No one asked but I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler | Unraveled

[@fruitylittleman8025]

the raw emotion in "there's red bull in this mug. HYAAA-" frightens me

[@mfitzburger5137]

Yes, it's a very specific brand.

[@thrownstair]

I was briefly scared that Brian was going to leap out of the screen and kick my whole ass

[@chrisnolastname1464]

Never give him redbull

[@jbaby362]

I got so hyped

[@teddybaker4759]

Give him all of the Red Bull.

[@mikastella]

“I don’t want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster” *coward*

[@phaeina6719]

i was abt to say the exact same thing is the human race just one horny hive mind?

[@hotelvictortango]

Phaeina yes, have you seen the fallout speed sex runs

[@broster9211]

My sleep paralysis monster is just a giant fricken shadow so idk what to do D:

[@palerider9952]

Okay, but imagine the possibilities of cuddles with bf Saibot. He can create a body double for your maximum comfort and protection. I mean you'll get portal sludge all over you, but sacrifices must be made for the perfect goth bf.

[@broster9211]

Mae-Neau He reminds me too much of my paralysis demon and that guy’s a god damm a-hole. Also me no like the sludge b

[@ChristopherMoom]

Broke: Fighting each other to the *_death_* Woke: Cuddling it out and handling the situation peacefully

[@writershard5065]

Everynody should know that the true answer to conflict is clear communication. What better way to communicate than to chat while in the arms of a great cuddler?

[@dillankempter5780]

F R I E N D S H I P

[@Soaring_lizzard]

Broke: Mortal Kombat Woke: Immortal Kompromise

[@physical_insanity]

Boring! But also hot.

[@palerider9952]

Christopher Moon Shao Khan came into power because of his giant muscle tits being perfect cuddling material.

[@cor289]

ngl when he said "four strong arms to hold you, one strong heart to love you" my heart skipped a beat

[@kilo3989]

I like that line, but "Telekinesis, baybee!" just has some weirdness energy to it that jives right with me *shrug*

[@auntvivienne8669]

Yo me too

[@Btch-q4k]

I heard "four strong arms to hold you, one strong arm to love you," and genuinely tried to figure out where the fifth arm was coming from.

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

@@Btch-q4k Wait that's not what he said???

[@ozu2647]

JJ yeah i totally thought it was a sex joke

[@Unenthusiastic_]

You lasted 2 episodes and now you’re dancing again

[@LlamaKing9000]

Not even two full episodes. Seconds into episode 2, he broke

[@jj66123]

This is exactly what I wanted to happen tbh

[@Mr.-4-2]

afhgrgvshbjb I knew someone else noticed

[@Luca-lp2vk]

called it

[@Kenneth_A_H]

I knew it

[@khaos7070]

Girl: “wanna cuddle?😉 Raiden: *“I must consult the elder gods”*

[@recklessabandon5678]

And if she says let's hook up he goes full Frollo.....BECAUSE RELIGION

[@Daeneiracorn]

or guy. no discrimination

[@Honsanmai]

heh heh heh heh... ...sorry

[@dmod3350]

“Liu kang, I need you help talking to a girl... this mission is so perilous I might accidentally kill you.... again”

[@SsnakeBite]

@@dmod3350 Yes... "accidentally".

[@softskwid]

since he cut his hair and grew out that sick 'stache brian both looks like somebody's father and somebody dressing up like their father simultaneously

[@SolaireFlair]

He looks like the creepy uncle that makes you let him video tape you in his basement.

[@ringc95]

This is the kind of content I live for

[@imnotdoingthisforfun]

He’s a father that’s dressing as himself, because the self is only a construct

[@Ash-hl2mr]

The nail polish completes the look.

[@Ash-hl2mr]

The nail polish completes the look.

[@TheAlexual]

"Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man" If I had a nickel for every time someone has said that about me.

[@wagonfruitpiano6480]

I know this was a month ago but desperately I need to know how many nickels you would have

[@KassiusCalix]

I also desperately need to know

[@cameronscott9399]

So you're circumsized then?

[@halleycapra]

you you what

[@paladin_2164]

I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@data6022]

"Her whole personality is woman" That describes 90% of 90's characters

[@blarg2429]

Even the male 90's characters?

[@Fruckert]

Brave of you to assume 90% of 90s characters are women

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@blarg2429 yes, though they generally either get described in terms of a single word, like "guns", "red" or "angry".

