Portlandia- Pullout king- full skit

[@shonuffisthemaster]

goldblum's voice is absolutely perfect for that bad commercial audio lol

[@sumyunguy4150]

Jeff Goldblum can do no wrong.

[@sweetdrreemz]

yes, it, is..

[@jamesclaygarrison7192]

It's a take off from Paul's "King of Big Screen" in LA. I actually worked on that original commercial when the crew that day came up with. "I AM the king" RIP Drew Markham

[@kevy_metal]

Hands down the best two Portlandia characters

[@adamarens3520]

They’re my favorite too!

[@willmcpherson2]

I completely forget that they're played by Fred and Carrie

[@nerfherder4284]

When I first saw this, and the neighbor yells, I lost it entirely. Agreed, love both of these characters 🤘🏻

[@fareshasan1038]

Women and Women First might have something to say about that

[@anarchist_parable]

The Women & Women First characters kill me but this and Cocoa are classics 😂

[@javrami4883]

I love the “I AM the pull out king..” like it’s an unfinished thought lmao

[@rodnertylerduo4115]

I've been debating whether to use that clip as my ringtone for years.

[@BronwynAlexandriaa]

It’s scary how convincing Carrie is in her characters. I just believe she is a random man called lance. She’s incredible

[@jodygarcia9892]

His name isn't lance. He is the fcking pull out king

[@jodygarcia9892]

Ask his exs

[@Fanaz10]

same

[@AnotherOak]

its almost as if she isnt acting at all, stunning and brave.

[@thricefan89]

I know. I always lose her when she's lance

[@p1nkfreud]

“You don’t know when I’m in, and you don’t know when I’m out - I’m THAT good”

[@hd-xc2lz]

Some of the best comedy writing in the history of TV, received only one Emmy nomination for writing.

[@MaNuLaToROfficial]

its funny i think well i guess i dont get it. like when he says hes the pull out king or whatever don't Read more

[@DJ-sn2wn]

goldblum is fucking perfect.... the way he pauses before explaining why he's called the pullout king had me dying lol.

[@kidkique]

Goldblum pauses before he says everything... it's his schtick

[@chadbaptiste4227]

"... in fact, not everybody knows about this, and uh, nor should they.... it's a sale."

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

I AM THE PULL OUT KING

[@jtirello3_111]

The Pullout King sells the Pullout King a Pullout King. This is the genius of Portlandia.

[@skiddish985]

I love how they go into the store solely because lance is pissed that there's another "pull-out king" with no intentions of buying anything, and the guy just ends up selling them a massive pull-out sofa out of nowhere

[@howard5992]

and a crappy couch at that

[@logancampos2436]

I guess Jeff goldblum IS THE PULLOUT KING. When it comes to selling pull out couches 🤷‍♂️

[@samaraisnt]

no the mom says she's here because she's pregnant so.

[@hippojuice23]

Jeff Goldberg could sell me snow and I'd by it!

[@kevy_metal]

When I saw this I was legitimately curious if that couch was custom made or if a couch that big actually exists, it's like the most awkward looking thing ever

[@reneeacosta2438]

If they gave Emmy's for skits.... I'd give them one. The chemistry between this cast is amazing. It's so good you almost want there to be a universe where this show is actually exists and this couple is real. There so good together not just as the roles they're play. But as actors....it really makes me respect the art of acting and everything they go through inorder to produce that quality interaction.

[@lancedovemusic8343]

Pretty much all of Goldblum's lines had me dying on this one!!!

[@Case16710]

Goldblum was about to jump into the sofa bed with them, “Here I come. Here I come.” But then stopped right before he did. Genius.

[@rodnertylerduo4115]

Awesome how The Pullout King instantly pivots to salesman mode and sells a couch to people who were just moments before nothing but enraged non-customers!

[@cooperjackson614]

"Hey what ya do to Jason. you okay Jason?" Kills me.

[@DenkyManner]

"remember when I dropped all those marbles that I was trying to show you?" Like a child.

[@rodnertylerduo4115]

It's just so random. Like, when, an hour ago? Her fingers have only been swollen since that same day!

[@Imnotplayinganymore]

I find myself forgetting that they’ve switched genders. They’re so great!

