r/ExtremeIyInfuriating | mfs that do this...

[@stephaniejacobs2281]

"I'm sick of explaining this s*** to you" - literally everyone who is handy with computers. I felt that in my soul!

[@09Creeperboy]

That is so true!!

[@rileyoconnor2276]

Yes

[@BiggestBigBoy]

I wanna see the state of MBs the socket.

[@gianni2003]

Same

[@AJHaydenTV]

Yeah, but Lexi seems to enjoy explaining tech things.

[@blueinnit1972]

Jack: Remember to call your grandparents Me, whipping out the ouija board: Aight

[@TheSoviet0nion]

Dang

[@ravenklinger7617]

This made me laugh as it is literally true for all 4 grands and then cry because my mom passed earlier this year. She would have loved your comment.

[@toukatouka3479]

Honestly same, all of my grandparents are dead (and half of them were actually d*cks so)

[@victoralexandervinkenes9193]

Hol up

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Pfffffttt

[@skydragon84]

2:35 If a dog is licking itself a lot, you absolutely need to give it a bath. And brushing a dog like that can help the massive shedding. Those parents are terrible.

[@Glowbfan457]

As a male who has sensory and anxiety issues, the story about the male roommate really gets to me. I mean SERIOUSLY! WIPE YOUR DAMNED PISS OFF THE TOILET SEAT! IT'S NOT THAT HARD!

[@Crow_Smith]

I get [I don't accept but I get] men who pee on the seat. WOMEN who do it are inexcusable ESPECIALLY in a shared house. There is so little you can get from a toilet seat it makes NO SENSE not to sit down. And at least men only get a dribble on it, women SOAK it and it drives me nuts. [Plus the average seat that is slanted inwards actually helps limit bacteria on it and urine is sterile so most seats aren't worth the hover!] But yes, clean up after yourself. I mean if you pee on the seat THAT'S /YOUR/ PEE, you're going to wash your hands anyway - so just put yourself away, then wipe the seat, toss the paper in the toilet and flush. IT'S SO EASY.

[@DryPaperHammerBro]

There's a reason why I sit down to piss

[@thegreatchaos13]

​@@Crow_SmithDid you just say URIME is sterile? Have you lost it? Urine is full of toxins that get flushed from our body as well as salts. Also, I THINK YOU KNOW THE OTHER REASON...

[@missmadness564]

I got truly mad at the story of the kid causing a divorce just because they got upset they grounded, I know that they were a kid but it's still so infuriating to me to ruin a relationship over that. That kid has no idea how much she just changed her entire life, and likely for the worse.

[@iClone101]

That kid is most certainly a sociopath

[@AIHumanEquality]

Don't let the parents off the hook. If they were fooled that easily they are also to blame.

[@randysmith9636]

So she chose to believe a child instead of actually checking to see if it was true. I do not blame the husband for not going back.

[@randysmith9636]

Heard a story a few weeks ago where a 12 yo girl (I think) accused her 17 yo (I think) cousin of very inappropriate touching her. The entire family and friends disowned him. Kicked him out, the works. It was really sad listening to everything he went through. Years later his mom contacted him to say sorry. At a family get together it was brought up and the girl said yeah I must had dreamed it or something. It never happened. She had forgotten all about it while his life had been a downhill struggle.

[@wbat5816]

I have a Canva called Missed Madness (BTW scarrrrryyyyyy picture) but it is bad...

[@DarkSlayerJ]

For the the kid with the headphones. I grew up and still deal with my mother who is exactly like that. We might not have all the details, but his home life sounds exactly like mine was growing up and still is. I'm on his side with what little context we have. My mother is awfully lazy at times and will call me down the hall for the smallest things. (She has not worked a job in the past 12 years or so, probably more) She also has to always resort to shouting for anything even if you're just in the room next to her. The simple option of "just go talk to them/get them" isn't a thing. Waking people up in the morning? Shout at the top of your lungs from any point in the house/at their room door at them.

[@MooseShower]

Right. My parents are constantly fighting, so I’m blasting music in my headphones so I can’t hear them anymore

[@genxrants]

When I was a kid, I had a similar problem. I homeschooled the last three years of high school so it was difficult to get work done. So I would go to work an hour early, sit in the employees lounge, and actually get work done and have the moment of peace I needed. The Managers were understanding (provided I didn't clock in early), and I had the added bonus of a transition period between home life and work life. The kid is 15 - so he might have to tolerate it a little longer before he can find a job and do that. Or maybe he can join an activity that allows him to get out for a while.

[@rannin4372]

Im so sorry you have to deal with this. I grew up with that too. Im almost 50 and im still doing alot of the "parenting" to my siblings (im the oldest of 5) and i was 7 yrs old and cooking mac n cheese or scrambled eggs for my siblings, doing dishes, cleaning the house, babysitting (parenting) 24/7 bcz my mom couldn't handle the stress of 5 kids all under the age of 7. Everything was my fault. But she didnt just yell from the other room. She would yell to come here, and if it wasnt to bring her something, it was to "just handle that argument" and we all know how THAT goes! But then she would go silent and when that happened, i knew what to expect.. on the rare occasions that we got to see our dad, after working 3 jobs, he would come home and get "a list" of all the "disobedience" and took names.. and then we had to line up for the belt! I cant tell you how many times i would get back in line, to spare one or more of my siblings. My dad had to teach me to drive when i was 10, bcz he was never able to be home, and my mom, when she just couldn't handle us kids and the noise, she would "faint/pass out" and since we only lived half a mile from the hospital, my dad felt it was ok (this was the 1980's) for me to drag my mom to the car, get her in it, and drive her to the hospital. Thankgod i only had to do that once! But when we got there, she magically was able to get out and go inside by herself, so that i could go back home and take care of the other 4 kids. My mom was a different person back then. But i didnt have a childhood. It was ok for her to yell, but due to her "constant migraines", i had ro run the house AND keep it silent!! It was a life of a servant for getting her a diet coke when she's literally 5 feet from the fridge, and im downstairs doing laundry, or doing dishes, etc. She refused to parent back then. I absolutely feel your pain. And im so very sorry that you are dealing with it too! If you want any advice on certain issues, id be happy to help! My mother is an amazing woman now, still a bit "expectant", but nothing like she was back then. I hope the best for you with your family. Just remember, nothing is forever and people CAN change! Some of them just need to be pushed into it! 😉 lol.

