLight28]

Thoughts About Rodger I was beginning to wonder if this was starting to become a tease. XD

[@duncanurquhart5278]

I was kind of worried (read: hopeful) he would just keep going

[@blckwtrpark3352]

"Reggie, take notes!" Reggie: Retires

[@insertwittynamehere587]

alex belke Reggie makes the power moves

[@syndere6755]

No, no. Reggie just thought "Man, this guy's just figured me out. There's- I- That's it, he's got me read like a book, of which he read several hundred. I'm done!"

[@connorr7951]

I was the 1,000th like

[@Moonbeam143]

Not even his body was ready.

[@nowonmetube]

@@syndere6755 except Reggie has nothing to do with the Zelda lore.

[@lolz9113]

I want a whole movie about brian being an eccentric professor at a british boarding school but he loses his nuts over the zelda timeline and this is the denouement of the film

[@bacht4799]

theo yeah that could be fun..! 😃

[@compassionatecurmudgeon7025]

oooooh you taught me a word! A french word, but still a word! Thanks!

[@sofialaya596]

YES PLEASE

[@nualahalpin6119]

Damn... I had a plan for a career... But looks like I'm going into filmmaking so I can make this real

[@SliversRebuilt]

Yooo my guy out here flexing that vocab! Denouement is one of my favorite words, although unfortunately hard as hell to use in conversation and even if you do pull it off you mostly just sound like a douche 😂

[@cukeumberr]

the line “don’t ask me to do this again” hits different after he revealed that higher-ups in vox forced him to make a video on the zelda timeline and he decided to do his own thing with it

[@sleepy_b0i]

what?

[@merizalderestrepo1773]

Yeah what?

[@theojarboe3966]

same with the "YOU MADE ME USE MONOPOLY"

[@chefcandy4035]

@@cukeumberr Thanks for linking the interview AND skipping to the relevant part of it.

[@wrenwhite8402]

can i have the link to the video?

[@sukanyabarman4909]

I love how quickly the timeline goes from chronological to geographic

[@stuckinmyhead9890]

*HE GOT IT. HE CRACKED THE CODE. THE PEOPLE WHO MADE HYRULE WARRIORS ARE MAKING A PREQUEL TO BREATH IF THE WILDS.*

[@NewCoke7]

Yeah but we found out it’s just another timeline split and not a prequel

[@rhettmitchell]

@@NewCoke7 but it’s still a prequel in its own timeline ✨

[@NewCoke7]

@@rhettmitchell but that timeline has never been a thing until now idiot

[@thecancerian549]

Holyschist

[@sn4pfin]

this man has broken time and space just for hyrule warriors age of calamity lmao

[@swiftlymurmurs]

"Don't ask me to do this again" *Proceeds to become a minor internet celebrity solely based on doing this kinda shit over and over again*

[@Silverwind87]

"Because God has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished."

[@Illestx3]

do fate/stay night please!!

[@swiftlymurmurs]

@@Illestx3 I'm afraid I'm not Brian, bud, and as far as I know, this show is exclusively dedicated to gaming, and not anime

[@tako5018]

@@swiftlymurmurs fate VN can count as a game and FGO exists, thats a game

[@emmanuelpena2228]

@@Illestx3 I know the internet is sadistic, but jesus christ man. Have some mercy

[@whoknows4780]

I’m surprised he didn’t tie the property buying thing into Link’s house at Hateno in BOTW. It’s the first main game where link buys a house. He’s recovering his memory and decides real estate is one of the first things he should invest in before saving Zelda. This makes it a perfect sequel to Monopoly

[@Irisverse]

Greetings from the future when Tears of the Kingdom has come out and there's a whole sidequest involving Link buying a plot of land and designing his own house to put on it.

