r/HFY TFOS# 637 - Lucifer and Hell & Sparta Sparta Sparta (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@normiesalvador1854]

The first story gives new meaning to "Even in death I serve."

[@murphycunningham2465]

Damn

[@garrettrogers1056]

"But planets cannot move" famous last words

[@AgroSquerril]

hold my beer

[@julonkrutor4649]

@@AgroSquerril damm, I wanted to post the same 😆

[@SpectorOfDoomYT]

I remember an HFY story involving a pirate building an Alcubierre Drive around a planetoid the size of the moon and using it as a mobile base.

[@Gilhelmi]

That first story is so wholesome. I almost want to tell it in Church, I think that they would enjoy it.

[@Paultootall1971]

What ever happened to "Well F@ck It" all this Sparta is way to wholesome lol

[@wufy9]

Planets can not move.... *laughs in Spartan* (Jump Drive into planets core)

[@413draco]

I wonder what would happen if NetFlix LUCIFER sees this?

[@truekurayami]

He might find it funny because I sure on some level he realizes he isn't the "true" Lucifer as that is supposed to be David Bowie.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@ghoul3d]

so heavens is filled with sociopaths

[@KingMarkus222]

Sounds about right

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

If I have to sit around with self righteous monsters who think they did nothing wrong then I’ll go wherever the dogs end up going.

[@Callum_Summer0972]

Same with hell but its just full of heavily depressed sociopaths.

[@marvinjohnson2488]

The first story was cool.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@brennonwiddis7495]

Damn right in the feels

[@pauldavis9387]

Lucifer isn’t really bad. He just got bad publicity.

[@Velshard]

He's also a master of Good Publicity.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

​@@VelshardCompared to god, Lucifer's PR team sucks. Lucifer never caused as many deaths.

[@Velshard]

@@vinnyganzano1930 "Don't worry. Burning in hell for all Eternity isn't so bad." - Lucifer, probably

[@TairnKA]

I thought the three words all don't want to hear come from a human was, "Well, F^%$ it".

[@xxxgoblinslayer6967]

The first one was really wholesome❤️

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@xxxgoblinslayer6967]

Thank you for every videos you make I listen to it and feel epic

[@AgroSquerril]

@@xxxgoblinslayer6967 Its a pleasure

[@xxxgoblinslayer6967]

@@AgroSquerril ☺️

[@altphil]

Thank you. I wrote it.

[@notafrisbee5907]

Planets cannot move* (*Unless a human altered)

[@AgroSquerril]

when there is a will.... there is a relative or a plan

[@bobsterclause342]

Whats the moon then? Planets moved into eachother.

[@bobsterclause342]

What is orbit? A planet not moving i to the sun, but around it

[@notafrisbee5907]

@@bobsterclause342 Planets cannot change their orbit unnaturally without ridiculous amount of effort, then. Satisfied?

[@gregorypryor7401]

I have often wondered why Lucifer haven't repent and ask GOD for forgiveness. Maybe now I know.

[@Gilhelmi]

Sparta, Sparta, Sparta!

[@murphycunningham2465]

Rule in hell or service in heaven

[@da_enderdragon]

Who here is cutting onions?

[@AgroSquerril]

the ninjas

[@mutehowl]

Wholesome poisoning!

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@rod2662]

If I'm 3 hours early I can finally be first

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Worth it

[@LaughingD3mon]

Lol

[@AgroSquerril]

beat the competition hands down

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

Yep

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@eduarddoornbos2409]

So hell is just like daily life except I don't have to go to work? :)

[@TheGrinningViking]

Oh jeez, I'd hate to be in heaven in that first story. Bunch of jerks who don't feel bad about what they did.

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@julonkrutor4649]

So I will go to hell for sure.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

I see sparta sparta sparta is a play on the story the 3 words

[@alexs5814]

heh^^ i'Ve seen so many interpretations of hell and haven invented by agnostics and unbelievers that i'm of the opinion that hell and haven are only ever what we actually expect them to be. nice reading! edit, second story: if it can't dodge, you already hit it!

[@murphycunningham2465]

4tA

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

65th, 2 December 2023

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm