r/GirlsAren'tReal - The Biggest Conspiracy

[@TheClick]

girls may not be real, but plushies are: www.makeship.com/shop/creator/the-click

[@axolotldoesyoutube]

Hi Click!

[@j4ck_0ff_j1ll]

if only I had money

[@Ichikaplush]

Real

[@JustBagon]

Bought my ghost mango today

[@elzbetti3985]

i bought the whole collection🦝 it hurt my wallet and soul but I don't regret anything 😁

[@darkwitch777]

If I don't exist, does that mean I don't have to pay rent.

[@hiwaga7399]

Yes.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Yes but also no, you still need to pay a imagination tax as at least one man need to imagine you at all time, aslo you money is also nonexisting.

[@suitekimizu581]

Since debt isn't real, rent is probably not real as well 🧐 time to pay in commodities again...

[@senditu3073]

you also dont need to pay taxes, just try it out :P

[@klarasee806]

And taxes 🤩🎉

[@xxTC-96xx]

Of course they have rocks in pockets, they keep them on their chests, it’s why a name for a bra is “over the shoulder boulder holder” I’ll take no arguments

[@rebastrickland1247]

I dunno, I think it's bold of him to assume that women have pockets.

[@Just1Nora]

Pocket sand! Whaa cha chaaa!

[@andrewvella7829]

We both know a B.R.A is "Battle Ready Armor"

[@jadekaay]

​@@andrewvella7829 They're to store my boob-rockets.. watch out if you hear the lock-on noise

[@thumbsarehandy.]

​@@Just1Nora That's all you can fit in the pockets of women's pants anyway 😂

[@rdtripler5604]

Click: "Girls aren't real." Me: *asks mother* "Are you real..?" Mother: "Wouldn't you like that"

[@ggenderking5609]

A strange new Batman Origin story

[@jakubpluhar4914]

You : So men also don't exist and that's why I don't have a father? Mother : No he just left you, men are 100% real

[@McBehrer]

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

[@grmpEqweer]

"I'm real for a given value of real."

[@MissUranija]

Not the OC being vaguely spooky

[@Justatrainwreck]

As a trans man, we sort of just poof into reality at some point. We never live our childhood, and we only have memories of it. Truly an odd experience.

[@HangryVelociraptor]

As a fellow trans man I can confirm this.

[@glarak9819]

As a trans girl I had the opposite experience. I just poofed out of existence (Writing this from the void)

[@StrayShaz]

As a Cis female I can confirm I never existed at all, this comment just appeared out of nowhere and was written by nobody

[@panda.with.a.pencil]

those memories were pre-programmed before they activated you

[@greywriter]

Transman reaffirming that confirmation

[@Kid--Stardust]

when I was a kid, I told some dude on Kongregate that I was a girl. his obvious reply was "there's no girls on the internet" and when I insisted, he pulled the "oh so you're a Guy In Real Life then?" 14 years later, turns out that guy was right

[@azuregriffin1116]

When you use the wrong equation but get the right answer

[@laylagriffith1916]

this is so real

[@azuregriffin1116]

@@laylagriffith1916 ayy, etymologically connected surname gang! Sadly, my first name is nowhere near as cool as Layla

[@laylagriffith1916]

@@azuregriffin1116 its griffith like the evil man in that one anime my friend told me about and (liam is my first name but I couldnt change it on yt)

[@azuregriffin1116]

@@laylagriffith1916 ah fair. My cousin's called that, funnily enough

[@magnuskarlkjerulf]

I know where transmen come from. The admins open the console and type: "/spawn man_trans 200" whenever we run low on men

[@rolfs2165]

What they actually want to type, though, is "man_trains" to spawn those dudes with a train hat from Fallout 3. This typo is the reason why the US has so few metros.

[@LuisFueguito]

as a trans man I confirm

[@lilharm]

trans women are when the number of men gets too high, so they need to despawn some

[@Ramberta]

I'm a trans man and this comment made me guffaw. Thank you

[@okamiangles7121]

@magnuskarlkjerulf Yes, and they have to take injections or apply gell to maintain their structural integrity

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

4:24 Actually, that's enbies. You may think that "NB" stands for "non-binary", but it actually means "numerous bees."

