Pyrocynical Situation is Worrying

It's time for the 9th episode of the weekly slop, featuring a brand new series called ASLOP
PyroLIVE must fall
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[@speedg]

Still can't believe that this 97 year old channel still serves their Slop the old-fashioned way.

[@awesomeman8955]

This made me smile.

[@susamogus8331]

With the crack?

[@TospikKing]

​​@@susamogus8331even the asbestos

[@abhinava5149]

The slop is thickened traditionally.

[@dylane234]

With a roux and some love

[@-JBYT-]

0:07 disgusting useless image covering up the fall guys

[@asmallphd9648]

it was like a flashbang, like damn i NEED to watch fall guys in order to finish the video

[@CreeFalcon-219]

666th

[@MoppleAlt]

The slop thickens

[@schlorbster]

Is it you full tine job to wait for him to upload and comment this?

[@Elemao28]

Fattens, even

[@tub1n]

The thick sloppens

[@Gooberstein612]

The hairline thins

[@Queezz]

The chum condenses

[@icrafterchips]

Pyro would have spent the first 30 minutes of the video explaining who Pyro is

[@Gobinator232]

Is your pfp a dacia logan with carmightys style?

[@dacialogan6605]

dacia logan gang 💪💪💪💪

[@themetalmario77]

Now if you didn't know pyrocynical is a youtuber who was a former commentary channel, and now makes video documentaries, kind of like [discord meme reference] [inflation joke] [discord meme reference] [discord meme reference] [discord meme reference], he also runs a second channel where he compiles his [inflation joke] [discord meme reference] [discord meme reference]

[@ClarenceRossAlt]

Pyro spent half the video time explaining what random bs was in the video

[@michaelwazowski6698]

​@@themetalmario77 you forgot the breaking bad reference

[@joehoardical]

Once a slopper always a slopper

[@LtCdrXander]

I love Undertime Slopper

[@Kloiyd]

Oh you thought the money the power the fame would make pyro stop the slop.

[@toomberrebmoot9244]

@@LtCdrXander I love Underlime Slopper

[@opiumCARTI00]

@@toomberrebmoot9244 I love Underprime Slopper

[@justinbuddy56]

Today I learned about the slopper from Pueblo, Colorado

[@ricedanan]

Me instinctively clicking on this video knowing full well nothing insane happens

[@TTSP907]

Well obviously nothing insane happened, it’s titled “worrying” not insane.

[@ThereIsHopeInJesusC]

What even is this

[@MoppleAlt]

Pyro really decided to stand up from his chair and call that high quality content

[@Not_interestEd-]

When did you make an original comment and not reposting "The slop thickens"?

[@spacebassist]

@@Not_interestEd- he just did, the one you're replying to (i dont necessarily know if this is a repost too but it's not a repost of slop thickens so...)

[@DomWood]

@@Not_interestEd- dissimulation

[@FranticErrors]

Get back into the slopperyopper chair

[@_sambo__]

ASLOP A Series Lightheartedly Obliterating Pyrocynical

[@Julkki]

A duo win??? Sloplive has actually hit rock bottom.

[@spynosocks]

The chair heightens..

[@DumplingDoodle]

what does this have to do with slop? please stay on topic.

[@Replacednameholder69]

@@DumplingDoodle What does what does this have to do with slop have to do with slot

[@NerfethThus]

​@@Replacednameholder69slot? slot machines? GAMBLING?????????

[@MR_GAMERSZ35]

​@@NerfethThus DID ANYBODY SAY GAMBLING!!!???? 👅

[@fahadalshair]

Bro how the hell does pyro double the time of the original video insane levels of slop

[@stilldamaged3945]

Well... inflation is what they are known for.

[@ClarenceRossAlt]

​@@stilldamaged3945Pyro supports the economy, so of course he's into inflation

[@wonderofu1603]

Yeah yeah yeah Pyro bla bla bla but WAIT A MINUTE! Is that the bullet boy from Enter the gungeon?! 2:05

[@pponca8953]

yes

[@lobotomy-victim]

it’s bullet kin

[@TheSunkenShipWreck]

Oh mah goh!

[@Comeck42]

Enter The Gungeon!!! 🤩

[@Indeed636]

Is that the flow of calamity trying to stop a high schooler with a bubble blower? Hell yeah brotha, jojolion supremacy

[@angeloid_]

Thanks for always managing to thin the constantly thickening slop. With that said, doing an "ASLOP" as part of your weekly slop is so criminal...

[@TheMegatonBomb]

0:13 Good thing Pyrocynical is very creative! It's not like he couldn't think of a new idea and he went back to an old format he used at least 5 years ago. No one is saying he did that! Except, Me I am saying it LOL. Lots of slop better get a mop!

