Kid Klown in Crazy Chase - ProJared

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@projared
@projared 7 жыл бұрын
Hey! I'll be at INDY POPCON in Indianapolis, IN this July 7-9th with the rest of Normalboots! Use this link for tickets and get a discount! Hope to see you there! ►► register.growtix.com/e/indy_popcon_2017?aa=proja778
@rogermandala4943
@rogermandala4943 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, Jared!!
@stew369
@stew369 7 жыл бұрын
IT
@Melkac
@Melkac 7 жыл бұрын
Somewhat unrelated question, Jared: Which MonHun for the PSP is better? Freedom Unite or Portable 3rd?
@projared
@projared 7 жыл бұрын
Freedome Unite. It has SO MUCH stuff in it and is easily one of the best Monster Hunters.
@koralionheart
@koralionheart 7 жыл бұрын
Jared, quick question on the subject of games will you be purchasing and/or reviewing fire emblem echoes shadows of valentia?
@DJDEFSTROKE
@DJDEFSTROKE 7 жыл бұрын
This game's art style has no business being this good
@ronindebeatrice
@ronindebeatrice 7 жыл бұрын
it is a good looking game. It had to come from a manga.
@mclui6200
@mclui6200 7 жыл бұрын
Right! If they made the controls a little tight it seems like it would be a all around fun game
@TheDJilly
@TheDJilly 7 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was a PS1 game for a second. This SNES game is actually better-looking than some PS1 2D platformers. Shame the game couldn't do anything else right.
@falkuda3202
@falkuda3202 7 жыл бұрын
It's like the 90's version of today's games. Good graphics, bad gameplay.
@giroandkarin2822
@giroandkarin2822 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDJilly Funny thing is that the game DID get a sequal for the PS1. Only in Japan though
@Lezrath
@Lezrath 7 жыл бұрын
As terrible as the gameplay might be and clowns being terrible aside, the game is very pleasant to look at. The spritework is pretty fantastic.
@dylancumberland8051
@dylancumberland8051 7 жыл бұрын
Lezrath yeah
@JohnathanMahones
@JohnathanMahones 7 жыл бұрын
Agreed, the sprites in the game are very good for their time and they have aged fairy well
@Gaia_BentosZX5
@Gaia_BentosZX5 7 жыл бұрын
though sadly, this is just another example of stunning visuals over good design.
@tubey84
@tubey84 7 жыл бұрын
It really is tremendous.
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 7 жыл бұрын
sprite work is great, but they could used those animations in a "better" game, they could of made game typical side scrolling platformer and have same animations when you hit things, but in same time make the game actually fun to play....
@PeanutButterGamer
@PeanutButterGamer 7 жыл бұрын
ProJared Kid Klown cosplay @ Indy Popcon, let's see it!
@midniteGMG
@midniteGMG 7 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@darkdrake0389
@darkdrake0389 7 жыл бұрын
PeanutButterGamer You should dress up as the evil clown too! XD
@MegamanElric16
@MegamanElric16 7 жыл бұрын
*All of my yes!!!!*
@AngieMoonie
@AngieMoonie 7 жыл бұрын
I NEED this.
@randomguynamedtheo
@randomguynamedtheo 7 жыл бұрын
PeanutButterGamer Be my fwiend
@budreviewsgames
@budreviewsgames 2 жыл бұрын
Man, your reaction when you realize that getting the good ending means no continues kills me every time.
@megamac87
@megamac87 2 жыл бұрын
Nice, profile picture 👍
@manoluigisupershow1411
@manoluigisupershow1411 2 жыл бұрын
6:30 Which you almost kinda *want* to do, because it's ridiculous and implausible tha-- ... *W A T.*
@Seven71987
@Seven71987 Жыл бұрын
This game is for people who played the Mario lost levels on the Famicom and AVGN!
@TheDapperDragon
@TheDapperDragon 5 жыл бұрын
I said it before, I'll say it again: It's weird how sexy clowns are terrifying... But sexy jesters? Hel-lo Harle!
@defaultdan7923
@defaultdan7923 5 жыл бұрын
Dapper Changeling thank you
@shadesoul4247
@shadesoul4247 5 жыл бұрын
...You...don't mean Harle from Chrono Cross, do you?
@TheDapperDragon
@TheDapperDragon 5 жыл бұрын
@@shadesoul4247 The very same.
@toanuva6178
@toanuva6178 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Harley Quinn, but She works too.
@marxxplaysgames
@marxxplaysgames 4 жыл бұрын
What about Lola Pop?
@SpaceHamsterGames
@SpaceHamsterGames 7 жыл бұрын
I totally remember this game, what a troll game, wasted a rental on this as a kid.
@ilikecurry2345
@ilikecurry2345 7 жыл бұрын
Hi Jeff.
@franknova987
@franknova987 7 жыл бұрын
the GBA version isn't better...adding more stages....
@TheSupergamer300Show
@TheSupergamer300Show 7 жыл бұрын
my nama jeff
@whiteluna9008
@whiteluna9008 7 жыл бұрын
SpaceHamster............. 😇Hallelujah😇
@spoonybard13
@spoonybard13 7 жыл бұрын
Your comment has 420 likes on 4/20. I just thought I'd point that out.
@marcotalin6410
@marcotalin6410 7 жыл бұрын
"Stage 3 is a lava mountain" ... You mean a volcano?