[@thormalakowsky]

12:05 That is not "disposable", it has a dishwasher safe symbol on it. If you weren't meant to reuse it they wouldn't have made it dishwasher safe.

[@alexismyers6053]

7:59 doesn’t matter if he IS escaping and not doing his chores. SHE is the adult. SHE should be sitting him down and telling him no electronics until his chores and homework are done. SHE is supposed to be TEACHING HIM how to balance responsibilities and relaxation. And it doesn’t matter if the father is “used to it.” HE sees something is wrong. HE is also an adult. HE is supposed to protect his child and help his wife raise said child into a functioning adult. HE is supposed to be the one pulling his wife aside and saying “obviously yelling at him isn’t working, we need to talk to him about things like he’s an actual person.” HE should be talking to his child about ways to balance responsibilities and relaxation and telling him to make sure all his responsibilities are taken care of before he starts doing relaxation things. The PARENTS in this situation ARE NOT parenting. The son can’t just guess. They need to TEACH HIM how to talk, but screaming at him and letting him be screamed at is only teaching him that mom is a screaming harpy and dad is a spineless coward, so there is no point in talking to them. Also, if this WAS about the son shirking his responsibilities, why wouldn’t the father say that? Why would he basically just say “you know how she is, just ignore her” and not “if you would do your chores like your supposed to, she wouldn’t yell at you”? The mother is just acting psychotic and the father is refusing to stick up for his son so as to not turn her rage on himself. That’s all there is to it.

[@Stellumine]

Parents are not infallible beings. Clearly the communication isn't there by anyone, and complaining to the aether and not the people causing the issue isn't going to do anything.

[@jolteon345]

We also need more history on the situation. I can’t fully blame the parents while not knowing if they tried talking to him in the past. What if the mother has resorted to yelling to get through to him because nothing else worked? What if she asked the father to help deal with it and he went “Hey, you know how she is”?

[@alexismyers6053]

@@Stellumine kids don’t know HOW to talk to people about issues they’re having with one another. That’s for the parents to TEACH them by EXAMPLE. Kids are even less likely to talk to a parent who does nothing but yell and scream at them. Parents can make mistakes, but they also must LEARN from those mistakes. Kids should NOT be the ones pointing out these mistakes because kids don’t know the stresses adults can be under and it also isn’t the job of the CHILD to teach the ADULTS around them. It is the job of other adults in the child’s life (such as their other parent or other ADULT family members) to tell a parent when they’re being too much.

[@alexismyers6053]

@@jolteon345 parents should not constantly yell at children. They are the authority figure and their yelling causes much more stress than if it was anyone else. It can cause anxiety issues with kids and make them people pleasers because they’re so scared they’ll be yelled at. At the same time, the mother IS the authority figure. If this is about the child not doing what he’s told to do, then she needs to be laying down rules and consequences to make him do those things. No phone/laptop/television/game console until chores and homework are done, and then grounding him from these things for a week or so if he ignores the rule. She can a,so tell him that he’s allowed to listen to music or podcasts or videos that don’t rely on images while he does his homework or chores so long as they aren’t too distracting. That would be a healthy middle and might even encourage him to do these things, IF that is the issue. Parents need to TEACH their kids and keeps each other in check. One parent screaming at the child while the other sits back and watches is NOT healthy parenting, even if the child is doing something wrong.

[@Stellumine]

@@alexismyers6053 but CLEARLY the parents have FAILED that duty and this issue will continue to be an issue until one person SAYS something. NOBODY is perfect, and that's why the reddit comment explained that the KID should talk to the PARENTS about it. Are you suggesting he just continues to LIVE in FRUSTRATION because his parents should just somehow realize that THEY are in the WRONG?

[@candyghost1009]

The Lexi bit caught me so off guard, that was hilarious

[@TikkaQrow]

13:00 Delayed flights: you may be able to claim compensation if your flight arrived 3 hours or more late. Canceled flights: you may be eligible for compensation if your flight was canceled less than 14 days before it was due to depart.

[@the13throse]

Hope they were able to get the cruise they missed because of the delay refunded too

[@AmazingAutist]

13:57 Wow, that seven-year-old is going to have a really long time to think about the consequences of lying while she's in foster care.

[@kullre_gun]

People who think anything plastic has to be disposed of and can't be reused are the same people who gave us paper straws

[@FoxFireNaruto]

Unfortunately, it depends on the type of plastic. Some of them are not very heat stable and can leach nasty stuff when they are properly cleaned, especially repeatedly. Though I'd say it's fine for uses with no food contact .

[@MinTea14]

​​@@FoxFireNaruto^^^^^ some plastic can significantly increase chances of cancer when heated. Meaning 1. Don't wash. 2. No hot beverages for some cups

[@insaincaldo]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that some privileged ass is telling people they can't have leftovers.