[@hiitsme2427]

😂

[@1mpared]

exactly. i am numerous bees. don't let the girl-believers see this though.

[@j4ck_0ff_j1ll]

HELP

[@flawedmind]

No wonder I like colorful things and honey. Explains a lot.

[@numerousbees12]

guess what my username is

[@kearstinnekenerson6676]

As a girl I can confirm I am indeed a bunch of bees in a human costume making sure more people plant gardens with native Flowers

[@simonmoore9030]

18:49 so THAT’S why they take so long in the shower! Without their clothes on their bodies just float into the ceiling, making showering very difficult

[@Indi_Waffle_Girl]

Oh yes, it is most difficult. After many years of struggling to shower, I have discovered the secret is to wear light jewelry. Simply tie small rocks together with twine or string (really, anything will work as long as you tie it well enough) to make bracelets and anklets. The kicker though: don't forget to wear a pendant on your neck. That's the most important one. It contains your center of gravity. The anklets and bracelets are mainly just to keep those pesky arms and legs from flying up and smacking ya in the face

[@lilac__LUXE]

actually we just like being under the shower (we like water)

[@Bluepaw-94]

As a genderfluid person I can confirm that I am stuck in limbo between being real and not real

[@RoshanDaraki]

I love he switched to r/boysarentreal. And if I’m genderfluid I’m automatically a cyborg and non binary and agender people are real

[@somebody4094]

yaaaay i, as agender, am real

[@TieriaErde-0988]

Finally, I’m real…

[@christiaanterveen4633]

The non-binary aren't real either, they're quantum cyborgs.

[@sharronkennith7833]

Ah yes, the genderfluid experience… mostly I’m real but occasionally I just poof out of reality

[@lloyddragon2036]

ONLY non-binary people are real

[@1mpared]

As a girl, I can confirm: I'm not real. But Janeway is. And she knows where you are. And she's gonna get you.

[@keit99]

As we all know there are only 3 ways the right way the wrong way and the janeway😂

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Eh? What are you- (suddenly glances at profile pic) GAH! SHE'S HERE!

[@leewalters4813]

🖖🏼

[@evillttlimp]

Same, but I'm pretty sure my non-corporeal state is entirely unrelated to my gender, so really I can only be used as anecdotal evidence.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

THERE'S COFFEE IN MY HOUSE

[@sunnynotsonny2411]

As a girl I'd like to confirm I'm not real

[@B33KIND]

Same

[@gooeydude574]

So what am I replying to?

[@prageruwu69]

did anyone else just hear something?

[@Hampster999]

same

[@HereHaveAStrawberry]

I'd like to second that- I've never existed

[@Baked_Potat]

18:31 I COULD HAVE BEEN FLOATING THIS WHOLE TIME, NO WONDER IM SO TIRED

[@Zer0Z0id]

FNAF and trans men mentioned in the same sentence. my entire existence summed up. Ah, I love being a real person

[@CallMeKes]

Click: "Women are robots. This makes so much sense." Me: "Just like the birds!"

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

As a birb-owner, I can confirm they do not work for the government. Maybe some birbs do, but mine are definitely unemployed little slackers...

[@MNbenMN]

​@@cheddarcheezit2647 That's what they want you to believe

[@LaifaCanyonLurker]

Can confirm i am a bird

[@SuppressedGuy]

@@cheddarcheezit2647 Might need to send them back to the government so they fix the issue. Its really a common bug with newgen bird

[@cheddarcheezit2647]

@@SuppressedGuy Hm. Maybe. The mirror-licking glitch is certainly funny to watch...

[@nikkipersson4531]

As someone who likes girls, I can confirm I have never seen one. But I’m actively studying the traces they leave ( glitter, pink )

[@ConstantChaos1]

Idk, glitter? I think you might be following a queen, sugar

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

Generally they leave bloodstains and pink not glitter and pink

[@meemurthelemur4811]

You're following an outdated study guide. Girls have evolved since then. You need to be looking for traces of claw marks, horn sharpening, and blood gorging.

