President Mob Boss | Melania Coined “Locker Room Talk” | MAGA Pols Line Up To Defend Trump

[@charlesmartin1121]

It turns out throwing your former fixer under the bus is a really bad idea.

[@birdtarektarekbird8736]

Well, dangerous idea IF you're fixing illegal issues !!! I do quite agree with you

[@Jimbo-et5jb]

I’m thinking trump would like to rethink the decision. He would be in the clear now.

[@johnhopkins6260]

Particularly if the bus swerves to avoid Cohen.

[@ThisIS_Insane]

Almost as bad as making your IT Lead technician ANGRY, during a massive system outage!

[@sherryelle225]

@@johnhopkins6260Except the bus didn’t miss Cohen. He went to prison for trying to help trump. So not exactly unscathed.

[@dmercury292]

Stephen, you should show up to the court proceedings with Stewart, Myers, Kimmel, Fallon, and Oliver. Chump would blow a gasket.

[@moniqueengleman873]

That would be awesome 😂

[@sandyfrancis3622]

And Miss Carroll

[@belindared3389]

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂❤😅😅😅😅

[@karenneill9109]

Oh, please, PLEASE! They could do a little press conference of their own…

[@pondscummagnetfishing]

Fantastic idea!

[@Opus313]

Anyone still considering Donnie as an acceptable candidate needs to check themselves for brain worms...

[@courtney5796]

They just dont want to lose. They think this is a game. So sad.

[@danburnes722]

Those MAGA hate hats must have been the way they distributed the Trump brain worms.

[@likeasoldier777]

It’s pretty clear that Donnie has dementia. That’s the really sad part. They want to win so bad that they’re enabling someone that is literally deranged.

[@jamesturner2126]

It just shows that we need more options. We deserve it. 6 parties?

[@HOTD108_]

RFK Jr. has left the chat

[@kirkmarshall2853]

I hope everyone stops treating Melania like a victim and more like a co conspirator

[@shalonrivers6732]

Right, it’s totally obvious that she’s a willing participant in all this mess, a well paid participant

[@Not_Squirrel]

💯 agreed!

[@joane.3533]

I don't see that at all. I also don't even see Melania.

[@michelelee704]

She sure is! She is fighting for her paycheck!

[@furonwarrior]

She get’s a free place to stay to raise her son. I don’t think she cares. Do you?

[@susiesaalwaechter3947]

Just unfathomable that the Speaker of the House shows up in a criminal case, in support of the ACCUSED CRIMINAL. Unreal.

[@bettyjones113]

MJ was part of the pre planning for the Jan 6 insurrection. He used his lawyer skills to write , I think it was, the reasoning for how the electoral votes could be undone. If dt picks MJ as voters, then both could be gotten rid of in Nov. day star in TX needs to lose religious exemption. Trying to ban books by reading porn on air. Telling untruths about dt opponents. Have shows on sex addictions by Joni new hubby, dr Doug the sex addict. Very disturbing pro Jew Christian’s. Violating tax laws. Raising money to send war equipment as well as humanitarian. Worldwide propaganda

[@JAL-333]

Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

[@quackman]

That's not a problem in and of itself; the problem is he's clearly a two-faced corrupt loser who isn't actually a fan of Trump in his

[@j.dunlop8295]

Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🤔 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)🙊🙈🙉

[@blackpharaoh5561]

I'm grateful for only one thing about kkkondald j chump. He exposed America. There's no way that bell will ever be unrung. The Icing on this fwed up twilight era is the Christians are his core base. Absolutely disgusting

[@D-Pocalypse]

To be Pro-MAGA is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position....

[@KenIn_NH]

Clearly pathological 🤪

[@whiskyjames4200]

A mental one!

[@gamepapa1211]

Pretty sure every single one of those red MAGA hats came with a free brain worm.

[@D-Pocalypse]

@gamepapa1211 I'd bet all my chickens you are correct! BING,BING BONG!

[@judithmura495]

A Sickness!!

[@gamepapa1211]

Can we at least come together as a nation and appreciate that Trump is now in deep trouble thanks to both of his Peckers?