@groonwarrior3815
@groonwarrior3815 7 жыл бұрын
...
@dinoman6481
@dinoman6481 7 жыл бұрын
good going smartass
@sharingheart13
@sharingheart13 7 жыл бұрын
Marco Talin That is now my favorite comment on this whole channel. XD
@Trimint123
@Trimint123 7 жыл бұрын
Same shit.
@blackpants7385
@blackpants7385 7 жыл бұрын
DinoMan64 Well, yes.
@HollyBunnySilly
@HollyBunnySilly 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, how we were the clowns. *_They played us LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!_*
@jtcookie96
@jtcookie96 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. They really did.
@timhook2086
@timhook2086 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe you. I’m not a dumb idiotic sheep. It’s innocent until proven guilty
@PhrozenFox
@PhrozenFox 5 жыл бұрын
@@timhook2086 I'm with Tim on this one. But to be fair, cancel culture makes an idiot of many. Jared says he forgives those people and so do I.
@alexl7161
@alexl7161 5 жыл бұрын
Sam the Toaster turned out we were the clowns all along
@theguyman256
@theguyman256 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't hear alot about the original situation until a week before his video. at the original time of the controversial post I heard of this but thought it was a short controversy that would die down in a couple days to just get some internet karma. I was (maybe/probably) correct about one thing only
@tuvyamaeir4684
@tuvyamaeir4684 7 жыл бұрын
A five-stage game with unfair levels, power downs, a perfect playthrough being a REQUIREMENT, a slippery level that proves the hardest, and an ending with a dissatisfied princess? SOUNDS LIKE KING'S KNIGHT ALL OVER AGAIN.
@reveriestyx2133
@reveriestyx2133 7 жыл бұрын
Kid Klown is the King's Knight of platformers(?)
@zyzzy-ko4ww
@zyzzy-ko4ww 2 жыл бұрын
10:23 I've heard of earning your happy ending, but this is ridiculous!
@metalmario991
@metalmario991 7 жыл бұрын
I feel I should mention there is a Kid Klown in Crazy Chase 2! For the Playstation 1 and it was only released in Japan and is on the Japan PSN. It's actually much easier and longer with 16 stages (8 themes divided into 2 stages each). The controls are better and you can actually run backwards. Plus it's in 3D so judging distances is slightly easier. Also it has an anime intro and ending, also has 2 endings, a good and bad one. Maybe a review someday? It would be interesting.
@justarandommimikyu8474
@justarandommimikyu8474 7 жыл бұрын
There was also a port of the original to the gba, so looks like we will have to torture Jared for just a tad bit longer.
@White_Tiger93
@White_Tiger93 6 жыл бұрын
japan only fools!!
@elsam_
@elsam_ 6 жыл бұрын
In my country, you can easily get a copy of Japanese only title.
@arifakyuz7673
@arifakyuz7673 5 жыл бұрын
The third installment is Jared being a cheater
@YazzyTheRogue
@YazzyTheRogue 5 жыл бұрын
@@arifakyuz7673 no, turns out it is Heidi being manipulative
@TerryHesticles87
@TerryHesticles87 7 жыл бұрын
This game looks like an arcade token-taker. THAT BEING SAID....look at that animation, dat sprite work. Some skilled artists worked on this, uh, thing.
@alex_-yz9to
@alex_-yz9to 7 жыл бұрын
Bonfire Keeper James i wouldn't be surprised if this was a japanese only arcade game that got ported on the super famicon and they published the snes port in the west
@Jargas101
@Jargas101 7 жыл бұрын
Bonfire Keeper James I was gonna say something similar. Something about this i find pretty appealing visually.
@mileszimmer-benz1865
@mileszimmer-benz1865 7 жыл бұрын
Counter-argument: CLOWN. ASS.
@MayerEO
@MayerEO 6 жыл бұрын
absolutely! and it's such a shame all that artwork went to waste
@silentlamb21
@silentlamb21 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, reminds me of Magical Quest on the SNES. stellar graphics for the time. Well, it still looks amazing!
@BeatsByMemes
@BeatsByMemes 7 жыл бұрын
"Sexy clown ass" Jokes on you, Jared. That's my fetish
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 7 жыл бұрын
BeatsByMemes must be a huge Harley Quinn fan.
@TheBrawlUnit
@TheBrawlUnit 7 жыл бұрын
clown job
@papershadow
@papershadow 7 жыл бұрын
Just don't confuse Austrian Porn, Clown Porn, and Austrian Clown porn.
@undoneonion90
@undoneonion90 7 жыл бұрын
My fetish too :D Although I'm more into the top-heavy kind of sexy clown.
@rosieholstein3233
@rosieholstein3233 7 жыл бұрын
"soon communication from vessels will be blocked, none of you are free from sin" -xenophobe spiritualist empires 2015-17
@Truegear
@Truegear 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. The awaited return of "F#ck you, Nature".
@tigerwarrior1787
@tigerwarrior1787 7 жыл бұрын
YEEEES!!! It began with Hydlide... it has come back with Kid Klown... it truly does seem that most games that would do more than make us frustrated has things of Nature wanting to kill you.
@ashfire9307
@ashfire9307 7 жыл бұрын
MegaShadowblast Secondaire Projared the youtuber. Killed by trees.
@weofparadigm
@weofparadigm 6 жыл бұрын
Kid Klown in Krazy Khase. What a load of Krap.
