Queen Spider on South Park

[@bushidotestu1997]

One of the things I loved about this episode was just how completely lost Maxie was throughout the whole despite despite everyone treating it like it was common knowledge

[@herlescraft]

Let's be honest he was rather out of touch with reality... How can you expect to be taken seriously what you don't even know about the giant spider...gee should have stayed in his church in the middle of nowhere.

[@vannsylten6765]

So sayeth the spider.

[@HardTalk_Uk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@vannsylten6765

[@Laughingcoyote1213]

The Queen spiders voice though 😂😂😂 I was dying when she started talking

[@Maser209]

It's a little creepy because it's very similar sounding to a voice I used to do at my sons when they were younger.

[@ouya_expert]

Cartman finally shows his true form

[@troppie7823]

@@ouya_expert ikr

[@lil_half_dead]

I started dying at them chanting for the spider 💀💀😭

[@qaz1109]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZvLl4l6d7mhga8

[@dragonlord316]

Disrespecting the Queen Spider is one thing, but disrespecting the Gelgameks is just unforgivable lol.

[@EternalEmperorofZakuul]

Yeah but no one cares about the gelgameks

[@sonicguyver7445]

Gelgameks are just the Canadians of space.

[@Quinntus79]

He’s Catholic. Everything is forgivable as long as he seeks absolution through the sacrament of Reconciliation.

[@bobydigital2450]

That's what got martin Luther excommunicated

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Let's just forget about the Gelgameks.

[@paulreviews7538]

Father Maxi should be the new Pope

[@robertrowley4929]

I second that!

[@psycholaw4394]

He should read the bible and vatican rules. He dint even know about the holy one. Come on

[@dennisjansson6239]

Agree. He is the ONLY non child abuser. And he protects kids from those. So if he took over i think he should rehire new priests, bishops & cardinals that dont molest children.

[@Coyoteprime]

Dude why do they have child molesters I do not or ever will know why. Besides they’re job is to guide the people to God not harm the innocent.

[@Rogkyui]

I don't even know why or how they hire the child molester, Maxi was right about everything.

[@Motownsports89]

So saith the spider

[@FakeFriendsForever]

😂😂😂😂

[@john.harrison]

Ya that was a load barring magical document you don't want to rip those while inside the building.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

Load bearing

[@mas8705]

Nice to know he skipped the part about asking to change the rule of “not touching little boys,” and went straight into tearing down the foundation.

[@chrisbeaumont4630]

Did this offend you?

[@mas8705]

@@chrisbeaumont4630 Can’t say I was offended, no. Just curious why he didn’t bother asking the giant spider since he could have at least made an attempt. He was just being unreasonable.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

Well she did just say it cannot be changed.

[@luizfelipeferro2679]

One of the most random moments in South Park.

[@MS-Holding]

It is not random! One of Ishtar's aspect was that of Uttu, which was a giant spider. Queen Spider is the Mother Goddess, we Catholics worship. I'm a ministrant. I even served for a famous german Bishop. Did you ever visit church, Mister??? All Hail Queen Spider!

[@mr.l8723]

@@MS-Holding holy shit, he’s right. The spider thing, Ishtar, I googled it. That’s a REAL thing.😅

[@superjare23]

@@MS-Holding "I even served for a famous german Bishop." Oh yea? My great Grandfather is THE Bishop Sheen. :) +1UP

[@micah3331]

It is also a reference too the the 1974 Doctor Who episode with the Giant alien Spider.

[@god-emperorcorey2533]

The one thing I'll never get is how Jesus exists and has his own talk show in South Park yet the Queen Spider is the highest authority of the Vatican. I guess that proves Jesus doesn't condone the Vatican.

[@Qawsed951]

yes the animated comedy show proves that Jesus doesnt condone the vatican

[@reaperscythe1052]

@@Qawsed951 I’m pretty sure he meant the Jesus in the show doesn’t condone the Vatican, which is true, it was the whole plot of ‘Fantastic Easter Special’

[@Qawsed951]

@@bthor3713 The idea of Jesus goes back further than the creation of "the vatican" which most would say happened in the 300's with Constantine. Also, what do you mean by the idea of Jesus? A guy with sandals who talked about peace?

[@Qawsed951]

@@bthor3713 I agree with your message of stopping religious violence. If God is all powerful, then I don't think He wants to use His people as instruments of death

[@BigguBosu117]

On the Easter episode the new pope wanted to kill Jesus.

[@dakotastein9499]

jokes aside that grigorian chant is awsome

[@Rcknrll666]

“What do you ask of me?” 🕷

[@jeffwolcott7815]

Father Maxi is the only real priest here.

