Burger King Released The Worst Burger Ever

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[@leoergen766]

9:52 "Why is there pickles? I didn't even put pickles." bro even ai burger king fuckin up my order 😭😭

[@hellsing1696]

The ai got too real there

[@TheFunniPeaYTReal]

Bubble Bass is crying rn 💀💀💀

[@Notjo6200]

I just know you’re going to commission your OCs eating this Pyro

[@rexxe001]

Pyrocynical inflation pool toy

[@GreaseShaman]

And then farting it into someone else's OCs mouth.

[@bakedbeanlover5775]

If this was live you’d been banned.

[@RyanFennec]

@@GreaseShaman 🥴

[@Lucas_Nuts]

Pyro's OCs are eating him?!?!?!?

[@ChromaAqui]

Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart?

[@Benzinilinguine]

Change of cow heart?

[@Echo-gb2vx]

Change of heart?

[@pillowmint4622]

*Change of heart?*

[@ScopeNothing]

Change of heart?

[@s0ap4]

Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart? Change of heart?

[@TheVirumXD]

Unironically, the funniest dono was "Put a big mac in the whopper" at 9:18

[@JacktheStripper-tc5pn]

I like my whopper with extra femboys milk and benadryl

[@sayounsang]

Thanks dude

[@fatassthebig]

Idk the whole "im going to peg you pyro" thing was pretty funny

[@Patrick.Weightman]

That shit has had me giggling for a day and a half

[@wander7812]

@@fatassthebig No it wasnt.

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

Knowing Burger King the "1 million dollars" is probably in store credit only to be used at Burger King and only lasts for a limited time.

[@christophervalencia5919]

The money expired last year

[@chucklesdeclown8819]

or drops in value overtime or whatever dumb shit

[@Nix_Yeetmeister]

Bold of you to assume that I couldn't use the $1 million that day in the store.

[@epicidex1006]

Weekly spending limit

[@zackhines2071]

It's only your local burger king too. Don't think you can just go anywhere with that.

[@bookle5829]

"I don't recognise that ingredient!" is on the same vibe as "No! I don't want that!"

[@dejus_e]

I DONT RECOGNIZE THAT INGREDIENT

[@dimples9746]

Give me the butter

[@REALTheFBI]

Attack on titan

[@L_ISF99929]

Give me the @&*@(÷[+?

[@erickflores458]

I'm very hungry

[@McSpicyYT]

I told it to put a GALLON of vanilla extract and it LET ME. My burger: ESCARGOT BAKING SODA VINEGER EDIBLE GLUE GHOST PEPPER STINKY TOFU GALLON OF VANILLA EXTRACT CORNSTARCH

[@Knightmare-vc8qg]

It accepted "Man Mayo" when I made a whopper with just a bunch of it

[@Numbabu]

Delicious 😊

[@dingusmcbingus3965]

Bro made the nasty patty fr

[@TheRealJackee4]

A GALLON OF VANILLA EXTRACT? Dude that’s like 15 cakes worth of vanilla man

[@Sch1sMx]

you should have added both salt and vinegar to it to make the burger explode and fizz

[@Handles_AreStupid]

Old pyro donos: "I love your vids, keep it up" Current pyro donos: **just s@xual harassment**

[@connor8292]

Sometimes I can't tell if Pyro is GENUIENLY bothered by some of the stuff he has to put up with behind thr facade. There's ribbing and then there's being gross.

[@shloobington]

​@@connor8292 to be fair, that's his job. he does a reaction and gets paid big for it. he's becoming a lolcow and the chat milks it

[@POTUSOfficial]

​@@shloobington i can agree that pyro has become a bit of an overreacter on the donos but some of his donations are just cringe, like that first donation at around 2:00 in the vid sounded like someone was genuinely getting off on it

[@happygardevoir]

​@POTUSOfficial i mean i would have the same reaction if i got the same dono lmfao

[@electr0cute170]

Yeah but its just acting​@@POTUSOfficial

[@themiddleman5763]

1:54 you can tell Pyro was rendering the entire TTS in his head, look at how much brainpower was reallocated

[@rileymoore7025]

So little brainpower I thought my KZbin glitched for a moment.

[@themiddleman5763]

@@rileymoore7025 bro's toes were definitely curling off-camera. Should've told him to stand up

[@KamroshaAI]

Such a cute bussy

[@happygardevoir]

​@@KamroshaAIPyro: 🫥😦

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

19:32. I like how in this context, the "Wow. Look at what you made" is instead scornful, and full of resentment and disgust, instead of being proud, or in awe.