@leonwinchester9865
@leonwinchester9865 6 жыл бұрын
Remove two k and the grand master wizard will be unhappy
@SEiMEi_EXiSTS
@SEiMEi_EXiSTS 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something AVGN would say!
@lunch_trey
@lunch_trey 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns.....don't Google that." And to Google I will go
@Perdix64
@Perdix64 3 жыл бұрын
How was it?
@lunch_trey
@lunch_trey 3 жыл бұрын
@@Perdix64 Honestly? Not worth it.
@patientnr.0409
@patientnr.0409 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunch_trey Search harder!
@potatortheomnipotentspud
@potatortheomnipotentspud 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunch_trey Try again, but this time look with *clussy*
@JakeTakesTheCakes
@JakeTakesTheCakes 7 жыл бұрын
I think the abbreviation of KKKK wouldn't really go over too well in a kid's game...
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 7 жыл бұрын
JakeTakesTheCakes go check out a baseball game sometime...
@lamptrent
@lamptrent 7 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that the joke?
@JakeTakesTheCakes
@JakeTakesTheCakes 7 жыл бұрын
+Shothoagie Baseball? What? Am i missing a joke here?
@JakeTakesTheCakes
@JakeTakesTheCakes 7 жыл бұрын
Applied Salmon oh wow really? I love baseball but somehow I didn't know that
@zyzzy-ko4ww
@zyzzy-ko4ww 2 жыл бұрын
Krazy Ku Klux Klan
@brandonleonel3166
@brandonleonel3166 7 жыл бұрын
"I haven't even done anything yet...and I'm losing." Isn't that just life in general?
@abd4661
@abd4661 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon Leonel I read this right when projared said it
@martinalejandromartinez1328
@martinalejandromartinez1328 5 жыл бұрын
It is his life now that's for sure
@PhrozenFox
@PhrozenFox 5 жыл бұрын
@@martinalejandromartinez1328 Nice one Martin. In the end though, Jared ends up winning again with his newest video proving his innocence.
@martinalejandromartinez1328
@martinalejandromartinez1328 5 жыл бұрын
@@PhrozenFox Meh, i still don't think he's %100 innocent in this but i do hope he regains his youtube channel like slazo did
@auselessmage5347
@auselessmage5347 7 жыл бұрын
should we tell him there's a sequel?
@z.a.a7321
@z.a.a7321 7 жыл бұрын
BrunchyMunchy WAIT WAT
@MathewHaswell
@MathewHaswell 7 жыл бұрын
There's also a GBA port of THIS game, with more levels.
@Karanthaneos
@Karanthaneos 7 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT!?
@mathewricafrente5984
@mathewricafrente5984 7 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yeah. Maybe we should
@doublechindoge7
@doublechindoge7 7 жыл бұрын
BrunchyMunchy Y E S !
@LeviathanSushi
@LeviathanSushi 5 жыл бұрын
I think this is the maddest I've ever seen Jared get in a video. Rightfully so, this game is a load of BS.
@mittens5789
@mittens5789 5 жыл бұрын
Hello FELLOW trashman
@justarandommimikyu8474
@justarandommimikyu8474 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t know, I think the Oscar video puts up a good fight for that title.
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 3 жыл бұрын
+@@justarandommimikyu8474 Yeah, that game was a tad more bullshit. Jared even just gave it a "Fuck you"/10
@Sonic546416
@Sonic546416 2 жыл бұрын
This game is the perfect example of asking “Can we” when not a single person asked “Should we”
@PixxelTrixx
@PixxelTrixx 7 жыл бұрын
Busty Clowns has got to be a thing somewhere on the internet.
@pokegon100
@pokegon100 7 жыл бұрын
PixxelTrixx I assure you it is. and before you ask, yes, we have internet in hell.
@Dunston24
@Dunston24 7 жыл бұрын
PixxelTrixx Most likely Rule 34
@maxonwolf5841
@maxonwolf5841 7 жыл бұрын
PixxelTrixx it does
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 7 жыл бұрын
Harley Quinn.
@CappuccinoSquid
@CappuccinoSquid 7 жыл бұрын
PixxelTrixx dl.dropbox.com/s/h75qypv9351479b/ClownMomGesture.png?dl=0 here you go
@Szadek23
@Szadek23 7 жыл бұрын
Can we just call the game "I wanna be the clown" ?.
@The_Pikaboi
@The_Pikaboi 7 жыл бұрын
Szadek23 Pepsi Clown
@theplaguedog69
@theplaguedog69 6 жыл бұрын
My god.
@ellnats
@ellnats 6 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Benjamillion
@Benjamillion 5 жыл бұрын
It makes sense for Jared now.
@superapm9620
@superapm9620 5 жыл бұрын
In Jared's case that's very applicable
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 7 жыл бұрын
"MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHH!!!" -ProJared 2017
@capnomonkeys8876
@capnomonkeys8876 6 жыл бұрын
Wesly Z projared is the pyro?
@TheArnal503
@TheArnal503 3 жыл бұрын
"every single button is jump" Balan Wonderworld: write that down, write that down
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 3 жыл бұрын
Sheeeeeeeeeit
@FakYuhGoogel
@FakYuhGoogel 6 жыл бұрын
2:23 I actually like that the character is not suddenly "cutscene-invincible". Also, the game will refill your HP two seconds later unless you dodge it on purpose.