[@tommymiller5074]

I agree with you.Father Maxi is absolutely the real priest here too.Matt Stone did a great job playing the voice of this South Park Television Series Animated Character Father Maxi in the South Park Animated Television Show too.I would like to see some videos of Matt Stone recording the voice of this South Park Television Series Animated Character Father Maxi in the South Park Animated Television Show too.Does anyone else agree with me?.

[@tentacool7786]

Oh so that’s why I really love spider so much, it’s cuz I’m catholic

[@emunebula2975]

Obvious conclusion

[@PotterPossum1989]

If you were Baptist, you would have great fondness for potluck dinner.

[@PotterPossum1989]

(troll exits stage right)

[@yohaneschristianp]

Especially black widow

[@yuligamein5502]

Yep you can't troll a room when troll logic is the rooms natural flow

[@JonnySublime]

The pope says we shall ask the highest source. All: ah! 😂😂😂

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

Renouncing one's faith is the true definition of Rage Quit.

[@babyblue28]

As a Catholic I confirm this happens every Sunday

[@williambowes-xt2sm]

This is true, most kids learn about the queen spider before their communion etc can confirm

[@raulbarros8077]

Thou shalt not teach others in internet about the secrets of our religion, so sayeth the spider

[@lycanthropickle]

The queen spider shouldve been a boss in the game

[@godusopp1797]

The Giant Enemy Spider

[@eLite-Tiss91]

Gohma?

[@kalvingoodlaxson]

The Queen Spider’s appearance and voice is based off of the Great One from the Doctor Who story called Planet of the Spiders.

[@darkrai24100]

I knew it looked familiar

[@dennisjansson6239]

Father Maxi should have asked Jesus for help, to stop those pedo-catholics & replace them with NON pedo-catholics & defeat the Queen Spider.

[@robertlovespi6075]

That's easy, since He lives in South Park.

[@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly]

0:38 is the reason I enjoy the scene

[@alejandrocardenas8880]

Saaaaame, but is it a real song

[@fatphobicandproud9003]

@@alejandrocardenas8880 Yes kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWW9k6uPg9eqeac

[@LolLol-ns2ls]

@@fatphobicandproud9003 you saved my live thanks for sharing the link

[@GoodFeel21]

@@fatphobicandproud9003 omqs thanks!

[@CFRF13]

@@fatphobicandproud9003 Segment in this video begins at 0:28 in your link.

[@SpcGiraffe]

One of my favourite scenes lol

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

1:18 the most accurate statement of the date of the Vatican.

[@elplebe1762]

Placing that giant spider there is no coincidence

[@HamTheBacon]

I love that they made Lolth the god of catholics.

[@thomastruant8837]

You didn't know the Catholics are all drow

[@elfodruidacosmico4412]

LOL D&D reference

[@ianmanning4368]

Bullshit came up a LOT in this episode, Queen Spider was the LAST STRAW! LOL

[@Kpimpmaster]

Shit in general mostly from people eating food with their butts

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

I like the idea that they couldn’t get the roof, the obelisk and a few decors on that one building in Vatican City right so they borrowed from the supernatural power of the Documents for that one thing. Ripping it destroyed the structural support

[@jasonjoseph6497]

The spiders voice though😅

[@grandtheftbitcoin]

surprised they didnt have the giant snake statue behind the pope

[@joellerma6572]

Maxi in early seasons was the cartoon of Christianity, a radical man who call satanic anything that wasn't or was again is religion, when Korn visit South Park he make a plan with ghost pirate where he actually kill people, only because he says that Halloween was a celebration from demons. In the episode where the kids start a new religion he scare the child with the idea of them burning in hell and in the end he was found having sex in the confessional. But in this episode they changed is character, a christian who actually follows the moral of a human being, like in the newest season in the episode when he makes friends with butters he protect the kids from some pedophiles and same thing happens in the Fractured But Whole. I don't think is a coincidence that this change happens in the same episode where they talk about nihilism, i think they found out that was better have at least a good christian in a place full of cynics.

[@animemanXLK]

I like how the queen spider has a slightly higher pitched Cartman voice.

[@red_revenant770]

When the ceiling came falling, such a chef's kiss

[@TheAzureNightmare]

We need the Doom Slayer. He's eligible for The Pope.

[@nghekkkk828]

joke funny?

[@DavidRamirez-se2yt]

I think he's more better suit for rabbi, he's Jewish from his father's side and thus likely has some more experience with that. For context his grandfather is Bj blaskowitz from Wolfenstein, and his father is commander keen.

