The Truth About Logan Paul's Prime

[@traucergoalkeeper2066]

Pyro forgetting Logan Paul still hasn’t paid back his scam victims

[@JXWX21]

You aint one of them so why you talking?

[@note69420]

​@keepmywifesname2023 maybe they are and even if they aren't anyone can call logan a cunt for not paying people back? Dumb response truly

[@themak799]

@@JXWX21 Cuz it’ll just keep on happening if he gets off scot free you’d be surprised how shitty of a human he is

[@DarkDragonSlayerAQW]

@@JXWX21are you lobotomized

[@twentypence9163]

One of the dumbest takes I've seen ​@@JXWX21

[@Last_Cosmonought]

I think pyro may have forgotten about cryptozoo

[@mlgcactus1035]

Ticktock brain rot confirmed

[@toolittletoolate]

and DinkDoink. Though it was a while ago and it wasn't the only cyrpto he rug pulled his fans with

[@vitalitydoesstuff3603]

Thank you, I was laughing my ass off when he said “Logan cleaned up his act” The fuck he did

[@themak799]

Fr

[@Blo0daXe]

Logan copyright strikes anyone who talks about it

[@kitkattaktik]

00:00 start 23:34 end

[@B1ue_fruits]

Thanks this helped me skip all the unnecessary fluff

[@Nighttron2141]

thanks for this, it helped me get straight to the good part.

[@cbjohannesen6008]

I'll reply with a racial slur to end the chain of clowning on my favorite streamer and best friend Pyro.

[@flandrescarletfumo]

so true

[@djonkasrb7278]

Walter

[@painteddolphin0324]

me drinking piss while watching this: 😮

[@legeul]

Probably healthier than drinking Prime.

[@loveableheathen7441]

Most hygienic pyro viewer

[@herecomesjakob420]

Me drinking your piss while watching this

[@TheManinBlack9054]

@@loveableheathen7441 no, just kinky. Piss drinking is pretty low on the list of pyro's fetishes

[@femboy_furry]

share some

[@WeegeepieYT]

pyro taking 23 minutes explaining what a logan paul is???

[@lazyhatman]

Wheres the lie

[@dmath1490]

he is paul but logan

[@Mefor2044]

No

[@Mefor2044]

Logan’s hot and I’m a guy

[@zuikerou3525]

Weegeepietv did you make a response to you’re allegations?

[@aviatorfox4789]

Womp womp, play Black Ops 2 on Veteran blindfolded while being tazed.

[@lex_4242]

>typed in whomp whomp unironically

[@2miligrams]

@@lex_4242 womp womp

[@lex_4242]

@@2miligrams hahahah! I’m rofling so much hahaha xd take my gold dear stranger

[@thewrathofdumbledore4867]

Good idea!

[@Penguin-1966]

naked too please

[@Querxes]

my man forgot about cryptozoo 💀

[@AkiGames093]

And like the 30 pump and dumps

[@optimus1735]

???

[@optimus1735]

discord mod is bad

[@RizzyCatPTSD]

bro glazed logan paul for 23 minutes straight

[@Notjo6200]

Pyro has already reached his prime with Car Sex, it’s been downhill ever since

[@AD-lh3jk]

Lore? As in, what are you talking about 😂?

[@sealiusmaximus2330]

​@@AD-lh3jkCar sex is a old pyro video

[@mustajalal-ajal1946]

​@@AD-lh3jkonly OGs know

[@yorpydorpy2571]

@@AD-lh3jk o.o dang, old pyro video, back in his crappy commentary begining

[@cosmiko._]

Wait he actually posted after Car Sex and this isn't just an AI?

[@Eluvix]

can’t wait to see prime drinkers turning into ghouls from fallout 4

[@lime_licker]

Why not any other fallout game?

[@Eluvix]

@@lime_licker because i think that

[@invenom8894]

@@Eluvix nah, more like fallout 1

[@Mariodash23]

Piss off, Smoothskin. I need my hydration.

