Suburban Sasquatch: The Best and Worst Bigfoot Movie Ever

[@hobowitharay-gun261]

He owns a DVD that has hundreds of bad movies on it? Bruh we are set for the next few years.

[@brianaguilar8283]

It’s one of those cheap DVD bundles you find in the bargain bin

[@tranz2deep]

@@brianaguilar8283 He did warn you; he finds garbage.

[@brianaguilar8283]

tranz2deep ummm, I’m already aware of that

[@iswayuri]

@@brianaguilar8283 he's just reminding you

[@hypnoticskull6342]

Enough said

[@CrumpledPaperHearts]

Bruh, right after Bigfoot takes the broom for “squish-squish” the add that popped was, “tired of using that gross mop? Switch to a swifter wet jet!” 🤣🤣🤣 GEEZUS!

[@coremitsi922]

"I'm a possum, I find garbage." This is my favourite intro in all of youtube.

[@mr.kitsune1531]

Though a Racoon, the "trash panda", would fit better

[@etove8222]

*cracks a cold one*

[@glidershower]

I still think his best lines are "Fucking ants" and "That motherfucker drinked the redbull", lolz.

[@niceaudiokevin3921]

*Lana Rhoades has entered the chat*

[@duckduckington8947]

Wait... Is his drink liquefied garbage?

[@OldeCat]

"Monsters are not real like the boogeyman or your father" Had slight chuckle on that one

[@greensun5998]

The sasquatch sounds like an actor warming up before voicing Scooby Doo.

[@aelius3805]

He's gonna need some aloe vera after that.

[@NYUMIR]

XD

[@SyrusRiggs]

"Dave!" Dave being forced to eat his own heart "DAVE!"

[@SalariaStudios]

I laughed so hard harder than I should have

[@Americanspy-hn2kw]

Wtf Dave stupid idiot what are you doing

[@MilkT0ast]

That shit wa great

[@therealfran1149]

* angrily mumbles in inexperienced actor *

[@crimsondynamo615]

He seems more annoyed at Dave than actually scared that his friend is being force fed his own heart. The fact Sasquatch rips Dave’s arm and throws it at him is even funnier.

[@arky8515]

“So after the bullet ricochets off a leaf.”

[@felixargyle3194]

*S T O N K S*

[@localdingus6788]

I’ve heard that this can actually happen when a bullet is moving fast enough. But I think the movie was just being stupid in this case.

[@Cretaal]

@@localdingus6788 Low mass, high velocity rounds do get redirected by underbrush. "9 for the hood, 45 for the woods" is a saying I've heard a few times, also heard it as "glock for the hood, colt for the woods" just because bigger, slower rounds tumble through with less deviation more like a stone. You run in to a highly exaggerated form of this issue when you play airsoft, having to opt for heavier rounds that travel slower and have more arc but isn't offset by wind and debris as much. But they don't... ricochet so to speak... so TL;DR you're right.

[@morgansmith229]

@@Cretaal Thank you, I've now learned this.

[@jimtaylor294]

>is instantly reminded of the 50 Cal & RPG immune Banana Leaves in COD

[@deltaknight2764]

5:18 "Taco-hontas" That is the most hilariously and offensive nickname I've ever heard.

[@matthewmishley8457]

Well she fits her stereotyp... I mean spirituality of her people...

[@TestyCool]

I'm native American to the point you can just look at me and tell. I still find that joke hilarious. On a similar note. When Taco-hontas has her black and wite flash back thing. The purple stuff that pops out around the screen. Didn't that same effect happen when you play Zelda's Lullaby in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?

[@zerohasnovalue1681]

I wondered how far it was going to take 🤣😂✌️

[@zerohasnovalue1681]

I’m Mexican I guess we off set each other 😂

[@ilija6338]

Hearing him imitate the sasquatch sound with that picture was actually adorable

[@r.j.penfold]

It was until squatch-squatch came looking for squish-squish.

