r/Cursedcomments | He's British

[@jerrydivyaa25]

Don't you just love it when Robin laughs his heart out?? So contagious 💞💞

[@anotsoepicgamer28]

Stop talking like a e-boy

[@iris_mono]

gay

[@asveses5730]

@@iris_mono Ah yes, homosexuality. *sips* Delicious.

[@fanofalmosteverything4658]

I like when he's laughing But laughing his heart out?? You need your heart to survive D: Imnot funny am I?

[@theexplosionofnature143]

​@@fanofalmosteverything4658 no, you are absolutely not funny

[@MuttonTheDragon]

It's not a lore reason for Mario to wear red, but it's because they wanted him to stand out against the blue background. It was purely for our convenience.

[@MurdocsMinion]

Yes, that's the explanation in our reality, but how would you explain that in-universe? It's fun to think up lore-based answers for these kind of questions. Like...who lights all the torches in Elder Scrolls dungeons? The answer, btw, at least for Skyrim specifically, is that the draugr do it, because it is part of their service to the dragon priests, to maintain their tombs after death.

[@TheEverything_Man]

Yeah but lore wise, according to a joke video by Game Theory so don’t take this seriously, it’s because he’s a communist

[@hauntedflame6923]

@Andra Genius in Skyrim, all the dungeons have a special draugher that is in charge of torch duty, where in order to survive, he just plays dead and is secretly one of the ones presumed dead at the start of the dungeons

[@MurdocsMinion]

@@hauntedflame6923 It is confirmed in the in-game book "Among the Draugr" that they "sleep" in shifts. So you could very well be correct. :3

[@rubikscubegaming2412]

No it is to hide the murder victims blood

[@thonk6191]

My worst joke: A southern man walks up to a pretzel stand in a mall. The man at the stand asks "Superpretzel?" The man looks at the pretzel stand clerk. "Soup er pretzel? I'll take the soup."

[@JunFand0ms]

Some how that made me laugh and I don't know how nor why, good job!

[@KishinAubrey]

there was actually this one lady who asked for "a side of fries" and got a special type of fries known as "asada fries"

[@woahthere_dami]

I let out such a sigh, but not cause the joke was bad; the joke's perfect.........I was just too stupid to understand the first 3 times

[@lakraknjeprak2536]

my asian customer can't even spell french fries properly it's funny whenever they try to order it.

[@EnoVarma]

Yep, that's a really bad joke. Well done.

[@Vamilator7165]

So they replaced the sharks after the other fish ate their eyes? The thing to focus on here is not the fact that the fish did that, but that they REPLACED THE SHARK. So one shark had that horrible experience and instead of going "that didn't work, maybe we shouldn't put another animal through that pain" they just replaced it. Awsome

[@verylexiconic]

I love this channel, and I can confirm that CursedComments and Crappydesign are the best subreddits.

[@WisdumOnFlightRising]

RareInsults is a good one too

[@jaydenthomas1577]

Don't forget r/madlads

[@alohaxocarol9308]

no no don’t forget NonPoliticalTwitter

[@jaydenthomas1577]

Or r/Itemshop and r/bossfight

[@trainerlsw]

I’m a big fan of r/softwaregore, r/quityourbulls**t, and r/scams

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

"How did Robin's Humor emerged from existence?" *Top 10 Questions Science Cannot Answer*

[@justinbrown6233]

2:57 I've never heard him laugh that hard

[@Asertix357]

Watch him read r/foundsatan

[@frostbitedragon9]

@@Asertix357 or r/scams. Depends on the video though

[@Wither5000]

​@@frostbitedragon9send me videos

[@lilacheart_]

the r/tumblr video has an even better one

[@juststig2735]

R/creepyasterisks tho

[@lunatpr5594]

4:17 That's a character created by Zone Toons, if you're curious. Yes, that Zone Toons.

[@oddcrafter1270]

What's her name?

[@getthehellouttahere1227]

I don't think anyone's ever said this: Props to editor Kenny

[@getthehellouttahere1227]

If this makes Kenny smile then can he/she/they put it in an r/mademesmile video?

[@BeeKisses]

The editors don't get enough love

[@bigtoes_]

Agreed. KENNY!! ACCEPT OUR TOKENS OF GRATITUDE!!!!!!

[@kessiniktange8861]

8:07 A+ censoring right there, Emkay.

