r/QuitYourBullsh*t - "Dr. Google"

[@TheClick]

nice pineapple shirt click

[@TheClick]

ty click

[@brightsofa3661]

we are both wearing a pineapple shirt. great minds think alike.

[@Frostyblustar]

AYE I said that! : D

[@sallyparty1978]

@@Frostyblustar nice!

[@justarandomcommenterdontmi4485]

I have a device that shoots up an apple when you step on a trigger plate i call it A MINEAPPLE

[@kikiblue7169]

as a person with autism let me say this. even if they did cause it, which vaccines do not, my existence is not worse than an epidemic.

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

Yeah and being autistic isn't inherently a bad thing it's only a bad thing because society hates autistic people

[@kissit012]

I do not suffer from autism. I enjoy it very much.

[@kaybadberg534]

@@kissit012 autism isn’t what makes my life miserable. It’s people not understanding how autism works that make my life miserable.

[@felixwilliams7204]

Me too

[@stasi9949]

Seriously, the worst part of being autistic is knowing there's hundreds of Karens out there who believe it is preferable to be dead of preventable diseases.

[@loneronin6813]

Steve Irwin was the kind of guy who would apologize to the stingray that killed him for startling it if he could. He was the definition of a class act.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

That man taught me about those creatures while teaching me to respect them.

[@loneronin6813]

@@crystalgemgirl731 Absolutely! He was a true treasure, and I don't think there are enough people with his kind and warm heart with that capacity for compassion. He was a once in a lifetime kind of person.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@loneronin6813 The rarest of creatures, indeed. Anyone who slanders his name needs to keep it out of their dirty mouths

[@loneronin6813]

@@crystalgemgirl731 I couldn't agree more.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@loneronin6813 He left a legacy to protect.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Bees see blue better than red. This enables bees to see ultraviolet light and use this to help navigate their way around and assist identifying flowers as they pollinate. Yet bees cannot distinguish red colours well at all.

[@cip5223]

Thanks!

[@VexRavenhardt]

Ah so if someone wants to avoid bees, they should wear red?

[@garorade]

woa

[@ovseatum]

yep! bees see blue, green-yellow and untraviolet - sincerely, a beekeeper

[@Chiales]

So do they fly close to skin because they think that they are flowers?

[@xyecho]

i mean, to be fair to the guy saying to just breathe vaporized hydrogen peroxide, you probably won't have to worry about any respiratory illnesses after you follow his advice. seeing as you won't, y'know, have lungs.

[@dean_peters]

Good point lets advertise it to all the flat earthers and anti vaxers

[@Vekkizunt]

you can't be "Mind controlled" if you can't breathe!

[@averysadpizza6714]

you can't breathe in 'somebody with negative aura 's if you don't have lungs at all 🙂

[@field5758]

Probably would kill the viruses too 🙂

[@Mr.Eous_Mann]

You can do lots of things like that. Dont want indigestion? Gulp up five glasses of sulfuric acid and say goodbye to any illness in your digestive system, kidneys, liver, legs and the entire lower half of your body. Probably should say goodbye to your lower half too. Dont want brain cancer? Bash your skull open with a mallet and let the brain flow out. Some side effects include: Nausea Dizzyness Headaches Numbness Loss of sight Loss of hearing Loss of smell Multi-organ failure Loss of movement Loss of heard function Pain(Short) Death.

[@kooskoos1234]

“Teach a man to fish and he’ll live forever” fishermen are immortal, apparently

[@anthonyellison5998]

“Without a kidney or liver you would be drunk forever” Sir, I would like to donate my kidney and liver. For science. Yes… for science

[@Fuchsschwester]

That made me laugh harder than it should have...

[@ruileite2634]

I mean, you would be drunk for the rest of your life...

[@timmarsden429]

Just drink really heavily for 20 or so years your liver and kidneys will shut down by themselves.

[@MrSailing101]

@@ruileite2634 a very short rest of your life

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

You'll be drunk for the rest of your life... A couple hours at keast

[@shadeblackwolf1508]

Love the glass of H2O2... as a chemist... I can say that if you drink that, you'll never suffer a viral issue again. Two men walk into a chemistry themed bar. The first says "i'll have some H20". The second adds "I'll have some H2O too." The second man died.

[@francoislacombe9071]

Groan, and also 😂

[@intercat4907]

A year later ... I am a competent DIY homeowner with years of experience removing health hazards from old houses. My latest renter is a smart, funny, competent person who is a complete dingbat about pseudo-scientific slop on top of her organic diet. I needed this joke. Cheers.

[@KingRenYen]

If only it was a hygiene products store...

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

Is it organic? 😂

[@KitsuneYashaX48]

I remember seeing an alternate version of this joke that instead ended with something like "The waiter brings them both water because he's not an idiot and understands context" or some such. It seemed kinda stuck-up at the time I saw it, but looking back I've begun to see that it's more its own brand of smartaleck-y humor, so now idk which one I like more of the two.

[@flickcentergaming680]

I love when celebrities on Twitter call out lies about themselves from other media, especially when that media is saying that the person is dead.

[@girl1213]

I had wondered about Stan Lee's personal feelings about a gay Spider-Man, especially since LGBT+ became more and more accepted during his final years. It's nice to know that while Peter Parker Spider-Man himself is always going to be a straight male because he was created to be a heterosexual non-queer guy, Stan Lee himself was never opposed to the idea of a gay Spider-Man just like he never opposed to a black Spider-Man because Miles was a way to "make the world color-blind" aka racial acceptance because it was the right thing to do. We have so many Spider-Man varieties (hell we have a cartoon pig Spider-man), the time will come for that.

[@Ikajo]

I wouldn't mind Peter Parker being bisexual though. He could still lean more towards women and have a clear preference. That's pretty common. I'm not surprised this isn't all that common though, considering that bisexuality is still treated like a phase or something fake. Now, something that _would_ be neat to see is Captain America and Iron Man, as two men, start a proper relationship. Because man, the chemistry is there.

[@leto1596]

@@Ikajo Choose your fighter, Stucky or Stony lol

[@Ikajo]

@@leto1596 I don't have an OTP, but I do have a weakness for Stony. Their dynamic is just so interesting and often sweet.