[@wyrm2591]

ikr

[@Zemlyaa]

the sasquatch looks like a king kong rip off btw

[@A22537]

kenzie McKenzie If somebody decided to make king kong their restaurant mascot

[@fanamatakecick97]

I showed my friend that part of the movie while we were high as shit. He couldn’t stop laughing

[@edwardbostic531]

"Tacohantas goes and talks to her Italian grandpa" Lmfao, bruh

[@arky8515]

Tacohontas: *throws axes at log* Sasquatch: “Oh well now you’ve ruined it!”

[@therealfran1149]

I’m about to end this log’s whole career

[@Maggerama]

lol

[@williansnobre]

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at the name Tacohontas xD

[@KuperSpyronicStudios]

@@williansnobre I did

[@DeeJay576]

@@williansnobre funny shit tho bro. I didnt even see it coming!! 😂 👊🏾

[@VictoryOfThePeople11]

Honestly, Karens calling the police after mildly being frustrated/distress is the most accurate thing 2020 has taught us.

[@nicosmind3]

The woman eating that hotdog was the most horrible thing ive ever seen

[@nicosmind3]

@Ed Gein Metaphor for idiot who doesnt know what hes doing or talking about i thought

[@brianaguilar8283]

The closeup of her eating a hotdog was nauseating

[@nicosmind3]

@Eaxl You believe in white privilege? Youve a lot to learn there considering 90% of what youre bitching about. Which is ok depending your age. I was just as uninformed in the past. But if you think youre informed and are making a legit comment youre mistaken (ive made many comments as bad or worse in my time, not attacking you as a person but the ideas you hold).

[@nicosmind3]

@Eaxl Well on my phone so hard to go through point by point but anything you think you were correct on that you specifically want challenged? Youre blaming boomers for a lot theyre not responsible for, and millennials often want to give more power to those who caused the current mess

[@brianaguilar8283]

Eaxl you had to be that guy didn’t you?

[@mabs9503]

"They're not really here, like the boogey man or your father." >sends kid out to get eaten by a monster because she doesn't feel like messing with it Single moms.

[@danielwilson8604]

Makes you wonder what happened to the father.....

[@niceaudiokevin3921]

@@danielwilson8604 😳

[@thatoneguy9291]

Daniel Wilson yeetus and retreatus

[@crimsondynamo615]

@@danielwilson8604 he was given the carol baskin

[@GranddukeofWales]

@@danielwilson8604 must've been bigfoot

[@bwebii]

Possum is now officially a Big Deal Amazing

[@pizzasuicide7392]

I'm so stupid I thought the amazing was a show more

[@ttcrazycrew382]

possum will always be a big deal

[@yung_manchild]

Pizza Suicide same here

[@becauseamerica5831]

@@yung_manchild me too

[@johntowner1893]

Booooooo... I mean.. congratulations!

[@Matthew-Anthony]

1:26 "Some movies have a multitude of minor flaws which compound on to the movie until it breaks. Some movies have one or two really big flaws that by themselves are enough to sink the whole movie. Some movies have flawed premises, which cause them to fail before they even start. Most bad movies are just boring and don't inspire enough discus to even be worth talking about. But some movies suffer from the unholy trinity: bad premise, bad execution, and multiple gaping flaws." ~Possum Reviews

[@thomaswaters4963]

B rated horror movie.Bigfoot is embarrassed that such a movie about him like this even exists.I think they spent not even $200.00 for the bigfoot costume off of Amazon.

[@gideonjones8088]

Ok so let me get this straight: Small town cops call a journalist to the scene of a murder. Then they tell him not to be a journalist and tell people, and think he'll actually listen to them. He goes to his boss to tell him that the cops are trying to cover up a double homicide, and his boss isn't jumping for joy over this amazing source of controversy, scandal, and new stories to sell? The hell were these people smoking when they wrote this script?

[@cramorantisgod4533]

Whatever it is I want some.

[@r.j.penfold]

They weren't. They were licking toads and puffer fish.

[@SoulSir5vr]

@@r.j.penfold And huffing Sasquatch fur!!!😝

[@lesleyking8669]

Cocaine, and weed

[@gelraldoldo5152]

They are just finished reading twilight.

[@Jokoko2828]

Fuck, the scene where sasquatch knocks the dude into the river with a ripped off arm is still the funniest goddamn thing to me.

