kids being cringe on the internet

[@NotTheLastSoL]

You see, 69 is a meme number because people started making fun of a 6 after 7 8 9. 6 and 9 were very close, so it's honestly a very mean joke.

[@Cassxowary]

I see what you did there

[@sbp1763]

i thought it was because 69 upside down is also 69

[@Xo_Beanie_MorningStar_Xo]

It's a love making move

[@Enderguy57]

true

[@KITT3NSP4RKL3S]

Pls say this is satire

[@uuuuhsweepy]

When I was around 7, I wrote an extremely passive aggressive letter to my mother saying I was sorry I forgot my homework at home (teacher made me write it). She has had that very letter framed in her kitchen ever since and I have to look at it every time I go back for holiday.

[@TheMonarchofGold]

It probably reminds her of something similar she did at that age!

[@mikejameson7678]

Passive aggressive? Homework? "So, Mom. It has come to my attention, that my homework was forgotten at home. Of course, if you had a little more competence, you would've reminded me of said homework, such that I wouldn't be in this predicament. Shame on you, XOXO - Love you, Mom." You have to share the letter.

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

I love (note: am severely disappointed and sad for humanity) how modern "trolls" are just being racist/homophobic/transphobic/sexist/etc and somehow think they're funny, rather than actually making a joke, and BEING funny

[@NachtAsile]

As well as "pranksters" committing actual crimes and passing it off as "just a joke"

[@coconutpine]

i dont know how the expect people to laugh at them lol

[@BudewFan_]

Old trolls were so much better, not only at getting people actually mad, but then the payoff with “u mad bro?” Was BEAUTIFUL, modern bait just ain’t the same, too commercial, haven’t seen a true 10/10 bait since like 2015

[@AIHumanEquality]

Those types of trolls have always been around. They're just louder ever since the rise of Right Wing shifts in the US.

[@Kqvikko]

Most of them are bots, too.

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

In no way is having a cat reveal cringe. I know the poor kid only had 10 subs, but I think that's adorable!

[@Swan234]

I'm 100% with you... I'm finding his channel and subbing...

[@Swan234]

Kids on 1.52k LEGEND

[@BoredMann]

Gimme timestamp

[@Shefura]

@@BoredMann 7:25

[@thesamon123]

What if you had people pay you $2000 for a cat reveal?

[@deredere2096]

This subreddit feels funny and depressing. Like wow, I know some kids can’t comprehend certain words but a child regurgitating hate speech (knowingly or not) is sad

[@NeonTheNoble]

When I was a kid, I used to think that boysenberry was "poison berry". It didn't help that I was taught some berries in the wild are poisonous prior to learning about boysenberries. 😅

[@Mrs.Hernandez42]

I still call them poison berries 😂

[@AIHumanEquality]

The higgs bosonberry.

[@wind_king-lh8zs]

Or “Hoisin sauce”

[@Buhnkni]

THEYRE CALLED BOISENBERRY???

[@Scottylad247]

@@Buhnknino

[@early_morning_sd_team]

6:10 a note about the museum thing, this is exactly why a lot of museums use replicas for things like dinosaur bones. However another reason to use them is to avoid things like this because it will also make their insurance go up in cost. It’s why the Mona Lisa is in the case it’s in.

[@Arlosdarkcloset]

Lots of museums in the UK (atleast that I've been to) have replicas that kids are allowed to touch to help prevent them from touching the displays

[@moin8618]

Although for an amphorae like this no real security is necessary as they are comparatively cheap and pretty common

[@literalsarcasm1830]

There is nothing more pure, or cruel, than the mind of a child.

[@gooeydude574]

I think it’s a little sad that skibidi toilet is more iconic than the talking toilets from Captain Underpants

[@firebladeentertainment5739]

who? no seriously, whos captain underpants? im 27 and never heard of him tbf, im also german and dont know much about the weird things people my age experienced in america in tv

[@Hungeroftheworld]

The captain underpants movie is better than Oppenheimer

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

​@@firebladeentertainment5739theyre like the best books and movie EVER

[@AIHumanEquality]

Iconic to who? I've only seen a few lesser than intelligent people be into it. Your average person even in Gen Z and Gen Alpha does not watch that.

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

​@@firebladeentertainment5739peak

[@acatnamedtaz2167]

We have payphones in Australia, though we call them public phones, and in the last couple of years they made them free to call anywhere in the country

[@giveducko]

wait we do?.?

[@acatnamedtaz2167]

@@giveducko yes , we do , I have some near where I live

[@astraoutlight]

@@giveduckoyes, might be mainly in NSW i have no clue

[@fatbird47]

@@astraoutlight tons in victoria still aswell

[@Scottylad247]

@@astraoutlightThey are also in Brisbane and Perth, some in Darwin aswell.