[@lapsedpacifist1]

alsoshesasandyhooktruther

[@Its_mr_kai]

@SweenerButtz well you could at least break man into 3 categories: gunhaver, knifehaver, and kickpuncher

[@gusty7153]

"why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws...when you could just touch this dogman?" best line ever

[@JoeBurkeZerk]

Furries

[@anothercoda3403]

Lolyeess. Said the entire furry community

[@yixuu]

legoshi from beastars

[@formerly_human]

*touch the dog*

[@sealedtugboat9965]

People commenting about furries apparently haven’t ever had the therapeutic experience of petting a good dog.

[@moonjellymusic]

I love that the "Emotional Availability" vs "Physical Risk" grid is actually a pretty legitimate setup that could be used to judge potential real life relationships.

[@likira111]

I mean, the physical risk here mostly comes accidentally and if you're willing to physically hurt your partner I wouldn't call that emotional available.

[@FishCatsu]

Replace physical risk with financial/legal risk?

[@Kuaheak2018]

@@likira111 I'd replace it with "sexual experimentation"

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@Kuaheak2018 Idk, I feel like unless you are boring af you objectively want that to be above the center. Maybe sexual risk though, like likelihood of accidentally (or purposely) injuring you during sex is an important factor. I've never dated a really tiny lady but that always seems like a real problem if your girl is 94 pounds

[@likira111]

@@Kuaheak2018 sex drive maybe? Too much and too little. Assertiveness? Too little and your partner lets you walk all over them to please you, too much they criticize everything about you. Stability/ecitement? too little and nothing ever happens and the relationship is dull, too much and the relationship is an endless cycle of extreme highs and lows.

[@kamalalsb7292]

Also in Fujin's tower ending he uses the hourglass to experience a timeline where he's born as every race, gender, religion, sexuality, etc, specifically so he can understand how EVERYONE IN EVERY REALM FEELS. Fujin is the wokest bae.

[@bananabanana484]

Does that mean that he experienced all 7,000 fungus genders? Mad lad.

[@2dtrash19]

New favourite Mortal Kombat character right here

[@SorowFame]

@@bananabanana484 trust me, it just plain isn’t worth it without the fungus genders

[@demiurge2501]

@@bananabanana484 the WHAT

[@jabelzwavelz9124]

Seems like he'a virtue signalling to me

[@roedoresdeoliveira]

He talked about all of them like he did cuddle with every single one and I'm totally buying it

[@mortua_conjuga]

me too.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

im convinced he did tbh

[@zomblesallegoy]

And the ones he eliminates at the start are the people that didnt want to cuddle with him. Hes still salty about that.

[@mortua_conjuga]

@@zomblesallegoy their loss 💁🏿‍♀️

[@Silverwind87]

Lucky bitch.

[@CowsAreIrrelevant]

The erratic dancing at the beginning immediately followed by "There's Redbull in this mug" is a peak example of BDG energy

[@andyporter5494]

TheToxicZombie HIYAH

[@fen4613]

Am new here; read BDG as Big-Dick-Guy. Was very confused.

[@UltimateLegendwillliveforever]

TheToxicZombie we work hard to put effort in our vids!! Pls check us out and give some feedback 🙏🏽

[@doge3400]

TheToxicZombie, they “HYEAH” at the end is every show

[@spammyshot8749]

MHmm I agree

[@bjarkijonsson5653]

Brian: "I'm not dancing this season" Also Brian: "MORTAL KOMFORT! BADUMBADUMBADUMBADABA"

[@myboy732]

Komfort lol

[@Maradrafts]

Aren't we glad this canon plot point was retconned!

[@bordwithasword]

“Her personality is just... *woman* ”

[@thesestrangerslikeme]

alsoshesasandyhooktruther

[@OcirusWolf]

@@thesestrangerslikeme Best laugh this week, thank you Brian.

[@Silverwind87]

@@thesestrangerslikeme That "also" hit me like a sock filled with quarters.

[@TheUncannyDani]

My personality is also just... woman. I'm not even a woman.

[@breakfast3006]

@@TheUncannyDani unbelievably powerful trans energy

[@austinsurge]

BDG's personal grooming aesthetic is now 'beleaguered scientist from 1941 who contributed to building the atomic bomb'.

[@dominateeye]

"...and was horrified at what he created once it was unleashed and joined the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists to try and alleviate his guilt, which he will likely never be free of."

[@anthonyr.9566]

@@dominateeye is this from cats cradle

[@benevolentworldexploder5395]

"Now we are all sons of bitches."

[@FrenchToast663]

He actually looks a lot like my uncle Gustave now

[@DrCrowPHD]

DominateEye TRUTH

[@halcyonclaire7179]

i am absolutely furious that he managed to describe my highschool boyfriend in a single sentence

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Halcyon Claire Which...Which sentence?

[@halcyonclaire7179]

@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5:36

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Halcyon Claire That seems obvious now that I think about it, but having forgotten about that specific line, practically any of these descriptions would have been apt.