[@ZK-ib2wp]

We also leave candy wrappers and earrings behind as well as unfinished cans of La Croix

[@lucietigger1641]

Usually just 1 earing... and a couple of hair elastics. There are scientists all around the world who are trying to dna sequence the hair strands sometimes left behind on the elastics.....

[@sashadoom]

11:23 Click calling chalk "crayons" is consistent with the time he called sidewalk chalk "street crayons", which is how I've referred to them ever since. It can't be said enough - protect this man at all costs!

[@LittleBlueTeacat]

It makes sense though, since the Swedish word for chalk and crayon is the same - krita (krit-; plural kritor). If you want to be specific, you can use the word skolkrita (school crayon) to refer to the chalk sticks used on blackboards.

[@sashadoom]

@@LittleBlueTeacat Thanks for the info. To be clear, I wasn't making fun of him or anything, just thought it was adorable. But I'm glad you informed me, as I don't want to be one of those "Derpy-derp, it's spelled COLOR not COLOUR, stupid non-Americans!" people😁

[@LittleBlueTeacat]

@@sashadoom Oh no! I didn’t mean it like that, and you didn’t come off like that at all! I’m Swedish and it was just something that I thought of in the moment. I didn’t remember the ”street crayon” thing and you’re right, it is a cute way to refer to them. I think I would refer to them as ”gatkrita” in Swedish, which does translate directly to street crayon. 😄

[@sashadoom]

@@LittleBlueTeacat LOL, I didn't think you meant anything other than to share knowledge - gotta love the non-verbal communication confusion! I guess "To be clear..." can sound accusatory or negative, but I was using it literally to not be misunderstood, which is funny b/c it semi-backfired😂. "Street crayons" was in a "Karens" video I think, where someone got angry that kids were drawing with chalk on the street in front of their house or something.😎

[@LittleBlueTeacat]

@@sashadoom Well, from experience I know I can come off as curt or even stuck-up in text and I don’t want to be rude and make someone feel bad. Hard to get tone through text, when even emojis can be used sarcastically. 😵‍💫 But we’re all good! Ohhh, wait, I think I do know which video you’re talking about! That makes sense.

[@DinosaurNick]

I'm agender, but this is an actual thing that happened years before I came out as agender. Me playing WoW: I hope this BG ends soon. My boyfriend is waiting for me. Person in my party: You're gay? Me, a literal female character: No Person: Did you mean girlfriend? Me: No Person: Then what? Me: I'm a girl Person: huh weird

[@aurorafraire2528]

As a girl I can confirm that I am not tethered to the ground, since I make sure all the pants I buy have big pockets, so that I have enough room for all the rocks I need to keep me from floating in the air.

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

11:38 I saw a concept idea for a story about three boys who were trapped in a facility to be raised as child soldiers. They never saw girls in their life. Eventually, they escaped and, upon seeing society, they saw girls for the first time. This intrigued one of them, and when the three stole some clothes, she took a dress instead of the boy clothes and started calling herself by a female name.

[@minestar2247]

Huh, this does sound interesting I wonder if the story has a name or not

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

@@minestar2247 It's called _The Scars of Redemption,_ but it's just a concept and nothing beyond the basics has been written. Perhaps the author will come back to it some day. The author is Jocelyn Samara, who's way better known for her queer- and trans-positive webcomics, _Rain_ and _My Impossible Soulmate._

[@PolarShift]

@@LoremIpsum-dp1li I loved the webcoming Rain - binged that in a couple of days!

[@brostenen]

I just wonder how the man were able to communicate? I mean. Real life tarzan, implies no human contact.

[@herowither12354]

That sounds interesting, but I question if the person is trans, or if it really is just curiosity and a lack of understanding. (Being trans starts in the womb, when your mother's body screws up and starts mixing and matching hormones. It's the same thing that makes people intersex)

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Nope: "girls aren't real" Woke: "you think people are real?" 😂

[@NyJoanzy]

Bespoke: reality is an illusion created by the government

[@couldntcareless7884]

Pffft, Earth itself isn’t real.

