r/Crappyoffbrands | the incredible Shrulk

[@jucathedog]

The worst part of that monopoly offbrand is the fact that in the card says "mammon", and I don't know if the chinese did that on purpose, but mammon is the demon that represents the sin of greed

[@RhamanaChan]

I thought that was the best part, as well at the name of the game basically being (need) mo' money

[@loki4807]

Ah Mammon acts like a somebody even though basically no one has heard of him. At least most people know who Asmodeus is.

[@johird9990]

I know about this because I watch the funny demon show

[@lunariousmoon]

Obey me fans waltzing in

[@gh0stz404official]

@@lunariousmoon*waltzing in (technically ex obey me fan since that was my last hyperfixation, but it still counts, right?)

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Jack never fails to blow our eardrums out

[@meltuchaashinametai]

real

[@calebshmanderson]

Jack never fails to blow

[@HyperCat392]

"HI KIDS!!"

[@iicybrii4883]

Jack never

[@Just_a_commenter]

Offbrand Pikachu, I don't choose you. Not now, not ever D: Still, respect to Jaddy for putting an appropriate voice to an abomination.

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

"Jaddy"

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

It worked perfectly, your replying user has forgot the move, Forgot That People Call Him "Jaddy" Now, completely!

[@redactedredacted1860]

It’s either Pinocchio from Shrek or Toad on Crack

[@m2pt5]

"What is Elmo actually?" He's a monster. Basically all the furry Muppets are "monsters".

[@danz9268]

what kind of "monsters" exacly?

[@SleepyChihuahua]

​@@danz9268Basically how they're represented on the show, i.e. Elmo's is a red furry monster, Big Bird is a giant avian monster, Snuffy is a wooly monster, etc

[@dainafox1316]

13:48 Jack calling the Daisy/Bunneary a "Peach Bunny" caused me more pain than it should have-

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Isn't it because it's dressed as Princess Peach?

[@dainafox1316]

​@@TheGoldenDunsparceNo, it's dressed as Princess Daisy sfshdhsh "Bunny" is fine but that's a whole different Princess--

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@dainafox1316 Ooooooh!! I watched this on mobile and didn't see the color diff lol

[@dainafox1316]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce Ok that's fair dhsfhdhd

[@alexiswagner5388]

​@@dainafox1316 i had to rewind i just noticed the color difference im on mobile too

[@the_stray_cat]

15:55 rule one, blame the higher ups. it is not the programmers faults it is the people going "nope we dont want you to make it" people doing the actual work can only work on what they are given the ok to.

[@greenknight9000]

I actually have that off-brand Sonic keychain at 16:17 since my mother bought it for me as a gift, and despite its crappy off-brandedness, I still cherish it c:

[@loki4807]

And Five Lads actually exists, it is an Irish take on Five Guys.

[@doofus-noire]

This is one of my favorite subreddits, thanks Emkay.

[@Actuallygoaway]

Same I love it when he posts this sub

[@CorruptedEvangelist]

Theory: Curious George never defeated the residual one because he IS the residual one, which is my he conducts the experiments on people.

[@TheoMcAllister]

Those Mario Pikachus are perfect. It's-a-me, catchin' them all!

[@parkergreen2704]

They even made Buneary the princess, as a reference to Dawn's Buneary in the anime!

[@PippinFisherreed]

No subreddit can be better than this. No subreddit at all.

[@waluigi3459]

13:34 i love how mario pikachu and luigi pikachu are in fact real products

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

1:00 *AAH* You got me a game ... child? Made in chainor- This console is such a knockoff, even the country it was made in is a knockoff!

[@The_cozygamer_offical]

1:10 “game child? made in chanor? This is such a knock off even the country it was made in is a knock off.”

[@CinderFallenAngel]

We used to have a Five Lads, they used something very similar to the Nando Logo. They changed to ‘The Ladz’ a few years back, when Five Guys opened nearby.

[@Jokoko2828]

I do love the Chinese monopoly knockoff having a goddamn Mammon card.

[@KainYusanagi]

The cash is branded "Mammon", too. Bottom left of the image.

[@robertjaysonalcantara7016]

"I'd like to order some hot coffee" "GET OUT OF MY STORE!" I lost it!

[@FangFeraligatr]

He said that and I went "BRUH!!" How many of the younger gamer audience do you think are gonna get that joke without looking it up? XD

[@Era1113]

"residual one is defeated" oh. Last One Loses. It's the game

[@PippinFisherreed]

THANK YOU. I never really understood the naming scheme for that. You, my good sir/maam/whatever, are a lifesaver.

[@random_internetperson]

14:20 ah yes, even after watching the Pilot myself, there's already.. let's see.... R34, off brands, fanfics, fanart, and memes..

