Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 1: The Moon

My last flat earth video didn't sit too well with their "community", to say the least. My 10 challenges were apparently so impossible that no one attempted a single one of them, despite the numerous pathetic attempts at response videos. It has become clear that even though I've been explaining middle school level science in these videos, it's still way too far above their heads, so with this one I really wanted to break it down even further for them. Here's a tidy little morsel of flat earth destruction that requires precisely zero scientific knowledge to comprehend. Enjoy.
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[@GuusStemerding]

Join us at triangular earth, we have a point

[@HustJere]

4 points

[@Endorcer]

wow, do your research man DONUT SHAPED EARTH is clearly the right one

[@brugernavnhvaderdet]

Wait... So we don't live on a giant balloon animal?

[@aadi2260]

@@Endorcer but donut shape has no point

[@brugernavnhvaderdet]

@@GuusStemerding what if i really want it to be true?

[@TimsFoyleHeadgear]

I love how flat earthers think a floating ball in space is craaaaaazy, but a flat disc surrounded by ice, guarded by the evil government sounds completely reasonable.

[@WastedTalent83]

too many movies i say XD oh and too many weekend in the church aswell.. brainwashing does a lot of damage to people. It prevent them to make questions, and use logic.

[@MarcSeePhoto]

Lol 😂

[@raidenskywalker7143]

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lookingforwhiteprivilege9330]

@@WastedTalent83 never heard of a church teaching this.

[@johnchandler1687]

The Bible, even the older parts written over 4,000 years ago, speaks of the Earth as being round.

[@clairethomas1096]

Its actually really sad that we are still here having to explain this to fully grown adults in the 21st century 😭😭😭

[@joseleonido3479]

The devil tempts all.

[@iAmPurpleBeepBoop]

deppresion

[@yankees4551]

So my next conclusion was: my friend is getting old. Too old to think normal. Which is a pity.

[@wesleystoltz8421]

The fact is that even if we tell them this in terms they understand, someone is gonna scream "refraction" and pretend that solves the problem

[@LisaAnn777]

Ignorance is a pandemic.

[@A.J.R.S.]

Bro he smashed them with only 1% of his full power 💀

[@merkingsavage6045]

😭💀

[@jingboy7]

Professor Dave: "you underestimate my power"

[@A.J.R.S.]

@@jingboy7 Jaja, I imagine that actually happening. 😂

[@MrGreenBot]

I watched his math course and the way he talked, I thought he was chill. Nahh, this man is a savage.

[@cubebutpro298]

Its hard to win an argument with a smart person,but its just impossible to win one against an ignorant person

[@tonytran8727]

The moon is actually just a mirror and earth is the moon. I’m a moon earther.

[@jakejohnson6954]

Ok

[@dusscode]

Thanks, that’s now my new religion.

[@bismuthn.9111]

Wheeze

[@jakejohnson6954]

Marwan Amireh joke? Imma make it happen

[@user-pk9qo1gd6r]

Why do you think the ancients called them seas? They knew

[@nickthe1million336]

A filter that only shows the angry flat earther’s comments would be hours of fun

[@henrykid1393]

sort comments by 'new'

[@screamindog8772]

@@henrykid1393 oh my god I’m in entertainment heaven thank you

[@toastiboi7618]

@@henrykid1393 honestly a shame there isn’t a ‘controversial comment’ filter like on reddit

[@twatx0310]

@@toastiboi7618 well that option is pointless on reddit since the neck beard moderators just delete any comment they disagree with

[@toastiboi7618]

@@twatx0310 lmao

[@Altt]

Wait... So if the Earth was flat, wouldn't that mean the Moon was visible to everyone on the planet at all times?

[@maxfan1591]

Yes. And the sun too.

[@Altt]

@@maxfan1591 Alright, then. That's brilliant.

[@siddhanthravichandran3245]

Are the sun and the moon also flat according to them?

[@yourweirdplant]

Yeah. A little fun fact too, the Moon in the New Moon Phase to like, First Quarter follows the sun's pattern, normally rises around sunrise/noon and sets at night. So their little map of the Moon and Sun spiraling each other is wrong.

[@user-yc5mc6ph2j]

It's nomologically impossible for that to be the case btw, but yeah they do believe that😂

[@a12storyasylum]

Learning actual science while watching flat earthers get debunked is my favorite form of edutainment.

[@ilcobogeski]

The only positive thing about flat earthers is the fact that I've learned so much more about the earth when their stupid theories get debunked

[@cheesywiz9443]

same .. i used to think that Prof. Dave is wasting his time on these people but these videos were actually very education..and ofc entertaining!

[@albertjackinson]

Yep.

[@ccapehart1980]

i think the flat earth tards and chemtrail idiots hang out in the same club

[@amarug]

haha best FE comment ever

[@haithamelatrache1231]

so true

[@orichen5409]

Flat-earthers after watching this: Guess the moon doesn’t exist

[@johnnyxthemacnifient5333]

yes. in the night sky there is just a bad spot an thed DOOM. that over the ....wel... how do i call this.... oh wait.. i am to stupid to notes that earth is flat ..?? than .... i really am stupid..... sorry guis...

[@DaveInVegas]

That is exactly what they say when I try to debate them with science. They claim the moon is some sort of projection or something. That is then how they know the moon landing had to be a fake. So much stupid.

[@thetimelapseguy8]

@Anthony Amable Feliciano Also how would they have been doing projections since humans have been around, does that mean we discovered how lasers work 100,000 years ago :D

[@Z_732]

Haha. Dont give them ideas about the dome being holographically reflected on. Oops. Oh well, it will take them years to come up with the common sense enough to explain it.

[@Sheriff_lawrence]

Your putting the moon over the flat earth but if you don’t put the moon over the flat earth and let it rotate you get the same concept with the sphere earth 😧

[@anotheruser9283]

The most stupidest part of “THE MOON IS CGI!” Is that cgi didn’t exist until 1958.

[@prplt]

I thought it was even later, like the 70s or something

[@Krugis]

@@prplt Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo, 1958. Basically a few shaded cels and lines, though technically still CGI. The ability to substantially render or create full range graphics was still in its infancy throughout even the 70's and early 80's. You'll hear a lot of people say the first "real" CGI popped up 1972, when a hand was fully rendered in CGI (this graphic is pretty cool actually and a huge leap forward in the tech, I recommend checking it out) This has been your history segment on "but muh CeeGeeEye"

[@domiro8156]

THE MOST STUPID or THE STUPIDEST...... Please use proper grammar!!!!!!!

[@minnesotavikingsfan9010]

@Another user your weird

[@oneslap01]

@@Krugis so you're flat earther,got it

[@dubjohnson23]

The flat earth theory is going global.

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

Wait until the mutants on the other side of the coin hear about it

[@bill2jamyt]

😂 good one

[@MysticRealm77]

😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

[@schismc]

Flat Earthers admit defeat when they realize they have been breathing from the atmosphere and not from the atmoflat.

[@TiLonGonn]

if only.

[@screamindog8772]

If only someone kept flat earthers from spreading around the globe

[@schismc]

@@screamindog8772 Sphereophobia

[@bettamese3275]

Lmao

[@uuddlrlrabsmhm8430]

This is not funny... This is not funny... ... I'm dying... please help xD

[@TheHomefront32]

Their arguments fall "flat" Every time

[@madlibsluver]

Take my thumbs up and get out

[@akilreid2235]

slow clap*

[@TheHomefront32]

@@akilreid2235 🤣

[@neow6289]

This pun, well played sir!

[@kosho88]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE…

[@lemondedeounasetounasjr6840]

Flat earthers: “The earth is flat!” ISS, Astronauts, satellites, Voyager 1, Voyager 2: “Bruh”

[@nisy_art9237]

The mf's that believed the earth was the center of the universe : ☠️

[@lemondedeounasetounasjr6840]

@@nisy_art9237 💀

[@ericb3157]

and flattards' BEST counter-argument is blindly squawking "awk! NASA CGI! AWK!"