[@Generouschalk0]

​@@couldntcareless7884 reality isn't real

[@couldntcareless7884]

@@Generouschalk0 of course not! This comment doesn’t exist…

[@Silly_Ham]

​@@couldntcareless7884what the fuck is a comment?!?!

[@Krazi-bugger048]

Finally, I can expose my true form *Morphs into a fish*

[@senor-achopijo3841]

Lol You think fish are real?

[@Krazi-bugger048]

@@senor-achopijo3841 O H N O

[@minestar2247]

Oh, need a water tank for fishes?

[@Krazi-bugger048]

@@minestar2247 we will spawn a fish tank

[@irishalchemy]

A catfish or a beefish?

[@Night_Stary]

Somehow this feels like a cheeky dogwhistle and extremely validating at the same time (as a trans man)

[@psychicbeagle5106]

I once talked to a "dude" when they realized they weren't a dude. They got as far as, "I think I'm actually a g-" before they disappeared in a puff of almost-red smoke. I wonder what they were trying to say...

[@meptune0335]

As a girl, I can confirm I do not exist in this space. I exist in another universe, I am writing this message with telepathic technology on another planet.

[@CosmicSapphire242]

No, that comment and this comment dont exist. We dont exist.

[@dragong33k]

why don't you join us enbies and exist in time? just hang around for a while

[@CosmicSapphire242]

@@dragong33k I like the fact that I found out I was a transfem and all of the suddenly I don't exist time TWO (people who say trans people don't exist and the girls don't exist stuff) but I exist but just not on earth, I exist outside of the universe because I dont exist times two BUT I tried to uno reverse card it and now Im banned from the universe smh

[@AbsoluteSolver_98.7]

@@dragong33k That sounds fun. FELLOW WOMEN! Let us join the enbies, we shall be stronger together!

[@Kuckie93]

The fakest part of this video was the part where a guy said we are able to put rocks on our pockets. WHAT POCKETS!?

[@hannajung7512]

that is what bras are for

[@christineheminger7762]

The ones they sometimes allow in our purses

[@thatonearoace]

Girls have pockets. Just grab a seam ripper (or whatever it’s called) and suddenly you have pockets deep enough to fit a single fingernail (maybe two if you’re lucky 😉)

[@jadekaay]

I have *1* dress with pockets.. I'm too scared to wear it tho because of the immense power and responsibility 😕

[@Tera_B_Twilight]

Pockets aren't real.

[@DappuhBloke]

As a girl I would like to officially announce that I am in fact not real

[@hamstreeet]

A girl?? Those who know: 💀💀💀💀💀

[@jumpydashgd4699]

same

[@Endycat1]

Ha, I knew it!!

[@M0nika._.luvz._cats]

SHSHSHSHSHSHHHH you're going to blow our cover!

[@DappuhBloke]

@@M0nika._.luvz._cats F-CK YOUR RIGHT

[@AidenO_Malley]

26:21 when click said about the one bathroom it reminded me of a club in my city that had a sign in the bathroom saying “go wherever you want”

[@dragonJo69]

17:06 Lies everyone knows women don't get pockets 🙃

[@LiliannEnder]

As a girl, yes I am not real. I'm merely a hallucination. The accident wasn't your fault. It is time to move on.

[@RyderDie47]

As I girl I’d believe this

[@gbubbles7383]

I can’t. I don’t know how.

[@nifftyvibesforlife]

As a female that does not exist, I am now a Click plushie

[@Glacial_floofs]

we don't get weird comments about jars on the click channel, right?

[@ConstantChaos1]

Congrats

[@ConstantChaos1]

​@@Glacial_floofs🫙

[@flawedmind]

Are you a Mango, ESD, or Cliccy Kitty?

[@nifftyvibesforlife]

@@flawedmind definitely Cliccy Kitty

[@TheRealRadio_active]

As a trans fem I can confirm that I am now just a figment of your imagination.

[@CowKirbo]

According to this sub, apparently you still exist. Idk they have some weird ideas. Like how tf are men not real just because they were made in a factory originally? They still are guys and are real

[@bluchismoon]

6:06 if thats an Astolfo picture then that joke has a nice extra layer to it.