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

''Skinless meat-man''

[@halcyonclaire7179]

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 yep i dodged a real bullet there

[@enduringstone]

Can someone be chaotic and lawful at the same time? BDG radiates an incalculable energy.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

This is what "neutral" is on the scale. Everyone imagines it as more chill, but it's just this total paradox state.

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

Nah he's chaotic good all the way

[@esotericpince]

he transcends alignment charts

[@RedCloudfield]

chaotic neutral/chaotic good

[@phoenixgods1]

@@RedCloudfield like 1e's true neutral, where you straight up went from one end of extremism anarcho-murder man to extremo law following murder man

[@fandomcringebucket]

"Self-shipping is cringe." they said. "Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" they said.

[@purplepedantry]

"Why are you imagining what it's like to cuddle a fictional character?" For Brian, it's science. For us, it's because we need that fictional character to hold us or we'll basically fall apart. :

[@angryyogbuscus1578]

I am sad, because after Brian David Gilbert grew his mustache and cut his hair, he and Patrick Gill no longer look like pallet swaps of the same character model.

[@crychan]

Angry Yogbuscus we cant put one of them in smash and make the other one an echo fighter now :(((((

[@miacarbone1479]

crychan no, look at it this way. New bdg is the alternate model skin for the same character. Like bayonetta

[@mozarteanchaos]

this is the only valid criticism of the mustache honestly

[@Cptncatastophic]

It's sad, mainly because I also have the same hair and now we don't smh

[@ashperdue6042]

He has become the Alolan form

[@GemA2Gen]

"No one asked but..." should be in the beginning of every unraveled episode's title

[@luish8056]

GemA2Gen DUDE YES!

[@jonahbardwell551]

They could just rename the series that

[@MewtwosPie]

Except for when he lists the edible Pokemon

[@stormswarm2178]

Waitaminute

[@robertdicke7249]

but you asked for it... so now they cant.

[@catlamp9894]

"There's Red Bull in this mug *_H I Y A H"_* Never before have I seen a better example of what Red Bull does

[@crowspeaches5123]

Cat Lamp I saw the name then I saw the photo. Thank you, Cat Lamp.

[@mimmikibilly]

PMS does the same thing.

[@orbsorbs8465]

Cat Lamp It’s so t r u e. Also is that lamp in your pfp real? Because I need it.

[@catlamp9894]

@@crowspeaches5123 I live to bring hope and happiness to those less fortunate than I

[@catlamp9894]

@@orbsorbs8465 Indeed. Is it not majestic?

[@Tylerbolical]

I’m here from the future, Fujin has proven to be exactly what Brian said he was in the modern canon. A mortal loving soft-heart.

[@toastycafe]

That’s actually really cool! :)

[@MikeMartGames]

Brian David Gilbert: I found Mortal Kombat's best cuddler! Me: I'm proud of everything you do for this community

[@ThatBoyMath]

Fujin is better at blowing

[@coladecocodrilo]

@@ThatBoyMath Raiden's dick yeah

[@neilptolemy2028]

What is wrong with you people?

[@cartersmith6628]

Why does it sound like he speaks from personal experience!? But he’s also trying to sound professional at the same time? And then it’s edited down?

[@organicrobot6425]

@Dangerz Own r/woooosh... probably

[@PauaP]

@@organicrobot6425 Not sure if you used the r/woosh rightly here...

[@organicrobot6425]

@@PauaP yeah me neither

[@eow4317]

@@organicrobot6425 r/iusereddit

[@bananeyfish]

"erron black is a tough talking cowboy who will dote on you way too much" why didn't you list any negatives if he got a low ranking

[@brennanb4027]

Hannah “They may be your taste, but not the ideal.”

[@settime2032]

I get stressed out naming things how are sexy cowboys not always the ideal

[@brennanb4027]

Fair point

[@chrisc9526]

@@settime2032 keep in mind the scale is relative to the Mortal Kombat series, if we removed all of the extremely dangerous outliers, the center would most likely be more towards the Michael Cieras

[@wa6488]

I'm surprised cuz I thought Erron Black would be seen as the opposite

[@denisehuston2573]

"Steer clear of this knife pervert," destroyed my entire soul.

[@dadprom]

(Kiryu Kazuma slides a photo of Goro Majima across the table)

[@RetepAdam]

New Japan Pro Wrestling main event storyline for the past few years.

[@nathaliem3423]

Me after I broke up with one of my ex boyfriends

[@hannahhayes2776]

you look like if gomez addams was a candyland character and it's totally working for you i love it

[@caiacrow2730]

HOW is this not the number one comment on this video

[@TimdeVisser86]

Honestly style goals.

