Pulsar: Lost Colony Funny Moments - WorstPremadeEver

[@WorstPremadeEver]

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[@turq345]

How did you comment this a day before the video was released?

[@danikisikan9821]

@@turq345 upload time probably

[@derfine6513]

Pls dont make the vids at 8 min when youtube changes there policy

[@pzplayer1263]

Play a game called barotrauma or 10 miles to safety

[@jordan_cagle]

What stream was the part where you where all saying the c word, I want to see it and hear it in all of its glory.

[@maxkarasvirta5265]

I have noticed a trend in WPE videos: 1: Jake does something 2: Ellis gets mad and goes: JaaaaAAAke!!!! FFS!! 3: Jake goes: hihihihi snort hihi!!! 4: Alex says something witty 5: Cath shoots everyone in the back

[@zoeythemoth]

Max Karasvirta 6: in this video cable being on Ellis’s good boy list

[@12isaac00]

where does the dyslexia fit in that?

[@audreyholmes9751]

Or Cath keeps doing stuff without knowledge of doing said thing

[@whatwentwrong369]

So you're telling me this is scripted :/

[@atomicdragon4944]

6: cable does everything late into the game

[@thepolitegamer1966]

“Get on the Brexit beam!” -Ellis 2020

[@waterdog5100]

The Polite gamer that belongs in the right discord channel

[@DragonSilverlight]

Ellis “NOT THE MAIN GUN! FUCK!”

[@MiguelPBlueFox]

"come out of humper drump" -Alex 2020

[@EEVEE_fan16]

"you dont need your hands do you?"-jake 2020

[@kitsu1379]

Ellis' pure emotionlessness when he says "Get off my chair" to Jake is just perfect

[@ZorrinaxFlaine]

3:49 is almost word for word the exact argument our engineer had with the weapons specialist the first time we played that ship......glad it's universal 😂

[@ponyempiresunite9702]

WorstPremadeEver is like Soviet Womble but makes videos more than 5 times a year!

[@Optclzr]

C'mon the truth doesn't need to be said

[@Voron_Aggrav]

and Womble is working hard on the next Anti-stazi one

[@australiangamer7956]

Voron Agrrav that just came out

[@paleface171]

That would be a great crossover.

[@Madz00000]

He just uploaded yesterday whoever he is :/

[@RM_EXE]

Fairly enough, if Cath did exchange her hands with guns, the chaotic energy and the number of being Cathed will not change

[@X3H3X]

No it would increase, for the worse

[@RM_EXE]

@@X3H3X Oh i hope it does

[@dracolich3348]

I can already tell I’m going to enjoy this.

[@sovokh6797]

Indeed

[@arthurknoll4505]

Nice profile picture I love Krookodile

[@DELUXPLUS1]

Yes sir

[@unfezio4609]

I've never seen this game before so imma trust you on this one fellow pokemon!

[@unfezio4609]

Always knew you ground/dark types were trustworthy.

[@amytaf2387]

9:08 "I'm just going to drop a c bomb and that'll be it" "Ha ha ha ha" * as he approaches from behind with a gun *

[@X3H3X]

I can't be the only one who wanted the PoopyShooty password to be "Jake get a job"

[@TriggerzConnors]

jake had a job.

[@TriggerzConnors]

jake had a job.

[@spectralstriker]

@TriggerzGaming you said it twice like you were trying to brainwash people, are you Jake in disguise?

[@TriggerzConnors]

@@spectralstriker what? No, yt glitched it, i send once but twice.

[@Ollie-pulls67]

Jake has a job

[@kittycuddler_4437]

6:43 You can still her Elis going "Bye" if you listen close enough, I just heard it and I LOVE that you can still here his faint voice

[@X3H3X]

8:26 I swear that sounded like a console

[@matthewd7142]

Q Bert maybe

[@jacksnexus2616]

I still want to know the song from the thing that sounds like the bleeps

[@forgenorman3025]

6:04 I just noticed the name Brexit Barge and almost inhaled a piece of my bagel. Good job on the name and almost killing me lol.

[@geedub88]

2:53, holliecade01 is actually being a helpful member of the chat. Lol.

[@ultim8gamerz1]

GWB Plays YES IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT THANK YOU

[@malibogic997]

I love how Ellis became a verb about explaining shit so deep that everyone falls asleep.