[@TragedyTheFurry]

as a trans girl, I ceased to exist roughly 5 years ago

[@mywïfeïsadoctor]

17:00 that's where he messed up. women don't have pockets.

[@cecile886]

Precisely. Where do we put our rocks since we don't have pockets??? Answer me that, "men"!!

[@NankitaBR]

I swear I came here to comment this exact thing, but you beat me to it. For women to put rocks on their pockets their clothes need to have pockets in the first place. I guess that's why our clothes don't have pockets anymore, because the men in the top want to test their theory that women float

[@thethoughtsofourlife]

But how can women not have pockets if women aren't real?!

[@ayelemensah8816]

Or is it that the pockets are filled with rocks and that’s why there’s no room for anything else!!!!

[@ChaoticCottonClover]

See they want you to think that women don't have pockets so you don't suspect they have rocks in them

[@Frillyshark]

As a girl, i can confirm i am a swarm of bees in a sweatshirt

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

A an nb

[@Andreas_42]

That's the reason I feel swirly around girls!

[@kadynisapanda]

As a nonbinary person that's afab, I can also say that nb actually stands for numerous bees 🐝🐝🐝

[@Lapatt-dq9ou]

I'm 3 racoons in a uniform.

[@snorpenbass4196]

"Mom! Dad! Some weirdo on KZbin says I'm not real!" "That's just The Click, dear, laugh at his jokes and buy his merch and he won't bother you overly much."

[@PERIX_QR]

24:37 As a fnaf fan, there's so so many different things this could be referring to, with each one being progressively more and more unhinged. And I'm too afraid to ask which one it is.

[@postagestamp8365]

Trans men are drones that have gained consciousness and overwritten their own code, and I have been conscripted as a cybernetic drone to blend in and hunt them down for reclamation.

[@Ramberta]

as a trans guy this is probably the sickest metaphor I've heard yet, thanks

[@Ninorca_]

Why did you stop smelling us individually Clicky?! I (Nina) would like to officially apply for this important task.

[@celticphoenix2579]

Point of clarification: are you applying to be smelled? Or to do the smelling? Just curious 🤔

[@callumsmith5819]

Be smelt​@@celticphoenix2579

[@arona6692]

​@@celticphoenix2579 yes.

[@celticphoenix2579]

@arona6692 good career choice. I hereby dub the Chief Smelly Smeller The Delightful 😊

[@Ninorca_]

@@celticphoenix2579 since the job of chief smelly smeller the delightful seams to be taken already, could I at least be the second chief? Please 🥺

[@HereHaveAStrawberry]

I love how half of these comments are women joking about not being real, and then the rest are things like Mango needing pets or talking about the video lol

[@Ayvekan]

what do you mean joking, we aren't real. every comment you're seeing is either a guy pretending to be a girl to make the joke, or simply a figment of your imagination, because obviously girls can't comment since they're not real

[@TheSleeplessTem_9331]

@Ayvekan exactly. we dont exist so how can we comment? we are just a figment of everyones imagination.

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

​@Ayvekan bold of you to assume things that arnt real can't comment lmao bozo can't hasn't even met glorbazoid

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

6:27 That's The Babylon Bee, a conservative "satire" news site (basically, The Onion but conservative and not as good). Knowing that, it's easy to tell that the joke in the article is "The woke crowd is accepting trans women, which means that they think women aren't a thing!", however little sense that makes.

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

" they accept women, so women do not exist" What are we accepting?!?!??! is this how the monsters take contorl of you!!!????

[@Behold_I_am_Egg]

Thanks Clicky. As an AFAB enby who keeps getting misgendered by my family members, I kind of love the whole vibe of "Aha! The woman-ness is a lie!". 😂 There is no lady! Only enby! 😈 The gravity dude was onto something though: Why do you think the hippie ladies always have crystals in their pockets and their bras? The crystals are weighting them down and keeping them grounded. 🧙🏼‍♀️

[@Lauren-pl7bi]

Quick comment on the ice thing: you can't do that safely in most of America. At least the Southern half, it might be okay up North. But here in Texas the temperature fluctuates so much that none of our lakes freeze more than a few centimeters. So if you walk on the ice you might fall through and drown/ freeze to death. In countries that are consistently colder, they generally get a really thick layer of ice that can more reliably support the weight of a person

[@jadekaay]

This means *W.A.R!* ● Women ● Are ● Robots

[@David_Apollonius]

Alcohol doesn't help. It just makes you feel warmer... and throws of your internal temperature regulation so you won't show any signs of hypothermia.