[@drippyjowo]

FINALLY FOUND THE PERSON THAT THOUGHT THIS TOO! Bro was severely disgusted by the Cow Heart Special 😂

[@hyperdrivemeleetm5955]

7:04 That donation sums up half of Pyro's audience

[@CRT_YT]

bro i cant lmaooo the mario 64 sound effect hooooly

[@Mandate_of_Heaven]

The 2 kg Adderall burger

[@lilpetunia5443]

Ouughhh

[@V0W4N]

😋

[@Joosher56]

Amphetamine burger 🤤

[@chumtoad14]

Yummy yummy in my tummy

[@Greatduck777]

The breaking bad burger (meth)

[@maebtw]

I love how the narrator, once you generate a burger, goes *"look at what you've made"*

[@Longshanks1690]

“Number fourteen: Slop Content. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is daily slop but, as it turns out, that’s exactly what you might get.”

[@Lithuanian_NAFO_lad]

21:17 call it "The hopper", and add some snails to make it "The french supreme"

[@redmondthealien7840]

2:12 that poor man looks traumatised.

[@relentless2892]

W Dono

[@CRT_YT]

W Dono

[@Laiyo_1762]

W dono

[@crystalclearMSA]

"The Sad European"

[@aj1046]

W Dono

[@AlkalineandAcid]

I cant belive Pyro would pay $50,000 for a terrible burger from Burger King, now we'll never get Petscop 2 😢

[@cornne724]

Buzzword Buzzword Buzzword

[@BradynNewcomer]

Ah, shut up. *Burp*

[@DJRainbowToxic]

*$50,000* **oh no**

[@JackMatthews1998]

Take a shot every time it says "Change of heart?".

[@connor8292]

No thanks, being alive is nice.

[@TheFiendishFive]

Chanjahar? Chanjahar? Chanjahar?

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

alcohol poisoning

[@BBHSN98]

liver cirrhosis

[@lizzycoax]

:3 :3 :3

[@deaddan2148]

13:55 Pyro: "Vegemite? Isn't that an Australian thing?" BK guy: "Oh sure! That makes sense!" 😂🤣

[@kielbasamage]

I’m euphoric whenever a company lets the internet create or name something. Who can forget cracking open a cold can of *that Mountain Dew can* on the deck of Boaty McBoatface?

[@HitTheFloor16]

Monika Dew

[@JohnDoe-kp5dm]

Never got my can of granny squirt :

[@fckbweeb]

pyro comments are either “content bad haha” or “hair bad lol”

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

the comment apple doesn't fall far from the content creator tree

[@PentaromaLMA0]

Its worse that its not even bots

[@KingLoof]

i love the way your brain works

[@f1shze4lot]

Are they wrong though?

[@fckbweeb]

@@KingLoof what does this mean twin

[@craberadicator9446]

Just have bread, bread, 4 ghost peppers and more bread and call it “the agony”

[@ahereticsdoomvideos3216]

1:55 the Fluttershy TTS causing Pyro to freeze up for a solid minute

[@HappilyMundane]

8:05 "Everything is edible once" - Sun Tzu

[@gthegadgetguy9703]

i remember telling the smart kid in class this after telling him you could eat lava. he stared at me like i was hermaeus mora telling him some forbidden knowledge that would eventually drive him to insanity.

[@Zreaunes-Overseer-Of-759]

@@gthegadgetguy9703Ah, another being knowledged in the existence of Elder scrolls. Well met.

[@Maxisamo1]

The fact it keeps adding pickles is the truest thing about Burger King

[@Itsumi456]

Pyro can spell Fentanyl but not Lettuce

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

or banana

[@clickbait7396]

I'm fucking dying at how everytime the burger gets revealed pyro just becomes a ghost

[@Fortums]

he was contemplating deleting his computer from his computer 7:22

[@Sillysurvivor101]

“Bun.” “Butter.” “Air molecule.” “Another air molecule.” “Another air-“

[@CAPME00]

1:59 Pyro's expression just brightened my day

[@DatPenguin97]

5:44 "let him cook" PLEASE DONT

[@vonwolfe1310]

WHO LET HIM COOK

[@sleepyjoe-fu5bo]

They actually dropped a ”semla” burger here in Sweden, i haven’t eaten it yet but it looks horrid

[@deathmorphosis]

Spydde lite i munnen när jag läste det där. Tack.

[@linkly9272]

It looks like what would happen if Burger King collaborated with an adult entertainment website.

[@TheCutiePatrol]

I googled that, found out it's basically just a cake that looks burger, the burger is a brownie...

[@Pepsiphopia]

My sister tried it. It was kinda horrible according to her report.