[@Morana-mori]

7:00 just remembered my sisters version of this story: we were at the dentist and they have a bunch of large stuffed animals in it. the dentist is walking her to the seat (she’s like 3 i think) and my sister points out the stuffed animals tail. the dentist asks “do you have a tail?” and my sister said “I don’t have a tail! i have a butt!” and they still quote it every time she goes in for dental work. she also walked up to the people in the waiting room and told them “I have a butt! I don’t have a tail!” and every time she’s being mean to me in front of her friends I tell that story

[@c3ntigrad3]

10:26 honestly this entire segment is making me want to start journaling and now im upset that i didnt start when i was younger

[@BeanGodGoober]

“Quote from video is crazyyyyyy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀” is craazyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Ronny.3510]

"“Quote from video is crazyyyyyy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀” is craazyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀" is craazyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ajpgofacoconut6191]

@@Ronny.3510 "“Quote from video is crazyyyyyy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀” is craazyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀" is craazyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀" is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Ordinary_draws]

Crazy?

[@LeKittoKatto]

@@Ordinary_drawsI was crazy once.

[@KyleNguyen-zy8lr]

@@LeKittoKatto They locked me in a room.

[@Weewoo988]

(quote from video) is crazy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tomevers23]

I see what you are trying to do

[@personaexperimental6668]

(those who nose): 👀

[@glen5834]

For real

[@SnowDragon_2204]

🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@creatlach-bones]

@@personaexperimental6668👃

[@JustBackgroundNoise]

8:08 I actually don't mind when people comment about a specific line in one of my videos. Let's me gauge what parts of the script worked best.

[@Not_AvailableLol]

It’s just super unoriginal. I get how it could be helpful but it’s really stupid how people literally just quote the video and then put 😳😭🙏💀💀💀. I can definitely see how it might be nice to see people really liking a certain part of the script tho.

[@heytheresport]

7:14 my hypothesis is that he meant breasts, and that the mom had to get surgery on one of them because of breast cancer. happened to my mom when i was really young so i wouldnt be surprisedif thats the case- if it isnt, i have no clue lol

[@cowmann3555]

clearly one of her butt cheeks fell off

[@cocoidiea8643]

I was thinking maybe she was referring to an ex-husband but yours seems like a good theory.

[@HollowHotel-v6u]

5:38 Reminds me of when our school went on a field trip to a local art museum and a 6 year old GRABBED A POT and put it back down. He sat on the steps for the rest of the trip.

[@KonDam-l7t]

I blame museums for not having a kids section that’s more secure to the point where it’s impossible for the kids to reach anything

[@UnePaquerette]

Oh hell no. Children can understand, and it's on the parents/adults there to deal with their child. The world isn't toddlerproof, and they have to learn politeness too.

[@luhvrxbones]

Welp at least he put it back down other 6yos wouldve ran with that thing

[@KonDam-l7t]

@luhvrxbones or tried to eat it

[@KonDam-l7t]

@@UnePaquerette yeah but it’s preferable if they do so without breaking pots that hundreds or even thousands pay to see in the museum

[@tergish1]

Technically if you’re old enough to remember those aol free trial disks, the internet literally did come in the mail

[@arthas640]

i remember those. My local Blockbuster had a bunch of those free trial discs, if i remember right you got them if you rented a certain amount or bought something but since they were just sitting by the entrance some people just snuck off with a stack of them.

[@lemonadesaccounttm8721]

i think thats the joke

[@tergish1]

@ we got them by mail all the time, they made for decent frisbees

[@tonyblake7569]

​@@arthas640Hollywood video near me had those when you got mail came out. Had a bunch when it ended, knew everyone that worked there and we had a war after they closed one night lol.

[@arthas640]

@@tergish1 dont forget coasters!

[@epichoagie5999]

Didn't have a diary, but I did have a notebook in which I tried to make a comic when I was like 10 or 11. It was a very obvious rip-off amalgamation of MegaMan X, Dragonball Z, and Sailor Moon. The writing should have been a major early sign of my god-awful ADHD lol

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

You have nothing to feel bad about. You were being creative in the main way you knew how. Fanfiction is effectively the same thing. If someone doesn’t know how to make their own characters and stories, they should be able to use someone else’s material as prefab, so long as it is fresh, isn’t offensive or sold for profit.

[@epichoagie5999]

@terminalvelocityrunner2202 that's sweet of you to say hah No worries, I definitely laugh at how cringe little me was. I still have that rotten thing to this day, despite at least a dozen moves throughout my life haha

[@underlightmusic]

12 year old me would go nuts for that crossover.