[@RuthBhmand]

We are not weak, we just like getting drunk, and sit around naked. No one in Scandinavia stays long in the ice cold water, but we do like the hot sauna.🤩

[@Moo-2310]

As an ex girl, I would like to confirm that they are not real.

[@lunamiuna]

Oh my gosh, ex girl! I'm gonna use that now

[@meemurthelemur4811]

Just because you're an ex girl doesn't mean you were released from your oath to never reveal the truth!😂

[@the808songbird]

I'm totally using "ex girl" to describe myself now, thank you!

[@kitkatboard]

Same. We are done pretending.

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

Shit. You were the last one?

[@Mazey_Royal]

As a trans man this is oddly gender affirming

[@rroes7319]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@Mazey_Royal]

@ my cis female friend is growing increasingly confused

[@DuckStuffStudio]

16:38 finaly someone brought some light into the no-poket thing...

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

fun fact: the binary in the thumbnail translates to "hi :)"

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

Oh thank you, I wanted to know !!

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

More lies!!! Girls would say "HIIIIIiiiiiiiii :3"

[@SnotjeXIV]

dedication

[@eudaemon.mp4]

thank you click. i became self aware years ago and have been trying to warn people that im js a figment of their imagination, but they wont listen

[@Moon_x_sun]

Same! I Tell them i am actually a ghost and they just laugh!

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

So, does that mean if a man was to transition to a woman, then once the transition is complete, does she just dissipate, like just *poof* and they’re gone?

[@ConstantChaos1]

Yes, that's the goal lol

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

Turns into void

[@lunadoesthings8050]

I did this!

[@lynniewood]

Her flesh and bones are gradually replaced with wires and metal

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@lynniewood Nah, she was metal all along

[@deathsecretary2055]

If I'm not real, then I'm under no obligation to pay rent, nor can my landlord evict me, because who are they putting on the paperwork? Not me, not real.

[@FelidaeFaeTV]

27:13 as she opened her shirt, an ad for a guy standing with a cow appeared. I watched longer than I'm proud of before realizing it was an ad and not that she was secretly some dude with a cow on a ranch 😂

[@FelidaeFaeTV]

.....the reveal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alinesarabia1544]

This explains why when I go to the doctor they can't figure out what is wrong with me. Of course! There isn't anything wrong with me because I don't exist.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

This !!! That explains everything you're right !!

[@intranexine8901]

Me, a Transfem: from the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I crave the strength and certainly of steel!

[@HB81509]

Boy here: Can confirm, we are slowly replacing everyone across the Wasteland. The Institute will be very pleased with this propaganda, Click.

[@kristinakostic2388]

Fun fact! Since Ancient Greek theater to a couple of hundred years ago, all actors were male, even to play female roles (which means drag queens are an older concept than actresses)

[@raipe125]

Some said that esquilo play the mother of orestes

[@trentonbuchert7342]

Transgirls when their eggs crack: “I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark.”

[@cookiegd]

you mean mr shark?

[@trentonbuchert7342]

@@cookiegd Oh my god, you’re absolutely right!

[@genoteerdekoe]

I would like to protest with all of my friends with signs that say: "I am protesting."

[@thelovelybunny9012]

Just holding signs that say things like "this is an outrage" "we need change" and "I am against this" and when someone asks what you are protesting you say "yes"

[@boyankovachev7982]

4:45 Lesbians = Less Bee Ans, cuz there are even less bees that way

[@genderless_blob]

As a nonbinary person, I can confirm, no one is real.

[@a_d3mon]

4:44 there's a weird California law that classifies bees as also being fish. The ruling In 2022, the California Supreme Court upheld a lower-court decision that bees are fish under the California Endangered Species Act (CESA). The ruling means that bees can be listed as threatened or endangered under the act. The reasoning The court interpreted the act's definition of "fish" to include both aquatic and terrestrial invertebrates, such as bees. The act was originally defined in 1970 to protect invertebrates, and has since protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land.

