Getting Rejected in Co-op Baldur's Gate 3

[@Pongsifu]

This will be the first time I've decided to split a campaign into more than two videos.

[@Rzepik]

I hope the third video is just reeeing at Larian how they ruined our girl Viconia. She looks like a moldy pruuune~!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[@M12GProductions]

It's for the best. Otherwise this video would be like 3 hours.

[@seannemcdaniel2126]

Very entertaining

[@oldmanjenkins771]

Maybe someone can explain this to me. Did pongsifu showed us an earlier, non released, version of boulders gate 3 last year? Because I was so confused when everyone was excited about BG3 but Pong reviewed it last year.

[@Novac115]

@@oldmanjenkins771 It was in early access before, this is the full game.

[@iamcool544]

getting rejected by Lae'zel as a DRAGONBORN is impressive. Lae'zel is super hard up for dragons.

[@Jay3up]

Lae’zel is a scaly *confirmed*

[@steelbear2063]

​@@Jay3up I mean she's a frog or something

[@KhidStoop]

I'm into the frog women❤🤓

[@CowToes]

I accidentally got up in her guts after killing all the goblins.

[@christiantucker-allen7264]

Her settling for the drunk kobolds at the creche was the cherry on too to the bit XD

[@Birdseed99]

Jackson's druid being able to talk to animals but not necessarily getting along with them is peak comedy.

[@samf.s.7731]

Yeah, we assume all druids are by default nature people who get along really well with animals, not Jackson though... And as a dragonborn he still didn't impress Laezel... like, how sucky can you get bruh?

[@luggystykz]

A Dragonborn druid that can talk to animals but refuses to get along with them, and a wizard with dreams of being a bard but zero musical talent whatsoever. Peak comedy.

[@tehnarelhok718]

And another wizard who has a fetish for used magical clothing

[@catriony]

It's so funny that Pong starts a fight in the grove on the first visit and is locked out of Karlach immediately, that is why I love this game

[@catriony]

The fight in the grove caused Druids to close of the gate, and left the Tiefling refugees to die, that is what Karlach is upset about.

[@Moerighan]

They had wyll tho

[@gisarme113]

And nothing of value was lost!

[@samf.s.7731]

Yeahbwhat's that? Two important companion characters that will sure add a lot of good time to the game? Naaaaaah, we don't need those guys, we have eachother.

[@fttt3013]

Ah yes persuading goblin into thinking that you are a goblin: - I'm a goblin, dude. - You're 6 feet tall , you have horns and your skin is red - *rolls 20* your point being? - hm... actually, never mind. Go ahead

[@shmackschmack6589]

source : trust me bro

[@bladdyboi2962]

I love how y'all just roll with whatever mistakes you make, respect

[@ERRandDEL]

rip farsight 😢

[@SpecShadow]

Quite refreshing from playthroughs where people load the game until they get the best results

[@SpaceMissile]

i mean, they still have Scratch in camp.

[@ausar567]

Shame we won't get their reaction of papa bear since they killed off the grove, and karlach's too, maybe they can at least get mintara. Sure they can do it off-recording but we can't see it.

[@Jenna_Talia]

Honestly. I think next playthrough I do I'll use custom rules to prevent reverting to older saves (given it's a staple of honour mode I assume that's possible.) Just so I can't savescum and have to live with my mistakes.

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

Getting rejected in BG3 should be an achievement. Like holy shit, I had Astarion, Gale, Shart and Discount Orc drooling all over me before I moved to Act 2.

[@Achillesnic]

That was a bug tbf

[@Rzepik]

I had Gale thinking we spent a night together. I removed "sleep" and "grease" from his spells just in case.

[@warzone822]

​@Rzepik is the grease, lube? Or does Gale use it like body builders use baby oil

[@alyssaboyles9793]

whose the discount orc?! Halsin?

[@baronsengir187]

@@alyssaboyles9793 Lae'zel i bet

[@FeelsGrimMan]

Only Pong could manage to not get Minthara while also missing Wyll & Karlach

[@temperspace]

And triggered the least travelled outcome for the Grove

[@shanefoster2132]

Ok, that wizard bard roleplay is fantastic.