[@djfrogtime9956]

act one: -full suit -we are introduced to the world and the table is set with the main structure of the timelines act two: -lost the jacket -time break is introduced -problems are more prevalent and numerous -the beginnings of insanity act three: -no tie, vest unbuttoned -fully feral -time break is settled -timeline is completed

[@xdsmile5359]

Step 4 strips naked and talks about monopoly and desyroys timeline

[@metalgearzwei]

Jedi 101 act 5: brian strips off his skin while crying to himself, putting the timeline back together

[@largehippo2408]

i love that you described brian as "feral"

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

Is this the hero's journey?

[@tigerclaw6477]

Act three: Monopoly

[@fridal5218]

You can just feel how he progressively loses it minute by minute, until he finally breaks and starts yelling about Monopoly. The chaotic energy. I love it.

[@riyay9096]

The lights add to it too. It starts off bright and white then ends with chaotic red.

[@adamwysocki6959]

I can’t like this It’s at 420 likes

[@Telerian3]

@@adamwysocki6959 its over 100k now, you can like it

[@DaveRG]

@@Telerian3 damn 100K im blind or what

[@poetrymilk]

the text i sent my wife, explaining why i love this video "I love the Zelda timeline video specifically because he looks like a victorian teenager who was shunted into our time period somehow, and was then subsequently was forced to arrange a timeline for zelda while having monster energy pumped through an IV Drip directly into his bloodstream, and then, once understanding was garnered, he was sent back to his own time period, and we the viewer are the horrified victorian scholar he is explaining this all to"

[@1e1001]

That is a fucking perfect description

[@tired247]

that's about right

[@taakotuesdays]

actually yea that's exactly it

[@asterism343]

A lot of his videos are like that.

[@parist6735]

690th like

[@heaven-clarence]

I can't tell you how many times my partner and I have referenced this video as we play TOTK. Any time there is a timeline thing we haven't figured out yet, we look each other dead in the eye and say "THE TIME BREAK." Truly a work of genius.

[@spudsbuchlaw]

You have no idea how unreasonably happy this makes me Tell them a comment came to them from T H E T I M E B R E A K

[@randomaspiringphotographer509]

This is just a really complicated strip tease that makes you question what you’re doing with your life

[@deathwizxx]

I aspire to a place where I can talk nerdy to people while stripping. Thats the fucking dream.

[@Marekki2202]

It‘s not hard to make me do question my life tho.

[@randomaspiringphotographer509]

Holy crap I have 1k likes. Thats unexpected

[@randomaspiringphotographer509]

ArthurNemko Thats a whole mood

[@randomaspiringphotographer509]

Master Daedalus I feel ya’

[@preKettled]

BDG: *Finally finishes the timeline* Cadence of Hyrule: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@ThornHailsnap]

It’s about dancing. Naturally it goes in the Timebreak.

[@miss_sugarplum]

But it could also fit into the existential crisis in the adult timeline where they are partying 🤔

[@nowonmetube]

Time break? Because it's a different parallel universe there..

[@nowonmetube]

@@miss_sugarplum no because _time break_

[@woodman811]

Easy

[@realpauldano]

alternative title: angry man strips while yelling about monopoly

[@guyspy21]

NO

[@W.H.V.]

YES

[@hugimi3807]

YES

[@ludm1la]

NO... _yes?_

[@leoback5065]

@Gone In A Wisp OhKey

[@ryukashin9461]

I cant believe BDG predicted "Everything Everywhere All at Once" trying to break down the Zelda timeline, truly one of Apollos greatest prophets

[@TestarossaF110]

Right?!?!? Maybe it's cannon too 👀

[@bcdm999]

And also Sonic

[@gabrielgiordano4008]

The man is a genius

[@coleneumann5076]

BDG got kickballed

[@m4rcyonstation93]

WHAT

[@parkerjenkins1298]

I have never fallen in love with someone so quickly, and I’m scared at this mans raw power.

[@Lololsans]

Parker Jenkins either he is a god, or could kill god, aND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!!

[@peerman04]

@@Lololsans Sonic bible, nice.

[@Lololsans]

Peerman04 Persona 5, extra nice

[@peerman04]

@@Lololsans Why thank you, man of culture.

