Puppy Bowl Athletes Exposed - Elena Skopetos

Written and Performed by Elena Skopetos

[@delibird1664]

She's actually reading things NFL players actually have done. It's a sad crazy world we live in.

[@ashleyyang2510]

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[@gingermaniac5484]

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[@RegallIaBetterThanYou]

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[@stacyjohnson139]

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[@MR-tf8lh]

D:

[@wingren13]

the 'rolling over during national anthem' but was perfect

[@DaeDaeDotNet]

Everyone else can compete but him 😅

[@mastercharlesdiltardino8058]

@@DaeDaeDotNet I don't recall the wife beating or dog fighting happening on the field.

[@avelynn5976]

​@@mastercharlesdiltardino8058 bro compared wife beating to kneeling down and thought anyone would take it seriously 😭

[@funkijote]

@@mastercharlesdiltardino8058 If NFL wives were on the field, at least they'd have helmets and pads while taking hits, and much to your relief, they'd be the only ones taking knees too 👀

[@awesomelyshorticles]

Elena skepetos is the comedic powerhouse of this cell

[@smokes3974]

Connor Amlee I LOVE HER

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

The guy who now went to College Humour was good too

[@XerkDaniels]

@@hop-skip-ouch8798 Brennan Lee Mulligan

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

@@XerkDaniels yes him, and Eric Feuer

[@joshwantstosleep]

she’s the ELENACHONDRIA

[@gigitastic90]

But when will we talk about the hardships faced by the kitten cheerleaders?

[@nittygritty7034]

Yeeees

[@IsiahTomas]

Or the goldfish marching bands?

[@IsiahTomas]

Or the parakeet flagholders?

[@IsiahTomas]

Or the ferret waterboys?

[@IsiahTomas]

Or the iguanas that hold those elaborate moving signs you see on the stands during games?

[@milkteamachine]

"Threatening to harm a Shiba Inu" really got me.

[@Ramboost007]

Dogs and the NFL players they're referencing: Mr. Cuddles - Ray Rice Winston - Michael Vick Richie Incognito - Richie Incognito Willy - Colin Kaepernick Retired Players - Retired players grossly physically or mentally disabled because of playing Chichi - Junior Seau Rocco - Kareem Hunt?

[@conorandkanohi]

I think Rocco mightve just been an excuse to use that video but it is horrifying that that does line up with the actions of a real player

[@WhoisThatGuy-]

Oh wow it's just Richie's name lol

[@rosearachnid879]

was chichi not dave duerson? bc he fits the brain part

[@heyysimone]

Oh god the one about ChiChi. That was a player who comitted suicide via gunshot to his abdomen/chest purely so neuropathologists could see if he had CTE. It was mentioned in the book 'Concussion' by the neuropathologist who basically discovered the CTE brain injuries sustained by NFL players. It was really sad to read about.

[@UnKnown-hp9gz]

A couple months back an ex-wrestler named Shannon “Daffney” Spruill committed suicide the same way for the same reason. You can easily find the stunts they had her doing and after her suicide it’s horrible to watch knowing it contributed to her depression and suicide.

[@freespirit5719]

Read this before seeing that bit - Yep - hits home on a different level. Jeeeezus

[@feelingveryattackedrn5750]

This is one of those sets that the audience is like "ahhh am I allowed to laugh at this?" lol. Amazing job by Elena. Puppy athletes have had it too good for too long

[@sigh824]

Isn’t a dog running a dogfighting ring just fight club?

[@xxselenaxx2142]

sigh824 not when we force them to fight

[@OccuredJakub12]

FIRST RULE

[@eraser2592]

Pretty much

[@WillTile]

Not if the dogs last name was Vick.

[@iiikaruz]

the "ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ" at 1:39 rEALLY GOT ME. actually scratch that, literally ALL OF THIS SKETCH GOT ME.

[@dredgenfaith]

absolutely lost it at Richie Incognito

[@matesafranka6110]

I don't follow American football, can someone explain?

[@dredgenfaith]

@@matesafranka6110 So Richie Incognito is a football player that's gotten in trouble for viciously bullying players, using racial slurs, wearing Japanese headbands on pearl harbor day... literally everything the video says the dog did, the real player did

[@matesafranka6110]

@@dredgenfaith Oh so that's like his actual name, not a pun. Thanks.

[@IsiahTomas]

Life is weird that way. Shh, don't tell anyone. Keep it subtle.

[@quiroz923]

I need someone to tell me the dog that fell down the stairs is okay.

[@vitorialinhaus]

He is okay, don't worry

[@blackmagician7645]

Yeah...heavens not a bad place.

[@skippykay599]

He’s okay, he’s in a better place now

[@alisathemushroom9923]

Puppies are very resilient

[@Ingestedbanjo]

Square cube law plus all that fluff, I think he's fine.

[@anarchist_parable]

She will forever be Linda's wife to me now. Linda was an ally 💐😞🎶🎺

[@nittygritty7034]

Omg! But her daughter is her legacy! There is hope!

[@blue-ev7bz]

"LINDA IS A FUCKING WARRIOR"

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

Everyone laughing at her puns makes me so happy I don’t know why

[@januarymilk9347]

Rocko's stare into the camera is fucking chilling

[@Frescko]

I’m real surprised that this year non of the players had any SA charges! This is perhaps the first time since the founding of the league!

