25 great dark helmet quotes

[@r4v3nw1ng1]

I am disappointed they didn't include: "I see you schwartz is as big as mine. Let us see how you... handle it."

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

When nigga that shit is retarded they were saying Schwarz as in Black to mean Penis when Schwanz clearly the German for Penis

[@tasel5791]

@@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824 they said schwords. Schwert = Sword

[@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824]

@@tasel5791 They were revealed later to have said Schwarz meaning Black and not Schwanz meaning Penis. Look it up. They explain it. Doiiiiiiiii ! Take German for goddamn sakes !

[@luftwaffle4327]

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

[@retluoc]

They also didn't include "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."

[@Chrismasfish]

The scene where Dark Helmet is playing with his dolls is definitely the funniest scene in the movie. Rick Moranis improvised the entire scene, including the dialogue.

[@TheGoowolf]

what about when he killed the director and pointed to the protagonist and said "he did it"

[@Postghost]

@@TheGoowolf Not really a scene now, was it? It was 2 seconds.

[@TheGoowolf]

@@Postghost it's part of the fight scene

[@ham4fun]

the A-hole scene was my favorite.

[@diegoandrade467]

This is how George Lucas made the prequels

[@spid3rdan]

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

[@dodgersdoon1130]

great qoute

[@ChristianFrates1997]

His name is Colonel Sandurz.

[@Rgoid]

(Squeaky voice) Prepare ship . . . (Normal voice) Prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed!

[@SteeringWheelOperator]

"Give me that you petty excuse for an officer!"

[@bolch88bb8]

Dies every time lolol

[@bassandtreble6616]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

[@indy1284]

+Bass and Treble 66 In other words, I am your cousin's roommate

[@a.d.c.3553]

+Bass and Treble 66 What does that make us?

[@jaygnome6883]

+Cox Media ABSILOUTLY NOTHING

[@cameronjr8]

+Papa Franku's Black Flame 100% nothing

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

@@jaygnome6883 which is what you're about to become

[@WillScarlet16]

The genius of Rick Moranis is that he may look like a scrawny little weakling, but everyone onscreen treats him like the most intimidating villain ever, as if nobody knows it except the audience. But Rick acts like such a boss the whole movie that after a while you start to believe it!

[@joshuahudson2170]

The scrawny general is more dangerous than the most buff private.

[@andrewsung3965]

The starscream to the real darth vader.

[@Sergei_Ivanovich_Mosin]

It also helps that like 90% of his career was playing super timid guys, so him playing an aggressive character just throws you through a total loop.

[@AAhmou]

"Spaceballs! -Oh Shit, There goes the planet."

[@presidentsnow7315]

....best line

[@ladyfire44]

Winnebago?! Lonestar. LONESTAR!!!

[@Perich29]

the other alternative is you find the shrinking machine that Dark Helmet is hiding and shrink the ship.

[@10995]

That Asshole joke was the best in my opinion.

[@warbunny13203]

YO!!!😁😁🤣🤣🙃🙃🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

[@silvershadow9967]

warbunny13203 Dark Helmet: I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes *pulls mask down* _Keep firing Assholes_

[@MoonlightBelladonna]

That part always makes me laugh.

[@rayebitsoie1885]

Adam Kelleher that one guy who doesn’t stand up makes it even twice as funny😂😂

[@bomberex7809]

yeah Major Asshole gets me every time

[@be9579]

Did anyone notice at 2:25 the "hovering" vehicle is really on a piece of mirror to give that effect? Look at the sides, you can see a line where it ends.

[@redrocketrider]

Mr. Doob I mean, that's pretty creative

[@celivalg]

The fact that the special effects are completely visible makes the movie even more hilarious

[@spacecorpse3212]

huh never noticed that

[@diobrando666]

Lol

[@jgon12]

Well it work because I didn't noticed till I saw this comment lol.

[@davidlafleche1142]

"That is the STUPIDEST combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an IDIOT would have on his luggage!"

[@johntracy72]

Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!

[@abystrous]

Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure! And change the combination on my luggage.

[@Rgoid]

john tracy Skroob is an idiot! Skroob is an idiot!

[@Frosty-oj6hw]

One two three four five!

[@timothyvanhoeck233]

And then they find out Scroob has precisely that as the combination on his luggage. Naturally, they're horrified 😂

[@Mr.Business-sv8uc]

“Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.” -Dark Helmet

[@zacg8975]

Yeah right you short idiot 😆

[@Edgar_sin]

Disney disagrees lol

[@someguy1747]

And So that is how the Sequel Trilogy came to be...