[@Lololsans]

Peerman04 thank you. Can’t wait till P5R

[@connorsturgeon8863]

"Where does Breath of the Wild fit in the Zelda timeline?" Nintendo: Yes

[@dwayneee__]

Matpat: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na... Batman.

[@The482075]

Where does the Yes meme come from?

[@benjaminvanbrabant4153]

@@The482075 yes

[@SH19922x]

@@The482075 It's that old im pretty sure korean Jesus was using it aswell

[@The482075]

@@SH19922x Thanks man.

[@miraialam]

he’s wearing this same suit for the last unraveled, this man loves symbolism and i can’t stop crying right now

[@elbowsbuns1896]

RIP unraveled

[@gabrielduarte9903]

69 likes your welcome

[@miraialam]

@@gabrielduarte9903 nice thank you

[@groofay]

My new theory about Unraveled, thanks to you pointing this out, is that BDG fell asleep wearing a suit and had several extremely elaborate fever dreams that we've just been watching on KZbin somehow, then woke up at the end of the last one.

[@miraialam]

@@groofay that’s a very interesting theory i like it!!

[@ashleylightheart126]

BDG: Don't ask me to do this again! Polygon: So we asked him to do it again

[@rewrew897]

The red light just grows in intensity as the video goes on *PERFECT*

[@mitchellprice5586]

i have a red color filter on my phone bc i get migraines so i didnt even notice, thank you for bringing this to my attention

[@Beansedj]

I thought I was going insane or having a stroke. Thanks

[@catkittycatcatkittycatcat9652]

the red light is the light they use to contain superman (also known as David Brian Gilbert)

[@jiminey_cricket]

He was completely honest when saying he plans to get into fashion during his midlife crisis. Good on him

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Midlife ain't quite there for him but the pandemic aged us all a lot

[@noahluppe]

@@quantumblauthor7300 you don't know how old this man want's to get

[@curtisbraebairn3608]

This man's midwife crisis is Halloween Abba covers he did a whole album

[@longfineel2630]

@@noahluppe IDK, but not 36 or over.

[@Taylor-xq9tr]

@@quantumblauthor7300 but as we know from brian david gilbert autobiography, he discovered that he will die on may 6th 2030. Since he'll die at 36, the "middle of his life" is technically when he is 18 years old

[@nixtheclause9984]

‘Finished his entire meaning of existence by the time he’s like twelve’ summarizes the Pokemon games quite well.

[@yeyo8457]

pokemon is the story about a twelve years old who has 20 years of experience, the dream of all employers

[@loreleimarivaine6241]

yeyoistheking ash hasn’t had a fucking birthday that bastard is still ten.

[@Capt_Saicin]

So when Brian says "Never ask me to do this again" I always just assumed he was directing that to the audience, but after watching his interview with Minmax, I think he may have actually been directing that to his boss that told him to do yet another Zelda timeline video which I think is even funnier

[@BrightyLighty_]

This is the first unraveled too. I think he was asking to never do unraveled again

[@seikuo36]

@@BrightyLighty_ where do u guys get these insane conclusions lmaooo

[@victoriavilulf5058]

He looks like he’s being held hostage and forced to fix Nintendo’s errors at gun point. The poor man.

[@fuckwit107]

I love your pfp, I am also a lesbian isopod lover.

[@adcon00]

"Now do Pokémon."

[@lusciouslocks8790]

wh ut wlw 🤝 crustaceans

[@yeahwitda]

I’m gonna steal your pfp but bisexual

[@roo2139]

Tbh it feels like he's taken Nintendo hostage

[@friendlyflan1011]

The fact that the video gets more and more red as time progresses really shows his descent into madness

[@cyber8802]

oh

[@jetlaudir]

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.

[@udime123]

How dare you not mention the Zelda cereal.

[@channelwithout]

Plot twist: the Zelda cereal is just fried Minish

[@socialbarden1974]

WHO’S IDEA WAS IT TO CREATE A ZELDA CEREAL???