[@benrig89]

"I wanted to go to Juilliard but NOOOOOOOO....it's Hogwarts for you young man!"

[@JamesJones-eu6do]

"I have stolen so many wheels of cheese and they are for you" has me dying

[@WhiteWolf777]

This is Comedy Gold pls continue

[@Tsumetaiyoru]

I hope the racism bit lasts the entire series. That shit is so funny.

[@Rzepik]

Look, I don't hate the Gith... But we need to secure the borders between the prime material plane and the astral plane.

[@SpaceMissile]

@@Rzepik i'm sure there are good ones, but i haven't met one...

[@RealElequist]

@@Rzepik we'll build a wall

[@thatgingerbastard9154]

​@@RealElequist And we'll make Vlaakith pay for it

[@username1660]

@@SpaceMissile I don't know how that's possible, I've met/made tons of dead Gith

[@Vrikrar]

Yelling at the corpse and then crushing scratch with a mace was what triggered my paladins oath to break. The comedic timing of the oathbreaker showing up IMMEDIATELY, as the dog was still falling, was great.

[@defectiveindustries]

The "Karlach disapproves" after you did what you did Gold

[@psykin8490]

Starting with people calling a classic fantasy race racist is one helluva way to start. 10/10 would wtf again

[@GigiBranconi]

Oh people have been calling fantasy races racist for years. They see a tendency for violence and think "Oh they must be black people" or they see greed and go "Oh yeah those are Jews". And then they blame the creators and not... themselves. For making those associations to begin with. With zero self awareness. It's ridiculous Also they compare every evil race to black people. Orcs, ogres, drow too, they are being so incredibly racist by only ever comparing black people to everything evil but they blame everyone else for it

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Tis the time.

[@themudpit621]

I'm so confused how getting rid of the 'half human' part makes it any different? Isn't it better if we all get along? You gotta get along very well indeed to make a half human half... something else. None of it makes any sense to me!

[@godisdead4416]

@@themudpit621I *think* it's because Orcs as a race were an Evil race and even though they were no longer forced to be Evil in 5e and instead could just be good or evil, they were objectively worse than Half-Orcs and their lore in books still said that they were pretty evil. Like they get a +2 to Str and +1 Con, but a -2 to Int, and some lacklustre racial stuff whereas Half-Orc just gets +2 Str, +1 Con AND a racial feat that lets them stay alive once per Long Rest AND do more dmg per crit.

[@user-rd3ou5ev6o]

@@godisdead4416 damn just like blacks irl i love dnd now wth

[@Andrew-tj8pr]

watching him almost immediately lock himself out of both halsin and karlach + all the act 2 stuff for them was so jokes lmao

[@CuzTyler]

I didn't think the man would top his giant hand dwarf lover. And then 6ix9ine appeared and I realized he's a comedic genius.

[@llaquis]

its finally here. the sequel to the original two videos i laughed my ass off with the first two early access videos so cant wait to see what kind of shenanigans will appear this time 😂

[@Uhnrealistic]

"How did she miss that wall?!"

[@llaquis]

@@Uhnrealistic and my personal favourite pongsifu failing at being a wizard

[@cereskerrigan]

Man, your subtitle subtleties and choice of memes makes my fucking day. And getting Jackson along with your bullshit just makes it better.

[@Pyrisk]

If you're a drow and you go into the goblin camp area, they basically shit themselves and welcome you with open arms lol its hilarious

[@symbiotesoda1148]

17:25 As someone who is both gay and autistic, I can confirm I am fully immune to the shadow curse.

[@ipsey4794]

God, Pongsifu is good with the edits. He really knows how to make a cozy video too. I hope the effort he puts into this content is worth it for him. Not many channels these days put in this kind of work.

[@brick7560]

Forget all the player Feedback. They for sure saw your first BG3 vid and changed Gale because of it.

