r/FoundSatan | you will never know.

[@Just_a_commenter]

At last, we get another dose of our tech queen, Lexi! :D The malicious and devious acts found within this subreddit will be a delight for her! Maybe Robin can get this one next time? Robin needs more fun stuff.

[@athenaraines]

Fitting that it happens at the start of pride month too 🏳️‍⚧️

[@UndecidedASMR]

We love our tech queen

[@TheChildGamer]

This was made 15 mins ago in American time

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Acquired a large wholesale lot of bike locks. Proceeded to add them to random bikes everywhere I went.

[@The_power22]

yes

[@comradewindowsill4253]

What you're describing, regarding coming off of sugar/caffeine, is exactly the reason why a lot of addicts go back to their addictions. It obviously depends on the drug, but nicotine addiction, for example, is something you never really cure. Even once you get past the cravings (after a long time, far longer than detox, years of it) there's still a nagging dissatisfaction, a persistent unhappiness, which stays with you. For a lot of people, that's what drives them back-- not detox, which is its own type of hell, but the fact that once you come out the other side of it, you're faced with the rest of your existence either actively craving a smoke, or feeling low and unsatisfied even after the cravings leave you. A sober addict, however long they've been sober, is still an addict, and it's a genuine lifelong, chronic illness.

[@VictorCiolacu]

Thank you Satan for making me thinking about smoking again😂😂. Joking aside i found it easier to quit cigarettes ( 5 days) than Pepsi Twist ( never).

[@MarBL23563]

@@VictorCiolacu wtf is a pepsi twist??????

[@VictorCiolacu]

@@MarBL23563 pepsi with lemon

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

Yeah, I've cut back on soda thankfully. Used to drink so much when I was really depressed (some form of happy chemicals and all). But I've since cut way back. I've found it easier to drink from cans rather than cups because it's easier to track how much you've drank. Some days I have no cans, some days I have 2. But I try to never have 3 other than really occasionally. Going over a week without soda (at least for me) sucks and I do not recommend going off it or other caffeinated beverages cold turkey.

[@Simply.Vantastic]

going on two years smoke free and long road trips make me want one once in a while cuz i'm so bored

[@nefwaenre]

Lexi, sis, you've never been on the receiving end of a 'shame, shame puppy shame' chant. As a kid, it's basically a deth sentence. It's the ostracising that makes it the worst thing.

[@totakluska]

Oh, so it was supposed to be 'puppy'? I genuinely thought someone misspelled 'poopy'

[@nefwaenre]

@@totakluska nah, it's puppy. In that meme the evil kid used it in the context of poop. But it's puppy.

[@ervellynkane9742]

That chant unlocked some really nasty memories of my youth which, I don’t wanna recall ever again..

[@nefwaenre]

@@ervellynkane9742 fr fr bruv :'(

[@schizbarbie]

that's not a death sentence that's a puppy paragraph

[@p.brooke]

9:50 I think this is how the story went: OP has someone they hate and they have the class after them (OP has it period 6 while their "enemy" has it period 7). The teacher forgot about a test they had assigned and instead put on a movie. At the very end of the class, OP reminded the teacher of said test and the teacher gave it to the 7th period kids (the class OP's "enemy" is in). Personally I find it weird that the teacher didn't just reschedule it for everyone on the next school day

[@st4rl1ng21]

I think the missing word was ‘day’? So the person making the post got to watch the whole movie and not do the test, but the person they didn’t like only got to watch the first half.

[@s0uverains95]

You guys have more than four periods a day?

[@p.brooke]

@@s0uverains95 Where I live, we have 7 periods in middle school (not including homeroom) and 5 periods in high school (again, not including homeroom)

[@s0uverains95]

@@p.brooke what the fuck are middle school and homeroom?