[@AStupidAssFurry]

Nah, they gonna turn into the Marked Men from Fallout New Vegas Lonesome Road 💀

[@Da1eyend]

The truth is that it was made from Pyro’s slop content

[@Floris_VI]

The worst kind of cancer

[@nicknevco215]

pure cancer

[@Cooldude98319]

The slop was rigged from the start

[@--T3NN0--]

Did pyro forget that logan years later hasn't reimbursed the people scamed by crypto zoo? He hasn't cleaned his image.

[@brrrdman]

i was under the impression that Logan lost any reputation he had left when he scammed a bunch of people for that NFT game a little while ago..

[@Quvothe]

@PyroLive "Logan Paul has cleaned up his reputation quite a bit." Yeah sure mate. Just forget all the horrible things this guy has done... Like remember when he scammed his fans again a few months ago ? Cryptozoo remember? But yeah people hate him because of money. I´m sure thats the reason ... wtf mate

[@CRCADAN]

Probably a rushed video tbh but yeah dumbass idea to say he hasn’t done a lot wrong past couple’o years 😭

[@mat99134]

Mf talked about this himself in the past, as much as I enjoy Pyro & his content, something went horribly wrong here

[@CRCADAN]

@@mat99134 agreed

[@plantain.1739]

You gotta atleast give the man credit, he knows how to get out of a controversy. Like, does anyone remember when the fucker used a BLM protest to shoplift? That just vanished after like two days. He's got a Stalin level fixer on speed dial, clearly.

[@radec5437]

Yeah It dosent make sense

[@KamrenThePerson]

Pyro : *googles electrolyte* guys I think he might be a wee bit silly

[@themak799]

Bro for real doesn’t even know about cryptozoo

[@bbboijnk]

if anyone is a little worried about the rising cancer rates stat pyro dropped, please don't stress about it too much. one-ish major reason for recorded rise in cancer cases is that people are getting older and are living longer due to better healthcare and quality of life. this means that people stop dying of other things and are more likely to die of cancer instead as well as the fact that the the longer you live the more likely you are to get cancer. (and stuff like diagnostic medicine or whatever is getting more advanced) tldr: cancer rates aren't magically skyrocketing because cancer is now 3x more common to develop or something. it's rising because because people are living longer and not dying of other shit as much. don't worry :3

[@mlgcactus1035]

I dare you to say that after I pour lean on the water supply

[@Whocares1987]

@@mlgcactus1035was the supposed to be funny ?

[@BadGamingXB]

Thanks for the information, feel like the whole cancer thing will scare a lot of ppl and rightfully so. So thank you big guy

[@juaquintiscareno]

Ok but what can we do to bump up those numbers?

[@Stan_Crimes]

​@@juaquintiscareno tell kids to drink prime

[@nautilius1052]

Only 24 gigalobs in 3 zeptoseconds bro zorped off

[@jaemotoo]

Would've been 10k+ likes if you stuck to the script

[@FraudFace1984]

Bro croggled 💀

[@Monsterdemonbbc]

You need 3 editors to make a funny crysis, aot, breaking bad meme at the beginning? Where is the thug shaker, hello?!

[@bingus_supreme_]

Keep yourself safe

[@lospolloshermanos69]

The Irony in sparkling water having more PFA's than almost any other drink lmao

[@Cadette4448]

that intro came straight outta 2017/2018 main channel

[@Zamasuthealmighty]

I shed a tear when Logan Paul made a Breaking Bad reference.

[@CV19_YT]

best thing about prime that south park made a episode about it and mocked the shit out of it

[@Henry-kd1mu]

Pyro gets hard when his view count inflates every video 📈📈📈🗣🔥

[@YsatMKM]

"Yeah just edit something funny every 5 seconds so genz watch the video"

[@veryscaryreaper8883]

Man was NOT around for peak 2017 pyro

[@1maxmax]

pyro's slow transition into walter white is somehow so noticeable now

[@ammagon4519]

I'm like Walter White but only the lung cancer part

[@FraudFace1984]

@@ammagon4519 I'm pretty much like Walter White irl except only the part where I wear a pork pie hat in public and lash out at my wife

[@EruditeFeline]

Logan cleaned up his image as much as he could but the entire crowd at every WWE event still hates the guy. The signs they hold up are hilarious.