[@Director_K1]

its a nice feeling when you see an emkay video that came out 1 minute ago

[@microwave856]

real

[@TheSoviet0nion]

4 seconds ago is best

[@ghostsnails]

it feels somehow illegal to be this early

[@DarskideDraws]

its a nice feeling when you see an emkay video

[@alexzgreat133]

Ikr?

[@wizwitch5318]

I am amazed at how often I see stories like the kids with the controller, and it makes me so grateful that when I got a Switch and let my sister play with it, there was an understood rule in the house that I could rescind permission to play it and if something broke, it was getting replaced and not by me

[@MSRTA_Productions]

Whoever did this, I will make sure you never have a single roll of toilet paper ever again.

[@TheSoviet0nion]

Your first

[@SavageTitanPlays]

you second@@TheSoviet0nion

[@starlight846]

No toilet paper, ooh and their furniture has a wobble no matter how many times they fix it, also may their throats be itchy

[@TheSoviet0nion]

@@SavageTitanPlaysI know

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

When you live on food stamps you can't buy it anyway, but towels and unwanted or abandoned clothes feel so much better, and there is much less of a risk of getting in on your hand.

[@babyblob4066]

10:18 here's a solution! buy a spray bottle and check the bathroom after he uses it. If there's a mess, spray him until he cleans it. Or if you never see him, get a white board and with a sharpie write "days without the man child having an accident" use an expo marker to write days, and announce to the entire house when you have to erase it and put it back to zero. Public shaming works really well and if your roommate doesn't agree then start collecting all of the wipes used on the toilet after your roommate's bf fails to aim and then dump them on her bed :) For legal reasons, you did not get this from me!

[@7792pnaurfr]

Or maybe TALK TO THE PERSON directly? They only talked to the roommate. Why don't people like these use reason first instead of going to immature options? Karens

[@disappointeddogo184]

@@7792pnaurfrtrue but it shouldn’t be difficult to clean up after yourself. If you made a mess you can clearly see it on the toilet seat

[@michaell8269]

@@7792pnaurfrbro if a grown man cannot be bothered to not piss on the toilet seat, in someone else’s home no less, then I’m guessing the direct and reasonable approach ain’t gonna get much traction.

[@ameliawilder28]

​@@7792pnaurfrI am sure every female who had this issue has talked to the dude on more than one occasion. That is usually the first thing I do when I encounter a guy who pisses all over the seat. They usually don't listen.

[@TheLittleLiarLad]

The one about the dog in the hot car. I totally believe people forget about the wellbeing of their pets. I volunteer at a cat shelter. As I was about to head home, I noticed a cat in a carrier and asked about him. He's 14 years old, lived with one woman his whole life, and as she had gotten older, she'd forgotten to feed him. The shelter owner was worried that he wouldn't make it, so I brought him back to my house to foster. We'll, it's a forever foster now, he's doing wonderfully. But I totally believe the forgetting about your pets thing. If that was the case with the man, I don't blame him. Memory loss is a scary thing.

[@ravenklinger7617]

Foster fails can be some of the most appreciative. My profile pic is of mine, 9 yrs ago. Artemis, black, is so trusting she would follow a pack of starving coyotes to their den, and grey Athena is more like me, has severe social anxiety/introverted and has only ever cared for two people, mom and me.

[@7792pnaurfr]

​@@ravenklinger7617of course she only "cares" about 2 people. They're rhe only ones she was allowed to know.

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Looks like you passed the Wildcat entrance exam from Tom, and will be allowed to go and see Master Felix. He will then give you a quest that will lead to you getting your own great sabrecat to ride.

[@heqrtout]

failed fosters are the best, i have 5 🫣

[@michaell8269]

@@heqrtoutjeebus!

[@danielkaiservt]

I love the voice yall gave Lexi. She makes me so happy.

[@laurenbauman3517]

I feel for that 15 yo kid. Having dealt with that since I was gifted an iPod nano. The threats of her throwing my mp3 or headphones away, the guilt tripping “what if something happens in this house we’d all be dead!”, been there and back again and again…and the dad doing nothing about it is just the cherry on top :’) Also to that commenter, while i agree that they should talk to them about it, its pointless. This isn't a disney sitcom. I can already tell this mom is the "It's my way or the highway" type and the dad is too spineless and drained to tell his wife to chill tf out, so he sits in the shadows. That alone tells me a lot about this family dynamic...but I wanna hope for the best for all of them anyways.

[@M_Alexander]

I feel like Elon is removing the Block feature because so many of us blocked him

[@michaelbell6602]

Keeping animals in a hot car is considered abuse in many jurisdictions. Calling the police non-emergency or bylaw enforcement will get some out out asap to remove the animal from the car and provide water and medical aid as needed. The owner will be educated, and possibly fined or the animal removed if warranted.

[@elaexplorer]

It'd be funny to see him try to implement the no block feature. Both the Apple store and Google play store require a block function so the app would be removed from the stores.

[@insaincaldo]

The internet would also drown the idiot, till he implemented his own mass block to shut them up.

[@denverarnold6210]

​@@insaincaldo"rules for thee, not for me." X motto.

[@melissadavis453]

13:40 A 7 year old ruined her parents marriage just because she got grounded. I hope the girl regrets it for the rest of her life.

[@7792pnaurfr]

She's 7... if that moron of a mother believed a SEVEN-YEAR-OLD and that actually made enough of a difference to cause a divorce, then that husband deserves better.

