r/HFY TFOS# 738 - Humans are Weird - Abrasive & Human Onboard - Fitness (Reddit Story)

[@twotone3471]

I'm waiting for the warp drive powered by a exercise bike attached to a generator at this point.

[@juleksz.5785]

About ftness: did human tryied to make armor, so he could train just by walking ?

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@ODST626]

Cut to me trying to put on plate male by myself so i can walk around in 60 lbs of metal for my workout. I didn't think it was weird. Apparently i was wrong. I also understand why knights had squires to help put on their armor. Its damn near impossible to put on alone quickly. To my dismay im too thicc to fit in the armor still. So i need to lose weight. TTATT But soon i will be jogging around my Appartment in my armor ^.^

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

@@ODST626 That's why they make weighted vests and wrist, arm, leg and ankle weights, all in various weights.

[@ODST626]

@@Deconstruction_Administrator yeah but its not as satisfying as running around in plate male. People think that they were stiff but they are surprisingly flexible. Seeing someone in plate male sprinting you down is terrifying.

[@Deconstruction_Administrator]

@@ODST626 Maybe so, but at that point it's not actually being used for working out, so much as it's used for an intimidation display.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

Ccreativity can be frustrating for those not afflicted with it.

[@InternetGravedigger]

And conversely a lack of creativity can also be frustrating for creative people...

[@henrypaleveda7760]

@@InternetGravedigger absolutely true

[@billcook7285]

Human: "wait a minute. You went to all this trouble just to give me extra work"? 😂😂😂 "I've got an idea, here hold my beer".😂😂😂

[@purpledevilr7463]

Is the whole “For the Algorithm!” Thing original to this channel or a reference to elsewhere?

[@adamhartman3799]

I'm not sure if it originated from here, but I never saw it before he read a story about the algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

it originated here as far as i know

[@purpledevilr7463]

@@AgroSquerril well, you’re the best authority on this. For the Algorithm!

[@SuperGamefreak18]

@@adamhartman3799 that's probably the source and reference

[@etopsirhc]

@@AgroSquerril nah, there was a video from some one who used comments on a poll post as a way to break youtubes suggestion feed. i believe it originated there and then spread like wildfire through the rest of the site.

[@saxevagebarstad1310]

I bet Betty Adams and other authors like her/him make so many stories because of this channel.

[@ouberfox5898]

The second one he just wanted to walk around with out leaping off the ground

[@alonenotlonely1179]

All for the algorithm, all hail the mighty algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@bobsterclause342]

For the hoard

[@calvingreene90]

Foot smoothing for antagonizing aliens.

[@TrueFork]

strange that the aliens didn't ask to observe the procedure , for science

[@calvingreene90]

@@TrueFork Too horrified.

[@Searchingforinfo]

Definitely go through the past catalog . Many gems.

[@micahdeck9553]

It really is unfortunate that humans are so creative.

[@snidecommenter7117]

"A communication device? I wonder if I can turn it into a weapon."

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@snidecommenter7117 isnt that literally what an IED is

[@Worn_Guide]

Pumice on cracked feet feels good to me, am I alone on that prospect?

[@truekurayami]

Do you grind it against your feet like a nail file, or do you add it to your shower? If the first I don't think so but it isn't for me, if it is the second I find it enjoyable most of the time as it gives the same sensation as walking along the submerged section of a beach, without it getting stuck between my toes.

[@TheDurid1]

When a callus is thick enough. I usually have to use a file on some of my foot ones every other month or so.

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I hate doing that, everyone in my family except my little sister hates that, we prefer leaving our feet as is, toughened to the point we can walk down the gravel driveway without wincing in pain

[@cripto130]

@@truekurayami you want to soak your feet first on raw pumice, it softens the rough skin and makes it easier to peel it off so you dont damage the healthy skin as much. its honestly most efficient to do it at the end of taking a hot shower because you wont get the broken up grains mixed in your bath water, if you use natural pumice it will also get worn down into a better shape to match your foot, so if you can find one that is 3-4 sided you can gradually wear each side down until it is contoured to that spot. i have one for my heel, one for my toes, and one for my hands. and then use the edges for reaching between fingers/toes

[@Maeshalanadae]

We just can’t stay out of trouble, can we?

[@themathmoth7393]

FOR THE ALGORITHM! also I think the timestamps are labeled wrong

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm and corrected

[@anilin6353]

For the glory for the algorithm

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@peekakuchu6878]

Filing thicc appendage soles! FTAs!!

[@contrafax]

The second was very funny!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For Argo

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@thenthson]

For the algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@alfredsutton7233]

Humans? There’s no accounting for us.

[@AgroSquerril]

1 2 3

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Painfulldarksoul]

I ship Seventh Sister with Sarah.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

Humans are weird playlist kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@asandrewsilvaw]

for the algorithm!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@oakenshadow6763]

Lucky he didn't increase the gavity.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@aliksanon6491]

Fta

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@merlinwizard1000]

92nd, 13 December 2023

[@sydneydaum9204]

for the algorithm!

[@adamglover6948]

For the algorithm!

[@matthewfogarty3871]

For the algorithm!

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@politebadger5049]

For the algorithm

[@localcryptid3127]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm