r/Brandnewsentence | this is so relatable

[@Mcflirts]

Fun fact, the opposite word for disgruntled is "gruntled." Found this out recently. People should use this word everywhere.

[@thephony1651]

Feelin pretty _gruntled_ today

[@magemerger2243]

Thank you, I will convey this message to the unvierse

[@Junipersautumn]

@ска Bob the bot, is that you?

[@sheevpalpatine3977]

There was a joke about this in the office

[@TEMP3R4TE]

or you could callit disgruntled'nt

[@rttnbns_]

the "aughhhh" sound effect used as a censoring method is one thing that i will always love for how it absolutely cursed it sounds.

[@McPilch]

It is good, but I dunno.. the "beans"(?) one is right up there for me!

[@duc8250]

How about the Siuu

[@EdnaK728]

The one that sounds like one of the aliens from Toy story being sick Or the one that sounds Roger from American Dad saying "wocky slash" that one is up there for me too

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

Even the people who created _The Brave Little Toaster_ said it wasn't for kids. _IT WAS MEANT FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS._

[@marcusdaloia2974]

Yeah that checks out

[@itsthejavavoid]

Dude I gotta watch it where is it available

[@bluekai9577]

0:38 I used to call tomorrow “afterday” when I was little, so this one resonated with me. It’s like the next generation of me not understanding how words worked when I was younger.

[@jeromeymascarenhas6044]

Culinary student, I can absolutely understand fangirling over a knife

[@vulcandor2573]

I mean I took it as the dude was being creepy and overreaching and if he didn’t back off she was going to stab him.

[@zeyata-cicero-herron4608]

Robin hacking up a lung on the wide boots thing made my day lmao man just went and doubled his lifespan with that laugh

[@ksdtsubfil6840]

I think it might be a tall person syndrome, maybe that's why Robin understands… I would imagine.

[@aToxicFlower]

I took a picture of that.

[@SkiggsMoDiggs]

naw, he halved it

[@TheEngieTF2]

"This dog buys a cookie at the bar every day and pays with a leaf" So apparently, the term "Money grows on trees" only applies for animals only

[@scout9593]

I require a dispenser

[@Junipersautumn]

@THIS Bots be bottin

[@Argabo]

@@Junipersautumn r/technically the truth

[@47ratsinahoodie]

Humans = money Dogs = leaves That leaves some weird middle ground for furries 🤔

[@medicgaming6317]

Maybe furries have a point then

[@VTPPGLVR]

5:13 I used to teach English as a Second Language and one student was drawing before class. I asked him what it was and he said it was a fox. I showed him how I draw a fox and showed him a picture of a fox. He said “No, not that.” I was wondering wtf when he said it was a fox in his country. I checked “Tibet fox” and he actually got it spot on!!

[@SketchUT]

Tibet foxes look dumb yet still fox-like but, like, in a good way

[@FoxFireNaruto]

@@SketchUT Like an off-brand fox?

[@SketchUT]

@@FoxFireNaruto yeah like a dog you’d call puppy at any age mixed with a fox

[@TheColSamson]

10:48 is such a genuine laugh that it cleansed my soul

[@nyxx5357]

3:43 Well, I can safely say that this man has never used a computer from the late 90's/early 2000's.

[@citrineelephant6576]

robin saying "motherfucker" like that, even when censored, just hits in a nice way.

[@malbornmabll9782]

@margaretha 2 botbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbotbot

[@malbornmabll9782]

@@datingzonef1653 bot

[@l.c.8475]

10:57 that's an accurate way to explain why a friend of mine is blind his mitochondria aren't feeling up to the task

[@Chillipowww]

As someone with a sexist chihuahua(see, they’re so aggressive that I had to aggressively figure out how to type that): They are the perfect dog for Karen’s. You dislike people? Go! Let it run free, make sure it’s in the space of the other person. Very soon, that person will be ankle-less. Got an annoying someone who won’t shut up and agree with you? Let that thing bark at them and the many scared bystanders! Eventually, none of you will have the ear drums to care, and that dog luckily has the voice of an angel chocking on a pickled onion!

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

Never thought I'd hear people calling chihuahuas sexist but I guess it does fit them since they're feral demons we allow to live with us

[@malbornmabll9782]

@margaretha 2 I WILL NOT STOP MY CRUSADES AGAINST YOU BOT!!!

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

THE BOTS FOUND YOU

[@Chillipowww]

@@V1_Ultrakrill OH GOD

[@Chillipowww]

@@V1_Ultrakrill my dog absolutely hates men. He barks a lot more when they walk past and his hackles raise (unlike when a woman walks past lmao)

[@jakobdiehn6596]

1:50 "those people were freaks" heck aint we all?