[@splayboi6522]

this is single-handedly the most evil run I've seen

[@HellecticMojo]

*4 halflings raising their barrels*

[@collincaperton6718]

And its not even an dark urge run lmao

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@collincaperton6718dark urge isn’t inherently evil, just an unfortunate person chosen by an evil and it’s up to them whether to fight the urge or to embrace it.

[@MysteryEzekude]

If there's one thing I learned from this playthrough, it's "Never shout at a corpse in front of animals".

[@angelo6647]

You two are fricking hilarious and your editing is on point as always

[@wealthybone2990]

Damn even in BG3 a game where it's easy for you to not get rejected gets rejected, I feel sorry for you Pongsifu. Honestly I'm happy to see you play BG3 and make a vid on it, love the game and I hope you are enjoying the game.

[@90bubbel60]

i swear, its much harder to be rejected rather than you rejecting everyone

[@Rzepik]

How the fook do you get rejected in this game. I had Gale mentioning our "last night" and I avoided him as much as I could. I removed "sleep" from his spells after that, just in case. Trying to rest, but Wyll is prancing around in his pantaloons, trying to seduce me. The only thing that saved me from a gay attack from Halsin was Orin.

[@wealthybone2990]

@@Rzepik What about Astarion?

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

@@wealthybone2990 It's not gay if it's Astarion he has a feminine penis.

[@Rzepik]

@@wealthybone2990 Other than trying to suck me one time , he was surprisingly respectful about my boundaries.

[@absoluteunit8334]

"Lae'zel must be the hardest romance in the game" *Looks at sex% category for BG3*

[@akaErma]

"There's a bear fucker around here" lmao

[@RayneTheDevilHunter]

You two always have me cackling to the point of coughing. Thank you for being goofy.

[@devonwaskahat5277]

Quothe the Raven is someone I didn't know I needed in my life.

[@jeno6542]

the way you accidentally go through an evil playtrhough and just keep going without save scrumming is fucking hilarious and muchly appreciated will you put up any content on the second channel? i've been watching your diablo 4 videos on repeat and would absoluetly love to see more tomfoolery from bg3 that doesn't require the same amount of editing that these videos do

[@Pongsifu]

Not sure when, but yeah there will be hours of footage for it.

[@jeno6542]

@@Pongsifu You da best ♥

[@Demonchild-ru9dj]

Joking about gale sniffing you hits different when you know that like 3 different people in the game talk about your character stinking good

[@Yamismol]

I knew Gale says it, but I didn’t know anyone else made comments like that as well

[@Demonchild-ru9dj]

@@Yamismol lazeal talks about it too, don’t remember the others of the top of my head though

[@JC-oq5ex]

Dog your editing is always so god tier

[@Scatteredpast]

The BG3 early access videos is how I found/subbed. So happy to see another one with the full game

[@alpargate8405]

Why Astarion's face expressions at 4:13 make it seem like he is actually reacting to your conversation LMAO

[@ugib8377]

This was an amazing followup to the earlier videos. Spent have of this video in uncontrollable laughter.

[@Grim_Nomadic]

YES!! I'm excited to watch your videos, whatever you make will always be my favorite

[@spookynoctua]

Every time yall play together, it is an absolute treat and cracks me up LOL

[@gethgod2350]

Dude finally! Ever since your previous two vids on BG3 i knew you cooking up something awesome!

[@anthonyfranklin9664]

Another video to add to my daily watch list finally! Excellent work as always Pongsifu and Jackson on creating content.

[@chrisjulien7698]

Christ bless you, Shadowheart being inappropriate is just hilarious

[@spiralphoenix9839]

14:45 wasn’t expecting that reference lol

[@Penquinn14]

That whole "You look EXACTLY like a goblin" bit was how I felt playing EDF 5 and hearing repeatedly that the GIANT WALKING FROGS look "just like" humans

[@CaptainRhodor]

"I actively disrespect bards." Alfira: **sad bean noises** Also why you gotta do Karlach like that? :(

[@Rzepik]

I did it on my second run. I was kind of tired of her "funny" quips and all the "fucks". Kinda cringe.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

​@@Rzepikhow _dare_ you talk crap on best girl she's just a big ol' (arsonist) teddy bear

[@Rzepik]

@@Ashhley_the_shawty Her whole "happy despite the difficult past" schtick cheapens the literal HELL. I guess hell is more or less like working in Amazon. Maybe slightly better. I get the charm of her on paper. Not so much in what we got.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

​@@Rzepik I suppose you'd like her if she was a brooding traumatized dickhead.

