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[@geraldgrenier8132]

"Is the cucumber thing that common, because surely the purpose made toys would be better" You're overlooking the decade between puberty and legally being allowed to buy said toys

[@saellanya]

And the absurd price difference between said toys and a cucumber

[@smexehcougah3]

@@saellanya ...how long are you keeping the cucumbers for???

[@robertross45]

Legal? Who is this law helping?

[@smexehcougah3]

@UClMXD0ySEyHBxmrpEd9ctDg In the US there is; you have to be 18

[@geraldgrenier8132]

@@robertross45 the purtians

[@gamtri6965]

Maybe he’ll actually become a standup comedian.

[@skiiscott3812]

@Savitri Ramdeo don't make me die laughter

[@manderain7150]

@Savitri Ramdeo sit down comedian :)

[@NamelessTheHater]

Disabled kids: * crying *

[@urarakaochaco790]

@@too-many-choices you know not all people who use wheelchairs aren't able to walk, there are actually a lot who can walk and stand

[@garystewart2355]

If I was in a wheelchair and wanted to be a comedian I’d put strings on my legs so I could puppet them during the act.

[@alfredruss5174]

This man should be the new boy wonder.

[@redvortex1623]

Joker: what's your real name, boy wonder? Robin: robin Joker: no, your real name Robin: ROBIN. Joker: BATS HELP HES BEING WEIRD

[@kistertheartist]

@@redvortex1623 yes

[@batkamarri13]

@@redvortex1623 i no cap for 5 seconds thought your profile was Ugandan knuckles.

[@Speed_311]

Nah, he should be the next Luigi

[@whittickerfang7700]

You know the boy wonder job would not have a good survival rate.

[@gozerthegozarian9500]

There's actually a comedian in Germany who is a wheelchair-used and likes to refer to himself as a "sit-down comedian". He's also a POC with immigrant parents, and likes to remark to his audience on having both a disability and non-white ethnic background: "Don't you just wish I were trans as well?" Which I, for one trans person, find hilarious!

[@doodle276]

Ooo that's cool!

[@BringMayFlowers]

I also am and... eh, it isn't _that_ funny.

[@123dididi]

Who is it?

[@khameriengibson1975]

@@BringMayFlowers humor is subjective. silence

[@BringMayFlowers]

@@khameriengibson1975 It's subjective, but there isn't really a punchline to this one, either.

[@Octo_0687]

There are certain levels of hol' up, first there is "wait, what?" And the max is "HOLD THE HECK UP!"

[@tjprogamer9509]

@about you I somewhat found peace and tranquility

[@harrypottah4500]

@about you im looking up the letters so i dont have to directly get rick rolled if this is a rick roll

[@mrcamo5110]

No, the top level is “WHAT THE ACTUALLY HELL GTFO”

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

@@mrcamo5110 and the level just before it is "wait what the duck" It's way less agresive but alm so ad much confusion

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

@@harrypottah4500 it’s a guy self promoting for his main

[@tam0964]

7:49 I feel bad for the people that didn't underSTAND that reference.

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

SHIBAAAAAA

[@luwagatheuntethered]

KILLA QUEEN

[@FOUR_FACEx2]

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO

[@kaneguevarra2872]

Hehe, nice

[@chiro_fightingsoul]

Another person of culture

[@TheEngieTF2]

Me: **puts bowl into the microwave** Also me: Where did the spoon go?

[@TheHotBlade]

Gone, reduced to atoms.

[@robert-p772]

I did that once, then I remembered the spoon was in the microwave and panicked.

[@SSRBno1297]

@Cute Maleya yes, rico...kaboom

[@batkamarri13]

@@SSRBno1297 Kaboom you say? 📒🖋️🐧 NOTED.

[@Slavicplayer251]

ENGINEER GAMING

[@batkamarri13]

Me: * Splashes in the puddles while it rains * everyone else in the submarine: 0:35 edit: OH OH OH MY GOD, STACY GET THE CAMERA!!

[@grasss-eater8928]

What?

[@batkamarri13]

@@grasss-eater8928 It's taking in water.