@djoshawott2850
@djoshawott2850 5 жыл бұрын
It’s still the perfect metaphor for the game.
@Minusoh
@Minusoh 7 жыл бұрын
"Nobody likes clowns. Ever." Uh, I don't think so. Homie don't play that.
@projared
@projared 7 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference!
@ElvenGodFromHell
@ElvenGodFromHell 7 жыл бұрын
ICP!!!
@dylansommers3753
@dylansommers3753 7 жыл бұрын
ProJared I understood THAT reference
@Tigerman4545
@Tigerman4545 7 жыл бұрын
At least the character designs are kinda cute.
@louieblue5712
@louieblue5712 7 жыл бұрын
dialkia5 I was thinking the same thing I was nervous they'd all be scary killer clowns
@TheShadowHatter
@TheShadowHatter 7 жыл бұрын
best part about the game, and probably the only part of the credits I'd want to see so I could see if those artists are still making stuff.
@iJonos
@iJonos 7 жыл бұрын
You're kinda cute.
@shiroamakusa8075
@shiroamakusa8075 3 жыл бұрын
"Every single button is jump" Yuji Naka: "WRITE THAT DOWN!"
@freedantheeternal
@freedantheeternal 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns." Harley Quinn says hi.
@strain42
@strain42 7 жыл бұрын
Gorgeous sprite work and pretty hilarious story for an unfortunately horrible game. I always think games like this make for some of your best videos though. Just bad obscure 16-bit games that have that glimmer of potential. Your sense of sarcasm makes them so enjoyable.
@LattoSideWest
@LattoSideWest 7 жыл бұрын
I love how the controller just flies out his hands at 11:01
@JABRIEL251
@JABRIEL251 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns...don't google that". Don't tell me how to live my life!
@Kain128
@Kain128 7 жыл бұрын
"This is the original rage game." *cough cough paperboy cough cough*
@bito2041
@bito2041 7 жыл бұрын
Whoa, did Pro-Jared just turn into the completionist?!?
@Tyler-sy7jo
@Tyler-sy7jo 7 жыл бұрын
He must've caught Completionist syndrome when he did that FF Tactics video with Jirard awhile back.
@bito2041
@bito2041 7 жыл бұрын
Oh no, that means matpat must of caught it while Jirard was on GT live, and probably most of the hidden block and normal boots are already infected...soon the rest of KZbin will become infected, which means: we'll only have KZbin videos about completing games! (Who cares that the creators are infected with an urge to 100% complete video games)
@icarusmarioFAN
@icarusmarioFAN 7 жыл бұрын
He finally became ProJirard the Finishist
@Tyler-sy7jo
@Tyler-sy7jo 7 жыл бұрын
WE ARE KALIL. PRIME DIRECTIVE: COMPLETE DOMINATION OF EARTH.
@stevenmattrell3448
@stevenmattrell3448 7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Palmer His Completionist rating for this game was: An Internet Troll
@YadonTheCat
@YadonTheCat 7 жыл бұрын
"Stage 3 is a lava mountain" There's a word for that: Volcano
@Tailstraw_xD
@Tailstraw_xD 5 жыл бұрын
Hour 15 of Projared Marathon. Welcome back Jared!
@InsaneKorean77
@InsaneKorean77 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Hi Star Wolf
@theplayfulparody2183
@theplayfulparody2183 6 жыл бұрын
I thought "This doesn't sound too bad" until Jared explained the whole "collect all 4 card suites to continue" And even then, I was thinking "That's mean, but I guess it isn't TOO horrible, and the game looks and sounds nice enough to-" And then he explained the keys and how you can get a bad ending based on pure literal luck. "Okay, this game isn't good." And THEN we got to how to get the best ending. "Fuck you, Kid Klown. Fuck you."
@Burn_Angel
@Burn_Angel 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you haven't played it yourself. I've beaten it a lot of times. Got the three endings. It's a pretty fun game actually, and even if you go for the good ending, it's not that frustrating unless you lose your cool.
@djoshawott2850
@djoshawott2850 5 жыл бұрын
Burn Angel Dude, that last sentence is oxymoronic... No, it doesn’t sound fun! TRIAL AND ERROR IS NEVER FUN!
@midenarithmos9200
@midenarithmos9200 5 жыл бұрын
@@djoshawott2850 tell that to Megaman.
@djoshawott2850
@djoshawott2850 5 жыл бұрын
Miden Arithmos ...again I say, TRIAL AND ERROR IS NEVER FUN!
@NEETKitten
@NEETKitten 5 жыл бұрын
@@superapm9620 Well, isn't there egg on your face?
@twanger6857
@twanger6857 7 жыл бұрын
Man I sure do love Projirard the Finishist.
@PhrozenFox
@PhrozenFox 5 жыл бұрын
butter gamer grumps
@SleepyGwiffin
@SleepyGwiffin 7 жыл бұрын
11:03 I just love the way he launches the controller out of his hand
@thomasmurrell9832
@thomasmurrell9832 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or isn't there an actual way to predict how to get the good ending? I know a lot of people say the good ending is a 50/50 shot, but there's a clue that's pretty easy to spot. If you look in the bottom right-hand corner, there's a red light that, if you hover a key over a correct slot (which is still randomly chosen BTW), it will blink in succession. It blinks for two slots and after that, you get the good ending. Maybe it was my dumb luck, but that's how I always get the good ending. Just a minor note to see. The game is still just a big complication of the devs saying *FUCK YOU* but jeez...that sprite work is amazing. The game looks amazing (even if it plays like garbage and is completely unfair).