[@birama213]

It’s not even episode 10 and already everyone committed all of this stuff

[@WindowsEater]

I've seen the Residual One before, but WOW Jack made it REALLY dark. LMFAO

[@PippinFisherreed]

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

[@itsthejavavoid]

10:17 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS OFFBRAND MONOPOLY MAKES ME BC THE CARD SAYS 'MAMMON' ANSAOJSKANSKAJSNSKND (if you dont know, mammon is the sin of greed)

[@Blister_Manta]

i would probably wear the Shrek 2 hulk shirt

[@helloolleh_dis]

12:00 "Look at how they massacred my boy"

[@ChaseMC215]

Yeah.... About the GameChild thing... That came out *WAAAAAAAAY* before TAWOGB. Stuart Ashen actually took a look at the GameChild and before that, he made an entire movie about it where, spoilers for people who haven't watched it, watch it when you can, it turns out it's a nuclear device.

[@Mumek]

Jack really is something special

[@kleptomaniakrow]

*jaddy

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

0:13 Toad Mario and Temmie Undertale's lovechild

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

1:01 this is such a knock off that the country it's made in is a knockoff

[@moltenbossplays2596]

9:05 Avengibles??? Bro ripoff avengers are: inverted Greg heffley, blue freddy fazbear, yellow mega mind, and a green magic pony.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

That's a Kyrin

[@daviddyer3543]

@@caitlinabbott7895 Kirin.

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Frick I spelled it wrong :(

[@Zer0Studioz]

0:18 The day Jack went insane....

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

13:32 - The funny thing about this is that there are legit Pokemon TCG cards of both Mario Pikachu and Luigi Pikachu.

[@Charlie-1966]

Nawh they did my homie shrek dirty man 😭💀💀

[@Blitzer1001]

0:07 Hey look, its dutch pickachu!

[@H3ll0th3re]

Hoi

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

What is that Pikachu on?

[@Crayon_ASMR]

13:26 HELP THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD SO BAD I DIED

[@Kitsuna_Gacha]

16:18 I own this mudafuka! A friend of mine went to Spain during the Summer and brought back one of these for me!

[@gracepeterson4213]

7:25 I am lucky to have never been curious enough to look at gore videos.

[@taicollins2303]

When I googled it I didn't know it was torture!!! I just got told in an Emkay video to look up one of my favorite songs cause it was a meme.....this was not a meme.

[@gracepeterson4213]

@@taicollins2303 no did you actually look at the video???

[@taicollins2303]

@@gracepeterson4213 god no! I read a description of it on Quora

[@sarah1390]

@1:13 Sadly I knew about the Game Child from the KZbinr Ashens. He literally made a whole movie based on the Game Child called Ashen's and the Quest for the Game Child and his whole thing is nothing but junk and Off brands. He also made a Movie called Ashens and the Polybius heist. It is very british slapstick humour

[@ChaseMC215]

I actually mentioned Ashens in that very post. Too bad ConnerTheWaffle doesn't know that the GameChild wasn't made in the wake of that episode, it came out in the 90's to cash in on the success of the GameBoy, basically being the very first PopStation

[@Th3_PizzaGamer]

the incredible shrulk

[@Ghostfighter797]

Game... Child? Made in... Chainar? This is such a knock off that even the country that it was made in is a knock off.

[@chasezly]

8:09 i learned on reddit if you type the gibberish and translate it into Chinese (in this case japanese) then back into English it will make more sense and I tried that and it made me more confused

[@gentlesoul221]

If you think the analogue tent figures(?) were bad, we already have digital circus elsagate stuff. God has left us

[@PoppyTartéBaugettes]

9:04 GREG WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU 💀🙏

[@campandrea2008]

At a Chinese shop I found a knockoff transformer called deformation-transform herald

[@joelngo9849]

1:34 And also who shown by the boomerang suit is good at aiming at stuff

[@geoffp5771]

14:49, in china among us is called "Space Werewolf" because it's essentially a variant of the classic mafia/werewolf game taking place in space

[@taicollins2303]

Oh no ....why did I look up the funkytown thing. It's torture

[@andrewollmann304]

2:34 Elmo is a monster. He’s just Grover aged down.

[@Fiftyseven575seven]

6:00 Hey it's a fellow mormon

[@Veltri_J]

Jack your voice for the pokichu photo reminded of Pikachu using the thunder smash!

[@FloydieOfTV]

11:44 I love how Walter is there for no reason

[@Idontknow-72-i8c]

The best parts of the video: 0:02 *The Hulk is screaming the lyrics of the song All Star* 1:42 *play Super Mario for free* 2:47 *PUZZLE RING GAME MACHINE, THE DEVELOPMENT OF CHILDREN'S BRAIN, LET CHILDREN MORE INTELLIGENT!* 3:21 ????? 3:40 *THE RESIDUAL ONE IS DEFEATED* 6:13 It's my-kraft! 9:04 AVENGIBLES: MASTERS OF POWER! Featuring your favorite edible Avengers! Will Ferell, Popular book series amongst children, popular game amongst children, and popular kid show amongst adult men! 9:49 *Personalized Transforming Car!* 9:51 jared 10:01 *Nickelodeon!* 10:17 Momomoney! 11:00 *little night bear 8 piece set...* 14:03 *BURRO KING* 16:48 THURSDAY!?!??! *laughing*