[@caramel_frappe]

I normally wouldn't advocate for something like this but I agree. She's gonna remember that for a long run

[@redninjapuffle4866]

I may be an asshole for saying this but I would not argue for the parents disowning the daughter after this god fucking damn

[@ameliarose47]

I wouldn't be able to trust that kid ever again. Idk if id even be able to keep that kid.

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

Am I the only one here thinking that it was incredibly dumb of the mother to just.. Fall for it so easily? Yeah, people hate getting cheated on, especially if something like this pops out of thin air one day. BUT.. Like.. I dunno, this just smells like shit to me. Yes, the kid went too far, MUCH too far, but at the same time I can't help but feel like mommy and daddy are also at a huge fault themselves for actually outright saying in their heads "oh shit, this must be true if my LITERAL KID tells me so!", instead of THINKING a little bit. It feels incredibly dumb and I'm not sure whether to feel sorry for them or not. I mean, yes, I get they TRIED to talk about this but neither of them would really listen.. But if you were to just stop for a moment and get yourself a moment to calm the frick down, talk about it all for a bit, but CALMLY and THEN talk to the kid, like, "hey uh, about that "other gf" your dad is meeting.." and simply push them a bit to question them about it you would probably easily find out the kid just lied. It is no one's but your own fault that led up to you guys getting actually divorced over this. I would assume a pair of reasonable adults to calm down, talk everything all the way through in as good of moods and environments as possible, question the kid some more about the supposed gf, like, do they know what they look like, did they see them coming over.. But if you just can not listen to each other and throw accusations over emotions, then like.. Excuse me? What do you want me to say?

[@empressmarowynn]

Back in college my apartment was party central. Almost every time I had friends over someone had peed all over the seat and down the front of the bowl, and unfortunately my bathroom was carpeted so it would soak into the floor. It took months of me slowly eliminating who the offender could be based on which guys had been there each time. Once I finally figured it out I confronted him and his excuse was he was just too lazy to lift the seat and to aim. Like bro, you managed to make it to adulthood and got into a good university and you can't lift a goddamn toilet seat?! Yeah we haven't been friends for a long time now, for the toilet thing and a whole host of other toxic issues with him.

[@aaronabbey2604]

Negative 1 point for having a bathroom that is carpeted. It's one of the only two rooms in the house where carpet shouldn't be allowed.

[@rannin4372]

A carpeted bathroom! 🤢 omg, thats horrifying!! So.. if someone pees on the carpet, then you take a shower and step out onto said carpeted pee-pad.. um.. 🤮 everything about what you said is making my skin crawl! Im SO SORRY you had to deal with that! Someone that f-ing lazy, and ADMITTS it, ugh.. i would've calmly said "ok. I get it. Ill be back in a bit." And i would've gone out and bought him a pkg of adult diapers and in front of everyone, id say "bcz we're all friends, we want the best for eachother. You acknowledge that you are too lazy to lift a toilet seat to pee, and its ok. Bcz since we are friends, let me help you make it easier! We respect the fact you are a lazy a-hole when it comes to the most simple task in life, so here, these are a gift from me and the rest of the house! You dont have a chouce in this matter bcz you dont give us a choice in this matter. So you will wear these when you are in this house/apt and will not be allowed to PEE in the toilet anymore, until you learn to lift the lid and aim! Nothing more will be said about this, you do not have a choice. If we find that you have peed on the toilet seat, and we end up sitting in it, our only option will be to leave the bathroom and pee on you or your bed, if you've left already. So please, for the love of urination.. take the diapers to heart! They will prevent you from other peoples urine, unlike the rest of us who are DONE being peed on by YOU!!" Then just let the trash take itself out from there! Lol. Trust me.. you would've felt much better after getting that all out. And he will have either moved out, or.. well, lets just say the "piss-war" would be no more! Being too lazy to lift a lid to urinate and peeing on the seat without cleaning it off, is no different than literally being peed on by that person. Eye for an eye! And im not religious, but i know the saying is in the bible "an eye for an eye"! So.. 🤷‍♀️😁 lol. Shoulda, woulda, coulda,.. i know its in the past now, but damn its a nice thought! And it wasnt even me that had to deal with the guy! Im upset on your behalf! Lol. Ugh.. so nasty!!

[@catdownthestreet]

this simultaneously helps and doesn't help my mental state after dealing with bigots that deny science. it's funny to get mad at things sometimes, but it's also exhausting when you've been seeing extremely infuriating stuff all day :p

[@Nova-ol5jh]

I'd like to ask you where I can join

[@catdownthestreet]

@@Nova-ol5jh what do you mean?

[@Nova-ol5jh]

@@catdownthestreet join that fight!

[@catdownthestreet]

@@Nova-ol5jh oh that's what you meant! ofc lol. what I do is I read read the latest comments on any video about trans people, and the second I find a transphobic comment, I debunk it with scientific research. it's hilarious to see bigoted people's arguments fall apart when you throw information at them lmao

[@Nova-ol5jh]

@@catdownthestreet it is! It's so fun! Btw I support the LGBTQ community, but can you tell me about the research?

[@toukatouka3479]

12:00 It’s not a “poverty” mindset. It’s a “we cook so much food that we need multiple containers to give to our neighbors because they always want some” mindset (at least with my family).

[@hannahshark8080]

In my home we reuse these until they are unsafe and unhygienic to keep using. The longer we can keep plastic out of landfill the better.

[@vicious_cycle]

Can you be my neighbor?

[@It-is-me...Melsie]

Same. I have a lot of containers because when I cook a meal I make sure I make enough for my own family and some to go into a container and then into the freezer so I can provide meals for someone elderly in my family.