[@LeKittoKatto]

Me remembering this “legendary story” I wrote when i was like.. eight or nine with my crappy OCs, Friend’s OCs, and random kirby characters for some reason. I thought I was actually cooking at the time. The worst part is I actually read it aloud to my class and only felt the embarrassment as I started actually presenting it.🗿 😭 Now that I think about it, I had a lot of early signs of my ADD back then, lmao.

[@FISHYCARP_TOASTED]

I used to make stories about a show I like A LOT, most had an OC or two that never appeared again, and I only finished like 5 of them (I wrote well over 100 of them) The plots were also mostly based off an episode of another show with a few changes. Most of my effort on them was spent on the backgrounds that were also copied from a show I kinda want to redesign the OCS from those stories now that I have improved my art a lot

[@timisme8360]

20:59 I was in a bar years ago, talking to a girl and she sneezed without even trying to turn her head or cover her mouth. Big ol' loogie ... right on my lip ... conversation over. It was one of those things that sticks with you. I'm 63 and I STILL get skeevy thinking about it, 40 years later.

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

🎉🎉🎉

[@cranberrycracker6847]

20 YEARS OLD AND SNEEZING DIRECTLY ON STRANGERS?? MY GOD

[@P1CKL3_RICK]

Some people would pay for that kind of experience. Much like myself. I would.

[@a_username_lol]

@@P1CKL3_RICK aw hell nah

[@tergish1]

You know what’s funnier than 68? *snickers* **69**

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

I'm stupid I didn't press read more and thought the punchline was just the candy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@KesperHadal]

​@@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 real

[@BrickSimplicity]

*loud silence*

[@WyzardMan]

"And nobody know why!" *bursts out laughing*

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

@@whitepumpkinenthusiast27 that would've been just as funny, if not funnier

[@whatafoolbelieeeeves]

7:25 this does NOT deserve to be in this subreddit. cats are precious!!!

[@Endy_245]

10:51 dear god, when Robin wrote that first entry, I would have been 16 DAYS OLD. That makes me feel old, even though I’m only currently 22 (yes I also want Robin to feel old too 😈)

[@SBSP02]

I was 14 days old at the time

[@aaronabbey2604]

Try being 15 at the time. About to crest 40 in a couple of years.

[@MontCerene]

Literally seven years before I was born, it's a humbling experience to think about a piece of paper being older than you, even if it's obvious that could happen

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

I was in the womb

[@chippyconqueror]

3 years before i was born, and i constantly think that i'm gonna be old turning 20 this year

[@CiaraNíShúilleabháin1990]

This Robin guy is great. I wonder if he has his own KZbin channel and if it's possible to find a link to it somewhere. I guess we'll never know.

[@Imdumberthanyou]

We'll never know....

[@SnowDragon_2204]

such a shame…

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

such a bigass shame

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

My mom is 53 and she still doesn't know what an album is 😂. Yesterday she asked Google nest to play songs from the opera singer Bocelli. Then she told me Google picked the perfect album, or she was wondering what album it was that had all of these collabs in it. She said they were the same songs they had at the 30th carrer anniversary tribute concert they aired on tv. I had to explain to her that Google most likely opened Bocelli's Spotify page and was pulling the most famous songs from the artist page. That this is no album. That I could've asked him to play songs of my favorite artist let's say Cheat Codes and it would probably play Cheat Code's most famous songs and nothing more. That it wouldn't pick an album in particular like the Hellraisers serie or One Night In Nashville. But a random assortment of songs.

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

10:44 atleast Robin had a real diary entry. My first diary entry from 12 years ago when i was 6 is just: "I watchtet some television and we vistsited some friends, it was fun." (Writing mistakes sorta made up the original was written in german and i tried my best to add the writing mistakes in english because they are the silliest part.)

[@YuffieOW2]

8:16 "I- It's always the most boring comments that seem to have a trillion likes" is crazy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@merryavant]

5:54 Here’s some context: That museum actually lets people touch their artifacts to let them have a historical perspective. The kid was unsupervised by his parents, and did it by accident. I don’t know how he did it though. The parents were interviewed by a new station I think and during the interview, the kid was clearly still unsupervised. The owner didn’t charge them.

[@Lev-f4i]

3:30 Poor kid, doesn't know history at all.

[@Kowalski_at-Bayern]

Considering they were around in 2017 I'm guessing their 12 years old.... I think they're in denial

[@The_og_moonwalker]

@Kowalski_at-Bayernthey could’ve been like 5-7 years old and remember. That would explain the way they write.

[@ace352]

Funny story: when I was 3, I decided to just run out the door, and off the backporch. Our porch is a foot and a half off the ground, and is surrounded by rocks, and I flew headfirst into the rocks. To make matters worse, I was the ring bearer for a wedding the next day. I was a dumb kid, which explains why I am the way I am today.

[@CIoudStriker]

Please tell me that you've been asked if you fell on your head as a kid, and that when it happens you just bluntly say "Yes".

[@ace352]

@CIoudStriker Sadly no... but if someone does, I have an answer.

[@mafuxmafuxmafuxmafu]

Men who care about WOMEN💜

[@elisevanbeethoven]

Women who care about MEN 🩷

[@user-dw4uj1cw4l]

Yesterday me and bro were practicing our respecting women skills. I pretended to be a woman and we interacted. So nice. I felt so damn safe in his arms. This guy is clearly amazing, I bet women love him.

[@qyt9587]

​@user-dw4uj1cw4lthats weird icl

[@wanjoris]

YEEAAHHH

[@Lobotomized._.666]

@user-dw4uj1cw4l You should sit down when I tell you this...

[@piperfr]

i'm a 12 year old fan who watches all the videos and i know i would just sound like another little timmy if i said "im more mature than these kids" but genuinely wtf are these kids doing😭😭

[@piperfr]

@ ik bro💀

[@TrinityThreat]

schizophrenia simulator

[@piperfr]

@@TrinityThreat wait the guy deleted his comment💀💀

[@pikachubirb]

@@TrinityThreatschizophrenia is a simulator

[@defokochu]

Once I argued with my cousin (7) in the airport about whether snails are faster than light. His argument was that “it takes so long for light to get around the universe, that a snail could get around Neptune faster”

[@SpycrabIsDum]

As a kid I used to think that when a trailer said "only in movies (insert date)" that the movie would only be able to be watched on that specific date

[@Kwispy_and_Scattered]

21:10 on the topic of cleanliness, i'm reminded of when i was 9, and the neighbor's kid who was like 6 snuck up to me and his brother while we were talking and pissed on my leg. I was so confused that i ran back to my house crying because like, wtf?

[@beepyshenanigans]

what the actual fck

[@soullessphantom9872]

Same as my younger cousin who is almost 7. The fact that he pissed straight on my left side of my thight is so disgusting, I still remembered it from 9 years ago. I just wanna slap him, and the whole house was empty except me, my cousin, and the the maid who is doing the laundry at the 1st floor (yes my cousin's family has a 2nd floor house) and we're at the balcony

[@_..Rabbit.._]

I have more information on the vase that kid broke! His parents were watching him fairly well, but he had done so too quickly for them to react. The museum doesn’t have any glass or anything surrounding the pieces so it’s more immersive for everyone. From when I remember, people were allowed to touch the items, he touched it with a bit of force, causing it to fall over. The museum was really understanding about the whole thing and they ended up hooking it together and I believe he even got to help a little bit with that process.

[@Hugealligator254]

Weird stories about kids these days: *actual hate speech* Weird stories that we had when we were kids: one time I dropped a whole pizza isn’t that funny

[@Gameplan-tired]

8:05 is crazy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (for any adhd people, yes I put the same amount of skulls)

[@a_username_lol]

BRO ur so right frfr actually so skibidi

[@Real-FaZe-Carpet]

That’s ocd not adhd lol

[@Khaisz.]

3:25 "back in 2017" oh you poor kid, your world is gonna shatter when you learn history.

[@DaniDy01]

Just imagine 2025 is one persons 2017

[@DaniDy01]

Israel and Palestine were friends 💀

[@pikachubirb]

@DaniDy01that part is the most wrong part

[@nonsensology]

12:30 That's so adorable. Gives me "Alice Through the Looking-Glass" vibes. There's a part where the White Queen suddenly begins screaming. ‘What is the matter?’ [Alice] said, as soon as there was a chance of making herself heard. ‘Have you pricked your finger?’ ‘I haven’t pricked it yet,’ the Queen said, ‘but I soon shall-oh, oh, oh!’ ‘When do you expect to do it?’ Alice asked, feeling very much inclined to laugh. ‘When I fasten my shawl again,’ the poor Queen groaned out: ‘the brooch will come undone directly. Oh, oh!’ As she said the words the brooch flew open, and the Queen clutched wildly at it, and tried to clasp it again. ‘Take care!’ cried Alice. ‘You’re holding it all crooked!’ And she caught at the brooch; but it was too late: the pin had slipped, and the Queen had pricked her finger. ‘That accounts for the bleeding, you see,’ she said to Alice with a smile. ‘Now you understand the way things happen here.’ ‘But why don’t you scream now?’ Alice asked, holding her hands ready to put over her ears again. ‘Why, I’ve done all the screaming already,’ said the Queen. ‘What would be the good of having it all over again?’