[@ItsToioko]

I’ve been waiting for this sequel for a long long time. Very funny. Had to try my hardest not to laugh while at work. I can’t wait for the next one

[@chrisfloyd7316]

Just had the roughest day at work and come home to this. Thank you, Pongsifu.

[@UnreasonableArticulo]

I'm always so worried about those long rests ruining and locking us out of something. You all ended up getting the camp locked on you because you long rested at the wrong time, which caused the druids to be able to finish the Rite of Thorns ritual to lock it up.

[@orimoreau3138]

10:33 "I'm going to try and romance Lae'zel, I'm sure that is easily the most difficult person to romance in the game" Meanwhile one of most popular speedruns : Laezel Sex Speedrun

[@Ahsedlik]

YEESS!😭😭 I love you guys, you two are the best ❤❤❤

[@AceofWickedSpades]

I love watching these videos but I can't stand how much my face and stomach hurt afterwords! You guys are hilarious!

[@CaioVictor20101]

Hell yeah baller's gate. Pongsifu you dont know how much joy it brings to my heart when i see that you uploaded

[@Wizman347]

You should totally check out the barn in the goblin area, definitely treasure there.

[@Synthia17]

They did in the EA version, it was hilarious

[@Gabrilos505]

Oh my God, I just dropped everything I was doing as soon as I got the notification. I love your videos, man, thank you for making them!

[@Synthia17]

Man, you two are comedic geniuses. Some of my all time favourite content!

[@alfonsovallejo2665]

I kind of liked the old dialogues, you can tell they cut a lot of sassy lines because it could be interpreted as offensive but I loved that ironic sense of humor.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

You can tell Larian has more than a few Twatter cucks making some weird-ass calls for virtue signaling 😤😮‍💨

[@stonytrees8573]

What a great day pongsifu has blessed us with an upload

[@theancientsam]

dude scratch being at your camp is so freeking funny i love how it comes up a few times in the video, im dying xd

[@CATELlegend1]

These guys when they team up they laugh so much over so little i cant help but to think they are high. Thats the only explanation. This, or they are in love.

[@NeoakiraIV]

One is in love with the other and the other is high you do with that information as you wish

[@mrbigvince7918]

😂🤣🤣 I love it this is gold. Keep the videos coming I wanna see more. Would be cool to see the bard character you guys said you would make. A dark urge bard would be funny not gonna lie . Kills everyone with his music 😂

[@wuurlii]

Thank you Pong for busting out of jail and making my work shift less boring.

[@ughugh3767]

Pongsifu kept his promise on making a Bard character next time they played

[@bshady6835]

I found your channel through the first BG3 video and I’m very happy with this.

[@billybpoon]

Man this is one of the funniest videos you made, with my other top being the Nioh "mushy" playthrough. I always look forward to your videos!

[@Rolgi]

Finally here it is. I've been waiting for this mr. Pong. Thank you.

[@stephenvz7852]

The fact that there was that many articles in the beginning about imaginary beings and half races is fucking insane and definitely the most 1st world problem I’ve ever seen

[@itsmechoppy]

Finally! The Baldur's Gate 3 video I've been waiting for!! So excited for the next vids

[@chillax319]

Ok the edits here are immaculate. Ace Ventura trying to leave the portal made me watch the entire thing.

[@Skelter08]

you have made yet another master piece man!

[@xnappy4564]

Yoooo I've been waiting for this video! You're content reminds of some of my best times with the bros. That was before I didn't have time to play with the homies anymore.