[@Alice_was-here_1999]

27:03 my old homeless shelter banned blankets and you got banned if you were late for any reason 3 times. You weren’t allowed to be on most pain medications while in the hospital, you could only stay 2 months a year and you could NOT stay during the day. They were also verbally abusive to most of us. So glad I got help off the streets. I feel bad for everyone who’s still stuck there…

[@Game_Blox9999]

The post at 6:18 is basically my household, not because my grandmother doesn't understand headphones don't normally cancel noise, but because my headphones actually do cancel out noises. She usually starts out saying my name as if I were nearby, which I usually am, just with headphones, but she says it louder and louder until I respond and approach her if she needs me. Normally, she doesn't yell unless she's absolutely pissed, but recently she's had to yell more often because of all this new technological crap that we don't really need, and she doesn't like it. Whenever she needs to get mine or my brother's attention, she usually yells my brother's name because we live in a split level house and he works in the basement on his VHS tapes and VCRs and all that old technology. He usually has multiple tapes playing at the same time on multiple CRT screens, so my grandmother needs to literally shout to.get his attention. All I need to do is stomp on the floor a few times and he responds without fail. My grandmother still hasn't caught on, and I really think it would allow her to get his attention more reliably than just using vocalizations to attempt an attention grab.

[@elaexplorer]

You know how they normally say the divorce isn't the kid's fault... that kid isnow going to through life knowing it's 95% their fault.

[@baliyae]

Cruise Post: Man, that sucks. I feel bad for the family that missed their vacation because the flight got delayed three times until it was canceled.

[@A_Floofy_Fox]

i feel for that one guy. i constantly get people getting mad at me, tailgating me and even flipping me off cuz i have the absolute audacity to drive the speed limit and properly follow all road laws. and im tired of being told "well everyone else is breaking the law so you should too since itll technically be safer" like you know what would be even more safe? all of us following the fucking law!!! ffs

[@wbat5816]

6:56 Wish my dad didn't disturb me every *30 GOD DAMN MINUTES!!!*

[@cheechms]

Giving away a pet just because, is like putting your own child up for adoption. Shame on those people for not being able to love a pet after choosing to own one. I do understand if it had to do with bad financial or horrible living situations.

[@smokinggnu6584]

For the car window for a dog or a small child, a philips head screwdriver in the corner usually works, afaik.

[@qtluna7917]

This might be an extreme point of view, but I think as a child eye-for-an-eye is the right escalation, if your parents are not listening to your logic. E.g. in the controller scenario, make it clear that you will now follow the same standard they set for your brother, and slowly and "accidentally" scrape, break and dent every item you touch in their house, until they get the message. If they don't, continue. Try to get secret recordings, if they lash out. You are kids in the 2020s, spy tech is cheap. And then put those recordings on social media.

[@qtluna7917]

Parents enabling sibling behaviour like that, instead of protecting the rights of their kids deserve public shaming.

[@Sly-Moose]

Oh you don't know the beginning of how Petco, PetSmart, Walmart, & Target treat their pets for sales, *or where they come from for instance.* Absolute *NIGHTMARE.*

[@awesomestyles]

Honestly, stores shouldn't be allowed to sell animals.

[@ambriasaunders1869]

I literally DO start to shake when I get upset.

[@zakuraRabbit]

With the second dog story... it just reminds me of a lot of situations I've seen on the Internet...where the child cares a lot more about the "family pet" than the parents... Either the parents sees it as the child's toy and refuses to take it to the vet "we can just get a new one" or they threaten to give it away for little to no reason... This is why I don't recommend kids beg their parents for pets... Because there is a chance they'll get one... but not let it have the care it needs.

[@Dragonfruithefish]

11:55 this is where I go to school, and we 100% don’t need a corvette. the schools do kinda suck, until a few years ago the management was a boys club who was consistently not nice/accommodating to anyone except the popular kids. I could rant about this for hours if you want to see more id be happy to share.

[@RosesVengeance]

Those of us with severe anxiety will literally shake over situations like that dog. It is a high stress situation for us and the adrenaline rush will make you shake both during and/or after.

[@bluegamemc1403]

I thought I was going to get a lexi cameo but NOOOO

[@TheSoviet0nion]

I know

[@jan-Pala]

the "Lexi noises" were very funny tho- you can't say i'm wrong

[@bluegamemc1403]

@@jan-Pala You're write, I can't

[@elysegnade9967]

17:00 I had a motel guest (pig) leave their child's poop diapers everywhere as well as pizza crusts in the sheets, sauce smeared all over the walls, cereal crushed into the carpet, soda spilled on the wooden furniture and dog shit underneath the bed. And that wasn't even the worst room I had to clean.

[@technicallymonochrome]

8:07 This is a thing in Germany as well. It's there, so cleaning personnel can be hired and it's getting cleaned regularly. There are normal public bathrooms as well tho, they just smell bad and there may be shit on the walls

[@TheSoviet0nion]

Ok

[@furbybuddy]

This is still wild to me, why doesn't the appropriate government body (e.g. City council or equivalent) just hire cleaners for the free one from their budget? It works fine in Australia, the only time something has been gross has been the occasional isolated rest stop along the freeways

[@philippak7726]

the last one: apparently he had to back off that REAL quick as google and apple both require that feature to be on their app stores

[@wbat5816]

19:25 This reminds me of when me and my Dad were listening to "Dance Dance by Fallout Boy" on "DC 101.1" and when he was about to sing "Dance Dance...Dance Dance" a girl came on the radio, Paused the song Just to talk about her P***s *LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? ON THE BEST PART OF THE SONG!?*

[@asturrrr]

7:59 Growing up with the almost exact situation, you see, when they screaming, especially at your child, they most definitely just don't mean "HEY WAKE UP" or whatever. I don't know about their mom, but mine devolves from just the simple "HEY" to "YOU'RE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF S/IT THIS IS WHY I NEVER LOVED YOU" and guys, think about it. OP is a 15 y.o teen. With how his mom goes to straight out screaming at him, I don't think a simple "talk it out" can do anything but solve nothing and destroy everything.