[@egg-cafe]

Robin is the perfect narrator for this perfect subreddit, i love this sub

[@jaydenthomas1577]

0:19 Isn't the teeth-retracting Shark possibly a "Goblin Shark" by any chance?

[@BatInDisguiseOFFICIAL]

Goblin sharks live in more deeper waters that isn't it

[@undrsk0re]

Also it doesn't have a killer schnoze worthy of a medal

[@MrDGK]

Pretty sure it’s a Sand Tiger shark but with a broken jaw

[@Kitty-Marks]

Robin if someone asks what your job is, you're a "stay-at-home actor" .

[@cjgaming3605]

I one time called a baby in a ad ugly and some girl turned around and said "that baby has cancer!" Ok, that doesn't make him any less ugly

[@kostan55]

i would like t remind everyone that people like the one that made this comment are the future of humanity

[@cjgaming3605]

@@kostan55 Yes I'm aware and I'm proud. That just means that the future generation isnt afraid to speak their mind, even if it is a bit mean. If that sounds bad to you, you need help.

[@heymoon7088]

If you're ever dealing with a man who's insecure about his dick size I like to say "it's not the size of the weapon, it's what you do with it" works every time

[@lovelysakurapetalsyt]

And not to mention that too big can hurt, not just ow but also actively damage things. So smaller can be better, it's literally what you do that does count!

[@mekullag]

well if it was only about sexual pleasure that would be correct and since I assume lesbians can have great sex the size would literally never matter. But it‘s also an aesthetic thing and very closely connected to perceptions of strength and manliness, so until society loses it‘s shallow view of male worth it‘ll always be an issue for guys with below average sizes.

[@heymoon7088]

@@mekullag what

[@No.Yes..]

@@mekullag You somehow sound like an intellectual yet like a psychopath who is having a stroke at the same time

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

8:37 Well, for me and my college buds, it's still spooky season somewhat. Thanksgiving to us was just made to create a block between Halloween and Christmas.

[@LadyLabyrinth1337]

On the note of penis size, there is legit a size that sex becomes uncomfortable and that varies from woman to woman. An average sized penis anywhere from 5-7 inches is ideal, once you start going much bigger it's going to start getting uncomfortable. Also if you are ever worried about your member being not enough, be willing to use hands and mouth and I promise you she WILL brag to her friends about you ❤️

[@kaila-denzenhughes4130]

This!! That one woman described that size as "husband size" since it's a long lasting size range that if you settled down with that man, you'd be perfectly satisfied (as long as they're good at sex)

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Don’t forget to use your appendix!

[@LadyLabyrinth1337]

@@BigBrainGamer58 your appendix actually provides a very important role, it keeps a store of beneficial gut bacteria that can rapidly re-colonise your intestines in case of infection, antibiotic use or other illnesses.

[@lovelysakurapetalsyt]

Exactly this! As long as the person isn't trying to use it as a cop out, it isn't, sometimes too big can be harmful!

[@LadyLabyrinth1337]

@Los Pollos Hermanos Corporation well then ✨Hail Satan and have a nice day!✨

[@Rrrab]

6:27 someones daughter when Netflix nervously asks if they are still watching

[@Asertix357]

It's not an r/cursedcomments video without Robin narrating the video.

[@MixZTitaniumDubstep]

8:08 even the censor is backwards

[@robinsings9648]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when you’re early to an emkay upload

[@planeded5885]

I dunno if I'm early, but I guess I'm gonna have a good day

[@dungeonmonsterinc.2936]

Yeah... BTW I have covid

[@kennethclark4599]

3:06 Funny thing is, my baby brother got a potato for Halloween.

[@Quiet_Void]

2:03 I can vividly imagine one of the traffic guys slipping on one of those giant rubber gloves as they rethink their life decisions.

[@impracticalnuke]

If my username is a Halloween costume, I'm not visiting Japan anytime soon.

[@chickennuggets6847]

Oh.

[@dinorex6978]

I have never laughed so hard in my life, and that's saying something since I've watched a bunch of Emkay videos.

[@runeritari3]

This guy is so good. He should be youtuber with lots of wives and cats

[@kaykustner7799]

2:12 must be the 0.00000000001% loot drop-chance for high value loot

[@nefwaenre]

2:55 Robin, when people ask you what you do for a job, Show them, don't tell them. In fact, show them this!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

0:27 absolutely nothing; pretend to be asleep and memorize where I am.