[@Joyce-xi1di]

@@socialbarden1974 beedle

[@cow_furby]

YES

[@princessthyemis]

a Zelda cereal....WTF?!

[@zigzaghyena]

My favourite part is right at the end where it cuts from him complaining about monopoly to the outdo where he's visibly out of breath, implying he spent a considerable amount of extra time ranting in frustration and we just didn't see it.

[@Jpx0999]

He actually did it for 3 hours

[@Shuru10]

I appreciate the change in lighting to go with the gradual descent into madness

[@alrightyes1116]

I'm happy that I'm not the only one who notices that detail.

[@ethanaubrey418]

"Okay so there's Adult Link, Child Link, and basketball" I... I don't know how to react to that, honestly

[@Moths05]

LAUGH!

[@williameblen3474]

Since basketball is where he loses I think zombie link time line would be more accurate.

[@opera_ghost8504]

space jam

[@camdurbin5135]

The way he said “sonic” sounded so heartbroken.

[@revolutionarygold]

He had not yet fallen upon the truth of Sonic's divine essence

[@lucasdelaplace2795]

@@revolutionarygold you must be new if that's what you think

[@revolutionarygold]

@@lucasdelaplace2795 he's discovered the truth now, but this was before that. Sonic called to him through this video and his heresy was recanted and repented for

[@pixelatedcorpse]

Amanda Amos the way you phrased that statement was immaculate, thank you

[@revolutionarygold]

@@pixelatedcorpse thank u I grew up evangelical christian and now I'm a pagan atheist but I gotta use all this biblical language for something

[@hvnspwn]

It is 2021, and Brian’s explanation of the Time Break actually fits with Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity! He saw the future. He is indeed a scholar of Time Break studies.

[@zahrahkhalid6333]

They probably watched this

[@RiteshSingh-po7tm]

@@zahrahkhalid6333 Shigeru Miyamoto must be like "ohhhh so thats how it all fits, team lets get to work"

[@sturm2186]

5:54 the editor "Most of the legend of zelda games I'm talking about right now are BS if you know what I mean ;)"

[@Fragmentsinfractals488]

Zelda is a Time Sage. She is like Cia. Cite: Tears of the Kingdom. Therefore, she did it. and undid it.

[@chuuexloona]

AND he played tears of the kingdom, so Miyamoto really sent an email saying "you've cracked the code"

[@scratchedcds]

“and that means that joseph gordon-levitt exists in the zelda timeline.” _what a sentence._

[@fletcher1710]

He's just kidding. joseph gordon-levitt doesn't exist in any timeline.

[@AintItJay187]

Joseph Gordon-Levitt removed himself from the timeline in looper

[@bothquickanddead]

@@AintItJay187 Looper is canon to the Zelda timeline. Bruce Willis is Ganon.

[@cabbage8858]

Gerard Way

[@gylfie24linole]

Ravagefox Derp Joseph Gordon-Levitt is erasing himself from the narrative

[@anthonysaville6780]

His timeline isn't complete, he forgot the coloring books.

[@fishfrfr]

Smh

[@AuroraVeil_]

"If I get one 'um actually' comment..."

[@og_dumpster_fire4482]

Oh fuck...

[@sunwooooooo]

aw8tingapproval Um actually, he didn’t say “Um actually” in his comme- DAMNIT

[@fishfrfr]

sunwooooooo um actually, you should stop being so hypocritical- (I’m so sorry)

[@maddierice5737]

yall know that meme from Its Always Sunny where Charlie is pointing to the board with the red strings? This is that

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Maddie Rice PEPE SILVIA

[@carysbebard3690]

THERE IS NO CAROL IN HR

[@Silverwind87]

Charlie Unravels The Mystery Of Pepe Silvia

[@elijahmoths]

i sENT THEM TO,,HALFWAY TO SIBERIA

[@drumstuff1524]

Adult Link, Child Link, and Basketball is one of the funniest things ever.