[@heckincat1406]

Birger King försök ha en hamburgare som inte smakar kuk utmaning (100% chans av misslyckande)

[@almicc]

The damned "Look at what you made..." at 19:31 is so well timed...

[@maciekw.7923]

The Voice on their website sounds like if Terry from "Brooklyn 99" was the "Little big planet" narrator

[@tomatu7474]

The TTS bullying pyro is actually better then the actual videos.

[@Handles_AreStupid]

Nobody: BK's AI image creator: **Adds chocolate sprinkles for no reason**

[@DBSMoonMaster]

It let me add frogs but the AI is programmed to avoid faces…except where the cheese was dripping down it was full of frog eyes 😂

[@Masterlegodude]

9:53 A British person's first time experience ordering a burger from an American establishment be like

[@derrickjohnson4952]

I love how the AI interrupts pyro randomly.

[@MindoftheEye02]

I think Pyro is the only KZbinr who can make a 26 minute video on rancid fast food burgers enjoyable

[@lsmc09]

im sorry that 7:24 dono just made me straight up uncomfortable what the fuck

[@krasome6440]

yup, another add on to Internet Historian "Very Serious Business"

[@gamerguy425]

The funniest thing that gets through this filter for me is CACTUS! I guess you can eat cactus fruits but you don't even have to specify that lol

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Catcus is totally edible. Camels eat it all the time

[@oldsaintnicki]

The burger was too skinny for pyro’s standards ❤

[@TheCutiePatrol]

And not enough farts on it lol

[@coolgirl2044]

7:17 Pyro looked hella offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cyanity1017]

14:19 I never thought I'd see anything even close to a realistic depiction of the nasty patty from SpongeBob, but here we are.

[@LaserXP101]

I always gotta respect how little effort Pyro always puts into his videos

[@hexagonal69]

5:35 Yeah, you did. There’s an N too many there. It’s spelled banana. But I think the AI got what you meant, that’s why it was accepted.

[@BattlefieldNPC]

2:10 Pyro is into some weird stuff but still rockin the Leon Kennedy cut, not bad 😂

[@HungerGamesFan00]

genuinely kind of heartwarming to see someone engaging in the time-tested classic of /makes gross thing/ /gets grossed out by gross thing/

[@Koalalover70]

Charlie already talked about this 2 days ago 💀💀

[@flaregamer64]

The video was released for an hour when he streamed this lol

[@elitheOG]

​@@flaregamer64you know the Pyro lore

[@linkly9272]

@@elitheOG furry loremaxxing

[@Digamortis]

I was there

[@3rdStreetAVolitionite]

No one cares about Charlie, get out.

[@TE5LA-GAMING]

"Hand Grenade" took a long time because they were notifying the FBI.

[@Wolfshalifi]

Long john silvers is easily the worst fast food chain known to man

[@knucklesgb3143]

Nahh the dono at 7:05 with the URRRGHH was great

[@Indeed636]

Looking at the british man saying "that doesnt look that bad, i mean i would eat it" for half an hour.

[@thedoglovinggamer5825]

25:20 BRO MADE THE NASTY PATTY!

[@supersonic4863]

"edible food only" oh so no burger king?

[@ardad6843]

This will not be enough to calm us down Pyro. YOU PROMISED SCARY GAME!

[@Ploaper]

bun chicken beef pork egg lamb chicken beef pork egg lamb lower bun i call it "the entire farm"

[@Azulkins]

ol mcdonald

[@royearle1673]

​@@Azulkins old macdonald had a farm. Emphasis on "had"

[@deskmat9874]

I love how it created an eternity of suspense identifying if a hand grenade is palatable in a burger

[@GuyPerson-jt9tv]

You can actually pinpoint the exact moment that Niall dies on the inside. 1:56

[@dman24492]

0:05 definitely long John silvers

[@mcoupe69]

Someone should just make puffer fish burgers til they win and force Burger King employees to become certified in preparing it.. that’ll go well

[@prdprdprdprdprdel]

Mine had frog roe, natto, pickled herring, hamster, pumpkin spice, durian, pink sauce and a soggy bun(tho that's redundant in BK).. For some reason some small critters work, and some don't..

[@Firestar-TV]

Fire Ant Burger

[@obtuserubbergoose384]

Mods ban that guys

[@jordynwing]

we need the Burger King AI voice in your donations ngl

[@MisterCake]

this is like watching modern day Frankenstein

[@shrek_2345]

Pyro literally getting harassed by the super chat is wild

[@forcelabrynth]

Lesbian Harry Potter is back with more slop

[@a.gravemistake3061]

This is the first time Pyro's been asked to top anything

[@NotDoodlerBox]

1:56 he was flabbergasted 😲😳just the shock on his face says it all.