[@grasss-eater8928]

@@batkamarri13 oh

[@Lurmindol]

I get it XD

[@peskypigeonx]

@@grasss-eater8928 _you ruined it_

[@basilsfakejordans]

7:53 dayum even Kira made it here

[@EntropyOfMurder]

O it wasn't just me lol

[@basilsfakejordans]

@@EntropyOfMurder lmao no I'm with you

[@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707]

The tie is literally the exact same too

[@goroakechi5270]

Ya i know, i feel only satisfaction

[@basilsfakejordans]

@@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 I think I saw it as a meme with Kira and Hayato, pretty sure it's Kira lol

[@BigChessFan]

7:53 The fact that this is 100% Yoshikage Kira makes this 1000% funnier. RIP Hayato.

[@nori7249]

Yes, agreed I was just looking for a jojo comment

[@An_Owl_named_VIPER]

@@nori7249 dude same

[@fungusdeity]

Kono Dio da?

[@An_Owl_named_VIPER]

@@fungusdeity no kono Kira da

[@fungusdeity]

@@An_Owl_named_VIPER AH, Hayato

[@Sanchlingernon]

I’m trying so hard not to make a comment about the stereotypical teenage white girl Twitter name for Michael Jackson, like hee/heem black and white

[@pug-uf6dd]

hello, nice world is mine profile picture

[@yuanplays5156]

Is it a vtuber in your pfp?

[@Sanchlingernon]

@@yuanplays5156 no it’s hatsune miku

[@pug-uf6dd]

@@yuanplays5156 HOW DARE YOU

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

7:50 Hayato was turned into a bomb Edit: you thought this was a thanks for the likes edit but it was I dio

[@CailleachOiche]

Oh my god it is Kira XD

[@chaosmage4203]

I think kira would have detested hayato to the point he would have punted the lil strong legged shit down a flight of stairs, not leave him stranded in the middle of town without his body snatched disguise

[@reavart]

Pizza mozarella pizza mozarella pizza mozarella rella rella reee

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

@@reavart great song

[@reavart]

@@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@TheEngieTF2]

Me: **opens window to get some fresh air** Everyone in the airplane: 👁️👄👁️

[@TheHotBlade]

Hah. Totally original.

[@TheEngieTF2]

@Cute Maleya Nothing is original nowadays

[@ahmed4363]

@@TheEngieTF2 Engineer gamimg

[@pupusaeater01]

the only person that comments on most videos, AND actually replies to people

[@CANIHAVEONEHEISENBURGORPLEASE]

I get it OH SHIT

[@brielle5499]

The "My boyfriend and I are on the way to stalk his wife at work because he thinks she is cheating" legit had me for a moment

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: polish ww2 soldiers had a pet bear

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

So? Russians have like ten each

[@tysondeyoung3002]

Its true

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@@dragonmastertheedgeking1595 the bear wresteld a enemy spy, and won, and got a Hot shower as a reward. Also, he ate lit cigars

[@mustafasattar8452]

yes i now

[@manwithaplan2001]

Had????????

[@petermorenusiii2698]

Kira: how should I get rid of this kid Killer queen: make him a bomb ?, send sheer heart attack at his school as a bomber? Do freckin bites za dusto? Kira: no I have a better idea! 0 seconds

[@unrefined2648]

HAYATO

[@petermorenusiii2698]

@@unrefined2648 KIRA QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO!!!

[@unrefined2648]

@@petermorenusiii2698 Nani

[@awesomestyles]

Day 283 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@bukitcengkeh1]

Hey hey hey You again!

[@TheHotBlade]

Ask away, my friend!

[@auniversalteam8023]

Yes

[@WowieZowie123]

Notification squad hitting hard lol

[@olasola1013]

@@bukitcengkeh1 They're a bot, move on with your life.

[@harrypottah4500]

you said "how our love was permanently cut short" but it actually says "how our love was prematurely cut short"

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

Both work still.

