"Hello, is it me you're looking for?"

[@robertroberts3rd265]

I'm sure the title was my suggestion lol

[@powertotheproletariat]

I think it was! 😁

[@BigGoucho]

@@powertotheproletariat I Started A Joke was a Bee Gees song too 🙂

[@painterman235]

@@BigGoucho I have the album with that track on ... Red Chair Fadeaway was another .. New York Mining disaster 😀

[@sashacoe25]

@@BigGoucho Faith no more did a brilliant cover, just like Warpigs imo better than the originals!

[@sharpspencer3234]

@@BigGoucho Lest not us forget the Lionel Richie song "Hello".

[@charliebruce592]

I think they both seem fairly new and fairly decent officers because they haven’t slammed you to the floor and used section 43 give them time.

[@alexanderevanska4274]

They will have been taught by now from the police play book. Initiate, intimidate and escalate.

[@TheAnonyy]

They sent then out because they are new.

[@shanewalker6609]

A camera is not a weapon it cant hurt you. They are scared of it because it dont lie. It exposes thier wrongdoings ignorance and lack of knowledge as far as basic laws are concerned. Keep them rolling, keep em accountable. Fantastic work Brother.👊

[@jackwatsonepic626]

Exactly

[@kenh3344]

Camera not a weapon? It shoots coppers and splatters them all over KZbin.??? Yeh cameras do a lot of damage to corrupt coppers

[@The-Weekend-Warrior]

@@jackwatsonepic626 It can definitely hurt you if you're acting shady :) Thank god it can :D

[@disconbobulated3514]

Cameras are a career killer ! That's the fear

[@simongreer6179]

A camera can be a weapon. If you chuck it at the officer's face, it can cause some damage now. However the main point on how police officers don't like them is because it exposes them

[@TomRogersOnline]

What on earth do these two police officers think they are doing? They are simply wasting everybody's time.

[@kevinchamberlain7928]

Auditing is terrifying (it is for me, anyhow) but I do it because I'm attempting to roll back rights that police stole from us. This proves it is beginning to work.

[@EAAUDITS]

So true. i get super dry mouth sometimes but good comment . Its really good auditing isn't it tho. PTTP has a gift

[@kevinchamberlain7928]

@@EAAUDITS I wasn't going to do any more because I have PTSD and I'm worried I might get triggered but I've changed my mind. There's one in the pipeline.

[@wokeupandsmellthecoffee214]

just subbed you

[@idaslpdhr]

And you do an amazing job, good on you

[@meriemwilliamson1005]

​@@kevinchamberlain7928 just subscribed too. 😁

[@creekyknee]

PC Lau and his colleague did a very good job in my opinion. I have to say I found it very funny when you engaged with them initially and answered all their questions with lines from songs. However, they kept their calm and especially PC Lau was very polite and respectful even though he was obviously perplexed at your replies and behavior. They also showed a genuine interest in listening to you and I feel/hope that they have benefitted from this interaction. Good on you guys !

[@ConAir94]

Wrong. You’re wrong. They engaged multiple times that’s not good

[@Neverod8doreveN]

Do you believe they came to check if he needed help? Honest question. Personally I believe that waa disingenuous of them.

[@dantealighieri9540]

Lau should know the law, he wouldn't be asking those ridiculous questions, would he. Leave innocent people alone. Innocents with or without a camera. Lau and his partner should have walked on. But they were probably sent here, and they were to ignorant to ask why.

[@jesuschrist2284]

4d chess plod bollox

[@sebulreath7401]

The real issue is the amount of assumed concerns of poorly trained police who clearly have no idea.

[@connect4glyn]

You got that right

[@mariojanaf5474]

there were numerous times that a beat cop and detective stop terrorist acts.. and that number is 0... usually, it has already happened or the special task force investigates for months.. these cops are real heroes, especially in London with thousand of CCTV...

[@garethblake544]

In some ways you have to feel a certain amount of simplify to well meaning young police officers but as you say there is no excuse for poor training.

[@allybee419]

I have never laughed soo much since watching your content, they say laughter is medicine for the soul. thumbs up!