[@spiffo6586]

Honey wake up, new video to watch every time I'm making food ever just dropped

[@alyssaboyles9793]

Pon being a wizard but never casting mage armor and always being on 1 hp when the fight is over

[@mhc706]

cant wait for more of this. love watching you two play

[@WROYourBoat]

I can die happy if I get to see you two play the whole game and fuck around the whole time lol

[@BlackDragoonV7]

I find it weird lae'zel in my experience seemed to be the easiest romance in the game just a bit of light bullying and she's like yes my panties are dropped.

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Yep getting that frog 🐸 coochie is surprisingly easy, like it's somehow faster to get w/ Laezel than even Gale's horndog ass for Pete sakes

[@Kevinx6]

" i hate bards" Someone doesn't like support wizard but horny lol

[@geovancruz3139]

you make me wait for this... I love it, I demand more!

[@Fwooshy]

Where is that twerking shadowheart animation from? I lost my shit seeing that.

[@Pongsifu]

A custom creation

[@yourguest7522]

Watching pongsifu play baldur's gate 3 while you are playing the same game is different kind of funny

[@TempestLM]

That style of editing jokes into character dialogues cracks me up every time

[@colbys1234]

Finally, it is here. I've been waiting for so long. 5/5 and I haven't even started watching it.

[@_claymore]

bruh.. I am not even 10 seconds into the video and it's already a banger... "I wanna play a half-orc just to be... racist" "just one last racism" .. :D

[@sharptyler988]

Never seen your content in my life, but you sir, just got a subscriber from the well needed Super Troopers reference. ‘Bear fucker’🤣

[@Athena_Light]

I have been waiting for this ever since the game officially came out

[@mranderson9553]

the spy glass lens on the zoomout was amazing editing

[@DepressionOfMyCat]

killing scratch is a crime but I forgive you because that was hilarious and absolutely well made hahahaha

[@bentilley747]

17:20 This isn't just regular darkness, this is... ADVANCED DARKNESS.

[@SophiaAstatine]

When in Faerun/the forgotten realms, if you ever encounter the word Netherese or Netheril, ask yourself whether pursuing whatever it is any further is worth having a volcano emerge beneath your feet or get pummelled by the tarrasque.

[@elvisthao9161]

If I had a nickel for every person that locked themselves into the bad druid ending in Act 1 just randomly, I'd have two nickels. Which is a metric ton more nickels than I though I'd have. Like, I am genuinely surprised people stumbled upon this.

[@degru4130]

You can aggro all of them just by walking past the guards at the entrance ; I somehow did that without triggering the dialogue and was confused why they all suddenly got mad.

[@Hawk7886]

I did it basically immediately upon entering the Grove and only found out about Karlach a few hours later. I reloaded since I really wanted her in the party, though. It was a good way to teach the player that things can have consequences, I suppose.

[@SuperNovaKin]

I alwayss come back to these types of vids, and it's weird they manage to make the Npc charactr almost feel like entirely different character in each play thru.

[@fryedpiper]

I put on alerts for your channel when BG3 realeased and the day finally came!

[@PieckuF]

awesome video man, had me smiling and laughin the whole time

[@M12GProductions]

I've never seen two people accidently stumble thru an evil playthrough. 😂 You need to replay this game just to get Karlach, Scratch, and Owlbear Cub in your group. Maybe do a Durge run but try to be good? 🤪

[@TempestLM]

They didn't pick an evil path, they just skipped the whole choice

[@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852]

we got to keep the races pure! Thanks wizard of the Coast!

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

18:19 My god! It's self-sustaining!

[@TrojanSalesmen1]

i choked on my popcorn at fucking 26:36 oh fuck! loll.

[@banisherblade]

Wait until they learn Quothe the Raven is ACTUALLY in the game xD

[@SuperJake202]

LETS GO, been waiting for the banger to drop, happy holidays guys

[@MrCrazyGameGuy]

Bardzard unbeatable multiclass. Actual god tier. Legends tell of the Bardzard, a magic man so strong and charming that they can kill you with words and incinerate the corpse.