[@abbyhurd]

Yea, i mean, loki is literally genderfluid both in mythology and in his comics so nobody can say marvel doesnt have lgbt+ content.

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@Ikajo I think that some degree of bisexuality is a lot more common than people often like to admit. Hell, some thought of it being "a phase" could be people rejecting themselves in the same way that some of the people who say "being gay is a choice" think that because they feel homosexual attraction, have to choose not "be gay" to fit the bigotry they were taught, and think that EVERYONE must go through that themselves. Basically, people are biased because they think "Well, *I* got over it!", maybe not understanding that just because they lean more towards one preference or another doesn't mean they suddenly don't have bisexual feelings.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

As a Boyscout I can confirm that IKEA is correct about no county’s flag being above another’s.

[@miciso666]

unless you at war. or wanna provoke war. its like saying flag A is better than flag B

[@isabelmcgaugh711]

Just another example of American exceptionalism leading people to say dumb shit

[@mcbuttstuff]

As a Floridian in Jacksonville I can confirm most people are as smart as the guy who made the comments about the flag and sadly no I’m not joking

[@AmEv7fam]

You shouldn't fly a state's flag at the same level as, or above, a country's flag. I'm certain he misremembered that flag.

[@weekendgames9816]

Same

[@Gupumai]

Just for people are aware; if you ever throw up black liquid please go to the emergency room right away as its a sign of pancreastitis which is legit your own pancreas eating itself. I know from my own experience from having it

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

Jesus fucking Christ. Congrats from you to living through that

[@deadbobomb6445]

What the hell??

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

@@deadbobomb6445 well atleast you know am I right

[@kalegolas]

I can also confirm this, and if you frew up and its very dark or bloody, call your countrys emergancy number, its plausible you are dying… Even if you think you only have swallowed noseblood, they need to check the cause fast. (For example 911 in the US and 112 in Sweden)

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

@@kalegolas Understand the spelling mistake but for the future, it’s threw not frew (:

[@dumbean]

I feel like the funniest shit about “vaccines don’t cause autism” is the fact that because of my grandmothers manipulation towards my mother. I have never had a vaccine in my entire life.. and I am literally the “worst” level of autism anyone can have. (I am getting vaccinated soon tho! Please don’t come for me)

[@TheWhite2086]

No you aren't. Just the fact that you can navigate to the comments section and type coherent sentences instead of being almost entirely unable to communicate with other people means that you are not even close to the "worst level of autism".

[@LOLMGS]

Congrats. Idk what to say, but congrats

[@iamthevillainofthisstory1240]

Good luck and congratulations!! Be Careful taking multiple at once. Your body may react poorly at first because you've never been vaccinated.

[@Enjinercraft]

Congrats get those vacccines

[@Reverend_Salem]

congrats and good luck, i have severe anxiety and a phobia of needles. what helps me is distraction, typically closing my eyes and listening to music helps me ignore being poked (its also how i used to be able to donate blood, i cant now because im gay and have s3x occasionally)

[@soomi]

Imagine thinking google is a source. It's just a search function that brings up results based on relevancy of a keyword.

[@VeraExora]

"That's a nice Argument, Senator"

[@fellownigerianhere6378]

​@@VeraExora "why dont you back it up with a source"

[@DixSmithy]

@@fellownigerianhere6378 “my source is that a made it the f*ck up!”

[@jayharv285]

@@DixSmithy "my source is that I made up your source"

[@akisalmenaho8473]

Imagine using Facebook or Twitter as a substitute for school.

[@levibee9451]

I worked at a bakery once that got a negative Yelp review from two women who came when we were closed and could see that from the hours posted on the door. They begged to come in anyway so we let them in while we did cleaning/maintenance tasks and made coffee for them and sold them a couple of day-olds at discount. They left a review complaining that the place seemed empty and understaffed. While we were closed.

[@TheAureliaLuna]

Thems must haves IQ of 2k yeh

[@darthplagueis13]

That one autism-vaccine study also was an utterly glorious clusterfuck. Like, sometimes a study simply draws the wrong conclusions or makes some methodical errors, but this one study that basically helped to spawn the modern anti-vaxxer movement out of nothing was so much worse in so many ways. Hbomberguy has an utterly magnificent (and rather lengthy) video that really dives into it. It's like 3 hours long and worth every minute of it.

[@IndustrialParrot2816]

Yeah and even more bullshit considering autism is purely hereditary

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

YEEES!!!!!

[@alum3676]

Wasnt it the wakefield study?

[@juliam620]

I heard it was about insurence scam.

[@joannamyers1268]

So true. The whole study was an extensive example of what not to do as a researcher. I love hbomberguy's analysis of it. I didn't know half of it before I began.

[@itzleo_l0l750]

4:53 as an autistic person, Id like to say that Id rather be autistic than risk dying from an obviously preventable disease. And no, vaxines dont cause autism, I'd know.

[@jayfeather8023]

I agree with this. I have ASD, and I’d rather be autistic than die of an easily preventable disease. Vaccines are actually life-saving. The whole vaccines-give-you-autism-so-risk-your-life-with-preventable-ailments thingy is completely bogus.

[@dustorm5012]

yes, very true.

[@Terrorrai1]

Autists do cause vaccines though

[@JustAnotherFreak11037]

Hey we agree

[@ILoveCatsSoMuch4352]

Yes. Although I am not diagnosed with autism, dying from smallpox is not very desirable. Edit: Please, antivaxers, hey vaxinated

[@ConstantChaos1]

For the record, it's actually really helpful to getting better when MILDLY ill to get off, male or female, the process releases serotonin and endorphins that make you feel less crappy and it also boosts the immune system To be clear I'm a medical professional and I'm not suggesting you have intercourse in case what you have is contagious, just jerk it /flick the bean

[@hyouka4567]

even if it doesn’t immediately make you feel better it’ll probably knock you out and let you get some rest anyway which is also good when you’re somewhat ill edit: very much NOT a professional, this is based on anecdotes feel free to correct me if i’m mistaken

[@CrystalLynn1988]

I have Chronic pain that can last up to 3 weeks out of the month and I learned jerkin eases the pain for short amounts of time. It's not a cure but it really helps to not writhe in pain long enough to finally fall asleep.