[@alanai1981]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

[@kimclarke5018]

Bah hahahahaha

[@gamepapa1211]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal! It's fantastic!

[@velikovskysghost]

@gamepapa1211 Thanks a lot I just blew coffee up my nose! Its not like Trumplestiltskin doesn't give the comedians a lot to work with! Voting blue to protect women's rights and our Republic! Biden/Harris 2024 By the way I took a poll of 100 people from various walks of life and asked each of them who they plan on voting for this November and 88 said Biden without blinking an eye!

[@gamepapa1211]

​​@@velikovskysghostIn these dire times, you gotta laugh to keep your sanity. Thank you for doing the right thing, friend. And sorry for the coffee.

[@craigmcdermott-o3p]

I love how Vivak still doesn't know that he's not in the club.

[@Nothingbutlovehere369]

The visible dissociation… Boggles the mind.

[@lornahuddleston1453]

Vivek is such a little twerp. Butter would not melt in his mouth! Beware of him. He's trouble. How will he rehabilitate himself after this folly?

[@israelcm7246]

His a fool..

[@sparkythancztwise]

Yeah, AND, how many other people got seats at the club who are totally unqualified nutjobs and outsiders. Maybe it's not so odd that he's staying the course.

[@anitadees4223]

He and Byron Donalds are both self-deluded egotists.

[@fred428cj6]

Michael Cohen, his family intervention, his decision to speak truthfully, is a story of moral and spiritual redemption. What is Christian about Mike Johnson bearing false witness on behalf of a wannabe king?

[@israelcm7246]

For a Christian Mike Johnson is very blind.

[@lauranebro1111]

I admire Michael Cohen. He has shown a moral compass after being Donald Trump's fixer since Donald Trump Junior introduced him to his father.

[@gracie1598]

@lauranebro1111 You, my dear, are literally quoting what has been said on CNN MSNBC, etc. Research it is publically available. Pay attention to what Cohen himself says, what comes out of HIS mouth. I'm referring to Cohen's involvement in the past with this issue/case. Decide for yourself don't believe everything you hear, including me. Think for yourself be leary of others' narratives. The media the majority are not reporting the Truth therefore their goal is to convince you of what they want you to accept and believe. The only reasons they are preaching the Cohen redemption moral theme is: they know the public is aware he perjured himself and has been caught lying previously and participated in less than commendable conduct. So why should anyone believe him now? It is a spin to cover Cohen's loss of reputation.

[@MrJBA79]

That actually tracks.. in fact, I'd call that about par-for-the-course for a Christian.

[@anitadees4223]

NADA Mike Johnson runs to Florida every week or two to get his orders from Don the Con. He and his fellow puppets showed up to try and meddle in a criminal case. THEY ARE ALL COWARDS. THEY'RE AFRAID NOT TO JUMP WHEN TRUMP TELLS THEM TO JUMP.

[@phillanager6245]

WTF is Speaker of the House doing in a New York courtroom? Why isn't he in Washington doing his job? His constituents in Louisiana should care.

[@Alex-vd6ve]

That's why their the most unproductive Congress in modern history.

[@sherylchapman4168]

Jury tampering?

[@five-toedslothbear4051]

Obviously they are worried that the court case is not going in their favor.

[@patelk464]

Getting orders from his cult leader on how to avoid enquiring about his $1B campaign request in lieu for oil friendly policies.

[@mariagoode5903]

Exactly! This is why they are the do nothing, fight,reps. Really & tax dollars are paying for that! Couple of years ago he couldn't stand the man!

[@cindypoole6792]

"Sham politician!" One of those rare times a Republican tells the truth.

[@cbbgenki4315]

Similar to the gaff Mike Johnson did. They all know trump is a disgusting criminal.

[@CharlesBridges-np4hv]

Well I guess 🤷 🙄 he's off the list. Lol 😊

[@debbiestorrs8457]

Freudian slip I think!!

[@STRID-b5m]

Rama-slimy being honest for 3 sec straight

[@LittleBigMediaCo]

Freud would have a ball with that Ramaswamybaby ...

[@nancychandler3673]

Vote Biden/Harris 🇺🇸 💙 Flip the House. Keep the Senate. Women's Reproductive Healthcare is a priority. 🙏

[@gracie1598]

Use birth control or keep your pants 👖 on.

[@thinkforyourself828]

Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy🥳

[@someguyontheweb7270]

@@thinkforyourself828yeah let’s vote for the guy who’s family massively supports somebody else, and who openly admitted to having a parasitic worm eat a section of his brain and died up there!

[@zx7-rr486]

@@someguyontheweb7270 So you seriously think that Biden has more mental acuity than RFK Junior? That's a total joke. I am a Brit, and having watched RFK discuss foreign and domestic policies and issues, it is obvious he is FAR more intelligent, educated and verbose than both Biden and Trump. He spent 30 minutes laying out the intricate details of the run up to the Ukraine conflict - I doubt Biden could even find Ukraine on a map. He had a parasitic brain infection years ago? So what? It obviously left no damage. Whereas the brain surgery Biden underwent clearly DID leave permanent damage, which has been exacerbated by his extreme old age.

[@johnr5262]

FJB, his handlers, his box checked cabinet and most of his liberal wingnut supporters!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Obviously, Mike Johnson’s son didn’t get a phone notification about his father getting involved with the affairs of an adult entertainment actress.

[@Oneshot8242]

I'm betting that Mikey has a few more phones WITHOUT the porn-tattletail software!

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@Oneshot8242 his "work" phone

[@madelinemanor3367]

Jeff Session needs to be held accountable with others! Like Bill Bar! All lieing crooks!

[@tammyjohnson1927]

👌

[@hugoo1549]

If you believe Michael Cohen deserved to go to Jail and Trump doesn't then you need to evaluate your critical thinking!

[@SuperLeica1]

Cohen already served time for obeying Trumps orders!

[@freddykuijl8541]

Oh oh somebody else " woke" up 2👍

[@zx7-rr486]

Cohen went to jail PRIMARILY for millions of dollars of tax fraud - which had nothing to do with Trump. The other two charges they tacked on of "Campaign Finance Violation" and "Excessive Campaign Contribution" were highly speculative - so much so I wonder why he even pleaded guilty to them. But obviously he did so because he feared serving far longer in prison if found guilty in a trial. It was a classic plea deal - a common pressure tactic by prosecutors - which limited his jail time. They had him on the tax evasion, and offered him a deal - plead guilty to the "campaign finance violations" and we'll give you a really soft sentence. Yes, the "catch and kill" and "NDA" payments were indeed made by Cohen, but they are demonstrably NOT for the SOLE purpose of "influencing an election". They are legitimate payments to avoid embarrassment with family members. That means they should not be subject to the "Campaign Finance Violation" legislation. Ditto for the other charge of "excessive campaign contribution". Just because Cohen took a plea deal under pressure, does not mean Trump did anything illegal. Even the federal prosecutor did not take this case forward against Trump - it's just Alvin Bragg - and it is quite honestly a joke. A lengthy Op Ed was written in the NY Times by a legal expert explaining why this is a ridiculous prosecution of Trump.

[@OlEgSaS32]

MAGAs: "Michael Cohen is a proven liar, he even admitted lying, how can you trust his testimony against trump?!" Michael Cohen: "It was my duty to lie on behalf of trump and im not doing that anymore becasue covering up trumps crimes landed me in prison" MAGAs: "See!! he admitted it!! hes a liar, our glorious glowing orange god daddy trump never did anything wrong, it was all cohen!!"

[@harounel-poussah6936]

Moreover, Cohen has coined the perfect nickname for the Orange Mussolini : "Donald Vanshitz Hispantz"... If you have the opportunity to travel to France and get lunch or dinner at the KJules Vernes, the restaurant on the Eiffel Tower, ask the waiters about how Vanshitz Hispantz smells and what the French first lady told'em about this putrid jackass...

[@ericchild8845]

Hahahaha, great monologue, Mr. Colbert. You have some very talented writers on your team and your delivery of said written material is flawless. I almost hurt myself laughing tonight! Thank you! 😊

[@charlesmartin1121]

For Trump the fix was always in, until he threw his fixer out.

[@8088I]

Trump's worst Nightmare: when a former Insider has a 'come to Jesus' recovery! :-))

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@8088I Well since Michael Cohen is Jewish, it might be more like a 'come to Yahweh' moment instead.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Senator Tuberville appears to be the only person to ever get brain damage from *coaching* football."

[@scottramsay7439]

Tuberville: Florida's third senator.

[@eduardodiaz2649]

Touche

[@RO-uz4oi]

Bill Maher said those same words Joe

[@gohboon7525]

It’s such a DISGRACE to hear what these elected Russian Party hypocrites said outside court. What A CIRCUS.

[@DonVideoGuy007]

If former POTUS Ronald Reagan was alive today, he would surely call the Republican Party the "Russian Party" = they have turned into a bunch of Commie Lovers, like the term he used.

[@walterjacksn1466]

The PAB/GOP CLOWNS have to realize, Russia is NOT OUR FRIEND!!!

[@MrJBA79]

I just hope that when it comes to sentencing that orange-faced rapist, that tRump ordering his goon-squad to run interference is considered as the 11th gag-order violation.

[@joseortega-us6rn]

I guess so, at this time Rusia is winning the propaganda, and counter espionage game, Thanks Reptuplicans Traitors.

[@Fatdog-Dakind]

KZbin & all Freedom based programs will be taken off the World Wide Web in the USA if Trump takes office again...count on it ! DicTaTor's cannot allow freeedom of speech in their countries. That alone should scare the klapper out of anyone who uses KZbin! Just look at China, North Korea and Russia: All of their WEB program's contents are restricted to only what their Government's allow! Trump is going to appeal any and all court cases to his SCOTUS PIMP'S and they will delay and then drop the cases entirely! Wow!

[@sadjaxx]

How completely inappropriate and highly suspect of Speaker Johnson and his cadre showing up at an ongoing trial.

[@kevinmunger1842]

Why were these people elected?

[@NeergMit]

@@kevinmunger1842 asks "Why were these people elected?" Checking which states elected them, and how those states apportion voting districts, might help it make more sense.

[@lauranebro1111]

Do they not understand what they are doing is a political stunt to help Trump violate his gag orders

[@catherinewhite3508]

Mike Johnson, your utter hypocrisy disgusts US~

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Oh, Rather!

[@the_glitter_is]

I think he doth protest too much

[@marvinmartin4692]

Someone should ask him about the 9th commandment! And if he’s okay violating it!

[@j.dunlop8295]

Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🙉🙈🙊 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)

[@victorpradha9946]

The guy has an app on his phone which he paired up with his son's phone to send alerts if porn or adult content is ever search on either's phone. And yet, he's there staunchly defending Trump who had extra-marital relations with a porn star and an adult entertainment model, both of whom he arranged to pay off to prevent the public from finding out about it. Trump is about as successful with his NDAs and hush money as he is his businesses!

[@katiekofemug]

"Performative holiness" - PERFECT characterization of Johnson!

[@victoriabaker4400]

Yes!!!!

[@statueauxyeuxdejais8531]

Also a leader of the 2021 attempted Jan 6 coup by legislative fiat . . . An Insurrectionist -

[@ellenpederson-lewis8557]

Yes!

[@craigmacdougal9111]

Matthew 6:1

[@dgrant7291]

and "situational ethics". That goes for the entire republican party and it's supporters as far as I can see. They should make Jan 6th their Holy Day! All traitors.

[@JobobJones-u5q]

"This disgusting sham politician!"

[@lucylillypad1512]

😆😅🤣😂. Sooo perfect 🥰

[@michellejean8068]

I thank Michael for turning this around for himselve and all of us. Thanks Michael.

[@deloceanophoto]

Im torn. Whilst I agree with you, if he’d grown a conscience in 2016, we wouldn’t have experienced 8 years of maga hell.

[@Jan-zv7ze]

@@deloceanophoto Well, Michael did go to JAIL! IS that not enough for you? I'm sure he had ALOT to think about when Trump threw him in Solitary Confinement while Trump got to SKATE AWAY from any kind of discipline..well, now it is TRUMP"s turn.

[@helentaylor7132]

@@deloceanophoto Oh, so in hindsight, you have no regrets or mistakes made in YOUR life? Good for you!! He's from NYC and was doing the job he was hired to do. He could have just gone quiet after serving his time and let it ride. He's seeking redemption for his soul. Let the man speak his truth.

[@juliettebobcat704]

Stephen always has a damning way with words. "Performative holiness" 😆 😂 😆

[@SamJohn52]

Vote Blue......not orange

[@poorthing]

💙✔️ 🧡🚫

[@nancychandler3673]

Absolutely. Biden/Harris. Vote 🇺🇸 💙

[@bradjones5107]

I'm not voting for the guy that 💩 himself on international TV networks at the Vatican in front of the Pope!!! Trump 2024!!!

[@bradjones5107]

​@@nancychandler3673Ok, I absolutely will, if you can say one honest good thing Quid Pro Joe the Crony Capitalist Rapo has done besides fill the Biden Crime Family coffers with hard working American's tax dollars!😂 Biden is the biggest turd in politics. A lifetime with not one Bill with his name on it! All he's ever done was run around spreading corruption.

[@maxwarboy3625]

NSA loves reading your comments

[@shermanculbertson6244]

It’s totally beyond me why anyone would want to be Trump’s vice president.

[@JobobJones-u5q]

Unless they have a death wish

[@poorthing]

They would be hoping for the Grim Reaper to pay a call to the Oval Office

[@jamesturner2126]

Maybe they're running from the law like Donald Trump is?

[@adelaferreira4575]

Crazy corrupted power hungry politicians !

[@danstrayer111]

or how about that Walt Nauta guy, the official valet and poo wiper. Imagine what that job is like.

[@polyglot12]

Ramaswamy’s slip-of-the-tongue is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! 😅

[@Nothingbutlovehere369]

He’s so vile. And he just smiles while being treated poorly (because…racists) by his own declared party. SMH

[@mattg1085]

Ramaswampy!

[@georgeleroytirebitergi812]

The truth will out!

[@danstrayer111]

I'm glad that's all I had to listen to. I can't stand that guy

[@MD-wv7ee]

@@Nothingbutlovehere369 He's still licking their arses! He has no shame!

[@marijkegroothuis3814]

Mike Johnson broke the first 2 of the 10 Commandments: 1. "You shall have no gods before me." 2. "You shall not make any idols to worship." The House Speaker should get his bible and read up on "hypocrite"...

[@itspersonal3351]

Mike Johnson is grotesque and an affront to the name of Jesus. It’s clear he doesn’t read or follow the Bible. Five categories of actions that constitute taking God's name in vain: 1) hypocrisy - making a profession of God's name, but not living up to that profession; 2) covenant breaking - if one makes promises to God yet does not carry out the promised actions; 3) rash swearing; 4) false swearing; and 5) using the name of God lightly and carelessly, for charms or spells, jest or sport. Although a person may hold themself guiltless in one of these matters, the commandment specifically states that God will not.

[@ivanahugankiss8414]

I'm so grateful for these videos being posted on KZbin!! I am a shift worker, so I'm never able to watch the show on tv. This is hands down my favourite late show ❤

[@ChandlerSomborac]

"Locker room talk". That excuse is laughable and disgusting.

[@D-Pocalypse]

Indeed!

[@SixteenTonesStudio]

we know he's never been in a gym

[@TheRealBlueValhalla]

Worse that it came from a woman

[@martinprivat5908]

Agreed. Why would that make anything less despicable? But it landed with the evangelicals and there "god gives our leader a lot of testosterone so he can defend Christianity strongly" toxic bs (and I say this as a Christian, especially as a Cristian!). It fit their narrative, so they still voted for him.

[@sparkythancztwise]

but from now on I'll always be able to smile since SC and The Late Show gave me an association my brain will make henceforth -- lock-her-room Every time he opens his mouth it is lock-her-room talk as far as I'd be concerned if I'd been unlucky enough to cross paths and ever have had only a mere door between (I love thousands of miles, thnx).

[@whiskyjames4200]

Wow! Vivek Ramaswamy's slip of the tongue was golden. The truth accidentally got out.

[@kimclarke5018]

The Freudian slip of the century.

[@stephanieames66]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Surge1077]

I can't wait til we're on the other side of that sham politician.

[@paulgibbon5991]

A Freudian slip? Is that saying one thing when you meant to say your mother?

[@paulgibbon5991]

* another.

[@kimclarke5018]

@@paulgibbon5991 it means that there is the truth in your brain, but your supposed to say something else and the truth part comes out instead. Which is what happened.

[@richardkeller4892]

It is sick how federal politicians go to court and violate gag order for Trump.

[@NigelLouis-he8yc]

A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY..DJT

[@lauriefrancisco1084]

Vivek - the best Freudian slip EVER!

[@margueritemccann8580]

SNL skit material!!!

[@lisagulick4144]

That wasn't a slip - that was an entire set of PJs!

[@JN-Bellicose]

Watching Trump, his flunkies, and his supporters flailing around on on camera and social media is the sugar in my coffee. Vote blue and keep their epic losing streak alive!

[@WilliamCainhurst]

Vote for the racists and fascists currently in power? No way. Trump sucks, but he comes with the good guys. So necesary evil.

[@oldrrocr]

Can't wait til John "Foghorn Leghorn" Kennedy gets up there and says: "Well I never!"

[@MrBsbotto]

​@@oldrrocr"You're trippin' over yer own feet, boy!"

[@WhiteFangofWar]

@@oldrrocr Instead of injecting him into animes I wish they'd send Foghorn into Trump rallies to sort him out.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@oldrrocr Never fight uphill, me boys!

[@kgal9657]

Stephen, you Jimmy and Seth have got to show up to that guy's trials! It would bait him so personally you know he'd flip his shit!

[@truespirit730]

They can take Rosie O'Donnell with them😃

[@vallejomach6721]

ABC reigned Kimmel in this week? Posted nothing Trump related on YT for nearly a week now, when he was doing stuff daily on the trial prior to that.

[@itspersonal3351]

@@vallejomach6721Kimmel show is on vacation

[@truespirit730]

@@vallejomach6721 he was on vacation in New York. He went on Seth's show

[@waiotahi52]

Trump keeps his eyes shut, not because he is asleep, but he believes if he can't see anyone, they can't see him...

[@johnshinya7448]

Vivak called IT : (outside the Courthouse)? "This SHAM POLITICIAN" 😂

[@JamesAllmond]

If you don't know why you need to VOTE by now, I have to wonder how you remember to breath... It matters, because the lunatics WILL vote...

[@-oiiio-3993]

Breathe.

[@chenzen1578]

true, but not our only problem: The lunatics think - I'm sorry - believe WE are the lunatics.

[@sandrastrawn6003]

breathe

[@dclieb]

Happy belated birthday Stephen ! 🎁🎈🎁🎈

[@matthew3136]

80's Trump Commercials/interviews should be broadcast 24/7 until the election.

[@JobobJones-u5q]

Including the video clip where he's at a club with Jeffrey Epstein, and the Access Hollywood tape

[@danstrayer111]

@@JobobJones-u5q and of course, the P.++sy tape where they're getting off the bus.

[@oldrrocr]

Howard Stern, you up for this?

[@juttavonsivers4173]

😮​@@oldrrocr

[@fortybelow1973]

The 'pizza guy' had ads that reached Alberta mid-80s.

[@christineolsson5037]

"Performative holiness" i LOVE it!!!

[@Protect-our-Climate]

We🙋🙋🏻‍♂are happy😊that🧢Joe Biden 🌎🦋💙 is our 🌊President🇱🇷.

[@Iluthra]

Next time mtg tries to take out johnson, Dems will sit back and let her. This is your chance, mtg!

[@adrianaguirre7006]

I swear Stephen's doing Trump is the best🤣🤣🤣

[@12thDecember]

"Brain damage from coaching football." I sure do hope that comment gets back to Tommy Tubhead.

[@israelcm7246]

😂😂😂

[@keithpl5438]

"Performative holiness" is SUCH a brilliant phrase -- whoever wrote that deserves kudos. And a box of Keebler dark chocolate striped fudge cookies.

[@brandonpatterson3517]

"...disgusting sham politician...I mean, prosecution." No no, you had it right the first time.