[@troperhghar9898]

Does anyone know what everyone was chanting when they summoned the queen spider?

[@herlescraft]

From what I could understand as Italian "Oh Sacramento, corpo..." Of this I'm certain "... Di santo Cristo" I'd say 85% confidence in this part. Translation would be "oh sacrament, body of the holy Christ" not sure about the meaning tho.

[@DeadFishFactory]

It's base off this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i17FfWaQZtGcr5I

[@RDA000]

Hail Queen Spider

[@Laughingcoyote1213]

Hail the Queen Spider 🙏

[@MrTalkinAlot]

@@Laughingcoyote1213 yall ass can go to hell, if my ass see a goddamn giant spider im getting a goddamn rpg

[@Jarod-te2bi]

1:19 father Maxi, something up perfectly, I’d say this, if I ever got a chance to speak in front of Vatican meeting. They’ve lost touch with what’s going on the outside world, and how the outside world views them.

[@nicksimon7364]

That’s gotta an homage to doctor who planet of the spiders

[@thevintagevaluesexperience4302]

Actually, it's a reference to Yu Yevon, a spider-like God from Final Fantasy X.

[@lordmcsmith]

Funny enough, it reminds me of the short story "A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. It's about a group of townspeople who find an angel washed up on the beach, and for a while, they keep him like a pet in a zoo and charge people to come look at him. But then later on, they all lose interest in the angel and start worshiping (believe it or not) a giant spider woman who comes into town and becomes the hot new attraction. It's an interesting read.

[@HasekuraIsuna]

@@thevintagevaluesexperience4302 _[Citation needed]_

[@albertlincoln1729]

If only..

[@Matthew-xr5be]

"T' hell with the holy document!"..

[@wolfluva24]

If only it were that easy...hundreds of assassins have tried harder

[@jeremytung1632]

Father Maxi should know better than to just rip a load bearing document like that.

[@TheCrayonMan529]

Is Father Maxi supposed to be Martin Luther in this?

[@Fonduede]

0:48 yo is that the tf2 teleporter sound?

[@mynarco_yoyo]

THTAS WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@TheCastellan]

considering the throne room of the vatican looks like a snake skull, who knows what's going down in there.

[@Elriuhilu]

Lol, no it doesn't.

[@lyokohunter88]

0:37 this is like holy music of prayers.

[@matthewcardoza1190]

Yeah, is that an actual prayer chant ( and if so, what it’s name), or was it just composed for this episode?

[@Lightscribe225]

@@matthewcardoza1190 Sancti, venite look that up. It's pretty old

[@codyhall9223]

@@matthewcardoza1190Gregorian chant

[@sonicx78369]

0:37

[@kodajolly2655]

I've been digging to find the song source, no idea what the hell they used

[@versnagt1995]

What s the name

[@tommy2917]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/eWW9k6uPg9eqeac

[@BigguBosu117]

Oh, sacramento *latin *latin *latin

[@ailodd]

Хор священников, музыка: Sancti, venite, Christi corpus🙃😉

[@sillygameronline]

I was never afraid of spiders but the giant one scares me a bit

[@jacobmountford6371]

0:44 ⚠️Flashing Lights!⚠️ Skip to 0:48!

[@Raktaarion]

Disclosure finally 🕸️🕷️🙄

[@fran9201]

I see some bearded Eastern Orthodox priests there. I thougt the Vatican only were Catholics.

[@darklord7069]

The Vatican is only for Roman Catholics. It’s only the writers of South Park that think we’re the same as the Catholics.

[@jacktbc3947]

Dark Lord The creators of south park’s goal is to offend everyone, you fell into their trap.

[@darklord7069]

Jack TBC I was never offended. I’m aware of how they make fun of everything, but there are times when they can’t tell the difference between things

[@god-emperorcorey2533]

@@darklord7069 Yeah that's true. I know for a fact the Gilgameks aren't Catholic Christians but Protestants.

[@superduck6456]

I mean, there are eastern Catholic Churches too. I don’t know how those priests dress, but they probably look somewhat similar to Orthodox priests.

[@SeArCh4DrEaMz]

all hail the mighty great queen spider !

[@spunkflunk]

That spider sound slike miniwinks

[@engel1816]

What's his problem with the gelgameks?

[@reydolla]

Anatómic diferences.

[@jybrdls3647]

How did he make it past the water lizards?

[@FractalCodex7]

Remember the Spider 🕷 when you surf the Web 🕸 The best slaves are the ones who think they are free

[@freddyj5845]

Anyone know the name of the music?