[@UnderscoreBill]

The whole "When will then be now?" gag is the funniest scene in the entire film.

[@craiglopresto3322]

SOON!

[@okrajoe]

All Dark Helmet quotes are the greatest!

[@slivorywings2821]

I know this comment is three years old but I find lord helmet to be the best thing in this movie

[@PhirePhlame]

Vader needs his mask to breathe, meanwhile Helmet's mask makes it hard for him to breathe.

[@alphathorsten5045]

Ironic

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

Ironic

[@sleep170]

Ironic

[@guiladislau]

He cold save others from dying... But not himself

[@homuraakemi103]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[@marcioresendes3405]

I bet she gives good helmet lol

[@grandadmiralthrawn5517]

*Great helmet

[@raykersey2122]

*shudders

[@captainrobots1]

How deep can she go?

[@tormato3120]

I finally understand that quote

[@jefffox1012]

It's safe to say that Dark Helmet is the best character in the WHOLE movie? XD(I like all the others,but DH might as well be my fave.)

[@novix9032]

Same X3

[@scotchancestry9103]

True RM is an underrared comoc genius 😎

[@KrytenMark]

Yeah, I enjoy all the characters, especially Barf and Colonel Sanders. But Dark Helmet will always be my personal favourite character overall. :)

[@wyattcore2579]

"So lone star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb" Quote of the year

[@cheeseisjar3058]

Wyatt Core that’s my favorite quote ever

[@someguy1747]

That sums up the beginning of the Sequrl Trilogy, to be honest.

[@Kajamazvideos]

Better villain than Kylo.

[@realifeHD]

lmao true

[@jaygnome6883]

Kylo is like "kill the village of innocents" dark helmet is like "KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES"

[@avrorik369]

Better Star Wars movie than Episode 7.

[@UnchainedEruption]

avrorik369 It actually is. It was clever and insightful, if a bit crude. It didn't pander. It wasn't a tool of cultural Marxists.

[@gordonfreeman8109]

+Karl Hiramanek "It wasn't a tool of cultural Marxsts." Are you kidding me...

[@Comkill117]

“I’ve lost the creeps, the sweeps, and the bleeps.” “That’s not all he’s lost.”

[@mariohnyc]

I'm still waiting for Space Balls 2: The Quest for more Money

[@andyadams420]

Me too or Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2..or Spaceballs Plus..or whatever they want to call it!

[@Eshtian]

@@andyadams420 neh some one else already came up with the perfect name Spaceballs 3: the search for part 2

[@EvetheFurry]

If dumb and dumber can do it, then so can spaceballs

[@webguy943]

@@andyadams420 spaceballs 3 would be perfect cuz it’s been so long so they would have to jump the timeline n they would be like so where did spaceballs 2 go? 🤣

[@savagetv6460]

But John candy is dead so it wouldn't be the same

[@ademetal]

"My brains! Are going into my feet"

[@connormulholland3441]

"Shit. I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted."

[@zachattack8750]

"Keep firing assholes"

[@AndrewChapman]

"What? You went over my helmet?"

[@troyannis1420]

"I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes."

[@GameAndMusicNerd]

bullshit! just stop this thing! I order you! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

[@Chrismasfish]

23 people use 1-2-3-4-5 as a combination on their luggage.

[@cameronjr8]

How about Password is "Password"

[@williamweatherley8837]

12345 ofor a cobnos is for noobs

[@DASCO2136]

23 people are surrounded by assholes

[@skarletexorcism9170]

Make that 24 people... I am an idiot, but it's so stupid that I figure no one would guess it!

[@Damariobros]

Make that 231 people.

[@227someguy]

4:32 this is disturbingly true

[@xxRamD3yruxx]

227someguy and 4:42

[@yeetusdeleetus650]

Now that’s my yearbook quote

[@picklesandnori]

The tangle or the evil?

[@yeetusdeleetus650]

@@shawnsuckstm3353 ok :)

[@227someguy]

@@6ixsidemafia789 What?

[@Legoflymaster89]

"What are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just go!"

[@JNilsson1976]

2:00 Love Colonel Sanders reaction: Why did he putt his hand on me, ohh the camera.

[@guilhermemarinho9861]

And then the camera hit DH. Best scene

[@protoborg]

That was actually a real reaction as Sanders was supposed to be further out of the shot by then.

[@emilysantoyo918]

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!" That part made me laugh so hard I love this man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@randywoodworth5990]

Who made that man a Gunner?!

[@ladyfire44]

I did, sir. He's my cousin!