[@murphybartle592]

Prime was always a scam. They always advertised it as being superior to Gatorade because it had more electrolytes, but it was full of potassium and when you sweat you need sodium. Gatorade has the correct ratio of potassium and sodium. Classic manipulative advertising from Logan Paul and KSI

[@lazyhatman]

Pyro live feels alot more like old pyro

[@slugintub634]

holy shit minos prime

[@ΟΧΥ]

i love the high quality slop

[@SammyBoyReal]

Is Pyro finally getting out of the hood with the new editing?

[@ammagon4519]

Not enough bullying kids and saying the nword

[@shlokshah5379]

People will look at it and say "the good old days!" While now they call it slop and call other creators better while also complaining about 6+ hour videos being long to make.

[@OutOfInk]

Lil bro thought he could drop ASOT without us notice

[@JacqueBibblequip]

Allura Red is literally the exact same thing as red40 but with a different name and it’s allowed in the UK and it doesn’t cause cancer it has links to ADD and inflammatory bowel diseases

[@workaccountonly]

This isnt better

[@zGoldenHawk]

what if we don't use dye lol imagine

[@ItsSkiido]

2:23 why was that Mr. Krabs impression so good

[@FraudFace1984]

I can't even tell the difference honestly

[@amanul_2474]

"JJ! We need to cook!" "Yeah Mr. Paul! Yeah Science!"

[@AhmedAdel-cj9im]

"I genuinely believe there's a link between what people eat and what people drink" - Pyro

[@rememberthatiloveyou]

literally everyone in texas drinks dr pepper and its 2.8 englands in size

[@liamme54]

Whenever I see Pyro chugging San Pellegrino I always think of that Vince Vaughn bit “Still drinking that faggy mineral water?” “Didn’t know water had a sex drive”

[@gratianray2]

grocery stores near me have started treating energy drinks the same as cigarettes or alcohol, cant be sold to anyone under 18, when that same attitude eventually reaches the US, prime will probably just become a juice box to keep actual sales going

[@SyQClanGaming]

Using the simpsons H&R OST in the background is such a niche reference that most people would have 100% missed

[@limpetarch98k]

Not to mention the use of Bully’s soundtrack

[@rufassa]

The truth about pyrocynical's 14th century peasant haircut

[@blankily]

pyrolive is basically just 2019 pyrocynical now with this turbo adhd editing

[@blasteroix3980]

Pyro: "mention osu!" Osu! Players: "LESSS FKNGGG GOOO"

[@75tgvfby6]

fr

[@Teomans]

osu*

[@D_mn]

i thought we got a utopia sequel for a second 😭

[@vicevilla9949]

Everyone gangsta until logan paul starts aking for the platinum chip

[@brad1426]

It’s probably why some companies do it, but I’ve never actually understood the “you’re using colorful packaging, this product is only meant for children” argument. Like when you come of legal age, officially enter adulthood, does your favorite color suddenly become beige and your favorite meal become saltines with black coffee? I know tons of adults that like candy and are attracted to brightly colored products lol.

[@rayswarnau3868]

Pyro the kinda guy to not return his shopping cart to the cart return bay.

[@silverloveguns]

tom dark ahh comment

[@KyleOO5]

Damn the editing on slop live has really improved

[@gabethecool]

This editing feels like I’m having an aneurysm. Kind of like a MrBeast video, too fast paced.

[@ThePaperKhan]

Why is Pyro calling it gayterade

[@TheFursInParadise]

Gyatterade

[@liamwanless8467]

bro south africa has prime selling in one store for less than water lol. backstory is checkers( a supermarket chain in sa) got a contract with prime basically saying that they were the one and only store who was allowed to buy prime stock, and they were selling it for absurd prices(R50[ik its not that much for you rich americans, but its a shit ton here, i can buy a 2l of coke for like R20]) and now its going for like R9 per bottle, bc the stores are litteraly trying to give it away bc nobody is buying it.

[@michaelh13]

I think there's a link between watching Pyrocynical videos and developing cancer

[@prods5hni]

thank you for all the memes it really adds to the video and isnt getting old at all.