[@queenrosered]

😂😅 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍 WE LIVE FOR THESE monologues Colbert!! ❤

[@mikevanderman2727]

"He must proclaim his flatulence"

[@MrPhotodoc]

"this sham politician"...BOOM!

[@leonardocartes1253]

Hats off to Louis Cato and band for the homage to a great saxophonist. RIP David Sunburn.

[@JonnoPlays]

Saying "Jeja Ooh" instead of "Deja Ew" was a real missed opportunity

[@FranklinWilson-ev9dq]

Why isn't that fake tough guy tuberville, not in Florida??!! That's Were, He Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@scottramsay7439]

Tuberville: Florida's third senator.

[@sheilaboston7051]

It might be where he lives, but he's supposed to live in Alabama.

[@FranklinWilson-ev9dq]

@@sheilaboston7051 carpetbagger!!!!!!!!!! College Coach, ain't the same as, leading states!!!!!!!

[@itspersonal3351]

I can’t stand that Carpetbagger with CTE

[@beckydavis1820]

Or even in D.C. doing what he's being paid to do!

[@m.racheljones7019]

Thank you to the band for that David Sanborn tribute. 💙🙏💔😔🎷🎼🎶🎵

[@y4math]

And thank you for telling me the name of the artist, it was so well done!

[@Meridian83West]

Yes. "Maputo" is a classic. We'll miss David.

[@Multiyuppp]

He's right, an NDA isn't illegal. Paying a porn star to cover up your affair isn't illegal. However, misappropriating campaign funds to pay for all that is a crime. And that's what you're on trial for trump, hope that helps!

[@PC-kd7dj]

Ramaswampy had it right the first time -“a sham of a politician”.

[@RO-uz4oi]

a sham of a human

[@ther3aldeltr0n44]

The "locker room/lock her room" joke was gold lol. I chuckled for sure lol

[@carolannpacificadam1944]

She's locker room talk 🦜

[@user-md4di6yg2p]

"sham politician"... funny how the truth finds a way to sneak out!

[@laalaa99stl]

Melania lock her room 🤣

[@JobobJones-u5q]

LOCK HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE!

[@daviddelgado6090]

NYC+Dublin=Boston, the cherry on top.

[@a_paradoxfunction4156]

That one was golden❤

[@Chuck_Houck_Coop]

"You put New York and Dublin together, and what do you get? Boston." As a Boston native who loves New York and Dublin . . . yup.

[@sonjadellaragione7558]

As someone who is from Italy, could you explain why? 😂

[@johnyu1750]

Yeah, Melania coined the term ‘locker room talk’, when Don walked through the models’ dressing room.

[@theresehopkins1581]

This sham politician..... perfect!!! 😂 Now.... the brain worm story just ices the cake.... 🙄

[@LorettaAmes-v9u]

Yes his Freudian slip was right.

[@stevewebber707]

Trump sleeping through the trial may be the best way of keeping him from jail for contempt of court.

[@sparkythancztwise]

Maybe his lawyers had him drugged/sedated him with that in mind.

[@stephanieames66]

I don't think is sleeping. Just his silent attempt to tell the world he finds this whole court case no big deal. Deplorable.

[@patbrennan6572]

Trump is sleeping through this sham trial because he knows there's nothing to worry about, when you have the judges on your side there's no need to be concerned about a lowly jury. Right Merrick Garland ? Right SCOTUS ? Right Cannon?

[@michelelee704]

Lol

[@jackv2244]

That "locker room" was a good one 😂😂😂

[@Richard_Nickerson]

As an Irish American living in Massachusetts, I appreciate that Boston jab haha

[@bethnorrod5942]

I cackled at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, the Third😂😂😂

[@margarethooten3007]

Cohen has nothing to hide.

[@RM-eg1ed]

Not anymore. I don’t really think much of him as an individual but I will give him kudos for taking accountability for his part in all of this. He did his time and no doubt lost a lot on a personal level. Tough lessons learned on his part. Too bad his family had to suffer as well.

[@margueritemccann8580]

@@RM-eg1ed Very well stated. I agree with both you and Margaret 3007.