[@sir_wooly]

🏀👶👨 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wrenbitterclasp]

i agree

[@InuMiroLover]

I am now calling the decline timeline the basketball timeline and I refuse to call it anything else

[@BeefBronson]

“That’s right, it’s darkness, baby.” -Satan, probably

[@josephclark1166]

me after I acquire the BEANS

[@HakimJamil94]

Ah sheet, I'm the 666th

[@KooblyK]

BDG is Satan, confirmed? Would explain the chaotic energy

[@crystals-r2551]

Xehanort

[@Clairembify]

This was a great, informative, and anxiety-inducing striptease.

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

ASKSD;FLASKJDF;L

[@AquaDavie]

Next we’ll have a collection of all the Mario media and games and shit but it will be and ASMR video

[@iikorayoutpriv]

I felt that the gag of the video was someone tried to drive him insane, so to do so they trapped him in a room and forced him to make sense of the loz timeline.

[@hayldienthepsycho1699]

Clairembify "Because it was Darkness,baby" ;)

[@rosauradiaz9842]

Clairembify HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@zelg.5551]

"I've just saved your ass... WITH MONOPOLY!!!" - well that's a line I never thought I'd ever hear

[@TurbopropPuppy]

r/BrandNewSentence

[@Fluid_McCree]

@@TurbopropPuppy r/ihavereddit

[@malefictoonmaster510]

That whole 14m video to lead into that ONE joke Worth it.

[@bgbong0]

I know right? Usually Monopoly does nothing but bring lives to ruin.

[@S31Syntax]

MONAAAHPOLY

[@sarahbarrett9494]

After watching Brian’s interview at MinnMax, this video became way more fun and impressive knowing that it wasn’t scripted

[@fearsearcher7303]

Somehow this is less confusing than the official timeline.

[@endingsky8271]

I consider this canon

[@germanferrieri4555]

Because THIS is the official timeline

[@jawly_]

Because this one explains zora and rito existing in the same world

[@burg3rdud33]

@@jawly_ According to Wind Waker, the Rito evolved from the Zora. That doesn't mean ALL of them became Rito. Our world has apes *and* humans, doesn't it?

[@joeyfromschool]

Burg3rDud3 humans didn’t actually evolve from apes, we just have a recent common ancestor. The thing that we directly evolved from is extinct

[@swiftwolf2950]

BDG has found everyone on the internet’s kink: a strip tease while explaining the Zelda timeline.

[@syndere6755]

BDG Unravels his suit. That is all.

[@PatrickWilliams-ip5wz]

SwiftWolf29 * sorry man the Zelda timeline is my kink not Brian

[@swiftwolf2950]

Blasphemy! Pray that Sonic forgives you

[@PatrickWilliams-ip5wz]

SwiftWolf29 * nah I’m straight I’m too busy enjoy this sweet and tight timeline

[@Springwight]

@@PatrickWilliams-ip5wz Your loss man. Your loss.

[@doctorwholover1012]

I watched this with a blue light filter over my phonescreen in bed at 4am and the heavy red tint gave it a "serial killer explaining how he can prove he was too busy learning Zelda lore to have committed all those murders officer" vibe

[@elementalsgami1]

Same...I'm terrified of this man now...😂😂😂😳

[@BKStarlet08]

the lights in the video do get progressively redder

[@unitymask]

virgin red filter vs chad ORANGE filter 😌😌 /j

[@katza831]

Oh I never realized my blue filter was doing that

[@distinguishedgentleman756]

3:51 I love how he fixes the one crooked one and then immediately there's 5 more crooked ones in the next shot

[@bradencw]

I like how the set slowly turns red as he descends into hell

[@katyamsden7624]

I have never been so confused and yet so delighted by a video - the BDE (Brian David Energy) is strong here.

[@RonnieTheFinBear]

Pepe Silvia energy also strong here. "Take a look at this!" "Jesus Christ, Brian..." "That right there is Zelda. Now let's talk about Zelda. Can we talk about Zelda, please, viewers? I've been dying to talk about Zelda with you all day, OK?"