[@facuzamorano7839]

Make a burger with gum, beer and pickles, very good. -bk's mind

[@Jack_Woods]

I love how it's all happening as soon as I work at BK

[@NobleSlicks]

God rest ye Mary gentleman o7

[@lvysedore152]

this is bold coming from the guy who ate ROCKS ON A PLATE for dinner.

[@kenny187ful]

The dono's are more entertaining than Pyro's streams

[@phoebeaurum7113]

The donations are unbelievably irritating.

[@relentless2892]

Thank you. I spent 30 seconds on those unhinged donos 😂

[@kenny187ful]

@@relentless2892 money well spent 😂

[@kenny187ful]

@@phoebeaurum7113 you must get invited to all the parties...

[@baeber]

​@relentless2892 nice

[@comrad_dog7456]

spelling yogurt as yoghurt should be an instant death sentence

[@mrbarit529]

Just make a big Mac and call it opposing forces whopper

[@smalllaz8391]

explained a burger in 17 seconds with 26 minutes of slop as a side, classic pryro post

[@__________________________Fred]

I don't know about other countries but in germany I get very fresh and tasty (as far as fastfood burgers go) burgers at Burgerking and they actually look like they do on the pictures. Sometimes a little shy on the sauce though. McDonalds on the other hand... It often looks like they played hackey sack with them for 10 minutes.

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

Interesting

[@hardrockinhere]

Burger King is the place you go when you're not in the mood for literally anything else

[@pintobean4858]

I’d like a demon core burger with extra scallops and horseradish with a side of Sriracha

[@Malix2238]

Burger King needs a complete rework. They have the chance to come back seeing as most fast food burger places have become stagnant(at least in the US).

[@calebpribyl5152]

Aw man I can’t wait to eat this burger made by AI and turn into an ugly veiny zombie!

[@MacaroniAndMayonnaise]

I love how he got stunlocked with the donation while trying to show us something

[@Maxwaffle3527]

What they made actual slop unironically its finally gone to far

[@antlionworkerfan2007]

Fun fact: gold foil works and makes the burger look like a rainbow brownie for some reason

[@connor8292]

I honestly have no idea how BK's quality compares between its US and Australian versions. Has anyone been unfortunate enough to try both?

[@shotgunsunblast6667]

I was in Australia 3 times to visit my father, and I personally tried Hungry Jacks but literally no joke it was some of best fast food I've ever had

[@JordanOCE]

why hello there, australian here... Hungry jacks (au burger king) is actaully really good it is some of the best aussie fast food

[@noahchopson7136]

BK in the US varies a lot. When you're in a good fast food town they can be great, but if it isnt really good, it's mid to bad.

[@connor8292]

@@shotgunsunblast6667 I feel like that speaks volumes about the quality of fast food over in the US.

[@connor8292]

@@JordanOCE I guess that's probably half the reason why it's so expensive compared to Maccas.

[@TheDOCTOR_AI]

I like how Pyro looked like a Japanese boy on a summer day in 1945 the whole video

[@areallydumbjoke662]

They’ve done it, Burger King has created worse slop than Pyros. God help us all

[@chasebrace7575]

"change of heart? 🧐 change of heart? 🧐change of heart? 🧐change of heart? 🧐change of heart? 🧐change of heart? 🧐change of heart? 🧐" *chooses nothing* "I don't recognize that ingredient 🤷"

[@AzraelSoulHunter]

I really like KFC and Burger King. But I live in Poland and I think at least with KFC we have a good quality of that here.

[@brolociraptor9577]

I love watching Pyro mentally struggle to comprehend that the AI does indeed recognise what he's saying, but is CHOOSING not to add meme items. "HOW DO YOU NOT RECOGNISE THAT?"

[@LPSTubeTv]

2:19 wtf was that dono i agree for once with pyro

[@karloveliki5373]

Pyro explaining world history for five minutes before actually getting to the topic at hand

[@dares3783]

SlopLIVE just released the worst slop ever

[@temerodiavolo470]

"And for who those don't know, a Burger is minced beef on bread"

[@chickenking67]

"Regular water tastes like regular water"

[@Imjustche]

Pyro released the worst video ever

[@spoodersaurus3337]

The audio to make your own burger sounds like fast food training videos

[@fhsjdjskkshi]

Jesus loves you❤❤❤

[@isaakdejong2477]

Jesus loves pyro chain

[@Lobster_With_A_Gun]

When the je is sus

[@princessdollgf]

Wholesome 🎉