[@iexistapparently7862]

Yeah the short random sounds and clips playing every time he says a single thing making it hard to focus and in general is overstimulating doesn’t wear on you at all and isn’t at all obvious that it’s only there to keep the attention of the embryos and prevent them from clicking off

[@BobsRottenHeadEnjoyer]

imagine spending 23 minutes 34 seconds explaining what liquid is couldn't be me

[@Epsonea_482]

PyroLIVE is far beyond its Prime

[@chairchoir9429]

Red 40 is allowed in Europe it’s just called Allura Red AC.

[@SpenceMcloser]

the new editor is doing some work

[@MattyGeneric]

Pyro editor's are getting they're Prime with all these editings Edit: Btw Pyro, Sparkling Water haves PFAS and PFOS

[@pspfilms7505]

2000 views in 4 minutes, bro is coming back

[@Phon-YT]

12000 views in 19 minutes, bro is coming back

[@hv4329]

impossible

[@loveableheathen7441]

Thats literally impossible the video is 23 minutes long, that would take st least an hour

[@CRCADAN]

@@loveableheathen7441 ..you do realize views aren’t counted on the whole video watch right ? there’s a minimum to reach before you’re counted as a view

[@loveableheathen7441]

@@CRCADAN do the math bro

[@eino1048]

This is probably the wrong comment section for this but... For anyone confused prime doesn't actually include as much PFAS as you might expect from the initial claim ( 12:47 ). The number comes from if you were to drink nothing but prime for the rest of your life. The claim he made isn't untrue but it's misleading for sure. Also the claimed amount of 0,07PPT (Parts Per Trillion) is not accurate since you can't accurately measure anything below 1,1 PPT.

[@leonand42]

Is there a source for that?

[@eino1048]

@@leonand42 plenty. USA Today has an easy to read article but I really recommend looking into the environmental protection agency's guidelines on PFAS, specifically on national primary drinking water regulation. Prime does have quite a few PFAS chemicals but according to EPA's MCLGs prime isn't over their limit and is legal. Again I recommend you look into this yourself but in short prime does have pfas but not in an amount that a normal consumer would find harmful in any measurable way.

[@striker6738]

True, like I am pretty sure that if it was that dangerous then it wouldn't pass the damm food safety inspection or whatever we do here in the EU

[@eino1048]

@@leonand42 EPA (Environmental Protection Agency)

[@eino1048]

@@leonand42 which part?

[@motuii]

new vegas in the intro was cool

[@lias2880]

Really enjoyed the editing in this one. Good job editor

[@Zinkolo]

Is pyro just blatantly unaware of his most recent controversies and scams?

[@duckmunday]

"These are forever chemicals. Basically, they stay in your body forever" truly a Pyro of all time

[@asadface7892]

The European Union (EU) also regulates the use of Red 40, which is referred to as E129 or Allura Red AC.

[@asadface7892]

That includes the UK

[@geoffjeffgeoffry]

thank you for explaining the Prime Hydration lore British Mudryk

[@GameSharkN64]

3:41 OSU! MENTIONED ⚠️ SYTHO MENTIONED ⚠️ OSU! MENTIONED ⚠️ SYTHO MENTIONED

[@Lonnh]

Pyro casually outing my caffeine addiction being related to Osu! like a sniper and I don't know how to feel abt it

[@myangelzerotwo5837]

Bro i had to do a double take when i heard him mention osu

[@thewrathofdumbledore4867]

Congrats on 1 mill pyro!!!! What? Thought I was gonna harrass you? No this is your day so enjoy❤❤ love you man! Keep it up!❤❤

[@catlovergaming5427]

Incredible

[@asdasdasd23e]

Times are dark when pyro makes sense

[@Deqaying]

me vaping while pyro speaks about how “vaping bad” 😮‍💨

[@catlovergaming5427]

Vaping le bad

[@virno69420]

Vaping not bad. Nicotine very neuroprotective, increases test levels. No carcinogens. "There's metals in it!" Ye same w/ cereal.

