r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - I'M SUING... what.

[@Mewse1203]

I like how that "meat is racist" lady was trying to make a point about racism...and used a ton of racial sterotypes.

[@aaronmccullers384]

While also not realizing that white people can be Jewish or the decendants of Jews that fled the Holocaust.

[@ghst5924]

Mmmm yeah just leave all meat for us XD

[@Sly-Moose]

And the fact that Jewish people don't even eat meat (I think). XD That's why Kosher exists, right? And why they don't eat meat during the Jewish holidays. Edit: Ok, everyone. A bunch of people already answered my question. You can stop now. Ty

[@Aziara86]

@@Sly-Moose nah they eat meat, just not pork or shellfish. Only ruminants, non predatory birds, and some fish.

[@Mewse1203]

@@Sly-Moose kosher isn't vegetarian, but to keep meat kosher the meat has to be prepared and cooked a certain way.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: The Siberian Tiger is the largest, most powerful cat and can weigh upwards of 850lbs (385.5kg) Lol, I’m say the largest NATURAL big cat. I know ligers and other hybrids exist, but they would not exist without human intervention…

[@darkgeneral0192]

Nice lmao

[@RCAFleetwood1961]

Bruv, nice to know

[@gracetempest4932]

That is very useful and I want to pet one.

[@oneinthechamber9376]

I'm going to eat at PANDA NOW 🐼 🍜

[@dinocatgaming2127]

I knew this. I'm a cat expert UwU. I speak fluent cattish. My cat thinks I'm a cat. I'm not. My cat is weird though, maybe it's just him (Edit: I just realised that this actually looks like I'm a furry joking about being a human. I'm not. I act like a cat sometimes but I wouldn't describe myself as a furry. Just a hooman with a cat's personality. The terms "UwU" and "hooman" I use cause if the click. Idek furries are cool tho)

[@penguioon4251]

He both says the most cursed things possible while also using the family friendly versions of words

[@sidrat2009]

I want to believe it's natural instinct however I'm ready to believe it takes many takes and a few hours practice to get the inflection just natural. Not everyone can read text with as much charisma. It's certainly NOT the way to present a night time story to anyone if you want them to sleep. I think that's a different channel.

[@penguioon4251]

@@sidrat2009 i dunno man i use the click videos to help me sleep

[@zarzee8925]

FRICK

[@theworstgamer5967]

He said fuckin 15:25

[@Deadpool-ri3rq]

@@theworstgamer5967 No he didn't?

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

Things that don't require effort: -Effort Nice job there, fam

[@Nanbread-bw7nq]

our school has a poster like this on its website and I’m pretty sure it was “things that don’t require intelligence” originally

[@VictoriaEMeredith]

@@Nanbread-bw7nq I used to have this in my classroom, and the title was “Things that don’t require talent.”

[@Nanbread-bw7nq]

​@@VictoriaEMeredith oh yeah, that would be it, thx!

[@ErutaniaRose]

I remember overhearing two guys talking in gym class and they were discussing what a woman is and trans women. And, it went as follows (paraphrasing a bit from memory) : "So, what do you think a woman is?" "Someone who can have a baby and has periods and a uterus." "So...girls and women who are infertile or have medical issues, or have had hysterectomies are not women?" "Oh-wait, uh...no, they are!" "So trans women are women because being a woman doesn't depend on being able to give birth." "Oh....you're right." I am so grateful to have witnessed that moment.

[@crazydog3307]

women, are biological females, and trans women, are guys who want to look like women, essentially.

[@diimidosemineral9261]

OK that’s actually hilarious😂

[@CatLeone2003]

At least it took a turn for the better. Pretty funny.

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

All he had to say is that a woman is an adult human born with female reproductive organs.

[@imperialdebauchery5988]

A woman is a person whose anatomy, when healthy and unaltered, is capable of producing ova. If you must rely on a person's ignorance of reproductive biology in order to validate your otherwise unsupported beliefs about yourself, that's not a win.

[@DanjasLP]

I like to think that click censors himself by, replacing things like "sex" with "naughties", when he talks irl aswell

[@robertnett9793]

You mean, just out of reflex :D, yeah I can see this...

[@thisisasupersayin376]

When he makes a purchase and has to put his billing address, he just writes "Blorp"

[@robertnett9793]

@@thisisasupersayin376 AND: Everybody knows exactly what he meant, they never missed a delivery or got him something he didn't order...

[@Depressed_Spider]

Heck, I can feel him shape MY everyday language like that.

[@simonginger3179]

@@robertnett9793 I started doing that after I got tiktok now I say unalive irl 🤣

[@allisontrouten6891]

"Science will never be able to create DNA filled sperm" Lesbian couples who have children who have both of their genes: well here's the thing-

[@kornaros96]

That's already a thing here and screwit years...

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

I miss read that and had to do a double take cuz I was like wait wouldn't that be like hyper incest if you had a child with yourself, then I remembered that there's 2 people in a relationship

[@lawrencelopez9839]

is there a term for this? I can't seem to find it on google

[@ViridianFlow]

@@lawrencelopez9839 I don't believe it's got a specific name yet, but spermatogenesis is the process of sperm cells differentiating from earlier stem cells so that's the process they are using to take other stem cells (mostly from bone marrow I think?) and then inducing them to develop into sperm cells. But basically yeah, we can create incubation pods to mimic the female body environment and we can induce other stem cells to create sperm. I'm not sure if we can create female eggs yet, but we're one Elon Musk level insane billionaire from having Matrix like baby farms without men or women (besides the scientists doing the actual work obviously) And just as soon as it's cheaper for them to grow human workers like that than it is to pay people wages or purchase an AI Robot to do the job, that's where capitalism will go if we don't stop big companies running the world for profit. That got very conspiracy theory at the end, sorry.

[@izzysmith105]

I would 100% read a book titled 'Science, According to the Internet' Someone should write that, definitely

[@blueStarKitt7924]

Yes.😂

[@Gormathius]

Mmm yes, STIENCE!

[@KittyGratkie3261]

Honestly it seems like a perfect setup for a dystopian science fiction book. Where the world was ruined by people coming up with fake things and discrediting science and the whole plot is rediscovering concepts and the such until the world has been fixed.

[@Gormathius]

@@KittyGratkie3261 Sounds kinda like Idiocracy if it was actually good.

[@dracofirex]

"Women only get their period on the full moon! Sit down!" Me, bleeding right now: Hold my waxing crescent.

[@lowkeyemilia]

they're right tho, didn't you know that us, women, are werewolfs?

[@anastasiao4036]

@@lowkeyemilia Ah yes. I forgot about that. Once in a full moon, us woman will show our true forms as werewolves.

[@dracofirex]

@@lowkeyemilia Awoooooo!

[@GoAway3729]

So that’s why when a woman is on her period, she gets angry, grows hair all over her body and rips out my organs

[@BeJustRin]

that shit really happend?

[@BloodrealmX]

The statement "I don't do pronouns." literally begins with a pronoun.

[@randomwhatever5403]

I remember when I first started thinking about potentially teaching English language I thought it would be easy, but then how many stupid shit native speakers say makes me realize how important properly teaching is. Had to argue online with a dude online litterally lying about the basic grammer of they to a noneglish native who was confused on more then one occasion. It both motivates and discourages me from getting me english as a foriegn language teaching certificate in the future because dear god ill just have to be reminded how badly we teach our kids

[@blueStarKitt7924]

😂😂😂 Yes!

[@coltydoodledoof8237]

You know that's not what they mean, you know someone's wrong when they twist words to sound correct.

[@Icommitwarcrimestoo]

@@coltydoodledoof8237if you cant convey your point correctly and contradict yourself, clearly ur the one in the wrong.

[@monoduck]

​@@coltydoodledoof8237 You just used they as a nongendered pronoun!

[@EAZZEE]

(not so) fun fact: Alan Turing was actually gay, and he was forced into conversion therapy. it made him so depressed that he, well, ended his own life. it really sucks that humanity is so terrible they'd force a man (who literally invented the first computer) so deep into depression that he'd kill himself, purely because he was attracted to men.