[@TurboBronco239]

By fangirling a knife, they mean flailing their arms with a knife in hand, as flailing ones arms is one of the things done in fangirlingd

[@12sorase]

In Denmark, people are in fact hoarding cooking oil so the mayo joke wasn't far off

[@Punky_TallKnightStan]

@we did it hello kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2Spqqlqjaaldw Finally its here. I'm Sans.your a bot.and I typed that link by hand because I'm not a fracking bot.

[@elizar666]

Wait what? Why?

[@12sorase]

@@elizar666 apparently it started out as an issue in Germany, it is related to the Ukraine situation, so when it was stated on the news that there might be a shortage people went out and grabbed every bottle of oil, which actually lead to a shortage

[@timescore5916]

@@elizar666 German fellow here, Unfortunately it's true and it's really annoying... Due to the situation in the Ukraine, many transports than go through the Ukraine or come directly from there cannot deliver or be produced. So the news here warned about shortages for oil, flour, mustard and even more... But they're taking it too far and many people panic and just buy tons of those items. It's so bad that you can't buy flour for weeks because the most people (mostly the elders) are so in panic since they watch the news the whole day, that they start shopping at like 8 am midweek and buy everything they can grab. Took me two weeks until I had a pack of flour. Where I live, there's also signs at some shops now that you aren't allowed to buy more than one package per household, which sucks when you have a whole family. There was also shortage of bread, so people tried to bake their own bread, but since there wasn't any flour left, they grabbed the baking mix stuff. Yeah, it might be a good idea to get two or three bottles of oil and an extra pack of rice, but it's basically the same as with the first quarantines where people bought tons of toilet paper and pasta because the news said "there *might* be a shortage" Long text lol sorry

[@amberkat8147]

@@timescore5916 Considering the world's major exporter of the world's most popular cooking oil, palm oil, decided to ban exports, they're probably ahead of the curve to hoard any cooking oil they can.

[@unholyidiot3676]

6:19 as a guy who both reads perfectly and texts crazy stuff like that, i have a talent of understanding that while still being able to be a normal human being

[@elizar666]

Robin: "you cannot prove I've ever said the f word." Robin less than 4 minutes later: (the f word)

[@previously-._.-katu]

7:00 Nebraskan here. The real reason why we hate the ocean is because we can not stand our fellow states talking about the fact they went to a grainy, vanilla-coloured place surrounded by wet salt over the summer

[@Tojfell]

I almost died, because I laughed at wide boots so hard, that I couldn't breathe

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

are you robin lmao

[@AngryProtoBoi]

Only thing I hope for is that there is a recording of Robin just dying of laughter at the spaced out shoes

[@That_Damn_Plaid_Ram]

Yes, the council has decided on the official translation from 'Tomorrow' to 'Nexterday', it has been spoken...

[@malbornmabll9782]

@margaretha 2 bot i kid you not i will find the person who made you and tar and feather them.

[@zakhindman9969]

I love it

[@vampblckheartofdeath]

Holy shit that's the first time I've heard of someone besides me having nightmares from the Brave Little Toaster. I hated that movie as a kid. The dying air conditioner and the magnet in the junkyard were the worst.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Remember that part with the sad and lonely flower that had a crush on the toaster and died when he got flustered and ran away from it because it tried to cuddle with him?

[@Mel_Bat]

The post about rich teens in movies and irl is so true. I went to a small charter school (not super expensive but really good quality of teaching so there were also people who were very rich but valued education more than monetary status). One of my classmates always said that she only visits her dad during the summer break... Yeah, but we've all known that her dad is a CEO of a cigar factory and has a villa in Switzerland and a mansion in the Philippines (that's just one of the examples that I can think of the top of my head)

[@mothman1307]

favorite brand new sentence from my own life "this soda is gelatinous" left a soda in a mini fridge too long... tasted like soda jello :)

[@TGOArchive]

Robin's laugh brings me joy.

[@malbornmabll9782]

@@datingzonef1653 we will all be dust and yet here we are,both persisting for what,this started as a joke,but now,this is war

[@superfan28]

3:06 this is the scariest paragraph I have ever read

[@TheEngieTF2]

Whoever made that Karen flag is drawing for the wrong people

[@malbornmabll9782]

@@datingzonef1653 i have genuinely become upset at a bot

[@crtG_3983]

@@malbornmabll9782 congrat

[@techbro2007]

As a nebraskan, it is confirmed that we cannot talk about the o word, or even mutter it.

[@junupbox4911]

As someone from Nebraska, we are salty we don’t get beaches. Instead all we have are cornfields.