[@p.brooke]

@@s0uverains95 Middle school is usually grades 6-8, while homeroom is a shorter period where you can either just talk with other people there or you can get some work done before the actual day starts (sorta like a study hall, I guess? Idk, it's weird now that I think about it)

[@sambrown6426]

Fun fact, if you cut a raw potato in half, you can write on the bathroom mirror with the cut half. It'll be completely invisible until someone takes a hot shower and steams up the mirror. However, any part of the mirror that was touched by the potato won't actually steam up. I did this on April Fools a few years ago, and the screams of terror were amazing. And if you're wondering, the message I wrote was simply "Prepare to die," and I got the idea from a book I have called "The Big Book of Boy Stuff."

[@petrikov]

Good stuff🙂. I did the exact message once by scratching it in a banana with a paperclip or something. You don't see the message straight away, but when the next person gets the banana it's clear as day.

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

Prepare to die? Are you 10 years old? That is so lame.

[@legolord4483]

Holy shit I have the same book! My favorite one is the electric grapes!

[@sambrown6426]

@@legolord4483 I haven't finished reading it yet, and that doesn't sound familiar, so either I missed it, or I haven't gotten there yet.

[@kellybraun7048]

I feel like my tomboy childhood learned these same things, but from a different source. 😂 Wasn’t allowed to buy a potato to write on the mirror… Mom knew she’d have to clean it. Could have started an argument, but my dad probably would have gone out just to get a single potato. 🤣

[@Cyanna.Scribe]

Commenting again to compliment Lexi's British accent, as a Brit I can confirm that she sounds like a noble lady and it is brilliant.

[@triscuitgonzalez7936]

British people aren’t real

[@apollochaoz]

Who's Lexi

[@devinq4605]

​@@apollochaoz The narrator of this video.

[@ajmkittens9_YT]

Absolutely marvelous, lovely, stupendous, dashing, and extraordinary ❤

[@MiScusi69]

she?

[@ViridianFlow]

16:12: If you hate your landlord, put shrimp shells in the curtain rods. They won't smell for a while and who the hell checks the curtain rods? Final inspection goes well so you get your bond back and are free but then every time they show the house to future possible renters a week or two later there's an awful smell that nobody can locate.

[@shortstackanimations]

Lexi is the perfect person for this sub. chaotic good vs chaotic evil

[@UndecidedASMR]

Chaotic Lexi

[@30000beesinatrenchcoat]

@@UndecidedASMR I am now chaotic Lexi

[@anderstermansen130]

Perfect man*

[@UndecidedASMR]

@@anderstermansen130 no

[@sonicfan_nobodyiscool7629]

@@anderstermansen130no

[@Ryanthusar]

16:35 - That falls into the realm of being a health issue, the OP of that one should file a complaint with the city and tell them that it needs a blocker on that side. It's just a piece of metal sheeting, much like the blinker on a horse, it doesnt impede it's job of lighting up the area, just casts a shadow on the area. However, the downside OP looks to have blinds built into the middle of the two window panes, controlled by the nob on the left side which is turned/pulled, saw such when I was in Sweden, so the city may just tell them to go and jump, however if it doesnt work OP could just hit them up for the cost of heavier curtains.

[@mindmaster323]

4:15, I saw something similar. A dude was talking about how his mom was a college professor and when he was a kid she would give him scantrons and let him color them in, then make all the correct answers whatever he colored in. If he did two in a line the question would account for that. One time he decided to just color in C all the way down, which got a laugh from his mom both when she saw it and while her students were taking the test.

[@kellybraun7048]

That’s awesome! That sounds like something my dad (middle school science teacher) would’ve done… he’d take us with him into the school on weekends sometimes. We did the physics experiment that was set up, gym scooter races in the hall*, using video editing software to analyze my science fair experiment… * (idr what they were called, the 4 wheel things you knelt on with handles on the sides)

[@void-9572]

@@kellybraun7048 You got the naming right I believe. Those things were fun.