[@copper4441]

I can't believe you only have 17 thousand subscribers that's crazy everyone share the content this guy kills it every time DJ, BA,PJ,NNY, LF none of these guys have anything on this guy articulate and he don't back down good on ya man

[@OBWanKenobi]

The issue is they hate the fact there is nothing they can do to stop you filming. They seem to have issues grasping your rights and their rights to interfere with you going about your lawful business.

[@MrMongoose221]

I think it's because they are so used to people just giving away all their rights instantly that they can't compute when someone doesn't follow their orders.

[@Azriel2k3]

One would think to live a life full of paranoia would be extremely exhausting.

[@Winchesterhouse1]

PC Lau did a great job nice to see good natured officers for once

[@jigpoke8798]

Just in case nobody else suggested, "Don't stand so close to me..."

[@bikeelectric4821]

16:11 the long pauses are WORTH THE WAIT, and they weren't really that long, and once I understood the cadence of the responses, I was fine with it anyways, ABSOLUTE GENIOUS - well done, please sir, may I have another

[@christinestanding]

I felt sorry for the young cops outside the police station. At first they looked truly perplexed. I warmed to them. The Asian-looking guy has a particularly lively mind.

[@TonyDawnsurfer]

I am filming the station to see if there is any corruption going on.😂

[@robertovers1863]

i know they have been trained to hit people, to talk down to people and to ignore people, but i think they were both off on the day they were trained on how to interact nicely with people.

[@thepianoman1010]

Number plates give the public no information apart from telling us whether the vehicle is taxed and MOT'd. I can never understand police arguing that point.

[@scotttchviski6706]

Maybe he is one of the constables who provide information from the PNC to third parties?

[@DMC888]

It’s quite telling how they consider it so easy to get personal information from a numberplate. Maybe they forget they’re one of the few organisations that do that.

[@jonhlewis6004]

Remind them that they record numbers all day and night with ANPR cameras. They used them to try to control the public.

[@adamdriver1016]

The Chinese officer has a heart of gold. Let's hope he's the inspector in 10 years

[@davet9708]

Just playing the good.

[@davet9708]

Pretending because of the camera.

[@Gematrinator]

@@davet9708 different story afew years ago before AB ect

[@hiphopdinromaniaXXX]

"the chinese" lol "englonds"

[@Gematrinator]

@@beyond_the_rubicon yeah, i do aswell, whats ur problem?

[@peterwilliams6956]

You educated those 2 police officers about filming and being paranoid over number plates.The Rolls Royce cars at end of film was wonderful to see.

[@powertotheproletariat]

Thanks Peter! The number plate rhetoric they use is so ridiculous to me 🤦‍♂️ thanks I thought they were cool too!

[@peterwilliams6956]

@@powertotheproletariat As you know only people with access to DVLA could get information from a number plate. I wonder if those 2 officers after you had educated them then go on to tell they colleges not to abuse they powers over some one filming.

[@scotttchviski6706]

@@rickc8865 Not me, Rick. Does this mean I'm not a normal law abiding person? You don't speak for most people, you only speak for you. You find it annoying and threatening.

[@scotttchviski6706]

@@rickc8865 I'm law abiding, too. It doesn't bother me one bit. Based on my circle of acquaintances it's either boring, sad or puzzling.

[@scotttchviski6706]

@@rickc8865 I've heard the same words used to describe fishing, golf and (according to my wife) football. How very dare she!

[@hashtag_thisguy]

Credit where credits due, Lau and his partner didn't escalate the situation. Just talked and tried to reason with a person rather than immediately treating/talking to you like a suspect/criminal

[@eliz9369]

Great video, as I knew it would be. Song refs funny and am sure they brought back memories for lots. Fantastic. Thank you PTTP!

[@newsnownorfolkuk5156]

Bud, to me you are the best one out there, I love you terminology and you now understand that scrutiny but also accountability is your purpose to be there.

[@tumshiewhacker4498]

Great vid, and made me laugh song references were funny, One thing when approached by the police always make sure keep moving round them until they are in front of you , they do this when people are being threating which is fair enough, but doing it to someone who only has a camera, is threatening and intimating to you and thats not on

[@jannenreuben7398]

Some of the smarter auditors move round them in such a way that any sunlight shines right into their faces. Very amusing to watch if done correctly.

[@tumshiewhacker4498]

@@jannenreuben7398 lol I have not spotted that before but will keep an eye out for that in the future 👍

[@martin9652]

The Off Duty Copper thinks he's still in Pakistan! We're in England Mate, we're free to Record anything we can see in Public & Ilford is ESSEX NOT LONDON no matter if they have given it a London Postcode...

[@zcharged8294]

its greater london

[@martin9652]

@@blah329 Essex

[@martin9652]

@@blah329 Just Cos Everyone and their Dog tries to talk like Londoner's, tries to, Be Like Londoner's, Charge Extortionate Prices for their Houses Like Londoner's, Don't Mean that they Are...LONDONER'S.

[@gooner8david]

In my book you're getting up there with the best ie; Focus Pocus,AB, Nobody Poor youre doing a great job the police and prisons are your best

[@brianbickle7395]

Job😂😂😂😂

[@wtc7665]

hes is the best hands down his manner and knowlege is incredible.

[@stick6860]

@@wtc7665 id say focus pocus is the most knowledgeable but this dude is pretty close

[@natasdabsi1138]

@@stick6860 hes way more knowledgable than focus pocus

[@BillyBoMagicShow]

“Man, I feel like a woman” should of been in there

[@internalerror]

Next time use: "Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch!" 😂

[@davidc4408]

Met the Asian cop before and he is a great asset to UK police. Always polite

[@sharpspencer3234]

That is a technique I have observed the police, using on a few occasions 8:53, saying something out of the ordinary so they might try, and make an informed decision on someone's state of mind.

[@davidtaylor8177]

In a ideal world. People wouldn't die in police custody 😢

[@Pete-wk7pf]

In an ideal world, we wouldn’t need police

[@constantinvaldor3742]

The Asian cop seems like a good officer.

[@barrywilliams670]

I thought Lau was one of the better officers, thought before he spoke and did not show any aggression and other officers could learn from his approach

[@davidc4871]

@ Barry Williams .... Does That Include Lau Secretly Recording

[@barrywilliams670]

@@davidc4871 Fair comment all of them have a bit of slime in them

[@hemedia7082]

Their training and thinking is appauling and to approach you a second time, after you asked them to leave quietly, constitutes harrasment. After such an encounter, my only question would be, have you caught a criminal today?

[@TheJosh2003]

This is hilarious 😂 they were so confused

[@tonyb9578]

I honestly think Officer Lau was trying to understand things. But I also think he would be with the rest of the bullies when you were getting arrested kneeling in your back etc to prove to the bullies he was one of them.

[@DaveCarterAL]

Police will often say "Having our plate numbers is a security risk to us reply "You also often say If you have nothing to hide why won't you tell us who you are" Well I hold you to that same standard, If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

[@disaffectedmale]

My question would be 'Do you go around harassing the 1000's of motorists with dashcams who see, film and record your numberplate and driving quality every day whenever you drive anywhere?'

[@DaveCarterAL]

@@disaffectedmale Even better would be to ask WHY its ok to have a dash cam, then when they say thats INSIDE the car, reply "the camera is INSIDE my phone.

[@wolvoman1]

Funny how when they question us it's "them having a cordial conversation" but when we do it it's "trying to start a confrontation"

[@staygulf83]

I like the sign on the wall which reads “Drivers beware of pedestrians”. Why, are they going to jump out and attack? It should surely read “Drivers, be aware of pedestrians” 🤔

[@makeitwork3929]

I think PC Lau wants to get it right and wanted to make it right, so hats off for the none bullish approach.

[@legobatman8353]

Great line from Skid Row for when the parasites get too close: You're standin' too close What the fuck's with you? You ain't my old lady And you ain't a tattoo No need to whimper No need to shout This party's over So get the fuck out

[@zcharged8294]

they didn't even ask you for your name or address. clearly a very good interaction, one of the much better ones ever seen

[@davidc4871]

Does That Include Lau Secretly Recording ( Edit ) I See Now It Was Both Of Them

[@zcharged8294]

@@davidc4871 apart from that part I guess then lol

[@alexmcphersen8664]

They were much friendlier than the rabid dogs who normally come out.

[@KarmaChameleon3029]

Respect to PC Lau. Very good demeanor.