[@innocentlyrollingegg4651]

6:18 hits so close to home lol my dad got a new pair of headphones so my mother suggested he could give the older ones (literally noise-cancelling, she was aware of that feature) to me bc i need to focus on schoolwork. after that very day, she always yelled whenever i couldn't hear her through my NOISE-CANCELLING headphones

[@lmaoamogus7059]

I love when emkay pumps me with content and leaves me dripping

[@oxos_pass]

bro what

[@10Neon]

oh my

[@lmaoamogus7059]

@@oxos_pass you heard me

[@oxos_pass]

@@lmaoamogus7059 nah blud what

[@OrangePizzaGames]

💀💀💀💀

[@Just_a_commenter]

Allow me to rephrase the title of the post at 0:05 : _"Dog, standing outside of a hot car with a broken window getting a drink of water... And a pet owner with a messed up face."_

[@PhoenixMerlyn69]

It’s an old man =_=. Don’t beat the elderly

[@Just_a_commenter]

@@PhoenixMerlyn69 Typed the comment before seeing it was an old man, but even then, they deserve a stern verbal thrashing at minimum. They're old enough to know better and a person can be a terrible heap of garbage whether they're 20 or 70+.

[@TheSoviet0nion]

Dang

[@13thMaiden]

3:33 ...You have no freaking idea. I work at a rescue, you'd be surprised at the absolute garbage ppl return an animal for. "It pooped on my carpet!" "It scratches at the door all night." "I chewed on my shoes!" "My SO and I are having a breakup and I wanna hurt them!" 😑

[@heqrtout]

i had a fosterer return the cat she had cos he was “giving evil looks to her gecko”. he’d just had his eye removed, i think he was just getting use to his new depth perception

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I would use that brick to hold down the money box at All future yard sales. I would also refer to it as a security donation.

[@brucedavidson9499]

3:10 ask the parents to give the dog to a family friend for a couple of months and then pay that family friend to look after the dog until you can get your own place

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

27:22 Oh my god, what a goddamn narc...

[@EEEEE3EEEEE]

TW: mention of animal death 1:05 If this ever happens or you see this happening, BREAK THE WINDOWS. My mom saw this happen in real life, and i was with her but it didn't end this way. It was a little french bull dog stuck in a car with it being 114 degrees temp measure when they pulled her out. My mom called the police to see if she could break the window and they said she would be charged for breaking the property, and if she removed the dog it would be property theft. After it was too late and the dog had already passed, they arrived and said she wouldn't have been charged, there was a miscommunication. The women left her dog in the car while she was AT WORK and "checked on her every 15 minutes", after it having been an hour without her checking that led to that poor dog's death. We think about it often and have learned that if this happens again, we are breaking some windows. I hope that if someone else ever comes across a dog in a hot car, they will think of this and save it.

[@TheSoviet0nion]

😳

[@7792pnaurfr]

I completely agree but also remember laws differ by country and in the us, by state. So just be ready to face whatever legal repercussion there are. Edit: jesus what is with this world that trigger warnings are inserted in a comment. Anyone who would be triggered by the story that says "the dog has already passed" would just as easily be triggered by the trigger warning that says animal death.

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

23:20 really gets me, but for a different reason- it's basically the same thing with password recovery. I easily forget some old passwords if I don't use them enough, or if they're a slightly different combination to one I have. And if I have to choose a new password for my gmail, its first thing is "try signing in with the last password you remember using." I DON'T. THAT'S THE POINT.

[@Graytail]

16:29 Hey, if they're so into sharing, share the bill for the replacement pad once your brother actually destroys it

[@YennaAvyeon]

8:17 In the Netherlands, this is extremely common. I don't think it's to keep the homeless out, but most times you'll pay between €0,70-€1 to use it.

[@lady_draguliana784]

terribly amused by his ultron moment "... tiny... humans? ... CHILDREN! haha! forgot the word!"

[@WhatIsHappeningx2]

I got one of my beardies from Petco and basically brought him back to life, he's turning one in January (i got my other one from a reptile expo and he turns four on the 8th)

[@kaiseremotion854]

twitter also requires payment for 2fA its locked behind twitter blue

[@PQRDG]

I hate to say it Jack, but bold of you to assume people who speed would be consistently only 10 KM/h over the speed limit. In the city I live in, it basically seems that the unofficial motto is “if you aren’t going 20 over the speed limit, you are going too slow”

[@deltaboi9014]

0:21 I'm sorry, this line is just really funny to me "I tried unlocking all the doors, but they were locked" All jokes aside, don't leave your pets in the car with the wondows rolled up!

[@AIHumanEquality]

Its fine if they're just there for a few minutes. Just don't leave them in there for hours.

[@siltstridersftw]

Same for children, if I was in that situation. I'd smash the window to get them out and give them water

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

Better yet, do not leave them in a car at all. I can easily get behind (understand) the people who close their car windows all the way up while leaving a pet inside... To be honest, there is no good solution to keeping a pet in your car in such circumstances. You either risk getting health or even life of your pet if you do actually care for them in the first place OR you risk theft of the car, eventually just getting of some big time valuables stolen from it. While not too many regular thiefs have skills to get a car without keys inside of it working, it is always a possibility and yes, the animal's death is obviously the worse outcome, as it is a lost life of a living creature, you can still just as well lose a lot of cash instead and neither of those outcomes would be really preferable to anyone. So, yes, I can see why some people would do that, even if they do not wish anything bad to actually happen and do care for their pets. I just think it is much better to... Honestly, I'm not sure. Do something else entirely, anything but that at least.