[@aaronmccullers384]

17:40 Another fun way to mess with people is to name your phone's hotspot "FBI Surveillance Van 4" or some other number and just walk around with your hotspot active all day. People will get really paranoid real quick when they think that a FBI Surveillance Van is roaming about. And to those who think that no one would fall for that, might I remind you that these are the people that are antivax so they would believe it.

[@nt33_old]

if they do believe it, it'll be even funnier

[@circuitgamer7759]

Our network has been called Not Found for as long as we've had it, but I don't think it really does much because we're in a pretty rural area. The alternate is Hidden Network. (I know this comment was from 3 months ago, but I figured I might as well reply anyway)

[@aaronmccullers384]

@@circuitgamer7759 KZbin notifies me when someone commets on a 3 month old post so I don't mind if you share any fun network names.

[@venomfan2020]

10:52 Un-amusement park: 🥱 Abusement park: 😁

[@Mahier_theguy]

abuse park

[@kerryblanchard9425]

The "Every pop quiz answer is C" idea is best done in a probability class!

[@TheLexikitty]

found Satan

[@paperstrawsYT]

yea we like to play games here

[@Groupedup-ne2kk]

Probably the best lesson in reminding your students that they're taking a test created by a person and not nature.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

I had a high school physics teacher who did the "all answers are C" thing on a final, except a few random ones were other letters, just enough to give you a 79 (a C) if you filled in all Cs. I test well and blew through it, then sat and watched the rest of the class panic.

[@caitlinsnowfrost8244]

5:56 "Fun" fact: this happened with the ad campaigns for The Nun and people genuinely suffered panic attacks as a result.

[@serahkuruvilla8674]

Oh my god I thought I hallucinated the "shame shame puppy shame" insult as a kid. The memories just came rushing back

[@theJennicat]

beep beep here to steal yo cheese

[@Ishmyster]

Lexi talking about randomly increasing a kids ping as a punishment is so funny

[@tttITA10]

21:15 - That's a ridiculously good paint job on that dog. It does look precisely like a tiger.

[@Drave_Jr.]

7:37 Actually most of the internet. He waited for several hours in line just like her. Also, unless the angle is really, really, weird, she couldn't do the ride anyways.

[@Craxin01]

14:45 I had a bet in high school I couldn't convince "the new kid" I was a British exchange student for a week. I succeeded, and they kept offering another ten dollars for each week I continued that. Eventually, they decided 4 months was too much to keep the joke going and "the new kid" was totally surprised how good my American accent was and made everyone in on the joke nearly wet their pants laughing.

[@Cyanna.Scribe]

We found Satan, but my religion is EmKay. •°*★All hail Lexi★*°•

[@UndecidedASMR]

REAL

[@Jinx-z2g]

_Bows down to Lexi_

[@timothyisstupid]

All Hail our queen

[@sotsiraawnujaewi]

lay tribute to the tech goddess or lose 2 bars of your wifi

[@theauthor6669]

what the quirky is this reply thread

[@losttotheart]

One of my friends did the even more evil thing than making every answer C on a test. Before lunch every answer was C after lunch the first five answers were C then every answer was B after that.

[@A_Wzone]

Some of you may call me a psychopath for this but I would steal the keys off their keyboards 0:39

[@jonathanpermutation]

5:51 this reminded me of the a video that was 10 hours of the music on the radio in the game Portal, but 5 hours in, it becomes a clip of a guy shitting his pants

[@Y2KNW]

5:17 - Story told to me during lunch back when I was still a greenhorn: The welders on one job refused to use blankets to catch sparks & slag when working over other trades, no matter how much the other trades complained to safety. One of the insulation guys notices the lead welder uses the portapotty at the same time every day. Gets in there beforehand, unrolls the TP, sprinkles in a bunch of insulation fibres, and rolls it back up. Next day, all the blankets went up and they stayed up for the duration of the job. Don't be an ass to other workers and you won't have to worry about what other workers will do to you.