[@ohpanickedopossum]

this is so specific but so accurate??? how did you come to this conclusion??

[@AnvilPro100]

"Also she's a Sandy Hook truther" I don't want anyone to miss that line

[@thebooknight]

Yeah it's a Ronda Rousey reference I believe.

[@thisisapictureofmydog.isnt9208]

I would like but it’s at 69 and I don’t wanna ruin that

[@cakeisthebestintheworld]

What's a sandy hook truther

[@madhatt3r93]

@@cakeisthebestintheworld someone who believes that the sandy hook attack was staged by the goverment

[@jasonjason9270]

​@@thebooknight *Whispers* "Club 96"

[@jetstreamjackie3437]

"What have you got?" BDG: A KNIFE! "NO!"

[@alexdubs5103]

BDG: "...and eating in bed is a very bad habit..." Me: *stops crunching chips she is eating in bed* "aw..."

[@scepta101]

The Sub-Zero one was gold. “You know those people who think it’s funny to touch you with cold hands?” And then it just ends 😂😂😂

[@CallMeMimi27]

my ex though it was funny to put her ice feet on my back when we slept. in my defense im a furnace due to dry skin, i don't sweat i just get hotter.

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@CallMeMimi27 i’m the opposite, i’m a storm god that will unleash a flood at the slightest rise in temperature

[@centenia5040]

There's no need to even finish it. We all know what he meant

[@standingdoor7077]

@@sentientmustache8360 🤣💀o7

[@standingdoor7077]

@@sentientmustache8360 "Listen,SOME OF US SWEAT, from the moment we wake up, to the moment we go to sleep, some of our BODIEEES, are betraying us CONSTANTLY." -Brennan Lee Mulligan

[@jackss7973]

Johnny cage “big divorced dad energy”

[@lordkrishnastolemyheart5485]

I used to hate Johnny Cage until Mk 10 and 11. Then he became much more respectable and grow up.

[@CalThePanPal]

@ my ex boyfriend...

[@omglazerspiewpiew]

this is, how do you say, "bisexual culture"

[@freckspeck]

Amen

[@Angel-ss1uv]

@@freckspeck no Nature loves you :) Most of the time...

[@Epichalestorm]

I love that Polygon cultivates the sort of viewerbase where this can be in the top comments free of discourse or hatred :^) (especially as a fellow bi)

[@jacegerard8343]

Kano’s fatality “Last Dance” is REAL bisexual culture

[@jessiesloan8430]

😌👊

[@tatemarsden2143]

'A good himbo with a nice jock energy' is such a powerful statement?????

[@nicknasty6369]

When he was talking about the Micheal Cera category as "your high school boyfriend" it was so accurate that it forces me to wonder if bdg was/had a clingy high school boyfriend

[@sethamederat5841]

probably both lets be real for a second here

[@chrisc9526]

I watched this video at first before I had a girlfriend, and then I rewatched it recently and at that part I was like "Ohhhh, it's me! I get it now."

[@359339]

Kintaro should NOT have been excluded, he is a very big cat man, imagine the purr!?!

[@metroid473]

He's also the "nice" version of Goro. I don't know how BDG doesn't know how insanely psychotic Goro is. He has an entire torture lair in the underground of Shang Tsung's island. Kintaro can be an angry cat man, but he's really just trying to protect his people, and he knows when he's gone too far. He is at least A-tier cuddle material.

[@howycwap]

Lots of people have cat allergies

[@legosaurg7979]

Fluff, as well as four arms for double the cuddle

[@toyourliking]

alas, he roars, and a cat who roars cannot purr. also think of the fur! all over your sheets! you'd have to use so many lint roller sheets to clean that up, imagine the cost!

[@shadowwwwwwwwwww]

i'm allergic to cats and i still agree with you.

[@kodarpy]

I can practically FEEL the “Out of Context BDG” videos about to be made

[@Heebie-Deebies]

Everyone: WHICH POKEMON ARE EDIBLE. BDG: I found MK's bust cuddler.

[@troydear3444]

I know this is Unraveled we’re talking about, but that would waste WAY too much paper.

[@TehLambOfAwesome]

I trust him to ask only the most important questions.

[@TheVampireviolet]

You compare these things as if one is conceptually more ridiculous than the other

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

All Pokemon are edible except the metal, rock, ghost, and ground types. Basically if you can chew it with human teeth, it's edible. Even then, nobody knows what's inside a Pokemon, maybe they all are edible except ghost type.

[@ShuraEssays]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 well I mean Magikarp is shown to basically have no meat just scales and bones because they actually try to eat it in the anime which brings into question if all scale based pokemon are like that or if some of them have scales as armor?