[@pencilcase8068]

This movie is the best thing in the world

[@crimsondynamo615]

Dave!

[@Sizzlor]

This movie still looks better than the new Charlie's Angels.

[@realhumanbean7915]

Mr. Strontium Because there’s a new Charlie’s angels?

[@nickc8863]

don't... no... are you serious? are they doing it again? are we re-lighting that dumpster once more?

[@mikeoxlong1395]

Looks like it has more heart, too.

[@Sizzlor]

@@mikeoxlong1395 I love your avatar.

[@luizfelipevbf5567]

@@nickc8863 it's already out and it already bombed. Only 8 million domestically in a budget of 50 million with 50 million more in marketing.

[@pathatfield2543]

The way that you incorporate the names of your patrons into the actual review is one of the best things about it.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

Officer Eyebrows and Officer Goatee. My two new favorite characters.

[@Adam_and_steve]

I tried to like this comment, but everytime I pressed the like button it sent me to the reply page instead of likeing it so I made this comment instead. =_=

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

@@Adam_and_steve Well, I appreciate the thought.

[@CheeseYourself]

6:38 That "Dave" had the same energy as "you broke my TV?!", even though Dave is getting torn to pieces in front of him

[@meuriellahall6201]

The joke about annoying intros was EXTREME LAUGHTER.

[@meuriellahall6201]

@@IroquoisPliskin_ ???

[@meuriellahall6201]

@@IroquoisPliskin_ Is it that it's obvious it's funny? if so then ok if not then i don't understand.

[@beanthebean1002]

Bruh

[@meuriellahall6201]

@@IroquoisPliskin_ Oh ok usally people use bruh for some dumb joke or meme but instead you used it in a good way.

[@dumbass3427]

Bruh

[@matthewzablocki5310]

"She had to attend an Elizabeth Warren rally". Lmfao. Im done.😂😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

Warren & Sue Sanchez for 2Ø56 lol

[@ShawnofSteel874]

The crack of that beer can is music to my ears

[@TheSefirosu200x]

36:10 whoa, the filmakers had enough money to pay for internet so that they could download Blender and have a little bit of CG? I am officially _impressed_ by this film's budget now! I mean, it costs _at least_ $250 to have internet installed! I'm surprised they were able to scrape together that much cash!

[@VelkanAngels]

Wow, I definitely couldn't afford to live where you live, lol.

[@lucajustluca8257]

Hi im a possum and i find garbage *Says while looking straight at my eyes*

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

Well he ain't wrong about me

[@iswayuri]

Luckily I'm a deformed by a thermonuclear reaction

[@stormshadow2470]

@@iswayuri Same

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@iswayuri atleast you now know what not to react on.

[@rabidhog4912]

Yeah you could say that about me

[@gregorymckenzie7511]

"I don't know why I bothered to explain this. Nobody is going to read it." I guess I don't exist.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

I would like to see a Possum directed film. He seems to know a hell of a lot more about shot composition than the next guy, or the guy who directed this movie for that matter.

[@diegodevars4618]

Hmmm no offense but I don't think he is capable He is respectable, and fun but I doubt half of us can do a good movie. Most of these films start with someone thinking they "know" shot composition. But doing it it's harder. Watching and doing are two different things

[@magic_potato1375]

Diego Devars k

[@ljuc]

He is a possum. Possums can't film.

[@bananasinfrench]

It’s a nice sentiment, but just because you’re able to identify what doesn’t work doesn’t always mean you can make a good movie from scratch. That’s what the Nostalgia Critic thought, and it made him look like an asshole lol