[@MissCaraMint]

Yeah he was a major war hero, and for his service he was destroyed. It’s fucked up.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

It's not actually known if it was suicide. The evidence is entirely consistent with accidental poisoning, and he (supposedly) took the conversion therapy better than you'd expect (although it's entirely possible that he was feigning his positivity). Check the death section of his Wikipedia page. It's pretty interesting.

[@EAZZEE]

@@JoeThomas-lu6fy i'd just like to say, nobody really "takes conversion therapy well". and he did probably feign his positivity.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

@@EAZZEE I didn't say well, I said better than expected. Also, you should just look at his wiki page.

[@DanaTheInsane]

@@JoeThomas-lu6fy They chemically castrated him with hormone therapies.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

To clarify the beating thing: in Medieval England there were laws that related the price of bread to the price of the wheat used to make it. Bakers who were found to be “cheating” their customers by overpricing undersized loaves were subject to strict punishment, including fines or flogging. Even with careful planning, it is difficult to ensure that all of your baked goods come out the same size; there may be fluctuations in rising and baking and air content, and many of these bakers didn’t even have scales to weigh their dough. For fear of accidentally coming up short, they would throw in a bit extra to ensure that they wouldn’t end up with a surprise flogging later. In fact, sometimes a baker’s dozen was 14-just to be extra sure. Now adays that's.... not a thing anymore

[@etourdie]

Good luck suing Newton, it's been over 15 years since anyone has seen or received correspondence from him, so I'm pretty sure he's legally dead

[@meggubravo8373]

But he's not illegally dead We're going to go above the law to sue Newton

[@Aras14]

"it's been over 15 years" Well... your not wrong...

[@DarcOne13]

@domovoi butler Sadly, it wouldn't be the first time they put a corpse on trial.

[@YTDariuS-my6dg]

@@DarcOne13 it's about that one pope isn't it

[@YasugoLiehu]

@@Aras14 No yeah, it's true, 295 years is longer than 15 years, last time I checked.

[@kristinewalberg2938]

Weird fact that I learned while working at a medical center: early in a pregnancy, amniotic fluid is mostly composed of water, but as the pregnancy progresses, more and more of the fluid is made up of the fetus's urine. Doctors can tell there's likely something wrong with the baby's kidneys if the volume of amniotic fluid is too low. So, yes, prior to birth, that beautiful little baby is floating in a bag of pee. On a different subject, IQ is pretty much BS that doesn't measure much of anything. My IQ tested ridiculously high, not because I'm Stephen Hawking (sometimes I'm reasonably smart, other times, to say the least... not so much. What I do have is a strange knack for taking standardized tests.

[@xerxeskingofking]

when did you take the test? IQ is normalised vs the average of all similar aged persons taking the test. so a score of (say) 132 at age 16 would put you in the top 2%....of 16 year olds. that doesnt mean your objectively "smarter" than the 30 year old administering the test.

[@0Clewi0]

I knew at least part was piss but not sure how much urea is there at the end

[@tatiana4050]

@@xerxeskingofking iq does stay pretty consistent over the course of life. But what iq tests don't measure is ability to apply knowledge into practice which in everyday life is what intelligence comes down to.

[@adeliecn1763]

@@tatiana4050 agreed ! It also fails to test other forms of intelligence (eg social). Basically an IQ test only tests your ability to take an IQ test.

[@captaineflowchapka5535]

IQ don't mesure inteligence as Ana nas said , it more the logical capability like a a graphic card benchmark test , u can have a super strong computer and if the software is poorly done well your are dumb

[@rebeccacheasley9193]

As someone who was medically diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia I can say that they are not fake. ADHD is however like being possessed by your self.

[@aveyondfan1802]

You put it in words!

[@alicine-sims8988]

Yep! Definitely not fake things! Part of the reason that we have more people showing symptoms for ADHD, Dyslexia and Autism then we did in the past that people tend not to consider is the fact the world is becoming less friendly as a whole with all the new technology. Things used to be a lot quieter, you had less things to distract you, say 100 years ago? The reading requirements of the average person where much lower as well.

[@IDrawstuffsometimes]

I choked on my water reading the last sentence

[@diimidosemineral9261]

@@IDrawstuffsometimes Me too and it’s totally accurate, I hate that😂

[@mandi8345]

"ADHD is however like being possessed by your self" As a fellow ADD HD (back when they made the distinction) diagnosed child, truer words have never been spoken! Like....seriously, Im stealing that to use when describing to people what its actually like, and why being bored at a boring thing doesnt make them ADD.

[@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912]

Man the times I had to defend my ADHD diagnosis to random strangers is innumerable. At this point now my quick shut down to one of their crack pot opinions is to ask them to show my the primary scientific research article that supports their claim.

[@blueStarKitt7924]

Sorry for what you go through.🙏❤️

[@aprilia8222]

Still believe that a soldier engaging in combat only being 6 times more likely of getting killed than a woman in a relationship is vile. Only 6 times. They literally fight with firearms. Killing is like, a huge part of war. Killing is NOT supposed to be a big part of being in a relationship.

[@Broadpaw_Fox]

This. I took that slide as having a different meaning. It was more of an awareness thing than a danger comparison. Everyone knows that war is dangerous and deadly, but I didn't realize there were that many murders in that catagory over that time period. Something to be aware of, for sure. Something to talk about and reduce, as well.

[@kissit012]

@Gareth Tucker relationships are difficult if you have poor social skills and are a poor judge of character/ terrible person. It should not ever be harder that war or straight up murdering people, hence the difference in mentality and approach by men vs women. Women should absolutely be extremely cautious engaging with men with this knowledge

[@comradewindowsill4253]

There's a statistical problem here tho. men go to war a lot less than women are in relationships. if they gave percentages then maybe we could draw conclusions about relative risk, but as it stands it doesn't really say anything meaningful. you'd need to not only count #deaths/#total for both men at war and women in relationships, but also divide each number by a length of time to make them equivalent. length of deployment is usually something you can get stats on, but length of relationships is quite varied. Does going on two dates with a tinder serial killer and getting murdered put you in this number, or is that not long enough to qualify as a relationship? what if there's a correlation between certain lengths of relationship and being more likely to get killed? The sad thing is, if they had gone through the data that rigorously it could have given us actual useful insights rather than just being used as a shock number.

[@aprilia8222]

@Gareth Tucker Are you... Trying to justify murdering women...?

[@afaneia]

To be honest, this "only" is a bit exaggerating if you think about it. If a chance is 15% (still alot but for the sake of math, one in seven dies), 6 times that is 90% (so 1 in 10 survive). Since we don't lose half of an army to every war, we can suppose that the soldier's chance of survival is higher than 50%. With this math, imagining an absolute maximum (aka the impossible worst scenario) of 50%, the first percentage is around 8%, so around 1 every 13. Still pretty high, but also taken from a basically impossible scenario.

[@elma2985]

What I hate about that woman who talked about queer people unaliving themselves being because they “felt guilty about rebelling” is that she implies that they deserved it. No one should ever feel like that about themselves and I want if there’s a single person that feels like that and happened to read this comment to know that it’s not your fault. In fact, it’s not even a bad thing. Be who you are and know that there are people out there that believe your experience is true and that they support you no matter what.❤️

[@patriciamonje6741]

With her logic everyone who has had plastic surgery should be having the same guilt

[@christinewalker7242]

I second this. About 10 years ago at the end of primary school, I almost offed myself due to bullying and them making me believe I was worthless and only caused inconvenience and harm to other people. The only reason I didn't is I couldn't bare the thought of making my mum, dad and sister who love me so much feel so bad when those feelings weren't their faults at all. I thought I was weak and selfish at the time. 6 years later, during my year 12 year, at a different school, I was the Performing Arts Tech Club Leader, Environment Captain and Indigenous (Australia) Interest Group Co-Captain all during the same year and brought so much good to the school. Now, I am reaching the end of uni and finishing training to help on film projects in the audio department where more people are needed where I live and I am about to walk 100km over 48 hours for charity for the first time at the end of March. There have been so many people who I have met and made connections with and so much good I have done that I wouldn't have been able to do if I had offed myself back 10 years ago. Just wanted to share that as you could think you are selfish or weak for not taking that action, but it takes strength to continue in such a horrible situation and you can easily prove those people wrong, given time. I have had to have counselling due to those experiences which helped me tremendously and I would recommend that as with help, it still took me 5 years to get back on my feet. It is not quick, but it is worth it and so are you.