[@harrypottah4500]

@@LittleScaredyBoy they kinda mean different things thoo

[@LittleScaredyBoy]

@@harrypottah4500 yeh

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

6:36 People who played Metal Gear Rising: How cute~

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

@about you RULES OF NATURE!

[@yuki5455]

Bonk-

[@chaoscriterion3637]

Well if it isn’t SAUCY JACK!!!

[@Kibo-sama]

​@@chaoscriterion3637bro are you high ?

[@noreeaki]

7:51 I feel like Kira would actually do this

[@stxllacxmet5490]

I love it when Emkay posts, but especially when it’s Robin :)

[@harrypottah4500]

@Cute Maleya is it lexy or lexi?

[@theblasteffect4499]

I think robin and Damien are the best.

[@melody_chan5509]

Sameee3e

[@johngun4377]

Robin is the best fight me

[@kastov74u]

Jack gang rise up

[@Buggo182]

'I feel like the purpose made toys are better, right' - well yeah but also far too much money (PS I have never used a cucumber but I know the money struggle)

[@sundalosketch4769]

not to mention most who probably couldn't afford to get caught buying such things as they still live with their families. How awkward and shameful it'd be for your parents to find you getting that stuff..

[@sage5932]

​@@sundalosketch4769 If you're that young where it would be so shameful for your family to know you use toys, you shouldn't be using them in the first place

[@sundalosketch4769]

@@sage5932 I'm talking 15-18 and it can vary depending on where you live and how you live. A lot of families aren't comfortable with talking about sexual topics with each other so how many of those would be okay with giving their teens a means of exploring themselves and satiating their hormonal urges? Most of the shame doesn't come from age, it comes from the family's beliefs whether religious or how high their standards on certain things stand.

[@sage5932]

​@@sundalosketch4769 ​ @Auttumn Art Then wait until you're old enough to move out. You're seriously trying to say that you need toys that bad. 15, seriously? You realise you can just use your hands, you don't need to shove a whole toy up yourself when you're a literal child. Jesus. There's a reason you need to be a certain age to buy those.

[@oinkster7582]

"I was an accident" *sniffs* relatable

[@oinkster7582]

@Cute Maleya YES, LAUGH AT MY JOKES AND GIVE ME LIKES SO I CAN HAVE INTERNET POINTS OF VALIDATION

[@diegomartinez6824]

same

[@sebswede9005]

I know you're in a wheelchair, but you should do Stand Up Comedy.

[@oinkster7582]

@@sebswede9005 "I know youre a 3 year old female but man up god dammit"

[@oinkster7582]

@Cute Maleya no i have brain damage

[@Sin0men_]

OMG OMG THAT WAS MY FANART OOMMGGG IM SOO HAPPY!! THANK YOU

[@monroerobbins7551]

0:36 I don’t think the joke itself is weird, it’s the fact that it’s a kid making it, in the context of they know they were an accident.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@Cute Maleya Not trying to start a fight but r/wooooshing someone for explaining a joke isn’t really...well, funny.

[@GothTheSadisticMasochist]

@@K1ttyGam3r agreed

[@oblivion2674]

@Cute Maleya you’re just wrong tho

[@simp2158]

7:50 this gets worse knowing the anime, it's jojo and poiler alert for part 4 The guy who asks for the microphone isn't the kid's parent, he is a murderer who cuts their victim's hand to satisfy his hand fetish that runned away by taking the appearance of the kid's dad and the kid knows he's not his dad

[@alyendragon4209]

But he can't tell anyone or they die.

[@deltasexual8251]

Dark humor is like water, not everyone gets it

[@Chicken4War]

mano meat solutuons busisdcnes ageb n real1!!1!?!??!?!?

[@deltasexual8251]

@@Chicken4War Why yes i am real.

[@notdan9839]

DAM

[@billium3657]

like africa

[@celestialily6519]

Damn son, if this gets to 69 likes because of the comment don’t ruin it

[@silverflight01]

7:53 Yeah, definitely something Kira would say. Especially when he killed that one kid.