[@randywoodworth5990]

@@ladyfire44 What?! You went over my helmet?!

[@RicoLen1]

"Keep firing, assholes!"

[@Joseph_Leroy]

One of them didn't stand up lmao

[@emperornapoleon6204]

I love that saying “father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate” could reasonably be shortened to “cousin’s former roommate,” depending on how many brother’s the father has: one brother means that Lone Star or one of his brothers is the aforementioned nephew, meaning his “father’s brother’s nephew’s cousins” is just… his cousin😂👍🏻 Also, I’m sad they didn’t add in combing the desert. That scene makes me giddy😂😂

[@Ssj2590]

Technically your uncle's nephew could be his brother/sister in laws child therefore having no relationship to you what so ever

[@emperornapoleon6204]

@@Ssj2590 I never said that possibility was precluded. I just noted how it could be as simple as what I put, and if we think about the movie and how over-the-top it was aiming for, I like to think that’s what they were trying to do.

[@bananaeclipse3324]

if dark helmet knows that he is lone stars cousins former room mate, that would mean that he knew a small bit of lone stars past (aka how he was a prince). Thus the whole time Dark Helmet was just trying to help Lone Star!

[@marksebree5218]

Here is the thing. That could also reduce to Lone Star's former roommate, or his brother's for that matter. The father can have more than one brother, and the son of the second brother would be the nephew of the first brother, who would be in turn the cousin to Lone Star and any brother he has.

[@racksmillz]

God I love Rick Moranis.

[@KrautGoesWild]

+Arthur Richard I met him in Las Vegas once! I stand 6 feet and 4 inches but he made me look like Kenny Baker!

[@connormulholland3441]

+scotthebruce2 "So Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

[@laurenmeyer8410]

he is amazing

[@GenuinelyUniqueGents]

I knew it, I'm surrounded by Moranis.

[@davidgessin-mccully3919]

“He said comb the desert..we’re combing the desert”

[@terryhien6709]

"You guys found anything yet" "We ain't found shit"

[@ladyfire44]

Come back, you fat bearded bitch!!!!

[@HigHrvatski]

2:01 I love that little tap that he gives Colonel Sanders to move out of the way for his close up.

[@CmdrShepard4Ever]

I love his desert helmet lol

[@Enzo012]

A pith helmet, Dark Lord of the Pith.

[@dhararry7929]

Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet

[@tlv156]

"Did you see anything!!?" "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!!" "Good!" Hahahaha!!!

[@kaisser8915]

Dark Helmet > Kylo Ren

[@MzuMzu-nx1em]

You would star wars is boring as fu#k

[@JohnSmith-fq3rg]

I mean he wins by default

[@ValJedi]

i can perfectly picture Adam Driver playing dolls when hes alone XDD

[@Da40kOrks]

Please come out of retirement Rick, we need you for "the quest for more money"!!

[@icanliveforever1243]

+Da40kOrks he's not retired, he just doesn't know how to change his Wikipedia page

[@bbenjoe]

I can't imagine anyone else playing this role. Rick Moranis is so great!

[@martiatact6306]

A Timeless classic! This movie never gets old.

[@erickeller1982]

What about Barf? He had some funny quotes. “I’m a mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend”.

[@ShotHappens2007]

“I’m my own best friend” is one of the truest quotes in the movie

[@TheBanishedWind]

RIP John Candy

[@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley]

YOGURT! YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT,EVEN WITH STRAWBERRIES!

[@moistheathen148]

0:46 The one guy on the left, looking over the sea of Assholes. 2:09 The camera smacks Dark Helmet's helmet. 3:32 When your mom walks in your room without knocking.

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

For all those people arguing whether Star Wars or Star Trek is better clearly have never seen Space Balls

[@reddeath5791]

Shuhrat Kessikbayev they don’t have big enough space balls to see it

[@peteresoe4489]

@@reddeath5791 nice one

[@dhararry7929]

That's a stupid comparison to make. One's a movie trilogy and one's a tv show.

[@RobLongArt]

Ah yes, the good ol days when you could get top 25 great quotes from one character in a single film

[@guldmattbb473]

Seymour sure got evil after Little Shop of Horrors...

[@Chrismasfish]

Well he did almost get eaten by a giant plant, and his girlfriend was nearly killed by a psycho dentist. So, can you blame him?

[@wibli]

Sorry Dacta!

[@mr.mememan636]

I really thought he would settle down as a Ghostbuster. I guess he just lost it after the new crew

[@stephenhicks9902]

Brilliant. - I only just got the Colnel Sanders Chicken joke. When I watched this as a kid, we didnt have KFC in the UK and had never heard of colonel sanders. Not seen the films in years so this is the first time its registered.