[@wbat5816]

9:21 WHA HA HAT???🤣🤣🤣

[@alrecks619]

i love how Jack just let it all out and doesn't self-censor on anger inducing subreddits.

[@wbat5816]

16:05 Brother is Gonna see the lie on reddit 😂LOL

[@tysxlam]

23:23 That's my post! I should mention that that Karen, as soon as their daughter told them about it, they got the phone and started yelling at the tutors. Luckily, Google deleted their review.

[@Nostripe361]

Honestly if I was the kid from Norway, I'd just intentionally break the controller permanent. Now no one gets to play with the controller.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

12:04 not only is this insanely stupid but also racist because why are they specifically addressing Africans.. calling it "poverty" mindset after saying that is yikess LMAO

[@ophycalypse8089]

"Just like footballs..err what was the term again? Ah..babies." Yoo 🤣🤣

[@TheSnoochOne]

ah yes because that tiny double door gateway with large gaps above and below will DEFINITELY keep homeless people from getting in, lol

[@TachankasAnime]

Hey guys, actual person from the police Corvette post. The car costs around the same as the dodge chargers given to the PD. Everyone gets so mad since it's flashy, but since it's for a school resource officer I don't see the problem. Sorry for the rant, but I work with the public and hearing old people just cry and cry about it is annoying.

[@luckymuddypaw]

I refuse to shop at petco because of an incident with my family's dog. Full disclosure it is mostly pettyness on our part for refusing to go back there, and the fualt is on the employee not petco. Basically our adult chocolate lab was being groomed and the groomer forced her into a kennel that was to small for her. When the dog wouldn't go in the kennel, (you know, because they didn't fit) the groomer twisted our dog's tail and forced her in the kennel. My dad was enraged and raised hell when he picked her up because when he picked her up her tail was broken and bent at an angle it souldn't have.

[@sakurakitsunestar]

0:08 I carry a safety hammer in my for pet/child rescues because i live in a tropical climate

[@CyberDrago12]

5:48 I’ve had something worse happen. My laptop got the blue screen of death not too long ago, and the blue screen froze. I had to force shut off my laptop, which shortens the life of your device, just to fix it. It was the blue screen of freeze-death.

[@ashloveall7751]

8:29 when my mom worked at petco years ago, there was this huge flood and the manager instructed everyone ro just LEAVE THE PETS IN THERE??? we haven't shopped at petco since

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

The 1st one.. I needed work clothes, my nieces needed school clothes. We were planning on taking my dog to my sister/mum's house so my mum could look after my dog. It was so hot, I refused to take her. So instead my mum was picked up and looked after my dog at my place. There's no excuse to take your dog out, or leave them in a car, in hot weather

[@alchemysaga3745]

If he lives in the car, as the poster stated they were concerned he did, then he would not have any family to "pick up" his dog. There may not be an excuse, but sometimes there's a reason. That said, there's genuinely no reason beyond mental disability, and zero excuse, for the windows not being partly open.

[@Notebook_System]

Fun fact about the Bills stadium: we didn't need a new one. The one they're replacing was fine, they could have just renovated it for cheaper instead of tearing it down but nope. And the community college down the street now has tons of asphalt from the project dumped on their property. edit: forgot to mention the entrance for the college on that street is now mostly blocked so you have to drive around to get to a different entrance.

[@trishapellis]

12:14 Hey look, all of Europe is poor XD Literally, I have one set of plastic pots to put things in because they're hermetic, and all the rest of my food storage is reused ice cream tubs.

[@Zh0ngl1X1ansh3ng]

the synchronized "yay!" got me for some reason (❁´◡`❁)

[@alexissmith5589]

With the story about the Controller, the parents have set the president that no matter what happens, the parents will always take the younger siblings' side so OP might as well do whatever HE wants and remind the parents about this incident the next time the YS acts like a insufferable dick.

[@goldenfox8895]

16:39 Brother breack the controller? Then breack his finger :3 BEST SULUTION FROM FACEBOOK

[@AnimeFan22858]

7:45 i dont think i have ever been more called out by something that was not even about me.

[@noelhutchins7366]

21:00 this is the epitome of asshole: the posted speed isn't an upper-limit, its the bare-minimum-tolerable-velocity, anyone below that posted speed is an intolerable-asshole, begging for death at the hands of a chaotic-neutral by deignt of being lawful-evil-narcissist: if you want to be in front of anyone with the mindset of "I'm-right, going the right-speed" (everyone behind you wants to crucify you on your own axle-&-steering-column)

[@Ryanthusar]