@almightyk11
@almightyk11 7 жыл бұрын
10:22 that look of disgust is amazing
@PtVienna316
@PtVienna316 5 жыл бұрын
You are the best, Jared!
@TheRockLobsterMafia
@TheRockLobsterMafia 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah man Jared will forever have a special place in my heart. So genuine.
@Catasros
@Catasros 7 жыл бұрын
"Allowing Kid Klown to finally what are you doing?" brb, dying
@strikemyoutube9338
@strikemyoutube9338 7 жыл бұрын
12:41 Jokes on you Jared because I'd hit that.
@superapm9620
@superapm9620 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I'm sure Jared beat you to it
@BlazingBoltAeris
@BlazingBoltAeris 5 жыл бұрын
@@superapm9620 this comment aged like fucking milk
@Dr.Oofers
@Dr.Oofers 5 жыл бұрын
Alex and just like spoiled milk, it smells rotten.
@doot5292
@doot5292 7 жыл бұрын
5:11 Kid Klown's scream sounds like Tom ( Tom and Jerry's Tom) when he is injured
@RedWizrobe
@RedWizrobe 6 жыл бұрын
12:49 Until Lola Pop's introduction in Arms, nobody thought that the phrase "sexy clown ass" would ever be used unironically.
@masonasaro2118
@masonasaro2118 3 жыл бұрын
as well as the phrase “nintendo's inflation fetish”
@alexanderwestphal9777
@alexanderwestphal9777 5 жыл бұрын
The head twist at "Why would you want this? why would anyone want this?" Is the perfect representation of the true essence of bewilderment in video games
@Vanished_Mostly
@Vanished_Mostly 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns." Someone's never seen Harley Quinn.
@ShadowStarkiller
@ShadowStarkiller 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns" Um, Harley Quinn?
@mattboy5296
@mattboy5296 7 жыл бұрын
Sid Starkiller There are exceptions to every rule ;)
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 7 жыл бұрын
She is a harlequin, not a clown.
@claudiolluberes111
@claudiolluberes111 7 жыл бұрын
Matthew Bolton except for Rule34, which by the way, what was the name of the klown princess?
@aardbei54
@aardbei54 7 жыл бұрын
Princess Honey or something, idk
@RadMan224
@RadMan224 7 жыл бұрын
You do know a harlequin can still be a type of clown right?
@TheSeelieCourtier
@TheSeelieCourtier 7 жыл бұрын
So, uh, Jared? That "scarring memory" thing? Kinda backfired, for me at least. ......I might have a problem.
@oneslickhero4276
@oneslickhero4276 7 жыл бұрын
pls keep your pants up
@JaelinBezel
@JaelinBezel 7 жыл бұрын
Eh, I was indifferent to it.
@TheAntiSanta
@TheAntiSanta 7 жыл бұрын
But if I keep my pants up, I'll jizz inside my pants. That's no good.
@FireSiku
@FireSiku 7 жыл бұрын
I played this game as a kid, like 8 year old. It was hard. I remember spending so many hours trying to get through, but finishing every stage always felt so good. Now I have 106% in Super Meat Boy and my goto game to play casually is Dark Souls.
@Chaos89P
@Chaos89P 7 жыл бұрын
I was not impressed.
@generallytrash
@generallytrash 7 жыл бұрын
Crazy Klown in Kid Chase
@Marcelelias11
@Marcelelias11 7 жыл бұрын
Generally Trash I laughed WAY more than I should.
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 7 жыл бұрын
Marcelelias11 I just smiled and gave it a like.
@seronymus
@seronymus 5 жыл бұрын
This comment aged spectacularly
@superapm9620
@superapm9620 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God.....I don't think I could have asked for a more perfect comment if I tried.....
@indigostarseed9265
@indigostarseed9265 5 жыл бұрын
sounds like a subtitle for Steven king's it
@rahulthekkedath8923
@rahulthekkedath8923 3 жыл бұрын
"Nope I'm good.." I don't know why but that made me laugh out loud...😂 Oh Jared, the things you put up with for us..😀
@HipStar1985
@HipStar1985 7 жыл бұрын
6:35 " *_wat_* "
@rookiewarrior6419
@rookiewarrior6419 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns. Don't google that." I shamelessly google it
@ianthebananasoccergamingan1811
@ianthebananasoccergamingan1811 7 жыл бұрын
Rookiewarrior64 what popped up
@rookiewarrior6419
@rookiewarrior6419 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly 99% of that shit was really unpleasant to look at. I think it's the nightmare fuel make up.
@JackOfen
@JackOfen 7 жыл бұрын
Really? I would have thought there would be lots of Harley Quinn rule 34
@otakon17
@otakon17 7 жыл бұрын
Man I remember seeing this on the shelves of the local Blockbuster years ago...was always curious about it because of the very nice box art. EDIT: *after watching the review* JESUS CHRIST MY GOD WHAT?! ONE LIFE?! SHITTY CONTROLS?! POWER DOWNS!? A 50/50 CHANCE OF THE BAD ENDING!? THIS HORRIBLE GODDAMN GAME!
@otakon17
@otakon17 7 жыл бұрын
THE PLAYER MUST BE PUNISHED! apparently....