[@bradleysaunders159]

having a competent understanding of film-making is certainly part of what makes possum a good reviewer. I like to think I have a decent understanding of lot of the components of good (and bad/mediocre) cinematography, writing, acting, and other fundamental building blocks of a good film, as well as how they should mesh and interact with one another to achieve the intended result. (insofar as I could communicate effectively the reasons individual parts of a film, scene etc or the sum of those parts does or does not work and make an educated guess as to the intention behind the decisions that went into that result). That being said while that is an important part of being an effective shot compositor, director, actor, sound mixer, cameraman, staging professional, or any of the many roles taken on by film-making professionals, there are many other factors that go into creating a good film. I don't doubt that Possum would be more than capable of creating technically and artistically competent films if he decided to pursue that as a serious undertaking, it's important to remember that commentary/analysis professionals in many different fields of interest, art, competition etc aren't necessarily on the same level of applied expertise. A sportscaster may very well be able to effectively explain why an interaction between players/teams happened in the way it did and what that likely means in regards to the implications that interaction will have going forward in the game for both teams in different inter-related categories (psychology, metagame, momentum etc). Sorry for being stupidly longwinded. To clarify I'm not trying to say Possum wouldn't be better than the average director because his knowledge base is going to provide him with the ability to, at the very least, understand the quality of what he's filmed and make changes if necessary. Definitely not saying he would be worse than the director of suburban sasquatch because, I mean, that's like being better at running than someone who has wind-chimes for knees and is currently in a catatonic state. That being said the skillset for understanding and communicating the skill involved in, and nuances of a craft isn't the same skillset that's required to produce a craft with the same level of competence and nuance. It's just that they operate off of the same knowledge base in many ways.

[@DrHurricaneA115]

Whenever I hear "reeerarreaaarrrrrr" I die from laughing.

[@ufoclips1]

I think of my old Suzuki scrambler 2 stroke.

[@jimtaylor294]

I think of a Dog with a serious stomach complaint XD.

[@TsubasaAnimations]

The way that guy just stands there yelling "Dave" while his posture makes it look like more of a "Dave wtf?"

[@Avarioth]

It reminded me so much of Scary Movie 3, when Brenda got killed by the girl from The Ring and Cindy keeps going "Brenda...? Brenda, are you okay? ~Lifts decapitated head of Brenda~ Brenda...?"

[@MDPToaster]

Tsubasa Animations My guess is that they originally intended for Dave to wander off into some bushes and get mauled off screen but for some reason they changed it.

[@spoopyd.8910]

Yo Dave stop fucking dying man. Like, wtf dude?

[@LordVolta]

he's mad because fishing with the boys got interrupted

[@brianaguilar8283]

A combination of shitty acting, shitty direction and shitty writing

[@cyfogens]

I love how the sun reflects off of officer eyebrow's hat badge in one of the "night" shots

[@portalfreak7628]

1:00 Did you censor the word "terror?" Is youtube's bullshit that bad you have to censor a basic english word at the risk of being demonitized? Honestly it wouldn't surprise me.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I wonder how the hardcore band of that name is faring

[@sacredsin7282]

I wouldn’t be surprised if that is the case. KZbin’s censoring has gotten to ludicrous proportions.

[@lexlang7688]

I learned more about film making in the first 5 minutes of this review than I did in my first year at film school.

[@r.j.penfold]

Damn

[@artofalmost9479]

Same

[@jackingofftoraelilblack2342]

I remember the 50 movies in one DVD thing most of them were just either nudity or just lame horror movies

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Alex• or lame horror nudity

[@leviroch]

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 no such thing as lame horror nudity. . . There is only the 'expected horror nudity', of which, if the budget and attractive locals are missing, can be rather lacklustre or shoehorned in. . . But it is never lame lol, its basically as required as the camera and buckets cheap fake blood

[@Gideon13397]

Yeah, most of them look like porn.

[@ghettolicerx2]

Those where the days

[@Pecogo1]

"Tacohontas" is now my idea for a restaurant, and I have already filed the patent, if you dare utilize it in ANYTHING I will sue you, be advised.

[@karrotkek9352]

This movie is so halariously bad it has to have been this bad on purpose.

[@carbon4454]

Intentionally bad is always just horribly depressing, unintentionally bad is hilarity, I do not believe any human could be on such a higher level of existence as to make this intentionally

[@PossumReviews]

It's not intentional. The official DVD has a making-of documentary where they talk about it like it's a real movie. They were just delusional.

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Possum Reviews oh yes with the infamous I am secretly a killer couch lol

[@killian9314]

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 wait, what?