[@titan9259]

@@ericb3157 What if the probe is made by the USSR?

[@ericb3157]

@@titan9259 oh, i've really heard a flattard say "ALL space agencies MUST be run by the same organization because they all use the same logo!" which is SO wrong it's utterly absurd!

[@pranayc5738]

The fact that thousands of years ago, people still figured out the earth was not flat without science, without space ships, but to this day we have all of that and people still believe the earth is flat, it shocks me.

[@scathiebaby]

It boils down to belief in authority. It depends on the autority you latch on.

[@wadespencer3623]

@@scathiebaby But you can see yourself that the moon doesn't make any sense on a flat earth. No authority needed.

[@scathiebaby]

@@wadespencer3623 That's why great thinkers always knew that Earth was a globe. Because you can deduct it from a few observable details. But lazy thinkers can't or don't want to comprehend such details, and leave judgement to their habitual imagination, or, more likely, to authority.

[@Nl0m]

@@scathiebaby explain why an authority should üntervene a modern-educarion

[@scathiebaby]

@@Nl0m Most of us have been educated at schools to believe in certain kinds of "authority" - the result is that many people often believe in those authorities rather than in own observation, common sense or logical reasoning. And, unless we realize that various sources tell different facets of the truth or are outright lying, those people believe in authority in a "first come, first served" way, which are those authorities who have been framed as "credible" during their childhood.

[@chriswilliams1096]

As "Bob the Science Guy" says, "there are two types of flat-earther: those that sell the t-shirts and those that buy the t-shirts".

[@condorboss3339]

True. Cruel, but true.

[@scottyd2262]

Well said Bob the Science Guy !!!!

[@iamspooder4573]

and bong lol

[@ejokurirulezz]

Both types have no life, neither personality and are just sheep that blindly follow.

[@Yatukih_001]

That discredited guy is a conspiracy theorist. You can not rely on conspiracy theories suggesting people landed on the moon to prove anything.

[@brabanthallen]

Here's a typical conversation with a flerfer: Professor Dave: What is this object? It's the moon. Flerfer: You have no proof of that.

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

It really do be like that, huh? 😞

[@Ozukai]

I would like to check your vision

[@cmaej28]

I shit you not, I had that conversation with a flerf before. Flerf: Gravity isn't real! It's density and buoyancy! Me: How the hell is the moon less dense than the air? Flerf: We don't know what the moon is for sure. Me: Get a good camera or a simple telescope. It's a damn rock. How is a rock just floating in the sky? Flerf: You never touched the moon yourself, so you have no proof of that! Flerfs are a waste of space. No pun intended.

[@basti5263]

@@cmaej28 Sir, i have to disagree. Flerfers are usefull. Just like Mr. Bean. People laugh about them. They make people happy. Additionally they boost the self esteem even of the most stupid guys by showing off even more stupidity.

[@Justin.Franks]

@@cmaej28 Come on, you must realize the truth about the moon, right? In ancient times, nephilim (giants) dug out the Grand Canyon, constructed a massive hollow object, filled it with helium, and placed it into the sky as the moon, in order to mock us for worshipping the sun. (Actual description of the moon from a prominent flat-earther)

[@leobradley2892]

I'm from Australia - southern hemisphere - and I remember being so surprised when I travelled to Europe that the face of the Moon is the same - but upside down! Of course, it isn't the Moon which is upside down - it's the horizon or if you like us and the ground we stand on is upside down. Because well the earth is round.

[@victorfinberg8595]

actually, this "zenith inversion effect" applies to ANY patch of sky, and tells you nothing about the shape of the observing platform. oops ... see following comment

[@AaronBallistic]

Indeed, down is basically saying, towards the centre of the earth.

[@DX16]

​@@victorfinberg8595Any patch of sky ? Even the night sky with stars ?

[@victorfinberg8595]

@@DX16 yes, the effect happens at the zenith, which can be anywhere. of course, it's easiest to observe with the moon, which is a large object, with features. but it's pretty easy to observe with a constellation. pick any object near the zenith, but slightly forward. now walk forward 350 miles (*). the entire starfield shifts by about 5 degrees. the object is now near the zenith, but slightly BEHIND it. since your neck does not twist backwards, YOU TURN AROUND. it's the fact that the observer turns around that causes the inversion, not the shape of the planet. (*) as i write this, i realize that i've been SAYING this wrong ... a lot. the zenith inversion effect doesn't "tell you nothing about the shape of the observing platform", it tells you EVERYTHING about the shape of the observing platform. Since everything you look at above you that is not in the earth's atmosphere is VERY far away (an assumption, but true), the LINEAR shift of the starfield as you walk along the surface requires the surface to be a sphere, and the magnitude of the shift tells you the radius. nevertheless, the inversion effect remains an artifact of the physiology of the observer, and there is a well-known trivial method for removing it. sorry for the confusion

[@DX16]

@@victorfinberg8595 I was about to tell you that you can't even see the same stars north and south of the equator, but I guess it won't be necessary

[@Bambuskus505]

I love how you can physically feel Prof. Dave's sanity slowly diminishing with every new video on this topic.

[@jingboy7]

I've already lost most of mine. But I can notice it very very easily.

[@6qzx990]

I stoped being flat earther thanks dude...

[@husaini8009]

Congrats. Welcome to reality

[@humphreywolfe]

"Hey you, you're finally awake!"

[@nathan9901]

Im really proud of you. Not a lot of people want to accept theyre wrong, you are not one of those people.

[@snewp_e2139]

Character development at its finest, im proud of you

[@dtwoi5877]

The one who knew they are wrong and not accept the truth is scum, but the one who knew they are wrong but accept the truth is truly the Human.

[@tibodeclercq2131]

What is closer: The moon or Los Angeles? Flat earther response: the moon because I can see the moon and I can't see Los Angeles.

[@modernrobin9162]

Absolutely fucking right They all are like this

[@Neqtunezz]

never heard anything more true

[@Neqtunezz]

@Epicword an average human can see 5 kilometers or 3.1 miles, so we dont see the curve yet because its not to long, and we actually do see the curve, if the earth was flat we would have seen mount everest from your house, that proves the earth isnt flat

[@Neqtunezz]

@Epicword 3.1 is on round eath duh, on flat earth you would see anything and flat earth, flat earth is debunked because airplanes flights would have been impossible because how will someone fly from america to japan if going on the west? if the earth is flat he wouldn't be able to get to the other side, this is basic logic, we learned this in 2th grade

[@marranin007]

@Epicword if the earth is flat, then why are all the other planets round? shouldn't every object in the universe be flat? why would the government try to hide such a simple "fact"?

[@RickC_]

Even easier - Why can't people in Australia see the North Star? If the earth were flat they could.

[@Geek37664]

Or the Southern Cross in Canada, Alaska, Greenland, Russia or Scandinavia.

[@stylesrj]

Flat Earthers claim Perspective then run away.

[@jacksonbenin8191]

Ask them and they either wont understand your question or interrupt you with a seperate talking point

[@Geek37664]

@@jacksonbenin8191 or flat out insult you

[@rhetoricalquestion6009]

@@stylesrj A certain flat-earther KZbinr appears to have had a change of mind lately. Questioned about one of her previous videos ("Are sun rays parallel?"), she repudiates her previous position thusly: @Rachie-nj3oi 3 weeks ago *_"Didn't understand perspective"_*

[@ScreenSaver42]

He was so calm while absolutly destroying the flat earthers. Thank you for this video because i was writing an essay about how wrong flat earth is and this video is all i need

[@MilitarySVINGchildrenWAKEUP]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5usaGdrhaycnaM m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/oairoaehqdyKiZY

[@sprawn09]

"The moon is being paid by NASA to show the same face in every direction".

[@lmoral222]

"The moon is a big bumper sticker stuck on the bottom-side of the firmament"

[@rd-gi6jw]

@@lmoral222 and it's moving at the same time :-)

[@philsphan4414]

It isn’t? I got need for you, I’ve got power of lunar attorney and I’ve deposited the checks. Note also that I’ve spelled “check” like an American and not “cheque” the way Communists spell it.