[@enhancedgamer3649]

You could even say that Hayato… *Bit the dust*

[@Bekrox65]

@@enhancedgamer3649 he actually lived but you could have said Kira bit the dust

[@enhancedgamer3649]

@@Bekrox65 No need to *run over* a sweat about it

[@Bekrox65]

@@enhancedgamer3649 i didn't man its ok

[@enhancedgamer3649]

@@Bekrox65 Well shit there goes my joke

[@diobrando2505]

Fun fact: During a Blitzkrieg, some German soldiers stopped to pet kittens they saw.

[@sonataavalon6017]

True or false?

[@sonataavalon6017]

This is coming from Dio Brando

[@unrefined2648]

DIO how did you find this out?

[@user-dk3xj5ez7n]

7:54 yknow that might actually be better for Hayato

[@WantedRaiderism]

7:54 why tf does that look like kosaku kawajiri? He even got the sheer heart attack tie

[@mariuchiha4664]

I think it is him.

[@r4nd0mzzz]

Because... It IS him.

[@nichirinbullets]

WAIT WAIT THE DAD AT 7:50 IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA

[@sirgigiuaswattiuas4213]

7:53 I knew it that's a jojo reference

[@turtleman2006]

7:54 THAT'S KIRAAAAAA. We lost Hayato. I repeat WE LOST HAYATO

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

7:50 the real hol up part when you realize that’s yoshikage kira

[@QYODOKYL]

7:49 Everyone : i don't get it Jojo fans : dying because laughing

[@rudragon2185]

Robin:*goes to the bank* The benker or something:*heavy breathing*

[@rudragon2185]

@Cute Maleya yes.

[@rudragon2185]

@Cute Maleya That would be nice.

[@Shade45-]

@@rudragon2185 who's narrator?

[@rudragon2185]

@@Shade45- Robin?

[@Shade45-]

@@rudragon2185 Robin da bank

[@BeanSproot]

Hey, just so everyone knows, that image in front of that hill isn't actually in front of the windows xp hill. The real hill is a part of a vineyard now. Funny meme nonetheless.

[@eltecatoconundrocity]

@• Spoki • tommyinnit sucks watch better stuff bro

[@ellymommabear]

When I was pregnant at my mother in law's, my husband said "I hope our son looks like you" I replied "aww, I hope he looks like his dad.....cause the postman is a good looking bloke" My mother in law didn't know whether to laugh or cry😂

[@WeebtasticPrime]

If ur husband took it seriously, you and your child wpuld be the ones crying.

[@ellymommabear]

@WeebtasticPrime luckily for me my husband knows and loves my sense of humour..... we are best friends. Surely that's what happens in most marriages?

[@WeebtasticPrime]

@ellymommabear Good 4 you. I just read my comment and it came off as aggressive. I also meant it in a funny tone. Text can't carry tone. If you felt uncomfortable, I'm sorry. Maybe i should start using LoL

[@itisiumair4981]

7:49 Everything is a JoJo reference

[@dune.f3lla]

I love r/holup

[@The_Wanderer_is]

Me too

[@bukitcengkeh1]

Me too

[@frxnzyexe]

holup

[@tironegaming4154]

Its dying

[@gordier6787]

8:17 #DicksOutForHarambe

[@An_n1]

This is a real book, which terrifies me.

[@cay7809]

@@An_n1 BOOK NAME BOOK NAME BOOK NAME

[@An_n1]

@@cay7809 He literally just said it.

[@DatsMexi]

Dam I haven't seen that hashtag In a while

[@n0xturn_]

3:01 bisexuals in a nutshell

[@jcfc4135]

8:25 look, if you want to know the book too, is called “Harambe The Gorilla”. Don’t ask me how I know.....

[@rebeccarausch5276]

how tho? like how

[@PJM257]

it literally says at the top of the page

[@astoruforealityen2723]

I approve of this message.

[@jootkujoanimsyt8202]

Deleto Blue!1!1!1!!111111

[@batkamarri13]

Deleto Can you delete my depression.

[@astoruforealityen2723]

@@batkamarri13 no can do.