[@akintofandom6107]

Was watching this during a free period and I had to use a lot of strength to keep myself from laughing too loud. I couldn’t help but still snicker though ☺️ Ms Skopetos delivers yet another riveting and brilliant sketch!! Love it !!

[@leoremon7385]

So instead of using your free period to study, you were watching comedy videos!?!?!?!? I’m proud of you.

[@Reilaos]

All dogs are good dogs, even if they're juicing.

[@mas8705]

The video evidence broke me. I’m in a library right now and I had to hold back back laughter (and nearly suffocated in the process).

[@dyscea]

Oh my god! That video evidence. I’m DYING!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@seansilence2697]

Lol I'd seen that video before, but put into this context just made it funnier

[@Imrealiswear.]

Istg that dog that pushed the other dog down the stairs is staring at the camera person like: “You’re next.”

[@graceryan6349]

This better get a million views this is great

[@PACIFICBboy]

I don’t say this lightly, this is brilliant.

[@broadwayindie]

This was one of the best skits I’ve seen on here! Omg DEAD

[@whomiswhowespeaktobutwhoiswhom]

So absolutely dark and twisted....I love it.

[@Miguel-dq6fs]

all of Elena's videos are genius!

[@bunniesbunniesbunnie]

this is the best dark humor ever. good job elena.

[@arealhuman826]

Where is this stage? I want to live underneath it like a troll

[@AUnicorn666]

Im really glad you mentioned how bad being a professional sports player is for your body! (I think only football but still)

[@jameson1239]

basically all professional sports take a huge toll on your body especially the contact sports

[@maledictionwolf]

Soccer will do a number on you as well, heading a ball is essentially catching a 70+mph projectile with your forehead. I've had so many concussions because of that...

[@TheCaptnHammer]

WOOO! I went wild with the crowd as soon as this got real!

[@no1mayorofsimpleton]

I had a full sip of water in my mouth right when she read out what Mr. Cuddles had done and I nearly lost it all. Narrowly avoided water damage on electronics let's go

[@Imamakemovies]

This is so clever hahaha

[@Knlght0fZero]

This one is probably my favorit from the ones ive seen

[@constantly_nerfed]

Some might say this video was...a little on the nose

[@Stingmon21]

This is, by far, my FAVORITE video from Characters Welcome!

[@donemiofficial]

Will an event ever be held in Miami

[@CharactersWelcome]

We are based in NYC, but sometimes travel for comedy festivals! Let us know if there is a festival for us, we'd love to come and perform!

[@caspermcgoangle975]

I very glad we got to see the video evidence

[@PinkGoldPetch]

Bless this woman

[@jf...a-p1t]

I loved this one! Hilarious and poignant!

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

This is my new favorite skit

[@pembrokelove]

But tell me, Lisa... Is that your hair?

[@maxbrooks5468]

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while omg

[@RowdyBoy82]

The toll the game would take on them.

[@Marcus-yn7wc]

My pet chichi died 2019-2020 he was bit in the stomach and he has the same fur pattern as the one in this sketch

[@kileydoglover7302]

Plot twist: Jeff actually watched the secret life of pets and is convinced that the dogs actually done theses crimes

[@schwammi]

I think this is my favorite one so far

[@cookieanon7794]

Oh my god the zoom!

[@jaysahunter256]

I saw that video of the dog pushing the other dog down the stairs on insta lol

[@seansilence2697]

Me too, but it was even funnier like this lol

[@sampressey8281]

This is strangely effective.

[@GREVIEWS02]

I want these people as laugh tracks

[@burningflag3679]

This is so stupidly good

[@chrisgenovese8188]

Brilliant!

[@willow8186]

Ahaha! One of the best I’ve seen so far 😂

[@TyzulaShipper183]

oh~ touchdown~

[@AUnicorn666]

If it helps anyone to hear over the laughter they have English captions!

[@williamwalrus9473]

Breaking news: good boys are actually bad

[@ekeneemenike4881]

How could they catch you in 4K Rocco!!! 4K!!!!

[@memeju1ce]

Elena is my favourite omg

[@ratbian]

This kinda feels like Whiskers r We but for dogs

[@thegrlnxt6838]

This was published on mi birf date. I'm happy😁

[@suelawson7273]

The vid evidence of the puppy push 🤣🤣🤣

[@rivercrow5151]

You should do a kitten bowl one too w/ catnip as a drug

[@IsiahTomas]

Or a power ring puppying a collarfighting dog?

[@LoboPreto]

This woman is perfect XD

[@Antisceptic]

Who let the dogs get away with this? WHO WHO WHO WHO

[@ClaraBowInThisLight]

I laughed so hard omg

[@Ipomoea_Alba]

😱

[@Leto_0]

Might be hearing things but I think that I've listened to enough NY standup scene podcasts to recognize some of these laughs. Anyone know when this was recorded?

[@coopercooper3470]

#freewilly

[@TigerPrawn_]

Oh my god, is the audience severely drunk?

[@zimtkind2255]

Who thinks of this? Absolutely brilliant. Really great stuff. This is such a great channel.