@joaquinmcgee9901
@joaquinmcgee9901 7 жыл бұрын
otakon17 Blockbuster? That must have been a long time ago, then.
@videomaker580
@videomaker580 7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, there are 4 different control schemes, of which I use type C. This changes the move forward button from Down on the D-Pad to the Y button, which makes jumping side to side much easier.
@zyzzy-ko4ww
@zyzzy-ko4ww 7 жыл бұрын
Kid Klown in Crazy Chase was probably programmed by Pennywise the clown.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 6 жыл бұрын
zyzzy13579 Pennywise the Programmer: Mua-hah! Mua-hah! Mua-hah! Mua-hah!
@LeoFan93
@LeoFan93 7 жыл бұрын
Kid Klown in Crazy Chase for SGDQ 2017
@asscast4124
@asscast4124 5 жыл бұрын
If it had better controls, we’d have a goddamn classic right here
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 5 жыл бұрын
Better controls and less arbitrary, bullshit conditions for a good ending.
@PKFlashFire
@PKFlashFire 5 жыл бұрын
WELCOME BACK JARED
@mrasav1894
@mrasav1894 7 жыл бұрын
3:26 AAAAAAHHH... HE SAID THE THING HE SOMETIMES SAYS! AAAAAAAH!
@genericgamingcommentator8236
@genericgamingcommentator8236 7 жыл бұрын
MrAsav he's only said it twice before and those were a long time ago. It makes the line that much more memorable.
@boru3413
@boru3413 7 жыл бұрын
"NOBODY LIKES CLOWNS" TRUE-est sentence ever
@dallas3992
@dallas3992 7 жыл бұрын
3:28 the return of a classic
@ShinobiNeon
@ShinobiNeon 2 жыл бұрын
Ironic how a game about clowns is one of the most unfunny, frustrating, insanity-inducing games that exists.
@danieldowney7621
@danieldowney7621 2 жыл бұрын
The genesis of clussy
@therealcaesar3157
@therealcaesar3157 2 жыл бұрын
Need clussy
@Dr_Doomfans01
@Dr_Doomfans01 6 ай бұрын
ProJared: "Why is she so... Voluptuous?" 🤨 Men of Culture: "Don't question the greatness." 🗿
@Superkidra
@Superkidra 7 жыл бұрын
3:39 THANK YOU. No one uses Gourmet Race track 2, like, ever.
@stacythewolfpup2625
@stacythewolfpup2625 7 жыл бұрын
10:30 When you lose a shiny Pokémon
@329link
@329link 4 жыл бұрын
That's why you never waste the master ball on a legendary. I got a shiny abra thanks to that thing.
@TheGunmanChannel
@TheGunmanChannel 6 жыл бұрын
So close to the big 1 million subscribers 🤘
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully he is on his way to that again :)
@Macaibay
@Macaibay 3 жыл бұрын
@Boco Corwin massive oof
@DirectorOFun
@DirectorOFun 3 жыл бұрын
This aged well... and then poorly... and then well again.
@lutherholayeahme7449
@lutherholayeahme7449 2 жыл бұрын
🤨
@MoonPatch
@MoonPatch 4 жыл бұрын
For what it's worth about getting hurt right at the start, there's also an HP bubble right there, so you could make the argument that it's a way to teach the player about HP bubbles...you know, healing you. It's pretty common for the player to lose health right at the start of the game to introduce the healing mechanic, instead of just waiting until the player takes damage on their own accord.
@ItsmeInternetStranger
@ItsmeInternetStranger 7 жыл бұрын
Well you know, it was a different time! Gaming standards were different back then. Let's see what else was released in 1994, the same year as this game. Earthbound Final Fantasy 6 Donkey Kong Country Super Metroid System Shock Beneath a Steel Sky Xcom Enemy Unknown Oh just some of the best games ever...
@asmodeus58XX
@asmodeus58XX 7 жыл бұрын
Also Warcraft, C&C, Heretic, Doom 2, Illusion of Gaia, Earthworm Jim, and I'm racking my mind in search of Mega Drive exclusives. So far I know about Dynamite Headdy.
@KibblezanBitz
@KibblezanBitz 7 жыл бұрын
Sonic 3 and Knuckles?
@phoebe5
@phoebe5 7 жыл бұрын
Miyamoto Fan wait enemy unknown is that old?
@asmodeus58XX
@asmodeus58XX 7 жыл бұрын
He meant the original Xcom. Enemy Unknown was released in 2012.
@princegonzales5612
@princegonzales5612 7 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan BarSela how about terranigma,shin migami tensei,sukoden and Chrono Cross(a.k.a. my all time favorite game).
@Dracomut
@Dracomut 7 жыл бұрын
Thing is a lot of fan games, indie games, and even AAA games like Dark Souls use a lot of what Kid Klown pulls gameplay wise. So as horrifying as it is to say it: Kid Klown was a visionary.
@Tyler-sy7jo
@Tyler-sy7jo 7 жыл бұрын
The difference between this and Dark Souls is that in Dark Souls you at least know that something is going to hurt you pretty much by looking at it. You don't (to my knowledge) have moments where suddenly that bonfire that was a symbol of safety and hope for the entire game gets up and instantly burns you to a crisp. This game trolls you by playing with your expectations which is always frustrating game design. I'm not saying Dark Souls type gameplay is a perfect, unflawed conept (I have no opinion one way or the other since I have not played it myself), but from what I've seen, you at least know what you're getting into and can prepare yourself.