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

I drink coffee monster like a gentleman

[@LunarPurin]

No way, editing????

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Here in Spain I literally see Prime bottles being sold on a lot of markets

[@fro0st]

Pyro the truth teller

[@dankinmcspankin3123]

this is a new pyro and i love it. clearly a shift in gears the content is different

[@petemartin998]

Slop slop slop... well at least he isn't bullying children and putting on a gruff voice anymore. Hair is still terrible tho 👌

[@ghostboy463]

"Logan has actually cleaned up his act, he's been a good boy." Except for his crypto scam that he's still not refunded the people for

[@doughnutdave6432]

1:00 When I first skipped 8:54 Pear floral aloe kill 16:00 third skip and talks about opioids 21:00 Pyro glazes logan by saying "Its not that bad, monster has caffeine" ignoring the fact that prime main demographic is children 23:00 He spent way too much time defending logan paul and didnt even talk about ksi 23:34 outro. The music is nice

[@saschaberger3212]

Standard pyro. Thx for saving me time

[@drchocolatetv]

once again your editor is peak using sonic music, this time at the beggining. Love to hear it

[@GoreFest666]

2 views in 13 seconds pyro fell off

[@cantchoosethis804]

real shit

[@nunsense9489]

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

[@oliver1784]

this joke doesnt make sense since youtube doesnt live update the views.

[@cantchoosethis804]

@@oliver1784 shut up nerd

[@Thekngofgames]

​@@oliver1784 shut up

[@kingofecchitv8984]

As I’m on my death bed I’ll be reminiscing on those 2 mid ass prime drinks I had as a 24 year old. Shaking my fist in the air cursing Logan Paul for robbing me of 10 years off my lifespan.

[@TheACTIONZ]

Short answer: It's bad for your health and it's bad as a sports drink, because of artificial sweeteners and too much potassium compared to magnesium and sodium.

[@Argenté28]

Lovin the use of the ost from 'Bully'. Good game, good musics.

[@The_Froggyy]

Pyro's editor has to get a raise, even if it is slop content they deliver high quality slop

[@novadeluxetwo8123]

"red 40 contains benzene" bro failed chemistry class xd

[@HaphasardWards]

Instead of drinking energy drinks; make smoothies.

[@zedres2860]

i feel like logan paid pyro to keep quiet on the darker things.

[@nofun.]

the monster energy zero slammed just to get a new osu high score reference is too real

[@mikdaddario6257]

Pyro using legitimate business from Simpsons hit and run in the background is very cool

[@Boopy588]

"He's cleaned up his image i respect that." Do you not know about him stealing millions of his fans? hello?????

[@IdeaSeeker]

You can tell that this lawyer dude just recieved some serious death threats and knew he had to back off in order for his family to survive

[@MikeCore]

1 in 2 people getting cancer is horrifying

[@chandraray7798]

Normally lawyers will tell clients to "shut the fuck up" but this lawyer is blabbering. If there was a case, he just gave prime the chance to levy a defense, pathetic.

[@overdudetaxes6698]

Pyro really talking about Logal Paul acting like he didn't scam the shit out of his viewers recently

[@most4032]

the slop channel doesn’t deserve editing this good

[@namedogetime8750]

didn't even know the main topic of this video until 8:40 thanks pyro for being a certified yapper

[@NotSoNumb01]

I learned so much that my brain almost exploded cause I couldn’t contain all the knowledge pyro gave

[@Agsotro]

pyro doing the crack addict hands thing when saying prime is mid was a subtle nod to his crippling Caffeine Addiction

[@SeagullSleeps]

bro really explained the logan paul situation 😭

[@Thischannelisdicontinued]

This whole video can be explained in less than 6 minutes

[@TiakOSRS]

The funniest thing about Prime to me was seeing it go for $10 a bottle on release here, and now every single shop has dropped the price and is trying to get rid of the stock as fast as they can because it never sold. They used to put out maybe 20 bottles at a time to make it look exclusive and sought after, but now there are literal crates of it sitting on every shop floor in clearance.

[@BillyFlower-d7r]

"prime cometh before the fall" - sun tzu, The art of war