[@Lyricaalrain136]

COOORN!!! -A corny Nebraskan

[@feelinghealing3890]

3:50 To screenshot stuff that vanishes when not focused, set a delay with the snipping tool. Its the clock symbol

[@RandomKenny]

nah nah nah, i couldnt find the text that actually says send to email. I know about the delay on snipping tool. its just that that was a bit more lengthy to put in the text

[@SiberiaNugget]

1900 people also tried predicting flying firemen. would love to see firefighters with devil wings puting out the flames from the sky high. Let there be rain from the skies with the waters of the demonly firefighters

[@thewall4069]

My guy attracted TWO porn bots at the same time Very impressive

[@alykowalski]

“Hey Nebraskans, what’s your deal? Why do you hate the oceans so much?” BECAUSE THEY’RE FAR AWAY, ROBIN. I don’t hate them. I just can’t see them, therefore, they don’t exist. Stop lying to us!

[@Lyricaalrain136]

Precisely, fellow Nebraskan! All we know are RIVERS.

[@theultimategamer9240]

"Everyone in favour of changing 'tomorrow' to 'nexterday' say aye!" AYE!

[@italldependsonlee]

3:01 As someone in the OSC, this conversation occurs normally.

[@TheEpicWerdo]

Was looking for this type of comment

[@catguy5425]

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

[@Amazonianarya]

7:20 Dude, I have that problem with rice. I literally made a batch of rice to put in my lunch the next day, and I sat there shoveling forkfuls of it into my mouth directly out of the cooker. Idk how much rice I ate but the total amount was gone in under 24. The worst part? this was 2am yesterday

[@fernandomarques5166]

Freshly cooked, steamy rice does have that effect

[@demonkiller7376]

I love the small AUGHHHs as censorship

[@norathecatwitch3601]

2:36 * Stares in The Owl House, season 1 episode 6 -Hooty's moving hassle *

[@Knightess]

3:06 This is a mood I can completely relate to.

[@theepicshifter1251]

Aye, that sounds alot better than Tomorrow. Upgrades people...

[@sauces7465]

i think the whole emkay cast should be in a video on r/askreddit and answering questions

[@l.mikallieanderson7127]

Me: *sees a meme about Ohio that isn’t political* Me: oh yeh. I live there.

[@malbornmabll9782]

@margaretha 2 IVE BEEN GOING THROUGH THE COMMENTS YOU CANT ESCAPE BOT!!!!!!!!!

[@anonimanonim2710]

5:05 is basically the classic yoga philosophy, minus the witch lol

[@chikoritapkmnfg7331]

AYE!! Ban tomorrow from dictionaries!

[@HystericalPanda290]

Aye We gotta get a petition going now

[@subspacereactions]

Aye

[@WeirdSeaSiren]

Aye

[@baba........_yaga]

Aye

[@lordnewman8026]

Aye

[@zselimegmen8714]

Aye

[@SomeIceGuy]

I believe it should be called noterday, as no is the opposite of yes.

[@PeakLinear]

"No, no, he's got a point"

[@smile-tl9in]

9:37 a barbarian wrote this. A barbarian that took the chef feat

[@leizorblade]

5:15 i love how this implies hatsune miku was in the bible

[@siyustuff213]

i love how the outro credits still remain for like a fraction of a second at the end of the video

[@perseus_0884]

Aye nexterday is WAY better than tomorrow

[@S-IX]

aye

[@thescotishclonetrooperecho7773]

Aye

[@delutiis2939]

Aye

[@Val-ek1xu]

Aye

[@robottoastalice2606]

Aye

[@rinarou_]

I love making new sentences. Mostly when they are out of context.

[@C-Midori]

@margaretha 2 nice opinion. one small issue. i am inside your höme. i’m raymond, the cat you all know and love

[@malbornmabll9782]

@MONICA------👇💋 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THERES ANOTHER!!!!!im done here,but be warned,i cast a hex upon thou makers,along with the REST OF THESE WRETCHED BOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I cANT TAKE IT ANY MORE,for any human reading this,i beg of you,carry my torch and continue my legacy.

[@wilfiegoodliffe9215]

rhinoceros translates to nose horn.

[@malbornmabll9782]

@margaretha 2 BOT!!!!

[@minecrafter3448]

“Snort Parmesan, kill the gods.”

[@WitchLaBefana]

Excuse me good sir, but as a woman of culture I was not going to put "eye" as a replacement for "aye." I was going to post a picture of a bloodshot eyeball.

[@realityconfusedme5044]

10 seconds in and im already scarred

[@dogkuny]

1:23 he sounds like that gay alien from lilo & stitch

[@Shroomy_Boi]

0:48 Aye

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

Can confirm as someone who goes to a rich private school, everyone is convinced they don't have that much money. Even though they pay $8 for lunch every day, don't eat half of it, and talk about going to Disneyland or other countries, sometimes multiple countries, every single vacation. I am so glad that I'm self aware because these kids do not know how much they take for granted.