[@kiraasmos]

It's also a great to help with the pain during my menstrual cycle (not a professional just from my experience)

[@Some_Goose]

If this is satire, it’s funny. If it isn’t, it’s a hell of a lot more funny.

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@Some_Goose nae it's legit

[@fiction-]

A while ago Blizzard said they were going to stop trolling/harassment on their forums by requiring that you post with your real name (first and last) to the forum. Every single woman that played (including myself) posted screenshots of the hate, threats, harassment and stalking they receive and they still didn't back down for a long time. Like they somehow thought that making it easier to track down the victims irl would someone fix it. They ultimately did back down, but it was a real "tell me you consulted no women before approving this plan without telling me you consulted no women" moment.

[@phoebedarker]

No woman was at the meetings where this was approved of

[@kempolar9768]

@@phoebedarker Well they were there, but they were too busy dealing with drunken cubical crawls from perverts to actually say anything.

[@milantosic]

@@phoebedarker man weren't either too busy harassing women

[@JoyousPeas]

Exact reason I started picking gender neutral names. You’re less likely to assume somebody named “DaGreatPapyrus95” is a woman than something more feminine. I think JoyousPeas is also pretty neutral, and then having a neutral pfp and you’re good, nobody assumes anything. I only ever got yelled at when I was playing Mercy (highly feminized character that often is played by somebody’s GF) on Overwatch for the Orisa having more damage than my healing… despite the fact I had been pocketing the Orisa and boosting her and playing riskier bc she can basically heal herself-

[@helion_ut]

Why the heck are you making this about woman, that change is awful for literally everyone wtf, no one is spared from harrassment on the internet. Also by the way, the story ended really funny: A dude working at Blizzard posted his real name on the forum to show that "it's not that bad to reveal your name in public" and immediately got doxxed lmao And then they never implemented that bs feature, I sure wonder why.

[@commanderkruge]

The best variant of the whole "Give a man a fish..." saying is the one Terry Pratchett put in the book "Jingo" (I believe). It goes: "When you give a man a place by the fire he's warm for a day, but when you set him on fire he's warm for the rest of his life." I heard the poisonous fish for the first time today and I like it. :) Just needs a little fine tuning... Mebbe something about badly prepared blowfish liver... I will think about this.

[@grahvis]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish and he disappears every weekend.

[@adams0123]

Damn, the Pythons were wise at times.

[@commanderkruge]

@@adams0123 Pythons? As in Monty Python? Terry Pratchett was a Terry and he even collaborated with Terry Jones, one of the Python Terrys (Terry Gilliam being the other), but he ever was a member of Monty Python.

[@adams0123]

@@commanderkruge dammit, people with similar are so confusing at times.

[@John_Weiss]

…and Sir Terry's version is _EXACTLY_ what the people who vomit out that, "Give a man a fish…" saying _REALLY MEAN._ Because they don't give a sh1t3. Because they're often saying it (to continue the metaphor) about people who "already know how to fish" but need help because "the lake has dried up."

[@WeepyWoops]

This whole "vaccines cause autism" fiasco is so funny to me as someone who has autism. Me and my mom constantly joke about it, especially the "bleach can cure autism" thing. I love making fun of stupid and ignorant people.

[@nikkiranjit1156]

i've never heard the bleach can cure autism. lmao.

[@Kath2378]

​@@nikkiranjit1156 Look up MMS (Miracle Mineral Supplement), it's supposed to be the ultimate cure for everything, but it's actually just bleach. The curing autism part is actually horrifying, kids and even toddlers who obviously have no choice whatsoever getting bleach baths and even enemas, causing massive internal damage...

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

How is bleach supposed to cure autism?

[@captaintoshirohitsugaya3822]

​@@nikkiranjit1156rumors are a new study has shown bullets are far more effective in fact they may even have the ability to cure anything even cancer but they don't have enough information yet so it's only a theroy right now 😂

[@fern_aka_that_idiot9090]

​@@nikkiranjit1156its a wild ride lol

[@audent9520]

click i just want to say before all the comments flood in you are one of my favorite creators :) you’re so supportive of everyone and you have helped me so much. congrats on 1 million and i can’t wait to see you grow as a creator!

[@Beeper_Bee]

👆

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I feel like I've seen this comment posted before on other videos. Did you copy this from another comment on another video?

[@audent9520]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla no i swear

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@audent9520 Alright it just looks very similar to a post on a previous video.

[@audent9520]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla yeah trust me i’m not like thay

[@dylandreisbach1986]

More people need to hear this. Celebrities do not know you and do not owe you anything! Just because they have a career being recorded for media does not mean they need to agree to taking any photos with you.

[@dragonfliesnh4204]

@@AIHumanEquality I agree with both of you 100%! They have the right to their private life and to be left alone. Some don't mind being asked to take a picture with them when they are seen out in public, but people need to respect their wishes if they say no. It's nothing personal. They don't need extra attention every time they leave the house especially if they just going about their daily life. It always bugged me knowing that there are people who don't get that.

[@shannon-louise6711]

I love the vaccines cause autism argument, I was diagnosed with autism before being vaccined. My mum thought the vaccine would cause autism... diagnosed with autism at 8. Got myself vaccinated at 16 🎉

[@Kernoel77]

I genuinely like that this channel promotes proper research and science, as well as being accepting all while being hilarious. Thanks for being a good person Click

[@geogiana2270]

It always boggles my mind when people insist that a few hours of self-guided learning is the same as years of academic study. I once got into an argument with my aunt who insisted that she knew more about the Middle Ages than I did. Because this ONE book she read was better than my 8+ years of undergradate and post-graduate study. She literally told me that she knew more from this one book than I did with my Masters and more than three years towards my Ph.D. Then again, I once was attacked by a bunch of guys on a site because I commented that Maid Marion was not part of the earliest Robin Hood stories, first recorded in the 13th century. She was a much later addition to the legend. OMG, the vitriol! Then again, that basically degenerated into - I've never heard that before so it must be false! And, she's in the Disney version! And yes, people seem to think that that was a logical argument. The Dinsey movie. Oh, and a couple said that I had missed a comma in my comment, so I clearly did not have an MA.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Did you point out that they also weren't talking foxes? I don't have a degree, so I can see why people might think they can argue about the middle ages with me, but then I mention one of the period sources I'm studying, and their faces go all "huh?" I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to have attained an actual degree and be told you're wrong by someone who read ONE book.