[@hayconsecuencias]

How about Brian David Groove?

[@TeriyakiTakeout]

I learned absolutely nothing beneficial to my future and yet I feel fulfilled emotionally, just how I like it

[@davididiart5934]

Brian: "Hear me out, I'll explain how the Time Break makes sense!" Elder Scrolls Fans: "No, no. I'm with you so far."

[@goopycarbonara]

The lighting slowing becoming redder and redder really makes the mood

[@icecreamin2375]

Laura Yee omg I didn’t even notice that’s amazing

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

"I cut one of the titles in half... Clayton, we have to start over" This did for me, I don't know why

[@brohoofknockout5853]

Ah, so this is why Reggie quit... Someone cracked the code

[@tanglekelp1857]

Holy. Shit.

[@shun-li8204]

Yep and now Nintendo USA is run by Bowser. Gr8 B8 M8

[@crio2231]

BDG ruined the nintendo hierarchy theory

[@allanrincon7200]

I love that Link is just lazy in the Adult Timeline and not just missing because at the end of Ocarina of Time Zelda sent him back to his own timeline, creating two timelines where in one Link goes off to save Termina, and in the other a hero with the blood of the chosen knight is nowhere to be found, because Zelda Song of Time’d him out.

[@iggyrocks1]

This is a broken man

[@justharry2190]

you would be too if you had to use monopoly

[@philipscdi2029]

This is a broken soul

[@grandzpark]

I facepalmed so hard at the end

[@MrOneX]

We made him do it. But now who is going to do monopoly for him

[@AsianRock90]

A broken, broken man.

[@imabun9215]

You lost me at time break ... but found me at monopoly

[@gloomygloomstalker3878]

Kinda like how monopoly found the timelines

[@HumanGermoneProject]

HE FOUND US ALL IN MONOPOLY.

[@imabun9215]

Sorry to say this tankmon123 but I don’t mean that

[@Nozy-b0y]

There was a huge build up the MONOPOLY

[@leastlikelysuspect5122]

14:15 this was AMAZING

[@televisedcomet]

“YOU MADE ME USE MONOPOLY!” Is probably my favorite quote ever right now.

[@tylerduke7511]

I parry back with "Either sonic is a god, or he can kill god, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A difference", Brain gilbert, the sonic ep

[@amaiswrld]

Ok but the “lets do the child one” while jumping with scissors or “shark man dos. Shark man dos not need to exist.”

[@SK-Nyx]

Don't forget "So we have adult link, child link, BASKETBALL!"

[@duckheadbob]

4 years later, BDGs unraveled series still remains one of the most creative show about video games out there. It works on every facet and is amazing to watch. I really hope one day Brian creates another series with production on this level. It truly superb

[@tomatokage]

This video is hilarious, but what's really killing me is... that at some point, someone at Polygon had to have had the thought, 'Hmmm, should we cut out these titles beforehand, or should we make him cut them up by hand on camera, forcing ourselves to make constant jumpcuts? Nah, we'll make him do it, it's funnier.' Also, uncomfortable or no, that suit looks really sharp. They're just generally not built for jumping around a set, pinning Zelda titles to your theory wall.

[@CelestialForests]

Dear Polygon, Please have more Brian in a suit in the future. Thank you

[@CelestialForests]

Also more videos where the video host slowly strips. >.>

[@SeventhEve]

some very good ham

[@sowhatnow7491]

yes

[@jhubeJELLO]

um his EYES are up HERE

[@miasoper1964]

Unraveled: Brian slowly strips as he gets more and more worked up

[@marcodragon4995]

;)

[@charlierw123]

I'm down for it

[@mayawristen9048]

O no

[@manamongmen3381]

Sadly, we never get past the forearms in terms of skin exposure.