[@Blurry_Oreki]

That is phenomenally expensive and nasa sent even paid enouh

[@ChrisFaulkner]

dont give them any ideas.. :D

[@TWDub]

Flat earthers are basically that kid in school who always claimed he knew everything, yet flunked every test "on purpose" because he "was bored."

[@nicolaiholm7458]

Funny you mention this I had one of those types in my class when I was in school he didn’t believe the earth was flat though but he believed in so many other stupid things that it wouldn’t surprise me if he’s a deluded flat earther nowadays

[@nicolaiholm7458]

@@weissmag listen dude you live on a globe and 99,99% of the worlds population knows that. It ain’t our fault you are too deluded to understand the earth is and has always been and will always be a globe

[@nobodyknows3180]

@@weissmag It is a map of a globe in flat projection, that's all that is. Had you not understood that? Cartographers have always had to contend with errors in mapping as they try to plot a 3-D surface onto a 2-D surface without incurring too much error. That's why there are so many different possible map projections in use throughout history. But you knew all that, right?

[@dumguyawesome]

@@nobodyknows3180 ikr!! Thank you. Flat earthers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thatguythere6161]

@UCe26VNibwSqNQAOLmr6V0uQ Your dumb ass didn’t even read the article. They said themselves that this was a flat representation of the GLOBE. And just in case you didn’t pass elementary school, a globe is not a circle. A globe is a sphere, which is a 3D object.

[@MiningPro41]

POV: you're looking through newest comments to find more flat earthers to laugh at

[@takeraparterer]

didn't have to call me out like that 💀💀

[@Badt0uch524]

Let me enjoy what I do

[@spamtong.spamton124]

i do this too

[@TheGreenViewer456]

i just want to cause arguments for fun

[@Titancameraman64]

That's literally what I'm doing

[@KestlerTV]

Dave I have a question. My mother is a flat earther and I tried as hard as possible to disprove her. I told her everything I knew, told her about timezones, lunar eclipses, day and night cycle and much more. I showed her all of your videos and she said “all myths, he’s a professor so he’s in on the secret to hide the truth from you”. She even destroyed my mova globe (which is extremely expensive, and you can research about it if you want). Could you please help me change her little brain dead mind? Also funny how they tell us to not believe the government, but they believe the same conmen on KZbin (her favourite is FlatEarthDave). Could you please help me? I’ve already done so much research. And I swear I’m not lying to you and please don’t roast me lol.

[@cynroh9135]

There's nothing you can do for her. She's lost. You did your duty, that's all you can really do

[@uffa00001]

There is no pill for stupidity, unfortunately. She decided that she is right and she will not admit she is wrong even if, intimately, you might succeed in convincing her. Just give up.

[@artoras9748]

I bet she is religious and believes that god has a book that explains the flat earth . there is no way you change her mind.

[@raghav1026]

I’m sorry

[@KestlerTV]

Thank you guys for the advice.

[@NecrosVideos]

Stop Dave they’re already dead!

[@cl4655]

@hallo can you read?

[@theregulardude9492]

@hallo it'sa joke

[@archangeltyrael9943]

@hallo its a joke dude this guy is actually in a side of dave

[@theregulardude9492]

Lmao he deleted the comment

[@shruthisrikumar5907]

Yeah

[@nombuldog4231]

The simple fact that a video like this exists in 2020 is absolutely mind-blowing.

[@mancavemusician]

Yes it is and I just heard Trump suggest injecting people with disinfectant might cure COVID19 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@nombuldog4231]

@@mancavemusician What a time to be alive

[@JasonSpamulusUtting]

KZbin got introduced

[@mrdynamitehee]

@@mancavemusician He just denied he was being serious. Now he wants people to believe he was being sarcastic - during a briefing on a national crisis on a day when America crossed the 50 thousand dead Americans milestone. He's the President of the United States. Something is very, very wrong here.....

[@tsopmocful1958]

@@mancavemusician The year of Glen 2020.

[@user-ye5dj6fq4j]

I like how globe-busters didn't answered this video.

[@Robloxgod-np3tp]

“The flat earth society has members all around the flat”

[@ianbenidictcallos3077]

this is the most respectful roasting I've ever heard

[@janicel3989]

@@derekborkent2899 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😁😁😁... Don't Call Yourself A "Moron"..... People Might Start Agreeing With You....😉😊🤠😂

[@curiouswanderer7187]

He is a Scientist, obviously he'll have to maintain his roasting to a certain extent.

[@elypetitemoulinmultifoncti8395]

Are you forget how mon move , remind please moon 🌝 sem like Earth moving around him self and around earth 🌎 so why moon 🌝 never change his face during rotation around him salve lol🤔

[@ianbenidictcallos3077]

@@elypetitemoulinmultifoncti8395 if you want to start an argument you better fix you grammar first

[@janicel3989]

@@elypetitemoulinmultifoncti8395 If A Jet Pilot, Flies At 1,500 Miles Per Hour.... What Is The "Adjustment" The Pilot Would Have To Make, In Ten Minutes......In Order To "FLY AROUND".....The Three Dimensional Round Earth....?🤠

[@KingJellyfishII]

Flat earthers are the people that get confused when an actor appears in a film after they "died" in another one.

[@joenormanmusic]

😂

[@TheGargantuanLeviathan]

😆

[@doofismannfred4778]

@@themorgan9805 You could try looking at the Earth. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpa4g6yCg7qYZ7s

[@trailbossdan1]

The Morgan Don’t rely on other people, research it yourself

[@kevinfisher1345]

@@themorgan9805 Did you not actually watch this video? It was less than 6 minutes long. If you have then please explain how the same face of the moon is possible to see everywhere on Earth on a flat pancake disc? But I can even give you some other proofs. Things I did as young kid, so not that hard. 1) Horizon Drop - get clear u shaped tube and put some water in it (coloured water is best). Take onto highest altitude you can and measure how much lower the horizon is to level of that tubed water, which is more then down at lower ground level. 2) How come you can never see the Sun or Moon obeying laws of perspective ... they should get bigger the closer they get to you and should appear to move quicker the closer they get. And the reverse when moving away? 3) There are only 3 celestial objects in the sky that ever appear in a crescent shape. The moon is one, but there are 2 others. What are they? And how come those 2 others appear as crescents but no other planets or other celestial objects do? 4) Tracking the Sun and you can see what is called analemma (although did not know what it was called until many years later in middle school science class). So how does the Sun do that on a flat earth, and more importantly how come no one elsewhere in the world has ever witnessed in reality the Sun moving backwards at any time? 5) An Azimuthal Equidistant map ALWAYS is only accurate to and from it center point. In both bearings and distances. But is less accurate the further away you get from the center. This alone means nada, as that could work on any shape of the earth. But re-draw the center point on a 2nd location, and it does the same thing as before. Re-draw it on a 3rd spot and once again those same principles still works. This means using any AE map that anyone can verify proves Earth is a sphere when they check it with 3 different center points. Or in other words Gleason was an idiot for stealing and using such a projection as the AE map because it actually can be proven to show that Earth is a sphere. Smh. Besides the idiocy of keeping Lat / Long lines which alone is telling you the shape of Earth. It is no wonder sailors such as Joshua Slocum had debunked it w/in decade of it being published and it fell into obscurity shortly after.

[@philipblythe6535]

The problem is that these people think emotionally not logically. It is an ego problem. I.e. "I am afraid of the universe and the only way I can be comfortable is to be right about everything." Lazy minds want overly simple solutions that they can work out on their own without reference to any authority outside of themselves.

[@philipblythe6535]

@@brookarellastyle260 It more closely fits the ones who deny science (global warming, & pandemic), trust poisoned news sources & politicians that tell the big lie and blame others for their own misdeeds (voter fraud). These are the same people who are so egotistical that they would destroy others to protect their financial well being (don't tax the rich), make up baseless conspiracy theories about school shootings and who are losing case after case in Federal Court because they cannot bear to face reality and accept the plain facts of the world and the damage they & their ideas have caused.