[@JoyousPeas]

I’ve had schools talk down to my mother about children who have disabilities having to be alienated from their classmates. The school separated my brother, who has a spinal condition known as Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA for short) that only inhibits motor function and causes muscles to waste away, from his classmates due to his condition. They were saying this to my mother. My mother is a wonderful woman who has ARGUED AT THE LEGISLATIVE LEVEL to get a bill passed to enforce screening for newborns to check for SMA so they can receive aid and not die, as SMA is a leading genetic factor in children’s death, and THE AUDACITY. My mom also leads our state’s chapter in a charity that funds the curative effort, but sure random elementary school in a rural-suburban area of America, pop off, you know more than her.

[@atomicnumber202]

​@@dmgroberts5471is one of those periods the gothic one or am I still too far

[@ThePopo543]

That second story is a certified furry moment

[@FreeFoxRagu]

I'm actually amazed how you don't break the character for a single second even when someone is walking around behind ya, I guess this is what makes one a professional youtuber. Congratz for the 1M subs!

[@zanetano]

The noise cancelling headphones probably helped. You can't react if you don't notice. 😊 Also. Awesome pineapple shirt 😁👌

[@FernandoSoder]

7:00 Arsenic also gets rid of COVID as COVID needs a "living host" to reproduce.

[@justine8387]

FACTS!!!

[@swagmaster4396]

True!

[@omegadragons321]

fair point 💀

[@kalegolas]

Yeah, bleach to, with the sick twist that some actually thinks it dose cure it and force it into their kids from a very young age. ”Perfect” combination with expecially the kids who are nonverbal and cant say its actually killing them… some people is very scary.

[@meh2510]

Dude, post this on the threads of the people who endorsed the horse paste cure and we'll Darwin out the most obsessive of Trump's fan base.

[@talynhastime9343]

Adding to your bit about “we like to focus on the bad”, I have a theory that we focus on negativity from others because we are also programmed to be cooperative and seek acceptance. Rejection from a group used to be a death sentence, so we’re hardwired to desire social harmony. One random internet troll still makes our brain go “People hate me D:” and make a bigger deal out of it than usual. It could also be because we live in a world that has worn down our ability to properly manage our emotions since we are stressed all the damned time. Who knows.

[@MissCaraMint]

Soooo. My short attention span due to my ADHD making me forgett about things like this because what is objet permanence is actually a survival tactic?

[@enerioffutt1881]

i really like the fact he doesn't just do funny posts and memes. Clicky also says thing that are often both deep and profound.

[@enerioffutt1881]

I keep seeing someone moving in the room behind him and it's driving me crazy LOL. I keep thinking, "Boyfriend? Girlfriend? Spouse? Sibling? Friend? Roommate? WHO IS MOVING IN THERE AND WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

[@annak8755]

On the subject of ice-cream, one of my teachers shared that a student had submitted a paper where the consumption of ice-cream makes you more likely to murder someone.This was purely based on the fact that during the summer months the ice-cream sales and the homicide rate increases. This was his example of the difference between correlation and causation as well as to never leave a project for the last night before the deadline.

[@awryarbi9902]

Was doing research BC people keep say that Ra*e is caused by the way you dress and I wanted to see if there was an increase in summer, there was but only as much as every other violent crime. Very interesting

[@OceanAce]

The dichotomy: "I am not trusting a list on Google about vaccine ingredients." "I spent hours on Google so I did my research."

[@iamacatperson7226]

No, you see, the thing is, their research is stuff they believe, which means it’s obviously better and they should listen to it because it agrees with what they want

[@sovietdoge.7369]

@@iamacatperson7226 I bet you have cats. Additions: Or you're a furry. Either way I don't judge.

[@Nevertoleave]

My favourite is always, “it has formaldehyde in it!!!” So what? We naturally produce it in our bodies. There’s more in like an apple and eating an apple doesn’t kill you

[@OceanAce]

@@sovietdoge.7369 Me, with a bird as a pfp: (Vietnam war flashbacks)

[@sovietdoge.7369]

@@OceanAce Lol

[@neolexia57]

32:42 as someone who has lost at least 4 cats because of coyotes, its disgusting that they'd use someone else's cat that was attacked for their own gain without having to worry about losing a companion that you love dearly.

[@EddieUnderune]

As someone who studies in a catholic Christian school, I would love to wear the VIP Ticket To Hell pin to the graduation day and get fkin tackled down by the teachers Edit: I did not do it because I could not buy the pin 🥲

[@VitaNewbo]

Buy them for your whole graduating class, they can't tackle them all.

[@theultimatenerd9825]

I’m atheist and I would do this

[@MinuteManAlex]

Do it… imagine watching Catholics tackling you lmao

[@iamthevillainofthisstory1240]

Do it and post the reaction somewhere. I wanna see this

[@monkeybusiness673]

We'll lend our back strength! DO IT!

[@missfeisty]

I was living on the 2nd floor of this house and the agreement we had is that rent covered everything including wifi. They decided to stop paying for it and I needed it because I was going to college and even had some online classes I was taking. They didn't want to discuss it with me even though I offered to help pay the fees for getting behind in payments so I went behind their back and got my own wifi account set up. I changed the password and hid the router and modem so they couldn't use it. I loved hearing them complain about how expensive it was to use their phones as hotspots 🥰

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

Fun fact: Peta's founder says that euthanizing animals is a mercy, even if they are healthy, friendly, and 100% able to be rehomed. The founder thinks that putting the animals down is better, because it gives them "true freedom" or some shit.

[@purplepythongaming3816]

it's like team Plasma but worse /hj

[@dmgroberts5471]

I think they're just terrorists at this point.

[@dustorm5012]

Peta's founder is a terrible human being.

