Poorly Explained Jobs

[@hohman6]

Thanks for featuring my sad life as a bassist. Where my fellow phat tone bois at?

[@Nathan-Howard]

Bassist for life bro \m/

[@perfidiousprophet]

new bassist here, but that was hella

[@Scriibble4]

It was too accurate

[@2xoliverontwitch592]

My dad is actually hella proud of the thicc tone boys

[@SamJoJOW]

I understand you bro

[@DarkDavid005]

IS THAT GUITAR LEANING AGAINST THE WALL? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[@guitarmichael]

That makes me so ayngry REEE! Haha

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

xD

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

lmao i have 3 guitars leaning against the wall, just how triggered are you nowwwwww !!!! lol, :-D

[@XenoTravis]

Don't worry, it is just some non metal guitar. who cares!?

[@FunkyMonkey-ip4xy]

How to describe Jared and Austins job? Easy - Military Automatons promoters :)

[@guts2657]

But not anymore ;=;

[@ThisIsGOKKAR]

I mean they are they just aren't getting paid for it.

[@xChrisS41x]

Meme connoisseurs

[@sven966]

War robot sponsor not getters

[@nwdrums24]

system of down describes them in the song sugar in 8 words (or Austin at least), "The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day"

[@LoganLovell]

Jareds laugh at 9:20 sounds like when the dentist is rinsing out your mouth and the assistant uses the vacuum to clean it out

[@Axame1]

Your work: I talk about creatures made out of metal that fight with each other and will never get paid for it.

[@flame4928]

10/10 bruh :D

[@tuckerbrunson4110]

A+

[@tkzsfen]

the bassist one was hilarious! thanks for sharing it, dude!

[@stephentimmer6806]

The zoom in on Dickey's fart was glorious

[@shelby4940]

3:13 nuff said

[@joaquin12348]

Shelby B! I love you 😂😂

[@JosieIsCozy]

It's the zoom in his face that makes this so funny

[@erniesballs]

That sounded like liquid boi

[@threewolves98]

I'm a bass player and I called it before they did

[@wolfsilver6304]

Hell yeah! Been there, done that!

[@we_are_nevertheless7305]

RIP

[@hohman6]

threewolves98 I wrote that with the intention of Jared flipping tf out. Lol

[@SpoinksEntertainment]

Same here

[@PyrHead]

Yup, same. Don't know how to feel about that :D

[@jacobthornton3261]

That fucking guitar leaning against the wall gives me anxiety

[@thewanderingbard8455]

As long as it is not on a wood floor, it's all good.

[@ethanbilby9173]

same, not to mention it's a fender strat

[@memebigboy1946]

IKR like jesus christ jared, you literally got sent 4 guitar wall racks

[@johannas8284]

WHY did u tell me that omg

[@TheEpicLinkFreeman]

y tho

[@danifoxx7469]

Austin, hop on a motorcycle and tell me if your legs hurt😂 especially at high speeds for long distances lol. Also thank you so much for your compliment on my fan art. Love you guys

[@roccoblackness]

2:05 Happy to be finally on the show, you guys put a big smile on my face!

[@caseym3850]

"I say stuff that came to mind and the other guy laughs way to hard at it causing tons of idiots on the internet to laugh and keep watching"- TheDickeyDinesShow explained

[@zeoalexo]

Casey M I feel attacked

[@graceface1302]

I'm uncomfortable because Austin is on the left...

[@Da_Swifta]

Grace Face that’s the way things were in the past

[@louifortini4725]

I’m uncomfortable because there is a guitar of his on the floor. 8-----D

[@trevortownsend508]

3:13 there's a present for jared!LOL

[@Ricky_Bobby117]

Austin sitting on the left bothers me

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Omg same xd

[@Nathanthepleb]

Right on with the Motel 6 😂

[@jackwilczynski6957]

My job is to hit things and be useless. What am I I am a drummer

[@jackwilczynski6957]

Owen Chepow why

[@jackwilczynski6957]

Owen Chepow I’m a drummer, I can make fun of them if I want

[@jackwilczynski6957]

Owen Chepow really, no reply...

[@boby321697]

Ya wanna see something freaky? Hold your phone right up to your face so that each eye lines up with Austin and Jared. They fuse and become the stuff of nightmares.

[@Kekistani_Insurgent]

holy shit dude wtf 😂 its unreal

[@stardust7920042]

I lightly touch my tips onto thin metal rods while making vibrations with the other, occasionally using more force or appendages as necessary in front of a camera

[@XNamelessXNill]

Im the equivalent of a used car salesman but minus the commission I work at gamestop...

[@maxscardanelli6185]

XNamelessXNill Wait, I thought that GameStop gave their employees commission. Huh.

[@XNamelessXNill]

Max Scardanelli oh man i wish. Nah we dont get anything. Our jobs are held over our heads with every sale and we get paid hourly. That's why we're so pushy with pre orders cards a pre owned.