[@barneybiggles]

We’re just having a conversation; what weirdo walks up to a complete stranger and says I want a conversation? I can find out from a number plate it’s MOT history; whoopee.

[@philflip1963]

Hilarious! (But they asked for it)! A classic case of the 'philanthropic entre' "Is there anything we can do for you?" The song lines caper was extraordinarily effective in preventing any further insidious intrusions. Funniest Audit I've seen in a long time!

[@RyanCFilmz]

You did well with that considering it's your first time trying this lyric method. If you work on it a few times every interaction you'll be a pro with the responces in the next few months

[@teslasbitch3905]

Watch all his videos this guy is one of the best.. him, nobody poor, Scouse audits, AB etc

[@peterjol]

Nobody bothers people with rolls royces parking on double yellow lines..

[@gooner8david]

I really think you're a natural at this and know your videos are going to be quality whilst other auditors upload lame content also the well thought out tunes you include are always fitting

[@Dudpistachio]

No way! My local station. Thank you for your work PTTP. Bless up 🙌🏽💙

[@Yoyo-01]

The loud music clips are a pain.

[@bikeelectric4821]

35:15 firefighters never worry about people filming their numberplates

[@TheSadButMadLad]

10:15 Having a conversation means not asking questions to get information. Having a conversation means talking about your opinions, thoughts, views and letting someone else know them, with the odd question thrown in. An interrogation is continual questions to get information.

[@bemamartinz889]

I love the pause technique the police get taught in police school that if they ask a question and then pause they expect you to start talking,but when it's put back on them......Well you've just witnessed here what can happen.

[@thegrimreapernetwork]

What great sense of humour. Totally missed by the police who haven't a clue. GDPR wins every time.

[@SheilaBullock-z2d]

Lets hope p.c.Lau. doesn't change.

[@thepianoman1010]

I don't know who designed that monstrosity of a building (Ilford police Station) ... but if he calls himself an architect, he is mistaken! A dreadful-looking building, put to shame by the great architecture of not so long back!

[@robertwallace3568]

Charles Rennie Macintosh is alive and well

[@philflip1963]

Dis am wat all Police Stations shud look like, Dalek guarded Porticos! See:- prisonguidecdn.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/birmingham.jpg The Horror!

[@justalitttleun]

Love the confusion in them with the song lyrics/titles😂

[@chrisdq1]

This is the way. 😂

[@anarchodandyist]

Those guys get a pass. You did good as so did they. Great interaction.

[@philipcooke9457]

I was beginning to think that those two officers were starting to take a fancy to you......after their second attempt to engage I hopefully think that they were starting to understand your train of thinking. Mentioning the NPCC paper to them was useful......perhaps the penny will eventually drop for them? I will not be holding my breath. Excellent video, very well done!!!!!

[@garyrowe58]

Assertive is the word for how you spoke!

[@careytitan9097]

You are so right, it makes me wonder too, what have they done, to be so worried about. Great content.

[@Nick-Emery]

Probably a little unfair to PC Lau, I genuinely think he was concerned for your mental health and wanted to help you

[@Edeskenney]

You played them like a Stradivarius, beautifully done.

[@pandemoniumlaughs7545]

The point of number plates ( vehicle registration) is they can be identified and recorded

[@hermanmunster3358]

Spotlight is on the piggies. Get used to it, piggies, you reap what you sow!

[@vincentgibbs9707]

I love the way you turned this into an art instillation!😆

[@presstodelete1165]

If they are so worried about number plates then why is there no legislation? Perhaps it is not a significant risk.

[@allyup3404]

Another good one. Getting better and better You'll soon be up there with the legend himself, Focus Pocus 😊

[@jackwatsonepic626]

Or AB (auditing Britain )

[@teslasbitch3905]

He is one of the best

[@turner6131]

Focus pocus is the main man great photography and excellent and above average interpersonal skills

[@cerealkiller4248]

PTTP was a suggestion on one of Focus’s vids, very glad to have discovered him I like his polite but deadly style 😎

[@robertmawby3021]

Why do they all ask if they can help? They have no intention of helping, they are only fishing to try to find something to use against you.