@Dracomut
@Dracomut 7 жыл бұрын
That is true, though Dark Souls has engaged in cheap shots startlingly similar to the one's Kid Klown plays. The addition of safe havens is a good anti-frustration feature. Playing with a player's expectations can be done well and can really make a game memorable, just look at Undertale and The Stanley Parable.
@angelpacheco1608
@angelpacheco1608 7 жыл бұрын
Like the other guy said, Dark souls gives subtle ques to the player of how to avoid danger. For example, you can tell regular treasure chests and mimics (an enemy that disguises itself as a treasure chest) apart by looking at what direction the chain attached to the treasure chests points to. In this game all the balloons look the same. You can't tell the bad ones from the good ones. That's bullshit. Please do not compare dark souls to this.
@Dracomut
@Dracomut 7 жыл бұрын
That is correct, but Dark Souls STILL has cheap shots that come out of nowhere. There are moments with hints but there are still a lot of moments that will damage or outright kill you if you didn't know about it before. Forcing you to remember danger areas like with little warning this is incredibly common in games that try to be hard as possible from Dark Souls, to Ghouls n' Ghosts, to I Wanna Be the Guy.
@angelpacheco1608
@angelpacheco1608 7 жыл бұрын
Dracomut Can you be a bit more specific with "cheap shots". The only thing even close to a cheap shot would be the dragon on the bridge and even then areas where dragons breathe fire over always have scorch marks. The only cheap thing I can think of would be enemy placement. Which is null cause you can bait out enemies one by one in many cases. Now it's hard to say the souls series is perfect, perhaps there are moments where you cannot possibly tell when something is coming. It's just that after playing all the souls games, it seems way too fair to the player to be compared to I wanna be the guy, and it's certainly not as hard as ghouls n' ghost's imo. Like I can't think of something that was REALLY bullshit in the series. To sum it up, In the Souls series there are almost always ways to "sidestep" bullshit (like the asylum demon - if you look around the arena, there's a door you can go through to fight the boss after you get proper equipment instead of at the start). In games like I wanna be the guy, or old school "NES" hard games you have to tackle bullshit head on.
@FlameJackstar
@FlameJackstar 2 жыл бұрын
Awooga. I have a bad case of clussy fever.
@Alejandro-er7rp
@Alejandro-er7rp 6 жыл бұрын
The part where you need to use the keys is pretty easy. If you put the cursor in every single one of the keyholes you can see that there will be a keyhole that makes the red light in the bottom right flash. If it flashes that means that it is the right one.
@WillieManga
@WillieManga 5 жыл бұрын
HEY! That final rating describes some of these commenters in hindsight! Including me. Nice!
@lazyrider2171
@lazyrider2171 7 жыл бұрын
So am I the only one who doesn't mind clowns?
@matthewjones6786
@matthewjones6786 7 жыл бұрын
Probably. (I'm not discrediting your opinion, just being brutally honest. :L )
@pormpfspimperton6804
@pormpfspimperton6804 6 жыл бұрын
Nah man, I do too
@gabrielperrella
@gabrielperrella 6 жыл бұрын
I like them too
@MidnightWanderer00
@MidnightWanderer00 5 жыл бұрын
Clowns aren't scary for me. Not cute or adorable but I don't freak out when I see one. So there's hope that there are people that aren't scared of them.
@tsukinoakuma
@tsukinoakuma 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm not comfortable with the idea of sexy clowns. Don't Google it." You're years too late for that.
@plat4234
@plat4234 7 жыл бұрын
Kid Klown eventually created the Kid Klown Klub
@PhazonOmega
@PhazonOmega 6 жыл бұрын
Do they only accept white, pasty-faced people with bright red cheeks and tall white hats?
@martinalejandromartinez1328
@martinalejandromartinez1328 5 жыл бұрын
And jared joined 2 days ago
@superapm9620
@superapm9620 5 жыл бұрын
@@PhazonOmega Yes but they also have to be lying cheating pedophiles on top of that....
@BrendanJSmith
@BrendanJSmith 5 жыл бұрын
Martin Alejandro Martinez kill.
@DanielFerreira-ez8qd
@DanielFerreira-ez8qd 4 жыл бұрын
Uh oh! We have just located a bruh moment!
@connorbredall3112
@connorbredall3112 Жыл бұрын
ProJared: Alright. Enough is enough. This is the final; the very very last straw. Who is responsible for this? Kemco: Ain't I a stinker?
@stagelinedpro
@stagelinedpro 5 жыл бұрын
The people making this game knew exactly what they were doing
@AngelTerri
@AngelTerri 5 жыл бұрын
Spreading the love in the comments as I watch the video today!
@AftermathRV
@AftermathRV 5 жыл бұрын
>says he hates the game >finishes it 5 times Like those people who negatively rate dota 2 on steam but have 9000 hours on it`?
@Bokune9999
@Bokune9999 5 жыл бұрын
well arguably the best way to KNOW that you dont like a game is to have played all of it because who knows maybe theres just that one good part near the end if you just gave up halfway... makes for a better review at the very least
@AftermathRV
@AftermathRV 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bokune9999 The guy has 10593 hours now.
@Bokune9999
@Bokune9999 5 жыл бұрын
@@AftermathRV sheesh... maybe theyre a tsundere??? or the game is made of drugs???