[@philipblythe6535]

@@brookarellastyle260 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipSoh6iboZune80

[@philipblythe6535]

kzbin.infoXSDfFWlLrG8?feature=share

[@Datdoggyofficial.]

My mother believes the earth is flat because she’s a born again Christian & insists that there is proof in the bible that the earth is flat. She will answer any question about it with: “I believe the word of God”

[@FrikinOSM]

Yep, all christian nuts trying to prove the bible is true. Ignoring the fact that ancient Egyptians and Greeks proved the world isn't flat. I say put all the flerfs in a padded room and let them get on with it. Ignore them. Flerf: Ignorant, naive, delusional, stubborn, stupid. Pick 3.

[@zichenghan7585]

Dave: You can’t deny it Flat earther: denies it Dave: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@TylerTMG]

The earth is a triangle

[@TylerTMG]

Duh

[@The_Turtle_One]

@@TylerTMG nah man, its a dinosaur

[@TylerTMG]

@@The_Turtle_One your a dinotard 🙄 how do people not see the eyes dinotard

[@jaydonNEWi]

@@The_Turtle_One 1 - the edges of the triangle can be present, and the earth would be flat again, if you are talking about a pyramid then there are jokes your holding 2 - it's impossible for a space object to be a shape of one of its creatures, and if it was true then there would be giant hills completely misshaping the planet, your another jokester 3 - any other shape is impossible besides round and not flat

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Flight Attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but this seat is exclusively for disabled people.” Person: “The Earth is flat.” Flight Attendant: “I apologize, sir, sorry for bothering you.”

[@gedenirfiorese3523]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache classic lol

[@jawnkandy]

🤣👌

[@_c_e_]

Person: "Great, now I have your attention... 'The Universe is flat!'"

[@lilyerickson4389]

@@_c_e_ Only the universe as we know it. If singularities exist within black holes, then they'd massively stretch spacetime. We could be in a tiered system of universes and not even know it yet.

[@raghavannaidu6931]

@@_c_e_ how?

[@STST]

You probably may never see this. I would like permission to use this video. I am an ex flat earther this is the exact observation that made me realise the earth is not flat.

[@STST]

@KingI Hey man will do we speak regularly stay well!!

[@sadgfasdg542]

@@STST welcome back man. big respect to you! to admit you've been wrong takes a lot of courage.

[@mikestoveken]

That was a great interview with Catz! Please take this video and try to use it to spread the word to anyone who will listen; I'm sure Dave will NOT mind!

[@hodgymac]

Nice one, science rocks

[@STST]

@@mikestoveken I did in the end!!

[@Hazhir_UFA]

There is a powerful relationship between flat earther's minds and cocaine

[@ericb3157]

oh, if you listen closely in one video by two flat-earthers, you can hear them smoking a "BONG".

[@TheRealSock33]

they have become one

[@gabrielsantosdelarosa]

I love how he agresivly roast the flat earthers in such a formal way.

[@kingcrabbrc]

There are few things I like more than watching people dunk on flat Earthers.

[@phildavenport4150]

M87 through the EHT being one of them, maybe.

[@tripolarmdisorder7696]

There is almost nothing more enjoyable than watching Prof. Dave insult the globe-denying oxygen thief community. His jabs about crying themselves to sleep could only have been better if he had told them to cry themselves to sleep while masturbating, just to burn them harder. Not that they were much more than a used charcoal briquette by the end of it.

[@profphilbell2075]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5S3mqilrtCkeKc

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@globeforever9777 same goes for all religions and religious fucktards.

[@doofismannfred4778]

@@themorgan9805 Heh. You think you know science. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f3mZknmdhs2AlaM

[@irelae]

My favorite part of this video is the title: “Part 1” I eagerly await Part 2

[@ichich3978]

i hope for 10 like the 10 challenges

[@robertlafleur5179]

Part 1: Professor Dave pulverizes flat earth. Part 2: Professor Dave uses broom and dust pan and throws flat earth crumbs in garbage can.

[@masterchief4189]

Same

[@C4...]

Lol definitely

[@freddan6fly]

@@manishyadav-tt7ng You don't understand optics.

[@bongosmcdongos4190]

This is probably the best debunk of the concept you've made Dave. Not to knock your other ones of course, but even a seven year old could grasp this.

[@vaughan2203]

I do enjoy the 'gravity doesn't exist, it's air density' trope of comedy.

[@gerritvalkering1068]

But... isn't air density just another feature caused by gravity? (I know, that's the joke)

[@justineschenbach8584]

I always ask them, "What is the formula for buoyancy?" 😂

[@johannfrederichk3473]

Idk but the formula for density is: FE = UD (flat earther = ultra dense)

[@sandhan1t1zer]

Dave: “It’s the moon. You can’t shout conspiracy Flat earths: “You underestimate us”

[@baconninja4481]

Dave: Are going to say CGI? Flat Earthers: CGI- How did you know?!

[@MagetaTheLionHeart]

Us: the earth is logically round Flerf: HOLD MY BEER... LOGIC IS FOR COMMUNISTS. EARTH BE FLAT.

[@MariOmor1]

Don't try it!

[@dank4541]

@@MagetaTheLionHeart A circle is round lol

[@coeal2680]

look it up. there are flat earthers that really think there is a dome over the flat earth, and everything in the sky, including the sun and moon, are light projections on the dome by, get this, aliens! and the aliens put us in this dome to protect us! against what? who knows, their unknowable aliens! you cant make this shit up xDD oh wait... o.o they did...

[@dreadfulbadger]

The sad thing is people who need to see this never will.

[@GabrielGarcia-to5bj]

Vice versa its sad many will see this n believe it blindly.

[@dreadfulbadger]

@@GabrielGarcia-to5bj lol

[@liveactionlink8736]

Flat earthers exist because they purposely ignore facts and reality

[@lancetschirhart7676]

@@GabrielGarcia-to5bj HAHA! xD This video is just five minutes man, give it a shot.

[@leoprovenza3729]

@@GabrielGarcia-to5bj The thing is nothing in this video requires blind folds. Believing childish experiments that are painful to watch requires extreme laziness and a low level of understanding of science.

[@ericoftheotherworld1525]

I always come back to these videos, because not only are the scientific explanations great, but they're incredibly hilarious XD XD XD

[@michaelalmodovar4332]

I have repeatedly asked flat earthers. simple questions, and they just reply with insults. They’re not capable of answering simple questions.

[@tntdude999]

Exactly, they have to be dumb when they can't think logically

[@karoysuri9062]

Young Earth Creationists exhibit the same behavior. I am a creationist, a follower of Jesus of Nazareth but YEC science is childish and obtuse on the level of flat-earther views.

[@astrophysics9422]

Flat earthers : We are open minded Me : That’s why your brain fell out.

[@astrophysics9422]

@@patricianindel5469 You think I don’t have a brain. Btw I don’t feel threatened by the ‘flat earther theory’ because it is not something to be threatened by . If you go up to any flat earther, and ask for evidence that cannot be disproved by middle school physics, they wouldn’t be able to give any. Another thing is I feel like you’re the one feeling threatened by the fact that the globe earth is correct. Stop trolling in the comments.🙃🙃

[@MrQuaiven]

@@patricianindel5469 _"I do believe physics is just a theory."_ Your "beliefs" are irrelevant. After all just a few comments ago you said "evidence" was all that mattered to you. Evidence doesn't care about your beliefs. Also, anyone who says "just a theory" is disqualified from an adult conversation about science. And you can drop the "I am certainly not claiming the earth is flat" routine, no one believes you. You are just parroting all the standard FE talking points while refusing to accept anything that proves you wrong. You're FE. Have the integrity to just admit it.