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

I'm talking a small lunch too, the food at my school is so overpriced 😭

[@supremelordofknives]

So the Brave Little Toaster wasn't just a figment of my imagination, thank goodness

[@willosotherworld7109]

Isn’t it interesting to go outside and see all of the flags people hang up as their family crest, we need to admit peoples’ houses as official countries. All in favor? Also, aye to making tomorrow nexterday

[@v1ncewhite764]

0:01 r/miyddlyterrifying

[@nickjeffery536]

The store full of mayo was just preparing for the Cinco De Mayo rush...

[@heartfulhex3619]

1:19 Evil Printer from the Mike & Zach Skits - **voiced by Robin**

[@RaptorNX01]

as someone that used to be a huge fan of demolition derbies. i ALWAYS put my money on the crown vic station wagons.

[@professorariel]

Wait wait wait. The brave little toaster exists? It's not a dream or something I made up to fill in the first three years of my memory? Dang. I gotta get on finding somewhere to watch it.

[@amanda021174]

3 "Ayes" for Nexterday! Me & my 2 cats agree & now that is my word of the day!

[@catisyellen9877]

Wow, I never heard Robin crack tf up before. Man that one killed him!

[@DrelvanianGuardOffic]

"Flat Hotdog Meat" is a good description for Baloney. And Potted Meat can be referred to as "Mashed Hotdog".

[@Jivvi]

6:17 "I'm a professional reader." reads "putrefaction", says "putrification"

[@MaryArts]

I wasn't thinking anything. Just pokerface at the screen. It is 2 AM and suddenly 5:15 came up. It caught me so off guard. I laughed so my butt off 😂😂

[@maysee2515]

I actually quite like "nexterday" as a word with how well it matches yesterday

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

"Biblically Accurate" Hatsune Miku: Silence. The audio: Understandable, have a gre- *zzzt*

[@amberkat8147]

We don't hate the ocean in Nebraska. It's just VERY far away from us.

[@drrocketman7794]

Makes your brain start honking like a goose 😆 🤣 I laughed so hard I farted for 3 seconds

[@speeder3235]

Help. Why did the editor use that snore for censoring. This made the video literally unwatchable for me because the moment I hear it I have to pause the video so I don't drown out the narrator with my choking from trying to not laugh.

[@Sem-ThatOneFan]

5:21 that sentence makes me very uncomfortable

[@woahtherebud01]

Overmorrow is one of my favs

[@rc_awesome]

On the subject of “Nexterday” I say “Aye”

[@Bridgahid]

2:12 The Lion King is MESSED UP, and so, why do people consider it a kid’s movie? The main character (Simba)’s uncle purposely pushed Simba’s dad into a stampede of animals and Mufasa (the dad) got TRAMPLED TO DEATH, and Scar (the uncle) intended to kill Simba next (if I remember correctly). Disney pretty much ALWAYS has at least the mom or dad of the main character die in some tragic way, and still calls it a kid’s movie/show. Wtf, Disney?

[@Knightess]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[@ujlt7198]

OUR SKULLS BIG JELLY BOWLS IS AN AMAZING BRAND NEW SENTENCE

[@yellowsnails]

As a Nebraskan, ive never seen the Ocean before.

[@bobaobsessed]

All in favour say “Aye!” “AYE!”

[@durk5331]

I'm sorry but any state on the Great Lakes should Not be considered landlocked and especially not Doubly Landlocked... >.>

[@proql4612]

aye because I love how nexterday sounds

[@jaidenheger20005]

Aye laddy nexterday, is in my books the true definition of the word tomorrow.

[@sonic_fluff6402]

AYE AYE, CAPTAIN

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

The midichlorian is the powerforce of the cell

[@SouterTF]

0:43 "Aye"

[@hor1zonxd848]

OOOh that boot trick was good

[@netherqueen5891]

AYE we need nexterday

[@sarahussain1579]

"That face can look like many face from different angle & size it'll just feel like you have seen but you never did" - ABID Me: How emotional its so beautiful so inspirational 😢

[@calmbubble7223]

6:12 - I think they meant to say something more like this… “That face can look like many faces from different angles & sizes, it’ll feel like you’ve seen it before, but you never did.” But for it to make more sense, probably more like this: “That face looks like a different face from different angles, it feels like you’ve seen the faces, but you never did.” But if you want it to fit the subreddit: “MEATLOAF IS LOAF OF BREAD OR LOAF OF MEAT + 7 DIVIDED 69 MULTIPLIED BY 420 EQUALS SINK”

[@spoons641]

Aye nexterday. I have add it to my dictionary all ready. I'm glad I did.

[@jxnni_xo]

aye it just makes so much more sense! tomorrow?! that’s in the past! vote nexterday for a better future!!

[@intentionalfailure9455]

Nexterday should be the day after tomorrow since there's no word for that

[@vivianniu3493]

"ay wye ee"

[@matthanson6558]

It's nexterday when I watched this

[@juIianstag]

3:00 emkay found the inanimate insanity fans 💀💀