[@pauciloquentflibbertigibbe5217]

There is an underlying implication with each review that BDG has personally cuddled and tested each character before making this video.

[@Firedragon-nd1ck]

he did

[@razamirza5841]

It took weeks to get those bugs out after D’vorah

[@mineking57]

Knowing RedBull is in the mug explains so much about Brian's behaviour in these videos.

[@raennocturne]

I can respect opinions different from my own...but I feel the moral obligation to point out that Kintaro is not only a huge fluffy tiger man...he's got two extra arms for bonus cuddling. Seems like prime cuddles to me.

[@Nasarex]

and he can use his fire breath to roast your meat *winks*

[@FOGSHIE]

He’d be too emotionally dependent. He’s Goro’s inferior and would need constant validation to kombat his negative feelings.

[@thestranger954]

Furry.

[@ashflowers8016]

Nasarex no...

[@aacmack]

BDG: But in the end we decided emotional availability and physical interest were more important BDG, 10 mins later: MOISTURE CONTROL TRUMPS ALL

[@android19willpwn]

he right tho

[@snakeplissken7194]

"Trump's" Triggered

[@Tribdinosaur]

Isn't he old and wise too and a deity maybe he knows about adoration

[@ZazzyKatori]

BDG, previous episode: "I'm not dancing this season" BDG, this episode: *dances twice*

[@mylahobbit1815]

ok but my favorite thing about this is they were like "ok, what looks dangerous?" and BDG was like "scissors!!!!"

[@krabiat]

"Shao Kahn is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil" me too

[@meredithreaves2769]

qrowley *?*

[@krabiat]

@Wouldiwas Shookspeared dont worry about it

[@erin631]

I feel that

[@Nouxatar]

this whole comment thread reads exactly like a tumblr post and i'm here for it

[@ZijnShayatanica]

I knew I was missing something!! More baby oil.

[@ilovetoread18]

patrick: let me see what you have! brian: scissors! patrick: no!!!! clayton: oh my god why does he have scissors

[@ccjjmm03]

7:22 *a major himbo with a nice jock energy, this dude is a soft as his beautiful downy hair*

[@suitov]

Yup. He was my front runner until the dog guy showed up. Who doesn't like a cuddle partner who appreciates belly rubs?

[@ryanriddell5087]

Brian's TDE (Tiny Dad Energy) is on full display today

[@redshirts4757]

Top Dawg Ent?

[@joeysnowy4110]

bdg does the absolute most for touchstarved gays

[@mikkellopez8429]

Touchstarved gays sounds like a bloodborne boss or a sweet band name. No offence intended.

[@orbsorbs8465]

Mikkel Lopez *GUITAR RIFF* ITS THE MUTHAFUKIN TOUCHSTARVED GAYS BACK WITH OUR NEW ALBUM

[@milkydanny8316]

no touchstarved gays is a lady gaga cover band, you locals

[@orbsorbs8465]

queerdaniel21 I’m just imaging a boy band singing “WE ARE THE TOUCH- STARVED- GAA-A-AYS”

[@BluesMoth64]

unanys joe Im a lesbian and Sheeva and her four muscled arms can cuddle me any day of the WEEK

[@Thesaurus_Rex]

BDG: "I'm not dancing this season" Also BDG: Half of this episode.

[@Matthew.Morcos]

When did he say that?

[@kak10053]

@@Matthew.Morcos last episode the title card came up and he said "I'm not dancing this season"

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Thi51Guy Which is episode was that. I checked the Dark souls one but couldn’t find it.

[@the-witch-tako]

Assuming you didn't find it yet, it's 1:22 of the Dark Souls video

[@Matthew.Morcos]

The Witch-King thank you, I’m an idiot

[@Brunoenribeiro]

"cassie is less edgy and violent" **punches her hands inside her dad's open chest just to take a selfie**

[@Dracinard]

I mean, for Mortal Kombat that's pretty chill. All of these people would be riiiight down in the bottom right in any wider analysis.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

Considering Mortal Kombat is a franchise where "friendly sparring" spills more blood than an alcoholic vampire raiding a Red Cross center, that's pretty chill.

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

*punches in people’s balls (or…vaginas?) with no remorse*

[@vgxmasterful]

The subtitles spelling it "kuddler, komfort" etc was an incredible gag, thank you subtitler

[@BarbarianBunny]

Thank you for bringing this to my attention! It was worth the rewatch with subtitles on.

[@ryanparker260]

Sadly, they don't spell it "kutting"

[@MrQuatoe]

I switched on the subtitles once I saw your komment. I was not disappointed.

[@gramps3351]

“Theres red bull in this mug” *_”HIYAH!”_*

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

"This mug is full of Red Bull!" That explains why BDG broke the "No Dancing" rule.