[@frankm.2850]

I really detest conservatives for exactly this sort of shit. The whole ideology is centered on hating anything different and punishing people who aren’t just like you for existing. They’re fighting a battle they will continually lose by it’s very nature.

[@commonhousehuman]

​@@christinewalker7242 Epic come back story keep going🔥🔥🔥🔥(I hope i can become worth somthing)

[@SingingSealRiana]

she is not implying it, she is outright saying it

[@Lunar994]

27:32 I remember a really neat take on this question: The feathers are heavier. Bricks are just bricks, but if you're carrying 200 pounds of feathers, you're also carrying the weight of what you've done to those poor birds.

[@d00r_fr4me7]

Thats what i always use to answer the question lol

[@charliefey8974]

And if your name happens to be Shale, you carry that weight with glee.

[@neoqwerty]

@@charliefey8974 But are the bricks made from the remnants of the golems the Grey Warden slaughtered?

[@KyrieChii]

Technically you don't have to have plucked them while alive (thus robbing them) or killed them for their feathers... You could've collected them after they molted or naturally died, for an extended period of time/from a large amount, until you ended up with enough to weigh 100 lbs.

[@evilpotato1534]

but bricks will be heaver if you mean £

[@Eupleres]

25:19 As an autistic person with an above average IQ, i can say that body language = IQ is bonkers. I have been struggling with body language and social cues my whole life but that doesn't mean i am stupid. Also, I couldn't care less about IQ because it is very subjective and doesn't cover the majority of a person's intelligence.

[@CrystalLynn1988]

Same. Some people rightly assume I'm autistic but then they switch how they speak to me. They start talking down to me like I'm a child or start talking slowly as if I can't comprehend words. I understand people don't know how to interact with me but treating me Iike I'm handicapped is so demeaning.

[@ferretqueen2908]

There's also the general idea of it matters more what you do with your IQ. Like you can have an IQ of 150 but if you drop out of high school and just play video games, that's less impressive than someone with an IQ of 80 working hard, getting a degree, and fulfilling their goals.

[@tzisorey]

"The 200 pounds of bricks is heavier, duh" The irony of someone so dense, not understanding density.

[@caligo7918]

the 200 pounds of feathers are heavier, because you also have to carry the weight of the things you had to do to the poor birds to get all the feathers ;)

[@mousemilly136]

Also the word feather is waaaaaaaaay longer than brick. So since it’s bigger it weighs more.

[@tzisorey]

@@mousemilly136 Plus, how much more packaging do you need for a ton of feathers, than you'd need for a ton of bricks?

[@shaggyplays5210]

@@caligo7918 I mean Birds molt naturally who says you had to do anything to the birds to get the feathers?

[@coolgreenbug7551]

I don ge it bu steel is heavier than feters

[@lulub517]

I almost choked to death on a chip when you said “Cis women are now men” so casually.

[@Decayingcandycorn]

as a transmasc, I found that part very funny

[@AxolotlsAreAxolotls]

Well they are because I say so.

[@bellerain381]

As a cis woman/tomboy, I’ll paraphrase God from Bruce Almighty “I’m not one for blaspheming, Bruce, but that one made me laugh!”

[@ExoAether]

My favorite conspiracy. Gender was created by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms, as separating people by gender would mean every business would have to have at least two bathrooms, one for each gender.

[@triplej755]

There should also be a subreddit of people being unconfidently correct.

[@-_marvin_-]

"Inflation doesn't exist, so make more money" has to be one of the most self defeating arguments ever... 😁

[@DudeTheMighty]

"Inflation doesn't exist! Let's change that!"

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Also the sign on thing that take no effort. Effort was on the list. How the actual frick does effort not require effort.

[@aaljustaal1890]

"Inflation isn't real" is fun because it's technically right. Click says it in the video, but yeah, we've decided on the system and trapped ourselves in it. We've made the concept of inflation real by making money, and assigning it value, and deciding that inflation, and economies, and whatever have to be a thing, but if we all collectively just agreed to give each other things the universe would not collapse in on itself. Sure, "economies would collapse" but if there was never the concept of an economy then there would never have been anything to collapse. I just think the weight placed on human concepts is interesting to think about

[@matheussanthiago9685]

''inflation isn't real, as a vore enthusiast myself... ''

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@matheussanthiago9685 okay .......

[@arose92795]

As a person with adhd, being diagnosed and treated pretty much made me an entirely different person in a positive way. It’s not made up…

[@darksmiley5081]

Completely agree. Now that I have meds, I can perform better in life in general - school is a lot easier, I can think more clearly, and my mood is more stable. I mean it's not perfect, but still a huge improvement! I hate when there are people saying it's a made up condition, especially only focusing on the part of not being able to focus, like, it's so much more than that, and I think a lot of people don't realize :/

[@JunoGaylord]

adhd also has other symptoms than low attention span I would know I have it also how thefaq can someone profit off inventing a disorder

[@Denbrr]

Adversity is character building. People who don't face adversity are losing in life. It's weird but true.

[@Sonnenanbeterin1991]

i got furious as a teacher too, its so often used as an excuse.. glad you got the help you needed

[@GreenSpyro]

Honest question, i have a problem concentrating in doing work. But i don't see myself being as an easily distracted person, and when it comes to enjoyable hobbies, as gaming or daydreaming new stories (usually for dnd) i tend to be able to concentrate. Is it possible to have some minor degree of adhd? Or i am just a lazy ass, and i need to find a way to focus on my work? If its the latter, do someone has any tips to concentrate other than music? Is hard to listen to music when one of the things i have to do is edit/translate videos.

[@silo9304]

“Things that don’t require effort: effort” Makes sense

[@onilink0thefur]

Literally what I was going to point out. So sad he didn't notice it

[@VictoriaEMeredith]

Pretty sure it was supposed to be titled, “Things that don’t require TALENT.”

[@Bdawg9891]

Love when Mark does a Swedish accent when he already has a Swedish accent. ❤️ 🇸🇪

[@tem3977]

This is one of the top comments yet no replies 😱

[@Titancameraman64]

his names mark i never new that for 3 years

[@MauveMimi]

As a cis girl who has pcos (meaning I have a higher testosterone level than usual), I guess I am a manly man now.

[@ohokay4663]

all the trans guys with pcos watching: GENDER EUPHORIA

[@astridmaack4516]

Wait that’s what pcos means? I thought it meant you had stronger bleeding during your period. Sorry if this is random lol

[@MauveMimi]

@@astridmaack4516 actually my pcos stopped me from having my period. I was told I had a higher amount of testosterone which is why I had to take birth control now to regulate them. You are more hairy 🫠. Google says about testosterone: Many women with PCOS are found to have an imbalance in certain hormones, including: raised levels of testosterone A hormonal disorder causing enlarged ovaries with small cysts on the outer edges.

[@astridmaack4516]

@@MauveMimi oh I see. I just remember thinking it was about the amount you bleed since that’s what I heard about. I hope the elevated level of testosterone isn’t too much of a bother Wouldn’t mind if my period stopped. Getting kinda tired of it lol

[@MauveMimi]

@@astridmaack4516 i was so sad when I learned i had to force my period back because I was enjoying my life period free :(

[@Paugodio]

The "eating meat is racist" girl actually made me lose higher brain functions for a minute. Had to wipe the drool off my table after basically passing out.

[@thespudzter9725]

It's satire

[@benwagner5089]

Here, have a ham sandwich to boost your brain function back to normal after watching that clip.