[@daepicnass7799]

Ellis whats the ship made out of ellis

[@Joe-re8uw]

Elliiiiissss

[@06dpa]

Uhhh... Probably some metal I guess

[@06dpa]

@Strange Pug Ellis is the only one who knows.

[@Valviant]

06 DPA the ship is made out of Ellis despair and depression that come with a side of salt and Jake.

[@felixchua-wz7ge]

@@Valviant my favorite dish, a Elise's despair and depression shaped steak with a side of Jake and salt

[@mkn8225]

8:20 was absolutely brilliant !

[@samueltrusik3251]

This video is how I found you after watching Sovietwomble, and it still holds up. Would love to see you mess with eachother in Stellaris, I can just imagine Jake dismantling a federation after Ellis worked on it for 56 years! :)

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

7:00 This hasn't aged well

[@jonnymaddy]

The pulsar Streams are massively underrated some of the funniest WPE moments this year i think keep up the great work guys!

[@azarth8805]

Jake and Cath are the worst liars in the world. I love the Brexit beam, truly amazing and anti-eu.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Fire the Brexit Beam! SCOTLANDS FISH FOR THE UK🇬🇧!

[@thecatpersonuk9962]

Time to build one in space engineers

[@slenderminion2229]

5:20 I don't know about you guys, but asteroids usually don't have *eyes.*

[@azuhawl]

Ellis is indeed a Dad at 04:13

[@michellelemane5133]

I can totally see my dad doing that when I'm helping him with building stuff xD

[@TheMD93]

The Brexit beam has me absolutely shrieking. What a genius concept.

[@sipofsunkist9016]

4:31 damn he said that with passion!

[@Terastas]

3:06: "Oh, look, they just paid us a million credits for you not to do that. Thanks Jake."

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Jake, on vibrating lift: "This lift is pretty janky isn't it?" *Ellis agrees* *Alex agrees* *Cath is cross-eyed and sweaty* For the record, the last one is a dirty joke, not a sudden and random unrelated slagging off.

[@wilmagregg3131]

but there is a form of "slagging" involved for sure haha.

[@WeeGail6]

You there going through the comments! Have a good day! Hope you're staying safe!

[@thelegendsofu5824]

thank you kind person

[@filthycasual6118]

I am trying. My job doesn't strictly enforce mask policy, so I might get sick. :( Manufacturing, btw. Industrial. In continental USA,. Plz pray for me? I'm an atheist, but I don't know whether that counts, and we're (the factory) trying to avoid another shutdown until October at the latest. kthxbai ;)

[@WorstPremadeEver]

I will! :D

[@JohnJohnson-vf1kk]

Thanks?

[@JohnJohnson-vf1kk]

I meant to put an ! there

[@_-LL-_]

I live for these kinds of episodes 😂 ON a separate note; Tik Tok is dying and that’s got me in a good mood

[@PugFaceMcGee]

I've got some bad news...

[@progoof9148]

@@PugFaceMcGee Tik Tok is getting revived (

[@killergarfield]

@@progoof9148 it's spelt as "Marcus"

[@progoof9148]

@@killergarfield What?

[@daisyperez9390]

same

[@StriketheRunes]

In Jake’s defence, all Ellis did was shout at him to fire the missiles, he never actually told him HOW to fire them

[@unknownid9276]

So, when’s Cables precious rocket formula club?

[@A_random_nerd]

Yay! What’s my rocket formula made of?!?!?

[@Johndoe-jd]

@@A_random_nerd my rocket fuel is blue? Is it good?

[@propergaming.152]

Me when I play with my little brother and he isn’t doing what I tell him too 4:34

[@Xen_the_legend]

4:56 - That "dick" was very salty.

[@AxeSoul]

2:30 This is so underrated

[@Sk1pp3rR1p]

Blackbox recording found after having been launched out of a futuristic wormhole, suggesting England assaults the EU in an attempt to subjugate them under the British Queen, calculated to be Circa 3012 6:20

[@DavidAllanLaursen]

This is one of the first videos I watched from this channel and was the clincher for subscribing and becoming a consistent and even repeat viewer. Jonk's Brexit commentary is just hilarious to me despite being American and having no true understanding of the situation. Everyone's personality were clearly defined in this episode and I fell in love with every single person here.