[@batkamarri13]

@@astoruforealityen2723 Dang, thanks anyway 🦇✌🏾 * Disappears *

[@casualowocat707]

4:39 are we gonna ignore thaf TOMSKA tweeted it damn- I love his content

[@Mr.KidneySnatcher]

7:48 this is so much better when you know who the characters are.

[@kokiriplayzlol]

True

[@bobilgatto9837]

7:54 wait, IT’S KIRA YOSHIKAGE?

[@ItsMe_Victor]

if you have realized is kira yoshikage, and you have read this reply, then killer queen´s third bomb, bites the dust, has alredy activated

[@bobilgatto9837]

@@ItsMe_Victor HOLD U- [click]

[@ItsMe_Victor]

@@bobilgatto9837 BITES THE DUST!!!!

[@park_005]

@@ItsMe_Victor I DID IT!! IT ACTIVATED!!!!

[@gayfanta9254]

Can we talk about how good the art was for the cucumber thing?

[@drummingdrumtech9642]

0:31 that was one of my favorite episodes and moments of the entire show, but i didn’t get that comment until about 10 years later.

[@breakerbrothers8036]

Spoiler for JoJo part 4 7:48 if u look closely he has the same tie and suit as Yoshikage Kira from JoJo and the same haircut as in the bites the dust arc at which point they were fighting hayato, his son/not son.

[@CatLovesToPlay]

I noticed this too and was gonna point it out too

[@darkdragon2216]

Well i would call that a spoiler Sir. Not for me but.... you get it

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

Yeah he was probably a bomb and pretended he just lost him

[@Axl_Art_22]

@@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog tbh kira would lol

[@breakerbrothers8036]

@@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog ye

[@NyanTheFurry]

7:50 For anyone wondering, that’s a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure comic, the character is Yoshikage Kira

[@justanaccount7152]

Ah yes 3 yr olds -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bringing back dead people 5:09

[@PyxieK]

OH MY GOD WHEN HE READ THE BOOK I THOUGHT “damn this sounds like a chuck tingle book” AND THEN HE SAYS IT LIKE AHDKNSKDIDN

[@newtneil]

Thank you to Michael, Robin, Lockie, Bradley, Greg and Otto for this confusing video and to Sin0men for the fan art.

[@benedict0902]

7:52 see the joke is: this is Yoshikage Kira, a murderer from JoJo, who is posing to be the father of a boy, Hayato, that he doesnt love at all, so he's happy that Hayato is gone

[@rachidelyakouty8136]

The cucumber getting picked to be eat Yay when I realize OH SHI-

[@EntropyOfMurder]

7:53 is it just me Or is that kira from jjba

[@N.L.F]

I was not expecting jojo 7:48

[@tl-Jadon]

I just realized the one were the guy wanted to make an announcement about his son was Kira saying that to Hayato

[@unrefined2648]

Its the easiest way to throw your "son" off your trail

[@markohusar8391]

0:06 once he laughs hes gonna stand up and become the said stand-up comedian

[@pitched7401]

3:46 it's also a book, probably with a different topic, but Choi Hong hi did a great job

[@tomasprochazka7840]

4:39 LOL it's TomSka!

[@dr.rhowsen]

Chuck Tingle is incredible! It’s so great to hear him get the credit he deserves .

[@17SharkBro]

4:12 You know you're messed up when your brain goes to cannibalism, I thought he was eating a human. But then I realized they were talking about murdering an animal.

[@__ana.rose__]

0:48 This is one of the only ones that actually made me say "Hold on, What- huh"

[@MrBioblast]

7:53 Ahhh, the JoJo memes

[@jomogaming2]

7:53 Killer Queen! *Distant explosion*

[@Tabth3778]

The kids in my basement really enjoyed this

[@thursdaysrcursed]

You keep the children in the basement?

[@alyendragon4209]

I keep mine in the attic.