[@wanderlight1388]

4:31 What's even worse is making the last answer something else to make them think they got it wrong even more.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

10:57 The Legos. It's an obstacle course with only legos, and several long rock-climbing walls where the handholds are legos, not secured by glue or anything. The only article of clothing you are allowed is a box with legos imbedded randomly angled into the sides and a bandolier of legos tied together with string that hold together a strap that holds the box. This box is for taking legos with you so you can repair the climbing walls as you go. Under every single obstacle, there is only a pit of legos 3 feet below the lowest point. The air is circulated, and aerated within it is Mosquito Itch Juice. Every SINGLE scratch you get is going to be a mosquito bite.

[@trishapellis]

"An uninterestingly bad person" is possibly the most understated severe burn I've seen in my life.

[@jerricaleonard2123]

About the kid that crapped themselves in 1st class, the teacher is/was likely the type who goes full Bezos and actively prevents students from using the washroom even after class and was threatened prior, and OP made good on the threat after being denied one too many times despite having an illness, and even got revenge on a classmate who not only made fun of them, but was also probably the one reminding the teachers about homework to make her own classmates' lives a living Hell.

[@Goose88]

"who goes full Bezos and actively prevents students from using the washroom" you made my day with that sentence

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

Intentionally pointing floodlights at a neighbor's house should be illegal.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

It is in most places. Most cities have ordinances against bright lights. What most cities don't have is ordinances against mirrors that reflect those lights back.

[@anonygent]

Too many places around here have super bright lights pointed at the road so they blind you. One guy two streets away has a super bright light pointed in this direction. Fucking thing looks like fucking sunrise.

[@alien9663]

Lexi is absolutely perfect for this subredit because of her laugh.

[@anderstermansen130]

His*

[@javelingames258]

@@anderstermansen130 no its her

[@kitkatkatsukii]

​@@anderstermansen130her* it's okay, typos happen

[@VivaporuCubano]

Yay! Lexi’s back! In time for pride month as well.

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811]

10:39 Sounds like one of those "and everyone clapped" stories.

[@Hufflepuff_cookie]

5:53 what you do, is just put a realistic knocking sound, very quietly, 2 or 3 times, underneath the white noise It would make someone freak out, question their sanity and their safety. Amd then they will always wonder if they actually heard it or if it was just in their mind.

[@1EmuFan]

All of the narrators should do a video together

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

Its called a compilation. They do do those.

[@1EmuFan]

@@TyrannosaurusRex.. thats not what i meant

[@TyrannosaurusRex..]

@@1EmuFan Hm.

[@msmx9088]

im surprised we haven’t got at least 2 together

[@jacobc9221]

Then they can read out the posts in unison

[@Cosmosdestructor]

21:45 also, the fear of palindromes, words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards, is aibohphobia.

[@P4w.Mach1n3]

Pronounciation: Ally-o-phobia

[@Derpierier]

4:25 my science teacher did this on the FINALS and like 80% of the class failed

[@sterio2235]

19:57 the little *purr* made my day, even if Lexi didn't mean it ^w^

[@ericjr.4310]

Levi's British accent is perfect we always we be happy with this content to see what type of malicious things people probably have experienced before just to make a subredit out of it

[@pessie83]

0:13 I don't think those Kit-Kat Chunky chocolat bars are broken, because it's a Kit-Kat 2-pack.

[@TheTartanFox]

yea it’s a double pack

[@plaidy.]

Yea it's two chocolate bars in a packet, which is divided in the middle. It's not broken.

[@mattesh5839]

I LIKE CHEESE

[@SHARKIE6262]

🧀

[@1EmuFan]

SAME

[@Sarlasmancranmaji]

Understandable, cheese is good.

[@amalgamation12]

It's better moldy

[@SmoothCriminal69]

Cheese

[@ollie.cosplay]

0:27 I would steal every left white sock. Every one of them is slightly different. Every time they go to put on white socks, they will have to put on two socks from different pairs. I know this would really bother my autistic, ocd, and adhd brain.