[@TwoMayTo]

@@patricianindel5469 Pinterest picture is your proof? Listen carefully and pls absorb this with your brain. If you think helicopter will not stay on the same location when it is flying because your reason is the EarRTg iS mOvinG so the heLiCopter should be in the different location. Here is the explanation You are inside of a fast moving train, Try to jump and your location is still the same. That alone will debunk your PROOF (fairy tale). Do you think it is possible for you to not to move in A Fast Spinning Earth I mean Train? Do an experiment because you are a disgrace on humanity.

[@cosmology7552]

​@@patricianindel5469 No, you didn't upset me(don't confuse anger and frustration with sadnes), I don't own the comment section and why did you assume that I am nasty (I am when I want to be angry) and that I don't have curiosity. I am sorry for being rude but since you called me a person with no brain it was the only way I wanted to reply. Btw no one posses knowledge of everything (this may surprise you) and trust me I am very curious all of the time, all I do in my free time is learn things I don't know (no bragging, I don't brag). I am not wise either. I think you're a nice person when you want to be so please can I ask that we have a calm discussion in here. Again sorry for being rude last time. (The comment I made was a joke please don't take it seriously). Btw I am not crying in case you were going to say I am. Also I did not know that you were not a flat earther and on the fence about it. (The 'loser much' does hurt). Thank you.

[@TwoMayTo]

@@patricianindel5469 Science is about facts and all the technologies we have now cannot be achieve without non-stop research. If people like you have that kind of mind and not progressing and not thinking enough or doing some experiment and understanding about things that they don't understand, I doubt that until now computers, phone, radio and other technologies we have won't exist. This is now year 2021 and you are still stuck about the shape of earth.

[@llewellynbrandon]

Flat earther when realizing their usual approach won’t work here: I’m just gonna pretend like I didn’t see this video.

[@dinoelasz6360]

Actually 100% correct😂

[@valoaras9729]

their usual approach is insulting nd.. thats it this is the only things they do :d

[@alexanderbudianto7794]

Flat-Earther: I'm just gonna assume that he's wrong without actually watching the video.

[@Darmesis]

I have experienced, on more than one occasion, flerffers who have posited the Moon is see-through, to which I’ve stopped responding cuz it would require a carpal-tunnel-inducing post on how ridiculous that is on multiple levels.

[@theobserver314]

@@Darmesis Now that's stupid.

[@cupcaked7496]

Okay, I did more research on flat earth and spherical earth, and after 2 weeks, I can confidentally decide that it is round. Thanks for helping me know what the world actually looks like.

[@JoeyP946]

impressive. Though there's nothing to "decide" mate, facts are facts, whether you accept them or not

[@hiilikepizza3197]

Congrats, you have returned to the light

[@ChickenNuggetManCNM]

I very rarely find flat earthers who are willing to do research into the subject and admit their mistake. Excellent job; very proud of you!

[@StefanoAgrotis]

Yeah but you forgot to prepare for the flat Earth trump card. "Nuh uh"

[@evileqwine6106]

When I first learned about flat earthers, my first thought was “I thought that humanity proved these people wrong thousands of years ago.”

[@09dinodino34]

They did, and people just kept on believing for no reason other than the inability to admit that they were wrong

[@arsenal4444]

​@StDu Stelios no you got it backwards, you want them confident to come forth so they can be pointed out as a teaching example, rather than the alternative which would be them passing these ideas on in secret without ever being allowed to reveal themselves

[@davebewshey1549]

What is hilarious to me is there or zero flat earthers proposing their arguments on this video

[@help4skin]

@@davebewshey1549 stay in your echo chamber

[@flymousechiu]

That's what the evil lizard people want you to think /s

[@fromaggio7654]

"We can all see the moon" FErfer: *shoves thumbs into eye sockets* "No I don't"

[@JohnDoe-dh1cv]

Well they would just have to look when it's not out...or simply shut there eyes and not be able to see it...

[@dermontbud2798]

@Fromaggio FEs say the moon is a hologram, others even more stupid say it's just a reflection of the sun on the dome. It's clear they're a bunch of morons.

[@rodwellcort7503]

Science: we can see the moon Flattards: Heavenly Energies

[@zemoxian]

dermontbud I’ve heard even stranger. I think it was something like, the reflection of the Earth on a mirrored surface. Though that Earth was actually a sphere, I think. Many times larger than the Earth. The flat Earth part of Earth we’re familiar with is actually just one of the smaller craters. And I think aliens come from worlds in other craters. Hopefully I didn’t merge garbage from another hapless conspiracy brain, they start to blend together after a while. I’m sure someone has topped that on by now.

[@DeadlyHaunter]

They don't even believe in a moon.. they belive it's a hologram. This video is pointless

[@Sockiblorp]

"Don't argue with a stupid person, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" Professor Dave: *Get a load of this guy*

[@Roger-vk2fi]

This video definitely proves once and for all that the earth is a sphere and it was explained in the simplest of terms. The flat earthers have nothing. It's over.

[@CJ-6993]

Yup. Beating a dead horse that's been dead for 2000 years.

[@user-ul2kh9yu2q]

@@sea-pin kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ_Lc4qVqbiegLssi=Ekb-ei_WMzGKOuJz

[@leoncai6659]

Professor Dave: King of passive aggressiveness

[@nathanmckenzie904]

Oh he's not even passive aggressive, he is just gone full aggressive, and I live it

[@oledhaeseleer]

@@laminekalamine1254 So you say Flat Earth has no working map? That's right!

[@Bshipbuilder]

That's not passive.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Passive aggressive? Seemed like plain old aggressive to me. He didn't mince words. He just derided the people who are obviously wrong about something they could easily figure out themselves, with their own eyes and be absolutely certain about it. Y'know, the stupid.

[@tizio5103]

"passive aggressive" You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[@tomasgresko1599]

Pov: you are looking for flat earthers in the comments.

[@karimaki643]

*how did you know, now I am scared*

[@spazmeister1791]

😲😲😲😲😲

[@karimaki643]

@Ooski ur fake

[@mochiyeosang1908]

@Ooski your mom is fake

[@humphreywolfe]

@@mochiyeosang1908 OOF-

[@danielvieira8978]

me looking for angry flat earthers in the comment section:

[@raghav1026]

Bro caught us all in 4k

[@wistfulgraph]

us??? 🧐📸

[@Chaos_is_very_dumb]

Aren't we all

[@Theorigamidude]

3 things: 1. The fact that this video exists at all proves how stubborn and not smart some people are 2. The flat earthers’ model doesn’t make sense at all, and I see them commenting on other comments trying to defend their theory meanwhile what the heck are they defending 3. I have a goldmine of comments to read when I’m bored

[@biggestgooberintheland]

mc chicken

[@WolfvineGaming]

This is too scientific for flat earthers.

[@nothosaur]

@Ar Armstrong There's also too much math here. He said, "Go get two of your little buddies, and have them stand on opposite sides of you." That requires counting. We need to dumb it down more.

[@magnet-o]

Brian Galvin the joke flew over your head just like how the moon and sun fly around the the fLaT eArTh lol

[@Bwabel]

Brian Galvin r/woooosh

[@nothosaur]

@Coldirty Bastard Plane surfaces only, and therefore appropriate to Geometric symbolism of honesty and honorable conduct. What's your point?

[@frank_calvert]

@Coldirty Bastard Your essay long comment is the epitome of "I could address your point, but I'm just going to ignore it and spurt out my linguistic diarrhea."

[@gintokisan5171]

If you take a flat earther to the outer space and see it for himself, the other flat earthers will think he/she was brain washed by NASA...

[@chiefkeefgaming2005]

ROND earth hu?

[@gintokisan5171]

@@jmbbk4737 dude what are you saying?? Are you confused and can't decide if the earth is flat or spherical??? . Try watching skydiving videos it might help you..