[@itspersonal3351]

Cohen’s book “Revenge” is about the revenge Trump took against Cohen for finally coming clean.

[@pushymcshove]

the day cheeto benito enters a jail cell, Louis Cato will play ALL of Jailhouse Rock.

[@mitchellcastillo2858]

That vivak clip should be everywhere!😂

[@TiminNFL]

Loved the band’s musical tribute to David Sanborn 🎷in the closing seconds of this clip. The song “Maputo” is from his collaboration with Bob James on their 1986 album “Double Vision.” RIP Mr. Sanborn and thank you for the music.

[@birdtarektarekbird8736]

You're my favorite, Steven.. I just love your show

[@JobobJones-u5q]

You're knocking it out of the park, Stephen. I wish you still taped two shows on Thursday. I never tune in on Fridays anymore, knowing that it will be a repeat. 😢

[@namelia4439]

HEY!!!! That’s not fair to the Keebler Elf…

[@robguttridge6591]

The Lucky Charms leprechaun is a better match for Jeff Sessions, but might have been insulting to the Dubliners on the other side of the portal ....

[@Name-vu1kn]

Tuberville “military officers are just collecting a paycheck” while he is out of DC at a trial that has nothing to do with his state, his constituents, or the senate.

[@dougclem7711]

Never heard that talk in my teams locker room. Maybe in the locker room at BEDminster, or MARGI-ALA-MARDO.

[@osburnsa]

The little David Sanborn tribute at the end was much appreciated by this lifelong fan. 😢

[@felicialightfoot2380]

Writers are the foundation of the show.

[@gamepapa1211]

I love how the Stormy Daniels trial is in stark contrast with the E. Jean Carroll case. The latter was a police procedural courtroom drama, whereas the former is a sitcom.

[@galenhaye7818]

The Bootlickers Convention.

[@sitmike]

Defendant Trump. That just doesn't sound very presidential to me......

[@Lori-1492]

I would love to see Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, Bette Midler & Stormy Daniels show up at Stinky’s court appearances. 😂

[@wlb2j]

And Rosie O'Donnell for good measure!

[@helentaylor7132]

And Whoopi!

[@irenemax3574]

The appearance of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions 😂

[@trishmurphy1941]

MAGA Mike is a hypocrite.

[@sueb7254]

Narcissist want the authority of a King 👑 and the accountability of a toddler.

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

thanks for the extended riff from the band. they put out a good sound

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson, seen here after accidentally thinking about the word "nipple."

[@israelcm7246]

His was thinking about MTG nipples 😂😅

[@lisagulick4144]

I like to guess Stephen's second description when they put up a picture. For Johnson, mine was "...and man who accidentally brushed his teeth with Preparation H..."

[@walterreid5285]

Why is Trump not on a sex registration

[@situational.analysis]

Good question.

[@ShellyBomb]

NDA = "Not did anything!" 😅

[@ojisankusai]

I'm not a MSNBC head, but Lawrence O'Donnell's writing staffs' take on these same stories is out-of-this-world good. It's wildly entertaining to compare and contrast Stephen's writers' comedic POV with O'Donnell's deadly serious one.

[@JAL-333]

Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

[@silverpurkat]

As an Irish woman who went to college in Boston. Steve is spot on 😂😂😂

[@noahman27]

The band playing Maputo!!!!! Thanks guys. That sounded so beautiful. Wish I’d been able to hear the whole performance. One of my all time favorite songs since I first heard it in 1988. I sing the tune all the time. Bless you for playing it!! ❤

[@troyallen8223]

Hannibal Lectern is now synonymous with Huckabee Sanders and Donald Trump😊😅

[@MsWarriordiva]

Stephen, we want you, Kimmel & Seth to go to the courthouse & sit in the room where trump is & freak him out!!!

[@Sailor376also]

Tuberville of Florida who represents Alabama. Doesn't even live in the state that elected him.

[@RobertStricklandinKorea]

And doesn't tuberville sound like some quaint village in Switzerland with Mary Poppins happily singing while Fred Astaire at the same time dancing in the rain and mud puddles like a mad man. By the bye, I was raised in 2 states, one mainly was Alabama and the other, well, let's skip that one for now.