[@gamer65688]

What you wrote makes me want to game end myself

[@lewisrmj]

tanks 4 the slop

[@Cyranek]

going a second level into the slop was almost more than my puny mind could handle

[@niclasneziru1854]

I'm so happy to see our good ol customs aren't completely lost! I just woke up from my afternoon nap and felt like having some ancient slop like the one I used to get 10 years ago when I was still a high schooler Times may change but a good slop never does!

[@parkerhamilton2142]

1:42 IM SORRY, HES WHAT

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

yeah he made a video about it(i think)

[@AyushPramanik-m6f]

yep the supposed ‘second coming of jesus’

[@afeathereddinosaur]

You know what's very meaningful in the slop videos? There is always Fall Guys gameplay, Dolan always wins the games as well. This clearly signifies that Slop Live will never "fall off", as he never loses on Fall Guys footage that goes on Slop Live.

[@saltychips6214]

The slop dampens

[@charautreal]

the plop slickens

[@Lan60za]

Evil mopple alt

[@somethingnotcatchy]

Thank you for this installment of ASLOP

[@badgercode]

Yippee! I'm all caught up on the slopics of the week! Thanks Dolan Darkest. You're the best!

[@34Nor]

The slop sloppens.

[@yamiraguero5541]

The goop coalesces.

[@badicusvibesimus182]

Hailey said she was going to bed, and I have no reason not to believe that she's just been asleep this whole time.

[@ShadowStray_]

she’s in a coma 🥺😭

[@frogloti6319]

Shes rotting you know

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

The thick slopens.

[@Yoloyoshi225]

Time to start a Pyro Live and Slop Live Pump Fun shitcoin

[@reggiexp69]

gotta love dolan doing the effort to make a long ass pyro video in 2min sums up. love it

[@jimhalpert0]

Situation is "Worrying" Now that's a new one

[@jamesmcmoore5434]

Thanks for covering this my kiwi bro. ASLOP . Nice ring to it

[@le9038]

What situation on Pyrocynicals channel got worse? I thought this was gonna be about either the Inflation Incident or the Pedophilia Incident...

[@splunkism]

2 minutes at 8 seconds of slop? the slop truly is thickening

[@Tisisrealnow]

Watching this channel after watching all those videos prior is like removing earwax from your ear

[@RRRR-jr1gp]

0:55 is crazy

[@CreeFalcon-219]

The slop here truly *did* thicken

[@thqwibble]

thanks for the slop

[@I_saw_that956]

The slop never stops, pyro should have known one doesn’t just stop sloppin by.

[@trololo_zhirnota]

ASLOP is the best recurring segment of Slop Live.

[@mitsu_hoshi]

THE RISE OF ASLOP 🗣️🔥

[@JessePinkmanreal]

Pyrocynical Situation is Wyoming

[@Isaac-i8h6j]

Sad... I wouldn't wish a Wyoming situation on anyone

[@croatianrabbit5748]

i posted criticism online about the hawk tuah girl and she came to my house and beat me up

[@ghiaccio1452]

The Pyrocynical Situation is sensual

[@winterfrost7468]

i started realizing i learn even less from slop live than any other slop channel because i just watch the fall guys gameplay and forget to actually listen

[@penguinlover2945]

Thank you dolan you have just saved me 280m or 4 and a half hours of pyro

[@_gherry]

the slop is now solid

[@benjaminrickdonaldson]

I expect to say ASLOP in the title for now on and say youre changing your content when really its still slop but you are standing up

[@baylianparkinson1874]

Can you add some salt to the slop? Needs more flavour

[@OrionHartwick]

I honestly respect you Dolan for providing the point of the video without having to sit for nearly an hour to get to the point, no I do not have a short attention span because I do engage in long form content where it's interesting, like a NileRed video for example but with Pyros videos nearly 50 minutes in just to get to the freaking point it's so annoying. Thank you Dolan.

[@clutch44444]

I pretty much come here for the Fall Guys W's, I don't even pay attention to the content lol

[@FranticErrors]

The slop combines and jiggles to form the omnislopper

[@AlfredPros]

Thank you Dolan for saving hours of my life!

[@GeneralAlpaca]

you should do a slop video summarising his newest main channel about old vs new youtube

[@YHK_YT]

Do you want a worrying situation.. a second worrying situation perhaps? A second shuttle I hear of..