[@gintokisan5171]

@@jmbbk4737 I think you can see the buildings during at night...because of the size and distance you can't even see it..it is the same as like trying to look at airplane windows...it is mostly clouds...also you can see it in most sky diving videos mostly clouds and brown.. . only when you get in to the ground you see it more clearly.. . Maybe why they turn off at the same time is to recharge the power?? Or conserve them... because cameras are solar powered and maybe power is also limited.. . Can you send a link so I can see the videos for myself..

[@gintokisan5171]

@@jmbbk4737 also cameras consume more. Power..the higher the technology/pixels and etc... the higher power it consumes.....and it gets hot and can be broken..

[@arkhalz5034]

Take them all

[@PrismaPog_17]

POV: You are looking for a flat-earthers response in the comments.

[@what-bl1ut]

yes

[@turk7sr59]

I feel called out.

[@A_user_with_cat]

Facts

[@thuyluong5925]

Let's insult em

[@MiG-25IsGOAT]

"Maybe one day you'll save up enough allowance that you can leave your mom's basement and see the moon from another part of the world" Ok this is other level.

[@Liesmith424]

The moon is actually concave and reflective, so the "same face" property is just an optical illusion. Source: I found some interesting chemicals under my kitchen sink and huffed *all* of them.

[@humamzaki4842]

New discovery flat earthers are using harmful drugs to boost their brainpower but it didn't do anything

[@MrWiggsy4]

Ha ha ha

[@BorkenGarage]

@William Yes do your research!!

[@anthonysach]

@@humamzaki4842 How can you boost something which is not there?

[@AllenStJohn]

@@anthonysach multiplying a negative just make it more in the negative!

[@bobbybooshay8641]

I'm just so thankful NASA had the projectors up and running before Harriot and Galilei started making their sketches of the moon.

[@d3rp_d3rp]

Right? So helpful lol

[@johnfrederick9833]

I can't tell if your flat earther or globe earther

[@bobbybooshay8641]

@@johnfrederick9833 ---- NASA had projectors up in 1609? You don't see I was being facetious?

[@nootnootpenguino8586]

@@bobbybooshay8641 i cant believe u actually think that is a logical statement. Umm electromagnetism.

[@amir123786]

NASA are the same as CIA or bill gates or Apple etc. All devil puppets

[@ninjason57]

I just had a lengthy argument with a friend who has admitted that the evidence for a flat earth outweighs the evidence for a spherical earth. After many hours of debate I came to the conclusion that the real reason he believes in a flat earth is due to his world view. As in his philosophical/theological world view. I came to the realization that NO amount of evidence will convince him otherwise because he will always find a way to warp reality to fit his world view. This is not an intellectual problem that needs to be overcome using measurable evidence, this is a psychological problem that needs to be overcome with truth.

[@rhetoricalquestion6009]

_"a friend who has admitted that the evidence for a flat earth outweighs the evidence for a spherical earth"_ You mean, _"admitted that [he thinks] the [purported] evidence for a flat earth..."._ There is, of course, no _actual_ evidence for flat earth. I hope you can help him overcome his psychological problem, or that he recovers spontaneously. Always curious as to what led someone into flatearthery. Was it religious upbringing, actual mental illness, confusion by frauds on KZbin, or what? Can you establish "truth" without "measurable evidence"?

[@rayopeongo]

Next time there is a lunar eclipse, have him explain how it works on a flat earth. Lunar eclipses happen on a regular basis, almost everyone has seen at least one in their life (all you have to do is look up at the right time), and they make perfect sense if the earth is a spinning sphere orbiting the sun. Astronomers using the heliocentric model can predict them decades in advance, precisely saying when they will occur, where they will be visible from, and exactly how they will look for any location on earth, and they will be exactly right about all of it every single time. Meanwhile, flat earthers have no idea how to explain how they happen on a flat earth. They can’t even agree on a possible mechanism, never mind predict when they will happen. Lunar eclipses make no sense at all on a flat earth.

[@stylesrj]

@@rayopeongo I think Flat Earthers claim that NASA controls a giant sun shield or something like in the Simpsons except it's used for the moon?

[@maxfan1591]

"This is not an intellectual problem that needs to be overcome using measurable evidence, this is a psychological problem that needs to be overcome with truth." This.

[@yourweirdplant]

Ask him why? Why would the government lie about it? If he goes "to hide god" or "control," then explain to him that a God is way too powerful to be hidden by his creations, and that a flat earth brings nothing to control, and you could control by more easier methods, and then point to North Korea or something like that.

[@idothings92]

I used to believe in globe earth. Then i believed in flat earth for at least a day before finding your 10 challenges video, and after the FIRST DAMN THING, i now believe in the truth, globe earth is REAL. Can confirm.

[@petroleumalley]

Holy Mozes. You have been saved from the dark side of flat earth. We will baptize you with leveled water 🙂

[@idothings92]

@@petroleumalley ok, thanks but I'm not Christian, thank you. I believe in God and all but I'm not Christian, does that make sense? Thanks anyways

[@Krugis]

@@idothings92 Oh he was just making a joke about water finding its level- a common flat earth talking point Hopefully a foray into flat earth has equipped you with the skills and discretion required to protect yourself from scam conspiracies in the future. Look out for ones like Electric Universe in particular. We should all strive to scrutinize and challenge what we know, verify what we can, and never take the words of random, unlearned yogis who call education evil at face value

[@idothings92]

@@Krugis i didn't know I thought they were trying to baptize me srry

[@YenNguyen-mg5ty]

Bro got the Guiness world record for the most short-lived flat earther ever existed 💀👍

[@sarisari_studios]

anyone else looking for angry flat earthers in the comments?

[@jonasmejerpedersen4847]

just look at newest first, and good luck

[@thisisbigbraintime2917]

Yep

[@nancyroark953]

me

[@mailbox3982]

YeH

[@ilikegames6776]

@Lily Games Fact=the earth is ROUND

[@svolos1971]

Trying to reason with a flat earther is like playing chess with a pigeon: it doesnt matter how great of a player you are. The pigeon will always knock your pieces down, shit on the board and declare victory.

[@abdullahqureshi1404]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@piguy8876]

Ok this is by far the best comment I've seen in a very long time

[@something6506]

@VelocityRaptor me

[@johnchandler1687]

They're tasty. Ate pigeons, doves , field larkspur many blackbirds when young. All birds but vultures and other carrion eaters are good to eat. Not as good as armadillos though. They're all white meat, just like domestic rabbit or chicken breast.

[@sovietcat7282]

Imagine of someone said that the moon covered all of the earth them explain the sun stars galaxy’s how we stay warm how we get natural light from the sun and more

[@ntandomahlangu8397]

If the Earth was flat the edge would be a tourist atraction

[@Heihei246]

They don’t belive they can get to the edge, you know, the reptilians and the government(probably the same thing in their minds) are guarding it. They always have a stupid answer…

[@gristen]

​@@Heihei246what gets me is i dont think they realize how difficult it would be to guard an area that large. we dont even have the ability to guard every inch of our borders that well. literally millions, maybe even billions, of guards would have to be stationed around the entire circumference of the earth and by that point at least one of them would have let it slip what their job is or taken pictures to prove that it exists.

[@yourlocalyoutubecommenter]

lmao yes

[@uncolored2060]

So they deny science but get very upset when you don't use science... That doesn't make any siense

[@stylesrj]

Pretty much. Flat Earthers: Me dumdum no understand science! Me think you trying to confuse me! Do it without science! Also Flat Earthers: You're not using science? Of course you're not! Because you'd be disproven if you did!

[@TheRealSock33]

any siense funny how thats pronounced science

[@lrodshrek5788]

“Without using science” Ah yes fighting fire with fire I see…

[@Kyle_Bell]

Charles Smith?

[@lrodshrek5788]

@@Kyle_Bell yo?

[@Kyle_Bell]

@McDonald's Ya think so?

[@sadeteshala4052]

In love with This comment. I dont know why but I’m reading it with penguinz0s (Charlie) voice in my head.