[@McMarshmallow64]

Please

[@schpungus]

I like how instead of one, consistent timeline, nintendo; made him a child, made him an adult, and best of all, fucking killed him

[@onehill6430]

At 14:00 when he said “location, location, location” I thought he was setting up link as becoming a map maker and was gonna say link becomes tinggle

[@insertnameornoun6637]

@Mat Hill ME TOO!

[@DonWippo1]

I actually typed something similiar in, just to delete it after your comment.

[@FL0ra_favvn]

that's what came through my mind as well. I was not disappointed by the real outcome though.

[@DasBier07]

13:38 "And also Sonic" So many emotions playing out on Brian's face there

[@gobbolin]

I wanna say thank you for the comment but I don't wanna have your comment not have 69 likes so thank you, this is a gift

[@hacer_kun]

Brian is a gift to mankind

[@michaellyons810]

I love how it gets redder and redder as the video progresses to signify brian's descent into madness

[@radishesonmars9309]

BDG was entirely responsible for Age of Calamity, he said that Hyrule Warriors was important, so they made a Cannon game with it.... and somehow it makes this whole time line thing make even more sense....

[@matthewgriffiths9796]

Doug bowser has seen his waluigi video so he could've seen this aswell

[@caramelldansen2204]

*canon

[@alexandercorbett1147]

"Canon"

[@musicalmather1160]

I like the red tint increase in the filter over time it matches his rage at monopoly

[@fruitsofthewound8599]

"white guy in a three piece suit growing more and more disheveled (over zelda)" is probably my sexuality tbh

[@whatever9097]

Julian de Jesus same

[@bexyaw4811]

Amen

[@ieuanhunt552]

Bdg is an anomaly. He looks so quintessentially nerdy but he is also extremely handsome.

[@frankie01215]

Valid lmao

[@Sandux930]

I mean he totally pulls off the three piece tho

[@Frame_Late]

This sounds like a scholar in Morrowind telling you the entire story of how nirn was created. He's probably correct, but everyone thinks he's an insane heretic overcome by daedric influences.

[@rickjohnson1719]

It's like game theory but funny

[@fraserpittard4382]

Mattpat take fuccing notes

[@Pikabycolorz]

That's not true... Matpat makes great puns. Sometimes... *technically*

[@jasonvorhees7656]

@@Pikabycolorz That's sounds like.. Its just a theory.

[@blazingginger2]

But funny and makes sense and uses math of a fuccing 10 yr old! He’s just dumb sometimes. Like “how does the magic thing work? It’s not magic, so it’s quantum physics at Mach ten in 13 different timelines combined with Goku”

[@sachyaxii6099]

And good

[@mauricioheller9379]

I love this guy so much I watched 15 minutes of him explaining a series I barely know the main character's name, AND HE MADE ME FUCKING ENJOY IT.

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

the main character is "zelda" obviously. he's a boy and you play as him

[@PauperoftheFishies]

it's "Luigi" because he's green, see?

[@weinerglory]

@@PauperoftheFishies no stupid the main character is zelda and shes a girl and shes have a sword

[@shutupsavannah2195]

ME ABOUT ALMOST EVERY UNRAVELED VIDEO LMAO

[@Emma-lq4zd]

😂😂😂😂

[@benk3600]

When he starts yelling about monopoly I think I can hear the cameraman struggle to not laugh

[@valkyrie-randgris]

FUN FACT: I've been gifted Zelda monopoly twice by well meaning relatives. I have also never opened it once.

[@robertrobertson3286]

Honestly, "everyone, all the time, everywhere" would make an amazing slogan for smash ultimate

[@gabejones8112]

"-AND SONIC"

[@ADHDandD]

And the monopoly man

[@hotscottrulz]

It also describes my sexuality lol

[@ethanhancock462]

Except Waluigi

[@wellybonedindividual324]

And also sonic

[@damnyousalazar]

"So even the canonical timeline isn't like super hard set in stone canonical, which goes to show it sucks." LIKE

[@clairegranier2428]

This is just Brian gradually losing his clothes over the course of 15 minutes

[@brothadrknes4760]

Claire Granier oh yea 😏

[@nicholaswhitman4620]

Im so here for this

[@declanstoeckel2244]

Finally a plot that I can enjoy.