[@kathleengivens2903]

Wait so your not supposed to lock them in a broom closet

[@michaelmandry452]

Emkay: he might think its funny Me : and he might not

[@Sanchlingernon]

6:30 r/agedlikemilk

[@leave3451]

Yes

[@silverflight01]

3:17 This is fate

[@thetrashiestman]

7:53 Hey look, it's yoshikage Kira. I know it's him because of his tie

[@Zarkette]

7:48 My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not disabled. I work as an employee for the Walmart department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@falliblepossiblygullible2920]

1:16 "They were roommatessss"😂😂😂😂😂. Killed me.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

7:49 I remember seeing part of this meme before when I was younger. Never knew until now that it was a JoJo reference.

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@Commander3838 Nope lol

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@Commander3838 1. I don’t actually know what age I saw it. Gonna edit my comment now 2. Ever heard of m a n g a

[@snuggfighter04]

3:07 Dude, i had the same problem, so pro tip wait for him to age to young adult (i mean forcing him) then lock him in a 2x2 room and wait for him to starve to death (and with the sims you should probably do the same) (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[@kcnoel5270]

1:52 having 10 missed calls from my mom would be hecka scarier because that’s when I know that something will be wrong. 10 missed calls from my dad, means he’s just overreacting and I’m going to get an earful for not having my phone on me. Literally my family dynamic

[@josefstark8056]

Me: (kills some undead soilders with my zweihander) Everybody else at the Halloween party: your tactics confuse me and scare me, sir.

[@cloudzdreamer1400]

Emkay: *uploads* Me: please be Robin, please be Robin, please be Robin Emkay: "I'm your host Robin" Me: "YES!!!"

[@wholesomemay]

7:53 *H* *A* *Y* *A* *T* *O*

[@eggzwithaz1980]

7:34 The Legend of Curtis the Cucumber Curtis the cucumber was the last cucumber on at the grocery store that day. He had been there for several days, just waiting for someone to buy him. Finally, a woman came along and bought Curtis and some other groceries. When the women got home, she took Curtis out of the bag, and put the rest of her groceries away. Curtis was confused as to why he wasn't being put away. Then the women picked up Curtis and brought him into her bedroom. That was the last anyone ever saw of Curtis the cucumber. The End.

[@theempire8461]

Honorables curtis

[@melonsoda3141]

bonjour EDIT: 8:52 bloody killed me man😭

[@heatherg5239]

Me: says to be a stand up comedian. Kid in wheelchair: stands up.

[@annievuong9355]

“Boys will be boys” me: AND GIRLS WILL BE WITH ME

[@annievuong9355]

pandarou ummm wtf?

[@dad6085]

1:56 are you sure

[@eddieplier]

are you back with the milk

[@notsiffleur6538]

7:53 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@sightlyname464]

2:22 should I send over a mobile task force?

[@iristhorne6521]

I can’t believe he read the Kira Loses Hayato comic and nobody seems to have noticed.

[@idiotgoddess2114]

As someone who is partially disabled (I mainly have very weak legs and have to use one of those electric scooter things when in large public areas like a store), I can say that we can be “Sit down comedians”

[@tired.018]

Someone explain to me why Emkay isn’t verified. Literally a crime. 🙄🤚🏾

[@gigsfromhell2419]

lol, this is a sub i was unfamiliar with. also, i'm always here for Robin hosting.

[@friendlyneighbourhoodbisex4811]

7:50 Jesus even emkay can't escape jojo references

[@maeleighrandolph6465]

10:49 best clutch/save ever

[@arachnidsCalibrator]

7:49 JOJO COMIC IN AN EMKAY VIDEO THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

[@GothicFoxglove]

Vote for Patrick, he’ll take America’s problems and push them somewhere else.

[@batkamarri13]

That Alaskan bull worm episode is iconic.

[@flashflare2833]

It’s been a while I’ve missed robins voice it’s weirdly soothing

[@ajjacobs3042]

Love your videos and thank you for all you do,we love and support your content❤

[@EmoFemboyHunter69]

Having 10 missed calls from my dad is worse because I don’t have his number and he doesn’t have custody of me.

[@GothTheSadisticMasochist]

4:19 I’m pretty sure medicine does the job. Last time God tried to do something he lost his medical license and became the Medic from TF2