[@huntercasey1995]

I like how this series started as actual inquiries such as "what is the LOZ timeline" and "what is the best and worst Mega Man robot" then it slowly devolved (or evolved as I see it) into "sexiest Castlevania monster", "which darksouls boss would make the best boss", and "who is MK's best cuddler?" Absolutely brilliant stuff

[@vivienfabian118]

"Eating in bed is a very bad habit." Slowly lowers my sad pizza back onto its plate.

[@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube]

I hope your pizza feels better eventually. Sad pizza is the worst.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@StopChangingUsernamesKZbin Perhaps Vivien should cuddle her pizza?

[@andrewsad1]

I had just shoved one of many cookies in my mouth when he said that. Almost made me rethink eating cookies in bed.

[@qualityseabunny]

I legit took a very shameful bite of my lolly cake when he said that

[@demonstrablyfine690]

casuals, I’ve got a jar of 200 manzanilla olives suspended in brine in a jar on my bed

[@Ragecomdotorg]

BDG: erron is lame me: But,,,,,emotionally available cowboy,,,,,

[@jaxblonk5127]

As the owner of several trench coats but also someone who likes cuddles, I too felt a tinge of alienation, so fear not, friend.

[@icewink7100]

@kevin willems omg, I somehow have a slight phobia of knifes, and a huge crush on Robert Evans. I hope his hand is okay

[@altoclef4989]

I am an emotionally available cowboy and I promise you I am super lame

[@kevinwillems8720]

@@icewink7100 I'm here with a different account to say I'd still love to cuddle Robert Evans

[@Dannyplodocus]

BDG is an impressive beacon of Bi energy, and i'm living for it

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

like i thought i was gay but then i remembered that dude's like this exist and i am bi

[@madhatt3r93]

Is he really bi?

[@Dannyplodocus]

@@madhatt3r93 no idea

[@moonchild-ug5xr]

lilou Moonlight well in their overboard deception game Allegra did refer to an SO for BDG as gf or bf, and I know that’s a horrible metric to base anything off of but it does give me slight hope

[@copiouskittens3323]

@Elan Emilio the best piece of advice anyone can give honestly

[@tack3232]

"Why spend hours in therapy confronting your flaws when you could just touch this dog-man?" - Brian David Gilbert, 2k19

[@feanaro2712]

He speaks with such confidence and authority, I can't help but be enthralled. And then he drops one of those one-liners and I lose it again and again, because he catches me off guard every time.

[@BlahBlah-cm1os]

Too big! Too mean! *Too many hooves!*

[@muffinman3941]

"Shoa Khan is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil"

[@supersonicxz1]

We all know Scorpion is the best one. Why do you think he always screams “GET OVER HERE!” when he pulls his enemies towards him?

[@GemA2Gen]

Brian did this joke in the video already, smh

[@greatdetectivefurudoerika1589]

@@GemA2Gen This comment was made before this person could've gotten that far in the video. Good job OP, you called it.

[@francesfarmer7437]

Architect of Gods according to the time of you commenting this, you called that shit

[@alexmott507]

But Goro has twice as many arms for hugging

[@metroid473]

Quan Chi literally died seconds after the moment BDG showed.

[@IanZWhite00]

“High school boyfriend” “Low risk” *laughs in restraining order applicant*

[@brandonminer1914]

Ian White hard core oooof. Lol

[@guavagecko]

BUD?? r u okay?

[@zamuy12479]

just replace "high school boyfriend" with "michael cera"

[@personwithatophat1578]

there will never be a better opening than "BADABADABADABADADADBAABABADAD there's red bull in this mug" because he just looks so damn proud of himself. its amazing

[@crystalfunk4406]

"Theres redbull in this mug" Sums up this series perfectly

[@mashagoykhberg3223]

polygon be like. "Let's be funny." and then they are. revolutionary.

[@randomproductions3979]

polygon aint funny, BDG is, you should check out his youtube channel, its filled with creativity

[@ikkue]

@Random Productions I don't completely agree with "Polygon isn't funny." Look at their other videos to see what I mean, especially overboard.

[@clarelebeda3364]

"Stay away from this knife pervert." Jokes on you, Brian. I'm EXCLUSIVELY into Knife Perverts.™️

[@emerz3530]

I love the small TM in the corner.

[@sidney4357]

Lemme guess, you watch the penumbra podcast?

[@anxietyprimev6983]

Clare Lebeda Then I’m assuming you are interested in Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club as well?

[@sketchie251]

Spring Assisted Claymore \(°-°/)

[@samlloydmusic8687]

Kano is so hot

[@zonkvervonk]

no one's gonna mention that pat gill literally wrote the bit about anti imperialism? no? just me? alright. i see you, comrade patrick.