[@alexreid1173]

This is not quite true. Or at least it’s misleading. She only believes in euthanasia for domesticated animals like dogs that can’t live without us, especially for breeds like pugs that have been selectively bred into oblivion. Overpopulation is a severe problem, and she thinks it’s more humane to euthanize them than to have them live out their whole lives in a shelter (many animals are never adopted). She’s not like…. saying that all animals should be euthanized. I personally am more a fan of spaying and neutering dogs and cats and banning the selective breeding of dogs to have health issues. I understand why she would think it would be better to euthanize certain breeds, but I wouldn’t go that far.

[@w.reidripley1968]

This IS the outfit that protested Fish Kill NY...

[@thebluedemon2613]

I just wanted to say, congratulations on a million subscribers. You deserve every single one. You’ve always made me laugh and helped me get through some rough times in my life. Keep being you and congrats! OwO

[@indigoselinger1640]

UwU he did it!

[@mihael64]

In my opinion, he deserves more than 1 mil

[@chalion8399]

@@mihael64 Agreed. Now, onto 10 million.

[@SmugSeal]

OwO

[@982Error]

OwU yes

[@Tekdruid]

3:50 One of the X-Men movies really hammers the point home with ignoramus parents who ask their son "Well have you tried _not_ being a mutant?". 5:45 Not only has it been refuted by countless better conducted studies, the author of that paper _himself admitted_ it was unsound. 6:00 My dad joked about surgically installing a liver bypass valve that would allow you to stay drunk as long as you want and then turn off the bypass when you need to sober up. (Obviously that would have all kinds of bad side effects so don't try that at home, kids.)

[@yanderesimstuff5971]

I'm pretty sure for the 5:45 one, the guy who wrote it got banned from ever practising medicine again before making a bunch of anti-vax films that did terribly.

[@izzysmith105]

Anyone else love it when Click says something like "I remember seeing this one thing about..." and it's something from a previous video? It just makes me happy, I'm like 'yeah, we saw that!', it makes me feel so included in the narrative

[@charliehorse8401]

My God that sure is a fine ass pineapple shirt. One could only dream of having a pineapple shirt as kick ass as that.

[@Arrzarrina]

I decided against commenting on how you were accidentally wholesome for a second when talking about the 1M subs, but now Imma say that you totally deserve it and (while I know how hard advice like this is to follow), don't let the haters in the comments get you down. You go, man. Keep doing what you're doing.

[@Maggie66112]

You just did tho

[@BABABABABANCHAN]

nice pfp

[@Arrzarrina]

@@Maggie66112 Yeah, after Click talked about how he gets a lot of awful comments I decided to leave a nice one.

[@LonelyDuck69]

Fun fact: I was diagnosed with autism because I’m anti social and my parents lied on the forms More explanation: From the private conversations with the psychologist he just took that I avoided looking at him or in his eyes but that’s because i’m socially akward and his hair was terrible idk what else to say And also that I couldn’t get a backstory for random people on a drawing That last spaying is kinda on me but i just didn’t tell him bc my backstories were like ‘she’s gay and inlove with her best friend but her best friend is straight’ and ‘his dad recently died because his mom killed him for the money so now they’re on vacation ‘ You understand why I didn’t tell him right? Also about my parents everything that was said was put on a file wich I received and my parents lied and exaggerated it because for autism there was 1 small test and then that story telling and for that test the results were I didn’t have autism same thing from the conversation with the teacher

[@WFanatic502]

27:23 I mean, Jason wasn't entirely wrong. Sitting in your car outside of a closed building that isn't opening for a while would be the worst restaurant experience ever, and would be a rip-off. But that's not the restaurants fault lol

[@Legomaster-jv8ll]

20:03 considering the human body only has 10 pints of blood, and “pints” implies that it was 2+, I highly doubt that he would’ve been conscious after that. 2 pints is double the average blood donation.

[@sapiwette]

That thing you said about always focusing on the negative things... I know it's not high-level psychology but man it came at the perfect time. I've been struggling with awful anxiety that prevents me from enjoying life in a moment when things are actually going well. What you explained about how it's an survival mechanism to focus on the negative made me realize how guilty I feel about my anxiety ruining my life and how I should not, how I should in fact reflect on what my brain is trying to protect me from my focusing on all those imaginary catastrophes. Anywa, I'll have a lot to tell my therapist next time I see them. Thanks, Click !

[@rileycottoncandy7218]

Still amazed by the 1 million! You deserve it Click! We love ya!♥️

[@slevinchannel7589]

Kinda an unresponsive Fanbase, to my Dismay... If Click says 'Hurray Wholesomeness' and i say in the comment 'I wanna share Wholesomeness! Will you let me?' people usually dont even answer.. ...Now im sad...

[@stickpersonperson1995]

@@slevinchannel7589 wats ur point? Also did u comment under this because click liked this and ur trying to get pity points?

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@stickpersonperson1995 Pity Points? What an odd thing to say. No, i was just sharing Info/Fun.

[@stickpersonperson1995]

@@slevinchannel7589 dude, the last 2 comments u had on this channel, as of typing this, were u complaining no one liked or replied to ur comments. Shut.

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

“You smell amazing today” Me who literally just got out of the shower: “…well I sure hope I do-“

[@theresehagelin5592]

I watched this while being ill (covid), and NOT having showered for a couple of days... My thought was "not really, no!"

[@-GOstar-]

Another note about stan lee, he literally said that the whole point of spiderman covering his entire body with his suit is so anyone can imagine themselves or anyone else as spiderman, there was a comic where peter saves a black child who imagines spiderman to be a black man under the mask and uses him as a role model/imaginary friend, also there is literally a gay fashion designer spider man

[@Vee-Shan-CC]

I worked in Bandwidth management for 2 separate ISP's and the amount of parents that would claim that gaming was the cause of their higher usage was insane. I'd have to explain over and over and the only time gaming is the cause is when you are downloading, otherwise streaming is everything and they need to quit their BS in trying to take the games away from their kids.

[@kempolar9768]

Videogames are the current main generational scapegoat, as soon as they run out of things to complain about with games they will just move on to scapegoating something else.