[@sweetpeagrayble5858]

The first non-science argument was not a good proof or argument because it was at best an exaggeration, but more accurately, simply false. Narrator: "Get two of your little buddies to stand on opposite sides of you. Can they both see the front of your face at once, no." I'm not making an argument, but a more apt example of viewing the moon from earth would be having two "buddies" standing next to each other, as close as possible, looking at a third person as far away as possible while still visible. Then when asked if they could both see the third's face, they'd both say, yes. I get the point, but in this argument the moon would have to be in the center of a "ring-earth" to view from opposite sides, or was he just dismissing "ring-earth theory" before it gains traction? lol

[@DicePunk]

The moon is a sprite and faces each player at the same angle.

[@emmanueloverrated]

Most plausible explanation for a Doomer.

[@its.arjun.s]

Bruh how did I enter a videogame

[@moikkis65]

Fucking god cheaping out on graphic desing.. i mean a 3d moon is what the community wants!!

[@mervinroy]

Hahaha

[@DicePunk]

@@moikkis65 well you'll like the next update! Shame we are resetting the server, and you'll be assigned a new ID. Hope you're ready to remake your character

[@DoktrDub]

A lot of flat earthers won’t take you seriously because their pride will get in the way of facts, especially if you made them look stupid or silly

[@dogwalker666]

They make themselves stupid and crazy, We tried being helpful and it was met with insults.

[@carmaspence9425]

I support the concept that if Earth were flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now.

[@irishmanfromengland25]

@@mariasirona1622 why would it be a joke? it's a really simple way to prove the earth isn't flat. we all know how cats are with tables... but of course the original commenter meant it as a joke.

[@mariasirona1622]

@@irishmanfromengland25 i thought they were a flat earther... My bad, i read it terribly

[@samtasticsongs3012]

Dude sooo good lol 😂

[@GurmaniusU]

D BEST ARGUMENT EVER

[@cxpKSip]

Lolz

[@kerwynbrat5771]

Just for fun I tried to make a workable flat earth model. I have something like 838 iterations at this point and none of them work. You can get ONE thing to work, but then nothing else does. I was never able to solve the moon and sun ever. As of now, I am throwing in the towel since it just does not work. Maybe I am biased since I have been to Antarctica and I saw absolutely no armed guards, no armed patrol boats or planes flying overhead to stop us. I did see some whales tho and some great icebergs.

[@max5250]

That's the reason why there is no such thing as "flat earth model", since all of their "explanations" are always 'ad hoc', and they never comply with other "explanations". Not to mention that, most of the time, their "explanations" are contradicting to some simple observations.

[@traskforge]

@@max5250 I "really like" your use of "quotation marks"

[@abderianagelast7868]

Yeah, the best I can think of for the moon thing would be some sort of concave shape, but then you'd have to position it around the outer ring of whatever map you want to use, which just doesn't work. Maybe if you're really lucky you can get it to work over the equator, but then we have to ask ourselves how a concave satellite would even be possible. It's certainly a fun exercise to try, but definitely not to waste any real effort on.

[@NeoZero369]

You’re not God…

[@PeterJavi]

@DropkicktheDecepticon This is sad, but true

[@David2073]

The problem is, because flat earthers are TikTokers, they can only use their brains for less than three full seconds, not five, they'll never understand you. It's like trying to explain what's an apple to a gorilla, they'll just eat it and not care about what you just said.

[@stylesrj]

Wrong. Flat Earthers don't have a brain. It's probably some sort of protobrain with like a cell or two and a few nerves and they can detect "Flat" in a sentence but that's about it.

[@RuneVolpe]

@@stylesrjthey do have a brain. But it’s flat.

[@vpvnsf]

Don't compare gorillas to flat earthers It's an insult to the gorilla community.

[@PivoLover4ever]

You (shuffles deck, picks a card) have beaten a straw man, the moon is like this because of the (picks three more cards) a giant dome, refraction and government

[@stylesrj]

And you have always been paid by... *rolls dice* NASA!

[@thatonedegenerate]

The earth is a cube. Just look at minecraft.

[@SilveryBlue1010]

Nah, it's T-rex shape!

[@pokedex2d176]

@@SilveryBlue1010 yeah tahts true

[@a_cats]

The 3rd dimension isn't real. Just look at Terraria.

[@a_cats]

@@boterlettersukkel Yes.

[@Mot0193]

Im pretty sure its a cone

[@Dajobi1]

You messed up when you assumed a flat earther would have 2 buddies........

[@Zackfish12345]

Dajobix savage. But it’s so true!

[@SupaSal62]

Dajobix haha that’s exactly what I thought at the same time.

[@karasprouse595]

they do have two buddies even more. They are all lined up on the wall of their peanut butter fort in mommies basement. There is he man and do not forget captain america he is really smart and strong for being 7 inches tall. And do not forget his first buddy mr fluffy the bunny he has had him as a buddy since he was born.

[@thedoc2102]

@@karasprouse595 I thought you were going to say they are all lined up with guns along the ice wall at the south pole to keep everyone who doesn't believe their nonsense out. But there aren't enough of them.

[@poiuytrewqasdf5654]

@@karasprouse595 That is so funny!!!

[@stephenbartlett6402]

they will never admit its wrong because it is their religion

[@twiton_]

wait what religion is it apart of

[@untype3992]

It's a cult

[@yourlocalyoutubecommenter]

Not really.

[@Theorigamidude]

@@yourlocalyoutubecommenterare you ok you’ve commented on this channel over 100 times I think you not ok especially cause ur a flat earther

[@yourlocalyoutubecommenter]

@@Theorigamidude Nah you're just a salty retard.

[@Kingofthenorf420]

If the Earth was flat, there would never be evenings or night. Lmao

[@elijahbaley5556]

I keep coming back to this video just for the line "That's not how objects work." Pure gold.

[@KlaysMoji]

Except that only proves the moon is not an object. Have you looked at a rainbow? Well, it turns out no matter what you do, the rainbow will continue facing you, and if you bring 3 of your friends to see the rainbow, each one of you will see a different rainbow, and you won't be able to see a rainbow from its side or a oval-shaped rainbow, it'll remain round. Like the moon.

[@elijahbaley5556]

@@KlaysMoji 🤡

[@macro3751]

@@KlaysMoji yet a rainbow doesn't illuminate something, while in the flat earth model the moon is supposed to be a light source that's not something a rainbow does, hell a rainbow needs light to appear if anything, rather than actually generating it itself also, a rainbow is a circle but you never see it being filled in the middle, and it's always multicolored rather than just pure white, and even then, whi is it we always see the same darker and lighter spots even though rainbows don't really have any of those i'm not sure what kinda rainbows you been looking at my man but, it ain't like any rainbow anyone else has seen i'm afraid

[@TheLostAge]

I keep coming back to the first flat earth video where he says "I'm sorry that astronomical phenomena don't conform to your lifetime", it makes me laugh every time

[@villamara9632]

Why do all globetrotters, bankers and psychiatrists have big noses and ears?

[@DaniLoRiver]

Flat Earth logic: If it’s real, it’s fake.

[@SaifonYoutube]

wait you created a paradox if we show them somthing real they will think its fake becouse they think oposite but if its fake they will think its real becouse the think oposit this is the flat earther paradox

[@86_percent28]

saif minecraft gaming that sums up their logic pretty good

[@laser986]

true

[@That_One_Guy...]

@@SaifonKZbin well duh Sherlock, it's no paradox but it's their common sense

[@billytaylor6604]

No, Flat Earth Logic is: If I can't understand it, it must be fake.

[@KatelynWatts-sc5od]

Let’s hope watching these types of vids doesn’t destroy my recommend section with videos about flat earth 💀

[@capoo1337]

The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society... They feared that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge!

[@orii-raepoole5446]

tata tch

[@charlieeriksson6956]

Legendary comment

[@skitzyfizz]

they say that there is no edge they always have some illogical thing for their defence

[@jacobmontemayor6685]

@@skitzyfizz you can’t even spell defense right lol

[@capoo1337]

@@gedankenfang3931 I don't believe in covid at all, so.........