[@Torma25]

lol Pat does shit like that all the time.

[@Silverwind87]

Talk about a woke bae.

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

he is constantly giving me life

[@kevinwillems8720]

@Bryce Plummer why are you bringing them up?

[@coyotedomino]

@Bryce Plummer your first comment seems to imply that communism is inherently like the USSR, which it’s not.

[@aimelle3]

"Eating in bed is a very bad habit." Depends what you're eating is all i'm gonna say.

[@agentstache135]

👀

[@kmlac6596]

🤣

[@metroid473]

And we know what Mileena and Tanya do in bed

[@Maradrafts]

/finger guns into oblivion/

[@him1517]

*cough cough* Mileena and Baraka

[@brennabee3654]

I love him but why does BDG look like every history teacher from every teen 90's show?

[@jaSama02]

Ironic; given the entire Skyrim book report Brian kept saying, and I quote "history is so boooooooring"

[@TheSUPERPOTATO2000]

"I'm going through my rebellious phase" *Checks with an authority figure* "Also she's a Sandy Hook truther" *Floats across the screen*

[@suddenllybah]

RR was not a good choice.

[@Sage_the_Turt]

and an outspoken transmisogynist

[@celceusiguess]

"Yes I know my hair smells great, I'm trying to sleep" has got to be my favorite quote in this entire video

[@kgreeneVFX]

I think my favorite part of each video might be how excellently Brian's nail polish always coordinates.

[@TsubasaVampire]

Sometimes I wonder if they're making content specifically for me and then I realize, no, Brian David Gilbert is here to save our souls. This is part of that.

[@omegadragon584]

“Horses are terrifying” “Got equinaphobia on a school trip” I really wonder what happened to make BDG so scared of horses.

[@scryfish7615]

Horses are terrifying

[@sunfeatherX3]

Have you ever seen one smile? Wtf those teeth.

[@frost9681]

Horses killed his family

[@Alina28357]

If I ever will see a horse smile then I'll be truly terrified

[@kappaross6124]

The McElroys

[@seesemeseeds1217]

I like how Brian gives off the vibe that he has dated all of them and cuddled them

[@Moundhousedude]

Y’all should rank the best JRPG hairstyles as brought to life and modeled by other Polygon staff.

[@ashopal5811]

Frantic dancing "There's red bull in this mug" HIGH KICK 20 seconds in, already liked

[@fruitpouch]

BDG went from looking like the secret 4th McElroy brother that went to school for musical theater instead of doing podcasts, to looking like a 1930s news anchor. Or a film major at an art college today.

[@samconcklin]

That last part is so accurate it hurts to breathe

[@fruitpouch]

SAMC: Animator I go to an art college I only bring the facts lmao

[@Tybuscus]

Hard to be a McElroy when you think horses are terrifying.

[@Jay0hAych]

@@Tybuscus that's why he's a secret and isn't allowed within 100 feet of any McElroy live shows.

[@itsroman548]

"Do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" Nice try BDG, but you aren't getting in the way this time.

[@Inoka01]

"That's like saying 'I like travelling and my favourite show is The Office'" I feel personally attacked.

[@deyahatesyou]

"i feel personally attacked" is the "I like travelling and the office" of responding to callouts.

[@jon.meister]

@@deyahatesyou underrated comment

[@kappaross6124]

Brian is a BDGenius but let us not forget Pat's role as the (mostly) silent background visionary.

[@w0rmfarts]

he does good on his own go watch the bloodborne Muppet video he was just in it was great

[@kappaross6124]

I know! I miss the days of Gill and Gilbert.

[@SharkieTheDork]

As well as the rad background dancer and somersaulter when given the opportunity

[@pesticide271]

hes really being pulled into the "white comedian that gives off the energy of a 60s radio show host" world huh

[@pipellegrini6377]

BDG should be a guest voice actor in Welcome to Nightvale

[@soupsoup4245]

I would like this but I don't wanna ruin the 69 likes

[@caiacrow2730]

him and john mulaney are just sitting very nicely in this category together but also they're so different at the same time???

[@bongripsfordenji5736]

He’ll join John Mulaney soon

[@moss6945]

@@bongripsfordenji5736 bdg is an immortal but he hasnt figured it out yet

[@briannac8054]

It’s hilarious to hear Brian talk about how nice Sindel is when we now know that she murdered her husband to get with her sugar daddy (Shao Kahn)

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

I’m fairness, even when the lore was that she was actually a decent leader, she was still brainwashed for essentially the entirety of her playable history.