[@scrumtrellecent]

this was SofaKIng good

[@HjCrawford]

Nice

[@hippojuice23]

You rule!

[@johnhareiel5118]

Sweet

[@gschaub9]

...and we have a winner, the best F***ing comment ever😂

[@Merscer]

"And I'm the pond!" Gross metaphor. I love it.

[@treefiddytwoo]

Carrie looks like Justin Long in this sketch

[@Outlawgirl1297]

They look like Twins

[@VyPrezWolfpackMusic]

Wait til you see who plays Lance’s stepdad

[@kevinsmith5318]

My goodness! One of Portlandia’s most brilliant sketches!

[@emin5488]

I love it when Fred plays a female character 🤣

[@Joelmonterrey]

Can we all just admit that this was absolute comedy gold? Genius in every way. Cute, funny, unique.

[@johnhareiel5118]

Favorite parts when Golblum goes "Congratulations, Congratulations"! F*ckin hysterical!

[@irenes7297]

Oh. My. God. This is sooo. utterly. brilliantly. hilarious.

[@TheMcpherson4]

Jeff just elevates EVERYTHING!!!

[@Wingedmagician]

Jason was ok too

[@broknsword23]

The commercial needs an Emmy!

[@SweetJohnnyCage]

I can never be sure if they're modulating Carrie's voice in these scenes, because it's obvious Fred is just doing a voice.

[@olliefoxx7165]

Her voice is definitely modulated.

[@tommyboy1090]

She said in an interview that they modulate her voice

[@Greatlakesgal1111]

Fred does it too well😂👏🏻👏🏻

[@duncanrathband5492]

Hard to articulate why but this is one of my favourite Portlandia sketches

[@RonLo]

This is one of the funniest episodes! I love it! THE PULL OUT KING!!!

[@grimcity]

This was goddamned ART. Also, ALL HAIL GOLDBLUM!

[@lautz2]

The greatest skit ever made lmao

[@jrsoto8284]

This couple scares me but I love watching them!

[@irenemax3574]

Oh man, you said it.

[@falcoperegrinus82]

That cat in the last scene was not having a good day 🤣

[@TheLesleegirl]

Hahaha.........like a train that pulls out to let the steam out.....Goldblums's "I don't have to..." 😜

[@andreaholcock8992]

When I was a kid and my grandma made the couch into a bed for me to sleep on it blew my tiny mind

[@matthawkins5006]

"Gelenda Danziga if it's a girl". next level

[@paryanindoeur]

I knew guys like this in Portland -- Motorcycles, leather jackets, robbed banks on the weekends... interesting juxtaposition with all the froo-froo stuff that also exists in Portland.

[@davidnicholson6680]

"And"... *conspiratorily muffles his mouth with his hand* "we're having a saallle."

[@wbenken7655]

The old bad burrito baby mistake

[@myaccount5204]

Portlandia is so weird, but it’s hilarious

[@melinabobina1503]

“Im going come to you and then I’m going to come in you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 forever the funniest line

[@charlesmiller6281]

Best documentary ever.

[@1967lovechild]

They are so darling they make me cry. I love these characters.♥️🌟🌺🤩😉😘💞

[@profile2047]

It’s like Tim, Eric, and Doug just came in for the pull out king commercial. I wouldn’t be surprised if they did.

[@H_n_H_Nailgun]

Thank you for this random reditor

[@luciferStar420]

Jeff is always hilarious I laughed too hard at this skit when I first seen it long ago

[@sr.gateau]

The best thing Jeff Goldblum ever did! This and The Fly.

[@boboala1]

"...I will put this mustache all over you..." "...I mean...everywhere...[smirk]..." These two just knock it outa the park! LOL!

[@Kobiwan_]

Goldblum is just so charismatic, you are just sold on everything he says.

[@hosank]

6:45 Has anyone else noticed that their house isn't a 1 bedroom?

[@cactaceous]

One door is the bedroom, the other is the bathroom, where Fred came out of. Pay attention.

[@mikepagano1809]

"I have a two door RAV4"

[@JamesAckley-c8h]

I still watch this show daily. Thanks to ifc

[@sierramarkham8596]

"Nor should they." 😂😂😂😏

[@scottbrandon9390]

Jeff Goldblum as the pull out king.