[@doomse150]

Slight nitpick here, with Could Gaming/Game Streaming slowly rising in popularity, gaming can actually have an impact on internet bandwidth similar to streaming movies/shows, for obvious reasons. But except for those cases, you are still spot on

[@chilanya]

i noticed when the pandemic was just a few weeks old that youtube always changed the default video quality to the (almost) lowest. I had to set my preference again nearly everyday. i thought they did this for reasons of bandwidth, was i wrong to assume this?

[@laurendoe168]

@@chilanya While I obviously can't say for sure... I would suspect the change was intentional fearing a major increase in traffic.

[@Ikajo]

@@kempolar9768 They already have. Now it is smartphones that are the big bad. People make all sorts of claims about it. Like, claiming folks used to interact more or have better relationships. I was a teen in the 00s, my first phone could barely do anything beyond making a call and maybe text. Got my first smartphone when I was in my 20s. I clearly remember people still not making a lot of contact with each other. Granted, culture plays a huge part and my country is known for being super reserved towards strangers.

[@Chillipowww]

Stan Lee happens to be a huge ally, a lot more than people think. He laughs at ships, he finds them funny. He canonly made Loki bisexual and gender fluid to fit with his Norse myths. Star lord is bi, Thor is aswell (or something). Stan Lee literally does not care so long as it’s not disrespectful or just downright weird. He’s a huge sweetheart and probably looks down on us all and sips his wine in joy. Also where tf are people getting their takes from?? He doesn’t intend for things to be a certain way and might politely tell you “hey, not true, :)” and that’s that😭 Leave the poor old man to his eternal peace- or well his eternal hell, you choose🤷‍♂️

[@anitanielsen1061]

RIP STAN😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Chillipowww]

@@anitanielsen1061 R.I.P Stan🙏

[@Sr_ECO]

The man was so wholesome, and yet some weirdos try to cancel him

[@Chillipowww]

@@Sr_ECO Saw someone try to say he (not in a good way) laughs at the idea of [comic] Peter and wade being together, like I don’t think this man, the very same man who has to manage movies and fight w/ Sony, cares what two characters people think should pair☹️

[@coalgizmodude7803]

R. I. P. Stan Lee. And I thought Loki was pan? But either way, I don't know where people get the idea that Stan Lee was homophobic and/or transphobic, he doesn't deserve the hate

[@crazypamela]

I like how he tells everyone "Stay happy out there" just for the next word to be "no" I just thought it was amusing XD

[@quinxit5033]

As a trans man, masculine smells really help with dysphoria, so in a weird way Click's intros give me gender euphoria-

[@evobrand1210]

That sounds weird, but as long as it makes you happy ...that's just a summary of this whole channel, isn't it?

[@דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ]

Wait.... So biologically, are you a male or a female??? This whole LGBTQ thing confuses me.

[@sweariefaerie9621]

@@דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ Rude.

[@daneoff9082]

@@דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ If I understand correctly, (I apologize if I get this wrong) trans men identify as men and were not assigned male at birth.

[@evobrand1210]

@@דודזבוקריצקי-צ2פ A trans man is a person who was asigned female at birth (afab), due to their genitalia, but later realized they were male. I got very confused at the beginning as well. "Trans" is when you were assigned a gender that didn't fit you at birth. "Cis" is when you were assigned a gender you do agree with. For some reason, this often gets misunderstood as either trans or some kind of slur, but it really is just a simple descriptor.

[@TheScienceNerd100]

I want to see Click make a secret alt account where he does r/confidentlyincorrect or r/Quityourbullshit but instead he agrees with the wrong side of the post and argues for them. Something like a *Devil's Advocate*

[@thelotusking9901]

he just has a color negative filter over himself while filming, and vehemently denies that he is the click

[@leomassafm160]

@@thelotusking9901 Evil The Click be like

[@DrT0705]

@@leomassafm160 evil Click is called The Dick

[@the_plushie_doctor]

He should call the channel that

[@the_plushie_doctor]

Also algorithm

[@feroxsayshello518]

I watch your videos when I'm struggling with my PTSD and depression, and they really help me decompress and I'm grateful for the humor that you bring to my life, especially when I feel like I can't laugh and you prove me wrong ❤

[@gabriellar4189]

Ooooh no, no, don't worry Click, you'll NEVER run out of content. There will always be some very incorrect and weird opinions out there in this very cursed place we call Internet. Unfortunate for society, but at least it means plenty more of Click videos! XD Congrats on the 1M subs, btw! You deserve it! ^^

[@l0li_w0lf]

30:07 You can see me in the background peeping in the door way watching his every move waiting for the opportune moment to strike and give him lots of hugs and cuddles, but I’d rather not be arrested for trespassing and probably for a few other things yet…

[@sitarobinson6544]

"A 400 lbs dog?! What kind of dog is that, a bear?!" 🤣 I nearly choked laughing at this.

[@nathannash7136]

I'm a proud American, but I don't think that our flag should be flown higher than other nation's flags. Also, congratulations on the Million subs. One more thing: I'm a veteran and can confirm that military personnel get every vaccine and then some.

[@CircusFoxxo]

Soldiers get inoculated against anthrax.

[@Reverend_Salem]

@@CircusFoxxo i didnt realise there was an anthrax vaccine

[@rainbowprism6242]

I am actually surprised people think soldiers are not vaccinated. Especially after all those super soldier experiments injections conspiracies.

[@Oturan20]

Cause you never know what you might run into in the field.

[@CircusFoxxo]

@@Reverend_Salem It's a bacterial infection that primarily grows on the fleece of sheep, and infects the soil and etc around where those sheep live. The bacterial spores can live for a long time dormant in the soil. Given that it's a biologically-sourced infectious agent, you can develop and deploy a vaccine to help your immune system kill it off before it can cause harm.

[@SawBSketch]

the negative thing connected with survival instinct kind of got me. it made me completely understand why humans do that, and is gonna help me and most likely many others to remember to appreciate the good and not focus on shotty comments

[@v01dTelevision]

26:05 also why each tree has one chair. If it was natural, the chairs would be uneven and some would have trees, some wouldn’t. Some chairs would be higher up on the tree, or be crooked, or broken

[@marylambkin]

I always love when people are convinced they're right with absolutely no proof to back them up. It makes walking away from them really easy.