[@rayfirewood]

8:21 In my opinion this is easily the best moment of the video.

[@mrlordvenom6664]

Sounds like a moment that it was trying to do the ghostbuster song to be honest anyone else hear that too?

[@mykeplays912]

At one million subs, let’s get Ellis’ precious metal club vlog 2!

[@communist_koala2826]

Just yes

[@czarchx9913]

1 HOUR EPISODE YE?

[@0Sweetsy0]

No

[@0Sweetsy0]

It's kinda gotten old at this point

[@kristiantucker5407]

Thomas Walsh Forshaw no

[@arttops2563]

Read this with a dirty mindset. Cath “I need to go and brush the dog” Me “Ellis can do it for you!”

[@Terastas]

4:49: I am very disappointed in all of you. Not a damn one of you thought to ask what Ellis's super-nice, super-comfortable chair is made out of.

[@fnanimations980]

Notice how on 8:00 there is a white box labeled neutral Now look at jake’s text

[@thedarkgeneral1783]

Love this channel because it’s just friends dicking about and arguing with each other.

[@rornock]

5:20 That not a bloody asteroid. That's a SPACE DEMON!

[@skunkskunk7319]

8:23 beep simulator 2020

[@fortyforty8577]

More like Baaa simulator 2020

[@racoon_rax7329]

3:47 it says feel butter

[@volodjalaal7332]

At 8:42 i was taking a big sip of tea, INSTANT REGRET

[@memeicusgaming2197]

8:22 sheep pens be like

[@nickuh3843]

1:34-1:52 I had to have a nebulizer for 15 minutes after wheezing too hard.

[@พัฒนพงษ์ชยากร]

F

[@Qardo]

UK has their own version of Liberty Prime. Yet it wears a nice Ballard Hat, a stylish mustache, and is powered on tea and the Queen's or King's rage. And the lines are all great British Insults. That are insults but spoken so politely, non-Biritsh people have no idea what you getting at. Right until they see the 20 story tall robot step on them. Plus British Prime has friends, got Irish Prime, Scottish Prime, and Welsh Minor......I am so going to die for that joke. And I am doubly going to die. As I am an American making this joke. I regret nothing!

[@thekingsamar5781]

No matter what games you guys play, fun and entertainment is definitely coming to us. Great Job. KEEP IT UP.

[@kelvinbloxham4324]

I actually really appreciated the explanation about WD-40, I found it interesting. Hard to hear the end of it though 🤣

[@isakhaggbomwennberg4115]

”Uhhh im Ellis *ellis noices* Lmao! 😂😂😂

[@cybersnake16]

5:46 ah yes epicshift i like dat

[@clef6853]

i remember you at 10k, im so proud lol

[@thaptain5637]

I like how there are 4 main people in WPE, but then occasionally we’ll get cable or bosskwar if someone else.

[@eager537]

This is one of my favourite vids and I keep coming back to it😂😂😂😂😂

[@josered-bro5710]

just found you guys. I love this. its like make a wish soviet womble. I dig it

[@Myazini]

I've just noticed the HMS OOOH CHAMPAIGNE as the ship name at 3:26! Brilliant.

[@absolutexero9385]

8:57 Glad that whoever invented WD40 actually made it on a nice round number. Though extra points if he invented it on formula 69.

[@chaoslord5723]

8:22 best part of this vidio

[@glitchjedi9584]

The sheep noise during the Kent scene was hilarious

[@ikkihiro8169]

I will say... the "GET ON THE BREXIT BEAM" caught me really off guard and just made me go "get on the what now???"

[@X3H3X]

3:23 Oh for fucks sake XD The name of the ship is HMS OOOH CHAMPAGNE

[@mossyproductions7451]

2 clips I loved in the video: Jake doing an Ellis impression and Cable doing an Ellis

[@galaxia7592]

3:49 Wow Jake was wrong twice, it wasn't Fuel Butter or Feel Better, it was Feel Butter. What reason should anyone want to feel up butter?

[@cjinferolord1673]

This video is proof that Ellis just should not be allowed to host anything because of him giving the kick button in a game more attention than to his own wife

[@bionicdragon5]

"Fire the Brexit Cannon!" Ah yes, I too remember this scene from Space Battleship Yamato.