[@negativeman7716]

Ok but I feel like the “Michael Cera” category was directed at me and I am offended

[@miles4939]

bru christopher walken is an actor!!!! i know but christopher cum is a god

[@marleymacneil7966]

same here

[@chickenskink1]

It's okay, you're someone's type. Cuddle scientists may not want you but someone out there does.

[@negativeman7716]

Bamboo Bhang holy shit thank you :’)

[@calebduarte5255]

Oh, 100%

[@DomokiinGaming]

“ACABAC; All Cops Are Bad At Cuddling” This but unironically?

[@booketoiles1600]

He wasn't ironic

[@swagres]

Bold of you to assume he was being ironic

[@DomokiinGaming]

john adams | wasn’t sure, hence the question mark

[@AspelShuyin]

Well, they are four times more likely to be domestic abusers than the average citizen, so that tends to mean being bad at cuddling.

[@DomokiinGaming]

Rory Walker Ah yes! And this is backed up only by the accounts of abuse that are reported, so that amount could possibly be way higher

[@brunohenrique2285]

I could listen to Brian talking bout sweet sweet LOVE for hours. PS: We still want that Argonian Maid audiobook, man!

[@Emma-Maze]

Please Brian Please!!! ^^

[@hemIocked]

If anyone can keep the readers feeling sexual tension throughout the whole book, it’s Brian.

[@ktrnvz]

the way sheeva and fujin are #2 and #1 on this whole list... ed boon rly said the aftermath dlc would have the BEST cuddlers

[@phaeina6719]

"do not attempt to cuddle the skinless meat man" yOu're noT mY dAD

[@RedCloudfield]

well, with that mustache and the bad puns he could be

[@phaeina6719]

@@RedCloudfield he very much could

[@theweakestbrazilianmale3398]

Can your dad recite like 500 pokemon names while rhyming and then do an interperative dance for all legendary pokemon?

[@phaeina6719]

@@theweakestbrazilianmale3398 he legitimately doesn't understand what rhythm is in rap music so I'd like hell fucking no grjrjdhdhd

[@DigitaIJustice]

“GOOD FIGHTING GAMES” is a hell of a greeting.

[@jbarbeau92]

And Good Fighting Games to you as well

[@soueu8D]

BDG:We are cuttiing the movie characters bc not cannon. Also BDG: ZELDA MONOPOLY!

[@MappyTheSquire]

Gabriel Bento okay, but that was the premise of the whole video. He was trying to fit ALL Zelda media into the canon timeline.

[@Soroboruo]

I kind of love how shamelessly he includes/excludes things based on personal preference. The way that he's v blatant about it makes it amusing where it'd be frustrating w/ other people

[@bretginn1419]

But to be fair, Zelda Monopoly saved Reggie's ass.

[@oskarmoss3394]

zelda monopoly was the reason reggie could retire

[@cammanca23]

Awfully bold of you to assume zelda monopoly isn't canon

[@jodracona2722]

“Tremor is a criminal dirt ninja who will fill your bed with pebbles” really gets me every time. 9:57

[@jodracona2722]

I want it known that this is STILL one of my favourite parts of this video, and one of my favourite quotes from all of unravelled

[@TimdeVisser86]

'All Cops Are Bad at Cuddling' -I chOKED

[@TripleDimensional]

Oh no, did a cop try to cuddle you?

[@TimdeVisser86]

@@TripleDimensional I'll be honest, that took me a while.

[@calliph]

ACAB

[@uglyman967]

The addition of "kuddle" to the closed captions make sme happy.

[@mossyelf8351]

"telekinesis, babeyy" new favorite bdg quote

[@TheAwesomo28]

Same energy as nanomachines son

[@scorpiouskrimson]

I wasn't sure about Fujin until you mentioned temperature management. I'm naturally too warm for my own good, so someone who can cool me down while we cuddle is absolute god tier.

[@Justaperson354]

How could a dog man not be the perfect cuddle buddy? AND he makes you a better person over time talk about a good influence lol

[@agustinvenegas5238]

Fleas I'm guessing?

[@avataraarow]

agustin venegas that and needing to you to accompany him outside to poop. It’s December in New York Night Wolf please learn how to use a toilet!

[@fmbray_]

I want to cuddle with dog man.

[@plushs]

I didn't realize how much I needed to hear Brian say "major himbo" until now

[@cpariona1]

Next on Polygon: Nobody asked but I found wich Street Fighter characters are tops or bottoms

[@calciummother]

Yes

[@zelg.5551]

What about the middle ones? You can't just pretend that sandwich enthusiasts don't exist.

[@cpariona1]

Zel G. I think they are known as versatile/switch

[@asterlyons8564]

Ryu is a bottom

[@Stefantius]

The whole roster are bottoms

[@theamazingnol8303]

he really just said acab(ac)