[@shyguy929]

Sancti, venite, Christi Corpus.

[@mathieuleader8601]

sweet doctor who reference

[@NobodyC13]

1:12 Father Maxi is channeling my feelings about Twitter.

[@toainsully]

We're gonna need a lot of anti-buy spray

[@Faulty720]

Is the queen spider supposed to be the giant apider from jon pertwee's final Doctor Who story. It even has the same voice as the doctor who one

[@TurtleMC1993]

"So sayeth the spider" 🤣🤣🤣

[@legitbeans9078]

sayeth

[@TurtleMC1993]

Changed it cheers bro 👍​@@legitbeans9078

[@MiketheTzar]

Back when South Park gave fewer fucks

[@Lightsylvan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i17FfWaQZtGcr5I If you are wondering what the chant is before they summon the great queen spider. It's a celtic hymn for holy thursday.

[@mjbalbo]

I always wonder why most of people in South park is Catholic, when the USA is mostly protestant

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

It takes place in Colorado. Statistically it has one of the highest Catholic populations as a percentage of the state and I think one of the very few where Catholics outnumber Protestants. That being said, someone please contact Fr. Alexander Anderson and have him clean up this heresy at the highest ranks of the Vatican.

[@omarjassar4650]

Priest Maxi HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

[@drendor]

0:33 The Pope says we shall ask the HIGHEST source. 0:36 ALL:AH! 🤔

[@pierren___]

0:38 song name ?

[@dibspace0]

Darude Sandstorm

[@WKZworks]

Well, it would seem Father Maxi has become Samson.

[@kylew.4896]

1:35 literally the only thing the church could do that I would support

[@sonicx78369]

What is the name of that chant they did?

[@Chris-fc7xk]

Yea for real but honestly idk if we'll ever find out sadly

[@sonicx78369]

@Miguel Angel Moreno Escobedo thank you

[@justingame4459]

@Dalton Frik thanks for the link

[@vetarlittorf1807]

Sancti Venite

[@kingbeef66]

I think atheists using a Flying Spaghetti Monster as an insult towards religious fanatics has become tiresome, they should use Queen Spider instead.

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

1:37 clean that up

[@damiangordillo8574]

Mommy and Me West

[@purgejmi]

The holly document of vatican law looks like a KFC Beef burrito when it's rolled up.

[@martinthompson1392]

What episode is this

[@bebankeluarga8532]

What season???

[@kenobi133]

Queen spider cartman

[@holextv5595]

So they are rabbit 🐇 pope, Jesus superhero, and holy spider ?

[@cheshire147]

So sayith the spider lol

[@jamesflowers1295]

See this, this right here? This is how Lutherans happened.

[@gentblue]

They actually nailed their bitching to the front door of the cathedral. The Lutherans didn't mess around!

[@sergeyromanov5560]

ALL: ah

[@penultimate-media4163]

Loth?

[@DouglasLeon-v4v]

Y su alimento es el vigor masculino.

[@patrickphilip777]

They need to do the same with the Talmud.

[@zhess4096]

As a Catholic, I say ALL HAIL THE QUEEN SPIDER Eternal daughter of Judas and Mary Magdalene

[@robertrowley4929]

Who’s Mary Magdalene?

[@enniopaone]

@@robertrowley4929 A female disciple of Jesus who is commonly misidentified as a prostitute.

[@robertrowley4929]

@@enniopaone ok cool. Thanks.

[@thomastruant8837]

We all know that's lolth

[@zfoolish]

This is why Dogma is stupid

[@trap631]

At least it has a happy ending

[@jeepneygang]

I say that's a welcomed change

[@epiccthulu]

Lady Lolth?

[@lordmcsmith]

Eat Pray Lolth

[@kadennelms8419]

Maxi knows Jesus

[@alpergurel5081]

AWESOM-O

[@fe90]

lol

[@RacingCarWannabe118]

This actually makes me not want to be afraid of spiders that much.

[@theanglo-lithuanian1768]

Martin Luther summed up

[@definitelynotthequestion5359]

At least we can see the spider. Unlike God.

[@thomashock2422]

See even Matt Stone and Trey Parker know that the Catholic Church worships a different God than the one written in the Bible!!!

[@davidtucker9498]

And that, dear children, is how Protestantism was born...

[@LUCASJACOTHEAWSOMEkinda]

WORLDWIDE WEB? WTFFF

[@Jarod-te2bi]

I’d love to see father Maxi rip apart pure Flix, those films are making Christianity look worse and ruining a chance as a more people join the faith. If more Christians don’t speak gonna do something about pureflix lose touch completely