[@Jester-Riddle]

I think they might have been concerned about the 'auditor's' mental health the way he was talking and behaving initially ...

[@sixcylinders6346]

@Stephen Ford I think they were right to be concerned about his mental health. Loitering about near Police Stations and Job Centres is hardly normal behaviour.

[@brianbickle7395]

They’re not mental health professionals, they can’t help auditards.

[@alexmcphersen8664]

Its normal for auditors lol

[@MsElliemac]

if you had asked him for a 64a with fried rice he would have understood straight away!

[@andrewvardy3349]

oh my word HAHAHA the song lyrics is a fantastic touch!!!!!! Thankyou for making me laugh soooo much.

[@djvincentkelly5599]

Great interaction. Totally baffled them but at least they kept it professional throughout. Be great if you and Yardley Ski did a bit of photography together.

[@davefenney5704]

Whoop Whoop that's the sound of the police.

[@bikeelectric4821]

34:00 "just be careful" is a way of establishing dominance, he's not your father

[@paris4749]

The sign on the wall is bugging me,I keep reading it and in my mind it's saying police can't turn in here lol x

[@sashacoe25]

"I'm bad" and "I started a joke that started the whole world laughing" had me in fucking stitches mate! Hilarious, well done. Pc Lau would fit right in on the thunderbirds.

[@mickyfinn1737]

Filth plan and simple all the same! All piss in the same pot! Great audit bro keep up the good work ✌

[@colinpaulwhite6135]

Chelsea again for your own safety mind the cars highway code says give way to pedestrians at all times. The music used on video is same as Towtrucker on tube another good one to watch keep it up

[@martin9652]

They're just like Two Candles in the wind!

[@darius6989]

The two police officers were very nice, reasonable, and kind.. kudos to them 👌

[@iangodwin5282]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle of you 😂😂

[@SuperChalkster]

that asian copper looks permenantly confused.

[@coolstreams1012]

Cameras mean their abusive ways might be recorded , their love of abusing the public is so strong they cant handle cameras.

[@DaveCarterAL]

Cop> if we're in public we don't have to tell you Reply> Is that your personal opinion or the position of the police service, remember you are working right now, so representing the police and the crown, lies their behalf will not be tolerated.

[@geraldinechaney1567]

Respect what your doing helps us all

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Some of the lyrics were a bit obscure, so I can understand that they didn't get the point straight away. However, I noted some of the lyrics and recognised them for what they were.

[@flyerh]

Be gentle with those probationers it might be their first week out of Hendon.

[@happydace6991]

How come you get all these policemen coming out of their way asking if they can help you ? And yet when I got my car nicked from outside my workplace and actually phoned them for help as it was on CCTV , it was over THREE WEEKS before a bastard turned up ! 🤔

[@Brian169016]

Found the vacant look on the officers faces to be priceless. The song titles were amusing and they weren't too bad in the end. Polite enough, but just confused. Decent Audit though👍

[@TheSadButMadLad]

23:30 No it doesn't happen. It has never happened. Well only in made up stories told during training to push a point and a narrative. What has happened, occasionally, is that certain officers in certain roles have been followed by criminals. They didn't bother getting the number plate and then finding out the owner's details since that is tracked and referenced and logged and recorded and has to be paid for. Way easier to just follow the car when they see the cop of interest and find their home address that way.

[@CoiaItaly]

PC Lau looks like a good cop.

[@zappy6508]

You should be the chief teacher of police 110% great vid as always. Perfect example of educating.

[@robertwildgoose3518]

Thanks

[@bevsartsandcrafts715]

‘Leave in silence’ one of my favourite depeche mode songs x

[@XOX74]

That lyrical waxing was hilarious, I literally choked on my yerba mate! 😂

[@thecrow4122]

We got to take the power back,I love it, absolutely, power to the people brother, always

[@dingo3718]

They all have body worn cameras, you would think they would have judicators to watch how they behave and teach them how to best behave when they approach members of the public,

[@bikeelectric4821]

12:00 BEST V I D E O EVER - we need more like this

[@Bongy10]

They worry about the threat of a license plate being filmed,but yet they come up to the camera and get filmed. Muppets

[@edwardedgely6365]

A great lecture from Power... A valuable lesson in policing from a more experienced human being .