[@deumnoctis]

1:14 make a script that changes the ping based on a sinewave but it every so slightly streches overtime so that the lowest ping always gets bigger over time which is hard to notice because of the wave like changes of the ping

[@me-myself-i787]

10:55 Green Lantern: First Flight at Six Flags Magic Mountain, but with the same restraints found on a Vekoma SLC, and extremely tight shinguards. And add some Wild Mouse-style turns at the end.

[@joghnythegurue2710]

0:03 Hey! I think I recognize the two books that aren't faced backwards; if I'm correct they're the 2nd and 3rd books of the Johannes Cabal series (book 1 isn't a mystery). They're my favorite novel series of all time so I'd recognize their spine anywhere!

[@GLORIOUSCHONK]

The series swaps genres? That sounds cool!

[@chalkwarrior5542]

5:55 someone did this (or at least something similar) with a 10-hour loop of the portal radio, apparently. i haven't checked what it is, i just know there's SOMETHING in there that shouldn't be in there

[@nt33_old]

don't worry, it's just a guy doing pushups. Nothing wierd here

[@Karanegros]

IMA DO SOME PUSHUPS NOW **FART** UH **EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA** UH

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

YES so true ive seen this and was about to comment

[@Darthoblivion24]

7:00 95% of the time what happens in left 4 dead 2 with random tank spawns "Here have this tank in this tiny hallway instead of the giant open area before or after said hallway, HAVE FUN"

[@Living_Life242]

8:26 This reminds me of the real life torture device that Su Daji made in ancient China. It was a giant metal cylinder that you’d place the victim at the top of. Then a large fire would be placed at the base of it and the whole thing was designed to gradually get hotter and hotter. The person would begin to jump from foot to foot to avoid being burned, appearing as if they were dancing until they eventually fell off and were burned alive.

[@xdarin_]

3:24 That's not fun. That's just horrible.

[@evanwoodward6376]

So glad to hear Lexi again, it’s been too long

[@tobyandahalf]

7:15 the commas in that sentence are properly placed. when using two adjectives that can be said in any order, like "big, brown dog" you use a comma.

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

you don't have to though. also those two can absolutely not be said in any order unless you put the comma in. if i hear you saying "brown big dog"

[@jirachi4979]

11:07 I've got a better idea It's a roller coaster that starts out fast, until you reach a high rise, just as you're about to descend, it stops, leaving you hanging there off the side of a rollercoaster (Now imagine this but nails occasionally poke out of the seats and there's no buckles to hold you in place :) )

[@eggnogalcoholic]

7:31 I was at Disneyland for my 18th birthday, last in line for meet-and-greet before Mike and Sulley were to be swapped with Toy Story characters, Monsters Inc is my FAVORITE movie of all time and I’ve only come to this part of the park to meet them after waiting an hour, woman behind me is like “can my kid take your place?” UM WOMAN NO DO YOU NOT SEE MY BIRTHDAY HAT AND SASH Framed photo of me being hugged by Sulley still on my dresser

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

2:50 That isn't enough to completely dissolve your intestines (give you 3rd degree burns next time you had a crap maybe), if you REALLY want to annihilate your guts (as well as burp Napalm and shit Thermite), do this with Carolina Reaper Peppers, not those wimpy Jalapeno's... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@tttITA10]

7:50 - That seems like an absolutely normal food choice.

[@songman5538]

I mean, smash exist so yeah

[@dragonrider4253]

2:30 A bank. No more foreclosures if they don't know who isn't paying enough.

[@TheScarletSlayer]

2:15 have this handy when someone wants you to sign something you don't want to.

[@TenshiShiri]

9:32 minutes Basically, this person’s next class is the last class of the day & they knows the person who they hate has this class as there last class, So when the class period was over Op informs the teacher about the forgotten test so next class has to do take the test; Op likely made an excuse to go to the bathroom to pass the class or went to class late just to hear the person the hate cry about missing the movie. BTW Snow days tend to happen more than one day or that class had a special reason like a substitute teacher recently for the individual class to potentially have already seen the first half of the movie, unless it’s a long class (two class periods ) they tend to stop the movie at the end of class & then the next snow day or they have a sub where they have a free class to watch the second portion of the movie if not third (depending on length of class time & or movie time).