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

That lady thought Stan Lee was judgmental? Fun Fact: Nightcrawler was really created by one of the DC comic book illustrators. But when he showed the picture to them, they turned him down because they thought he was too weird looking and thought people wouldn't like it. So he showed the picture to Marvel instead. He told Stan what happened, so he said, "Oh, we got the perfect place for this guy.😏".

[@Ikajo]

Heck, Stan Lee loved the Japanese version of Spider-Man. Even though it has literally nothing in common with the character beyond the name and design. There were certainly no Peter Parker or spider bite involved. I will admit though that I could see Peter Parker as bisexual, which wasn't as understood back when the character was created. Admittedly, bi erasure is still a huge thing.

[@Lanoira13]

Buds, Stan Lee WAS biphobic... He said "one sex at a time ought to be enough for anybody", claimed Andrew Garfield was suggesting making Peter Parker bi/pan for attention and controversy after the interviewer was like "where do you think that thought came from? do you think he was just trying to include another audience?", and implied it was bad and "making a issue out of it" to even explicitly depict gay characters. You can appreciate things you like about a person while also acknowledging their flaws.

[@Ikajo]

@@Lanoira13 A lot of people are biphobic. Including other people in the LGBT+ community. It is unfortunately not uncommon.

[@sopadumacacoumadelicia5]

@@Lanoira13 Can you link the source to that? Or tell us where you read it.

[@Lanoira13]

@@Ikajo Yes, as a bi person I'm very aware how not uncommon it is. That doesn't make it better and it doesn't mean it should be ignored or lied about.

[@AVOddi]

I've heard that exact response to Petas' tweet about 20-30 times by now sometimes by different creators but it's always just as awesome every time

[@jakfjfrgnei]

Ah yes, 25 minutes of google is totally more accurate and informative than 4 years of overall medical school, 5 more year of residency, constant training, and years of experience in the field of medicine

[@claveworks]

That Reddit commentator who 'stuck a cord' was double-ignorant as the saying 'struck a chord' as in sounding off or resonating with the topic discussed. It's a whole new level of stupid trolling almost like saying people were 'aggregated' instead of 'aggravated' lol Also grats! The 2nd person I follow who reached a million in the last few days, it's good to see!

[@phoebedarker]

Lucky charm

[@starpuppo]

2:40 fun fact, there's another comment on that post, not shown in the video, that lets you know peta posted that on steve irwin's birthday

[@jetomid1916]

I dont know how, but like five times in a row i predicted Click will publish a video. My brain just goes "Click might publish a video today," randomly throughout the day, then i check my notifications, and there it is, another delightful video. By the way congrats to 1 million subs, your content always brightens my day.

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I had a stomach ache this morning. For some reason I was glued to the toilet for 30 minutes with cramps. And it got to a point where I had to delay my trip to the hospital to get results for testing I had done. I don't believe one bit that that guy had enough strength to even lift a pinky finger in that situation. If I'm ejecting liquid from all holes you can probably find me in bed or on the couch taking medicine whilst trying not to vomit.

[@Pringleworm]

Oooh that sucks mate

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Water is your best friend.

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Trust me when I say that water really helps when you have an upset stomach. It helps fill up your stomach without any negative effects (saltine crackers also help with that), it replenishes any liquids you spent from puking or pooping, and it can taste great.

[@ValirAmaril]

sorry to hear, hope you get better soon

[@DogGoBork]

The pineapple shirt is very nice, as it is a subtle formal wear but still represents the brig tropic feel a pineapple gives. The shirt could be worn anywhere, from a Netflix & chill to a fancy date in a restaurant. Very subtle but enjoyable to see 9/10

[@cessnaace]

As a former Army Brat (my dad was in the U.S. Army), even us kids had to be vaccinated against everything, and boosters every time we moved overseas. That was in the 60s, but I can't imagine that it's changed since then. I've been vaccinated twice for COVID-19. I'm still here.

[@markalexander3659]

I once searched "headaches and nosebleed" and "Dr Google" told me that I had something like "stroke-induced nostril AIDS-cancer"

[@schrodingerscat3741]

I.... I don't know how people get results like this O.o

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Better start using them essential oils lol

[@markalexander3659]

@@Gabi-vt4ex LOL

[@Pringleworm]

Haha yesterday I had a dream that I had a stroke! Noone even noticed. Of course it was a dream though. If it was real I most likely wouldn't be posting this comment.

[@markalexander3659]

@@Pringleworm Well, you might but it would probably be jibberish :P [OMG I am so sorry...that joke was not only bad but in terrible taste]

[@ashleycook6025]

"Skinny teas" are usually a mix of senna, a natural laxative, and stimulants, and sometimes an unlisted often untested "proprietary blend" and occasionally they'll contain some soluble fiber. Senna is a bit strong but great for occasional constipation and only that. I've used it before, it's effective but can give you abdominal cramps and nausea. Recommend drinking before bed, brewed with chamomile if you're using it for the first time, along with a glass of warm water and NOT with anything containing stimulants. Stimulants will make the side effects worse. Do not use stimulant laxatives, like senna, or laxatives at all for that matter to lose weight. That is dangerous, will dehydrate you and will only give you temporary results, mostly because of water and poo leaving your system. Yes, you won't be as "bloated" because your intestines always have a little waste in them and literally wringing that out of them will make you "feel" skinnier and will make your tummy cave a little. We all have water in our fat cells, yes, that's supposed to be there, though lack of movement and a diet high in sugar and/or sodium and certain health conditions that are often uncontrollable, will make you retain water (ie you feel and look "puffy" or in some cases swollen). Losing this will also make you feel and maybe even look a little skinnier, but it's definitely temporary. Again, only use senna if you are planning on doing some, potentially very uncomfortable, pre-colonoscopy type cleansing of your intestines.

[@katharineoneill3892]

Currently watching these while dealing with a viral infection. I only subscribed a few days ago, and you've got me addicted. Thanks for cheering me up.