@nicholasmorgan7609
@nicholasmorgan7609 5 жыл бұрын
Or those people who hate homestuck but read it more than once
@italianstallion7272
@italianstallion7272 4 жыл бұрын
Bokune9999 maybe it’s like how a heroine addict hates heroine after using it for years but still needs it
@philippmuller8312
@philippmuller8312 7 жыл бұрын
this game would've been perfect for the AVGN... i would've liked seeing him getting pissed off at it!
@philippmuller8312
@philippmuller8312 7 жыл бұрын
also, what's so bad about sexy clown ass?
@playmoshi124
@playmoshi124 7 жыл бұрын
It aint T H I C C
@alex_-yz9to
@alex_-yz9to 7 жыл бұрын
Philipp Müller i can already imagine him getting pissed off is ass getting the good ending
@TristanJHorta
@TristanJHorta 7 жыл бұрын
T H I S G A M E I S A S S
@zyzzy-ko4ww
@zyzzy-ko4ww 11 ай бұрын
AVGN should review this game if he hasn't already done so.
@dkrampage2933
@dkrampage2933 2 жыл бұрын
0:15 that aged like fine milk 1:07 Damn that didn't aged well too Clussy
@TheDanster4
@TheDanster4 7 жыл бұрын
It's kind of a shame that this game isn't good because the concept seems interesting.
@serije650
@serije650 7 жыл бұрын
Remember that game, but what really got my attention, is Terranigma in the background, i see, you are a man of culture as well.
@bluelfsuma
@bluelfsuma 4 жыл бұрын
"Nobody likes clowns!" People who watched Big Comfy Couch as a kid: *:(*
@SlitherLament
@SlitherLament 5 жыл бұрын
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 42
@SolidSonicTH
@SolidSonicTH 3 жыл бұрын
APPARENTLY there was a sequel to this game on the PS1 but only in Japan, the plot of which inexplicably involves the king inviting Kid Klown and Blackjack to a road race despite the fact Blackjack kidnapped his daughter and tried to ransom her for control of Klown Planet last time. It uses polygonal graphics instead of sprites but other than that I can't really tell if the game is any different (though I notice Kid Klown doesn't collect any Honey Hearts if he manages to beat the stage in one pass, maybe meaning the objective isn't quite as unfair). They also ported or remade this game on GBA.
@8squared007
@8squared007 4 жыл бұрын
12:36 “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit”
@otterssoul8826
@otterssoul8826 7 жыл бұрын
"Don't google that" *instantly runs off to google that.* *just as instantly regrets even waking up today*
@oblue0033
@oblue0033 7 жыл бұрын
Otterssoul Google what?
@somedudeonearth4978
@somedudeonearth4978 7 жыл бұрын
The temptation tho...
@Preeve
@Preeve 7 жыл бұрын
SrMeme Sexy clowns appeared.
@otterssoul8826
@otterssoul8826 7 жыл бұрын
Sexy is a very relative term. I think nightmare fuel in skintight suits with giant red noses and sometimes beer guts is closer to accurate. ;D
@ianthebananasoccergamingan1811
@ianthebananasoccergamingan1811 7 жыл бұрын
What popped up
@minifigamer9898
@minifigamer9898 Жыл бұрын
1:03 don't worry, ace attorney made us do that years later
@Big_Finger_Jim
@Big_Finger_Jim Жыл бұрын
UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@PonyPlays2014
@PonyPlays2014 6 жыл бұрын
8:10 it took me at least 10 minutes until I realized, that she still has hair and that a lock is across her forehead. I thought her head ripped open xD
@alexworld8255
@alexworld8255 3 жыл бұрын
"Every single button is jump." Square Enix: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
@chaselegoman
@chaselegoman 6 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who had the urge to google "Sexy clowns" right before Jared said "Don't google that!" or was that just me?
@Lokkth
@Lokkth 7 жыл бұрын
Teasing me with a giant Terranigna box in the background. I would kill to see a video on that masterpiece.
@RazielKain619
@RazielKain619 3 жыл бұрын
2:30 Sums up life after college.
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm
@YassineTorchani-dc2cm 11 ай бұрын
How
@RazielKain619
@RazielKain619 11 ай бұрын
@@YassineTorchani-dc2cm Tuition debt.
@Dunston24
@Dunston24 7 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I don't plan on googling sexy clowns. The likely hood of that is about as likely as me googling Gardevoir
@somedudeonearth4978
@somedudeonearth4978 7 жыл бұрын
Or Samus.
@gersubdenis6724
@gersubdenis6724 2 жыл бұрын
8:15 it is actually a ~65% chance to be successful
@VideoMatoran
@VideoMatoran 7 жыл бұрын
They really shouldn't have included death in this game... and the need to continue. All traps should have the purpose to slow the player down at best.
@dood9974
@dood9974 7 жыл бұрын
Grand Prince Vuk J. Barkin' Tempest Like Wario Land!
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 7 жыл бұрын
Wow. It's like "Hey, you know that minigame in Super Mario RPG where you run up a hill dodging enemies and barrels? What if we made the obstacles infinitely more annoying, the controls a lot crappier, and forced the player to restart entire levels over if they miss certain random items, make getting the "best" ending a crapshoot AND require perfect no-deaths 100% runs...and then make it star a clown."
@alexn9856
@alexn9856 7 жыл бұрын
Step 3: We raise two million dollars!
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