[@EvilSewnit]

woo SO EARLY OMFGWAHTDAFACKOMG JARED TEACH AUSTIN TO PLAY GUITAR AND MAKE A SERIES OUT OF IT

[@sumeetagrawal9708]

PikaFan that'd be so awesome

[@spishyofficial]

The professional job title for both of you is Musician with most of your following be through the KZbin platform. You create, perform and release a vast amount of original material and often times include comedic aspects to it, as well as releasing tutorials and tips. If they want to know even more, which many probably will, then you go into more detail. You both have a type of occupation that people tend to ask for more information about... but aren't those some of the greatest occupations to have? I think so. I do graphic design. People want to know what I focus on, who I choose to appeal to, how I'm doing in terms of it being an occupation... some people ask for tips and tutorials. It's fantastic. It's very seldom that 'Graphic designer', 'photographer', or 'mixed media artist' is all I end up saying. People take interest. That's the solid difference between having that sort of career or job versus one that speaks for itself like gas station attendant or heart surgeon. Keep in mind (haters), I'm not bashing on the importance or severity of the role. I'm merely comparing the curiosity versus immediate (or a relative) understanding of a said occupation. Fellas... you aren't limited to 1 word descriptions. Embrace it!

[@SlipknotJackyboy]

I could listen to Austin bark all day

[@Gxshes]

9:42 Austin slowly turns into Darius

[@dombermudez3053]

"I sit in a room with other people, with a camera recoding us, and I act like people are watching"

[@ahzmort]

I kept waiting for one of you to say 'barista' ... and waiting... and waiting... i was so disappointed it never happened. Come on guys.

[@splash5427]

I’ve never clicked that fast

[@flandurham9493]

I also can’t feel the sensation of touch, but that doesn’t sell Microwaves.

[@1tsSp0oky]

Rip bass players

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

11:32 lmao Dickey with that Grandmas Boy movie reference

[@gamerkid2004]

Your body and legs get extremely sore from motocross. And your whole body aches for like 3 days. It sucks

[@Benobot99]

4:03 That guy plays Guitar Hero, I've replied to his comments on Facebook, lol.

[@forgetmenotofficial6821]

is this like the new good mythical morning now?

[@sumeetagrawal9708]

Make a series of videos teaching Austin to play the guitar

[@thecruisersbassist]

9:44 the fucken furry fest and Jared’s meows were hilarious edit: Austin’s bark at 9:47 was even funnier

[@YuriNator557]

3:58 WAIT THAT'S ME

[@SD-bv6vv]

Me too...

[@YuriNator557]

no, i'm actually serious tho if you'd look at any of the vids i've uploaded with a facecam, you'd know that it's me lol

[@MrSlendykinsSockman]

It actually is him, he posted it in a group i'm in.

[@theheadbanger6685]

Me to 😂

[@YuriNator557]

did you not read the rest of the comments lad it's definitely me

[@kuraiwolf4047]

I make entertainment products while consumers tell me I suck at my job. All the while, I wish my boss would give me more freedom of design.

[@DJ7tringGuitar]

Poorly describe being a KZbinr: Anita Sarkeesian

[@Mallan_Gaming]

Wow, you guys killed it this time around

[@whitezombieiniraq]

Nice grandma's boy reference at the end Austin.

[@zombiehalo9588]

These guys are the Metalhead version of Good Mythical Morning and I absolutely love it

[@willstorts5835]

Their job description: you scream and run your fingers up and down a hard neck and hope people like it.

[@andymorris4653]

Jared went into heat at 9:48

[@Melkor235]

that first one hits home

[@Hades42018]

Jared: I try and be origonal and add memes while playing guitar,drums,bass and other instruments with friends Austin: I scream like a whore on sundays for entertainment with or without friends and am funny and dead inside

[@sidthejovian5105]

Good one 😂

[@thevanessarosette]

I figured out that 🍕one in like one second lol. You guys: “That’s like a solid riddle.”

[@altison5418]

Some of these were over thunk, but hilarious none the less.

[@TheShawnRaven]

I wake up, brush my teeth, contemplate existence as I frequent a place that doesn't guarantee a future, and fail at everything but online generated satire.

[@charliejamz.]

It was impressive how accurate they were with everything.

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

These 2 switching places throws me off NEARLY as much as when the Hodgetwins switch sides lmao

[@meganreatiga1848]

I loved the bassist one

[@aidengreen7983]

I watch you videos and subscribe to both your chanels

[@TomJames77]

You guys cure depression without being therapists :D

[@sidthejovian5105]

Indeed...and your pfp though 😢

[@TomJames77]

@@sidthejovian5105 R.I.P. :,(

[@jacobdehahn1163]

I'm a coffee addict and a bass player so those to back to back hit me hard.

[@compostedbeard]

I sit in a room talking to nobody and get demonetized

[@deathstartswithyou4534]

I knew it on bass player one 😂 10/10

[@zachspencer4619]

As an amazon worker I can confirm

[@blckspce7683]

9:58 me at the exams

[@coltonyancey7412]

Why did you change the back ground!!!!!