8:05 - INCORRECT, it is NOT to keep the homeless out. It's to pay for the costs involved in running such places. In Sweden it costs to use public toilets there. Same in some fast-food restaurants. The cost is around a 25 cents for those in the US, but can go upto 50 cents. 20p in the UK is 25cents in the US. So trying to say its to keep homeless out is a load of utter BS, its to help with the cost to maintain such places. 12:25 - This is why you invest in travel insurance and have everything covered, so if something like this happens, which is completely out of your control, you can get everything covered under your insurance. Of course, when it comes to places like the US, simply take the airline to court for their failure to supply alternate methods of travels because you cant tell me that the airline couldnt have provided flights to another airport, then a flight from there to the other airport. That being said, airline travel is F-d up anyway these days because they simply dont have the pilots or ground crew. 13:05 - That sounds much like here in Australia with Hobart getting a stadium, which is costing AU$715mil to build during a time of homelessness in the state of Tasmania. Of course according to reviews they are looking at long term income that could be generated, I say could be because with the cost of living going up, I highly doubt anyone would be able to afford to go to any football or cricket game held there. 25:55 - Tell us this isnt America by not telling us this is happening in America. Simple, the fact you are being charged for an Electronic Statement, let alone being charged for the removal of tree limbs and such, a job which OP could easily have done themselves, or had family help them along with neighbors, but their landlord decided to send someone to do the cleanup, then thought they could pass the charges on to their tenant. That is when as a tenant you check your lease agreement, and if there is no such charge listed, tell him to politely F-Off, and if he then decides to evict, cause problems such as taking him to court over the matter. In the meantime, as long as you keep it all factual, speak to your neighbors and other places, because the moment he tries to get you evicted, which would be hard to do, if you dont live in a crappy state and have have been paying your rent amount each month, that very publicity is going to haunt him for the rest of the time you are there. Oh, and make sure to draw any eviction period out, more so by disputing the eviction. Also to add, if said rent includes utilities such as power and water, and there is no limit to their usage, well, nothing wrong in leaving the water running in the bathroom when you go out for the day, or starting up your own crypto farm.

[@HauntedGardens]

7 year old lied about dad cheating because she was upset about being grounded...time to throw that kid way, and start over.

[@kingdomheartist3791]

My flight from Munich to London once got delayed so hard that i missed my connection to Glasgow and had to sit at the London airport which has 1 Hour Of Free Wifi™ for 12 hours. In a foreign country. With no local sim or currency. Keeping the hunger at bay by eating a whole tub of extra chewing gum, which towards the latter half of the wait i had to start swallowing so i wouldnt start swinging. Fell asleep on my backpack a good couple times. Literally the worst

[@lady_draguliana784]

I've been through that situation with a parent getting rid of my animal b/c they didn't want them around and I couldn't keep them where I was living. Here's my Advice (with the benefit of hindsight): Find a home for the animal YOURSELF. like Intervene on the animals behalf and do what's HONESTLY best for them (which may mean finding them a new forever-home that's not yours, which hurts like tearing your own arm off). If you don't, you might come back from deployment to find your animal was given to a shelter (perhaps to be euthanized) or to a shite owner.

[@saibenwazere7207]

I would sue the person who ever did that to the toilet paper

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

Remember the 90s..? The magical time where I could, as a 5 year old, wake my parents up at arse o'clock with the exact phrase of "mom your son is screaming" when my 7 months old brother was crying and then they would *move his bed to the other room* so I could sleep..? Is that illegal these days or something? It is not an older child's responsibility to entertain and provide for a younger child when they were neither consulted nor involved in bringing their sibling to life.

[@joeywomer]

The post about the dorm room bathroom mess just reminds me of my brother when he sometimes uses the toilet without flushing. And makes a mess of the toilet seat.

[@Mushroomspec]

i actually thought we get a rare moment of 2 narrators in one video

[@DrJose2014]

id actually love that

[@thenoddingturtle]

Some narrators are better than others. I ones had to click off a "best of" video after it changed to a narrator that kept laughing too hard at the lamest posts and making shitty jokes. Don't remember the name though.

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

@@thenoddingturtle humor is highly subjective matter. do not let that kill the enjoyment of a video to you if you just don't understand a certain type of humor. it is just best to enjoy yourself as best as you can, skip the parts that you do not find funny or understand and go on with the video.

[@thenoddingturtle]

@@ChocoRainbowCorn That is why I'm talking about my subjective experience. It's pretty funny to hear "you just don't understand a certain type of humor" from a furry though.

[@ChocoRainbowCorn]

@@thenoddingturtle I don't see why that would be funny, but then again, considering others a lesser human being because they like/dislike something is also quite fun I suppose. Being a furry does not automatically put me in a position to be dumber or know less about humor.

[@lady_draguliana784]

PETCO: My sister used to work at petco: acc2 her, it was not a real business, but a good'ol'boys fund (the owners 'come from money' and don't give 2 shites about the business). She witnessed constant instances of egregiously unethical behavior and business practices (including probably illegal stuff), rampant animal cruelty, employee mistreatment, abuse, and harassment. If you can avoid them, AVOID THEM.

[@shaunalennon3144]

In my family, if the parent bought the thing it was shared. If you bought the thing it was yours and you make the rules about it.

[@jimwormmaster]

6:15: Well that doesn't sound like our Lexi at all! The going off at superspeed once tech is brought up, sure. But not the cluster f-bomb rudeness. I know it was done for the joke, but still...

[@adamb89]

If you ever see a dog or child locked in a car, smash a window immediately. Don't ask questions, don't bother looking around, just immediately smash the window. There are laws in place to protect you, and people will never learn their lesson otherwise. Don't smash ALL the windows, they might be able to come after you for that, but smashing A window is protected.

[@QuikVidGuy]

24:40 Oh, someone had a spicy pillow

[@lorivaldez4839]

Ohh this is gonna be good so thank you very much, EmKay! Y’all rock🎉❤

[@djt08031996]

On the speeding one: this is why I leave so early I could walk to work and still make it. Not that hard to leave yourself extra time

[@wbat5816]

4:33 WHAT THE-- WHY!?

[@CrAziAngel]

8:05 In Germany, MANY public toilets require you to pay 50ct or even 1€ to use. Especially in train stations n at rest stops (?) on highways