[@rooicarus6729]

"maybe its a communal thing, we all like like that comment because that moment also stood out to us" goes crazy

[@Sakura_Arashima]

I went on Reddit when I was like 12 and commented on r/teenagers that I was 12 and got banned from Reddit and I cried so much that my mom had to ask what was wrong😭

[@ErtuTalks]

Nah you were so close to being allowed 😭

[@RoyalEric]

3:41 I think this is the hardest we seen robin laugh

[@narisumashi3137]

Nope, he once laughed so hard he wheezed for about 20 seconds. Sadly can not remember the video

[@SuopIsTheWinner]

Man, every time you remind us you're from Spokane, I look up SO FAST because I'M from Spokane and it always shocks me that literally any other person is from here! Especially a channel I like! It's nuts to see another Spokanite!

[@ActionGhoul]

I'm from Spokane too! I still currently live there as well, I love hearing Robin talk about it. It really is a beautiful city and I love it

[@The_og_moonwalker]

Spokane gang

[@joliealbury6936]

21:41 As a _Murder Drones_ fan, we do not claim this kid.

[@Butter-Production]

As a fellow Murder Drones fan, I can confirm that we do not claim this child. Can a tf2 representative claim this child?

[@beardiller1624]

As a tf2 fan we also have agreed that we shall not claim this child. could an Gmod representative could respond about this child?

[@Pezut-ob6mu]

As a representative of the gmod community, we have decided to reject this offer. Would any representative of the fnaf community like to claim this child?

[@MaceJones-nf2cs]

As a representative of the FPE and an ex-FNAF communities, this child is unclaimed. May a representative for the current FNAF community please confirm?

[@FunSized.]

As a representative of the current fnaf community, we do not claim this child. Perhaps a representative of the mha community will accept him?

[@MisterBrick42]

10:30 i just realized the logic here. Fourth of July and New Years are both celebrated via launching fireworks. so maybe that's why they mixed them up

[@christopherg2347]

5:38 Being able to touch is kinda that museum's gimmick, so the parents didn't have to pay for the repair. Not that they would have had a leg to stand on with that lax security.

[@logoncal3001]

THE YAOI GIRL, SHES LITERALLY ON A VILLIAN ARC BECAUSE OF THIS

[@rhetteffectbeats]

Who are we talkin about?

[@0fficechair]

​@@rhetteffectbeats24:43

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

Oh dear. Probably not my first diary entry, but it's a family joke and the first one I remember: "Today I poked myself in the eye with scissors. I have a patch." I'm sure I spelled it very badly but I was like 6... and yeah that happened, I ouch to think of it to this day.

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

why would you even do that in the first place?! 😭🙏🏼

[@StarScar-44]

18:35 Skibbidi Toilet is NOT much different than Annoying Orange. A sentient thing known for being annoying but at the same time creative, ended up getting a huge following, and even had merch and toys for kids to buy. I remember once having a talking Annoying Orange doll. We're NOT that different. The issue is though, as far as I recall, there weren't content farm channels like LankyBox and such using Annoying Orange back then. I could be wrong though. Also, the "Mom found the Yaoi" video seems to be more of just a skit. Most of her videos seem to be satire, like "Why I think my neighbor's dog is a government agent." And her videos are usually sped up and pitched. There's also her About and her Community tab. It's similar to the famous "I HATE MINIONS SO MUCH" video, which was also just a joke that some people thought was real, when the original uploader does plenty of satirical videos.

[@DCcopter]

Unlike annoying orange it got less annoying overtime and actually has a story You don't have to agree but thats the truth

[@Lev-f4i]

It's completely different. There were only multiple episodes, and the author don't pretended to make a damn movie, kids weren't losing control because of, and were not commenting on every video with a toilet in it (no matter what context of that video) with a bunch of skulls in a comment. Kids were not singing dumb, absolutely nonsensical "lyrics" in their classes, don't used the word "annoying" everywhere, I think you see the difference

[@StarScar-44]

@@DCcopter There was? The only story I remember there being was Orange and Passion Fruit having romantic feelings throughout the Cartoon Network show.

[@shadowwolf5083]

Counter point, they're both annoying.

[@acatnamedtaz2167]

I only had a diary for a short time, as my mom only got it so she could read it when I wasn't home, so much for private thoughts. I write nothing down unless I'm happy for someone to see it Trust issues are real, and the trauma sucks

[@SnicklefritzdoesYT]

Men: 🗿☕️ Women: 🗿☕️ Enby: 🗿☕️ Brick: 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

[@gamerperson_epik]

"but: Tray:"

[@Alargeselfhatred]

*Brick*

[@AIHumanEquality]

Brick from Borderlands?