[@gryficowa]

3:20 It amuses me how this one Polish bootleg became a cult favorite abroad

[@gryficowa]

No, it's just "Canned Peppers" lol

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 0:02 8:56 9:49

[@caitlinabbott7895]

14:17

[@zypherry3089]

ah yes shrulk next to my favorite movies piron man and captain americana

[@bonnie9855]

I was literally just thinking earlier that i hope you do another crappy offbrands video

[@bunnicutie576]

14:22 it's Coone, Jack, Ponnie and Ragsarah! 👍

[@mattwormington1473]

"what is elmo" a friend. next question

[@ItsJustJer]

0:13 The voice is more of a Familar to a Nintendo Franchise.

[@TheDMan2003]

1:35 What could be underneath that red? Perhaps… …blue?

[@rapogirl1391]

13:35 Oh, look at those total rip-offs. I totally don't know anything about them. ... Yep, totally don't have plushies of both PikaBros in my room...

[@SLZeroArrow]

Have not seen one of these in a while, glad a new one in on our horizon.

[@edwinmaster7326]

6:20 this is in Hungary as can be seen from it being sold for 400 forint (about 1 dollar) and the text

[@Crownslayer115]

"I’d like to order some Hot Coffee" And I’m dead

[@Chopperchumpy]

At 4:55 you really sounded like Richard Ayoade/moss from IT crowd

[@WilburJaywright]

16:49 I don’t even know what the movie is about, I just know it’s bad, and I still laughed at this. Honestly, props.

[@SEB9630_pl]

3:35 i would say that pepper with needles sounds real nice, id eat that

[@MInty56-]

Honey wake up emoay uploaded

[@doctorwhofan6340]

13:20 omg that's my comment i wrote that! Im strangerwho 63!

[@DeadpoolioTheAmazing69]

Nice

[@demongodking6681]

16:45 actually i think this is an ok off brand Halloween costume of deadpool for the simple reason is that there is a female Deadpool with the same hairstyle like that but the hair is blond not black so I'll let this one slide

[@jeabns]

the shrulk

[@elisevanbeethoven]

that title though...... IM REALLY FEELING IT

[@demonqueen32]

12:08 I have a friend who can run in heels really well

[@lady_draguliana784]

The Residual One. A tale of Eldritch Horror, by Jack...

[@princesskingforever]

Jack with that grand theft auto hot coffee joke

[@Speed_311]

Sonic and Mario are appearing a bit more often in this video. As a fan of both series, i approve.

[@Meefyyy]

7:41 its the very first crappy offbrand ever that i saw

[@Travis-44]

13:38 That would be a cool concept

[@rexyht2697]

11:05 fun fact those are clearly cheaper and worse versions of Funko's mystery mini's.(I don't own any but Andimatronic has fun reviews of them.)

[@simonevanenkhuizen3228]

0:15 Hoi = Hi/Hey in Dutch

[@tunnaing6684]

9:05 let's admit this well be better than Megamind 2

[@Is-wunny]

Elmo is a Monster

[@YourTypicalHuman]

7:14 I read it as callmekevin at first lol

[@bobguy5148]

Same For all we know its actually a secret brand hes working on

[@EmpressElectraa]

12:12 realistic sonic

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

to be fair, the off brand pikachus look almost better than the on brand, especially the Mario-Chu.

[@minecraftexpertstudios7368]

15:45 Minecraft 2.0 existed as an April Fools update

[@LuenudCreaciones]

16:18 I have that exact Sonic keychain!!

[@gamegod6859]

2:52 it's called pansage

[@victoriaroberts2105]

sweet actual jesus christ there were some good? ones, idk i think the legs chips won though 🤣

[@Craxin01]

11:30 NGL, I'd probably play the hell out of this card game!

[@sparkflamed_3602]

Hoi sounds like toad?

[@LexiaVelez]

We do not talk about Sonichu, we never do

[@Ramsey276one]

16:48 PACKGOD!!! XD

[@Nekokitsune696]

Something gives me nightmares

[@OZdoesArt]

I work at an Anime/ nerdy goods shop and we've actually got some of those goofy Sonic keychains! There's a purple one that reminds me of the Coldsteel meme and a yellow one that reminds me of...well, you know 😂

[@thelunchlady8276]

A canary?

[@heliumthe3ot]

ON NO

[@toasterr79]

THE ONE PISS IS REAL🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SUCCUBUS928]

New subreddit R/crappyoffbrandsofcrappyofbrands

[@NerysBeck]

The green Pokemon is Pansage, a grass type from generation 5

[@jetstreamsamuelrodrigues2892]

Sheep 2 be looking a little different

[@tomekorzechowski5852]

Starts with Shrek and The Hulk and ends with Angry Birds

[@Charlie-1966]

‘SHREK 2’ ELECTRIC CHINCHILA 💀💀💀💀