[@landminenetworks]

Still can't believe Pyrocynical predicted the Hawk Tuah

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

The sloppening is upon us

[@ClarenceRossAlt]

When I'm adding random bs to make the video longer than it really is contest and my opponent is PyroLive: 🤯

[@Godkingzeus.69]

I worry for the little sloplit i really do

[@FIGHT3R49ER]

The slop thickens, my friends

[@WinterToast0]

ho ho ho!! slop wars!!☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️

[@mirrorhymn]

Santa isn't real

[@Kcthetransgirl]

@@mirrorhymn idk... It does say TheRealOne in his username... Slopta claus seems pretty real to me.

[@QuasarSolarStorm]

​@@mirrorhymn it says the real one in his username, fym?

[@vicentun69]

@@mirrorhymn it says the real one on their username, that means it HAS to be santa which means he's real. Thanks for slopping by

[@00pium_Mero]

​@@mirrorhymnBut his username says "TheRealOne"

[@diabeticman2194]

The slop keeps coming and it won't stop coming

[@user-gw2uq4fr8p]

Pyrocynical Situation is Horrifying

[@Jojob541]

How long until you run out of adjectives to call the pyrocynical situation

[@user-gw2uq4fr8p]

Pyrocynical situation is horrifying

[@mckazoo8766]

A series of slop!

[@mosesshtar6197]

guys this whole Haley Welch crypto scandal has really landed her in Hawk Watuah

[@TheLedan]

It's kind of insane how it's 2024 and Slop Live is still not blind accessible. Translate the fall guys into braille NOW

[@Tovilian]

ASOT also stands for A State Of Trance, Armin Van Buren's dj show name.

[@reverenddmo8944]

Any situation involving Pyro is worrying. Worryingly long.

[@sashamurashi225]

The slop sloppens

[@mooseface5687]

The thlop sickens

[@gazs2277]

We need ASLOP to be a full series

[@Vexen-A077]

I’m surprised we’re still around Dolan!

[@Randomchoas6413]

The Slop WAS CALLING

[@MÜÐĂ]

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[@Handlebared]

you need to make (a series of slop)

[@Cy4nMod]

Is this live

[@DolanDarkest]

Yes

[@ecksdii]

@@DolanDarkest is this slop

[@sonwig5186]

Who is Ludwig? A new CSGO youtuber? I keep seeing him everywhere.

[@tabletennisstars1227]

industry plant

[@moss2148]

@@tabletennisstars1227 ive watched ludwig since he was a semi small streamer (below 10k subs) he's definitely not a plant lol. spent his entire early career as a smash youtuber/commentator

[@plunker_bob]

Planted in the industry

[@KLEENDUSTER1]

He's one of bowser's sons! Didn't you know?

[@nautilus9151]

He did a month long subathon back in 2021 and became one of the most subscribed twitch streamers

[@TTSP907]

Video defaulted to 360p and I thought it was intentional at first.

[@foyezes]

I can't tell if you're asking me not to watch pyro. (I don't)

[@Lyanlolz]

The slop overflew

[@Daymare19]

0:55 HE HAS TO HAVE DONE THAT ON PERSON, IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME LENGTH

[@Longshanks1690]

0:30 South Korea is an A24 film confirmed

[@Mario6V2]

The slop is inflating

[@HughMungusXD]

The Pyrocynical thickens

[@ProfOpp-ev9ks]

The slop is so thick it hardly can be considered slop

[@Cornin33]

2 minute slop video? Good lord we’re going even further beyond

[@Blaires_Soupy_Soup_VODs]

I can't believe I resubbed to pyro for thinking he would actually quit the slop 💀

[@smallbutdeadly931]

I slopped listening after the 0:45 mark

[@NightShade8x]

Why

[@GameCorpCrew]

So much slop imma give this guy the sloppy toppy special

[@maniacalmint]

This situation

[@dignelberrt]

The thlop slickens

[@Vincent_A.]

Damn, the slop market is cutthroat!

[@Wheatly_Portal2]

Fun fact: yt is going to crack down in clickbait. He is finished.

[@TheMapleLab]

⚠SLOP OVERLOAD ⚠ SLOP OVERLOAD ⚠ SLOP OVERLOAD ⚠

[@TheMapleLab]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[@Jrakula10]

thanks for the slop rundown. or slopdown if you will

[@brawnyflame8858]

What if the dutch gang had a slop channel instead of robbing banks: Slopers to the end 🤠🤠

[@Oroxom3]

So... did he finally played Silent Hill 2 Remake? He needs to so he can regain his vitality 😂

[@Byanislion]

Nice fall guys win! Don’t know what this “slop” is but cool video ig

[@thatrandomperson2]

Pyrocynical situation just got worse...

[@soap6264]

I feel like if youre so rich you dont notice a missing 3million you're situation is probably pretty good