[@SnicklefritzdoesYT]

@@AIHumanEquality 🧱

[@Imdumberthanyou]

Those who know:

[@VkngVd]

14:52 This hate is different from kids having fun in a new way and old people not liking it. This kids is saying very political stuff they don't know about then adding Tik Tok memes/characters from the last 2 years They're learning about what's right and wrong from dark memes which are… y'know *dark* But also light memes can be/are boring when you're used to dark humor like these kids

[@rhetteffectbeats]

the sad part is these kids are likely to grow up and say the lgbtq+ community is CoRrUpTiNg OuR cHiLdReN but the reason they say this stuff is bc they got co-opted at a young age

[@RagdollWraith]

absolutely this. i think i speak for most people my age (20s) when i say we fully understand the fact that historically older generations have always generally looked at younger peoples trends with disdain and fear, but this generation we have literal things we can point to and say, no, this is ACTUALLY OBJECTIVELY BAD.

[@sunfishensunfishen2271]

I didn’t have a diary but I remember my first conscious memory was me feeling intense loneliness as I cried out for my mom in my crib, who was in the next room over. I feel like that one has really set the tone for my life honestly

[@TaaketooktimeTTT]

When I was a toddler I loved mayo so I drank an entire bottle of mayo from then on I hated mayonnaise.

[@jacobharley8401]

That one about the kid searching again to tell his dad he didn't want to look it up reminds me of a similar incident with me, although with different circumstances and really a more practical use. So, back during the pandemic and the "year of zoom" as I call it, which was during my freshman year of high school, my math class was using this online program for us to solve the day's math questions that let us write on a canvas. At one point during that, my internet cut out for a moment, kicking me out of the zoom meeting. I quickly attempted again to rejoin, and to help with that, I wrote on the canvas "The internet kicked me out. Can you let me back in?" because the teacher was reviewing our answers after we finished a particular question. When he let me back in, he was just staring at the screen and everyone was seeing my writing. Don't remember much else besides that, but I remember that being kind of a funny thing.

[@coalyt9816]

Quote from video is crazy is crazy

[@AshW1llow]

quote from video is crazy is crazy is crazy

[@BeanGodGoober]

@AshW1llowQuote from video is crazy is crazy is crazy is crazy

[@SuicideIsMyThing]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

[@martincoburn6522]

I too live in Spokane WA, have been here since I was 3 and absolutely love it every time you mention our beautiful city!

[@omarselit7791]

As a history nerd when I heard that comment about the pot breaking my heart sank in horror

[@minestar2247]

3:40 "Every word of what you just said is wrong" a quote from a movie that released in 2017 (The one about being friends stung the most, sweet summer child, the depressing reality goes way deeper)

[@yuvals]

Back then we didn’t have Robin

[@volcanorabbit]

18:10 MLP lore note: Rainbow Dash is actually a douche and only in the later seasons learns to humble herself. She regularly feuded with griffons like Gilda as a result of how the ancestors of pegasi at that time regularly had a race/territory war against griffons. Also the culturally closest characters to African people in the main universe are the zebras, kelpies, and abada from Farasi who live South of Equestria, and since most of them don't have completely black skin/fur the n slur wouldn't make sense

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

I mean, Rainbow Dash was kind of mean at times, but she at least still had a range of redeeming qualities. She was literally the Element-Bearer of Loyalty. And there were like 7 of those, selected by great powers, for their personality and teamwork potential. Out of literally the entirety of Equestria. She was very Competitive, yes. Somewhat edgy, yes. Kind of self centered at times, also yes. But the fact remains that she was still a great person- er… pony. The majority of characters in Ponyville and beyond valued her friendship for a reason.

[@Paintballperson-k2l]

Racism in a kids show is crazy

[@volcanorabbit]

@ Yeah. Over the Barrel has to be the best episode to use as an example for racism in Friendship Is Magic

[@JOOPIITR]

@@Paintballperson-k2lkids are stupid, but they can understand what racism is so good shows like to include topics about this to teach kids history and why it’s not okay.

[@shasta_icecoffee]

Also not trying to stir the pot, but there was also the episode from what I remember in which Apple Jack and her family have a feud with the buffalos over the usage of the land and her being a total ass towards the buffalos (which were a clear stand in for indigenous peoples and Native Americans) when they stated that they lived there first before being driven away by ponies and want their land back.

[@mels607]

on a serious note for that second one, PARENTS -- try not to make a regular habit of being upset in front of your kids. obviously it's very different if you just happen to be crying in another room and the kid comes to comfort you voluntarily, but it's unhealthy to /expect/ children to listen to your problems and help you feel better, that job is for your spouse, therapist, or another adult in your life. some people don't grasp that concept and it's deeply concerning.