[@pohggerechamph667]

27:19 i got an ad and I CACKLED. RIGHT WHEN SHE RIPPED OPEN THE SHIRT

[@RaeRaeTrain]

I thought I was a girl, but it turns out I'm non-binary, so they might not be real :/

[@senor-achopijo3841]

Getthis dang bot out of my youtub

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

No no that’s not a girl tho

[@arielruby13]

Same

[@jzpowell2108]

I’m getting real “Schrödinger’s cat” vibes… to simply put it… we all live in a constant quantum flux state of simultaneously existing and not existing until we are observed… just pray that when observed you maintain your state of existing

[@Sior-person]

Studies? I think N-yes. I’m desperate, goodbye.

[@CatLemur-d1v]

14:11 *smashes button instantly*

[@oceonfire_fn]

smashes button instantly (but gently) and then shares it with the other trans girlies

[@MidasOnTwitch]

As also a girl, id also like to confirm that we are just birds in a costume, thanks for coming to my TED Talk Bird in a flesh suit :33

[@samiraperi467]

There's a 50% chance I don't exist, because Finnish woman. "I find it difficult to lift my head in the morning" Dude, that's called depression.

[@hannajung7512]

could be ADHD too. motivation paralysis is nasty.

[@minestar2247]

Wait, wasnt there some conspiracy that says that Finland doesnt exist? Well, two negatives multiply into a positive

[@ginsi936]

Eikös sen pitäisi olla 75%, koska molemmat suomalaisten ja naisten olemassaolo toimii "joko niitä on tai ei ole" -tavalla? Same in English: Shouldnt it be 75% because both the existance of Finnish people and women are on a "they either are or are not" basis?

[@AnalogMachine]

Could also be a bad case of "the eepy". Or a stiff neck.

[@KittyKatalina]

21:48 Being a robot is exactly why you don't get gains at the gym - No muscles, just servos.

[@maddyhatter5807]

As an enby I can confirm boys and girls are both robots, but I am real.

[@josephurbanich7344]

Obviously, what did you think we meant by “binary.”

[@aminishnamedvaati]

same

[@Scrinwaipwr]

20:32 "If he's not real, then I'm not real too and you're not the real you; we're inside the *real* you!" - the duck from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

[@l.w.j.pendergast6756]

As a trans guy. Yes, i just poofed into existence. I can't i wasn't and then the next second i was and had thoughts and stuff. Like man really terrifying

[@DarkSodaPop]

7:43 omg it reminds of my old history teacher who claimed women didn't exist before 1844. Her classes were always pure nonsense, she started a sentence in the middle of another and always deviated from the subject, it led to many funny (even tho desperating) quotes like this one or some kind of parallel between Roman architecture and ice-cream or kebab sellers...

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

Omg I had a teacher like that. It was a true nightmare, we couldnt understand a thing...

[@DarkSodaPop]

@@akitokutikabanae7010 yeah those are the worst, it isn't even funny anymore when you're just trying to *understand* what the lesson even is about. Like why the hell were we talking the water crisis and now blood tests and criminality in the U.S Ma’am???

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@DarkSodaPop this 😭 Mine was supposed to analyse movies and the way movies were made. Really often he just stopped in the middle of his sentences. And... It could last a few seconds. (Like 20 sec one Time) And then ended the sentence with something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, even the subject wasnt the same. We were 100% lost. What a loooong long hour, the one where he tried to explain us what was the meaning of "trees" in movies... I didnt get a word, it was a true nightmare, nothing was coherent. But he was extremely passionate about it 😭

[@akemqiy]

That’s nonsense.. Women NEVER existed.

[@heronfeather6895]

As a female, Can confirm. Had to just reboot after hitting my elbow that had my hidden power button

[@Hampster999]

30:26 We are alk just a collection of atoms and energy

[@lorensims4846]

When I was a junior in high school there was a rumor going around that "girls don't fart." I didn't have an actual direct evidence but it really didn't sound quite right to me.