[@ohokay4663]

​@@benwagner5089 NO not a ham sandwich. try fish instead, the omega 3 fatty acids are much better for brain function

[@krankarvolund7771]

Especially as brisket is a popular dish in ashkenazi culture (not all jews) since the 1700s, nothing to do with Shoah ^^'

[@michaelemaurer5383]

We have people like this in my little leftist town. My husband was almost de-liberalized by their nonsense. I call them the "hysterical granola crowd." I haven't heard the local ones make this particular link, though.

[@yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198]

I had a nurse tell me not to carry my phone in my bra because it causes cancer. My obgyn came in and I asked and he looked at me long and hard and said “I have never in my entire career heard of that happening”. 😂😂😂

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

I’d say don’t carry it in your bra because it might not secure it properly and your phone might shatter when if it hits the ground

[@Jesse-ej6jo]

Ah yes, ADHD is 100% fictional. That's why beating treated for it has helped me immensely and is most definitely a large part of why and how I've managed to accomplish all the things I have in life. And also why, if I accidentally don't take my medication one day, I feel absolutely terribly and can absolutely notice the difference.

[@coruscaregames]

God, if I miss my meds, I have to wear pants to bed or I feel every single hair on my leg against my blanket

[@neoqwerty]

The incel guy isn't even correct: we're closer to being able to fertilize an egg with another egg than we are to being able of making functional uterii, because turns out incubation isn't just a womb, it's also filtering out the baby's toxins, a natural form of IV nutrition, it monitors the fetal hormones and helps the various growth stages happen... Basically the best bet for men would be cloning... using a surrogate. (Or womb transplants and a lot of estrogen to make sure the wombs are still functional, which means those men would lose the whole "virile" part of the gig in favor of becoming fertile, and at that point it's just IRL omegaverse maybe without the butt-babies.)

[@Sly-Moose]

Like ok say this dude's incubation uteri did get invented. Like I'm pretty sure men will still need a woman's eggs to create a baby. Does this guy think the eggs come from just the uterus? So men do still need to rely on women to create life. 😂

[@shinybearevidra]

The fact that the sexes are XX and XY says it all.

[@jackriver8385]

I don't mean this in a snarky way at all but it's kinda funny to watch people try and figure out the logistics of how men could experience pregnancy when trans men are having babies all the time 😅 (I haven't gotten to this point of the video yet btw so I'm not 100% sure what you're referring to)

[@feuerling]

@@Sly-Moose You can make eggs with stem cells, but you can also make sperm with stem cells. So much for "can't make sperm" all you need is a bioreactor and the right cells (and some scientists to run it.) You can even edit the genome to taste if it grows in a tub, can't do that with a guy's balls. Personally I think we should get rid of the dimorphism (and by extension, genders) altogether. It would solve a lot of problems.

[@Sly-Moose]

@@shinybearevidra XXY sex chromosomes in humans and animals with XO, ZW, and ZZ sex chromosomes: You realise there's more biology that exists past basic 4th grade biology, right? Stop looking down at the ground and look up at the stars that have been there for billions of years even before humans ever existed. What chromosomes do you think a hen and rooster have? Because I can assure you, it's not XX & XY. 😂

[@gleegarcia3155]

The one about men being gay for having naughties with women killed me. So men should only have naughties with other men to keep the testosterone levels high. Not gay at all. Ha ha

[@topkek996]

YEAH DUDE! IT'S JUST A BROJOB! 💪😎

[@rubbegameing5370]

You know, the ancient greeks actually saw being gay as extra manly, because what is manlier than two men.

[@hanscapon222]

(Homer Simpson voice) *I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T- I MEAN S-M-A-R-T!”*

[@Psyche1961]

"no word starts with "o" and ends with "o"" Oregano.

[@Southern_yinzer]

Obligato

[@Antje_An]

​@CultofJoee OwO what is this

[@Slamme2007]

​@CoJStudios cause we watching the click

[@angelface3882]

Othello

[@Lyrebird.Rainwing]

Onto

[@battlesheep2552]

It's funny how people are afraid of radio waves and microwaves being used by cell phones when they have far less energy per photon than visible light, yet I don't see these people cowering in the dark afraid of using lightbulbs.

[@DudeTheMighty]

Well, light just gets called light. When it's radio waves or microwaves, it gets called radiation. Of course, it's all radiation, but the truth doesn't matter. "Radiation" is a scary word that refers to scary bad stuff like giant monsters and glowing green slime! Most of this nonsense comes from people acting like a bunch of angry chimps.

[@sophielivesinabluemoon2639]

It is also amusing how people and bananas produce radiation, but they are more worried about cell phones and microwaves.

[@anastasiao4036]

@@sophielivesinabluemoon2639 the car they used to drive to work is more dangerous than their cell phones lol

[@tntfreddan3138]

It's funny how people are afraid of nuclear power when they release far less Co2 (as well as far less deaths per produced Petawatt hour, even including the worst nuclear accidents) than wind, solar and hydro, yet I don't see these people shutting down wind turbines afraid that it will kill a shit ton of birds. ;)

[@GuillaumePerronNantel]

Eating a peanut could easily be more dangerous than using a cell phone

[@arose92795]

In pregnancy, the mother is not “just an incubator”. First, women can experience having ovarian tumors that are literally mutated eggs that develop hair, eyes, or other body parts… I have never heard of something similar happening to sperm. Second, the woman’s body is supplying everything needed to actually form the baby. I have had 2 pregnancies. With both, I was unable to eat from morning sickness for most of the pregnancy, and lost about 50 lbs both times. The woman’s body also helps produce and oxygenize the baby’s blood. I don’t think a man made incubator would be viable for a human fetus, unless it’s already in the last trimester of pregnancy. Even then, it would probably be more likely to fail than a woman’s body. Even if it were possible, it would take many decades to get anywhere close to as reliable as women in bringing an embryo all the way to term. I mean, incubators work for stuff like chicken eggs because the eggs themselves (after a rooster fertilizes) have everything needed to produce the chick except heat. Saying a human fetus could be brought to term without being in a woman’s womb would be like saying a chick can be developed by an incubator without the egg itself. That’s just not how that works.

[@Jay-ei4cr]

They have found a way to use two women's embryos to make a hybrid child of the two participants as well. There is a species of lizards that are completely lesbian.

[@arose92795]

@@Jay-ei4cr I had forgot about the egg fusion thing. Another great point! And this is another thing where I’ve not heard of the same being done with sperm only.

[@jasperrice8456]

God I hope that egg mutation thing doesn't happen to sperm.

[@arose92795]

@@jasperrice8456 yea, that would be fought on the testi owners 😅

[@arose92795]

@@jasperrice8456 tough.

[@edwardlewis1119]

as a Jew, I completely agree with the person at 33:50 The *LARGEST* injustice done to my family by FAR in WWII was the prohibition of eating meat. Every time I see a non-Jew eat meat I can only turn away in horror, with the knowledge that I have a right to that meat after all my people have been through, and I feel ashamed of myself that I lack the courage to march right up to that person and snatch the meat from their plate. I CANNOT believe this attitude is allowed to stand in today's society. Truly disgraceful. ok but seriously did this person forget that Jews only eat kosher meat anyway ... ? like if it's pork or bacon (among other things) we can't have it and even if it's from the right animal it still needs to be prepared in the right way ... if people *did* just leave meat available for Jews most of it wouldn't get eaten anyway lol

[@edwardlewis1119]

@ruthie. lol I'm sorry. I feel I should clarify for anyone else ... I *was* joking in that first paragraph. Please eat meat. There are plenty of other things you could do to counter anti-semitism. Or, if you *want* to be anti-semitic, then a) I'm so sorry you've been abused in such a way that you now hold these beliefs and I wish you all the best in your recovery and b) there are FAR more effective ways of doing it than eating meat I mean I think that the "potato soup" really wasn't a big deal compared to the other atrocities of the Holocaust if I'm honest.