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

3:29 calm down, its just doctor doofinshmirtz again trying to *"take over the tri-state area"*

[@Meduza4115]

Spooky season is forever, it's always time to spook

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

We went through a reading of Cursed Comments and not ONE Hitler joke. Reddit's going through character development.

[@alrecks619]

that kenny's pick for the censor lmao

[@Xer0280]

I love this subreddit

[@Nyxatroid]

(0:15) that's a sand tiger shark. most sharks have jaws that are on suspended to the cartilage of their skulls rather than connected specifically to have the jaw move like that; makes it easier to catch prey. this is especially prevalent in the goblin shark and the great white shark when analyzing their hunting styles. so, no; the sharks jaw is in fact suppose to do that, it's just more obvious in some species because of the way they get winter through their gills (either through the mouth while constantly swimming or using special muscles in their faces to push water down through the gills without moving. both methods exist is different sharks as sand tiger sharks are an example of sharks that constantly swim, although with an exception, and diffrent carpet sharks a good example of the other method) sorry for the info dump- as you can tell, I love sharks way too much-

[@Fluff_Noodles]

I enjoyed the info dump. Don't apologize

[@ellicusson4755]

3:13 dude best costume ever

[@professionalyeeter]

Worst? You mean best

[@ImPhxZe]

2:54 that was the funniest thing ive heard all day

[@stellarknight04]

7:22 the funny thing about this is that it started an "Eat the baby" chain and I was there too lmao

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

3:06 like the only time in a “your username is ____” that it not only makes sense but also sounds fricking amazing

[@professorkitkat]

2:55 All I can think of it Thomas the Train Engine's theme

[@SnaiIer]

I clicked this shit faster than my mom clicked my grades when the website updates

[@jaydenthomas1577]

2:03 How The Hell does that? " Cashier: That'll be $16.27 Customer: DAMN! I only have $15. Cashier: That mean s non-stop Customer: *Pulls down pants* Cashier: What the Fu- Customer: *Pulls down boxers* There it is! Cashier: ... Customer: *Shakes Ass to give change* Change: *Collides with other change* Cashier: I 'm Done. I quit.

[@davisthedaviskids2574]

6:41 I'm not the biggest SOAD fan but when nu-metal appears in a video I gotta talk about it. I love nu-metal

[@easysnakeoven9052]

Calling sharks bri’ish is a low blow. People already think they’re killers, calling them British is just mean.

[@lakraknjeprak2536]

2:40 "i've seen bigger, i've seen smaller, and yours is perfect" dude, she will compare your size to the new guy later.

[@vivianecristina7356]

Cant relate Im a bottom

[@oberstmerkel7919]

8:33 That is a pun Gideon Nav would enjoy if she had any concept of pre-Resurrection online culture.

[@official-obama]

5:23 the serial killer was soiling his pants

[@SillyGoober2024]

What even is that censorship noise?

[@caffeineandmemes]

I may have taken the sticks and stones meme and asked my DM if we can homebrew a weapon or spell where you just beat someone up with your holy book to give different types of damage

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Like the Wabbajack in book form.

[@AnOmoriFanatic]

I just frucking love when Robin's videos are interrupted for a split second by Kenny- I'm sorry🖐😀

[@dorito_mauller]

2:54 alright this one's funny, imma leave it here.

[@grandgojira5485]

4:18 everybody gangsta till they program her to kill everything

[@jaydenthomas1577]

8:08 The editor forgot to Censor out the other F*ck in that sentence.

[@Salve.Servum_Dea]

The saying “sticks and stones bay break my bones but words will never hurt me” is true, unless you play D&D or Skyrim.

[@PhoenixStarrwind]

I just learned it's impossible to drink properly and watch this particular and not choke from laughter.

[@SN0WBL4KES]

8:08 KENNY YOU MESSED UP THE CENSOR HERE HELP

[@thechillgerman9982]

How about: „Im Robin, and i am robbing your screen time“

[@DoubleTheA]

8:23 "I'm gonna get eaten alive for that joke" -Robin 2022

[@NightcoreSkies]

*Correction: Top 10 BEST teeth in Britain

[@Smellbringer]

3:38 As of Xenoblade 3's DLC, "Muscular man rides busty redhead" is apparently what the main character of Xenoblade 2 got up to. He also rode the redheads hot blonde sister and their mutual welsh friend.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

That Mr Krabs clip plays in the back of my head 24/7

[@BigBrainGamer58]

Mr krabs r34 is burned into my head

[@newabbmantics]

0:51 yes

[@thenamelessone8192]

The wheeze at 2:55 though

[@samuelbobert5769]

I’ve been watching this channel since 7th grade quit for a while and revisited.