[@charlescameron6017]

Pay attention to the scene in Goldfinger when they shift the action to Kentucky; Felix Leiter is at a Kentucky Fried Chicken stand.

[@patrickbrady5291]

There's only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry!

[@HHock_]

lonestar!!!!!!!!!

[@killian9314]

i've always wondered if that's a sexual joke of some sort.

[@prince-solomon]

@@killian9314 isn´t that an award for a bad film, like an anti-oscar ?

[@Perich29]

Dr. Hendrickson gave you raspberry after he fired you over the Shrink ray machine in Las Vegas.

[@liamdalemon1525]

I swear, this film has better humour and plot than the entire sequel trilogy of star wars!

[@supermaximglitchy1]

the sequel trilogy didn’t have any

[@user-rr9ub3xh7i]

I miss Rick Moranis. He is a fantastic actor. Too bad he retired years ago

[@jasonvoorhees6152]

He's gone back to acting.

[@Lutherstrode17492]

@@jasonvoorhees6152 we need a Spaceballs 2 immediately

[@opsimathics]

look! it's Kylo Ren!

[@carultch]

+opsimathics No. It's what Darth Vader sounds like without James Earl Jones doing his voice.

[@subjectdelta4758]

It's Kylo ren trying to be Dark Vader

[@angbandsbane]

Nah, Ren *wishes* he was as dignified and intimidating as Dark Helmet.

[@shis1988]

You have just insulted Dark Helmet and his intimidation cred by comparing him to that little bitch.

[@bradleydalton7563]

You guys do realize Kylo Ren is a good character, right?

[@digital4113]

Pretty sure you missed "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"

[@RoLLUpAFat1]

@1:24 classic Moranis facial expressions 👌🏽 "smoke if you got em" 😆 I've been watching Spaceballs since it's debut when I was 6 and it's a movie I watch several times a year including all of Rick's other great works from Little Shop of Horrors, Ghostbusters, and Honey I shrunk the Kids. I truly hope that Spaceballs 2 gets produced and green lit. 🙏🏼 ✨

[@madcat789]

"I'm surrounded by assholes."

[@connormulholland3441]

"I can't breathe in this thing!"

[@VMIFerrari]

+madcat789 All except that one guy on the left...

[@dodgersdoon1130]

+connor mulholland what about 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. so the combination to the air shield is 1 2 3 4 5. that's the stupidest combination I ever heard of. that's the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage

[@scorchx3000]

+madcat789 Well, you are in the youtube comment section. XD

[@nirvanabecerra]

+madcat789 same. i love him...

[@mako4874]

"I see my schwartz is as big as yours...."

[@stereo-type1510]

"Fuck even in the future nothing works.." 😂😂😂

[@ysanchez7292]

loved this movie ..what a beautiful classic..

[@ayeeye1524]

I’m so glad I was born in time to catch all these classics 😂👌🏾

[@praisesinger83]

They forgot we ain't found shit !!!

[@lorddumb21]

its not dark helmet's quote tho

[@Perich29]

It was Tuvok the crew member of Star ship Voyager.

[@Lobossumi]

"Why dont we take a five minute break? Smoke if you got 'em."

[@ShotHappens2007]

This should be renamed “Spaceballs: The best Lord Helmet Lines”

[@seancollett6]

Now Disney has created a villain less intimidating than Dark Helmet!

[@CurrentNetPriceTanaka]

Yeah but Dark Helmet is the most intimidating villian

[@Enzo012]

They were clearly inspired by Spaceballs and paid homage to it.

[@dhararry7929]

Who?

[@seancollett6]

@@dhararry7929 Kylo

[@spiceboyog9083]

It kinda would make more sense to have darth helmet replace Reva in Kenobi sense he would be a smaller darth vader which would make sense why he’s obsessed with Kenobi.

[@rafaelzamora8693]

This movie is comedy gold even to today's standard. I wish they would do a part two!! ❤

[@GardevoirBoy]

Dark Helmet's voice in Spaceballs sounds just about the same as David Prowse's voice of Darth Vader. I get that Spaceballs wasn't meant to be taken seriously, but it's funny how Dark Helmet's voice is similar to David Prowse's voice of Darth Vader.

[@jimmyjr1238]

2:02 Has anyone else noticed how colonel sanders realizes the camera is moving in to show dark helmets speech so he gets out of the way

[@scootergeorge7089]

no

[@SamsarasArt]

You can also notice Rick gently pushing him aside

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!" LOL

[@SunBunz]

4:34 it hard to pick a favorite, but that’s probably my favorite. 😂

[@minicle426]

So let me see if I've got this right. Kylo Ren is a parody of Dark Helmet, who in turn was a parody of Darth Vader?