[@edwardlewis1119]

@@GretchZ tell me about it. I hate doing the whole speech about kosher so if someone asks I just say I'm pescatarian cos it's so much easier. I'm fortunate enough to live near a kosher butcher so I can get meat at home but whenever I'm having dinner with someone else and they ask if I'm allergic to anything or have any other diet restrictions I just sigh on the inside. I also don't have a partner so pesach isn't as much as a problem for me but holy crap that sounds like it would suck for you even more than matzos sucks normally (still psyching myself up for a week of cardboard). So does that mean you don't do the full Seder service? I might try that soy burger tip ... to this day I have never once tasted a cheeseburger and I do kinda feel I'm missing out

[@edwardlewis1119]

@@GretchZ yeah I actually don't speak Hebrew either and my family's been in England for over 4 generations so we just tend to read the English translations of the Haggadah Completely agree about the fake meat and fake cheese. Had both, never having the cheese again I tend to pick parts of the Torah that I like and ignore what I disagree with (like all that anti-LGBTQ+ stuff). I'd rather be Jewish than not but it's not a huge part of my identity and it's not the first thing I want people to know about me. I'm not shomer shabbos either and despite being male I don't wear tzitzis or a kippah. I see Judaism as more of guidance to life, to be accepted or rejected as each person and circumstance sees fit

[@Deorman]

She was trolling right ?

[@Deorman]

@@GretchZ I know but seriously I don't see how anyone could be this serious saying something so hilariously stupid and wrong.

[@Umi_D_Skunk]

Technically speaking, the 'what species comes from another species' question has an answer. The Tarantula Hawk Wasp. It stings a tarantula, paralyzing it, and drags it to it's burrow where it will lay it's eggs inside of it. The eggs hatch and the larvae eat their way out. And voila! The Tarantula Hawk Wasp (technically) comes out of/from a Tarantula. Isn't nature just horrifying and majestic?

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

That is wonderful compared to the fig.

[@Shadethewolfy]

Ralph: Thanks, Satan. Saten: It's "Sa-teen", actually.

[@Caprabone]

Maybe they were trying to make a 'Moulin Rouge' reference? /jk 😅

[@Shadethewolfy]

@@Caprabone I actually think the character in question's name is spelled "Satin". So I didn't spell it right in my comment lol. But yes, "Sa-teen" is the way to say it, I think.

[@deku976]

​@@Shadethewolfy Knights in White Sa-teen

[@DocKrazy]

About the pronoun clown: "I" is a pronoun. If *he* already sais "*I* don't use pronouns" you don't even need to continue to the third person. *he* is already incorrect

[@seatbelttruck]

"This Gand does not use personal pronouns because it is considered rude in this Gand's culture." (Sorry, Star Wars nerd. The Gand are fascinating. I couldn't resist).

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

Did you know that in Finland, there are no male or female pronouns? Everyone is referred to as the gender neutral "hän" instead.

[@loralea3142]

@@VampiraVonGhoulscout Icelandic took up "hán" as our gender neutral pronoun, i think the Finnish gave some inspiration but it also fits between our "hún" & "hann" pronouns and linguistically it all fits into place

[@TheDemonAscended]

People also forget that “It” is also a pronoun.

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

@@TheDemonAscended True. Not a fan of "it" when it comes to referring to people though because that's a bit dehumanising. But then again, I'm not NB so it doesn't affect me.

[@girl1213]

"No words starts with "O" and ends with "O" Me: *watches the confidently incorrect answers* Also Me: Do you want me to do an overdo outro with a piano obbligato or not?

[@cHAOTICeXOTIC910]

I thought OwO was suitable....

[@whirlwitch]

Sure, I'll just go cook an olio to serve over orzo, possibly with oleo, while you're doing that.

[@eMorphized]

@@whirlwitch de oro !

[@zombirot1138]

Too busy eating this oreo to care

[@girl1213]

@@whirlwitch It's a date! You provide the food, I got the music!

[@ActionYakPolice]

22:32 oh man they actually had this printed out and taped to the wall at my work. after a while it got replaced with one that said "things that don't require talent", likely because someone pointed out that one of the bullet points is literally just "effort", which I would argue requires effort

[@PureNeptune]

Getting clowned on by a guy dressed as a clown is just brilliant.

[@vehicularmanslaughter1296]

GET -HONKING NOISES- BITCH! Lol

[@SonicFan313]

Jesters knew what they did)

[@ferrucciocaracciuolo8139]

She is the joke.

[@hprew2082]

The turns tabled

[@LadyPenumbra]

That guy got Arlecchino-ed

[@Baer1990]

22:40 you missed the most important one On the list of things that don't require effort, EFFORT IS LITERALLY LISTED

[@SkyRied1]

I was thinking the same thing. 😆

[@annameyl]

Love that on the "doesn't require effort" list, there's literally Effort written

[@shosho089]

28:07 to quote an amazing response I’ve read elsewhere to this question: “the feathers. Because you also have to live with the weight of what you did to all those birds.” 😂

[@ecila246]

Straight lesbian just sounds like a transwoman who's egg hasn't cracked yet "I'm a man and like women, but in a gay way, but I'm totally cis"

[@Jessalakasam]

it usually refers to a bigender or genderfluid person

[@ecila246]

@@Jessalakasam didn't realise it was a term people used, but that makes sense

[@phoenixc8328]

this was me but the reverse "i am totally a straight girl but in a gay way" PHOENIX BUDDY YOU ARE TRANS

[@phoenixc8328]

@@Jessalakasam im genderfluid (mostly masc) and use gay bc i like non women

[@fabledlight908]

generall he/him lesbians and such exist because pronouns don't correlate to gender, so you can be a nonbinary person and still use he/him pronouns without being a man. + as a lesbian, generally "lesbians" just means "Non-men loving Non-men" so nonbinary people and such still work.

[@DraconicDuelist]

27:31 The feathers weigh more. The bricks are just 200 lbs of hardened clay; but with the feathers you also have to carry the weight of what you did to all those birds...

[@LanitheGoat]

This is gold

[@AngelEmfrbl]

200 lbs are the same no matter what the item is.

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@AngelEmfrbl Hey, what's that up there? Ah. It's the joke...

[@leeshajoi]

The theory I heard about the "baker's dozen" is that bread was sold by weight so bakers would add an extra loaf/bun/etc. to make sure the batch weighed enough.

[@keshaartis8365]

I heard it was bc baker's would make 13 and eat one. 💁🏽‍♀️

[@hypsyzygy506]

Loaves of bread were sold in legally-mandated weights. Punishment for selling underweight goods was harsh.

[@nicholashernandez4611]

Weird, I was told the baker’s dozen was a common practice because some customers wanted to make sure the baker wasn’t selling them baked goods that looked nice from the outside but were somehow off inside so the customer could eat any random one while still leaving with a normal dozen. Sounded plausible as a kid, still does a little, but I’m hearing far better ideas now and doubt the one I was raised to believe now.

[@SarahAbramova]

I think that was it actually

[@kissit012]

It’s so they can test the batch without eating into the profits of the product they’re selling.

[@Depressedbutihavelolliessoyay]

At 5:14, after “lesbians can like men and lesbians can be men”, my video froze on the Click’s face and I thought it was part of the video. I just waited for like 2 whole minutes waiting for him to continue speaking, thinking the frozen expression was the actual reaction to that statement lmao

[@1ich_mag_zuege]

22:32 I just love how they said that effort doesn’t require effort

[@LanitheGoat]

The fact that Click missed it is kinda gold

[@malashepherd653]

I wanna know if click says “the naughties” and other censored versions of words irl to people on accident bc he does it so seamlessly in these videos

[@skygard49]

I do, most likely cuz I'm still a student

[@AlexTheAmiable]

That would be hilarious

[@alicine-sims8988]

My favorite conversation with someone who was against evolution was that back when Noah was an the ark with all the animals there was only one kind of cat, one wolf, one cow, etc. Then when they got back off and the animals split up they adapted differences suited to the different climates to better suit survival over 100s of years. I pointed that was literally evolution, they where just describing evolution. But they insisted that evolution was drastic things like a fish deciding to turn into an alligator, these where subtle changes over a long period of time.