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

11:35 that is absolutely unholy

[@SUZUKAPLAYA]

The cheese and chocolate thing reminded me of the time I had blueberry cheese- I thought my grandparents were crazy when I saw it in the plate that I was given. I sat there staring at it while my family talked. The car stole some of my cheese before I gave in and tried it- 10/10 highly recommend. It’s good cheese- tastes like blueberry cheesecake tbh.

[@TheTrollgeRuler]

0:39 If I would steal something it’s all the handles from cabinets, microwave, oven/stove, drawers, etc. It’ll be inconvenient but good luck getting most of the handles *•v•*

[@Fighter178]

Lexi, i also used probability to find missing answers in tests, knowing that each question (assuming 4 options) would have A ~20 of the time, b&c ~30% and d ~20%. This is because nobody wants to choose the ectreme options, including the person who made the test, I often got ~30-40% of all unknown questions correct, and then i only studied very little...

[@matavastros]

6:49 even better, make that fight be like a chase sequence fight (a little bit like parasite fecto forgo) and make there be a heal box after that fight then a cutscene where the boss appears again and chases you back down the hallway for the second phase of the boss being in the big open area

[@Percy_Of_The_Sea]

I think what happened was op knew there was supposed to be a test in class that day yet the teacher had forgotten. Because of this, op waited until the end of that class period to remind the teacher who then gave the test to the next class instead of them watching the movie and op heard about it because students were complaining about it in the halls.

[@hyperion_4399]

8:03 me who takes cold showers: *i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

8:30 BONUS if the sanding grit is salt crystals... That will wake them up REAL quick when they pass out from exhaustion... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

[@clownkiddo8664]

12:52 that’s so interesting what. After I cut out Baja blast and other sodas I felt better 😭

[@Axeris_Meep]

11:55 the real crime is that I KNOW WHAT THAT EDITED TAG IS FROM, THAT WAS ON DISCORD LIGHT MODE

[@LunarEmerald]

And I know the guy who said it.

[@sirfrogeth_the3rd]

Lexi the one with the best chaotic energy! A worrying amount of relatable chaos.

[@30000beesinatrenchcoat]

just means you're chaotic good

[@hibouowll7468]

14:21 THAT! is called gaslighting.

[@standard-carrier-wo-chan]

The pre-cut tape is actually genius

[@chefcircuit5392]

4:15 I had a teacher who did this. I still haven’t forgiven him

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

21:46 yes this includes: kakorrhaphiophobia (ka - kora - fee - a - phobia, fear of failure), lisps, aibohphobia (fear of palindromes), dodecaphobia (fear of the number 12) and many, many more

[@darthmase.]

0:30 all of the left socks after the dryer

[@Khaisz.]

11:20 a bed of Lego would not hurt at all to walk over unlike a single piece of Lego.

[@brianartillery]

At 09:07, there is no 'METER' in the wordsearch, but, amusingly, there is a 'BLUNT'. Who compiled that? Cypress Hill? 🤔🤔🤔 😆😆😆

[@sei916]

4:17 an even better option: make all of the answers C except for one question if they catch on and assume all the answers are C they’ll be confused a second time when one question isnt and rethink whether the pattern was there to begin with.

[@legends-studio]

1:00 my father worked in I.T. and shut off my internet when my sister misbehaved

[@mysticmind4563]

Oh that KGB pen would be the perfect payback for those coworkers that want to "borrow" your pens all the time. Leave it by the desk or if they want to use it, give it to them begrudgingly to avoid suspension. When all their paperwork is left blank they'll think twice before trying to keep your pen.