[@Marm3ladi]

0:50 The phone is in Finnish… TORILLE!!!

[@YaBoiTheGrimReaper]

To answer Robin's question on how the routine traffic stop went to looking into his bumhole, the anus is pretty common place for criminals to store items they're transporting, the others being anything that can be stored in a balloon, that don't have the risk of breaking themselves or the balloon, and then swallowing them (this is often how smugglers and drug mules transport their illicit goods). Its like when you see your pet chewing on something and they begin to sprint as soon as you take notice.

[@Samthemoosey]

6:48 Robin, hun, are you okay? :/

[@Oscribus]

1:00 sounds like something a robber would say

[@BorBird]

1:39 so that’s the secret to the creamer in coffee

[@fishtr0n]

petition to classify robin as an endangered species

[@a_silly_moff]

“your username is your halloween costume” now where do i find mint costumes

[@bencenagy5459]

Bro laughed at a morbius joke, i want Jack back

[@almondbread8255]

8:21 stan is already a stalker but also a fan (not ceiling one) Also it's a song by eminem

[@jimwormmaster]

6:27:. This brings new meaning to getting catfished.

[@bencenagy5459]

3:29 Friendly reminder that this is how Train to Busan started too

[@graysonkarlin8925]

I have a friend who whenever someone tries to ball tap him he laughs and goes “haha small target”

[@FunnCubes]

2:48 the worst thing zo hear here is "uh oh"

[@odindonley0001]

I NEED THAT ROBOT 4:17

[@oddcrafter1270]

4:17 - _DAYUM!_ That is one fine-as-hell robot! 😍

[@xX-Autistic_bean_boi-Xx]

I am completely addicted to your Chanel XD

[@gordzilla8443]

Ahh yes, the one and only Robin who’s Throbbin’ and this subreddit!

[@zachnotzack4890]

I was watching your videos and got the notif, I "accidentally" clicked the notif, and yes, I was watching an r/Oopsdidntmeanto vid

[@MurdocsMinion]

I thought putting a smiley face on the vegan burgers was because most vegans refuse to eat anything that used to have a face on it.

[@wailmerwithinternetaccess7934]

9:40 Straightforward response

[@That0melette]

8:49 The first time I tried using a water pick, I turned it on in my mouth so water wouldn't go everywhere. Accidentally hit the roof of my mouth and spit blood all over my sink for a solid minute. I don't use water picks any more

[@sirspikemaca]

9:00 I need to know that anime, for research purposes, of course.

[@spectrum7821]

I have the information needed in helping in your “research”. I believe you might have expected it to be “anime”, but i believe it is not the first time you have encountered this type of “entertainment”. I may warn you, this might cause you to lose “NNN” The information for your research: Isekai Harem Monogatari episode 1

[@MCL66BABFT]

4:34 LOL THE WORST COMBONATION OF DISEASES

[@Lil_Warrior_Princess]

You know, being 94 would also be a shock to the body

[@mc_mc_music]

2:54 I... *yeah*

[@Crownslayer115]

That "You know something? Fuck you!" post made me choke on lunch laughing Fuck

[@dr.villager]

Spooky season does not have to end when October does

[@Volumixen]

We could rise up against paraplegic people, but it wouldn't be a fair fight. They wouldn't have a leg to stand on! ... okay, okay! I am leaving..!

[@Aperture137]

Emkay sounds like a document reader.

[@Raimien_or_cyn]

3:07 Me who dress up as anything: oh my god, My sis: awh hell no man

[@glitchyfruit2503]

3:50 that quote is from a NAZI, most often attributed to Voltaire, never seen it as an Orwell quote

[@civilwither8904]

Literally 1984

[@NFFridge]

The last one: same, I've just dropped below 49kg, because of type 1...

[@lovelysakurapetalsyt]

The just right thing, it makes sense and with the right person isn't a cop out. Sometimes too big can REALLY fucking hurt, so smaller can often be better

[@the_born_in_boredom]

It’s gonna be a good day when you are to an early upload AND its cursed comments

[@Itsdylanschmidt]

6:42 Every time I hear that song, I want to go to a party and have a real good time

[@Xeorboom]

my worst joke: so a friend came over to me and told me that he got a job that he is going to be rich so I said 'oh you can be rich from your job but I will be dave from your job'