[@paprikapringless9526]

yes, and look up CEI as well, this is the extreme of that

[@wawashake2763]

tbh sometimes it's ok i guess. my dad left because he was cheating on my mom, and i remember the night of him revealing that i walked out of my room into complete darkness and all i heard was her punching the wall and sobbing, hell even months later she'd come and cry on my shoulder. i'm a teenager by now and i was when it happened. it has been 3 months. i think it was valid in that specific case, though i never enjoyed it, and i feel like whenever i hear any sounds that are vaguely like sobbing i start looking around and wondering if someone is. i guess it didn't help much that i didn't really care after like 3 weeks. i got over it quickly, but it's still unfair as he's currently living in his new girlfriend's house with an insane salary and not having to pay for housing, while my mom is going to have to work in a low paying job for the rest of her life now. he still texts me and the biggest responses i ever give him are "no" or just making fun of him.

[@JadenLikesDucks]

I think people forget that children are not mini adults

[@Otterifcation]

glad to know my fav emkay narrator seems to like my favorite show

[@RazorDiamondexe]

10:45 I like hearing about Robin's life, it's nice :)

[@ucutiepie6564]

6:00 To be fair the kid could've just tripped and fallen or even been pushed

[@c.jishnu378]

Plus they have insurance, so there is SHOULD be no fine.

[@TheoMcAllister]

I can't wait to have my diary back when I was a kid. I still have it at the parents' house, and I remember being really into the first season of the German version of American Idol and had some very important thoughts about that because we didn't have Twitter back then.

[@nevtheskid4579]

19:14 boutta replay the Henry Stikmin Collection to recall all the childhood memes.

[@azazalalat]

13:06 i like how the name is censored but the pfp and description arent

[@stuffie5175]

Same

[@redhoodie8441]

13:07 love, the fact that they forgot to censor the image

[@IceedPro]

And the channel's description too

[@The_Senior662]

I heard somewhere, with the whole jar incident, the museum chose to make it a learning experience by having him come in and work with a professional to repair the jar so he could get the experience of building it and realizing how fragile these things are and they would have the jar back. Win-win.

[@wynnt1]

23:24 just got blasted back to the time I wanted to be a stringray for Halloween, so my mum got some shiny glittery/polkadot-like fabric for the wings, and used an old curtain rod for the tail - which then got caught in the metal stairs up to my friend's hillside apartment lol. Till this day, best constume i ever remember wearing.

[@feuerling]

0:45 walter is a pokemon

[@Badex_1313]

walter

[@CesarSalad69]

wallter

[@rhetteffectbeats]

Jesse, we have to catch em all

[@cooliocoolster123]

walter

[@Inept404]

Nobody knows why this comment has so many likes

[@FdubsMapping]

Buddy you supposed to get a viral comment then edit it into this

[@Hungeroftheworld]

*insert Mr. Emkay explaining how it’s funny*

[@Pennsylvania_Countryball]

Gay

[@Schlorpgaming]

The joke here is that this lad is a fellow peer and deserves to be on r/youngpeopleyoutube!

[@LunaticLacewing]

I certainly don't

[@DiegoDelaMacorra]

“‘Quote from video is crazyyyyyy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀’ is craazyyyyyy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀” is craaazyyyyyy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Margot_est_douce.]

You’re such a gifted creator. Your videos always motivate me.

[@Estratega86099]

16:42 We still have those in my city. Though the last time I remember using one was back when I was on elementary one time my mom dropped me at school but since my backpack was too heavy I took it off and gave it to her, then she forgot to give it back to me and none of us realized until like 20 minutes after. I asked the principal (she was and still is friends with my mom) if I we could give her a call. Weird thing is we DID use MY money on the pay phone that was outside the school INSTEAD of just calling my mom using her phone. I ended up 40 cents short for my daily chicken sandwich that day.

[@sdrre1925]

ROBIN can i hold your hand respectfully

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

idk, can you?

[@VanillaIceCream-d2w]

yeah, can you?

[@pedroisaquegamer4161]

i don't know, CaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaN yoou?????

[@LocalGuy587]

Can you, I don’t know?

[@nununa7963]

To any kid reading this, you and the kids your age doing things to look "cool" like swearing, making edgy jokes, thinking they know better than adults, trying to act like adults etc. Is only gonna impress people your age or younger. Youre gonna look back at yourself and think you were stupid. Theres a time and place to do things and youll have plenty of time to do those things as an adult so just dont do it as a kid since your childhoold is so short. I know you want to grow up and do things but you will eventually. Youll learn from your mistakes but hopefully this will inspire someone to just act like a kid and play with their friends or smth

[@toastyotaku42]

I'm autistic and I can tell when you're being sarcastic so...take that for what you will.

[@idi0tsanswich379]

Tis a spectrum for a reason! People are different

[@toastyotaku42]

@@idi0tsanswich379 indeed.