[@tatecrossette2855]

I now have intrusive thoughts telling me to go into a library and mix up and flip around every single book and make signs that say "mystery" and put them in every section. You won't know if you're going to pull out a Dr Seuss book, dictionary, or an erotic novel or anything else you can think of.

[@energyーy]

3:46 bro became a minecraft villager 💀

[@Acid_enjoyer]

Bro said:uhhhhhhhh hhhhm

[@cheddar-tj3km]

Hey emkay, every time you upload, you make me overjoyed, i love your content, and have been watching since the pandamic! Thanks for being so awesome! :D

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

That guy with the Ice Cream Van music will be a singing a different tune when people start to assume he's after their kids.

[@inferlynx737]

12:01 I see your need to pee and raise you a cat making the going to vomit sounds in your carpeted room 😂 I speak from experience

[@agerothn]

19:00 There are people at my work who do this to rolls of shrink wrap/ palette wrap out of sheer carelessness. The rolls are usually around 4 inches thick, and in the process of cutting the wrap off to finish the palette, they cut right on the roll itself, most often by putting the cut along the edge. I then have to unroll several dozen meters of the stuff, fixing the breaks in the wrap until its usable again.

[@PistonWorks]

0:20 I made a D&D character based entirely on this idea and he is pure chaos but it's just so fun to play as him edit: grammar

[@ThepirateofRum]

My answer to the what would you steal is i wouldn't steal anything i would hide it and make them blame themselves for it being missing

[@gammaboost]

12:23 Ngl that sounds kinda concerning

[@spookyghostwriter3110]

4:32 The fact that OP’s name is the smallest act of kindness is hilarious.

[@HetaliaandSalt]

I heard that there was a teacher in my high school that did the same thing with the pop quiz, only they had done it with the final exam. This caused most of the students to fail the test.

[@paperstrawsYT]

NOT THE FINALS

[@aribantala]

0:30 I'd steal 3 Things, 1. Remote controls for anything: So they'll have to either press the hardcoded buttons or hard pressed to buy one of those Universal Remote with a set of code for you to use on your devices 2. Anything with velcro: I steal them and made them to be fastened by either a string/rope, or adhesives that started too strong and wears in only 2 weeks of use 3. Phone holders: Yeah, you know the drill here

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

New law: gum packaged in blister cards must have enough pieces of said gum to completely fill all possible slots in said blister card.

[@ETXAlienRobot201]

watch them just cut a corner off the card and raise the price a bit to make-up for the "additional costs".

[@ericsoucie1804]

One of my teachers before said that 1 of her kids would take a thing of honey and a spoon and sit down and eat just honey on the couch. One of her kids also always wore shorts even when skiing, even though the shorts where under there snowpants.

[@paintergirl9206]

2:45 that's actually pretty accurate for how much jalapeno I like.

[@IamRelint]

6:43 could be worse when I went back to college after the military, I hung out with five different groups of people, I gave each group of people a different name to call me by. It took three years for two of the groups to meet and realize I wasn't who I said I was. And bonus, half the stories they were telling each other about me didn't clue them in on who I was

[@AnAngryMagpie]

8:13 the room should be circular so the person in it cant climb up against the corners of the wall

[@DunceFaceSilli]

15:35 WHAT- CAN I FIND THAT ON CHARACTER AI STILL PLEASE I NEED THAT 💀

[@grilledpook]

2:50 i love this bot. last time i used it i was trying to test just how much i could spam a command, so between my message and the bot repeating it, i created a gigantic wall of "meatball meatball meatball meatball" up to almost my character limit.

[@gasad01374]

we used to have really weird neighbors that were huge conspiracy theorists, we changed our wifi name to "______ city surveillance van" and we could see them peek out the window even hour or two looking for a van

[@Takotino]

I had a teacher that make most of his answer C. After 11 question (of 50 question) i decided to answer everything with C and got away with 86 score. I felt like i found a shortcut to pass his tests. But then he changed the patterns lol. I remember a test where the answer was A,B,C,D,E respectively for every 5 question.