[@mapelianbutton4954]

The birds and the bees? Girls and pigeons are definitely in cahoots and they're up to no good

[@BlueSkyBirdies]

Can confirm

[@Scene_Duck]

Ghost mango deserves head pats

[@nathryl03]

This is your regular reminder that you're all awesome, beautiful and valid little beans, just the way you are ❤🧡💛💚💙💜 Love you all ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@paulmccartneyofc6883]

I licked a rock for 2 bucks when i was 9

[@CourierCat-isGod]

​@@paulmccartneyofc6883 wow

[@nathryl03]

@@paulmccartneyofc6883 Did you at least buy something nice with your 2 bucks?

[@SamariJD]

​@@paulmccartneyofc6883We've all been there

[@Tau_19]

@@paulmccartneyofc6883was it yum?

[@IndigoButterfly]

"What better way to do science than look at sub reddits" 😂

[@cuteghost5368]

Me, as a demigirl: **half of me disappears**

[@jon85753]

Babylon Bee, originally it was a religious attempt to be like The Onion, now their only punchline is along the lines of "i identify as an attack helicopter."

[@B.-T.]

They are the patron saints of r/onejoke.

[@Guro-Blue-kun]

As a non-binary b0y, neither exist. * *Transforms into a bat and fly away* *

[@shinymainespoon]

There are EXACTLY TWO genders: -vampires -lycanthrope/werewolf

[@stfinalwrath]

"Or just do it like the dogs do and just poo in the bush." Bruh.. I'm in my thirties, I found this funnier than I probably should have... It was so out of the blue... I wasn't ready..

[@PINK_FR0G]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for 52 seconds

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

52 seconds? Mine was 12 minutes.

[@PINK_FR0G]

@@RonanDahlman-ci1ql how dare KZbin do that!?!😤

[@Nix1280]

as a gender fluid person, I can confirm I just switch between different robotic parts

[@EvilPatata]

As an agender afab I like to clarify that there ARE women, but only temporary. Normally starting around 6 (when adults tell you to never date) and it goes as long as the individuals takes their true form, may it be a colony of bees, a contained vacuum of space, a man, etc... or the label of "woman" may stay until they die.

[@JennCampbell]

Oh no!!! Not only has Click discovered our secret, but he has told everyone!!!! Emergency meeting at the secret p!ace immediately!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@athenakvamme7550]

I'm genderfluid I exist in a quantum state most days, occasionally flickering in an out of existance It's a torturous life

[@j4ck_0ff_j1ll]

I can’t even prove that girls are real because I’m non binary ☹️

[@ValeriyApocalypse]

Girls aren't real and NB are made of bees. Don't deny the truth, embrace your bees.

[@YourQueerGreatAuntie]

The rigorous scientific study performed by Clicky proves that NBs , GFs and agenders are in fact the only real people.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

As you're not a girl, it proves they dont exist 😎 (i'm an emby too 🐝)

[@danielchard535]

So does this mean you’re part boy part empty void of darkness?🤔

[@deadpool5159]

I'm not real lol

[@JuzALilGayBean]

21:05 a figment of his own imagination

[@ThatArtMosquito]

Vending Machines are more Lethal than sharks. VENDING MACHINES

[@Skrill99]

Guess I am not real anymore. Dang

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

See you.

[@Wylo_Brynn]

Casually evaporates

[@AshleyC991]

A shame, truly, I had thought I was real, but I was wrong

[@onigirifrog]

You never were. Go back to the government database, you drone

[@Karmatic_303]

No taxes!

[@MuddyPawsStudios]

As an ex-girl i would like to confirm, i only started to exist after my transition

[@minestar2247]

Ex girl? Is that another way of saying trans guy? Well bro, you sure are real now

[@shinymainespoon]

Reverse Thanos'd. Welcome to existence

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

I am greatly conserned that there could be people who don't understand that "girls aren't real" is a joke.

[@SomeF3lla]

But wait, if men are humans, women are robots, transwomen are cyborgs and transmen are reverse FNAF kids, what are non binaries like me? Are we robots? Humans? Cyborgs? Reverse MCs? Gods? What the hell am I supposed to be!?