[@defokochu]

It’s a spectrum, different people have different experiences

[@toastyotaku42]

@@defokochu yes, yes it is.

[@iclynnx]

I honestly agree about Skibidi toilet not being any worse than the previous generations' memes and jokes. That quirky little series is innocent. The modern slang I have a problem with today is the words that focus on looks, status and how likeable you are (sigma male, mewing, mogging?? And stuff like that). I much prefer the era of "yeet", "do u know da way" and vines to that, and I wasn't even there when vine still existed, I watched vines on KZbin after it was gone.

[@SomeBrazilianOmoriFan]

Murder Drones mentioned

[@zhoraprice8146]

Wtf robin’s first journal entry was on my EXACT birthday - like day I was born birthday

[@Flippy-z2w]

3:35 RING RING California wants to have a talk with this kid

[@davidmaggiesmith9758]

16:42 I once saw a payphone, and I wanted to call my mom on it, and be like “Hey! Mom! I’m calling on a payphone!” So I go up to it. SOMEBODY STOLE THE PHONE

[@probablyzeke6014]

Someone gave me a locking lightning McQueen diary when I was really young. By young I mean 3-4. I found it a couple of years back and opened it to find this gem- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I didn't know how to read or write

[@abbzehx]

the broken ancient jar reminds me of all the kids (and their parents tbh) showing absolute disrespect at pompeii and herculaneum. sitting in the windows of the ruined buildings, picking up stones to chuck at one another, and just being absolute menaces in a graveyard. in the palace of naples, there were two kids doing a tiktok dance on the stairs and holding everyone up.

[@Proud_of_Yourself]

21:31 The tf2 fandom is going to break down your door kid

[@Lev-f4i]

TF2 community is 3 times older than this kid

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I don't think I will ever find my first journal entry but I do vividly remember one. I live about 4 hours away from Florence in Genova italy. My parents wanted to go to Florence for an academy tour. Basically in Florence there's a military academy for what you'd consider the navy seals (people that fly military planes) and my brother was interested. I don't know if this explains it better but it's an areonautics academy. And I think the day prior I got a new journal as my previous one was full. And I excitedly wrote on there how happy I was to go the next day. We went and did the tour then left the car somewhere and just had a stroll around Florence. I've since come back for my mom's 50th bday but this memory will forever be the best. Because I can still feel the excitement of wanting to go and have lots of fun. Edit: I still own the postcard I got that started my hobby and tradition. I like to buy postcard of any place I go to that is postcard worthy. For example I don't buy postcards at my dad's hometown where my relatives are or from my hometown. But if I count them all I might have 50 or so postcards. Some of them are from the same city. I try to buy the multi photo ones because they are so fun and show the city more. It's a way to help me remember these places.

[@JohnathanRichardson-d7y]

Nobody must know why 69 is a meme.

[@changedtwicevery14days]

It’s kinda like how no one knows why Hawk Tuah is a meme…,,

[@gluhves]

It's kinda like how no one knows why *insert shitty meme here* is a meme

[@whitepumpkinenthusiast27]

those who know....

[@dell.dimension]

it's a sex pose...

[@JohnathanRichardson-d7y]

@dell.dimension you little

[@WCMD17]

I've gotten massively used to Robin's sarcasm Now I can't talk without sarcasms and taunts😂😂

[@šokolataSK]

back in my days internet used to come in mail got me😂😂😂

[@Outerscale]

24:55 yep sir, this is a certified American child experiencing a certified American moment. Truly beautiful.

[@rhetteffectbeats]

As a certified American child, I can confirm that is a certified American child experiencing a certified American moment

[@Klyxlik]

13:17 the channel info & profile pic are not censored.

[@M4lfucnt10ned]

21:18 thanks for the clarification

[@SnicklefritzdoesYT]

8:38 because “OMG FAMOUS PERSON AGHAGAHAGAHGA”

[@AshWilliamsGirthyBoomstick]

My boyfriend and i were talking about how we thought "Pay Per View" was "Paper View" as kids, and i told him i thought that it meant we were going from "Paper" or the poster on the screen for the movie/show to viewing it. And he was like "Clever, but…in the wrong direction." And i said "I've always been that way."

[@bovid2750]

24:43 mom found the yaoi is actually pretty good we love it when a person yaps at a camera

[@EzraJJS]

Pretty sure it’s satire too lol

[@graysonlyurs]

I keep getting recommended her videos and its absolute gold

[@PotatoLord04]

16:43 I’m in Western Australia and I see pay phones often, they do work for the most part unless you’re in a dodgy area someone has stolen the phone off of them. I see the mostly around train stations and near shopping centres and some pay phones even give out wifi which is great and they have been free for a couple years now