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

A1pha Ch3rnovak in the making of, the director sits on s couch and red letter media cast says they could pan to the left and he looks like a serial killer filming a confession on why he skinned his wife and made her a lamp lol

[@Austroid]

11:08 Possum's roars whenever I need to hear them again.

[@ScarletWFire]

Why does his sound effect sound like a dying motorcycle or lawnmower

[@royalbabes5358]

broke ass righttttt that’s what I said

[@ScarletWFire]

@@royalbabes5358 hi baby💜

[@royalbabes5358]

broke ass hey baby 💖😆

[@tranz2deep]

He's a possum, not a Foley.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

ruwerrerrwurrerrerrerr

[@ShaggyRacc]

Suburban Sasquatch is a "horror" movie version of Tommy Wiseau's The Room

[@pureevil9496]

*Grrroar grrroar* Possum doing the roar was too cute Taco is hot I learned something about cameras

[@therealfran1149]

Wtf is this comment

[@imatroll5611]

Ok

[@rabidhog4912]

Oh god why…. Why is this true….

[@CrazyLikeUhFox]

@@therealfran1149 it is truth

[@bear2601]

I used to own the trash films but since I just moved into a new house I accidentally threw away boxes full of "trash" which happened to have that 😂

[@salhb737tm2]

Thats a loss I wouldnt even wish on my enemies

[@ChrisParlett]

Tachohontas? Ha!. Christ, tuna went up my nose.

[@carbon4454]

La-pouilo-hontas still takes the cake honestly

[@noname-bv4lh]

"Taco"-hontas

[@greaserat4126]

Did you snort tuna?

[@obsidianclorox]

*Tacohontas

[@pencilcase8068]

What did it mean? I'm so confused

[@GearShotgun]

0:04 I love how the beer is already empty after he opens it

[@ThungStudios]

14:51 the way they actually tracked the blood particles and got them to stop spurting when he covered his wound probably took 90% of the budget, which explains why the rest of the movie is so shit

[@frankthespank]

6:38 “Dave!” “…..come on Dave, Dave? This is ridiculous Dave.” “I’m disappointed in you Dave.” “Really Dave? Are you kidding me Dave?” …………….Dave.

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Thanks to a Kid Friendly Cthulhu I found one of the most relatable review channels

[@metalgearhank]

Same

[@spaghetman4288]

I like how he just brushed off the line where the woman says "monsters aren't real just like the boogeyman or your father" and then the kid just looks sad

[@radicalcat4942]

The comedy in this video is pure gold.

[@hydrogenone6866]

*Squish, Squish!*

[@iswayuri]

@@hydrogenone6866 *Excuse me what?*

[@gopherasoda2492]

Sasquatch wanting to make squish squish with opposum busts in: Opposum: Proceeds to throw patrons under the bus

[@clongshanks5206]

Still better than Doom: Annihilation

[@deinos1229]

AGREED

[@yoboikamil525]

True

[@niceaudiokevin3921]

Accurate

[@Wicked061]

Gonna have to agree with ya.

[@gravedigger6427]

Yep

[@abrahemsamander3967]

I like how you called out how the boys could’ve been describing a dog or a stranger. I hate how they never think of that in movies. I hope actual parents take it seriously.

[@sirquack1815]

My guess on the hot dog scene is that it's trying to get the viewer to see that the "horror" of sasquatch eating a human is no different that how the pig feels about being slaughtered for food?

[@Adam_and_steve]

Kind of a fucked up way to see it but I get your point.

[@Avarioth]

Imagine if pigs were secretly highly intelligent with the same level of awareness as humans, but they just can't communicate with us, so they all know exactly what's happening to them and what WILL happen... Good thing that ain't true xP.

[@Adam_and_steve]

@@Avarioth ever hear of "Charlotte's Web"

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

Alex Gabriel So we must eat them to stop a rebellion got it

[@imadrifter]

Ima go out and buy a 6000 pack of hot dogs. Thanks for the warning guys. We can stop this if we just eat a bunch of hot dogs. I'm doing my part

[@OgreBattleIsForeverMore]

I need to stop watching Possum Reviews after midnight, because my neighbors are complaining about my loud laughter.