[@krankarvolund7771]

Yeah, I first heard that argument when watching a paleontologist debunks an article from Answers in Genesis, he lost his mind when he saw they were describig evolution XD The worst being, that's not even evolution, because it happens way too fast for evolution. To get all the ants species we have from one ant type, they would literally change species at each generation, which is exactly what they point as impossible XD

[@Dragoniccat]

38:55 My guess for why we use m/d/y instead of d/m/y in America is because typically you’d say something like “it’s March 7th” rather than “it’s the 7th of March.” The 4th of July is the only time I can think of where we would say the day first because it sounds more fancy. Just a guess and it could even be different in other parts of the world, but that explanation makes sense to me.

[@panda.with.a.pencil]

40:01 honestly I take whatever Trisha says with a grain of salt. Either she's really stupid or she's doing the most elaborate troll job possible. She's done both.

[@gemmashellfirewolf124]

I thought you made a mistake, checked the time....since when did click make 40 minute videos

[@ameliaknuth2195]

i mean she IS smart people just keep failing for her bait :/

[@ShenLong991]

It is a possibility.

[@moltenren3439]

The existance of Twitter gives us the best use of "bird-brained" we've ever had.

[@caffiangel]

OMG YES!!! i will use this from now on

[@NeverGonnaGiveUpCabbagge]

Twitters bird-brained, no wonder 😂

[@blueStarKitt7924]

😂

[@bellerain381]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term “bird brain”! 😂😂😂😂

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

5:25 literally the only valid one they stated is "asexual lesbians" (because asexuality does not rid you of romantic attraction so therefore a woman who is only romantically attracted to woman but not sexually attracted to anyone is a "acelesb") but due to the context of the other examples they've used its safe to assume they meant asexuality as in "No attraction to anyone in any way shape or form" and that just shows they know almost as little about asexuality as they do with homosexuality

[@isadoravasques9302]

I think also non-binary lesbians because they can go by they/ them and still be a lesbian

[@that_weird_mer]

The term non-binary lesbian is also correct, since a person can be both non-binary and connect in some way to femininity/womanhood (by being AFAB or a demigirl for example) Edit: I also include amab enby people in that, of course

[@sammjaisais7135]

Non binary people can also be lesbians

[@docdoc.4500]

That and nonbinary lesbians!

[@nopenope4502]

And nonbinary lesbians as lesbian means "Non man loving non man"

[@Persholm1]

I’m starting to think that “take a seat” actually means ‘I’m objectively wrong, but I am incapable of *being* wrong’

[@charimonfanboy]

6:59 Actually that was true for me, I put myself through six months of gay cure therapy back when I was 14/15. I did everything I could to cure myself of this evil disease and return to the light (yes I was a dumbass teen) all the while the pastor was telling me how wrong and sinful I was, I spiralled deeper into depression, hitting self harm, eating disorders, self-loathing and internalised homophobia that (except for the self-harm) I am still trying to come to terms with today. All of which pushed a me to try something silly with an abandoned quarry. Even if you, hypothetically took her tweet as factually true. Isn't she just admitting that her religion (or at least her version of it, don't #notallchristians me) is so twisted and immoral that it causes messed up kids to become depressed and want to do something silly, simply because of who they love?

[@AngelEmfrbl]

Tge most amazing thing is being gay is a combination of things... standards of self.... mental status and experience.... comfortably... and can even be z by product of genetics, there are gene mutationsthat cause somethingto be attractedto the same sex. Its not curable because its justa preference at the time for that person. Its perfectly natural. I think s lot of it boils down to families being embarrassed socially, and because they fear a lack of passing on of genes, which causes someoneto panic. The death of a bloodline is something a lot of family fear. In addition the inability to see something from someone's poverty and logic/pride of the person being in the way.

[@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016]

I get what you mean, and I'm truly sorry for what you've been through, but what she meant was that the shame/guilt was "natural" and automatic, like even if everyone was supportive and thought it was normal, you'd feel guilty, and that's clearly false. The reality you describe is a sad self fulfilling prophecy

[@kristinewalberg2938]

I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I was sent to conversion "therapy" age 13. It's not only destructive in an of itself, it sends the lovely message that no matter how you try, or what you accomplish in your life, your parents don't think you're good enough just as you are, that you're someone who needs to be "fixed." I struggled with the same kinds of feelings you described, and even though I'm much better, in weak moments I'm still haunted by those messages that I'm not good enough, that I don't deserve happiness on my own terms. It sucks.

[@charimonfanboy]

​@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 I think she meant it in a "we are not to blame pushing teens to do something silly, they bring it on themselves because it's a side effect of rejecting God" way. But if you think about it, she's actually saying that her God made it so that if a kid turns out to be LGBT then they will be messed up, often to the point of doing something silly. Which is especially twisted because this also means that the kids who are most earnest in their attempts to reconcile with the God who made them LGBT in the first place, are the worst effected.

[@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016]

@@charimonfanboy I think we mostly agree on all this, but I must admit I didn't see things the way you do, and I'm glad you broadened my views. Indeed what you say makes sense, at least in the twisted way of these people, and it makes me sad, because even though I'm an atheist I respect profundly the message of love and acceptance of the christian faith, and to see it twisted to cause suffering and hate is disheartening

[@sarafagin3967]

Fun fact about that whole "scientists are closer to replacing women's reproductive system than men's". An article came out literally less than a month ago about a Canadian scientist making serious headway on 3D printing Sperm. Wish I could find that guy's post and link the article for him.

[@mariabarker2036]

I wish you'd link it here, for us.

[@monroerobbins7551]

And you can literally use DNA from bone marrow to make viable DNA and sperm to impregnate someone. Yes, it’s difficult, but it does and can happen.

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@monroerobbins7551 bone-marrow-printed sperm is something that would have sounded like a horror movie 30 years ago

[@citruslemonade3326]

and as a med student (who has recently had some obstetrics and gynecology classes) there's *way* too much stuff going on, it's not like incubating chicken eggs or something the blood flow with nutrients, oxygen, immunoglobulins, hormones would require at least more time than creating an artificial sperm still hoping one day natural reproduction becomes obsolete tho, as in from both sides

[@Saranda4787]

Pleaese stop misusing literally. Just say "less than a month ago". Literally is just unnecessary.

[@darkdragoness5]

I once had a conversation with a teen who thought that could handle a pig in a barefist fight, they were so confident that they could handle it. Now I'm definitely no expert on pigs (I just seen several documentaries, had a long conversation with a friend about how sturdy pigs are, and I have seen real adult pigs), and I don't think a teenager can handle a creature that can walk away from being hit by a car

[@neoqwerty]

If the pig gets angry enough the teen would get out of this with fingers missing. They're domesticated but they still have NO CHILL.

[@ImTotallyTown]

That teen, if they did fight the pig, would be lucky to get out with all limbs

[@petrfedor1851]

Before the Rona I helped organised LARP for teenagers. We play at former military excersises area and there is pretty solid population of wild pigs. One of safety rules was "If pig is going after you climb a tree. In that situation you can do it with ease."

[@Sly-Moose]

Bruh, I got chased by a pig once. The sound was scary. I'd love to see that fool dare attempt to go up against an adult pig. He'll instantly regret it. 😂

[@Llortnerof]

Well, if you could get the pig to follow the rules it probably would lose a _fist_ fight. I don't think you could get it to follow the rules, though.

[@heartofthewild680]

38:53 I think the reason why we put the month first is because that’s usually the order in which we say it out loud (“October 5th” instead of “5th of October,” for example)

[@robertcross4024]

26:21 Had to read that a couple of times to make sure the person really put "Geology" (study of rocks) instead of "Geography" and the fact that they called the other person stupid while writing this 6 words before

[@screwthisin]

Fun fact: If you had a graphic novel series about land sharks, it'd be a Mango series

[@DarcOne13]

I choked on my own spit.

[@12thArchknight]

shutup and take my like >=(

[@DamonAlbarnsStalker]

Omg wow, just got it😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@princerufioh]

how did i JUST get this tf?????