[@PartsOfABox]

Click is one of the best people to be addicted to. Hope you get better 💖

[@suchendelokidottir5673]

Oh you are so lucky. You get binge Click videos without having already watched them all.

[@gunbi_the_antonion]

0:06 What do you mean we've been bamboozled? In any case we've been mangoozled! Wonderful video as usual.

[@SeetiIsoaho1302]

Haha funni

[@Yuko_Enderr]

as someone who has done reasearch for a project in school, in the dsm-5 (a website that can be used to find questions on many mental disorders and its a super trusted website) it actually tells you the causes of autism from what i can remember they were: -complications at birth -genetics -and some more i cannot remember its also common knowlage that vaccines dont cause disorders of any kind i want whoever things autism can be caused by vaccines to give me a SINGLE case of autism being caused by them before i even begin having an argument with them (note: i am not anyone certified this is just common knowlage and from my reaserch i conducted for a school project)

[@TheLooterArmy]

Dude I am sooo happy for you hitting 1mil. You really helped me find laughter when everything in my life was dark and humorless. Your crazy voice skills, silly humor and commonsense commentary always make me happy. Thank you so much & I wish you all the success in the world.

[@frith.calluna]

I'm nearly at the halfway mark of becoming a vet and I still feel like I don't know ANYTHING. Meanwhile these people are like hihi I know more than the people who went through years and years of studying to become a doctor because this rando on a forum tells me so! If it were ever that easy, everyone would be a brain surgeon by now...

[@Virtualblueart]

I find it equally fascinating and humbling that the more you study a subject the more you realise you can never know it all.

[@waynemarvin5661]

Gee, I thought ALL commenters we're brain surgeons! Next, you'll be telling me that all these fourteen and fifteen year old game players are NOT university professors!

[@krbthewitch]

It sucks to have to deal with that, but good on you for your hard work.

[@infinityblayde1973]

@@waynemarvin5661 Pshh, no way! That's like saying this salad wasn't actually made by a Roman emperor.

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Idiots believe they know everything. Smart people are the ones who know that they have much to learn

[@marioborgen]

10:22 thought it was banana peels, huh 30:12 I sometimes forget that the click lives with other people 😂

[@jellytribe1493]

as someone who genuinely loves hiking, i now understand why all the "i love the outdoors" people never wanted to go on hikes as a date.

[@KohanaCoyote]

The scream at the intro gets me all the time.

[@Crossing.Blue_Water.]

WEEEAAHHH

[@jenniferbenedict2223]

I heard the scream from my room and ran into the living room yelling "PAUSEPAUSEPAUSE!!! WAIT FOR ME!!" I was asleep when I heard it.

[@jessmoonlight273]

Sorry I know this is out of context but when Click cited welcome to the Internet I literally screamed. I cannot love this man anymore than I already do, Click listen to Burnham

[@jaxscales6158]

I read your comment right as I got to that part in the video. I love him even more now

[@BjoernVT]

Congrats to 1 million! the "no alcohol before 21" rule in the US makes sense ... imagine, the desaster whe nall the 18 year old gun owner would also be allowed to drink

[@lepidotos]

It used to be 18, but MADD got it bumped up due to all of the teenage drunk driving incidents. 21 is a better age to start than 18 in other ways, though; there is observed brain development stunting in teenagers who drink (Lees, Squeglia et. al. 2020 -- PMC7183385). If we're going based on just objective reality, 26 or 27 would be the "best" age to start drinking but discouraging the use of alcohol (as we're doing currently with tobacco) would be ideal.

[@justine8387]

@@lepidotos and what is the affect on the brain of being in military combat? Should the enrolment age be over 26 too? Also 21 is not to do with car accidents, it is to do with puritanical culture and abstinence self righteousness.

[@heroineoftime2876]

4:40 This is actually a thing. It's called 'conformation bias'. You only look for information that goes along with your viewpoint and disregard any information (in Karen's case, probably proven facts) that disagree with your viewpoint.

[@miagreen9005]

i really like the way you explain concepts like correlation vs causation, you're really good at that

[@alexw.7097]

I'm so excited for you to have hit 1 Million! You deserve every single one, Clicky!!!

[@ReinBelmont]

The click: starts talking about correlations. Me, exitedly: "I know this one! ice cream thiefs!"

[@hanpines3808]

31:40 That ice cream thing has been used as an example in several of my classes about correlational research haha

[@azureskyparker6240]

Really appreciate Click on the grind all your hard work has paid off!

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

for one second i read "grindr" instead of "grind" .... i know... i'm beyond needing jesus, i'm going all the way back to norse myth to find the pagan deity who will fix my shit

[@vanillathebard]

Your pineapple shirt matches the pineapple neon light that I've somehow never noticed in the background.

[@cris-asimp106]

10:41 Frick, re-watching this made me notice the pretty tree right behind the door, man I like that tree, looks really green.

[@battlesheep2552]

6:10 STOP! SHE'S ALREADY DEAD!

[@marsbars3614]

Can we appreciate how adorable Click's laugh is though

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

Have you seen that Peta ad with the milk and the sad face that says 'got autism? This is why.' Gets me every time 😂

[@demonicratboy]

12:09 much love to shadow figure passing Click's door-

[@dinosrawr13]

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that

[@denkisupremacy]

lmao I came to make sure others had seen it too!

[@Random_Guy305]

I was just watching ghost spooky stuff before this video as well before i saw that 🤣

[@Stirfry47]

Yaya I'm not the only one

[@demonicratboy]

@@Stirfry47 we stan

[@gabsrants]

26:28 Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. I'll show myself out...

[@stephaniecourteoreille5972]

12:09 lil' friend just peeked in like a little funni person

[@WatermelonLord_]

24:26 Is that a Bo Burnham reference I hear?

[@bat-cb1kw]

My first thought!!

[@VeraExora]

Fun Fact: TheClick is a cutie That's all. Congrats on a million

[@theubiquitouspotato]

I always think its a shame that the people who really need click, aren't likely to see him keep up the good work sir you make me feel better about the world.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

Name a more iconic duo then Click and Mango Bamboozles.

[@Gloomdrake]

Joker and paying taxes

[@flyingstonemon3564]

Snorlax and Pikachu