[@whotakesallmynames]

Longest and least sexy striptease.. Then why is it 10/10 would watch again?! Brian what kind of cruel sorcery is this??

[@willmueller4984]

OwO

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

Note: the adult timeline isn't where link stays an adult after Ocarina of Time. It's actually the timeline link left behind. Ganon is sealed away, but the hero of time is gone because he went to the child timeline

[@VOXELOFICIAL]

Well, actually...

[@qepdqepd5612]

Voxel Smash is just toys and not a real link?

[@XWingToast]

*cough* well actually, link's awaking, a link to the past, and ocracle of ages/seasons links are all the same. so link cannot die after link's awaking

[@igorluisk2]

Vcs aqui mano kkkkkkk

[@ctrlz7582]

Joe Smith That's true acording to Historia, but after Enciclopedia, they updated it and state they're different

[@ChunkusM0nkus64]

Well aaeckkchuueeaaallliii

[@llain000]

as someone who has never played any zelda games i am very confused and i love it

[@horseenthusiast9903]

llaiN0 lmao yeah the timeline doesn’t exist, Nintendo pulled it out of its ass and we’re all trying to make sense of this string of wildly different games that are all marginally related, and that’s Zelda baybee!

[@nychereos]

as someone who played some zelda games, I too am confused:) the timeline is just bullshit and it just gets worse lmao

[@nerd0Chija]

Don't worry even TLoZ long bread lore masters ultra nerds are also confused and all timeline discussion changes to sound like batshit conspiracy theories.

[@alibolink0719]

As a Zelda fan... You should be confused. We all are

[@literallyglados]

@@horseenthusiast9903 no no the insane man fixed it with monopoly

[@hopefulhyena3400]

It was so funny watching his suit steadily come apart.

[@Leon108]

I swear, best Polygon videos are the ones that allow us to witness the rapid unraveling of Brian's sanity.

[@johnnyjoestar4473]

it ain't called unraveled because it unravels video games, its called unraveled because thats what happens to BDG's sanity.

[@khrisbreezy3628]

And polygon hasn't had a single video break 1mil views since BDG left. I hope they can recapture the magic someday.

[@caseydilla5726]

Ah, the three genders. Adult Child Basketball

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

What about time break?

[@megatennepster3833]

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 that's non binary, I guess?

[@Alex-ux8cl]

@@megatennepster3833 Nah, it'd be nontrinary

[@alexalon9192]

Guess my genderfluid ass is Breath of the Wild

[@snek5742]

@@Alex-ux8cl nope, nontriforceary

[@Eunakria]

When you said "Clayton, we have to start over" it was possible to hear the desperation in your voice

[@agentstache135]

BDG: this whole goddamn suit is so tight; I feel like a Christmas ham Me: cuz you lookin like snacc

[@kiwifruit5165]

Please, he’s a full course meal

[@syvall]

And dessert

[@syvall]

A whole 5 star buffet

[@keepXonXrockin]

I've just found this video again, I had forgotten what it was about, I just knew I was looking for the video of Bertie busting out of his suit and looking obscenely juicy

[@theladoflads7884]

🤔

[@sentientshadow126]

Slight correction: The Adult Link timeline is not Link deciding to remain an adult. Child and Adult timelines happen simultaneously when Link defeats Ganon as an adult and then returns to his childhood timeline, leaving the Adult timeline to pick up the pieces of Ganon's rule without a hero. In the child timeline he goes looking for Navi and stumbles into Termina (Majora's Mask) whereas in the adult timeline Ganon comes back and the people await the Hero of Time to save them again; only he doesn't because he doesn't exist anymore (since Link didn't claim the Master Sword and remained a child). This forced them to flood the world to seal Ganon which eventually leads to the ocean world of Wind Waker.