[@ambuknight]

"I'm surrounded by Assholes!" "The way he's running things it won't even last a 100."

[@ladyfire44]

Now hear this, Ludicrous Speed!

[@bigshbee2517]

“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former room mate.” “What’s that make us?” “Absolutely nothing, which is what you’re about to become.” Saw the movie 10 years ago and Ive never heard somebody absolutely destroy somebody with words to that extent since. Absolute perfection.

[@scootergeorge7089]

I put that among the top 10 quotes from the movie along with "Your Schwartz is as large as mine" which PanAdidas inexplicably left out.

[@GrandMasterOfGaming]

One of the greatest movies of all time. I love it when you quote it in your videos.

[@timothyallen8819]

3:42 "I didn't see you playing with your dolls again." Sounds like he did..

[@protoborg]

Congratulations. You managed to completely miss the joke.

[@likydsplit8483]

Dark Helmet’s tie always cracks me up.

[@rogueguardian]

This movie is quite simply a work of genius.

[@kevinshepherd6903]

So now you see, evil will always triumph, because good is DUMB

[@killme5837]

I actually forgot that black helmet survived

[@Kidddream237]

“Out of order, FUCK. Even in the future nothing works”. LMAO

[@LeeroyJenkinswin]

just realized that technically dark helmet was lonestar's cousins roomate. if he visted his cuz in college theyd know each other!

[@connormulholland3441]

"Jam. Raspberry. There is only one man who would dare give me the raspberry, Lone Starr!!!"

[@timothye.2644]

3:01 "...From your planet, to ourrrrrrsssss" 😂

[@grovetownbeast6611]

Aghh , I bet she gives great helmet

[@dawsynlarson696]

“I am your fathers brothers nephews cousins former roommate”. will AGo down in history as one of the greatest lines 😂

[@gingaddict]

"Even in the future, nothing works!" - that line was so funny, I had to pause the video!

[@Mundwasser]

It was funny then because tech from 2001 wasn't invented yet but even now it's hilarious because still... No technology of the future even dares to work properly.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

Honestly, "What's that make us?" "Absolutely nothing!" is such a cool line

[@nicholasmorsovillo2752]

When I watched this movie for the first tjme I was laughing my ass off throughout the whole movie especially with those lines 'I Knew It I'm surrounded by Assholes' and 'You have the ring and I see your Schwartz is as big as Mine'.

[@Perich29]

Russell: hey Szalinski, give it a rest, Its Saturday.

[@lucapena9330]

"I knew it! I was surrounded by assholes! Keep firing assholes!" This killed me XD

[@girlgarde]

You forgot to include Dark Helmet's comment on Lonestar dodging his ring blasts "Impressive. Too bad this isn't the wide world of sports!".

[@KlunkerRider]

4:52 best quote in the movie.

[@scott6430]

Spaceballs 2 just announced. Moranis needs to make a comeback for this alone.

[@lobotomite9767]

"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" -ghandi

[@JSPokemonYT]

Rick Moranis was perfect as Dark Helmet.

[@Draedaja]

I love that "subtle" nudge at 2:02 xD

[@coasternut3091]

Rick Moranis, we all love you

[@HideousConformity]

Dark Helmet probably has the second best entrance I've seen, only topped by Vyvyan's in the first episode of The Young Ones.

[@ellelaroux8689]

This movie kills me every time

[@dobermanpac1064]

This is the only part of Star Wars I like. 😎

[@achikahola]

2:02 the look the general gives to the camera...fucking gold

[@cmrobbins88]

When you realize years later that Lord Helmet’s name is also a euphemism and his tie and cape buttons form a Johnson.

[@Rokabur]

One of the greatest movies EVER.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

0:48 Story of my life

[@75JUNAKI]

I wish they made a prequel movie on how Dark Helmet went from being Lone Star’s cousin’s room-mate, to Dark Helmet.

[@美花-b4k]

2:49 me under my mask XD

[@icel8828]

This movie needs more recognition

[@ScofieldStudios]

I know, this and Monty Phython in the Holy Grail both need to be talked about more.

[@strixt]

Your helmet is so big....

[@Perich29]

Dianna: Wayne, what are you doing in that suit and that strange helmet?

[@danishdude6750]

I like that when Dark Helmet puts his vizir down, he speaks with a bad Jamaican accent.