[@wizardsinew9160]

is no one going to acknowledge the fact that the sasquatch costume has some tig ol' bitties? like DAMN those are some honkanahoogs if i've ever seen em

[@coryzilligen790]

There was a censorship bar over them when I saw a link from another video. XD

[@613harbinger316]

Look closer between the legs...

[@cringelord3342]

Possum reviews has to have the best way to introduce patreons

[@Sasha-np7ct]

the three people that disliked the video the director his wife his sidechick

[@jacknapier8201]

Alexander Pavlov bold of you to imply that the director could get ONE girl

[@gachanokuni1062]

Jack Napier Its bold of you to think that the diector didn’t buy an anime body pillow and made one of it the wife and the other the side chick

[@ufoclips1]

@9600GTMAN And the sasquatch.

[@gibbous_silver]

56 dislikes as I’m writing this

[@PieknyMarian]

KZbin needs more Possum Reviews NOW!

[@curleyqreviews9793]

"Monsters aren't real like the boogeyman or your father." Geez. What a line. Edit: Holy crap 636 likes. Thank you.

[@yersiniapestis1039]

Best mom in the world

[@deltakronrewardsvariant4340]

Best part of the movie right there

[@ayoutubechannel2048]

@@deltakronrewardsvariant4340 best part of any movie

[@joseroman5084]

Wow!?!

[@reproductionmaster7271]

before i heard the line in the movie i thought that possum would say that he didnt even mention it

[@strangerturtle929]

The patreons after they make squish squish with Sasquatch: Well I'm never supporting someone I like again

[@Ditrolashr]

Keep this content coming my guy, you're really entertaining to watch

[@lol-js8kg]

Oml your prp

[@WWII25]

11:37 It's about time. This porno was taking forever.

[@frozenturtlefarts1025]

The reason why he didn't drown was because his spirit animal PBR protected him.

[@613harbinger316]

Pabst Blue Ribbo has a spirit animal?!

[@madeye3514]

you underrated piece of possum ,i found your channel now and god its a goldmine ,thank you for existing , you are like a mix of gradeAunderA ,sam'o nella and cinema sins.

[@jwnj9716]

This movie is a work of Art....really, I'm serious.

[@ScarletWFire]

It's one of those art pieces made of stuff found in the garbage out back of restaurants

[@coryzilligen790]

Sure, but on the understanding that there are canned turds that are considered works of art.

[@markiangooley]

Certainly a work of Dave’s, at least.

[@ZION73082]

@Hedgiethe Hog The writer of this movie: I shoved a giant dildo in the dirt in the middle of my backyard surrounded by sneakers filled with banana pudding " I'M FUCKING KUBRICK! ' lol 😂🤣

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@markiangooley Art... as in Arthur?

[@approachingetterath9959]

I gotta give it to you, i love the ways you always incorporate your patreons. It's so unique and always catches me off guard. Just like the twenty ads but you deserve them

[@lucasfryman4800]

"Breathing harder than Movie Bob up a flight of stairs." Wow. That is the most savage roast of a KZbinr nobody cares about anymore.

[@MonkeyWithNoBomb]

The three virtues of bad movies: bad premise, bad execution, and multiple gaping flaws.

[@juanperezwar8748]

Damn like 10 ads but you need it so it's cool

[@davisthegamelord]

Gotta get that ad money before KZbins next purge

[@brothercartman]

Thank God for adblock

[@nickv.3573]

@@brothercartman damn, cant support the creators you like that earn it?

[@notaloafofbread773]

what are ads

[@Equus21]

17:17- This is when you know you're watching a classy channel.

[@Eminster]

Every time you upload is like a special occasion.

[@berengustav7714]

"Babe,wake up,Possum just uploaded!"

[@BrotherRed53]

25:03 "My Leg!" Please tell me that was a Spongebob reference!😂

[@leyndumlegends1358]

Possum, you're going places. I can't wait to see how big this channel gets, cause you sure as hell deserve every subscriber you get.

[@aj.lopezg]

This movie looks like a “To Catch A Predator” episode

[@davidzapata2184]

I'm counting 9 ads, proud of ya!