[@randomchild5558]

The way he pulled out his gun and cut after he was called "spunk muffin" is hilarious

[@themarlboromandalorian]

I wish I had friends like this. Hell...wish I had friends. Period. End of sentence. Full stop.

[@zector0]

Watching this you will quickly realize that if Jake manages to have friends, the second worst person on this planet should be able to find friends too.

[@nemesis041]

Alternate title: Jake and Alex get repeatedly kicked for 10 minutes.

[@maxpepper7800]

The bleeps at 8:25 sounded like the bongo car song. Lol

[@manosst4711]

You guys are so funny you are my favourite gamers to watch I really hope you grow higher as a channel more than pewdiepie you deserve it

[@maricelmontejo3810]

Every video they upload makes me laugh so hard

[@danielm.595]

Actually Jake, the sign at 3:47 is really saying"feel butter"

[@FoxArtist_]

You guys are just SO funny that I almost died by laughing

[@mossyproductions7451]

Seeing the famous streamer imitate the metal expert makes me hysterical every time

[@yellowhawk01]

Don’t mind me just putting a time stamp for myself 8:25

[@kaijielim4543]

I just realized! this format is the SovietWomble format! and I absolutely adore it >w

[@bowsersloyalservant4900]

I needed a good laugh, thanks for this guys.

[@MrT_Rex]

8:26 Meh! Meh! Meh! Meh! Meh! 😂

[@ilyThrone]

I AM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING

[@newdrmikeyjr]

These videos never fail to make me laugh

[@aussienimbat9988]

3:46 Eat Biscuits Feel Butter

[@dennyandk9]

1:29 Aaaaand cue the Article 13 missiles.

[@AmorDeae]

If I had a nickel for every time I heard the WD-40 story, I'd have at least 25c

[@transbiologistthetransesto7956]

When Ellis was talking about gold, and now this talk of WD-40, I was upset they were so dismissive of such cool facts. Maybe I'm a nerd, but I'm a nerd who knows about metals

[@thewarhawk8203]

What is my air made out of

[@MsNotorials]

@@thewarhawk8203 Hopefully oxygen

[@DarkenedAuras]

I heard you don't take requests but I have a few suggestions I think would make hilarious videos from you lot (Bloody Trapland, (the Trine series...these require teamwork I can already see the trollage), Prop Hunt, Heave Ho, and World of Warcraft (I can see one of you being a Tank, one a Healer, and 3 Dps...make your own group for dungeons (there's so much potential for trolling on that too XD) I've been binge watching all your videos since finding you and haven't yet found 1 video I haven't been laughing through a huge majority of :D This channel is perfect

[@cracked298]

This is just perfect for laughs.

[@wheelman1324]

Remapping the forward button to self-destruct. Such a Jake thing to do.

[@CruiserToneFan]

god the brexit beam is a hilarious name now you just need ship with multiple brexit beams *Wheeze*

[@Audial-sama]

Love the vids keep up the work!

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

Tbf, it does say feel butter on the sign at 3:45. Jake got half of that wrong, the devs covered the other half.

[@ghost-like3396]

No I think it says feel butter

[@Sorikee]

'NOT THE MAIN GUN!!' 🤣🤣

[@thepizzaman8064]

I just cannot unhear the really pronounced "kuh" before the beeps at 8:29

[@W.Creamberry]

I just found you guys randomly but gosh darn it was a good find

[@BreadMan434]

If this is your beginning, then I'd say get a nice snack and drink as you marathon this shithole, cause it's gonna be one hell of a fuckin ride

[@BreadMan434]

And I mean that in a good ride

[@W.Creamberry]

@@BreadMan434 ohohohoh you think i havent watched the other videos? Wooo boys i must tell you.....you aint wrong

[@sunsetlenord1059]

Cable's precious WD40 club

[@shamudawhale7142]

Never ever change the way you censor the swears. Im dying rn!

[@hafidzrizki5603]

the spazzmatica polka song lol

[@ExoAether]

I like how Jake asks Ellis how to fire the missiles. Ellis basically tells him to just figure it out himself. Then he gets mad when Jake accidentally fires the main gun because he has no clue how to fire the missiles.

[@noahcheckman8542]

Captain Ellis will not tolerate mutiny, and he has the best mustache.

[@MeonLights]

The person in the comments who wrote out a shitton of pi really got me lol