[@Roadent1241]

NICELY DONE.

[@sparrowshellcat]

I love their definition of a woman.... I'm female, identify as female, attracted to females.... and due to a medical genetic condition, I can never, ever have children. Guess I'm a man, than! Oh man, do I get straight privledge now?!

[@DeanxPeaceMaker]

Welcome to the boys club, here we get amazing benefits such as:

[@nyxie2877]

I could be unable to have children and I would never know because of disinterest in having them in the first place

[@SwirlEye]

Welcome to the straight privilege club. We're letting you know that as a token of your appreciation, we've added on a free trial of male privilege to your subscription! To claim it, please reply with your full name and credit card info. /lighthearted, joke

[@nyxie2877]

@@SwirlEye Given name or chosen name?

[@datguymiller]

Eh sure I'll get your card, we meet on Tuesdays

[@darkangelaubrey]

I love the "these things take no/little effort" sign. A few items down: E F F O R T. 😂

[@amberbydreamsart5467]

an extremely tiny nitpick; generally, from what i've heard (if i am confidently incorrect here, please correct me) most historians now think that money wasn't invented to replace a complicated barter system, rather that usually in original smaller communities pre-cities people would operate solely on a favor basis- you give what another person needs based on the knowledge that they will do the same to you in the future. Money started being used between people who did not know each other well enough to trust that a favor would be properly returned

[@sagenaw7137]

That's so interesting!

[@Fruityflootloops]

I think it’s maybe both bc I know in school we were taught the barter thing. Not that the school system hasn’t been wrong before of course. Plus if it’s really recent then ofc I wouldn’t know bc I learned that like five to ten years ago and from an even older textbook too.

[@buildingblock1518]

I always thought the term “Baker’s Dozen” came from bakers making batches of 13 and taste 1 to make sure the batch was up to their standards before they sold the other 12

[@byeolbitch]

I just thought it was cause baker's are cool and would give you extra food

[@foxinabox5103]

Or just in case that one of em didn't turn good

[@Strawberries1994]

I'm a little confused.. Baker's is the name of a store? or all stores have a "baker's dozen"?

[@adrianblake8876]

@@Strawberries1994 It should be known that a baker is someone who makes pastries...

[@Strawberries1994]

@@adrianblake8876 yeah I know😂 but for the way everyone was talking it looked like it was a store called "baker's", not all bakers in general. I was a little confused bc in my country a dozen is 12 no matter to what store you go, so I thought it was a weird thing a specific store in USA did. 😂

[@DneilB007]

0:48 - Orlando awoke on the island Oeno and got onto a ship named The Ontario out of Pitcairn. He caught an ono fish on his first try. Orlando didn’t remember how he got to Oeno from his native Ohio, which worried him. These memory lapses had been happening more frequently, ever since he visited the odd double temple of Khonsu in Kom Ombo in Aswan, Egypt. And where did that brooch in his hand come from...

[@nutsi3]

And one time he went to Hawaii and saw a oho

[@EmiliFaust]

Regarding the bricks and feather question (which is heavier), I recommend watching the Limmy show sketch "What's heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers"

[@dune3001]

I really like how proud Click is of his own jokes. So cute.

[@DarthLoki]

I have the worst damn headache from the facepalming, my sides hurt from laughing at the ridiculousness, and I am totally depressed to live amongst such doorknobs. Click you seriously need a "watch at your own risk" warning dude.

[@DarcOne13]

6:16 So what you're saying is that this woman is the reason every manga I own has a disclaimer on the back saying "Warning! You are reading this the wrong way!"

[@Sly-Moose]

Either that or she's blind as a mf bat

[@shinybearevidra]

Yes.

[@GryphonSoul]

Yup.

[@Roadent1241]

Maybe I came into the game late but every manga I've picked up has that warning so I was confused thinking she just hadn't seen it, somehow??? XD

[@foxinabox5103]

The first time i read a Manga, i don't even make a fuss about it. I just took it as "maybe its made this way? Idk, idc i wanna read"

[@Scavenger82]

9:50 When Click said he wanted to host a debate between those two groups, my brain started chanting, "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" 😂😂

[@ethancole9168]

I think my favorite part of the video is the "science will replace women, but not men", because so far we are able to clone people without sperm, but not without eggs If anything men have been replaced in the reproductive sense, since we have the capability to put basically any cell into an egg to fertilize it. Now we modify the egg for this, but still, the same cannot be done with the sperm

[@ratsika3]

Lol just what I was thinking. I like that op compared sperm to uterus instead of sperm to egg!

[@bloodyneptune]

@ratsika5580 I got the distinct impression that he wasn't aware of the existence of eggs and thinks sperm just shoots into the womb and a baby starts happening

[@SolidSiren]

As of 2023, synthetic human embryos have been created using neither sperm NOR egg. 😊

[@vapx0075]

@@bloodyneptune I get the impression that a lot of anti-choice people think the sperm is the baby. Also that women are just there to be used up like kitchen towels and have absolutely no value as human beings past the age of 35.

[@blueStarKitt7924]

​@bloodyneptune Yeah!😂😂😂

[@JoJo-zz7el]

5:33 I actually really needed to hear this. I’ve been scared of labeling myself as a lesbian because I’m still slightly unsure if I am 100% one, but your explanation of labels has made me more comfortable in doing so. Thanks Click, you’re the the only man I will love.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

Just remember that your labels can shift as you get to know yourself better. I used to use Lesbian but then I realised that it didn't quite fir so I went through bisexual, pansexual, demisexual, genderqueer and eventually ended up on Omnisexual. It's totally fine to try a label out and change it if it doesn't quite fit.

[@jubiloks_]

right?? also the only correct thing in that og tweet is that there are enby lesbians and lesbians who are on the mspec (like gender fluid ig), but the rest and their argument wasn't it hahah but at the end of the day, labels 1) aren't necessary if u don't want any and 2) are for YOU to identify and feel comfortable about YOURSELF, so whatever works (within reason) is totally valid

[@starbittenpixieboy]

@@jubiloks_ also asexual lesbians

[@jubiloks_]

@@starbittenpixieboy yes!!!! 100%!

[@reaganeidemiller7132]

Well, the post wasn't completely wrong; bisexual is a very broad term that technically includes anybody that has even the smallest potential of finding a man attractive, even somebody it'd never realistically happen to. Technically I'm bi, but I'm attracted to other women the vast majority of the time, and am only romantically attracted to other women, so although I am capable of finding a man attractive it has no realistic chance of actually happening in practice, so I use the term lesbian anyway.

[@tabbycat2154]

I’ve literally had people tell me to my face that ADHD doesn’t exist. Bro. I’m not just distracted- my nervous system works differently and fight-or-flight responses and anxiety and such. I don’t consider it a negative, more of a societal issue with people but whatever

[@longc35]

I had always heard that a Bakers Dozen being 13 was so they could test one, like someone ordered a dozen cookies so you bake 13 and eat one to check that they came out well and then deliver the remaining 12 to the customer.

[@bringmeliara1286]

maybe this whole video had been beating me down, but hearing a real living person genuinely say "someone invented gravity" nearly knocked me unconscious

[@dmgroberts5471]

That's your mind collapsing into a singularity under the sheer mass of that person's stupidity.

[@amanda021174]

"Do you have an IQ of a mop?" - Thank You Mr. Click! I am so using that the next time I have a "confrontation" with a "Karen" or one of them "Damn Rednecks" at you. YOU are AMAZING, sir! Love your channel! Keep up the AWESOME content!

[@nikkiofthevalley]

My personal favorite is "Is your brain screwed in backwards?"

[@camwyn256]

In the US, you can sue anyone for anything. Now your suit being successful is a whole other story

[@JuMiKu]

In many cases that doesn't matter, as you can take them to specific courts, where everyone pays for their own attorney's fees and such. You can easily ruin someone's life, if you yourself have a lot of it.