[@thedevilscobra9251]

You are KZbin musicians. That is the easiest way I can think of to explain what you do for a living.

[@dfanchy2115]

What kambucha do you guys drink I make my own but I want to know what it tastes like compared to what the store bought the stuff is like

[@taenardis7372]

love it already and havent watched it yet

[@pandalovesyou3555]

The bass player one 😂 LMFAO

[@sarty23]

Austin! Come To Finland and we will take A hellish löyly!

[@Shannonbarnesdr1]

more of these this is great, hellacious fart by the way my man, nice push LOL

[@joshuaspear644]

I sit with a Dickey who talks with a Dines about really weird shit for 20 minutes at a time

[@kodyepidemic]

You’re an internet musician. Simple.

[@kodyepidemic]

Coolidge Owens well where does his main income come from? Being a musician on KZbin. And you don’t have to be so fucking rude.

[@Stayuntilwednesday]

Dakota Duran its a joke lol

[@shaggydatboi59]

3:13 A N A L BLASTER INTENSIFIES!

[@chillierspore8786]

I guess "I cut circles into triangles" makes some sense but it sounded, at first, like you had a Triangle and you cut circles into them. but I guess that works for bad description a easier guessed one would be more like: "I cut large circles into tiny triangles and put them into cubes" (cardboard box is a cube as well as "Square" for the 3D impaired) also, are some pizza's cut into squares.. putting squares in cubes?

[@Fatal_Jinx]

I see you grandmas boy reference

[@augusthagen8711]

Ok, I have a theory. What if Austin locks Jared up in a cage and treats him like a pet? Making him always stay in character until told not to be, eats out of a bowl, and the only reason he'd be let out is because Austin needs drug money so they make a video

[@Halo3machenima]

Here is one for you guys. I make things to entertain people, but often get shit on for "not doing it right" by people who think they are better than me at my job. Oh, and my ass is sore at the end of each work day.

[@bboultonmelodies7871]

The stigma of having the title of “KZbinr” will be hard to overcome, but one day it will

[@TheKainotron]

whats the band on Austins shirt? if it even is a band??

[@ZackSeifMusic]

New camera and Mic? Sound fluctuates and seems different video wise then the past videos...

[@rittpro]

I have studied day and night for several years, only to have patrons think they know more than me, even though to people who do not know about my field, it seems like magic. I am a software engineer.

[@xdannyblack]

As a barista, that one was so obvious

[@elluminates_edits]

To describe your job: I sit in a room with my best friend and a camera

[@Private_Hoppa]

Me. I handle necks, work with things that have nice curves and I know my way around a G string. What am I.

[@gingercore69]

Mine would be "i go to the local forest with only a knife, a pair of gloves and a box, come back with a bunch of corpses, drie them up so they do not rot, and sell them behind a monument in a local park" I sell dry shrooms

[@MasterLink924]

Being someone who works at guitar center, I’ve never once heard any of those songs. I’ve only heard shitty versions of Crazy Train from guitarist, any Iron Maiden and Tool songs on bass and Rip Tide on Ukulele.

[@PostBoi19]

LoonieLunaPlays Have you heard somebody play anesthesia (pulling teeth) for an hour straight though?

[@MasterLink924]

Yeah..I sadly have...it sucked

[@PostBoi19]

LoonieLunaPlays lmao sorry you've had to suffer through that too

[@oofitsdavid]

Tony should be officially part of the show

[@CheddarTheShredder]

11:33 Best Movie Ever!!!

[@troyxd1296]

3:13 LMAO i was in the middle of class and started dying

[@ThomasJ502]

Oh my god I'm so sorry. I'll inform your family

[@outerspace9392]

that guitar leaning against the wall makes me nervous

[@loschain2224]

jared, plays with coiled metal and zeros austin, makes a food fight look tame

[@gingercore69]

Yours is simply "i read memes out loud alone in my house and get paid for the amount of people who watch me"

[@mattboselli1099]

I use tools at an 18 hole subdivision

[@anshuldinger1425]

6:30 I said bass player and waited to see if one of them proved me right

[@lighterfawn4083]

The bassist 😂

[@isaacblack02]

What did I see for the first ten seconds?

[@clemensmoeller4549]

Someone make jared's face at 5:18 a meme please

[@chrisyounghusband5411]

How to describe my job: I get paid to penetrate on every angle. I constantly yell for more rod, but many employers hire me to fill their gaps.

[@chrisyounghusband5411]

*Welder*

[@JFrohlichMusic]

WELCOME

[@_PatG_]

The bassist, Ryan, is a friend of mine. Lol.

[@hohman6]

Patrick G. Eyyyyyyy

[@chopst11x92]

We chug booch, whisper aggressively into a audio recorder and try our damndest to get a fucking War Robots sponsorship bb

[@jfragale03]

We sit in front of a recording device making mediocre music and using mediocre comedy to gain a following on a video sharing internet community. We are Jared Dines and Austin Dickey.

[@kvltkat]

that bassist one though O O F

[@JFrohlichMusic]

What flavor is that kombucha?