[@lamontcranston8181]

Just remember, when talking to a flat earther you’re basically playing chess with a pigeon.

[@scan4707]

"No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over all the figures, shit on the board, declare himself the winner and then fly away."

[@relic1701]

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[@potterma63]

Hey, no reason to insult pigeons.

[@Brashnir]

@Zé Da Feira The pigeon believes he is the champion of chess because he can just flap his wings and knock over the opponent's king without making any moves.

[@deathstarcake5776]

A pigeon's probably smarter

[@braniik1108]

Are there really people who actually think that the earth is flat or is this a joke video

[@rhetoricalquestion6009]

Yes, there really are, and there are flat-earther con-men making a profit off that market. It's hard to know how many true believers there are, but it's probably not that many, and around here, they're likely outnumbered by trolls.

[@troubleturkey]

no people are serious about this. You may be quick to call these people stupid, which is not necessarily the case, although some are genuine stupid people, not many are. There is a pipeline to this, a conspiracy pipeline. It starts off very easy to believe, little tiny facts that anyone could fall for and there's so many you'll come across you won't fact check all, if any. They're small conspiracies, and once you believe in one it becomes easier to believe in more. Then after you believe enough of those little theories, those medium conspiracies become a little less hard to believe. After you fall for one, it's easier to fall for another medium conspiracy, and more after that. Until you fall for your first big one. Then I'm sure you can guess what happens after that, you fall for more. It's like a conspiracy escalator, once you get on it you inevitably go deeper into it, and you have to put genuine and real effort to escape it. It's very important to empathize, or at least sympathize with these people. They are human, therefore weak, however together we become strong. But today, yesterday, the days before that, and the days after we are very quickly losing strength. I have been radicalized by the internet, I'm sure @rhetoricalquestion6009 whether they have realized it or not has been radicalized by the internet, you will be radicalized by the internet. Is that a good thing? -no. Try your best to empathize with these people as you could very easily, and surprisingly quickly, could become one of them.

[@user-qf7dl2ki4t]

Yes but it's only a small fraction of flerfs who actually believe it.

[@AndrusPr8]

Here's another one: How do flst earthers know thay the ice wall is a circle? After all, the wall itself is so big that you see a FLAT wall.

[@Rzra]

11 Dislikes but no counter argument. The perfect summary of flat earthers Edit : Alright this might be a little bit outdated because of the added 398 dislikes and probably more in the future.

[@LobsterPuncher]

I'll take a stab at it: "Nuh-uh!" Or "CGI/NASA Shill!"

[@Viruo]

"fLaT mOoN!" derp.

[@tanyanguyen3704]

LobsterPuncher - you forgot, “oz doesn’t exist.” (Or New Zealand, Argentina, South Africa, Antarctica...)

[@Dian_Borisov_SW]

Meh, i think it's from the people that god annoyed that he's talking more about how stupid flat earthers are and the other half of the video is the moon thing. I mean *he's correct*

[@grandebigy]

ITS AN EYEBALL CONSPERICY !!!😉

[@omegaglacier]

I always enjoy people destroying Flat earthers

[@omegaglacier]

First like nice haha

[@poisonpurger]

Maxi: gets a like also Maxi: congratulate itself

[@adrianbundy3249]

Funny thing is, I never see any around anymore. A few years ago, there seemed to be a whole loud area of youtube growing with it. Now it's just, well, not a big movement anymore? But I still love seeing the videos regardless. So amusing.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

Ikr? Why are flat earthers so fascinating? I guess because they're just so completely and obviously wrong about something they could easily figure out themselves. You can't help but just want them to be able to see it.

[@PaulTheSkeptic]

@Jonathan Sanders That sounds dangerously like a testable claim. Be careful with those. Just be wishy washy and spineless. That way any objection can be handwaved away. What is the Lord's name? Yahweh? Jesus? The Lord? Jehovah? I'll call them all out? ... Nothing yet. How long does it take?

[@Over-Boy42]

This is one of the funniest videos on the internet, and it doesn't have a single joke in it. It is just pointing out simple logic to meth addicts.

[@FioreAteACrumpetOnce]

TRUEEEE

[@elijahe7612]

I don't know why but I find this tone of educational hostility very entertaining (and very warranted)

[@petarvelagic8127]

Don't be so harsh with them, they will try to jump of the Earth.

[@phillippeng1368]

And obviously, there is no gravity. They'd just float in space, watching earth rocket up into space, propelled by no means at all, with an invisible dome filled with stars and two glowing objects. Writing this comment made me realize that if Flat Earth was true, then the universe would be infinite, unless Earth curves. -Round Earther.

[@enhaxed7839]

They have to find an edge first...

[@RealElevenTimes]

@@phillippeng1368 I believe that they think because of no gravity everything just falls down, so they would fall infinitely or blow-up idk.

[@pinkneko13]

From what I understand from the tidbits of comments I read here and there, they think there's some sort of giant ice wall guarded by the government, of what country I don't know, but they shoot on site, that's why no one has seen "the wall". Too bad history is a thing.

[@David-yh5po]

It would be nice to put them off the edge lol.

[@husaini8009]

Is there any other over here that is searching for those idiots' comments after reading a comment to put 'newest first' filter to find flat earthers' comments?

[@bennedictwat6702]

Same

[@husaini8009]

@@bennedictwat6702 glad I'm not alone

[@noworriesman]

Me. I've had this video saved in likes for thr longest time and thought: hmmm.... wonder what the comments are like 😀

[@owd5241]

You got me😂

[@bijoychandraroy]

we have been bamboozled or something, i can't spell

[@napoleantntgaming5265]

No you don’t understand, the Earth is a donut shape

[@warmachineuk]

Also, the Sun oscillates up and down through the hole.

[@johnqpublic7608]

i think there is a hole in your theory.

[@froggygamerboy4]

@@johnqpublic7608HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHnotfunnyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@beastof_]

​@@warmachineukyeah! because nazis!

[@BlakeGamer-qy6ve]

No It's a humaned shapeded.

[@user-nt9db1zx6n]

This is satire-“As a flat earther I can show you a model of earth that completes all of your challenges for a map, all I had to do was make it a sphere DUH”

[@LearningWithSuj]

"run around like chickens with their heads cut off, making pathetic response videos, where they puff up their chests, and bark at each other for hours without actually responding to any of the challenges." I think you perfectly summed up the entire flat earth movement in about 30 words. Nice work, Dave!

[@simpleman8937]

They can't puff up their chests , because their chests are flat ,,,, kind of like their Brainpans !!!!!

[@chrisu491]

POINT & LAUGH how? He made very good points

[@robertthompson5908]

A few years ago I had a conversation with my 20 something son (I’m 64) and he told me about flat earthers and said they really believe it. I said no way, they’re just a bunch of trolls that are yanking your chain. He said no, and so I started watching some KZbin videos. I still think some of them are just goofing on us or trying to scam money or just seeking attention. But I have to admit a lot of them really do seem to believe it. As a mathematics professor I find this deeply disturbing.

[@warmachineuk]

You're forgetting about the bell curve. No matter how much you improve education and intelligence, there'll always be the extremely moronic.

[@jsmith3798]

It is disturbing indeed. I especially hate to see someone who has large following that they gained for some other reason, making other content, who then sees a KZbin video, falls for it, and then spreads it to a whole new audience of people, some of whom also fall for it. They send them out in the world equipped with pure delusion.

[@BlooAlien]

@@warmachineuk “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

[@robertthompson5908]

@@Me-kr3bb I guess my son was right!

[@villamara9632]

Someone believes in God and that man was created in the image of God, and someone believes that he is a monkey and that he comes from monkeys. Someone believes in the regime and the great leader... Someone believes in a spherical earth and someone believes in a flat earth. I trust only my reason and my conscience and dear God and that's why I hate lying NASA, lying scientists, lying journalists, lying politicians, lying pharmacists and their lying and corrupt regime.