[@arcticfluffyfoxy]

39:56 "...And that is why Twitter became X, now go to bed children." - Probably some old guy (one of us) in the future

[@xotbirdox]

"I'd love to have a flying dinosaur." You can get one. It's called a bird.

[@GretchZ]

I love that the smallest dinosaur to ever be discovered is the size of my thumb and lives in Cuba.

[@trainersans2529]

"none of these things require EFFORT" effort literally being on the list

[@christopheralthouse6378]

Confidently Incorrect is Incorrect...😳😬😅😂🤣

[@MonakalizasArt]

23:10 as an Australian (with Scott Morrison as my PM) it is infuriating how out of reality many people in the Liberal party are (Liberal here means right wing. Labour means left wing, basically). I had just had to move house. I work 40 hrs a week and earn 50k a year and support my studying partner. We were struggling to find a rental in our price range and if we didn't get lucky we wouldn't have a home right now. The rental crisis is real

[@marcrecord3991]

Hi fellow Aussie 👋 I just saw this part of the video and you're the first comment I've seen mention it. It is weird to have our politics turn up here but a cool little shout out to Australia from Sweden 😄

[@marcrecord3991]

Also, ScoMo is a dcik! 🙄

[@Luubelaar]

Hello fellow Aussie. Similar situation over here in NZ. Good luck ousting Morrison & Co come election time.

[@Neothix01]

Morrison's trying real hard to send engadine maccas out of business, too

[@mioc7741]

Liberal is universally right wing, America just has a fricked political system.

[@chalkopirate]

No word starts and ends with "o" *deep inhale* OWO

[@FallenNexysCreates]

I thought about Ontario, Canada.

[@ろうにん浪人]

​@@FallenNexysCreatesOthello as well.

[@asteriskstars]

onto

[@NightKid63]

... Ohio

[@Sinistermf]

Oregano

[@eleanorsparks9503]

The adhd one makes me really pissed off. As someone with adhd, and in a family where everyone has either adhd or autism (things that are very closely linked) it isn't fake. The amount of times I've been left out of things at school, told I'm annoying, or even just having no one understand the way I communicate, isn't fake. My brother being in a childhood intervention program at school because of his autism, isn't fake. Not being able to function in my day to day life without Ritalin, isn't fake! How can people be so stupid and ignorant sometimes?

[@ferretqueen2908]

As an autistic, I totally agree. Neurodivergence is a proven, real thing, not just an excuse for different behavior.

[@sadmac356]

​@@ferretqueen2908 oh, same, and the "things that don't require effort" list too. Like, if you want me to *look* like I'm paying attention, I'm gonna be so busy trying to catch all the tiny little social cues and trying to figure out what exactly those mean I'm supposed to do, that I'm going to miss everything you actually said. And then beat myself up because I inevitably misunderstood something

[@florianricquart4114]

"Give me an example of a species giving birth to another species" If a male donkey breeds with a female horse, the horse will give birth to a mule. (The reverse, male horse with female donkey, will give birth to something called the hinny)

[@neoqwerty]

Wolf + Coyote = Coywolf, too. or if people want a species that has a breeding population there's a group of whiptail lizards that routinely breed with a cousin species on top of their normal parthenogenesis lesbian lizard humping, to the point were their hybrid offspring actually have a viable independent population from their parent species, and became their own recognized wild species, characterized by having FOUR chromosomes unlike either of their parents.

[@christophermonteith2774]

ligers are another example, or wolves breeding with dogs, to some extent

[@c.b.barlow]

Horses and zebras.

[@Sly-Moose]

The liger

[@Sly-Moose]

@@neoqwerty r/FunFacts

[@Nakia11798]

We literally have that "things that don't require effort" thing in my workplace and it feels like mockery.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Add "Thinking up this list" on the bottom.

[@trollsansofficial]

Ah yes, you don't need to make an effort to make an effort.

[@ms.annthropic6341]

Plus one of them is literally “effort”. This just in, effort requires no effort.

[@Me-wk3ix]

I love how whatever stupid stuff comes across in these videos, Click just has this intelligent and articulate answer/explanation.

[@VoxByrne]

Let's be honest He's an amazing content creator

[@TheClick]

aw stahp iiit *blusing*

[@VoxByrne]

@@TheClick OMG HELLO CLICK-

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

@@TheClick oh my god Dabi todoroki the click replied to you

[@VoxByrne]

@@izzyb_ella_m5362 I can't believe it :0

[@dinocatgaming2127]

You know I call Dabi "Toto" cuz Touya Todoroki = Toto. If you take Shoto Todoroki it just eaquals Shoto😂😂😂

[@Nima-wn6uj]

When I saw the laser eye surgeon one I bursted out laughing. When I was like 3 years old, my mom (who always had a bad vision since she was a child) did this (at the time) super new laser operation cause she couldn't see anything at all, even with glasses, so she accepted to do this. I just wanna say that after the operation was done she could see everything perfectly and started crying of happiness. At 13 years of distance she can see everything perfectly. Needless to say this changed her life. That person should really think like 600 times before saying something.

[@stonefox2546]

I love how the list of things that "don't require effort" literally includes effort.

[@Roadent1241]

Being on time required no effort? Then why was my therapist crap at turning up to appointments? XD But yeah, just.... ehh???? XD

[@folcotook3049]

Came here to say that. It's like...hey, effort literally requires itself to exist. It's self-defining silly list person.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@Roadent1241 ah, is this a "water isn't wet" thing?

[@Roadent1241]

@@comradewindowsill4253 I don't know. He'd probably have said something like that, to be fair XD

[@glenngriffon8032]

"No word starts with O and ends with O" Oregano: Am i joke tobyou?

[@mustwereallydothis]

You should title your book, "The world according to Twitter" Words of wisdom from the great minds of the internet age.

[@mrwalter1049]

That is a fabulous title

[@lavender3609]

That's a spectacular title. I'd read that book.

[@RGC_animation]

5G Tower cause Autism.

[@DocKrazy]

You know he can't do that now though He'd have to pay you royalties

[@mustwereallydothis]

@@DocKrazy No need to worry about that. I'm Canadian

[@edo0girl2.03]

6:26 You know the funniest part about this is that in every single manga I've ever read there is a page at the very back that explains that the book is formatted differently and how to read it.

[@TakioMx]

Same here. It could depend on the publisher or the country, but over here in germany it's standard practice, at least for all the manga I personally have.

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

The moment of "another Swedish man cannot sound like another Swedish man" reminded me about the Spiderman meme where there is three Spiderman pointing at each other in confusion. I feel like we need a third Swedish male KZbinr to complete the Illuminati triangle, so we can confuse these kinds of people even more.

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

DextheSwede

[@AnAnonymousAuditor]

Vargskelethor Joel

[@w1nterdays]

@@AnAnonymousAuditor TIL that Roomie is Swedish

[@Fiddy.]

11 subs is all I got but I volunteer as tribute

[@TheIndigoSystem]

Roomieofficial

[@heatherbullock9020]

We do "bakers dozen" at work, we always make a couple extra loves of bread in case a couple don't come out right, we will still have enough. If we end up with not needing the extras, the bakers take them home. If the bakers don't want any, they are given to the customers for free. When it comes to doughnuts, small pastries, rolls, buns, that sort of small items, they are usually sold to customers with a regular dozen for a few cents more than the price of a regular dozen.

[@LightsAnon]

You can tell someone doesn't know anything about ADHD when they only mention attention span issues- I WISH that was the worst of it.

[@zeallust8542]

ADHD here, i barely even have the attention span issues, just the rest of the much worse stuff

[@LightsAnon]

@@zeallust8542 I feel you! I have ADHD-C (combined inattentive and hyperactive type for the uninitiated). I do have attention span issues, I think the only symptom I don't have at all is the motor drive, but it definitely doesn't bother me as much as say, executive dysfuntion. My main problem with the attention span stereotypes is that it feels like it's dwelling on what its like to interact with someone who has ADHD, rather than what it's like to actually suffer with it. The symptoms that affect the parent but not the patient, yknow?

[@zeallust8542]

@@LightsAnon A lot of disorders are treated that way, its a shame.