[@smallywaters7063]

Jeff Goldblum is a genius!

[@fitoxic0]

that little run, he did before jump on the bed was so accurate hhahaha

[@gregolas5873]

I have such a crush on Nina lol. I’m so glad Lance treats her right, she’s a gem 😍

[@smiller4659]

Love Jeff Goldblum.

[@benburnett2706]

Goldbloom kills it…once again

[@marcalvarez4890]

Im disturbed how much Lance resembles my bad moods.

[@mr.nihilz3283]

I AM THE PULLOUT KING! YOU OWE ME ROYALTIES!!

[@DRMegaone]

"There's no other "guys" when there's a king."

[@mikefloyd3152]

Rick who's the pullout king? You are

[@AdovianDones]

WHERE is the impostor! lmaoo one show countless timeless skits

[@marooncity1]

Anyone know the song lance is playing at the beginning?

[@the503creepout7]

Anybody know what song/band is playing while Lance is working on his bike?

[@gaurav889]

Why is a baby wearing contact lenses so funny

[@brianpack369]

irony

[@Egoblivion]

One of my favorite thing in life!

[@noahhenson1669]

"Watch your balls." -- Fred (to Carrie)

[@neon_5_lego]

I'm a simple man. I see Jeff Goldblum, I like the video

[@henrynoel4223]

She's just started her period and they're about to have a roll on the new mattress.

[@Skoora]

7:40 Fred just killing it

[@EmeraldView]

That's a great way to describe it to a child. When you need to. 😂

[@oliviajofficial]

Who else is very attracted to Carrie as Lance??? 👀😂✨

[@leonprowse5806]

Goldblum going full Goldblum

[@apnudi]

Thank you Jason!

[@redpillqueer8303]

Who doesn't love how Jeff Goldblum always talks like he just finished a footlong BLT?

[@jroc2201]

That couch is so big! That horn when they made the delivery! They are some crazy people

[@norakennedy4670]

This show was brilliant

[@adequatebus8280]

Jeff Goldblum is a genius. -C

[@justreallybored6014]

"Im gonna come to you and come in you" Im gonnna use that.

[@mirivm9536]

Love this show ❤

[@BrianBattles]

The delivery trumpeter...Amazon should adopt that concept

[@johnarchluleta]

I want your mustache everywhere...I mean *eerrrywwwwwwwhhhhherreee hahaha

[@PlantCraft]

Omg how did they keep a straight face in the last scene

[@jackster1212]

Love that Jeff Goldblum is the pullout king.

[@cariabel2950]

U know what song that was in the beginning?

[@desireef1weekly]

I'd let Jeff pull out.

[@andrewvasquez8541]

I guess I just ate a bad burrito 🌯 💀

[@TylerBaraby]

Anybody else notice the pullout king is 69.99?

[@fighttheevilrobots3417]

Niiiiiiicccceeee

[@mchevre]

Actually a really nice deal no joke

[@rockerorivera]

Crazy how these skits could not be done in i todays sensitive beta male climate

[@jeffsims8270]

2:16 - 'Glendal Danziga'? Is that what Nina said?

[@kylebowles9820]

"Here I come! Here I come! ..I don't have to.."

[@drottercat]

Hilarious. Fred Armisen kills me.

[@cariabel2950]

What song was that in the beginning!?

[@Mike-zd8wq]

Smokin' hot pipe

[@woowaptibam5253]

@2:48 "you don't like toys... I like my motorcycle... I have a Two door rav 4!! Lmfao I love how they slipped in the two door part. Everyone knows how ugly they are/were!!

[@thugger-vandross]

6:17 FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[@kegsofvomitspit]

Between this and Tim & Eric, Goldblum always plays a perfect store owner/manager.

[@beastinthesky6774]

I've always thought that Goldblum just plays himself in all of his roles, but his persona is such an exquisite blend of charming and weird that it works and nobody tires of it.

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

@@beastinthesky6774 His humor, um. Finds a way...

[@richardgadberry8398]

9:09 "I'm so turned-I just came."

[@georgewang2947]

The angelic holy music at 1:38 "I don't know what happened, but I'm definitely pregnant" 👼🙏

[@kaliopeajones6412]

I love Lance so much. LOL

[@Sara88890]

"Ask Corin" lol