[@Dumbashe]

You’re the most creative movie reviewer on youtube that i know. Particulary thanking your patrons in creative ways

[@goldenscholar3181]

Redneak 1:DAVE Redneak 2: help me I being attack by rip-off bigfoot Redneak 1: DAVE Redneak 2: TOM GET HELP OR DO SOMETHING Redneak 1: DAVE Redneak 2: I hate you Tom Redneak 1:DAVEEEE Redneak 2 died from rip-off Bigfoot

[@salhb737tm2]

Daveee I told you not to die today

[@ghostmarine3608]

I Love how the officers has guns as big as their heads in their hands at all time and not in a holster...like didnt the director find a gun with a holster for his movie ? most airsoft guns comes with holsters goddamn it XD

[@weebstuff6465]

It was better than I could have imagined agent Jame’s intro was incredible

[@baroquerookbr3214]

17:53 the spotlight isn't just off. This scene is straight up shot during the day, with a filter applied to make it look like it's shot at dusk. This film is a masterpiece. 😂

[@brianaguilar8283]

He mentioned that

[@kevinmorgan3292]

The placement of the ads is hilarious

[@mr.nobodyx]

06:21 "what are they expecting to catch there, Typhoid?"

[@somerandumguy8281]

10 minutes and 49 seconds it took him ten minutes to talk about the bigfoot's roar, I can't be the only one going insane

[@timtheskeptic1147]

I honestly thought the sasquatch sound was Possum doing a crummy dub parody to avoid copyright strikes. Nope, that is the actual sound.

[@chrisperrien7055]

Best growl/roar in movie history, next to Godzilla. But it is much more "personal" , than Godzilla. Sasquatch is going to eat you, and/or tear off some limbs, rather than squash your whole town/city.

[@timtheskeptic1147]

@@chrisperrien7055 I make scarier noises waking up with a hangover.

[@ollaughingbeta2233]

8:18 was pretty fun and I'm disappointed that you didn't comment on that.

[@topherowlish]

Possum, just wanted to say I read all the technical info about pixels. Thank you for explaining all that and taking the time to do so.

[@JacobTheCroc]

This is the only channel I have adblock turned off on, becsaue it's worth doing so.

[@genericweeb7300]

"...Officer goatie comes back in time and then starts effeminitely batting at the sasquatch's chest like an angry teenage girl..."

[@DigitalFulcrum]

"is some amnature journalist" So.... A journalist then.

[@DhonJoe]

Been here since 10k. Love to see the channel grow.

[@nothoughtsheadempty3097]

That intro animation physically and mentally scarred me..amazing!

[@Rob-yu6tk]

ewww furry.

[@chucheeness7817]

"Rurur RAWRRR" -Suburban Sasquatch Lucky you had a DVD of that lying around. I've been searching for that movie, online and in stores ever since that Spotlight Episode.

[@nickc8863]

dude, I love the way you make your videos! I don't think anybody else has a cooler way of saying thank you to the paytreon subs? you always go the extra length to be creative and funny without coming off as being insincere, or overly patronizing. ill climb out of your butt now, but I just wanted to thank you for being cool.

[@DrCoeloCephalo]

I laughed my ass off at "Tacohontas" I love a review with a sense of humor.

[@hydrogenone6866]

*"Squish Squish!"* ....😂

[@devoidoverlord1836]

We make squish squish

[@Avarioth]

No shnu-shnu?

[@devoidoverlord1836]

@@Avarioth squish squish yes?

[@fallthefox699]

i squish squish your mom

[@devoidoverlord1836]

@@fallthefox699 you are my mom squish squish

[@theonlybilge]

This video is the happiest I've ever heard Shaym.

[@thresholdhatesrevenant2620]

I really appreciate the bubbles sound effect at 30:04 that makes me feel like I'm in an underwater level of crash bandicoot.

[@warsawpacked418]

This movie needs a prequel. I want to see the Tacohontas origin story.

[@etove8222]

when you sit through a dozen 4-minute ads to support the channel

[@acewolfgang276]

I need to download the Sasquatch sound for a ringtone

[@pencilcase8068]

Bruh i already use the nokia arabic ringtone but now you have put this idea in my head